#shes definitely going to be hounding Brucie for a quote after this

[thatrandomsarahchick]

He's doing this at a Gala to raise funds for war vets. One of the guests had caused a vet to have a panic attack that's bordering on going into a flashback, so Jason did the first thing he could think of to cause a distraction.

He jumped into the display model tank with the lid conveniently left open. Unfortunately, once he's in there, he notices a bomb that a rogue had placed there earlier in preparation for an attack, so he's currently dismantling it while having this yelled conversation with Brucie Wayne.

Dick is on the other side of the room in his fully bedazzled suit, currently texting back and forth with Jason, who is sending pictures of the bomb set up. He's leaning against the wall next to the fire alarm, fully prepared to 'slip' and pull it by accident if need be.

Meanwhile, Calendar Man is being arrested by the GCPD 3 blocks down. He was planning on ending Veteran's Day with a 'bang', but the GCPD stumbled upon him when doing a raid for a suspected Meth lab in the same abandoned building.

Dick who climbed on anything as a child. Even in public, especially in public. The moment Bruce looks away, he is climbing something to get as high as possible. The first times, it gave Bruce an heart attack. Now, it's just a headache.

People pass by and ask if they should call the firefighters, and Bruce tiredly tell them "He is fine, he can get down on his own.", like people with cats.

Imagine, you're walking out of some building, only to see a 10 years old standing on top of a lamppost, having a discussion with his dad guardian at the bottom.

"Dick, get down."

"Make me."

"Get down or you're grounded."