#sherrie juniper

[hinacu-arts]

Punnet Square Results!

This JNPR baby is named Sherrie! Sherrie is a alternate version of Cherry, which are red

Eye Color = 100% chance of pink

Eye Shape = 100% chance of almond eyes

Hair Color = 100% black

Hair Texture = 100% straight

Height = 50% tall / 50% average

[result masterlist]

[hinacu-arts]

Btw the lineup is in age order

Two years later and im back with this au. Here are some picrews of the kids!

Was going through the JNPR Berries tag and saw a couple people had designed fankids and decided i wanted to design my own! It was a lot of fun

[indigopoptart]

Scattered (and colored) doodles!!

ofc the cut as you know

again, val is @/akemima’s!!! hes not hotel canon anymore tho <3 :3

[rescuefield-a]

random tags because i give up on being organized honestly. i will add as i go

𝘿𝙄𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼𝘽𝙀𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐? ⎯ LEON

𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝙂𝙊𝙇𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝘿𝘼𝙔𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 ⎯ LARA

𝘽𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙄𝙏 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙈𝙀. 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 𝙁𝙐𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙎 ⎯ CARLOS

𝙎𝙃𝙀'𝙇𝙇 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝘼𝙔. 𝙂𝙊𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙋 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 𝙈𝙀 ⎯ SHERRY

𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘿 𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝙂𝙐𝙄𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝘽𝙐𝙏 𝙄 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙀 𝙎𝙊 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 ⎯ RANI

𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙉 ⎯ JUNIPER

[rescuefield-arch1]

going ahead and writing down some of my old relationship tags ( more will be added as i go )

𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀'𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙄 𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿𝙉'𝙏 𝘿𝙊 ⎯ chris

𝘿𝙄𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼𝘽𝙀𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐? ⎯ leon

𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝙂𝙊𝙇𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝘿𝘼𝙔𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 ⎯ lara

𝘽𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙄𝙏 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙈𝙀. 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 𝙁𝙐𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙎 ⎯ carlos

𝙎𝙃𝙀'𝙇𝙇 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝘼𝙔. 𝙂𝙊𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙋 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 𝙈𝙀 ⎯ sherry

𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘿 𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝙂𝙐𝙄𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝘽𝙐𝙏 𝙄 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙀 𝙎𝙊 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 ⎯ rani

𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙉 ⎯ juniper

𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙔 𝙈𝙀 𝘽𝙀𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀 𝙄 𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙔 𝙔𝙊𝙐 ⎯ micah

𝘿𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙎𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙊𝙉 𝘼 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙂𝙍𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝙉 ⎯ neil

[misanthropologymajor]

buggin' out (part 2)

plagas!leon x partner!fem!reader

So you've found the President's daughter-- now what?

warnings: parasitic infections, descriptive violence, slow burn, anxious reader, lots of euphemisms for killing, awkwardly written combat, animal death, dog bite, slow building las plagas infections, crossposted on ao3

part one

feedback is appreciated :)

wc: 2.1k

The Merchant greets your trio as you return to the village square. “I ‘ave somethin’ I think you’ll like.” He glints the silver blade of a folding knife toward you. “Could be useful.”

You think for a second before opening the outside pocket of your waist pouch. “Ashley, why don’t we get you this to keep in your boot? Just in case?” You hand the Merchant his asking price before handing Ashley her new steel and juniper navaja, a sturdy antique pocket knife. 

She tucks it into her right boot before brushing an errant cobweb off the hem of her skirt. “Can we take a break?”

“Sorry, we need to keep moving.” Leon walks past the Merchant and enters the town hall. He keeps his hand on his holster as he walks past the flickering flame of the last lit lantern. 

Ashley gives a brief, “Got it.”

You grab her hand to squeeze it briefly as you try to encourage her to keep going. “You should have seen me in Raccoon City. After I got licked in the face by a mutated zombie, I made Leon give me five minutes to cool off. You’re doing better than I was.” 

“Wait, you two were there for Raccoon City? How did you get out?” Ashley nearly stopped dead in her tracks, but you pulled her along with your clasped hands.

“We had some help getting to an underground train below Umbrella’s lab. We made it out with a girl around our age, Claire, and a little girl named Sherry. In the end, we really just got lucky.”

Leon coughs a bit before speaking, “We don’t have time to talk about R.C. If you really wanna know, wait for the chopper.” He wipes the corner of his mouth as he walks past the mantlepiece portrait. 

He continues forward, pushing the door open to reveal the downed bell tower. A man begins climbing through the smashed window of the nearest house. Leon takes aim and shoots him in the head twice before he can fully get outside. An elderly woman in a black bandana shoves his body the rest of the way out of the window frame before climbing through herself.

You shoot the woman just as she finds her footing. Holding the next occupants of the room at bay with shots to the torso before you climb over the most recent corpses. A villager attempts to grapple you. Drawing your leather-handled Bowie knife, you sink it into the soft spot above his clavicle. He drops dead as you return your knife to its sheath. You shoot the final man in the room as Leon helps Ashley through the window. 

You toss a flash grenade into the next room before entering. After shooting one villager lethally, the next two mutate into bladed tentacles. It takes nearly a full clip before the tentacle heads and the other two villagers drop. You look back to Leon and Ashley. Leon’s hair sticks flat to his forehead, and Ashley’s tights have two new snags.

“Let’s keep going. We’ve got to beat this storm.” You shoulder the door open while keeping your gun drawn.  Only two humanoids are in your path, but three mutated dogs scramble between them. Leon shoots at the nearest humanoid as you direct your fire at the dogs, snapping their excessive fangs at you. Ashley waits in the doorway.

As Leon finishes the second humanoid, the last dog manages to evade your fire and leaps to tackle you to the ground. You manage to tuck your head to avoid hitting it on the ground, and it ineffectively tries to bite you through your elbow pads.  Leon pulls it off of you and uses his knife to dispatch the poor mutated canine. As the dog lies limp, you pull yourself up to a seated position, allowing Leon to help you to your feet. 

You check under your elbow pads to ensure that the dog had not been able to cause damage through your protective equipment. Leon grabs your arm to check, as well. 

When you’re cleared, Leon leads off to the pickup location via the farm and stables. You gesture for Ashley to go before you with an over-dramatic hand gesture before finally following. 

One male villager blocks the path forward. Unfortunately for him, he does not see or hear your approach and is facing away. Leon uses his knife to quietly remove him from the situation. He continues his approach to the heavy gate, the final barrier to the farm. Leon’s forearm and shoulders flex as he pushes the door open. 

Quiet voices float through the air over the dilapidated shack you pull Ashley into. Leon continues to slink around the shack. You lean in close and whisper, “Pull out your knife. Only use it if someone tries to grab you. Be careful.” 

As Ashley draws her knife, you walk out with your own gun and knife ready and see an old woman catch sight of Leon. You shoot her in the chest twice as the other villagers move toward the commotion. Ashley clutches her new knife close, yet stays tucked behind you as you fire into the crowd of disgruntled mutant farmers. 

The villagers part to allow a larger bull-masked man to spiral through, propelled by the weight of a large hammer. Leon barely avoids his attack and you reach for the shotgun holstered on your back. You move toward the beast to fire your first shot into his chest. He stumbles, allowing Leon to shoot him, too. Another blast from your shotgun pushes his lifeless body to the ground as Leon uses his own shotgun to kill two smaller villagers in one shot. Ashley squeals at a villager who approaches her but manages to push her knife deep enough into his torso to pause him. His momentary stop allows you to grab him from behind and thrust your own knife into his throat.

As you remove and wipe Ashley’s knife off on your pants, Leon uses his handgun to finish off the last of the villagers in this area.

You return Ashley’s knife while voices approach from the village center. Leon leads you through the next set of gates and onto the suspension bridge. Villagers are approaching from behind and from the path to your right while a distinctly conscious voice rings out. The house directly in front of you, which you had barely even noticed until this point, holds a man you recognize from Leon’s earlier short-term abduction. A large gated fence surrounds the modest home.

“Hey! Over here, come on!” Finding the only option, Leon starts running, shortly followed by Ashley. 

You bring up the rear, and as you run into the house, Leon slams the door closed and barricades it with a large piece of metal. Leon turns on his heel and approaches the mystery man. “You!”

“Hey, listen, about earlier, I–”

“Yeah, about that…” Leon winds up a punch while you consider pulling his arm back. Before you can stop Leon’s attack, the strange man speaks up.

“Hey! I see you found your ‘missing señorita!’” The man looks between both you and Ashley before returning his gaze to Leon.

“This ‘señorita’ has a name, and it’s Ashley. And you are?”

You quickly give your own name before the man can introduce himself.

“Name’s Luis. Encantado.” 

“Great. We all have names.Now then—Who are you? And what're you doing here?”

A crack resounds from where the gate had been. You notice the bookcase near a window across the left side room and run over to push it in front of the window. Leon and Luis move a dresser to hide Ashley in the cavity behind it. A villager breaks through the window between your window and the stairs.

You are nearly done pushing the bookcase in front of the window when Leon shoots right behind you. The villager had gotten much closer than you’d realized, and Leon took him down right before he got the chance to grab you.

“Hordes of them against the three of us. Oh, and let’s not forget– this mob is made up of monsters! You two done warming up? Hope you stretched!” Luis aims his revolver at the window nearest Ashley’s alcove, and you notice a few loose boards in the table behind him. A hammer and several long nails rest on the more stable portion of the table. As Luis and Leon guard the two open windows, you can hear the creaking of wood from the destruction of your bookcase. 

With one foot on a chair and the other on the inside of the table, you begin to prise thick wooden boards from the old table. Leon and Luis kill at least ten villagers as you pull the third board from the table. You grab the boards, hammer, and nails and rush toward Luis’s window. Telling him to switch to the failing bookcase, you hold the board with your torso, the nail with one hand, and use the hammer with your other hand in order to form a more permanent barricade on this window. Luis’s remarks to Leon are drowned out by your repeated hammering and focus on building your barricade. Four more villagers, two being tentacled, are brought down in the time it takes you to get one board fully in place and another partially secured. 

The final nail enters your first barricade, and you shoot a tentacled head before it can stab Leon. You return to the table and pry another board out to give you enough boards for your next barricade. You send Luis to Leon’s window, and Leon takes it upon himself to grab more boards. Using a similar method, you manage to halve the time spent forming a blockade on this second window. 

A crash echoes from upstairs while Leon pulls the final board you need out. Luis rushes up, and Leon gives you the boards before following the Spaniard. The final window blockade is just completed as a dull and deep noise echoes from the middle barricade.

You barely make it up to the landing when another bull-masked man busts through your hard work. “You have to be kidding me! Heads up, one big guy coming from downstairs.”

Before Leon or Luis can heed your warning, a door right behind you slams open. You just barely stop yourself from stabbing Ashley in your shock. “This way, hurry!” Ashley calls to Leon and Luis. 

The door leads to an elevated wooden path. Several villagers pursue you as you rush past a gate. Leon turns his aim to the gin wheel securing the gate, and fires, crushing the nearest villager. The thick log gate blocks the rest. 

Luis leans on the nearest wall to pant as Ashley stumbles into the other wall beside you. She lets out a few deep coughs and a crimson splatter lands on her hand. “What’s happening to me?” You use one arm to hold her shoulders while searching your pack for something to clean her hand with.

Luis walks up and grabs her hand. “Ashley, is this the first time you’ve coughed up blood like this?” She nods.

“You want to start explaining?” Leon’s voice and steps forward hold a threatening undercurrent.

“The cough, the blood, it’s caused by something called a… ‘plaga.’” He pauses, pacing. “Okay, you saw those ‘people,’ right? Well, you have the same thing inside of you. The same thing that made them like that. This, what you’re experiencing, these symptoms, they’re only the beginning.”

“I don’t want to become like them.” At the end of her sentence, Ashley inhaled sharply and began to tremble. You wiped her hand clean with a bandana and scanned her exposed skin for other symptoms. Luis paces away from you, Ashley, and Leon.

“You are, well, lucky. You see, at this early stage, the parasite– the plaga, it is possible to remove it,” Luis paused for a fraction of a second. “With a surgical procedure. All you need is some know-how. And, oh yeah– the right equipment.” With his last sentence, Luis turns on his heel to reveal a jagged scar running diagonally from the middle of his left clavicle to his mid-sternum. 

Unlike you or Ashley, Leon doesn’t make an audible noise of surprise. “Wait, you too?”

Luis releases the front placket of his shirt to address you. “No worries. See, I have a plan. But you’re going to have to trust me.” 

Leon looks between you and Ashley. You barely nod to him, and he more confidently nods to Luis. 

“Great! We’re partners, then.” He begins to stride away. 

“Hey, why are you–” Leon is cut off.

“No time for questions, the clock is ticking.”

“Luis, why are you helping us?” You call through the pouring rain.

“Because it makes me feel better. Let’s leave it at that. I will contact you later.” 

The Spaniard walks into the rain and out of your lines of sight.

[unbranded-chaos]

are

you going

to eat

that crazy food?

can i please

have some of

it too?

oh i hope

that it

does not

give you indigestion

that

was once

a

true phantasy of mine.

———

SHUCKS ITS FUSSING BONKERS AT THE FARMERS MARKET

WE DROVE THE GOSH DANG JEEP AND THERES NO PLACE TO PARK IT

WHAT THE FUSS

CUSS

CHECK OUT THAT

LAZY

DUDE WITH ALL THAT

CRAZY FOOD

Handing ample samples out to known customers

Fussing find thag punk if shucks ever gets dire gosh dang he’s superman!

who the hecks his supplier?

RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL LET DOWN YOUR SPAGHETTI

seriously though

he’s packing chow like confetti?

READY?

shucks uhm

Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi chai Seitan pot pie, marbled rye Bedhi’d black eyed peas, bing cherries Chioggia beets, hold the meats, gooseberries Cayenne chestnut, chia, coconut, custard Dahlia dates, saffron, dijon mustard (YOU’RE FLUSTERED!!!!) Durian, curry, kale, kasava Clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava Garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root Jalapeños, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit Lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi Juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi Papaya, papalo, marigold, mango Oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo, Kiwi, catnip, carolina reaper, Egusi, icaco(why cant this be cheaper??), Poppies, asparagus, Queen Anne’s carrots Broccoli, a gac,

and thatsll take care of us

YOU HAVE MORE???

WHERE FOURTH DOES THOUST OBTAIN SUCH CRAZY FOOD THOU CRAZY FUSS????

COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA

POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA

RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA

ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA

AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES

WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES

PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY

Almost seems like this should be illegal.

(Will these even FIT in the veichle???)

…

…

WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB

TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD

BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO

BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (😨)

CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA

KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS

LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER

GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER

APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH

PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH

SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO

SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO

YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA

CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA

PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE

GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE

THYME STRAWBERRY

PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY

MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA

ARGYREIA NERVOSA

CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS

What's with the HEMLOCKS?!

BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR

TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER

SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI

AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY

PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS

CELASTRUS PANICULATUS

KOMBUCHA AND ORANGES.

Cash only?! Uhhhhh nevermind.

(something idk)

Guess who!!!!

hmmmm

i think it’s akaru, apollo, lea, or asher !!

also this looks like this was entirely typed by hand you good? /silly

[spac3-s0da]

Man I’m really craving some Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi chai Seitan pot pie, marbled rye, Bedhi'd black eyed peas, bing cherries Chioggia beets, hold the meats, gooseberries Cayenne chestnut, chia, coconut, custard Dahlia dates, saffron, dijon mustard, Durian, curry, kale, kasava Clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava Garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root Jalapeños, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit Lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi Juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi Papaya, papalo, marigold, mango Oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo, Kiwi, catnip, carolina reaper Egusi, icaco, Poppies, asparagus, queen anne's carrots Broccoli, a gac, Collard greens, butter beans, vanilla Pomegranate, pineapple, sarsaparilla Rambutan, dragonfruit, tapioca Atemoya, akebia, rose mocha, Amanita muscaria, chive, potatoes Watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes Parsley, sage, rosemary, Watermelon, marijuana, rhubarb Tamarind, tarragon, turnip, swiss chard Blueberry, caraway, fennel, cacao Boysenberry, cumin, cantaloupe (wow.) Celery, sesame, yam, anise, zinnia Kolas, granolas, marconas, gardenias Lentil, cabbage, vital wheat gluten wiener Ghost pepper, muenster, gewurztraminer, Apple, fig, pear, peach Pine, hazel, walnut, beech Spelt, millet, teff, taro Shallot, ginger, maca, farro, Yarrow, kalendula, kombu, chlorella Cilantro, pecan, citron, portobella Pumpkin, radish, onion, rice Ginkgo, olive, maple, ice, Thyme, strawberry Papaya, cattail, sherry Mulberry, plum, mimosa Argyreia nervosa, Cucumbers, maypops, shamrocks, Bourbon apricot sour Truffle, samphire flower, Squash, zucchini, macaroni, porcini, vermicelli Avocados, pistachios, cinnamon, royal jelly Persimmons, hemp hearts, green goddess Celastrus paniculatus Kombucha and oranges!

[silvershewolf247]

Lexy: Hey Andy, can you listen to this song I wrote for Juniper and tell me what you think?

Andy: What's it called?

Lexy: "Juniper".

Andy, sarcastically: Wow, a song named after a girl. There aren't a million of those already.

Lexy: Name 20!

Andy: "Rosanna", "Roxanne", "Michelle", "Allison", "Sarah", "Angie", "Brandy", "Mandy", "Gloria", "Cecilia", "Maggie May", "Jessica", "Nancy", "Barbara Ann", "Billie Jean", "Layla", "Lola", "Polly", "Helena", "Jenny from the Block".

Lexy: …Name 6 more!

Andy: "Sherry", "Laura", "Wendy", "Maria", "Peggy Sue", "Minnie the Moocher".

Lexy: …Name 5 more.

Andy: "Tracy", "Jean", "Jane", "Mary Ann", "Eleanor Rigby".

Lexy: …

Lexy, storming out: Go fuck yourself!

[feralfinch]

oh I actually have information that may contribute meaningfully to this! It ended up super long so i put a read more.

Altitude affects how you absorb alcohol. If you are in an airplane or up in the mountains (and not acclimated) it takes less alcohol to get you drunk

The mixer can also affect how you absorb alcohol. Anything mixed with grapefruit juice will affect you more strongly than anything without it (tho this is really true for anything high in vitamin c, this also affects medication, so for realsies don't take your meds with grapefruit or orange juice or whatever, it can really mess things up)

Many medications also affect alcohol absorbsion, some just means less alcohol affects you more strongly, other means seriously do not drink on this or you will fuck yourself up. While I personally haven't read a lot of fic that gets into specifics of what meds a character takes, adhd meds almost always interact with alcohol and adhd characters are pretty common

Cocktails! Cocktails are fun. One glass of a cocktail or mixed drink almost always has more than one standard liquor serving (1.5 oz) so one glass could actually be equivalent to 2-5 beers. Prohibition style Cocktails (classic cocktails) tend to be multiple types of liquor mixed together, with non alcoholic mixers being largely limited to soda water or tonic water. They also have specific glasses they are served in, whereas a vodka cranberry is probably just going to be served in a pint glass. Modern cocktails tend to be more creative with mixers and glass type than Prohibition style cocktails. Many cocktails are also meant to be sipped slowly, so if a character has one over a short period of time they will get drunker faster (long Island iced teas were not meant to be chugged. They were meant to be sipped over a whole afternoon) whereas modern mixed drinks are more for drinking like normal and not savoring.

Glasses

Pint glasses: they are the standard glass size at a bar, they fit one pint of beer. Fancy bars may have beer glasses specifically for different types of beer, bit I don't know anything about that. Most mixed drinks you'd get at a dive bar will also be served in a pint glass (vodka cranberry)

Rocks glass: these are short, more wide glasses, often used to serve nice whiskey/scotch/bourbon or cocktails like old fashions or Manhattans

Highball glass: basically a tall version of a Rocks glass but not as big as a pint. Classic Cocktails served in a highball are gin and tonics or tom Collins.

Martini: a kinda upside down triangle shapped glass, often with a tall stem. Classic Cocktails served in a martini glass are martinis (duh) and drinks like cosmos

Coupe: a coupe looks like a martini glass except the sides curve up near the top instead of staying straight. Drinks traditionally served in a coupe are sours (gin sour, whiskey sour) or sidecars

Booze

Whiskey, bourbon, and scotch: these are all basically the same liquor, the differences come from where and how they are made (bourbon tends to be sweeter, scotch tends to be very Peet-y bc of Peet fires used in the making process)

Gin: a clear liquor that is distilled with different botanical to give it its unique flavor. One thing all gin has in common is juniper!

Port, maderia, marsalla, sherry, vermouth: these are all fortified wines, meaning they are wines that are blended with brandy (brandy is a distilled wine, varieties include cognac and armagnac) and are often have location specific names (port is from Portugal). Brandy and fortified wines are often served as apartifs or digestifs (served before or after a meal to stimulate the appetite or aid digestion). Forties wines also often fall into the desert wine category, meaning they are sweet and served in small portions with desert.

Wine parings: the most basic version is white wine is served with fish, red is served with red meat. Wine paring is a whole thing, I don't know enough about it, google a wine pairing chart

There is so much more I could add, but hopefully this helps!

Alcohol tips for newbie writers (or non drinkers!):

At bars, people who order “chasers” after their shots are ordering something to wash down the taste of their shot with. This can be juice, soda, more alcohol, or even pickle juice

Hard liquor is generally sold in stores as shots (tiny bottles), fifths, liters, and handles or in ml (50, 100, 200 etc)

Most people can’t finish an entire fifth of hard liquor (vodka, etc) on their own without being very ill

Conversely, many people can finish an entire bottle of wine on their own without being ill

Liquor can be “bottom shelf” or “rail” or “well” – all synonyms for the cheapest version of alcohol a bartender has. Bars generally keep several “levels” of alcohol stocked

You order a drink with the alcohol first, then the mix – e.g., a “vodka soda” or a “Tito’s and tonic”

When you “close out a tab”, you pay for all of the drinks you’ve had that night. Either the bartender already has your card (you “opened a tab” earlier) or it was quiet enough that they just kept an eye on you and tallied your bill up at the end

“Doubles” are drinks or shots with double the standard pour of alcohol

In the US, most shots (pours) are 1.5 oz by default. 

Mixed drinks (gin and tonic, vodka lemonade, cosmos, etc) are generally made up of 1-2 shots and a mixer 

If you don’t specify which type of alcohol you’d like in a mixed drink (vodka cranberry, for example) the bartender will put whatever the “house” liquor is – and this depends entirely on the establishment. A dive bar will pour rail by default, whereas a nicer tavern might make all vodka cranberries with Tito’s

PLEASE TIP YOUR BARTENDERS THEY WILL REMEMBER YOU I PROMISE

[masonisntfunny]

ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE BEDHI’D BLACK-EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD (you’re flustered!) DURIAN CURRY KALE CASSAVA CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER EGUSI ICACO (why can’t this be cheaper?) POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE’S CARROTS BROCCOLI a GAC and that’ll take care of us COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait… almost seems like this should be illegal (will these even fit in the vehicle???) WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (wow.) CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZINNIA KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER!!!!!!! APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE GINGKO OLIVE MAPLE ICE THYME STRAWBERRY PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA ARGYREIA NERVOSA CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS WHAT’S WITH THE HEMLOCKS????!!??!!!11!! BOURBON APRICOT SOUR TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI AVOCADO PISTACHIO CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS CELASTRUS PANICULATUS KOMBUCHA AND ORANGES

[rescuefield-a]

BACK TO THE ROOTS - A NOTE ON CLAIRE'S VILLAGE VERSE.

( because it's long due and i finally somewhat found the words to make a cohesive thought )

CLAIRE A / canon.

despite not being affiliated with terrasave for a whole decade by now, the events of village put claire back on her old path - especially her detective skills have their moment to shine once again. but it doesn't happen so easily, of course.

at first claire was not supposed to be part of the mission, for some time earlier in the year rani's aunt had passed, and the adjustment leading to that was very complicated on her part ( because rani is a teenager getting ready to start college, and claire's experience with that started and ended pretty much in the span of a few months ) so when she's asked about her availability, she's very hesitant on accepting. eventually she gives in, because rani insists that nobody else could do the job better than her, and that she's got sherry who can help sort out the dorm and classes situation.

so claire travels to the village with the promise to keep in touch whenever she can to remain briefied on what her girls are up to. essentially claire helps mia with rosemary when ethan is training, makes sure that the house is safe during the day and checks all the locks twice before chris' squad takes over for the night.

what went wrong?

claire definitely noticed something was off in the prelude to the game events, thing is, she genuinely thought mia was being weird because of her ptsd or maybe ppd - there were some signs according to google and the few little moments claire would see her interact with ethan, so she never thought much of it besides drop hints that if mia needs someone to talk to, she's always around.

what really sets claire off is the bedtime story book. she's not an expert on what to read to babies by any means, but even for her standards it seems like something too dark. so after hearing bits and pieces claire actually reads the whole thing, and not only it creeps her out but also sets her curiousity very high when researching on it she finds out it's local folklore. her infamous board of clues makes a comeback the moment rose goes missing - her investigation diverts from the general action driven vibe, adding elements of mystery and supernatural ( that will eventually be explained with the existence of the mold, but up until then claire is just trying to find out what is making the villagers sick and if "mother miranda" might be connected to the kidnapping )

she remains in contact with chris and the rest of the squad for the whole time and her codename is sköll ( which in itself deserves a whole post about its implications in relation to mythology and what is happening in the village but that's for another time )

due to the heavy themes of parenthood, questionable mothers and love for a child, claire will mention sherry and rani and her experience of motherhood when it comes to them, as they are the closest thing to kids of her own that she's ever had.

CLAIRE B / alt verse.

everything stays the same in regards of claire's task and her role in the squad and throughout the events of village. the only difference is that in this instance there would be mentions of juniper / juni & micah, who would be claire's daughters that she's been raising since late 2014.

in this alt verse claire would still be involved in the daily tasks. because juni & micah are kids claire and leon ( shout out to deadaim ) the rules of canon and logic were bent a little, meaning that while they all moved to europe at some point after 2017, they mostly keep them in the newly rebuilt holigrad as students in buddy's school, far away as possible from the village. it's a few tough years and commuting is an annoyance but things could be worse all in all, and claire is grateful for the life she has.

juni & micah would be circa 8 and 7 around this time, and probably not suitable as host unlike rose - still, i think that if miranda had caught word of some of claire's conversations while posing as mia then she knows they could be another possibility, or at least some sort of leverage to see how willing claire is to fight for a good cause when it's her family on the line ( i think it would make for some good gray morality moments, so i'm always open to discuss this verse )

[mblinkt182t]

Pedrino Tasting... #pedrino, #italicus, #sherry, #tonic, #doctorinkscuriosities, #juniper, #gin, #olives, #lemon, #bergamontorange, #thebosunscall (at Doctor Ink's Curiosities) https://www.instagram.com/p/Buog4HLFzJnw8QXj_SbYeeekFySYtt384OIUbU0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kj12e3ffdkvl

[foxhubs]

I know usually Monday is for Mun vs Muse content, but I've been on a Picrew kick for a while and had to dump these guys somewhere! [link]

[fluorescencefuture]

Gijinka/humanizations of my Pokemon Moon team

Juniper the Decidueye ♂ || Pepper the Alolan Raichu ♀ || Chocolat the Ribombee ♀ || Dijon the Alolan Muk ♂ || Quince the Lycanroc ♂ || Sherry the Salazzle ♀

[voidite]

I posted 93 times in 2021

73 posts created (78%)

20 posts reblogged (22%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.3 posts.

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#and if anyone is wondering why i havent included her name

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

i’ve been on a sims making spree in whatever game i’ve felt like opening...so here’s some ts4 girls!

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#4

This is Juniper Bugge..I’m finally gonna do a legacy challenge and ACTUALLY stick to it this time! 

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#3

patiently waiting for @squea to make this a default blend 👀 

this skin is beautiful, thank you so much for sharing!!

74 notes • Posted 2021-07-31 01:18:04 GMT

#2

sherrie filth, lead singer of punk rock band filth (obviously)

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