#sherlock/John

[spooksicl-e]

co-parenting<33

[amloveabledeathmo]

Accidental? Marriage Johnlock au idea

So we all know Sherlock is not as emotionally distant and mature as he likes to pretend. I think he is a very emotional individual who cares deeply but has problems expressing it.

Anyway, he gets Mycroft to stop monitoring his online activities in exchange for a case or testing clean or something. So he starts online dating. Sherlock falls hard for this ex military man. He refuses to tell his family any identifying information about said man because he doesn't want them to tell him anything bad or bully him.

Four months in to the chatting the man says lets get married and Sherlock is overjoyed. He plans the whole wedding invites all of his family, the other guy says he'll invite his side and Sherlock even ends up getting a suit for the man.

Day of the wedding, Sherlock is getting all his stuff prepped to go to the venue and the man texts saying it was all a joke and he's married and was just looking for fun. Sherlock panics because he doesn't want his family to say stuff to him about being too emotional or Mycroft to say I told you so or you should have let me investigate him.

Sherlock decides he needs air and he needs to think and starts walking to a nearby pub. He realizes that he's more upset about what his family will say than about the man breaking it off, he also finally admits to himself that he suspected the man was married the whole time.

In his introspection he isn't paying attention and physically runs into John who is in full military dress. Turns out John was coming from a ceremony honoring him and his unit. Sherlock can read how upset John is and decides to take a chance.

"You'll probably think I'm crazy, and maybe I am, but I just got left at the alter, well I will be left at the alter in two hours technically. I can see life isn't going your way either so what do you say? Do you want to get married? No catch of course. We can divorce really quickly."

"My sister just got kicked out of a ceremony that I was supposed to be honored at for causing a drunken disturbance and I have a week to get out of the temp housing, why not."

They both stare at each other and start giggling. Sherlock takes John back to 221 B, grabs his stuff and hails a cab and away they go to get married.

Of course Sherlock's family ends up loving John and are all sympathetic when he admits his only family is his sister and she was too drunk to attend.

Cue shenanigans where they actually end up falling in love and decide to stay married.

I'd love to hear your thoughts @moosefrog @am0o5 @tragedyinmyveins @sunnyrosewritesstuff @skinnyscottishbloke @crazylazydays @consultingtribble

[jonkwatson]

WHITE TULIP

“Name it,” breathes John in reply, as he covers Sherlock’s hand with his own, for what both know is the very last time, “but god, play on.”

White tulip - withoutawish

Two cut sunflowers - Vincent Van Gogh, 1887

Read it on AO3!

[topsyturvy-turtely]

Human Urges

ALL chapters uploaded to Ao3!!!

Summary: John hated it. He utterly and truly hated it. He despised himself for it. It was going on his nerves. In fact it annoyed the fucking SHIT out of him. That stupid, always present, torturing urge to be kissed!

Gift for: @helloliriels because you deserve it.

Fandom: Sherlock (TV)

Relationship: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Words: 5,861; Chapters: 4/4; Rating: Teen and Up

Additional Tags (Selection): Fluff, Johnlock - Freeform, Crack Fic, Bisexual John, Gay Sherlock, First Kiss, First Time, Year of the Crack Fic 2022, No Smut, Kissing, Hugging, Cuddling, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Pining, Mutual Pining, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Shy John Watson, Bold John Watson, Sherlock Holmes is Bad at Feelings, John Watson is Bad at Communicating, Friends to Lovers, idiots to lovers, DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE OR APP, Sherlock Holmes is a Mess, Sherlock Holmes Has Feelings, Light Angst, Demisexual Sherlock Holmes, there is more kissing, like so much more kissing get yourself under control babes, John Watson is Perfect, Developing Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, I love these absolute morons, POV Third Person Omniscient

(phew that's a lot of tags)

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Summary of Chapter 4:

Sherlock had wanted this to happen between them. But that was his problem, wasn’t it? That he had wanted it. Because not only his body and brain wanted it. But his heart too. And John… he didn’t want this. Not with his heart. He just had 'human urges'.

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you can read chapter one on tumblr, too! :))

A/N: i personally really like this chapter. i hope you do too. i'm sorry it took me forever to update this story 🙄 tags under the cut!

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[writingfanficsfan]

Summary:

“I don’t- I don’t want this to end.” John whispers, instantly regretting saying the words out loud. He moves, sliding to the edge of the bed, and planting his feet on the ground. His naked chest forms gooseflesh and he feels the mattress dip as Sherlock moves. It makes him flinch, when Sherlock’s hand rests on his shoulder, feeling Sherlock behind him. “Why would it end, John?” Sherlock asks, voice questioning but soft. John bites his lip, shaking his head as he stares at the nightstand. “John?” Sherlock shifts closer, his curls teasing John’s skin, breath warm against his shoulder and John blinks his eyes, suddenly wanting to cry. “It’s okay, John. I’m here.”

@chained-to-the-mirror I hope you enjoy this one. I wrote it today and I wanted to already post it because otherwise I just think too much and tinker too much. 😊

@sussexbound I don't really know how you feel about fanfiction/fandom/Sherlock BBC/Johnlock anymore but I do want to gift this ficlet to you. I reread some stories of yours today and your version of Sherlock and John always inspires me. (If you want me to remove you from the gift, let me know.)

[leosficlist]

Smashed by NaughtySpirit

18.1k words, Explicit

Author’s Summary: John is very very drunk. Sherlock is not. John's mouth and brain run away with him.

Well, they're very pretty, both of them. And the joy of drunkenness leads to several confessions.

My Summary: This one felt like watching two people learn to dance. Sherlock keeps saying things while meaning another, while John insists he is sure he knows whats going on, but is definitely confused. Drunken flirting as retaliation, no dubious consent here.

[slashmommy]

So this weekend at DC-Slash Con, I'll be moderating a panel about fan cons and I'd love to have some input from people. It isn't a long form, I'm not collecting names or emails. This isn't being published, I just want to have some data to reference. I am specifically doing this to find out why people go or don't go to fan cons at the level that they did in the past. Please answer and reblog. Thanks!

[timelessinsanity94]

Am I ever NOT going to be obsessed with a dark haired idiot and the lighter haired dork they are DEFINITELY fucking?

Debatable

[dcslash]

Hard to believe that DC-Slash Con is less than a week away. If you haven't signed up, there is still time (https://www.dcslash.org/dc-slash-con/registration). Final schedule is almost ready to come out and the vid show had to be expanded to fit all the vids!

[shadowstarkanada]

I have loved but once

Three times Sherlock kissed Jon, and once more.

[laurenillustrated]

Mystery Inc. meet Holmes and Watson!

I am having a lot of fun with this Victorian Scooby Doo au!!

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

[spnfanficpond]

FFT September Edition: Otterly ridiculous

[writingfanficsfan]

It's always nice when I'm able to write a Johnlock ficlet. I did write it at 10 pm so I need to look back at it tomorrow and see if it's good enough or if it needs a bit of extra work. I had an iea in my head, but in my head, they were in college but I think I wrote it as them as adult, already at 221 B. Totally not canon compliant in any way.

“John. John? Are you awake?” 

“Yes, Love. What’s wrong?” 

“N-Nothing. Go back to sleep.” Sherlock whispers, smiling in the dark when John presses closer to his back, moving his leg up and down against Sherlock’s before settling again. 

“John?” 

“Yes, Sherlock?” 

“Are you- Do you regret it?” Sherlock asks, so soft he hopes John doesn’t hear it but of course he does. He feels it in the way John’s body goes rigid, in the way he presses closer for a second. 

“No, Love. No. I don’t. Do you?” John asks back, just as soft, his breath warm on Sherlock’s shoulder. 

“No. No, I’ve wanted this for a long time.” Sherlock says, feeling John’s lips press a kiss on his shoulder, John’s hand stroking his chest and Sherlock sighs, body already reacting to the touches. 

“Why did you ask, Love?” John asks, hand traveling down lower, over Sherlock’s belly, resting there and Sherlock shifts, pressing his arse against John and feeling his cock, already half hard. 

“I just. I just wanted to make sure.” Sherlock says, breath hitching when John pushes forward, his hand going towards Sherlock’s groin, fingertips touching his pubic hair. 

“Make sure?” John moves, whispering in Sherlock’s ear, licking the shell and it makes Sherlock moan, pressing a hand to his mouth to stop himself. 

“I like hearing you, Love. Don’t silence yourself.” John says, nibbling Sherlock’s earlobe, letting out a soft chuckle before speaking. “You hardly ever shut up normally, why would you now?” 

“John.” Sherlock keens, hips bucking up when John grabs his cock, just holding it and it’s such an intimate thing that it makes Sherlock breathless and lost for words. 

“Love? Sherlock? Everything okay?” John asks after a moment, beginning concern in his tone of voice and Sherlock wants to reassure him but he still can’t speak. Not while JOhn is holding him like this, strong fingers around his cock. Steady and secure. It’s stupid, Sherlock knows that, but he feels safe and protected like this with John at his back. 

“Sherlock?” John moves, releasing him and Sherlock wants to kick himself for his reaction when John turns on the nightlamp, everything coming into the light.

@chained-to-the-mirror this really will be porn without a plot.

[tremendously-crazy]

"Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?" no i want a best friend/roommate/soulmate that I can go on silly adventures with and hang out with and have deep intellectual discussions with and we can be life partners without any of the romance stuff

[artaudmatic]

"Nobody writes of Holmes and Watson without love." - John le Carré