#shepard/urdnot wrex

[spaced0lphin]

Shokerex OT3 Oneshot

I wrote this oneshot on my phone like two years ago and it'd just been sitting there, rotting, so today I decided to tidy it up and post it for your enjoyment. Yes, friends and fae, I have written the (to my knowledge) only OT3 fic about fShepard/Joker/Wrex on Ao3. Which is baffling to me, because, like, kromance or bust, my guys

It deals with an established couple inviting an old friend to have some fun.

Anyways yeah it's rated E for Fuck Off if You're Under 18. Thanks

[strawberrykidneystone]

the difference 2 years can make

[tuanishere]

some new and old doodles of my shep and my fav guys <3

Here's a design sheet for my shepard if you're interested!

[msunitedstatesjames]

The ME3 Citadel DLC really has everything:

-An evil clone

-Commander Shepard and Javik battling for top billing with Blasto the hanar in a war propaganda film

-An anime style zoom in on the eyes of Traynor and her greatest rival over a match of space chess

-A scene where you have to manually press whatever buttons your system requires 183 times to beat James in a pull up competition

-A scene where the gang is trapped in a vault with limited air, while Shepard complains about the fact that no one told them how cheesy they sound when they talk

-Shepard forcing a hardened mercenary/bounty hunter to say 'please' when he asks for more change to beat the claw game in an arcade

-Shepard almost being assassinated in a sushi resturant, then being ceaselessly derided for falling through a fish tank in their escape attempt and getting everyone's favorite restuarant closed

-Potentially a sexy tango dance scene with a merc-killing vigilante turian

-The chance to rebelliously stick your hands under a decorative waterfall so many times that a staff member is like, 'fine, do what you want, but just so you know this waterfall is a hanar urinal'

-Shepard learning to play piano

-Shepard Accusing Kaiden of poisoning them Canada style

-A toothbrush that prevents a hijacking attempt

-Watching some good old fashioned telepathic sports and cracking open a cold one with the boys while the galaxy is in a shambles

-Wrex complaing that he's been having so much sex he's too exhausted to fight the Reapers

-Playing fetch with a skillet and a Varren

-Just two space divas drinking wine and talking about shoes

-"It's joking time."

Unironically, this is truly Bioware's finest work.

[catsharky]

[Wrex voice]: Shepard wants to f-ck you so bad it makes her look stupid

Part 2

Comic Masterpost

[the-8-of-spades]

Pt. 2 of Mass Effect things that are so fucking funny, imagine you're a Krogan chillin on Tuchanka feelin' good about yourself when a sentient bag of water walks in with the Krogan equivalent of a living Barbie doll, high fives the president, bitch slaps a foreign dignitary, kills a demigod, and then leaves without any further explanation

[thefloatingstone]

Apparently Cards Against Humanity had a Mass Effect themed set come out in 2017 and this was their official fucking art for it

[varanidius]

Krogans waiting for soup [Print Available]

[armofandruil]

I love how in Mass Effect 2 after your death your close circle of friends deal with your death by either a) going home, b) becoming a major part of the criminal underworld, or c) becoming the president.

[guchaigue]

baby's (not) first bonk! > commission open! <

[sbeep]

Post fight ritual

@things-erin-likes “ # ataboy'ed into next week “

[nightsp1der]

canonically accurate shepard driving the mako (physics are just a suggestion)

[topbanana-art]

Finding out Wrex isn't a party member in ME2 was heart breaking

[tuanishere]

Sorry if someone did this already but I just need to let out some silliness for my shep and my besties whom I desperately want to romance

Original meme:

My shepard character sheet for your reference

[sol-consort]

I've made mems

[angstyastro]

Wrex and Javik a little confused but they got the spirit.

Post me3 shep death shitpost