#shenanagins of the coruscant gaurd

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Grizzer the Emotional Support Dog

As Stone walked in to Fox's office, he noticed two things-

One, the coffee pot was completely full and untouched.

And two, all of Fox's paperwork was on the 'incomplete' side, except for a single glowing datapad.

But Fox was nowhere to be seen.

Well, mostly.

Upon further investigation, Stone spotted Fox's foot behind his desk and followed it to the rest of his body, laying on the floor behind his chair. Big, black-brown eyes stared up at him as he made his way to the side of the desk.

"Uh.. Fox?"

Fox didn't respond. Those big eyes kept staring right at him in an almost pleading way.

Stone chuckled quietly and contacted Hound. "I found you're massiff."

"Fox find her?"

"Kind of. His office."

"Got it."

"Grizzer's my emotional support dog right now, go away." Fox's muffled voice said. Grizzer huffed and turned her head to rest on Fox's shoulder, still staring at Stone.

"Fox, Hound needs her for patrol."

Fox hugged Grizzer tighter and mumbled something in response.

Stone rolled his eyes. "Thorn's forcing you to go decaf, isn't he?"

"No point in caf if it don't have caffiene."

"Valid."

[nyforceuser]

Alright, just bc i'll be traveling for the next couple days and'll have plenty of time on my hands

You can do old stuff

You can do new stuff.

Here's my masterlist and you can find everything I've got.

Current stuff I'm working on is:

A Different Kind of Clonewar with Rex, Cody, and Wolffe

A Different Kind of Clonewar with Echo and Fives

Another with Echo Fives and Jesse

Another Another Fives & Echo Reunion that I've mentioned

For the Rebellion (an au)

Rex's Nightmares

Shenanagins of the Coruscant Gaurd

no excuses writing meme, askbox version

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FIRST — the first two sentences of my current project

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NEXT — the next line. meaning i will finish the sentence I’m on and write a new one, which you’ll get.

[insert prompt here] — you post a prompt, and i’ll write three sentences based on that prompt, set in the same time/setting as my current project

THE END — i’ll make up an ending, or post the ending if i’ve written it

BEFORE THE BEGINNING — three sentences (or more) about something that happened before the plot of my current project

POV — something that’s already happened, retold from another character’s perspective

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Fox Hates 79's

"Believe it or not, we're getting an actual break tomorrow night." Thorn said. "Wanna go to 79's?"

"I hate 79's." Fox muttered immedietly.

"What? Why?"

"Because people tend to be really stupid. And the sad part is I'm related to 90% of the stupid people there."

"Well.. okay, that's kind of true." Thire shrugged.

"Fives and Echo are always somehow causing some kind of a rucus, even when they're not even here on the fucking planet. Someone once asked Ponds if they could use his deathstick. He was holding a 5 credit karking kazoo."

Stone snorted and Thorn opened his mouth to say something, but Fox wasn't finished. "People are dancing like the fucking peanuts characters, the music is always so damn loud I wake up the next morning in a panic because i think I've gone deaf because everything's too quiet, no one knows who's kriffing drink is who's and if it's been spiked so you usually have to spend more fucking money than you intended, and really it just sucks being the only thing closest to a cop because someone'll almost die and expect you to do something miraculous. Come on, I'm part of the fricking Coruscant Gaurd. Leave me alone, damnit."

"Okay, I guess we're not going to 79's."

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Fox's Caffiene Withdrawl Issues

Fox aggressively tried to scribble something on his datapad before calmly chucking the stylis in the trash.

Then he sank in his chair and gave the datapad a very unhappy look before catching Stone's frown out of the corner of his eye and turning his very unhappy look on him. "What?"

"Did you just.. throw away your stylis?"

"Yes, it's exceded its lifespan."

"Fox, we got it for you two days ago."

Fox shrugged. "And now it won't work. Now i need to go find a new one."

Stone raised an eyebrow. "Did you press the 'on' button?"

Fox became very still and then slowly turned a murderous look toward the trash.

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Prison Block Robbery

"Stone?"

"Nothing." Stone said calmly.

"Stone." Thorn said just as calmly. "What is that?"

"Hey, they had mints at the front desk. Leave me alone."

"At the front desk? What front desk?"

Thire walked in with a second bowl of dinnermints.

Fox rested his head on his knuckles and rolled his eyes. "There were mints on the front desk at the prison block. Emphasis on were. Those two fucking di'kutes pulled rank and robbed them."

"They robbed the prison cells.." Thorn said slowly, "of dinner mints?"

"Yeah and they better give me atleast one."

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A Grand Old Life of Disapointment

"Great. I have to file a report about a stolen communicator and holopad. How the fuck am i supposed to know what happened? I'm up here while whatever dirtbag that dicided to break an old married couple's holomeet is in the lower levels of Coruscant. While i'm up here. What am I suposed to report? I wasn't there! Some di'kut stole a communicator. Oh, and also a holopad. That's all they're giving me. Fucking hate this job."

"Well maybe the dirtbag was a good guy and the old married couple were under cover separatists."

"Thire. Shut up."

"Hey, unlike you jaded pessimists, I can still feel optimistic about things even after an entire life of disapointment. Y'know why? Because I'm stupid."

"Just let me sulk about my own life of disapointment, okay?"

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****ing Ice Despensers

There's a reason Fox only drinks hot coffee

Fox pressed his paper caf cup to the ice machine and it let out a total of three icecubes. Thorn got to see his stress levels skyrocket in all their glory as he pulled the cup away and the ice machine dispenced icecubes all over the floor in rapid succession.

"Fox.." Thorn said behind him. "What are you.. what are you doing?"

Fox didn't respond but instead glared at the vending machine infront of him.

"I'm sorry, did you need ice?" Fox grumbled.

Thorn leaned sideways to see around him. "Well, kind of."

"Fucking ice despensers." He muttered as he walked away without even picking up his cup.

Thorn snickered as he pressed his own cup up to the machine.

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Caf or Decaf

"Thorn."

Said commander turned carefully at how snappy his name was said. Fox was sitting at his desk, bouncing one knee rapidly and tapping the stylis he held in his left hand against his chin.

"Why doesn't the bank give a wrapped? Y'know how much pain that would save people? 'You spent 100,000 fucking credits this year on this shitty little backwash speeder that still doesn't work and the kriffing police found it ontop of this shiny new Delta 40. What the fuck have you been doing with your life, you karking crazy jelous bastard?' Or even for something simple like the holonet and radio. Y'know they charge people to use jukeboxes. 'You spent millions of fucking credits in 79's just on the jukebox. You must love listening to that one song! Or are you just trying to keep millions of clones happy? What have you been up to, you strange, strange man?'"

Thorn raised his eyebrows as Fox accidentally flung the stylis across his desk and lunged in a crazy attempt to catch it. It reminded him very much of a tooka on catnip.

Thorn sighed as the man threw himself back into his chair and leaned back to put his feet on the desk, spinning the newly retrieved stylis between his fingers.

"Fox, why were you trying to write left handed?"

"Because I wanted to drink my coffee right handed."

With a sharp inhale, Thorn glared at the caf machine off to his left. "Thire switched out the decaf, didn't he?"

"I knew that earthquake was nothing to worry about." Fox suddenly sat up. "It's still happening. Goddamnit."

Thorn rolled his eyes and trotted over to confiscate the pot of caf. Fox dropped his stylis again and attempted to catch it but missed with only half of his attention on it. The rest of his attention was on Thorn. "Hey, wait!"

"Fox, be glad I'm leaving you with what's left in your mug. Thire and I are going to have a chat."

[nyforceuser]

Yup. We're back posting extra chapters on Ao3 (There's actually 9 there and more yet on wattpad 😬) bc I still need to transfer some of my other crap over. Mm procrastination.

[nyforceuser]

Masterlist

Here's everything I've got posted and I've still got lots of crap in my drafts

And hey! Don't be afraid to check out Ao3!

A Different Kind of Clone War [Ao3 here]

The clones are in an all out 'civil war' and you'd never guess who started it.

This is a series of purely fluffy tickle fics between multiple different Clonewars characters.

(1) Wolfpack Mayhem

(2) The Rematch

(3) Falling Dominoes

Some Other CloneWars stuff

Safe Together: Wolffe is having a hard time getting any sleep. Good thing there's two troopers who know how to help him out. [Ao3]

Anakin Hates Sand: Obi-wan is done with Anakin's constant complaining about the mission they're on and takes matters into his own hands which ultimately backfires. -Tickle fic- [Ao3]

Echo's Nightmares: Echo having nightmares is an unfortunate, common thing, but there's always a brother around to comfort him. This time, Crosshair happens to be that brother. [Ao3]

Pack Pile: Cody's with Wolffe, Sinker, and Boost for the night when Wolffe has a nightmare with a break down following. As always, his pack knows exactly what to do. [Ao3]

High as Kark: Wolffe's worried about being decomissioned after losing his eye and Cody just wants him to sleep off the drugs.

Shenanagins of the Coruscant Gaurd

Warnings: Fox swears like a sailor.

Just little snipets of the coruscant gaurd

Where the **** is Grizzer? [Ao3]

Fox's been obducted [Ao3]

Caf or Decaf [Ao3]

Stupid People and Their Stupid Parking [Ao3]

Grizzer the Emotional Support Dog

Prison Block Robbery

Fox's Caffiene Withdrawl Issues

Fox Hates 79's

****ing Ice Despensers

A Grand Old Life of Disapointment

And Rebels Era Stuff

Fives and Echo Reunion: Rex and the Ghost team are on a mission to infiltrate and steal intel from an imperial base but so are two other parties- The Bad Batch and what appears to be a bounty hunter. [Ao3]

A Ticklish Captain: Ahsoka makes an interesting discovery- one that Wolffe and Gregor don't seem to share. [Ao3]

Crash on a Desert Planet: Ahsoka and Rex's ship goes down in flame somewhere in the desert dune seas of Tatooine

Random crap that I may or may not add on to

Another Fives & Echo Reunion: But this time it's the after life..

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Top Gun: Maverick AU on Ao3: Rooster Follows orders but Maverick survives anyway.

TG:M Happy Father's day Ao3

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Mission: Impossible : Drug Rings and Highschool Proms on Ao3: Conversations are never dull with William Brandt around, apparently. Benji's just trying to help an unwilling Ethan with his mask and Luther is audibly sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose.

M:I: Bullets Suck. Teammates, Too, Sometimes on Ao3: Ethan's trying to clean up a bullet wound in his thigh and a couple of his teammates- not naming any names, but there's only four of them in the safehouse and one has a bullet and his leg and one just wants to play poker- take it upon themselves to harass him a bit (and mother hen a lot).

But there's just so many awesome things out there!