#shelley cope

[raggedy-spaceman]

This but in an emotional way

[superawesome40]

What started as a simple question of ‘How many children has Bruce Wayne had over the years?’ has turned into approximately 56 sticky notes on my wall in a vague timeline for an AU where they all exist…

So far I’ve only done the birthdays of the kids/some grandkids, bio parent deaths, and who moved in when, as well as Jason’s revival and the first overnight stay of two bio-kids who’s mothers have shared custody. I still at the very least need to do adoption dates, significant relationship dates, significant hero-related events, canon events, canon events, and other such details.

Send help.

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

if we get a michael reference in protocol i will draw every single main character in a penguin onesie including bonzo

[aideneverybody]

Folks do we fw a TMA middle school AU (totally not a coping mechanism because I can’t even finish this podcast due to the emotional damage whatt)

Because boy oh boy ha

Young Gerry and Michael

It’s technically a redraw of what’s under the cut, from a couple months ago! Original drawing (beware of cringe au notes), comparison, w/flash and silly under the cut!

[driedlillies]

Wow I can’t believe Gertrude Robinson hates gay trans people💔💔

[mariocki]

RIP Kenneth Cope (14.4.1931 - 11.9.2024)

"Michael Pratt and I just gelled. We had never met previously but we got on so well. Michael wrote, and we had such a great relationship that we would just change lines, and we were both on the same wavelength. That was such a lucky, lucky thing."

[binghe-malewife-goals]

the thing that makes me insane about ships like bingjiu and victor/creature is the trope of hand in unlovable hand. they hate eachother, but they're all they have.

[yesyesokayalright]

i dont really know whats wrong with me

[lauriemarch]

it's national poetry month. thank you poems for sometimes saving my life when i need it the most

[benicebefunny]

Nathan should be allowed to tear up the new signs. As a treat.

[heelhausen]

Ok the show I went to knocked me tf out so I’m going beddy bye. Ill catch up on impact bfg tomorrow but someone let me know if Shelley retains or not

[joannerowling]

Fantastic Copes and Where to Find Them

"The Harry Potter books were absolute shit. I binged read them all in two weeks when i was 10. I was NOT impressed. Boring stuff from beginning to end. The racism really jumped out to my 10 years old eyes if you ask me. Yes i was 11."

"Harry Potter? Mid. Yes it's good children literature, but terrible for adults. Well, i myself read them as an adult. I'm an adult who is also an expert on children's media. It's not weird."

"JKR is a really average writer. She has won awards, sure, but just because she was selling so many books, they like, had to give her something. It's like a Miss Universe contest, it's all about popularity and fitting certain expectations, it doesn't mean you're that good-looking, it just means that under certain universal standards of beauty you are deemed the most beautiful. Doesn't mean anything."

"JKR, a good writer?? Cho Chang, duh. Slave race! Goblin jews. Need i say more? trust me, i know what good writing is, i read a lot - of Weekly Entertainment articles and reddit threads."

"Is JKR a good writer?? Hell no. XYZ said that her writing was, quote, very naughty. I haven't read XYZ's books, but i have read JKR's books. It's true. She's very naughty."

"Obviously Harry Potter is not good. It's set in BRITAIN. Aside from Dickens, Austen, Shakespeare, Christie, Shelley, Orwell, Woolf, Conan Doyle, the Brontës, Tolkien, Lewis, Barrie, Caroll, Blake, Eliot, Rossetti, Dhal, Fleming, Stevenson, Golding, Rushdie, and many others, when has British people writing about their own life and culture ever been interesting?"

[s0uth3park]

Random SP headcanons pt2

Pt 1

Tweek tried to, but ultimately will never, learn how to drive with heavy advice from his loved ones (Craig). It’s too stressful. It’s dangerous because of his anxiety and tics for others and himself. No driving for Tweek. Please.

Cartman doesn’t make fun of Craig for being “half ginger” because he’s a little scared of him… kind of.

Speaking of, Cartman showed Craig his own wiener (as per TxC) of his own volition.

Fat fucking crush on Kyle btw.

If Stan hates that he looks like his dad then he hates that Kyle looks like his mom btw. Because… alcoholic x radical canadaphobe?? Fuck knows.

Stan shakes on weed (no projection here). He can’t feel it though.

Speaking of, Tweek can’t feel his own shaking.

Cartman wishes that Kenny would act how he would / seeks Kenny’s validation, hence his criticism of Kenny of the most menial of things (ie. holding a candle in Put It Down).

If there was money for it, Karen would own a lot of stuffed animals.

Kevin and Karen do not carry the gene for red hair. Or blond/blonde hair.

Cartman loves his fucking grandma. (No projection I swear)

Jimbo holds some affection for Liane but is just a gay old fuck. Jimned 4eva

Did I mention in my last post I think, despite Mrs Valmer’s canon design, that Mrs Tweak has the biggest tits? I’m saying it again if so

SHE AND RICHARD SCREW SO BAD I KNOW I SAID BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND–

I know I said last post that I didn’t know how Tweek and Butters would be cousins but now I’ve decided… people can think differently because anything goes but for me it’s through both fathers. Tweak Bros. originates from Mrs. Tweak’s father and to earn the right to marry her he had to win him over and show his dedication to the profession

Richard and Stephen got grounded a LOT

Linda and Sheila’s hair always smells incredible (so much product)

Sheila is the type of grandma to give out stale sweeties

The Marsh name ends with Stanley. The bloodline ends with both him and Shelley

Heidi is the mother of Kyle’s kids (coping)

Cartman only became homeless after his mother died

He never worked ever (garageman future aside)

Clyde got vaccinated guys we can all rest now (the bad future self came back to tell him to never do it but once the good future is put into play he gets vaccinated because there was no bad future to come back to tell him)

Clyde is very girldad coded, soz

Bebe’s dad is a bit younger than her mom (he is the ultimate girldad… Mr. Stevens I wish I knew your name)

Clyde gets more insecure about his weight / appearance as he gets older. For now he is young however so let him live (his pudge is the pudge ever and he is sonboy if not a carnal dream and a half… latter only in pcov ofc)

Mr. Stevens helps Bebe with her homework a fuckton (particularly maths)

Butters bites his nails

Butters (after growing up) loves strong women. Look at his Pcov design and tell me he doesn’t want / have / respect a buff wife.

If Butters wasn’t grounded as much as a kid he wouldn’t have a fear of expectations as much as he does, meaning he would have probably gotten a better job than working in Dennybees or whatever it was called. Bro could have been a multi billionaire girlboss

I just want someone to hear this it’s not really a headcanon but BHLK Queen Thistle? LINDA STOTCH? Same character different nationalities istg

Kyle plays chaperone a fair bit to the guys

Kyle, Tolkien and Craig are the most sensible drivers out of All The Boys (Tolkien behind Craig and Kyle if I’m being honest)

Kenny and Bebe (Bebe isn’t a boy but YKWIM) are the fucking fastest / most reckless

Clyde and Stan are sort of not great but not bad drivers

Jimmy is rather close to Tolkien in terms of driving skill yk

Butters, Cartman, Tweek don’t drive – Cartman out of laziness / expectation of chaperones, and Butters and Tweek out of stress… Tweek tried to learn though

Craig in later years drives Tweek everywhere

Tweek and Cartman have experienced heart attacks (in later years) but for different reasons to the other. Clyde has come very close. So has Craig, though not as close.

Tweek dies before Craig.

Stan dies before Kyle.

Butters dies before Kenny (ironically).

Craig visits Tweek’s grave with flowers every week??

Craig, as an old man, wears a lot of fucking cardigans. Grandpa shirts too (the things without the collars).

Tweek and Craig have matching anythings. Typically slippers.

Bebe is very handsy and sometimes possessive. Clyde thinks it’s “sweet”. (The dudebro sweet not the romantic sweet through the possessiveness originates from romanticism).

In Pcov Clyde is a delivery man, actually

Out of all the couples, it would always be Clybe to cause the most hickeys

Bebe has a flatter ass than brilliant boobs (opposite for Wendy, though Wendy isn’t flat chested)

Nichole bleaches her skin in the future (it’s sad but look at her design. Out of everything else it’s the most unrecognisable and it’s awful) (ETA: when I say awful I’m talking about why most people bleach their skin and how it can affect one’s health – people can do as they please but ultimately skin bleaching isn’t a… great??? thing, socially and health-wise)

Nichole loves 60s/70s paraphernalia and fashion (the ultimate flower power child)

Wendy and Cartman fuck at least once in their lifetimes. They take it to the grave, but because of this Cartman doesn’t die a fucking virgin

That sounds so damn harsh wth but it’s true (I think Cartman doesn’t really have any labels moreso is just attached to certain people when it’s not just himself *cough cough* Kyle and Wendy *cough cough*)

Jimmy can see perfectly fine out of both eyes until he reaches teenhood

Jimmy has two brown haired alleles

Cartman doesn’t make fun of Kenny or Craig for having a ginger / red haired parent because he thinks they’re pretty cool. He lowkey ships them / wants to be them.

Cartman has the gene for ginger hair.

[badpodling]

Random Sabretooth hc

The fact that a hobby of Victor's is listed as carpentry in an issue of Mary Shelley overdrive has lived in my head rent free for years.

The idea of this giant, feral man-cat only finding some semblance of peace while sitting quietly, whittling at a piece of wood, or bone, with his claws, his amber eyes fixed intently on his work, gives me all sorts of feels.

Imagine the scenario, if you will, of Victor having a mate and said mate becomes pregnant. I never imagined Victor coping well with the news. There are too many possibilities for something like that. What if he becomes like his own father toward this child? What if the child ends up like Graydon? What if he can't control himself and he hurts his mate and cub?

Imagine Creed distancing himself from his mate, much to their distress, spending hours, days, in the woods, only returning at odd times and locking himself in a spare room.

Then one day, the tension in the home is too much, his mate is hurt and angry and wants to know why he's avoiding them and the child they carry. And Creed just glowers menacingly, amber eyes sharp and claws flexing as he works to calm himself before he takes his mate's hand and leads them to the room.

Inside, he's been working. He's built and carved the most beautiful crib for his cub. The wood is from the trees around their home and the cravings are of different animals, mostly big cats and mostly big cats hunting things. He's carved it all with his claws, quietly, shut away, if only so he can get some time to think and work through the feelings he's having about his child.

Essentially, I love the idea of Sabretooth coming to terms with things by carving things with his claws. And that one went on a little longer than intended.

[noradoctor]

coping by imagining Michael Shelley in TMagP universe he and Gerry CLEARLY meet on weekends and chat and have fun and nothing bad has ever happened to either of them and they are both ok and alive this is 100% truth

[rustyironskillet]

Day 4: Wander

Tw: Mention of character death, Unhealthy(?) coping mechanism

The Ghost Zone was incredibly vast. You could explore it for a thousand years and still find new places. It made sense why it was so big; almost every single person who had ever died, plus a few extra, called the Ghost Zone their home.

So Danny took it upon himself as a challenge to explore as much of the Ghost Zone. I mean, he has all the time in the world; why not use some of it to explore?

Through his travels, he visited everywhere. He attended a Women's Writers Convention, where he met Murasaki Shikibu, Mary Shelley, Jane Austen, Sappho, and more. He visited Mesopotamia and gave Gilgamesh a copy of the first volume of One Piece. He called Napoleon short. He played with Laika and asked her what she thinks of space. He met Hector of Troy, who talked about the reason he fights: to protect those he loves. He found Asgard and played a prank on Loki.

As he was traveling to the next location, where or whenever that might be, he saw a figure approach from behind him.

It was Vlad with the Infi-Map. He looks tired.

“Daniel-”

“Don’t,” he doesn’t want to have this conversation.

“I am not here to talk to you about them; I know you’re not ready for that. I just want you to know that my door is always open for you when you are,” Vlad said, as if in the time in which Danny had left he had managed to grow a heart. “And I know I am probably the last person you’d like to hear that from, and I get it, but I still want you to know that you will always have a place to come back to.”

“…Thank you, Vlad.”

“Don’t mention it.” Vlad smiled kindly in a way that could have been seen as genuine if Danny was feeling a little less pessimistic and left.

After Vlad left, Danny stayed there for a second, not moving, not breathing, not thinking, before he turned around and went to find something new to distract him.