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kedreeva · 5 months

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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

#chickens #like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit #and if by some miracle you do #it's going to be VERY SMALL #Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop #plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs #egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed #the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned #a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days #12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day #usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter #a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15 #and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay #and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them #like worming or treating for coccidia or anything #and doesn't take into account your time #like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this???#wank for ts

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nat-20s · 4 months

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Ten and Donna end up on a fucked up deadly space newlyweds show despite uh. Not being newlyweds but they get almost all the questions right. They start to sweat when the final question is "what's one secret desire you have involving the other?" And Donna writes "sometimes I wish I could occasionally shrink down the doctor real small so I could carry him around in my pocket and make sure he doesn't get lost' while Ten writes "sometimes I wish I was small enough that Donna could carry me around in like a cat backpack or maybe a shirt pocket" and they look at each other like AYYYYYY because not only are they deeply drift compatible they're also fuckin weird about it 💖

#doctor who #donna noble #tenth doctor #tennant doctor #you know i usually have the doctor say weird shit about her (positive) like idk #'u know i think me and donna wouldve crushed being conjoined twins'#but i think donna also says weird shit about him. i think shell say out loud something like #'you know i look at you and wonder of i could use you as a paintbrush:#nobody knows what the FUCK those two are talking about

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eyetooth · 1 year

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I’m so pressed about how evil this company is that I’m reposting Alex’s gofundme over here. They’re trying to bury Alex under so many legal fees that they have no choice but to give up their ip… and they’re only one of many many people (and pets!) that have been harmed by this company.

#smolden shell #alex norris #gofundme #aaaaah #that’s like a whole house worth of legal fees #it’s all such a waste

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daredevil-vagabond · 12 days

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And I know it's true, that visions are seldom what they seem

Cicada Jason.

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selfindulgentraptor · 5 months

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Thinking about his wings

#he definitely has them #I wonder what he thinks of his new form (I imagine he digs it)#also wanted to try designing the egg bois #they hatched out of their shells like little hardboiled yolks and egg whites #but also golden egg motif #and top hat halos #I had so much fun with this #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #hazbin hotel fanart #my art

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yourplaceinaugust · 1 year

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i have no idea how my mom has a job bc she does not know how to write a resume

#inner thoughts to keep me sane #i asked her what some notable accomplishments at my current job would have been #and her response was #polite punctual and efficient #like dude that is not what i asked #that woman has no common sense or critical thinking #like she just recently got a new job like a year or two ago #how the hell she got accepted idk #i actually don't think they even asked for a resume #they just interviewed her and hired her on the spot #but like she's not a good employee sometimes #she's rude to the clients and yells at them sometimes #and then comes home and brags about it #shell be like #yeah a client was rude to me so i yelled at him :)#like dude you are supposed to be professional #anyway this got like derailed #but like i need help with my cover letter #and my parents are absolutely useless

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fishsfailureson · 6 months

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TBH I think that Paleontologists should be allowed to fight private collectors who purchase any specimen that is incredibly valuable to science actually.

#anyone who has an ammonite shell or a tooth or something like that? perfectly fine #but if someone purchases an entire fucking skeleton of a Triceratops I am mauling them with my teeth.#Bitch if you want a dinosaur skeleton in your house just buy a fucking cast #paleontology #palaeoblr

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pakchoys · 10 months

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there's going to be a doctor who renaissance someday soon and when you finally give 12 a chance you will come crawling to my door and say i was right all along. that weird old man does fuck so hard after all

#if you stopped watching because 'he's mean' so were all the others !!!!#the doctor has a mean shell around them and you have to boil them and peel them like a hard boiled egg and inside they are soft and so #so full of love. 12's whole arc is him wondering if he's to cruel too heartless and by the end of it he's just so unashamedly kind #he's been peeled. my little hard-boiled egg.#doctor who

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oobbbear · 1 year

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