#sheldon larry

[rwpohl]

a matter of minutes, the twilight zone 1986

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blue velvet, david lynch 1986

mulholland drive, david lynch 2001

[oldshowbiz]

Roll Out (1973) was pitched to the networks as the all-Black equivalent of M*A*S*H.

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

Here are 10 2024 election day races I'll be watching other than the big one. For the record, just because I want to fuck someone, does not mean I'd vote for someone. Unlike emotionally weak people, I can differentiate between the two.

10. West Virginia Gubernatorial Matchup

Incumbent Jim Justice cannot run for re-election in 2024 due to term limits. But I'll get to him later on the list.

Steve Williams (D) vs Patrick Morrisey (R)

Kinda a toss up here as I could live with either one. BUT… if I had to pick, it's going to be Williams. Although I prefer the big boys like Morrisey, Steve is better looking. But going by the polls, Morrisey is the next governor of West Virginia.

9. Maryland Senate Matchup

Incumbent Ben Cardin not running for re-election in 2024.

Angela Alsobrooks (D) vs Larry Hogan (R)

Well… I'm rooting for Hogan here mainly for the thing I had for him. But the the polls have Alsobrooks taking the seat here.

8. Rhode Island Senate Matchup

Incumbent Sheldon Whitehouse (D) vs Patricia Morgan (R)

According to the polls, Whitehouse's seat is safe.

7. Virginia Senate Matchup

Hung Cao (R) vs Incumbent Tim Kaine (D)

According to the polls, it could be a close race, but I think Kaine's seat is safe. Which is good as expect big things from in the future. Maybe another vice presidency run?

6. California House Matchup

Will Rollins (D) vs Ken Calvert (R)

An openly gay man vs a closeted gay man. Allegedly. Allegedly. According to the polls, it's a toss up.

5. Nebraska House Matchup

Don Bacon (R) vs Tony Vargas (D)

I'm rooting for Bacon here. Why you ask? He's handsome. Plus he has a nice set of man tits. And I love tits. Sadly, the polls say he's behind.

4. Missouri Gubernatorial Matchup

Incumbent Mike Parson cannot run for re-election in 2024 due to term limits. Sad as I love Mike.

Mike Kehoe (R) vs Crystal Quade (D)

Mike has it in the bag according to the polls.

3. West Virginia Senate Matchup

Incumbent Joe Manchin not running for re-election in 2024.

Aww… I barely got to know ya.

Jim Justice (R) vs Glenn Elliott (D)

Justice is ahead big. Just like the rest of him.

2. Texas Senate Matchup

Incumbent Ted Cruz (R) vs Colin Allred (D)

According to the polls, this one will be tight. Like I want Ted's ass to be. That right, I'm rooting for Cruz. I know a lot of you hate him, but I still want to leave my goo in him.

1. Montana Senate Matchup

Tim Sheehy (R) vs Incumbent Jon Tester (D)

Currently, Jon is behind. But hopefully he'll pull it out in the end. Something I thought I'd never say about Jon.

[marine-indie-gal]

I felt a bit bored so I was in an MLP mood and then my brain thought why not bother to do an My Little Pony AU of SpongeBob where if all of the Fishes were different types of Equines and that they'd all be living in Ponyland rather than the Ocean Floor.

Section One:

Patrick - Donkey

SpongeBob - Earth Pony

Gary - Cat

Mindy - Hippogriff

Squidward - Unicorn

Salacia (OC) - Hippogriff

Poseidon - Hippogriff

Chancellor - Earth Pony

Section Two:

Spot - Dog

Plankton - Changeling

Mr. Krabs - Earth Pony

Mrs. Puff - Earth Pony

Sandy - Pegasus

Pearl - Dragoness

Squidina - Unicorn

Larry - Pegasus

Karen (and Chip) - Cat

Section Three:

Nobby and Narlene - Deer

Slappy - Earth Pony

Nosferatu - Alicorn

Flying Dutchman - Draconequus

Tony - Yak

Squilliam - Unicorn

Bubble Bass - Earth Pony

Perch Perkins - Unicorn

Neptune - Hippogriff

Amphitrite - Hippogriff

Triton - Hippogriff

SpongeBob SquarePants (c) Stephen Hillenburg and Nickelodeon

My Little Pony (c) Hasbro

[seastarlily]

Art of SpongeBob and friends celebrating Hanukkah by storyboard artist Benji Williams.

(Source)

[jillyb2004]

Happy (Late) 25th Anniversary to SpongeBob SquarePants!

Based on these images

[asexual-spongebob]

okay I’m board I’m gonna share some of my spongebob squarepants headcanons.

• SpongeBob’s asexual (canon) biromantic transmasc and uses he/him pronouns

• Sandy is arbosexual

• Patrick is unlabeled (he doesn’t understand labels lol, is probably agender too)

• squidward is transmasc and uses he/him pronouns and is bisexual

• plankton is a demiboy (he/it) and is bisexual

• Karen is a girlthing (she/it/zap) bisexual

• larry is gay

• Pearl is questioning

• idk about mr krabs I genuinely have no idea what he’s got going on lmao.

[enteringdullsville]

I was on the SpongeBob wiki and I couldn’t help but notice Plankton’s prototype design looked eerily familiar…

[mikyapixie]

28 years ago today Space Jam released in theaters!!!

When I was a kid & first saw this movie it blew my mind!! I was a huge Micheal Jordan fan & of course loved Looney Tunes!! It was actually the first time I saw so many athletes acting in one movie! Every time I watch this movie it fells like I’m watching for the first time all over again!!! I had the VHS tape too!!! 📼📼📼I’m glad I gave to charity!!! Their faces!!!😆🥰😆

[audreyfan2]

Happy 59th Anniversary I Dream of Jeannie!

Happy 55th Anniversary I Dream of Jeannie!

On September 18, 1965, I Dream of Jeannie debuted on NBC.

“I got a seven page letter telling me what I could say, do, what they couldn’t touch, what they could touch. Things like ‘never let him go into her bottle, never let her go into his bedroom,’ I mean page after page after page…because NBC finally woke up and realized what they had bought. They had bought a show about a beautiful half-naked girl who was living with a man she was not married to.”                ~ Sidney Sheldon

[glimeres]

1967 Tony Awards - Barbara Harris and Larry Blyden perform Oh, To Be a Movie Star and Gorgeous from the musical The Apple Tree

[jellycatstuffies]

Do you have a post showing all the shellfish? I'm allergic to shellfish so I love collecting shellfish merch 🦞🦐🦀

I have a masterpost of the whole "Sensational Seafood" series right here:

I also have a post of the Celebration Crustacean Series from last year (now retired) here:

And these should be the rest of all of the shellfish available right now, I hope I didn't miss any! Let me know if you have a favorite! 😊

Clemmie Clam

Cozy Crew Crab

Crispin Crab

Fluffy Crab

Spindleshanks Crab

Larry Lobster

Love-Me-Lobster

Cozy Crew Lobster

Fluffy Starfish

Herman Hermit

Sheldon Shrimp

Oh and here's one of my old favorites:

Sol Squid

[marine-indie-gal]

After doing a few Genderbends of the Sea Rulers, I figure why not give myself a try on Genderbending the Main Cast since I seriously can't stand Genderbend Gijinkas on Characters without drawing their own Rightful Cartoon depictions. 

New Names:

SpongeBob - SpongeBelle 

Gary - Mary

Patrick - Patricia 

Squidward - Squidora (Play of words between "Squid" and "Eudora")

Pearl - Paul

Poppy "Mrs. Puff" - Poe "Mr. Puff"

Eugene "Mr. Krabs" - Eugenia "Mrs. Krabs"

Sandy - Sammy

Sheldon "Plankton" - Shelia "Planktina"

Karen - Carl

Larry - Lori

SpongeBob SquarePants (c) Stephen Hillenburg

[britishsquidward]

Oh let's go

Dude I need to start writing down birthdays so I can remember to do tributes for all these, uhhh

Take this as substitute

It's January first so its Mr. Lawrence's birthday!!!

He voices Plankton but also Larry the lobster and Fred the fish! (My leg guy)

[sunnychuuya]

Had a Halloween party with my besties 2nite >:3

I cosplayed sal (yeah guys I should've looked up a tutorial for the makeup erm...)

@illegally-illiterate was (dead) larry !! Gotta wait till new years to post the gorjus cosplaybtho 😔 THEY LOOKRD SK HIGH SJDNJAJD

The other friends don't have tumblr but there was also Luna lovegood and Sheldon from a specific ep of big bang theory

Have alot of cool early 2000s basement type kinda pictures CUZ MY BESTIES AMAZINGGGG but I'm 2 tired to edit their faces out rn sooo

[alexandrarosa]

The Big Bang Theory plot holes and inconsistencies that annoy me:

(don’t get me wrong: I love that show, I must’ve watched it a thousand times, I’m even watching it right now, writing this post—but because I watched it so many times I had to notice some things):

Sheldon swears at the beginning of the show. Then he claims he doesn’t swear ever and you can bet your sweet “b” on it, because he wouldn’t even say “a”

Sheldon has asthma that gets magically transferred into Leonard.

Raj states randomly that he’s dating a “deaf chick”, so that’s no problem he can’t talk to women. When later Penny introduces him to her friend Emily he has no idea how to react and behave and can’t even communicate with her.

Amy starts as a sex and romance negative person and a season later she’s suddenly hyper sexual.

Howard’s dad abandoned him and his mother some time ago—yet in the first season Howard states that never talking and staying drunk during the relationship “worked for his parents”.

Stuart’s name and Penny’s dad name change through the show—Wyatt was a Bob before and the comic book store was Larry’s.

Leonard had a girlfriend/girl he dated that’s mentioned once and never again—while talking to Penny, Sheldon says that Leonard dated a french woman who had a PhD in french literature, and yet she never comes up when Leonard’s love life is discussed.

Penny gets a job as a pharmaceuticals sales person and even gets promoted even though she hasn’t even graduated from community college—she takes some classes but there is no mention of her graduating, she only got the job because the interviewer was afraid of Bernadette.

Amy and Howard have things in common and have fun together in one episode and don’t have anything to talk about and behave awkwardly towards each other in the next one.

Doctor Gablehauser suddenly disappears and gets transformed into President Siebert.

Howard doesn’t know why the elevator is broken and tries to fix it even though we later find out that he was present when the elevator broke down.

Neither Beverly Hofstadter nor Sheldon’s Meemaw attend Shamy’s wedding and nobody bothers to explain why.

Penny has a sister who doesn’t attend her fake wedding with Leonard. Leonard’s siblings and their families do not attend either.

Sheldon is really happy for Raj after he finally slept with Emily and congratulates him even though just an episode earlier he told him to “stick to his guns, because there’ll be a lot of pressure [to have intercourse].