#sheldon larry

[rwpohl]

a matter of minutes, the twilight zone 1986

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blue velvet, david lynch 1986

mulholland drive, david lynch 2001

[oldshowbiz]

Roll Out (1973) was pitched to the networks as the all-Black equivalent of M*A*S*H.

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

Here are 10 2024 election day races I'll be watching other than the big one. For the record, just because I want to fuck someone, does not mean I'd vote for someone. Unlike emotionally weak people, I can differentiate between the two.

10. West Virginia Gubernatorial Matchup

Incumbent Jim Justice cannot run for re-election in 2024 due to term limits. But I'll get to him later on the list.

Steve Williams (D) vs Patrick Morrisey (R)

Kinda a toss up here as I could live with either one. BUT… if I had to pick, it's going to be Williams. Although I prefer the big boys like Morrisey, Steve is better looking. But going by the polls, Morrisey is the next governor of West Virginia.

9. Maryland Senate Matchup

Incumbent Ben Cardin not running for re-election in 2024.

Angela Alsobrooks (D) vs Larry Hogan (R)

Well… I'm rooting for Hogan here mainly for the thing I had for him. But the the polls have Alsobrooks taking the seat here.

8. Rhode Island Senate Matchup

Incumbent Sheldon Whitehouse (D) vs Patricia Morgan (R)

According to the polls, Whitehouse's seat is safe.

7. Virginia Senate Matchup

Hung Cao (R) vs Incumbent Tim Kaine (D)

According to the polls, it could be a close race, but I think Kaine's seat is safe. Which is good as expect big things from in the future. Maybe another vice presidency run?

6. California House Matchup

Will Rollins (D) vs Ken Calvert (R)

An openly gay man vs a closeted gay man. Allegedly. Allegedly. According to the polls, it's a toss up.

5. Nebraska House Matchup

Don Bacon (R) vs Tony Vargas (D)

I'm rooting for Bacon here. Why you ask? He's handsome. Plus he has a nice set of man tits. And I love tits. Sadly, the polls say he's behind.

4. Missouri Gubernatorial Matchup

Incumbent Mike Parson cannot run for re-election in 2024 due to term limits. Sad as I love Mike.

Mike Kehoe (R) vs Crystal Quade (D)

Mike has it in the bag according to the polls.

3. West Virginia Senate Matchup

Incumbent Joe Manchin not running for re-election in 2024.

Aww… I barely got to know ya.

Jim Justice (R) vs Glenn Elliott (D)

Justice is ahead big. Just like the rest of him.

2. Texas Senate Matchup

Incumbent Ted Cruz (R) vs Colin Allred (D)

According to the polls, this one will be tight. Like I want Ted's ass to be. That right, I'm rooting for Cruz. I know a lot of you hate him, but I still want to leave my goo in him.

1. Montana Senate Matchup

Tim Sheehy (R) vs Incumbent Jon Tester (D)

Currently, Jon is behind. But hopefully he'll pull it out in the end. Something I thought I'd never say about Jon.

[mightyray]

My Movie Ray concepts up till now. Sonic Movie 3 is coming out, so now is the time to clean out my movie concept stuff I haven't completed yet. I'll be uploading them in bunches.

[jillyb2004]

Happy (Late) 25th Anniversary to SpongeBob SquarePants!

Based on these images

[marine-indie-gal]

I felt a bit bored so I was in an MLP mood and then my brain thought why not bother to do an My Little Pony AU of SpongeBob where if all of the Fishes were different types of Equines and that they'd all be living in Ponyland rather than the Ocean Floor.

Section One:

Patrick - Donkey

SpongeBob - Earth Pony

Gary - Cat

Mindy - Hippogriff

Squidward - Unicorn

Salacia (OC) - Hippogriff

Poseidon - Hippogriff

Chancellor - Earth Pony

Section Two:

Spot - Dog

Plankton - Changeling

Mr. Krabs - Earth Pony

Mrs. Puff - Earth Pony

Sandy - Pegasus

Pearl - Dragoness

Squidina - Unicorn

Larry - Pegasus

Karen (and Chip) - Cat

Section Three:

Nobby and Narlene - Deer

Slappy - Earth Pony

Nosferatu - Alicorn

Flying Dutchman - Draconequus

Tony - Yak

Squilliam - Unicorn

Bubble Bass - Earth Pony

Perch Perkins - Unicorn

Neptune - Hippogriff

Amphitrite - Hippogriff

Triton - Hippogriff

SpongeBob SquarePants (c) Stephen Hillenburg and Nickelodeon

My Little Pony (c) Hasbro

[asexual-spongebob]

okay I’m board I’m gonna share some of my spongebob squarepants headcanons.

• SpongeBob’s asexual (canon) biromantic transmasc and uses he/him pronouns

• Sandy is arbosexual

• Patrick is unlabeled (he doesn’t understand labels lol, is probably agender too)

• squidward is transmasc and uses he/him pronouns and is bisexual

• plankton is a demiboy (he/it) and is bisexual

• Karen is a girlthing (she/it/zap) bisexual

• larry is gay

• Pearl is questioning

• idk about mr krabs I genuinely have no idea what he’s got going on lmao.

[enteringdullsville]

I was on the SpongeBob wiki and I couldn’t help but notice Plankton’s prototype design looked eerily familiar…

[mikyapixie]

28 years ago today Space Jam released in theaters!!!

When I was a kid & first saw this movie it blew my mind!! I was a huge Micheal Jordan fan & of course loved Looney Tunes!! It was actually the first time I saw so many athletes acting in one movie! Every time I watch this movie it fells like I’m watching for the first time all over again!!! I had the VHS tape too!!! 📼📼📼I’m glad I gave to charity!!! Their faces!!!😆🥰😆

[audreyfan2]

Happy 59th Anniversary I Dream of Jeannie!

Happy 55th Anniversary I Dream of Jeannie!

On September 18, 1965, I Dream of Jeannie debuted on NBC.

“I got a seven page letter telling me what I could say, do, what they couldn’t touch, what they could touch. Things like ‘never let him go into her bottle, never let her go into his bedroom,’ I mean page after page after page…because NBC finally woke up and realized what they had bought. They had bought a show about a beautiful half-naked girl who was living with a man she was not married to.”                ~ Sidney Sheldon

[glimeres]

1967 Tony Awards - Barbara Harris and Larry Blyden perform Oh, To Be a Movie Star and Gorgeous from the musical The Apple Tree

[jellycatstuffies]

Do you have a post showing all the shellfish? I'm allergic to shellfish so I love collecting shellfish merch 🦞🦐🦀

I have a masterpost of the whole "Sensational Seafood" series right here:

I also have a post of the Celebration Crustacean Series from last year (now retired) here:

And these should be the rest of all of the shellfish available right now, I hope I didn't miss any! Let me know if you have a favorite! 😊

Clemmie Clam

Cozy Crew Crab

Crispin Crab

Fluffy Crab

Spindleshanks Crab

Larry Lobster

Love-Me-Lobster

Cozy Crew Lobster

Fluffy Starfish

Herman Hermit

Sheldon Shrimp

Oh and here's one of my old favorites:

Sol Squid

[vicaliciouz]

RIPTIDE - vance joy feels like..

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** interact if ur in these fandoms i need more fandom buddies

It never leaves you

[alexandrarosa]

The Big Bang Theory plot holes and inconsistencies that annoy me:

(don’t get me wrong: I love that show, I must’ve watched it a thousand times, I’m even watching it right now, writing this post—but because I watched it so many times I had to notice some things):

Sheldon swears at the beginning of the show. Then he claims he doesn’t swear ever and you can bet your sweet “b” on it, because he wouldn’t even say “a”

Sheldon has asthma that gets magically transferred into Leonard.

Raj states randomly that he’s dating a “deaf chick”, so that’s no problem he can’t talk to women. When later Penny introduces him to her friend Emily he has no idea how to react and behave and can’t even communicate with her.

Amy starts as a sex and romance negative person and a season later she’s suddenly hyper sexual.

Howard’s dad abandoned him and his mother some time ago—yet in the first season Howard states that never talking and staying drunk during the relationship “worked for his parents”.

Stuart’s name and Penny’s dad name change through the show—Wyatt was a Bob before and the comic book store was Larry’s.

Leonard had a girlfriend/girl he dated that’s mentioned once and never again—while talking to Penny, Sheldon says that Leonard dated a french woman who had a PhD in french literature, and yet she never comes up when Leonard’s love life is discussed.

Penny gets a job as a pharmaceuticals sales person and even gets promoted even though she hasn’t even graduated from community college—she takes some classes but there is no mention of her graduating, she only got the job because the interviewer was afraid of Bernadette.

Amy and Howard have things in common and have fun together in one episode and don’t have anything to talk about and behave awkwardly towards each other in the next one.

Doctor Gablehauser suddenly disappears and gets transformed into President Siebert.

Howard doesn’t know why the elevator is broken and tries to fix it even though we later find out that he was present when the elevator broke down.

Neither Beverly Hofstadter nor Sheldon’s Meemaw attend Shamy’s wedding and nobody bothers to explain why.

Penny has a sister who doesn’t attend her fake wedding with Leonard. Leonard’s siblings and their families do not attend either.

Sheldon is really happy for Raj after he finally slept with Emily and congratulates him even though just an episode earlier he told him to “stick to his guns, because there’ll be a lot of pressure [to have intercourse].

[nerdforestgirl]

Note: A story? Not on May 24th or my birthday? Wild. Enjoy. Set During The Long Distance Dissonance.

Sheldon hung up the phone, and had a smile on his face. He had just called Larry Fowler to get his permission to ask Amy to marry him. He thought the tradition was silly, but he also knew that it would make Amy happy to know that he asked. Amy liked weird old timey stuff like that. It was worth the few minutes to call. Particularly because Mr. Fowler had been all too pleased to give the asked for permission.

Now Sheldon was just at the airport waiting for his flight to take off. He wished he could call his own dad. He always wanted to include his father in big moments. Then Sheldon thought of someone else he wanted to talk to. He pulled out his phone.

Knock Knock he wrote into the text chat. It was a version of the old code they had in their bedrooms as kids. He wanted to make sure she was available to talk instead of just calling. She must be, because a photo of her and her son appeared on his screen as an incoming Facetime call almost immediately.

“Hello, Missy,” Sheldon said into his phone after he answered it.

“What do you want, nerd?” Missy replied.

A little bit of a smile fell across Sheldon's lips at her insult of affection. She was the only person other than perhaps Leonard who could make him smile with teasing.

“I am at the airport. I am going to New Jersey to ask Amy to marry me,” Sheldon told his sister.

“Whoa. Big. Did you tell Mom? She's going to be thrilled.”

Sheldon wondered why he didn't call his mother or Meemaw first. Then he realized that his mother and grandmother would be supportive, but they wouldn't necessarily be honest. He wanted to know if this was a mistake. Not Amy. Amy could never be a mistake. But maybe he was moving too fast. He had only been with her for seven years after all.

“No. I will wait to talk to Mom after Amy agrees,” Sheldon admitted. “Do you think I'm doing the right thing?” he added more quietly.

“Other than the fact that you should've done this years ago, of course,” Missy said. Everyone else always assumed that Sheldon would end up alone, but even when the twins were teenagers, Missy had a feeling that Sheldon would find someone for him. He might be annoying and weird, but there was a charm to Sheldon that Missy could see. The right people always loved him.

“You never regret getting married?” Sheldon asked. He could only have asked this question to his sister. Of course she could tease him for asking, but she never truly judged him. He didn't believe that they had any extra connection from sharing a womb, but she did get him in a way that no one else did. Maybe it was all of those late night talks when they shared a bedroom as kids.

“Oh. I absolutely do, but my husband is an idiot. But you will be the idiot if you don't marry her. It's obvious that you love her,” Missy said.

“How do you know? You have never even met her,” Sheldon reminded her.

“Whose fault is that? You never bring her to come see me. Not even when you've come back to see Mom. And I have eyes and ears. I've seen the way you talk about her. Everyone knows you love her. You even stood up to Meemaw for her. Mom wanted to print the invitations to your wedding then.”

Sheldon appreciated the reminder that he love for Amy was so clear. Not just to himself, but to everyone around him too. Sheldon knew that his sister would never steer him wrong. Not with something this important.

Then Sheldon heard the announcement that his flight was boarding. He knew he should hang up and get on the flight. He didn't want to miss this flight for anything.

“I have to get on my plane, but thanks for taking to me,” he told his sister.

“No problem. Let me know when she says yes,” Missy said.

Sheldon nodded and pressed the button to hang up the call. More than even Stephen Hawking, talking to his sister made him feel like this was definitely the right decision.

[marine-indie-gal]

After doing a few Genderbends of the Sea Rulers, I figure why not give myself a try on Genderbending the Main Cast since I seriously can't stand Genderbend Gijinkas on Characters without drawing their own Rightful Cartoon depictions. 

New Names:

SpongeBob - SpongeBelle 

Gary - Mary

Patrick - Patricia 

Squidward - Squidora (Play of words between "Squid" and "Eudora")

Pearl - Paul

Poppy "Mrs. Puff" - Poe "Mr. Puff"

Eugene "Mr. Krabs" - Eugenia "Mrs. Krabs"

Sandy - Sammy

Sheldon "Plankton" - Shelia "Planktina"

Karen - Carl

Larry - Lori

SpongeBob SquarePants (c) Stephen Hillenburg