#sheknowsitall

[seafinnigan]

@she--knows-it-all from here

Send in 🍷 to walk in on my muse WASTED – Hermione had prepared for this moment with much care and anticipation, waiting until every house mate had gone down to the Quidditch field before uncovering her newly acquired wine bottles and procuring a goblet from the common room. Her very first sip (from the second bottle ) was taken before the Fat Lady suddenly twisted open, and Hermione made a futile attempt at hiding the bottle, but gave up when she was obviously unsuccessful, seeing as Seamus was staring straight at her. Deciding her best weapon to not her ratted on was bargaining, she smiled and held up the bottle, “I’ll share it with you if you don’t tell anyone.”

“I’ll share it with you if you don’t tell anyone.”

Maybe there was something wrong with Seamus, but he just wasn’t particularly interested in Quidditch these days. He’d tried to get into it, go to the match and be supportive of Dean, but after the first bit of sitting in the stands watching the game, he found he didn’t have any more energy to cheer along. He ducked out of the stadium and made his way back to the dormitory, where he had every intention in the world of climbing into bed and taking a long, long nap.

These plans were intercepted, however, when he entered Gryffindor tower to find Hermione, badly trying to conceal a bottle of wine and acting more than a little hammered. Hermione Granger. The most straight-laced, tight-arsed person he’d ever met, including McGonagall. Sitting in the common room, getting pissed on pilfered booze. Today was strange.

“Yeah, alright,” he agreed, taking the bottle and drinking straight from it. Jesus, wine was awful. He sat down on the sofa. “Wait. This isn’t entrapment, is it?”

[notxfinished]

“I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”

“You want... something romantic to happen between us?” He asked, if only to make sure he had heard her clearly. 

[nosleepatall]

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[losthollowed-archived-blog]

continued from x with @she--knows-it-all

“It is not too revealing,” Hazel insisted with an appreciative smirk. “And who cares. Wear it because it makes you look hot and you ant to do that for yourself.” 

[tnott]

@she--knows-it-all

It wasn’t the first time that Professor Sinistra had assigned a group project, nor was it the first time that she had assigned them specific partners. All the same, Theodora was not prepared to be paired with Hermione Granger – the stuck-up, know-it-all teacher’s pet, always soaking up all the sun, gaining points for breaking rules — even laws. She was insufferable.

At least this year the annoying bint was taking a reasonable number of classes. There had been something fishy going on in their Third Year; it was almost like she’d been given a time-turner. (Who knows? Maybe she had. McGonagall would surely do anything for the golden girl of Gryffindor.)

One single good thing could be said of Granger – unlike many of her housemates, she wasn’t a shirker. She’d surely pull her weight. And so they had arranged to meet in the library the next afternoon to start working.

Theo arrived early and staked out a table. Granger wasn’t there yet, so she used the time to locate some books that would help them. Carrying the pile over to their seats, she set it down, settled in, and began to browse while she waited for her partner to arrive.

[sxpremacist-a]

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

               FEARLESS,  indeed,  she  was,  a  GRYFFINDOR,  a  synonym  for  FOOLISH,  but  he  didn’t  refute   her  claim,  merely  offered an  indulgent  look,  ❝ is that so, my sweet? ❞ the  endearment  dripped  with  sarcasm,  still  too  unfamiliar,  too  odd,  on  his  tongue  to  be  sincere,  but  as  he  reached  for  her cheek  there  was  fondness  in  his  touch,  a  strange  gentleness  that  he  deemed  her  KIND  was  undeserving  of.  ❝ I supposed you would have to be           to be claimed  by me. ❞ as  his  hand  trailed  down  to  catch  her  chin  between  his fingers,  his  grip  tightened  ever  so  slightly,  not  enough  to  bruise,  however        she  possessed  other  assets  for  such  decorations  after all,  but  enough  for  her  to feel,  to convey  his  obsession  for her,  for  her  scent,  her  EVERYTHING.    

[qceensofkings-a]

[ clean ] || from Hendrick ^^

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc . feel free to specify what and how .

Isabelle froze suddenly when he moved to wipe chocolate from her hot fudge sundae off the corner of her lip. The brunette smiled faintly, feeling a slight blush rushing to her cheeks. She brushed her bangs away from her face, “Thank you.”

[humanbludgers]

@she–knows-it-all:

[ x ]

“George- Put me down!” Hᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴏᴜɴᴅ sᴛᴇʀɴ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴇsᴄᴀᴘᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ sᴍᴀᴄᴋ ʜɪs ᴀss ɪɴ ғʀᴜsᴛʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, “l am not a sack of potatoes!”

“Just as well. I’m not after a sack of potatoes, unless you happen to know one what paid as much attention in fourth year Potions as you did.” George laughed over his shoulder. “Having fun back there?”

[sheknowskoko]

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[sxmestupidnoblereason-archived]

@she--knows-it-all | continued from (x)

“I’m keeping up, don’t worry about me.”

Red hair was practically streaming behind her as Ginny sprinted in her friend’s wake. If it came down to an argument, the redhead would maintain that it hadn’t been because of her that they’d fallen behind--

But until then, there was no point debating the fact. She would just keep right at Hermione’s heels and hope their delayed arrival wasn’t going to be too awkward.

[half-blood-master-of-potions]

“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”

“Perhaps. Though, if Mr. Malfoy is to be believed, you have a mean right hook.” Snape commented, wishing that the magic cancelling sigils adorning the walls hadn’t been made by such a competent necromancer. “Where exactly is the back-up that the Ministry promised? Or are you… it?”

[slytherinthesnape-blog]

“I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.”

Suggestive Sentence Starters

   “–Well, I can arrange that….” 

[princelydoe-blog]

👄 + hip

Send 👄 + a body part for my muses reaction to being kissed there

Severus jumped, then quirking an eyebrow at his former-student. “Well, that’s very intimate of you, Miss Granger.”

[notxfinished]

☕ || for edys

My muse is feeling touch-starved.

☕ - reassuring touch, such as holding their hand, gripping their shoulder, guiding them by the arm or by a hand on the small of their back, etc

The light touch made her jump at first, but as soon as she realized the hand belonged to the only familiar face in the crowd she was able to relax a little.She offered a small smile of gratitude. Being out in public caused a stir of emotions that felt like nervousness and curiosity were having a battle within her, leaving her with an kind of anxious excitement that was almost foreign.

[doesntlovehumans]

“ say something nice or don’t speak. ”

six-word sentences.

“Well someone can’t take criticism” Cue an over-dramatic gesture of zipping lips and an amused grin. The Viking still had quite the talent of getting under people’s skins and he loved that about himself.

@she--knows-it-all

[aworldfullofmusesmoving]

Jude Law (totally not michael)

Send me a faceclaim and I’ll tell you who they’d be in my muse’s life as a NPC@she--knows-it-all

Jude Law:

Michael Griffin, the human that stole Ethan’s beloved from him. Unbeknownst to Hermione, Ethan actually knows Michael prior to finding out he was dating his sire; Ethan has met many humans in his lifetime, but none has rubbed him the wrong way more than Michael. While the other man wouldn’t remember the vampire, Ethan remembers Michael very well and he doesn’t like him. He finds him arrogant and selfish, and after discovering he and Hermione were a couple his hatred for the man only grew stronger. Of course, he has never told any of this to Hermione - aside from playing telling her that he is no good for her.