#shego harder

[can-i-press-play]

Kim Possible x Shego Harder

Tiana Lee Chase x Charlotte La Bouff

Lil Bo Peep x Jessie Ryder

Disney Girls Falling For Other Disney Girls

[flowery-laser-blasts]

POV: Your ass is about to get blasted by your rainbowcomet-powered sidekick wife. TetaDrakken is based on ArtOfZue(Twitter)'s mouse😭❤️

[starryeyedjanai]

@steddiemicrofic bonus round: birthday | 290 words | rated: M happy birthday @steddieas-shegoes!! 💕💕💕

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It’s not that Eddie expects to fuck Steve within an inch of his life today, but when Steve kisses him gently on the lips and tells him he’s turning in early, he can't help but frown.

Steve's been working extra hours to afford the Metallica tickets he bought Eddie, so Eddie knows he’s tired.

And it’s not like Eddie had a bad birthday! He’s going to see one of his favorite bands in a few months. He got to hang out with his friends and then come home and cuddle on the couch with the love of his life.

He wishes he could do more than cuddle with him, but it’s fine. Maybe they can have slow, sleepy morning sex tomorrow if he wakes up early enough.

He stays downstairs for a little while, not moping, but letting Steve fall asleep without him puttering around and getting ready for bed.

He makes his way upstairs after half an hour, turning the lights and the TV off on the way.

There’s a dim light coming from the bedroom, which makes him bite back a smile. If Steve goes to bed before him, he’ll sometimes leave the bathroom light on even though it makes it harder for him to fall asleep so that Eddie doesn't have to fumble around in the dark.

He opens the door and gets dizzy as all the blood in his body rushes south.

Steve's definitely not asleep.

“Thought I was gonna have to start without you,” Steve says, leaning back against the headboard, one hand moving slowly under the skirt he’s wearing.

“Looks like you already did,” Eddie says, coming closer. “What other presents you got under there for me?”

“Come find out,” Steve says, grin feral.

[werepuppy-steve]

eddie rubs his hands together as their waitress, cindy, sets his breakfast sampler and strawberries and cream crepes in front of him. he's already reaching for the ketchup and maple syrup to drown his food in.

steve thinks it's too early for him look that gleeful in the middle of an ihop. it's barely nine in the morning.

"give me a shout if you boys need anything else," cindy says as she sets down steve's smokehouse combo and new york cheesecake pancakes. "i'll be over to top your coffee off in a minute."

"thank you, cindy," they call as she walks away.

steve takes a sip of his coffee and watches eddie pop open the ketchup to smother his eggs and hashbrows with, the tip of his tongue poking out of the corner of his lips.

he resists the urge to lean across the table and kiss him, only because they're in public and steve also doesn't want to risk getting food all over the front of his shirt.

but when eddie squeezes the bottle, it makes a farting noise and all the comes out is a watery splash of red.

"aw no." eddie's face falls into an adorable pout. "not the ketchup pre-cum."

steve sputters and almost sucks his coffee back up his nose. he catches his breath and gives eddie a bewildered stare, but the other boy is focused on smacking the lid of the bottle against his palm.

"i'm sorry—the what?"

eddie finally looks up at him with round eyes, completely clear of any of the confusion that is definitely showing on steve's face currently.

"the ketchup pre-cum," he says, like steve should know what that is. "you know, the watery bits that squirt out if you don't shake the bottle good enough? kind of looks like pre-cu-"

"i know what pre-cum is," steve cuts him off with a sigh, casting glances around to the other tables to see if anyone else overheard him. "but do you have to call ketchup that?"

eddie only snickers at him. when he's satisfied that it's been shaken to his standards, he snaps open the cap and tries again–

–and lets out a high pitched moan when ketchup comes dribbling out of the bottle.

steve chokes on his spit. they're definitely getting stares from other tables now, and he hides his burning face in his hands while eddie just laughs harder, like the teasing little asshole he is.

"jesus christ," steve murmurs under his breath, dragging his fingers down his face. "can't fucking take you anywhere, i swear."

eddie just gives him a little hum and nudges his foot under the table, looking every bit pleased as goddamn punch.

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[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

When asked why he doesn't display the same level of power as he did against Trigon, Shego Danny says the more power he brings forth, the closer he gets to being dead. It's true from a certain point of view

Shego was't surprised at the teens dumbfounded expressions. It truly filled him with such glee as their faces twisted with the donning realisation.

Ever since it got out that ''Shego used to be a hero'' the comments about him " joining the good side again" had ramped up!

'"Oh Shego join us and use your powers for the good"' or a remixed version of "'you have such power but you use it for evil"'. Danny had heard it all and it got tiring fast.

So yes Shego would enjoy the horror stricken Faces of the kidi-heros. Because they would. Not. Shut. Up. About. It!

The older heroes had eventually slowed down but not these little twerps. Was it because he held back too much? Should he start hitting them harder so they learned to concentrate on the God damn fight in front of them!?

It had worked great for him so it must be an effective solution!

(He thought he heard a face slap suspiciously sounding like Jazz's echo in the back of his mind.) A quiet swish followed by humming started up, right on que!

"Well brats I gotta go my ride is here and I don't want any of your twerpyness getting on me!" The kids were hit with whiplash by shego's words still and slight guilt.

Aww look at the little baby Heros feeling guilty. Constantly having forced Shego into annoying situations and forcing him into using his powers. How cute they are thinking about what they did.

He still wouldn't forget it and he sure as hell doesn't forgive them but they really are just kids. Isn't it practically teenagers' job to be annoying to adults anyway? Ah to be young again. But speaking about annoying.

"Oi, Shego stop standing around and hop on already!" His boss's filtered voice cracked to life in his com and had him flipping backwards in a rather Nightwing-esk maneuver (not that Nightwing existed quite yet in this dimension) and gave the kiddos a final wave goodbye before jumping on the revving motorcycle his boss drove. Robin looked even more shocked as the bike shot off.

Danny sighed slightly, apparently his boss still loved a flashy exit! The red helm should really have tipped him off about his dramatic nature or the heads in the duffle bag thing a while back. Or maybe future, that was the thing with interdimensional hopping!

Now what he really wanted to know was how much Red hood was going to pay him in compensation for helping out. Because the annoyances Shego would get for "helping" were going to cost Red hood dearly. Mark his words.

"Oh stop being pissy Shego."

"Fuck off Hood you aren't the one that will have to deal with the hero's and their savior complex constantly now." The laugh Danny got in return just cemented his hatred for his boss. :D

Wip of Shego Danny fighting his boss before he became his boss:b Boss was still fresh free from the LOA.

[bexdrey]

"Owch!" Cried Shego as she felt a small, yet sharp prick on the back of her neck. Her brows furrowed in anger at the sudden and sharp pain that had struck her. A gloved hand reached behind her and grabbed an empty dart, it had clearly been filled with something. And whatever it was now ran through Shego's veins. Her eyes widened at the dart and her gaze snapped towards where it had come from. An open window and a very brief glance of a figure rushing off in the distance. Fear and anger began to boil within her as she rushed towards the window, only to be stopped by a loud ringing in her head. "AUHG!" She exclaimed, before grabbing her head and nearly falling to her knees. Her entire body began to shake uncontrollably. Tears welled from the immense pain pounding through her skull. She stumbled to the nearest object in the lounge of the lair, which just so happened to be the couch. She leaned heavily against it, one hand gripping tightly atop the couch. She hadn't noticed one of her hands had flared until she felt her scalp burning from the intense heat it was giving off, causing her to rip her hand away from her skull in an instant. Everything was becoming harder and harder to control. Though her ears caught the sound of the door opening with a whoosh and a familiar voice rang through. "Shego, is everything alright? I heard a- Shego!" Drakken froze in his steps and stared directly at Shego who was now heaving. She knew something was wrong, something was horribly wrong. She was beginning to feel like she was losing control over her entire body. Her gaze filled with both fear and pure, uncontrollable hatred as she half glared and half pleaded to Drakken. "Drakken.." She managed to choke out, her voice hoarse and shaky. "RUN."

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Phoo! I had fun with this one :D Had the idea pop into my head last night and I just HAD to draw this. Actually got some mild inspiration from one of @flowery-laser-blasts artworks :)

[gerrystamour]

i belong to all of your mysteries [steddie microfic]

Written for prompt: POOL | 442 words | Explicit CW: Semi-public oral sex, snowballing, transmasc Steve Harrington

‘Should come to the pool more often,’ Eddie thought hazily as he fucked the perfect mouth of the prettiest lifeguard in the empty locker room after hours... Written for the @steddiemicrofic prompt POOL, and the word count is exactly 442 words somehow! Filth under the cut

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‘Should come to the pool more often,’ Eddie thought hazily as he fucked the perfect mouth of the prettiest lifeguard in the empty locker room after hours.

Eddie gasped, eyes fluttering back as the stiff length of his cock slid between the plush ring of Steve’s lips. They were red, swollen and chafed from Eddie’s biting kiss earlier, a smear of blood across the top lip from one of their teeth when they collided. It was obscene, the way those lips hugged his dick while spit bubbled at the corners on every thrust inside.

Leaning forward on one forearm against the wall, Eddie practically pinned Steve against it as he tangled his other hand in his hair, thrusting his cock harder and deeper. Steve moaned and opened his throat, the noise vibrating up Eddie’s core and pulling a hiss from his throat. Heat grew in Eddie’s gut, his release building embarrassingly quickly.

Not bothering to warn Steve, Eddie came hard and choked Steve with the first spurt of cum. Groaning, Eddie opened his eyes to watch Steve’s blissful expression, eyes half-lidded as they blinked up at Eddie adoringly.

Eddie pulled out as his cock softened, but his eyes widened when Steve kept his mouth open, showing off the pool of cum and spit around his sinful, perfect tongue. Nostrils flaring with his next inhale, Eddie stepped back to take in the rest of the vision Steve made with his legs spread wide, a puddle of slick growing on the locker room floor where it dripped from his sweet cunt.

Moaning hungrily, Steve spat his mouthful onto his hand and rubbed the milky, slimy mixture between his fingers, testing the texture. Then Steve lowered his hand to slide his cum-slicked fingers over his dick and into his cunt. Eddie’s ears rang as he watched Steve jerk himself off, adding Eddie’s spend to the mess between his thighs in what was probably the hottest display Eddie had ever seen, period.

When Steve came, he did so almost silently with his eyes rolling back in his head, his swollen lips parted in a pretty O that Eddie was torn between wanting to kiss, slap, or fuck.  By the time Steve pulled his hand away from himself, Eddie was half-hard again, nearly ready for round two.

Steve got him the rest of the way there when he lifted that hand to his own mouth, licking the combination of their spend off his skin.

Crashing to his knees in a way Eddie knew he’d regret later, Eddie hauled Steve into his lap and sat his tight, wet cunt on his dick, swallowing Steve’s startled, but happy moan.

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[prettytoxicrevolver]

Halloween | Foolish Gamers

wc. 1.5k

go check out the other pov on @kasey-writes-stuff and toss my best friend a follow they deserve it <3

summary: Halloween with your boyfriend Foolish

You’re finishing the curls on your hair when your best friend yells out to you from her room. 

“I’m nearly done are you?!” 

You drop the curling iron from your hair, twisting the curl so it falls back just right behind your shoulder before straightening up again. You and your best friend were both putting the finishing touches on your matching Kim Possible costumes before heading to Dream’s house for his massive Halloween party. 

“Give me like five minutes!” you yell, looking around your room for the matching shoes to your outfit. 

“They’re gonna be here any minute!” she reminds you and you roll your eyes, your best friend always having a knack for being on time while you were always late. 

“Okay well they can either wait the extra four minutes or they can fuck off!” 

You hear your best friends laugh followed closely by the sound of someone knocking on yall’s front door before swinging it open and closing it behind them. You listen closely, no doubt your boyfriend collapsing onto the couch as Punz makes his way over to your best friend's room, greeting her with sweet words that almost makes you roll your eyes since it’s so cute. 

You’re searching your room for your lipstick when a knock sounds on your bedroom door. You turn just in time to see Foolish strolling in, a smirk placed upon his lips that has your heart on a roller coaster. 

“God damn,” he whistles lowly and your cheeks flush as he slides an arm around your waist and pulls your body flush against his. 

“How do you manage to look that fucking good all the time?” 

You roll your eyes, leaning up on your tiptoes to press your lips against his. You expect to end it quickly but Foolish pulls you right back in and you’re jelly in his arms. His lips are quick and everywhere and lighting fire throughout you. 

“Yo!” you hear your best friend yell outside your bedroom door followed by a loud banging against the wood. 

“Are you two ready or are you still making out? Cause if we don’t get there soon I’m pretty sure all the best snacks are gonna be gone!” 

You two pull away from each other with a small laugh and in doing so, Foolish trips and falls down making you giggle even harder. You’re quick to help him up and grab your purse before swinging the door open to see Punz and your best friend standing there with knowing smiles on their faces. 

“Let’s go,” you say, trying to smile convincingly like you hadn’t been totally caught red handed. 

“Make sure you have your lipstick, a brush, mirror, and make up wipes in your purse so you can fix all that in the car,” your best friend says pointing her finger at your hair and lips and if you weren’t blushing before you were definitely beet red now. 

You grab the rest of the stuff you need and drag Foolish behind you as the four of you head out to Punz’s car. As Punz drives, you fix your makeup and hair while your best friend controls the aux and flips through your favorite bands and songs making the drive go quickly. 

You all pile out of the car and head up to the front door, Punz knocking on the door and waiting until Sapnap opens the door. 

“Wow,” Sap starts to say sarcastically, looking over your group costume. “This was your ground breaking matching couples costumes?” 

You and your best friend go to respond but are cut off quickly when Sylvee and Hannah suddenly appear behind Sapnap. They both let out an excited screech when they see your and your best friend and the two of you push past your boyfriends and beeline towards your friends. 

“You guys look hot!” Hannah says, stepping back and running her eyes over your matching costumes. 

You and your best friend smile, turning to lean against each other back to back and strike a pose as if you’re the actual characters. 

“Hey Shego!” you hear your boyfriend call and you turn from your friends to look at Foolish. 

“I’m gonna go make us drinks, find me when you’re finished.”

You nod and Foolish presses a kiss to your cheek before disappearing into the large house. Just as you turn back to your friends, Punz is saying something to your best friend before also walking away. 

The four of you spend time catching up and taking photos, gushing over each other's costumes and hyping your closest friends up. After a bit your best friend exits the convo and you promise Hannah and Sylvee you’ll find them again later but you really want to find your boyfriend. 

It takes you a couple of minutes of weaving through Dream’s mansion to finally find his kitchen and Foolish is relaxed back against a counter, solo cup tipped against his lips as he surveys the area. 

“There’s my girl,” Foolish greets when his eyes land on you and you jokingly flip your hair and saunter dramatically over to him. 

“Made you a drink,” he murmurs, handing the cup he was holding over to you and you take a sip, humming in content. 

“Wanna go make the rounds?” you ask, and Foolish groans pulling you close so you’re chest to chest. 

“Nope.” 

“Come on doc,” you tell him anyway, taking his hand and dragging him behind you. 

He intertwines your fingers as you walk, nodding and saying hi to those you vaguely know but mostly just looking for people you’re both close friends with. You spot Karl, talking animatedly to Tina and the two of you make your way over. 

“(y/n)!!” Karl greets loudly and pulls you in for a bone crushing hug. 

“Holy shit you look hot!” he says, stepping back to look over your costume. 

“Dude! I’m right here!” Foolish yells and you laugh at your boyfriend's flair of jealousy. 

“In Karl’s defense, she does look hot,” Tina chimes in and now you’re laughing loudly as Foolish fumes next to you. 

“Nope! We’re going home!” Foolish says trying to pull you away but Karl is quicker and grabs your hand so you knock back into his body. 

“Fine,” Foolish mutters. “But stop hitting on my girlfriend!” 

The four of you laugh together at the situation and just as you’re about to ask Karl what he’s dressed as, his face lights up and without a word pushes past you and Foolish and runs off. You turn, bewildered until you see Karl collide with Punz and you shake your head. 

“He’s ridiculous,” you say and Tina nods in agreement. 

You, Tina and Foolish keep talking until Tina spots someone she needs to talk to and bids goodbye. You turn towards Foolish leaning into his frame and his hand comes up to rub your back in slow circles. 

“Wanna go find a place to sit?” he asks quietly and you nod, letting your boyfriend pull you through the house to find a quiet place. 

“No!” You hear your best friend’s voice sound from the couch in the living room and you look to see her and Punz intertwined on the couch, smiling lovingly at each other. 

“C’mon,” you say and Foolish grins, reading your thoughts as you both plop down onto the couch next to the couple. 

“Ewwww,” you say loudly, catching your best friend's attention. “Gross, get a room.” 

“Nobody wants to see all that, it's gross,” Foolish adds on and you’re both sporting a shit eating grin from teasing your friends. 

“Says the two who made out before the party and made us wait while (y/n) fixed her makeup,” Punz retorts and your best friend laughs. 

“At least we got a room,” Foolish points out. 

“Technically, we are in a room dork,” your best friend responds. 

“I’m sorry, is this your way of saying you guys wanna leave?” Punz asks. 

You discuss your options for a moment before your group decides to head home for the night. You bid goodbyes to those still left at the party before heading out and Punz drives the four of you back to his and Foolish’s house. 

Punz and your best friend head inside and Foolish grabs some things before heading back to your house for the night. When you walk through the front door of your house, a wave of tiredness floods over you and Foolish spots your change of emotions quickly. 

Without a word, your boyfriend sweeps you up into his arms and you giggle as your arms wrap around his neck and hold tight to him. He carries you up to your private bathroom, setting you on the edge of the bathtub before turning the water on. 

You help each other out of your costumes and Foolish slides you into the bath before climbing in behind you and pulling your back against his front. His hands work on their own accord, carefully washing away the harsh makeup and pulling the wig off your head, carefully combing his hands through the tangles until it falls delicately around you. 

“Thank you my love,” you whisper as you relax into his form. 

“Anything for you baby. Happy Halloween.” 

“Happy Halloween beautiful boy.”

[best-female-villain-tournament]

best female villain tournament!

SEASON 2

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- Only submit the same character once

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- Please be as detailed as possible

I had issues on my end with some technicalities and media’s. eg a lot of characters from the hatchetfield musicals by team starkid were just submitted as hatchetfield which made it harder to search for them to identify them and get pictures etc. If those and similar fandoms could be submitted with what musical etc they’re from that would be great :)

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characters in the last poll(please do not submit):

Makima(Chainsaw Man)

Dahlia Hawthorne(Ace Attorney)

The Handler(The Umbrella Academy)

Margaret Slitheen(Doctor Who)

Linda Monroe(Hatchetfield)

Miyo Takano(Higurashi When They Cry)

Diane Makepeace(Layton Brothers: Mystery Room)

Marisa Coulter(His Dark Materials)

Vespera(Keeper of the Lost Cities)

Master Cyclonis(Storm Hawks)

Exellinor the Witch(How To Train Your Dragon(books))

Lady Felmet(Discworld(Wyrd sisters))

Magica De Spell(Ducktales)

Twyla Sophio(Cemetery Mary)

Liliana(Oxventure)

Marie Campbell(Killer Frequency)

Jezaille Brett/Asa Shinn(Ace Attorney)

White Diamond(Steven Universe)

Medusa(Kid Icarus)

Bryce Tankthrust(Brandon Rogers/Bryce Tankthrust, CEO)

Beatrice(Umineko When They Cry)

Shiela young(Hatchetfield)

Odalia Blight(The Owl House)

Cora Mills(Once Upon a Time)

Alcina Dimitrescu(Resident Evil)

GLaDOS(Portal)

Eris(Sinbad)

Beroba(Kamen Rider Geats)

Poison Ivy(DC)

Harumi(Ninjago)

Lusamine(Pokemon)

Arlecchino(Genshin Impact)

Dr Olivia Octavius(Spiderman: Into The Spider-verse)

The Other Mother(Coraline)

Granny Rags(Dishonoured)

Larxene(Kingdom Hearts)

Morgana Pendragon(BBC Merlin)

Barbara Burgess(The Goes Wrong Show (90 Degrees))

Cinder Fall(RWBY)

Lanfear/Selene(Wheel of Time)

Azula(Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Queen Chrysalis(My Little Pony)

Mother Gothel(Tangled)

Cruella de Vil(101 Dalmations)

Missy(Doctor Who)

Nightmare Moon(My Little Pony)

Himiko Toga(My Hero Academia)

Maleficent(Sleeping Beauty)

The Iron Queen(Sonic the Hedgehog)

Lust(Fullmetal Alchemist)

Shego(Kim Possible)

Queen Beryl(Sailor Moon)

Medusa Gorgon(Soul Eater)

The Enchantress(Shovel Knight)

Delilah Briarwood(Critical Role: The Legend of Vox Machina)

Delilah Copperspoon(Dishonored)

Kaia(Motorcity)

Lady Gisela Sencen(Keeper of the Lost Cities)

Evelyn Deavor(the Incredibles)

Yzma(Emperors New Groove)

Madalena(Galavant)

Ragyo Kiryuin(Kill la Kill)

The Prince(Bullet Train)

Queen Cersei Lannister(Game of Thrones)

[euijoosorangeslice]

Happy Halloween!

(What’s your favorite scary movie? Or would you rather make one?)

warnings: smut (obv), reader is chubby, fingering, boob play, oral(fem receiving), jungwon is obsessed with readers thighs, face sitting, jake is a pervert and likes to watch, recording.

wc;1.4k

You couldn't believe that you had been in college for almost a whole year and you hadn't been to a Halloween party. Your best friend had sworn it would be the best experience of your life. She had tried your hardest to get you the sexiest outfit out there, which wasn't that hard because all she needed was to find a corset to make your waist look more flattering.

You didn't want to wear it though, because it hurt you too much. So, you settled on a black mesh top with a green flowy cargo skirt and fishnets, accompanied by black boots. That's right, you were heading to this party dressed as a sexy Kim Possible. Not your choice, but your friend is dressed as the villain, Shego.

A power duo if anything. You grabbed your bag, making sure your phone, your identification card, and your headphones were in there. As you left your dorm, already hearing the pumping music down the hall, you noticed your friend making out with a tall dude with purple hair. You rolled your eyes, watching him pin her to the wall and kiss her roughly.

OK, maybe you were going into this party all by your lonesome. That's fine though! You were still the hottest girl in this hypothetical party you haven't even stepped foot in yet. As soon as you opened the door, you felt a lot of eyes on you.

Ew, attention. But you persevered, walking straight to the drink table. You could do with some alcohol confidence right now. As you downed a shot, realizing that alcohol didn’t taste nearly as good as you expected, a boy watched you from afar.

“She’s hot, isn’t she?” His friend, Jake asked him. You had met Jake only one time before, because you had ordered food with your friend and he happened to get his food at the same time as you.

Jake had seen you grab your takeout bag, assessing your body. The tank top you were wearing barely held in your boobs, and the shorts you were wearing clamped around your thick thighs. You had knee socks on, just coming home from a long day of tutoring. Fuck, he was already bricked up, hoping that as you walk past him you don’t catch a glimpse of his boner. Your ass jiggled as you took each step towards the elevator, him taking a deep breath. He wanted to run up to you and ask for your number, or he could just pin you up to the elevator wall and fuck your brains out. He quickly grabbed his food , rushing into the elevator. You pressed the open button for him, pressing the third floor because you just know what floor he’s on. He smiles softly at you, and as soon as you look at your phone his eyes fly to your tits. So beautiful. He just wanted to fuck them even harder. He looked down at his sweats, seeing the strain of his cock. Jake was gonna have a field day with his fist when he got to his room.

“Yeah. Help me get her number?” Jungwon teased, Jake shoving him towards you. Jungwon nervously tapped your shoulder, you turning around. "Hey. I'm Jungwon, your ____ right?" He shouted over the music, you nodding. "Nice to meet you. Wanna go somewhere more quiet so I can hear you?" You suggested, a smirk falling upon his face. "Sure."

He held your arm and led you a small side bedroom, shutting the door behind the both of you. "So, Jungwon. What's your major? I major in fashion and marketing." He slowly nodded, smiling again. "I major in cinematography. I like making short films and stuff. Studying how my favorite movies were made and things like that. I love watching movies but I love making them even more." You smiled at him. Wow, he had a true passion for what he does.

"You know ____, you should give me your number and we can talk a little more about maybe you helping me record some small projects." You slowly nodded, smiling softly. You two exchanged numbers, and that was that. That's what Jungwon had came for. All he had to do was report back to Jake saying that he is the true playboy.

But he wanted more, which was weird for him. I mean he had a whole roster of women's numbers from tonight. He figures if he tries to get lucky with everyone, at least one person was doomed to say yes. But you were different.

"Cool. Well, it was nice getting to know you Jungwon!" As you got up to walk out, Jungwon grabbed your wrist. "Wait!" You turned at looked at him, confused. He said nothing, but pushed you against the wall and put his head next to your ear. "C-can I touch your thighs? I'm sorry if I'm being a total pervert right now but they just looks so nice when you were sitting down...a-and now that I hear myself I'm totally a pervert." Jungwon mumbled, and you started to feel bad for him.

"Jungwon...my thighs?" "I know it's weird, but please? Just for a moment." You took a moment to think as Jungwon stared into your eyes. "Please." he repeated under his breath. "Fine. Go ahead." Jungwon smiled brightly, sighing in relief. "Thank you so much." You went to push him off of you, feeling his hard on against your thigh. You sat on the edge of the random bed, Jungwon's eyes lighting up as he slid to the floor.

"Oh god, your thighs are so damn thick." His hands grabbed the flesh, massaging it thoroughly and spreading them. "Wonder what your pussy looks like." You gasped lightly as Jungwon reached under your skirt and pressed softly on your cotton panties. "Please? Let me take these off. Promise I'll make you feel good." You gave him a nod, not hesitating to pull off your panties and push your skirt up to your hips.

"So pretty. Can I take a picture for later?" You quirked an eyebrow at the suggestion, making Jungwon embarrassed. "S-sorry. You're just so perfect." Jungwon spoke with his eyes focused on your damp folds. "Probably taste even better than you look." He pulled out his phone, quickly snapping a photo of your open legs.

He threw his phone to the side, quickly burying his face in your pussy. "Ah, Jungwon-!" You moaned, feeling his tongue drag up and down your slit. "Fuck, you taste so nice. Just want to stay down here forever, yeah?" He harshly sucked your clit, watching your arousal slide out of you. Jungwon used his fingers to push it back in , watching your back arch off of the bed. "Jungwon! More, p-please." Jungwon use one hand to grab your thigh and the other pistons in and out of your dripping cunt.

"Jungwon, I-I'-" Before you could finish your sentence, Jungwon pulled away. "P-please sit on my fucking face baby. I wanna play with your tits while you ride my face." He spoke in such a perverted tone as if he'd been thinking about this ever since he saw you. You felt yourself get wetter and you both conformed to his request.

He laid on his back, facing up and watching you remove your skirt fully. You climbed nervously on top of him, hovering over his face. He scoffed, flicking his tongue over your clit. "I didn't tell you to squat, cutie. I said sit." He lowly growled, pulling your full body weight onto his mouth. You slowly began to grind on his face, feeling his tongue inside of you drove you insane. He used one hand to play with your clothed tits, using the other to take off your top and bra. Softly squeezing your tits, he dropped the hand to his cock and started jerking himself off.

You braced yourself on his shoulders, twitching and grinding on his mouth. "Cum. Wanna see you make a mess." He sputtered, sucking harder on your clit. You moaned, squeezing your thighs around his head and making him groan. You leaned back, your orgasm washing over you as you squirted onto his face. He quickly shut his eyes, moaning in relief as he came into his own fist. "Made such a mess all over my face with your pretty pussy."

You quickly were embarrassed by his words, climbing off his face and flopping on the bed next to him. "You came so hard. Glad I caught that on camera baby." He licked his lips, smirking. "C-camera?" He noticed your shocked face, chuckling to himself. "I had a friend bug the room. God, Jake is probably jerking off upstairs right now to our tape." You sat there in shock, Jungwon staring at your free tits. "I told you I rather make movies than watch them."

[danaclese]

Define Shego 's superpower.

Its harder than you think. It is revealed she only has one power, her "GoTeam glow" her brothers each have a glow that gives them 1 (ONE) power, physical enhancement, shirinking, & clones respectively.

so what can shego do, energy blasts right?

but she boils water with it, so its hot, and it can cut steel, so its plasma or something right?

NOPE.

She can also cause concussive blasts with it, she can hit kim with it and knock her back but not leave a mark (she holds back on kim the whole series and never hurts her once btw) so its not always hot, or it would singe kims hair (one single flyaway bang strand and she would be furious about it)

so its an energy that can be kinetic or thermal okay.

but Shego is superhumanly durable too?

 In the Season 3 Finale, So the Drama, she was kicked into a live electrical signal tower, electrocuting her before collapsing on top of her. She came out of the incident with only slightly torn clothes, a kick mark, and frazzled hair, not crawls out, stands up and walks.

She gets blasted with various beams and explosions and is never injured. Can absorb lethal a.mounts of electricity and be crushed by metal and only ruin her look.

and also she has superstrength a couple times......

Wait, does shego have speedballs powers?

Shego can absorb, store, and dispel, "energy" making her superhumanly durable and channel her absorbed energies into various forms of output from super strength enabling her to rend steel, to thermal energy enabling her to boil water with her hand, to creating concussive blasts to harmlessly fight her secret protege' kim.

If shego only has one power, a "GoTeam glow" then it has to be something like the energy absorbing powers of speedball.

[obviously the real answer is that it was a disney show and not hard scifi but thats not what we do here so SHOO]

wiki powers

[katyawriteswhump]

Mixing it up (Moving us on)

WC: 696, for @steddieholidaydrabbles day 6 prompt: Cooking together

Rating: T

CW: Alcohol and drug use. Implied chronic pain/illness, angst, fluff, 90s hits.

Christmas, 1991—a year into the new decade, the ghosts of the 80s still linger. (Argh, this has a few overlaps with @steddieas-shegoes' awesome fic already posted, but I wrote it so... *panics and runs away like a newbie making an idiot out of themselves*)

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Eddie saunters into the kitchen, spies Steve downing painkillers, swallowing them with a gulp of red wine.

“Woah! Easy there!” Eddie leaps forward, surprising Steve and grabbing the bottle from him. “Headache?”

Steve gestures at the chaos around—half-chopped veg, uncooked meatloaf, Santa’s-shitting-sleigh’s worth of dirty pots and pans. “It’s a meal. I should be able to handle this! What’s wrong with me?”

Eddie loops his arms around Steve, tugs him close and weathers his glare. “Nothing’s wrong. Other than you needing to be the goddamn hero and do all this shit yourself.”

“There’s zilch heroic about it. We agreed—I cook, you clean up when I inevitably pass out humiliatingly at kiddy bedtime o’clock.” Steve’s cheeks are flushed pink, and he sweeps unsteady fingers through his hair: “It’s just a lousy meal!”

Eddie knows it’s waaay more than that. 

It’s their first Christmas in their condo. The first Christmas where they could invite over friends. It’s also the fifth Christmas since ALL THAT SHIT with the Upside Down ended. The scars, mental and physical, have not all healed, so…

“Babe,” sighs Eddie, “take a breather. You can’t punch your meatloaf into submission, so let’s toss it in the oven. The rest can wait.”

“It can’t—”

“Some other sucker can sort it.” Eddie takes Steve’s burning face in his hands. “It’s snowing outside, and you’re sweating like you’re roasting your hot sausage on a July BBQ.” Steve smirks. Eddie smirks harder—Hah, smut triumphs, big boy! “Uh, you’ve got cream on your nose.” Eddie swipes it off with his thumb, sucks it. “Butterscotch. Yum.”

“You don’t get it!” Steve wriggles out of Eddie’s embrace. “ Headache or not, I gotta see this thr—”

“Is he being a bitch?” Robin leans in the doorway.

“Exactly as forecast,” says Eddie. “You got the rota there?”

“The wha—?” Steve dumps a spoon down with a clatter.

It had been Robin’s idea. On learning Steve was hell bent on taking the lead on everything that mattered, she devised a chores rota, to kick in if he started to crash and burn. 

Eddie eventually coaxes Steve from the kitchen, promising he can lead the charge again on the dessert round. He plants a wet, sloppy kiss on Steve’s mouth—Mmmm, yeah, baby! He can’t argue with the taste of red wine and butterscotch whipped-cream on his boyfriend’s lips. Then he orders him onto playlist duties with Vickie.

Which sucks. 

Steve and Vickie play Bryan Adams’ vomit-inducing smash hit ‘Everything I do (I do it for you)’ on loop for an hour. However, Steve is chill, and dinner is cooked, and everyone winds up mildly trashed and happy.

After their guests leave, Eddie puts on a Guns ‘N Roses mix-tape—not mega-loud, because he remembers Steve’s assault on those painkillers. He and Steve cuddle up on the couch.  Eddie leans in for a lazy kiss, and Steve is well up for it.

He slides his tongue against Eddie’s, slickly and sweetly, while his hands roam up and under Eddie’s t-shirt. Steve now tastes of the chocolate fondue dessert that he totally nailed solo. Soon, Eddie’s gotten Steve straddling his lap, rutting against very strained denim. The kiss heats up like the fondue turned nuclear.

Steve is soon pink-cheeked and breathless again, though Eddie’s not worried. Steve seems, if anything, less exhausted than usual at this time of night.

Eddie, however, has a new issue.

He reaches out, flicks a switch. Cuts off Axel Rose mid-warble through, ‘November Rain.’

“Don’t be a dick. That’s the only track I like,” protests Steve.

“It’s been sullied. Thanks to you and Vickie, I got that numb-nuts Bryan Adams stuck in my head.”

“Thought you dug the Groover from Vancouver.”

“I once tolerated him. ‘Everything I do’ minces my brain-matter.”

Still, Eddie can’t be too cranky, particularly when Steve leans close so his lips brush Eddie’s ear: “You gotta admit, Bry’s dead romantic,” whispers Steve. And then—flooring Eddie with the killer punch—he softly starts to sing: “I’d fight for you, I’d lie for you, walk the world for you, yeeeeah, I’d die for—"

No, you don’t, Harrington. We’re through with nearly dying for each other… 

Eddie silences him with another epic kiss.

***

Thank you so much for reading :) Also posted here on my AO3

[corrodedcoffinfest]

Corroded Coffin Fest - April 15th - Masterlist

Big, big thanks to those who participated in this first warm-up round for Corroded Coffin Fest! Missed out? There'll be another chance on May 15th! Start working on your "Get a Job" submissions now, if you'd like to join in on the fun!

Color-Coded Ratings Key: General, Teen, Mature, Explicit.

Here are all the submissions from yesterday's prompt:

APRIL 15TH - TAXED

It's tax day. Do they need to pay their taxes? Is this a write-off? Or, are they just taxed from being on the road? Tax them.

is that tax fraud? by @steddieas-shegoes | Rating: T | CW: Language | Tags: they’re just so stupid, and I love them, look Steve is here!

Who Will Buy My Memories? by @thisapplepielife | Rating: T | CW: Language | POV: Eddie | Pairing: Steddie | Tags: Eddie Munson Lives, Established Relationship, Welcome to the 90s, Fluff, Corroded Coffin on the Road

I tell you folks, it's harder than it looks by @dreamwatch | Rating: T | CW: Language, description of injury, hospitals | POV: Steve | Pairing: Steddie | Tags: Exhaustion, Eddie Munson needs a hug, arguments, but it all works out, workaholic Eddie Munson

LET DOWN AND HANGING AROUND (CRUSHED LIKE A BUG IN THE GROUND) by @wormdebut | Rating: T | CW: Swears, Smoking, Angst | Pairing: None | Tags: Eddie, Gareth, Jeff, Freak

Corroded Coffin Fest will be back on May 15th for the second warm-up round! 🦇

[legendary-guest]

I am quickly realising that I really like post-Graduation Drakgo to be...careerists. Forget defecting to the side of good, forget villainy (okay, they can't quite forget villainy), forget choosing sides. They forge their own path!

Becoming legitimate fine artists is one I actually like, even though the idea spawned from a joke in conversation. Dr. D's the 'artist' (the face) and Shego is the 'muse' (the actual artist behind the pieces). Dr. D just takes credit and soaks up the attention. She lets him, she doesn't mind just being the young, attractive girlfriend hanging off his arm. It's cute watching him run his big mouth, trying to speak about things he doesn't understand. If she's really honest, things she barely comprehends, too.

I also need artist post-Graduation Drakken and Shego to do a Jackson Pollock-tier piece that's the aftermath of something stupid, and it sells for a ridiculous amount of money. Shego, Drakken says, that's it! Why didn't we (we - we is nice) think of this before? We'll become artists! Look at these shmucks, they're forking out the big bucks just to have a piece done by the heroes (heroes, the two of them, he's including her) of the world! Quick, you speak high society corporate, you tell them what it means! It's been a long time since college, and since college English classes, but she manages. The flowery language, the eloquence, the sheer and utter bull that she conjures for all these millionaire and billionaire snobs and art enthusiasts. They're sold, hook, line, sinker.

Shego does glass sculptures (thank you once again to @gogofordrakgo for thinking of this). A sculptor in general, probably...yes. I see the vision.

Man...maybe it's because I've associated Drakken with Picasso due to my last post, but he needs to be cubist. He has to. I can feel it. A fauvist, too (because he doesn't know you need to mix the paints beforehand and you shouldn't really be using them out of the tube. He only finds this out after an art critic gives a glowing review for a piece of his). Is this all one giant joke? Maybe. Does it amuse me? Yes. Do I like it? Yes.

Thanks to @flowery-laser-blasts' post about a dream, I also need Dr. Drakken to become a lawyer. It's important to me. He'll pass the bar exam, somehow, I say, speaking as if I know what the bar even is let alone what it entails.

Realistically, though...no, you know what. Shego and Drakken are lawyers, let them both be lawyers! They'll be lawyers for villains, give them a fighting chance! They got a law-firm, giant, horrifying billboards on highways and everything! They make Kim's job so much harder, not like villains weren't already escaping prison regularly! She's even considering changing her college major, whatever it is, to law, just to fight them! Oh my goodness, it'd be great.

[dangerous-disposition]

WIP Wednesday/Thursday Accountability Masterpost [part 2 of 4]

Spit

Under the cut because spicy

“That’s it,” Steve hummed, and when Eddie managed to open his eyes again, he felt Steve’s heated gaze like a punch in his gut. It was intense, unblinking as his eyes swept over Eddie’s face. When Eddie sank some more on the dildo, he felt himself go cross-eyed as it pressed somewhere deep in his gut, a spot where he had to gently work the cock deeper. Steve’s mouth fell open with a panting moan as he said, “So beautiful like this, Eds.” “Thank you,” Eddie whimpered, pushing through his urge to tell Steve to shut up. “Good boy,” Steve crooned, rewarding Eddie with a hungry, demanding kiss. With a happy sob, Eddie responded enthusiastically to the kiss and slid the rest of the way down, keening as the knot nudged against his hole. Pulling away from the kiss, Eddie bit his lip as the cock shifted deep inside him, his eyelids fluttering shut. “I did it, sir,” he sighed, the name slipping past his lips before he could stop it. Heat flooded his cheeks and internally cursed the way his embarrassment just made him harder somehow. It wasn’t something they had discussed, the use of honourifics like that, because it hadn’t come up but then it just slipped out. “Oh, holy shit,” Steve groaned, and Eddie opened his eyes to look at him, heat pooling south at the way Steve reached between his own legs to rub his dick. Chuckling a bit, Steve pressed a quick kiss to Eddie’s lips before murmuring, “That was really hot. If you wanna keep calling me that, I’m not complaining.” Eddie felt something flutter in his chest and he decided hazily that they would discuss it when he wasn’t impaled on a huge werewolf cock. But for now… “Thank you, sir,” Eddie breathed, his cock twitching at the ravenous expression that passed over Steve’s face.

Tagging the people who asked for it:

@sidekick-hero @starryeyedjanai @scarcrossdlvrs

Tagging the people who I think would just want to see it:

@patchworkgargoyle @steddieas-shegoes @mylilplanet @afewproblems @matchingbatbites @xenon-demon @inairbinad @spookednsaucy @rugbertgoeshome @stobinesque @lets-try-to-be-normal-otakus @hellion-child @spicysix

[flowery-laser-blasts]

I know Drakken and Shego were rewarded for playing a part in stopping the invasion but you don’t suppose a bureaucrat with a grudge might saddle them with a mountain of debts for years of schemes? How many people might hold a grudge against them can you guess?

This is a very good question! Haven't actually thought of it before (because uhhh I like happy endings and don't want to think about any other consequences of prior actions).

My headcanon is that Shego and Drakken get pardoned but not in all countries. Shego's wanted in 11 and I'm sure that not all of them agree on dismissing prior criminal activity. Shego has it a lot harder than Drakken since she also actively broke out of prison, yes with help of other criminals but she still broke out. Drakken's case: he got abducted. In the end neither of them returned willingly back to prison so it's still bad. And since they're partners in crime, Drakken automatically gets a heavier punishment as well.

Secondly, I'm pretty sure Jack Hench wants monetary compensation. We can assume that Shego stole a lot of Hench Co.'s wares and resources. I think Jack will take a look at all the things that have been swiped and will put it on them even if some aren't stolen by them. Besides Hench, I also think some scientific organizations would go after them for the same reason.

Lastly, I'm sure some villains would turn their backs on them or start bothering them in some way or form. Trying to get info bout perhaps GJ through them or something. All in all that's my thoughts on it! Maybe I'll add more in the future!

EDIT: SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. I THOUGHT I POSTED THE REPLY BUT TUMBLR ONLY SAVED THE DRAFT