#sheeeeed

[invisiblequeen]

For @spacecadet-sims 's Marnie Application: May I present...Braiden Cable-Young?

Name: Braiden Cable

Age: 26

Gender & Sexuality: Cis Gay Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Occupation: Barista

Traits: Cat Lover, Romantic, Fool

Aspiration: Bodybuilder

Likes: Orange, Blue, White, Winter Holiday Music, Island Music, Jazz Music, Rock Climbing, Dancing Fitness, Outdoorsy Fashion, Basics Fashion, Streetwear Fashion

Dislikes: Pink, Summer Strut Music, Research And Debate, Robotics, Preppy Fashion

Misc. Facts:

His favorite season is winter because everyone orders hot drinks and the cafe he works at smells more delicious because of it.

He has chronically chapped lips because he keeps forgetting where he puts his chapstick.

He hates that he has a flat ass. He's doing squats every day to change this, but it may just be what it is.

He has a thing for striped socks, even if they don’t match his outfit.

He was able to withstand ONE tattoo on his ankle, but he will never again let a big scary needle near his skin.

He once visited a psychic who predicted his death: hit by meteor.

Bio: "So lemme just say this...I know I'm an idiot. Where I work at, people call me 'Coffee Himbo.' I know. I don't know WHY...my mom never dropped me as a kid, and my dad was a whole scientist...but I could never do the deep calculus stuff, and studying as a kid was brutal. I know just enough to work the cash register, and it really comes through when I gotta measure the servings in the drinks...I can just look at it and know when the right amount of cream is!

But anyway. I know I'm not, like, the sharpest tool in the sheeeeed (singing)--sorry, had to, haha! But I really really like people. I like helping elders across the street. I like carrying grocery bags or strollers up the stairs for neighbors, I like spotting bros in the gym and hyping them up so they know they've got someone on their side, and whenever a girl is into me and i have to tell her i'm gay, I like setting her up with one of my straight or bi friends!

I just like taking care of people, you know? And I just KNOW, more than anything I've ever known, that with a boyfriend, I'd take care of him better than anyone he's been with before. You just gotta give me a chance, man. Whaddaya Say?"

Whaddaya Say?

[dewdrip]

[ Mic Check ]

"Just give us a little tune for calibration, now."

"This shouldn't be my--" job, Lumine isn't quite able to complete as the mic is thrust into her hands. Her smiles wavers, something awkward, as digits wrap around the metal, and she tries to push it back again to no avail. Her glance lands then, apologetically, upon the little -- well, that's not a melusine, is it? But there's a girl beside her who's been requested (or forced, maybe, who knows) to assist, too (they ought to commiserate, if it's the latter), and while she understands they need all hands on deck to ensure a solid performance... does it have to be like this?! This stranger's poor ears...

She takes a breath, before offering a wavering, discordant note into the poor mic, cringing at the sound. Melodies were surely not her forte -- but if nothing else, she's proven that this device did indeed work!

The price of cinema is steep, isn't it?

"Would you mind taking the next one? I should.. be helping on the technical side, I think." Laughter, embarrassed, but she still manages to sound amicable enough.

( .... couldn't she have simply spoken into the mic instead? )

overture 2024

Her ears twitch at the sound. It has a piercing quality that seems more fitting for seagulls or the whistling takeoff of a starskiff—not the human voice. She wonders how it's even possible. Perhaps the blonde lady had a sore throat, or perhaps even a few nodes? That would be something for later. For now, she gladly takes the microphone from her hands, clutching it in her own in an all-too eager motion. 

"Yes, it'd be best for me to handle this." Bailu looks up at her, a small frown in her face, "You should rest your throat. In fact, why don't you talk to me once we're done? I might have something that can help soothe your voice."

At that, Bailu turns back to the microphone in her hands, and to the expectant sound crew that stare at her. She actually rather likes singing—she hears lots of it in the night bars and teashops and has always yearned to drunkenly belt along to some opera or elegy. But of course, she's not permitted to have any fun. Here, though, far from the eyes and ears of her guardians? She'll certainly have her try.

She takes a deep breath. The inhale echoes uncomfortably on the speakers.

"When the dragon turns reeeeeeed," she sings loudly, confidently, but has little support to carry the tone of her voice. Dear reader, it is about as pitchy and horrific as you think it might sound. For a Vidyadhara elegy as tragic as it is, Bailu makes it sound horribly comedic. Suppose laughter was good medicine… "then the green pines shall sheeeeed! Pass like a dream—"

 "CUT!" The director bellows, "PLEASE CUT!"

"—out of sight and mind, six hundred years in this mortal bind~ When the dragon turns reeeeeeed…"

[4evahaka]

You Are Far Too Young If You DON'T Know Who This #NBAPlayer Is AND The QUICK With The #Tech #NBARef #RaSheedWallace #SteveJavie #Sheeeeed #SheedWallace #4evahaka2 #4evahaka

[giovannipalandrani]

thedahli: Charmin

[mxthtea]

-body once told me the world is gonna roll me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

According to one event, Venti knows every song ever. Sooooo does that mean he knows Smash Mouth All Star?

[jademight]

Somebody once told me, being angry is kind of lonely, I ain’t the sharpest Hulk in the sheeeeed

[elataan]

                  *   @saviare​   said   :    ‘   the   other   possible   medical   diagnosis   is   that   you’re   just   a   bit   of   a   dick   .   ’

                                                       _________________

             HE COULDN’T REFUTE HER CLAIM , NOT THIS TIME .    his   attentions   had   been   chased   elsewhere   ---   to   the   faint   patter   of   familiar   music   play   from   some   unknown   source.   it   tugged   at   him,   urged   him   to   move   /   tap   his   feet   /   sing   along   under   his   breath   while   his   face   scrunched   up   in   emotion.   he   hadn’t   realized   she   was   speaking   to   him   until   it   was   far   too   late   ---   sorry,   I   have   a   medical   diagnosis   of   being   addicted   to   shakin’   this   booty.   she   had   retaliated   ---   and   he   shrugged,   offering   an   easy   smile.   he   wasn’t   going   to   grant   her   the   satisfaction   of   an   answer.

              ❛  somebody   once   told   me   the   world   is   gunna   roll   me   ---   I   ain’t   the   sharpest   tool   in   the   sheeeeed   ---   ❜    fingers   pointed   as   her   as   he   danced,   eyes   lit   in   mischievous   nature.   give   in,   his   tone   read,   you   know   you   wanna   dance. 

[softestvirgil]

you can sing all star by smash mouth to wake me up when september ends by green day

Some bodyyyy once tooold me that the world was gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest too-ool in the sheeeeed

[findingtheperfectcharacter]

A post that starts with, “Somebody once told me” : Exists.

My dumbass brain: sOmEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEED

[lizzienaut]

Ok heck I'm sorry but the tumblr notif I got for you just only said "SOMEBODY" and I completely thought you were gonna say the all star meme sjjdjska - 💙

once told me the world is gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the sheeeeed she was lookin kinda dumb with her fiiinger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her foreheadddd

WELL

[furbtasticworksofart]

Guess who finished sheeeeeding!

[anti-mr-sandman]

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEED

[niteclaw]

Fresh sheeeeed

[guildielove]

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞ / twain

     madness, insanity, nothing is right with the world ( accepting! ) | @nullcfied ( mark twain )

            [ COWBOY BEBOP ]

     “ i AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEED! SHE WAS LOOKIN’ KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN A SHAPE, OF AN L, ON HER FOREHEEEEAD. WELL – “ and you just begin singing at top volume, as loud as you possibly can, the rest of the lyrics of this song.

[lilith-swbf]

What’s the weather forecast for the next chapter? 👀

*calmly sets out lawn chair under umbrella*

*slips on sunglasses and lounges with Dr. Pepper in a martini glass*

*slowly reaches over to boombox with a straight face and clicks the play button*

🎶Some

BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WOOOORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEED🎶

*sips drink as song plays in its entirety*

[sophieartdump]

self portrait with my pet snake, Namira

https://niteclaw.tumblr.com/post/171766092151/fresh-sheeeeed