Ann's confidant wins the most sapphic confidant award in the game. Obviously there's rank 9 with Shiho saying "I love you" but there's also whatever the hell Ann has going on with Mika? Mika spends the entire confidant being rude and mean and underhanded, and Ann just goes "ugh she's amazing"
and in the end when you find out Mika has been sabotaging other people to get jobs this is Ann's response:
GIRL GET UP??? Beautiful girls make her weak asf. This is why Ann being supportive over Joker dating his assassin is in-character, she knows what it's like to fawn over a mean hottie
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(My) 🐉🌸 according to the whispering public:
"Poor girl, doomed to be that devil's pet. At least he seems to favor her much... She must be especially good at warming his bed."
"What are you talking about? If I get to live in luxury without having to work a day in my life, I'd even bark and roll over like a dog, haha!"
How they actually are:
🐉: "Beloved... I hear the ice cream truck."
🌸: "Alright, go get my purse."
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Spoilers for KOTPOTA Sequels:
Noa: She has lied to my face 100 times even though I can only look at her when she's around, almost tried drowning me and my family, and is reuniting the human world to commit war against us after hundreds of years. As the leader of my clan, I must make a fair approach to these actions for the protection of my clan and all apes.
Eagle Clan: ...
Mae: *Breathes*
Noa: Go, do another crime.
Eagle Clan:
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