#she's so innocently evil bruh

[arylissekyupidomi]

My own design/redesign of Apple White!! :)

(Detail Description) : I also gave Apple a bun that is shaped to look like an apple (because why not.)

[hearts401]

A funny little thing I learned is that one of Andrew’s signature traits is his curly hair, and the name Cassidy literally means curly hair. I just think they pretty cute lmao

Ouhh thats so silly,,, They would be worsties in my brain i actually adore them

[low-budget-korra]

Comments on House of the Dragon S02E08

-DAENERYS TARGARYEN she is the prince that was promised!!!!! OMG. Watch them using one of the upcoming animated shows to remake that awful Game of Thrones finale.

Haelena and Daemon seeing each other was cool af, but she shouldn't have been given spoilers like c'mon.

- Well, know that Aemond was aggressive towards Haelena, their shippers can't say a word about Daemyra 🤷 (ps: I'm not Daemyra)

Also, Aemond burning and killing innocents just cuz his ego was crushed , and some of the team green said the Black's are the evil ones.. btw, he is a sexist asshole. Hate him. A good villain tho

- I'm really curious to know what they would do with Hugh. He will still betray the Black's? If he does, how this will happen? Cuz so far he is being such a great guy honestly.

Now, Ulf is actually the worst. He is def gonna betray the Black's but it would be a nice twist if that asshole actually turned out to be loyal and died battling against Vermithor and Hugh.

-The Gullet will happen right in the first or second episode of s3. I dislike those people cuz they will...u know...anyways, but that lady? Damn she is something else and she is a LESBIAN. I can't be against her I'm sorry

And Tyland is probably the honorable and nice Lannister ever.

-Gotta love/hate how Alicent. When she is winning, she is all a bit cocky but when she is losing , she comes to with her 🥺 eyes. Rhaenyra owes her nothing. I only feel bad for Haelena

She was actually willing to sacrifice Aegon , a son for a son. When Rhaenyra takes KL, after losing Jace, and don't find Aegon, she will think Alicent lied.

I know there's a lot of haters for Rhaenyra x Alicent, but there scenes are gold. And not Alicent asking Rhaenyra to runaway with her 😭

-Its so satisfying to learn that Aegon doesn't have pepe anymore. I bet the maids are partying rn. Larys was a real one tho, he saved Aegon's life by taking him out of KL

-Alyn gagged Corlys so bad. Damn

-I bet sir Alfred shit his pants when he saw that Daemon isn't a traitor or a usurper. If he is so eager to go to battle, why don't he go to KL and challenge Aemond for a duel.

-Not Crispin Cole trying to pep talk about honor. Bruh if you are so afraid and depressed after seeing the dragons dance, just to to Essos sell your oranges

-This season is a slow burn, people complained about it but honestly? For things to have the impact they should have, it is necessary to have a built up to it and that's what they did.

A lot of people talk shit about s1 being too rushed, and now are talking shit that this one is too slow. I've read people complaining that this season was just "old men talking around the table" 😭 and I immediately thought "did yall see Game of Thrones?"

S3 is gonna be wild. With Gullet and Rhaenyra taking KL probably in the first half episodes. The Winter Wolfs coming(maybe the Lads too), Tumbleton happening.

[jalluzas-ferney]

OK VERY VERY UNPOPULAR OPINION

Look, I LOVE KOKO (from the Ninjago movie) I REALLY DO

but I feel like Misako haters who in the same breath adore Koko forget the fact that Koko literally dated and LAYED THE evil warlord that destroys everything and harms innocent lives - all while you know, being Lady Iron Dragon….a warrior who’s supposed to protect the innocent and what not….

AND THEN when she’s raising Lloyd, according to her, she would always tell him to not be ashamed of who his father is…..?

LIKE GIRL LMAO IM SORRY BUT THIS WOMANS MORALS WENT ALL THE WAY OUT THE WINDOW 😭😭😭😭 LIKE WDYM YOU FELL IN LOVE AND DID THE DEVILS TANGO W THE MAN WHO DECIMATES CIVILIZATION AND DESTROYS FAMILIES?!() SHE REALLY THOUGHT SHE COULD FIX HIM?!?) GIRL WHERE ARE YOUR MORLAS THIS MAN IS EVIIILLL😭😭😭 AND THEENNN WHEN THIS MAN CINTINUES TO BE A TERRIBLE FATHER AND CONTINUES TO TERRORIZE AND DESTROY THE CITY- ACTIVELY PUTTING HER AND LLOYD IN DANGER- SHE STILL TELLS LLOYD TO NOT BE ASHAMED?!??

KOKO. YOU CANNOT BE FR RN 😭😭😭😭 WHY TF WOULD SHE WANT HIM TO NOT BE ASHAMED OF HIS AWFUL FATHER- JUST TELL HIM “YEAH YOUR DAD SUCKS NEVER BE LIKE HIM-“ LIKE LMAOO

And where I’m going w this is that yall despise misako for leaving Lloyd at Darkleys and paint her as a terrible mother and what not - but then turn around and praise and adore Koko like yalll Koko is NOT perfect either 😭 this woman also did awful mistakes and acted dumb by tellling Lloyd to not be ashamed of who his EVIL FUCKING father is 😭😭😭

And Ik like maybe shes saying that to comfort him and make him feel like Garmadon being evil isn’t his fault, cuz if you say “YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF WHO YOUR FATHER IS” sounds very harsh and makes it sound like Lloyd has fault in that. But the way Koko phrases it sounds like she spent her life trying to convince Lloyd to not hate his father or smth and only then snapped at Garmadon when he took over the city. Like if my husband is some evil warlord taht constantly puts my city and friends in danger I wouldn’t try to convince my son to not hate his father bruh 😭 I will not defend that man just because he’s my sons dad 💀 a bad person is a bad person Koko you should have been mad from the start bruh 😭😭

So again- my point is- I love both missko and Koko but the amount of hate misako gets compared to Koko is super annoying and I feel like I need to remind yall that Koko isn’t the perfect angel yall act like she is 😨

so stop contradicting yourselves!!!

[youuuimeanmee]

I'm usually a silent reader but this chapter???

Holy shit.

When people repeatedly said that this movie is gonna be evil, somehow I didn't think it was this evil?

Like, how could Aqua uses real names for the characters??? 😭

Bruh wtf they gonna sue them for sure if they find out.

(Gonna be good ending if the police & court managed to bring the case justice thanks to this movie, tho 👍)

This is a high risk movie, even in the process of production. Like, how many chances are people gonna leak the movie and get it cancelled, sued, or worse? How many chances are the casts and the crew gonna get death threats or meet the same fate as Ai? I hope the team hire a damn good security system.

Aqua be trying to jinx Kamiki real hard, huh. He's gonna bring up aalll his victims, not just Ai, but also Goro (his past self) and Himekawa Airi.

Now that the stars have alligned, let's break them down 1 by 1.

Ruby as Ai, Aqua as Kamiki: Oh man, Ruby gonna love to have an extra lovey dovey time with Aqua/Sensei isn't she. It's gonna be hella awkward for Aqua tho. It's gonna be hella controversial if media finds out this film is lowkey incest. And Aqua is gonna get the biggest backlash, for sure. (for the lowkey incest, for acting as a gross human being/Kamiki, for tarnishing people's name, the list goes on). I wonder how Ruby's gonna handle this.

Tsukuyomi as Ruby-Aqua: I'm sure she'd do great as Aqua, but as the cheerful energetic Ruby... uhhh. Good luck miss 🤣

Frill as Himekawa Airi: oh no. Another Kamiki's lover/victim. Is Ruby and Frill's friendship gonna be tested on this one?

Memcho as Mei-Mei, Kana as Nino, Akane as Takamine: I think (I hope) this film doesn't really affect Memcho's reputation badly because apparently Mei-Mei is a newcomer at the time; I hope she's innocent. On the other hand, Nino and Takamine are B Komachi's founding members alongside Ai. The sisterhood/rivalry is gonna be real heavy. And between Nino-Takamine, someone has to be related with Kamiki somehow. Which means, more Kana-Akane rivalry. The role suits them so much lolol. Akane might use this role to stop Aqua's plan tho, I wonder how that's gonna play out; I'm in dread but also excited.

Melt as Goro: oh man, good luck bro. Ruby's gonna be like: "Ugghh he's so bad to be Sensei, I miss my Sensei, Senseeiii." Also excited to see Melt getting many pointers from Aqua. Melt gonna be like "Wow u know so much abt this character, is he your uncle or smth lolol"

Jan Tomato as Miyako: huh. I think she's a new character in ONK? She's prob picked because her face resembles Miyako, not bc of her acting skill. Someone as amature as her, handling a handful, mature baby like Tsukuyomi (who is also an amature) is... well... good luck miss.

Tomo Ayabe as Ryosuke: Ooohhh Goro & Ai's killer. I forgot, did he also appear in Tokyo Blade or Sweet Again, or is he a new character too? Excited to see him interact with Melt.

Mita Norio as Ichigo: Bro. That character gap broo. And his acting skills?? Looking forward to itt 🤣

Taiki as Uehara Suijuro: holy moly I can't believe he agreed to act as his "dad." How did he find out about his parents' affair tho, did Aqua told him beforehand? Or did he just learn it from the script recently? I hope it's the former (and I hope Aqua already did it in one of the chapters I forgot to read). No comment on his future interaction with Frill tho, I'm sure they'd do great.

Tldr, this Movie Arc is HYPE.

[beevean]

Adi Shankar: I am a big fan of Berserk and Miura's legacy needs to be preserved

Adi Shankar the second he's given the keys to the car, I'm sure of it: So naturally there are various elements within the story that are pretty dated by today's standards so I'm going to alter a bunch of things here and there in order to make Berserk more acceptable to a modern audience

As an aside imagine the Deats brothers trying to justify, I dunno maybe Slan raping Guts in a "sexy way" by saying "But Miura already brought the horny :P"

Oh, absolutely. The two anime and movie trilogy may have been criticized for sticking too close to the manga while cutting out things for time constraints, but a Western take would absolutely censor stuff to make it more palatable to modern audiences.

After all, there is a reason why to this day we haven't seen a Lost Children adaptation :^)

(hell, Rosine alone would be a good example of this mentality. She wears no clothes because 1) she openly disdains humans and believes herself to be the queen of elves, so why would she bother conforming to human taboos, and 2) in Japan, nude children are seen as a symbol of innocence, and the whole point of Rosine is that she is a traumatized child and not "evil" as we intend it. But of course, she'd be only seen as loli bait and as proof that Miura was just a dirty pedo :) )

To be fair, "Miura brought the horny" is not as bruh-worthy as saying the same thing for Kojima. But it's one thing to point out how full of nudity and sexual themes Berserk is, and another to use it to apologize rape scenes - which, again, never happens in Berserk.

[mz-elysium]

why wyll....

i finished bg3 with wyll and idk if i've ever been SO MAD about any story's writing choices. i legit feel robbed of what we could've had.

i've never felt such a feral need to write fanfic to fix... an entire character.

spoilers and rant under cut

idk if people were whining THAT MUCH about Wyll in early access. I just know he was rarely used bc as the "Blade of Frontiers" w/o Pact of the Blade, he really suffered in combat.

But, hey, he's now... quite good. My hero of Act 2 fights (sorc!Tav, Wyll, Shadowheart, Astarion). Gave him two levels of Paladin and he hits like a truck.

But they ~rewrote~ his story.

They broke him. This was a PERFECTLY good warlock and they ruined him. He was a fraud, a liar, a reckless proud cheat who wanted to be beloved by the smallfolk and sung about by the bards -- and not beat by goblins at level 1, but he was a useless fighter so he made a pact with a devil. Like the others, he was complicated. Flawed. In need of fixing a deep-rooted problem that the tadpoles could've taken advantage of.

But now, he's unfinished. His story feels so empty in Act 3. I managed to free him from the pact AND save his father, but their reunion is so flat and lackluster. I was totally expecting to find that an overbearing father was at the heart of Wyll's need to be praised/admired/loved, but there's just total forgiveness.... after 7yrs of exiling your teenage son for fucking a devil. Their dialogue trees also kept looping and his father addressed Tav as "my son" more than once.

Throughout the game, Wyll also said (in the same convo) that he "always wanted to get out of the pact", "never regretted it", and had "a hero's heart". He encouraged me regularly to follow my heart, that we don't need tadpoles or other powers to Do The Right Thing. Bruh. You're a warlock. What moral high-ground do you have? Either Mizora has never fucked you over by having you kill innocents/do minor evil (obviously not true), or she has, in which case you're a desperate liar but I can't call you out on it.

They made Wyll flawless, mature, always right, and honourably heroic. He never loses his cool. He holds nothing against his father. He's never lost a major defeat to hold grudges against. I would've loved EA Wyll to have a chance to become this stoic, calm, centered paladin. But Wyll, now, doesn't feel like he's earned it.

They made Gale less manipulative/sketchy before launch, which is fine. But completely erasing Wyll's growth by dropping him at the finish line is so unsatisfying.

I can totally see EA Wyll's development: from a lying adventurer crutching on his powers and needing the praise and reputation as a folk hero, to leaving the pact behind and growing up to save his father at the cost of his legend; becoming Grand Duke to do "common boring heroics" that make a difference.

But it just... doesn't exist. I have no idea why full-release Wyll wouldn't become his father's heir. He doesn't seem to need his identity as The Blade of Frontiers as much as EA Wyll did. He's older, mature, and less violent.

It felt the whole time like I was adventuring with someone whose arc had already finished. Shadowheart and Astarion changed dramatically; their comments, greetings, convos. Wyll was so static and painfully dull.

Also, making him half-devil looks super wonky. His horns are too wide and don't really suit him, let alone how he clips. He has no arc, coming to terms with them. You can't uncurse him.

I was most excited for Wyll in full release and I just feel like I played 92hrs waiting for him to turn on. A waste of a companion slot, when I could've taken Lae'zel this whole time and actually had a character with depth and development.

[movieloversposts]

I know my blog is for movies, and movie reviews, specifically, but I just finished binge watching The Adventures Of Puss In Boots, and I have a few thoughts:

(THERE ARE SPOILERS, SO PLEASE DON'T READ PAST THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SURPRISED)

-I actually watched a bit of it a few years ago when it first came out in 2015, but I never saw the finale until today.

-Puss is kind of a dumbass and arrogant, but he means well. He does his job well, and he can be a sweet character.

-I honestly thought Dulcinea was so naive and innocent, but as the series goes on she learns about the world more and becomes more self aware. (Her book is still dumb, though, all the quotes.)

-Pajuna and Cleevil were awesome. No more to say.

-Toby, Vina, Kid Pickles, and Esme were okay, but I honestly found them all annoying in some way.

-Artephius can be an intelligent guy when he needs to be, and when that happens, he does some really cool stuff.

-I thought Duchess was hilarious, with her potions, and then finding out she's actually a witch? That was really cool.

-El Guante Blanco is kind of the parent of the group, if anything, but his younger self was badass too! And he was so sweet to the Ducky, and Dulcinea.

-Sphinx is a mood. (I made Turrón because of that one episode, and it tasted amazing!)

-El Moco was a lot more violent than I remembered. And Danny Trejo is his voice actor!

-The thieves got kind of annoying after a while, and why do they all look the same? Are they all twins, like seriously, they have the same eyes and face, even though their faces are mainly covered.

-Guy Fox was like a Puss In Boots knockoff. I cringed at that episode, he was trying too hard to be cool, and it wasn't working BRUH 🤣

-The evil sword concept was different; I found it interesting. Scimitar made me laugh at some points, and the Goodsword is just fed up with everyone except El Guante Blanco. They hit it off quite fast, and made a great pair.

-There are literally three back to back episodes in one season where Puss is with the Sky Pirates.

-The mermaid, Fiji, was effing annoying. Her husband at least is the calmer one of the two, which is why I liked his character. 🤣And they made it so that the man carries the baby. I was laughing at the birth scene, hopefully men who see that will have more respect on women, pregnancy, and abortions.

-The BloodWolf stuff was kind of intimidating, honestly. And Uli, too. He was kind at first, but a total backstabber. I really thought they were screwed that one episode during the faceoff with the BloodWolf.

-Sino is actually TWO people?! Artephius and No? Like BRUH, Sino was in San Lorenzo, with the townspeople the entire time?! (One half of him, anyway)

-Puss and Dulcinea finally got to be together! (But she left everyone to go be with him 😭) I teared up on the last episode, it was heavy, man.

But a great series regardless! It has action, humor, romance, and new characters! I would definitely binge watch it again, given the chance.

[aria0fgold]

I've fully finished Mad Father! And time... for my final thoughts that I took awhile processing and I'm still in the process of processing it. The story is pretty good! The... entire family is messed up... Like, good on you Monika accepting the love of your life despite all his murderous crimes and then drawing the line at him harming your daughter and... adultery? (Monika can excuse murder but god forbid that man cheats on her. Monika is like: "I GIVE HIM MY EVERYTHING AND THAT'S WHAT I GET IN RETURN???" monika... the children please... the dude has been killing so many innocent people monika--)

Monika's a good mom, but as a person? Well, that's up for debate. I still like her though. Now the dad... At first I was like, okay, he murders people for whatever research he got going on, but at least he cares and loves his daughter. But that last part, yeah, nah... It was nice while it lasted though. And brooo... Aya are ya serious, Aya? Like are you fr rn??? Are you fr gurl???? Exasperated sigh but the signs were there and to be fair... if you're raised in a household with a dad that actively kills people and a mom that is 100% okay with that, chances are Aya is not gonna end up on Santa's good list.

It's just so sad cuz that blond kid had so much faith in her to Not go down the same path as her dad and I'm so sorry kid but that's unfortunately not possible. Also feeling bad for Maria cuz lady deserved a more "ordinary" life than being an assistant to more murders again. Like, Aya come on brrroooooo Whyyyyyyyy

ALSO as it turns out, the blond kid wasn't dead????? Like I went to check out the IF story in the gallery and that kid wasn't dead! Bruh Maria legit just nearly killed a kid and STEPPED ON HIM. Dude... Thanks Mr. Ogre for giving him that medicine even though you're most likely an evil guy but you're okay in my book. You were plenty helpful even though it's for selfish reasons, love the teleporting by the way (It helped a lot when going back to the portal area when I had to go aallll the way back to the entrance hall for the gems).

I love the last scene of the IF story cuz like aww... the blond kid so nice and I feel bad but that guy really gonna stop Aya if they met and Aya's on the same path as her dad (which she is). And like, aww kid, I'm so sorry (poor guy can't catch a break. Hope his eye injury heals well).

[triannguyen2007]

Trian’s Universe The Series: Season 9 Episode 2 | Trian Nguyen’s Origin Story.

Before I born… My grandmother is in Vietnam. She’s born on 1937 and right now my parents are born and move to the United States or California. Sadly, my mother have her sad story. On 2002 to 2010, Me and my siblings are born now. Then, I met my favorite characters for the last and this year.

Trian Nguyen (Me): *sigh*

Star of David: Hello there.

Trian Nguyen: Huh! Who said that.

Star of David: I’m Star of David. I remember for the last year and this year. You just transformed yourself into a monster.

Trian Nguyen (Me): How can I transform.

Star of David: You must come with.

Trian Nguyen (Me):

Triangle #1: Sorry, me and my brother are combined with two triangles

Triangle #2: Yes, we’re friends now.

Trian Nguyen (Me): Okay.

Well, I guess I trust them. The two triangles or Star of David are turn me into “Blue Cyclops.”

Later at the morning.

Max: What’s up Trian.

Trian Nguyen (Me): Hi there.

Max: What’s wrong.

Trian Nguyen *Sigh* Just a long story.

Max: long story.

Trian Nguyen (Me): Yes.

Max: Oh.

Parker: Wait, your haters are laughing you.

My haters: *laughing*

Trian Nguyen (Me): Well, just ignored them. My haters need to stop pretending to be good, healthy or innocent users. But they are actually not. They are bad, criminal or toxic users.

Max: I know right, let’s get out of here before it’s too late.

My haters: Hey guys guess what…

My anti haters: What is it.

My haters: We are celebrated on Trian Nguyen Got Terminated.

My anti haters: No, Trian Nguyen’s haters. We are not celebrating Trian Nguyen got terminated.

Trian Nguyen (Me): Bruh, you again. Nemao, or should I say “Snowers.” Did you realize you did something wrong. Looks like you cheat on Winter.

Snowers: But, I’m sorry.

Max: No, you did on your discord and this is why people have no longer to trust you now.

Snowers: Please, just give me a one more chance right now.

Parker: It’s too late Snowers. You are now bad, criminal or toxic user.

Alexeigribanov: Man, I can’t believe that Trian Nguyen’s haters and my friends got detention. Well, what should I do now. Oh, I have idea. I’m gonna bullied Parker, Jet, Cub, Parker, Quint Baker, Dirk Savage and Ruby Gillman. *Evil Laugh*

Quint Baker: Okay, let’s go to the science class.

Alexeigribanov: “Hey Toxic Fandoms.”

Dirk Savage: Who says that “Toxic.”

Alexeigribanov: It’s me, “Alexei.” Whatever you called me “Alexeigribanov or Alexandra Alexeevna Gribanova"!

Ruby Gillman: What! Parker: No way, you tried to go away for us.

Alexeigribanov: Oh shut up you whiners, childish, and toxic fans.

Cub: Hey, you can’t even say that.

Jet: Yeah like, that’s not very nice to say.

Alexeigribanov: Oh shut the heck up! You are dummy whiner by the toddlers.

Jet: STOP! You make us embarrassed and humiliated.

Cub: Stop!!! Quint Baker: YOU MAKING US WORSE!!!! All: 😭😭😭 *crying*

Alexeigribanov: Ha ha! It’s six of you get for being toxic.

Max: Stop right there.

Alexeigribanov: Huh!!!

Jack Sullivan: That’s right, we are facing you for what you did Ruby, Quint, Dirk, Parker, Jet and Cub.

Alexeigribanov: Oh yeah, I will show you. Time to make a hate arts out of eight of you and stamp.

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Trian Nguyen the Blue Cyclops (Me): *Growling*

Alexeigribanov: 😨

Trian Nguyen the Blue Cyclops (Me): Don’t hurt my favorite characters.

Alexeigribanov: 😱😱😱 *screams*

Trian Nguyen the Blue Cylops (Me): Stay away to my friends.

All: 😯😦😧

Trian Nguyen the Blue Cyclops (Me): Oh no, people are staring at me while I’m a monster. I’m gonna go.

Later…

Trian Nguyen the Blue Cyclops (Me): *Huffing* 😰😰😰

Werner Werman: Hey, don’t be afraid. We’re friends.

Trian Nguyen the Blue Cyclops (Me): Please don’t kill me, I should get out of here because I turned into a monster.

Werner Werman: Oh… Oh no. Trian Nguyen the Blue Cyclops: Please, just turn me back.

Star of David: Oh.

Turns back into normal size

Trian Nguyen (Me): Whew, thank you so much. Werner Werman: Okay, let’s go back to the class.

Later in afternoon.

HCC: Hey, did you see him.

Accelerator the red or blue: Yeah, we will burned him, killing him, and more.

Lygiamidori: Yeah, it’s time to killed that blind huge monster.

Trian Nguyen (Me): Alright… 😨😰

KAH: Ha Ha Ha! Alexeigribanov: Well, looks like we are torturing you.

Trian Nguyen (Me): NOOOOOO-

Trian Nguyen (Me): What the… what are you doing.

Lygiamidori: Shut up! Now listen, do you bikini arts don’t existed.

Trian Nguyen (Me): But, they actually are…

BonBonStarkRay: This is unacceptable.

LolbravoYT XD: You supposed to listen to me.

Trian Nguyen (Me): Actually no, you are acting like a toddlers or 1 to. 5 year old.

Lygiamidori: WHAT!!! THIS ISN’T FUNNY:

All: *laughing* 😄😅😂🤣

Lygiamidori: SHUT UP!!! I HAVE ENOUGH!!! *Breaking through the wall*

Max: Stop right there.

My haters: Guys, they’re here.

Princess Josie Riki: Darn it! Werner Werman: Well, looks like we are saving Trian Nguyen for all of you.

Trian Nguyen (Me): Time to transformed into a “Blue Cyclops!”

HCC: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trian Nguyen the Blue Cyclops (Me): So, how string I am? Xeba: Uh oh, he’s about to destroy everything. Hey Trian, we’re still friends by the way.

Trian Nguyen the Blue Cyclops (Me): Oh sure but my haters, you’re not.

HCC: Oh no,

Trian Nguyen the Blue Cyclops (Me): This is how I’m more power.

KAH: No! This isn’t fair. I want to see trian Nguyen was weakness.

Parker: Not this time. It’s time to send all of you to the backroom.

My Haters: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Oculus Orbus: Looks like they are “imprisoned.”

Horn Head: 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ I hate you so much sometimes.

Quint Baker: Well, what are you wait for…

Trian Nguyen (Me): “Back to school night!”

All: Yay!!!

[papirouge]

there's some good videos by christians who were former k-pop stans that explain why they no longer support and expose some of the issues with some of the groups: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2qyBJ_sTfg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ZcuiFz4ek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrDhIAboHh4

my testimony as a long-time obsessed k-pop stan: i confess there are only a select number of groups i listen to, but that's quite literally a handful now, and it's only for the music (and the most innocent stuff, even if it does make me feel more uncomfortable), not the people. what broke the camel's back was seeing wonyoung, who quite literally resembles eugenia cooney and has been sexualized since she was 14 on a show intended to be "healthy porn for grown men" despite having minors on it, be pushed as THE it girl in the industry for all others to follow. not to mention, being more aware of the devil/satanic/witchcraft aesthetic (red velvet's peek-a-boo and zimzalabim; bts' blood, sweat and tears; bts' brother group txt's sugar rush ride, devil by the window, angel/devil, the list can go on and on...). i'm trying to listen less to it, especially now that i'm finding some good Christian music to listen to lol. however, there are openly Christian k-pop idols and actors. park bogum is an example, and many fans, especially BTS fans, give him a treatment similar to how people are with joshua bassett because of how devoted he is to god (however, him signing up with a big company like YG leaves a sour taste in my mouth and i pray that he rethinks this because being swayed by the company literally behind one of korea's biggest sexual abuse scandals— look up burning sun— is not the move). also something i want to note is how i find it very interesting how one of the most openly younger Christian idols, mark from nct, has been constantly overworked since he was a child. his treatment is notorious because he's being promoted in three different groups and he looks more guantly by the month. yet, he never fails to thank god whenever he can (and fans make fun of him for it at times). i don't consider them my "idols," and i only pray that they're able to leave the industry.

i'd love to make this public but your girl is trying to go to a professional school and i don't want to get doxxed lol.

Bruh, the video with the girl saying there are black people wishing they were Korean is gut wrenching.... I mean, obsessing over a culture elevating the actual opposite of what you are (palenesw, high bridge thin nose, etc.) truly messes you up. That's also why Black kpop fans especially come off as very awkward and dissociative.

Yeah I heard there are a bunch of Christian Kpop singer but I side eye them tbh. You can't be a "Christian kpop IDOL". This is an oxymoron. And idc how delulu Christian" coping saying they call them "artists". Kpop stars are marketed as IDOLS : there's a whole cultic exploitation of their image. This brand of marketing isn't common for regular "artists".

It's possible for people in toxic industry to have a change of heart and see God, but then it's their responsibility to snap out of it. When Jesus told his apostles to stop what they were doing and follow him, the apostles weren't like "hmm ok, just let me a few years to stop". No, they dropped whatever they were doing and followers Jesus right there. Saul didn't keep harassing and killing Christians a few more years when Jesus asked him to stop harming his people... True conversion implies true ACTIONS. There's no faith without works.

So those Kpop idols saying they're Christians are a joke. They're literally feeding off satan's feast, and promoting his agenda with disgusting/creepy songs & MV. I'm absolutely not surprised there are so many suicide and sexual abuse in that industry. They are all demon possessed. Korean scrote are infamously evil and Korean radfem are absolutely based for refusing to marry & breed with those degenerates.

And innocent music ≠ harmless. I remember doing a very vivid & terrying dream just after I listened to Kyary Pamyu Pamyu 'Candy Racer' album.....

[taestefully-in-luv]

DUUUUUDDDEEEEE. WHY DID YOU LEAVE IT A CLIFFHANGER. 😫

First, how are you? How are you doing? How are you feeling about this chapter. I hope you are doing well! Love how you interact with us and I want to let you know that you’re a cool person!

Ok now for my thoughts: when oc confronted jk and Misuk, I was ready for answers but instead I got questions which I’m like bruh lol. When she asked Jungkook why and he didn’t want to say it, I thought it was about him cheating, but now looking back into it, why would he react like that? But it makes sense later on.

The build up when she walked into the attic and going through each box, I felt adrenaline coursing through my veins. I felt I was oc when she was going through it. I felt the anxiety pressing into my chest and heart. When I read it was about her baby Haru, I immediately thought he passed away. I thought something bad happened to him like a hit and run and Jungkook was working on the case.

I can see misuk wants to let her know everything and understand her reasoning. If I had amnesia, I rather have someone let me know instead of being played like a fool and have my memories back again. I rather be hurt in the moment than feel hurt AND betrayed in the future. I like misuk but she can be impulsive (don’t know if this is the correct word to describe her lol).

My theory about Haru passing away is wrong lol, but I also had a feeling that he was kidnapped. So when Jungkook confirmed it, I felt really sad for both of them. And when he explained his situation, I felt bad even more for him. I want to know more about how oc handle it.

When she bumped into Nabi and memories flashed in her mind, I legit thought we were going to dim out lmaoo but that’s not how it works. 😔

This ties a lot to the conversation with Misuk and Subin. Misuk warnings were getting me worried and thinking. And I feel like Jungkook emphasizing to oc to trust him. Like he really needs her to trust him. I feel like Nabi was at the scene when Haru was kidnapped. I believe that what looked like to OC was cheating when he and Nabi were together and while he was distracted, Haru was kidnapped. So I feel that’s why she blames him. Or Nabi is working with someone and planned the kidnapping and tried to play the innocent but the guilt is slowing getting to her. These are my theories.

Oh and I was not expecting Seokjin to not be the man from the market! Is he the captain? Hopefully because then I will be confused and lost lol. When she was looking through the notebooks, I was confused the first time, but when the reveal about Haru happened, I feel like oc was doing an investigation on her own and I think Jungkook was not aware that she was doing it! That’s why he was confused when she mentioned a man and he didn’t know. I want to know more about the notebooks!

Brinny, once again, brilliant chapter! I had to type this fast because I’m at work rn. What’s new? I’m just surprised I haven’t been caught yet but then again everyone’s at their desk working. 🤪 I can’t wait to see what oc saw in her memories about Nabi. At this point oc should just bump heads with everyone and get her memories back that way lmaoo. I can’t wait for next week!

Have a great rest of your week babes! 🖤🖤

because i’m evil 😩

i’m doing well! i am finally alone and enjoying my solitude for the first time in like 2 months so i am HEALING or ya know, recharging lol

thank you!!!!🥺 interacting the most fun part so here i am (even if it takes some time)

yes, jungkook is afraid for truth after truth to come out because he’s afraid of the same result.

ah i’m glad the build up in the attic was good! i was worried it might feel lack luster.

also, you hit the nail with misuk! (i’ll be real, i’m not sure how that saying actually goes lmao something about hitting and nails tho right) 💀

everything will make sense about jungkook soon once we realize exactly how he handled the entire situation 👀

i really like your theories with Nabi. they make sense with how the story is unfolding so far…in my opinion 😇

so nope! the man in the market is not seokjin! i wasn’t kidding when i teased others by saying “what if seokjin isn’t even in the story yet?”

no, the captian is namjoon! was said in a previous chapter. so seokjin still isn’t in the story…?🤔

hmm that’s a good point..what you said about if oc was doing her own investigation then jungkook wouldn’t know about it bc how could he? they haven’t talked in years.

i’m so happy you enjoyed this chapter!!!! seeing your thoughts truly makes my day! thank you for reading~ pls look forward to more ❤️‍🔥

have the loveliest weekend!

[haytsun]

45. azula protect zuko(those without zuko protect azula fan-work)

46. zuko is better sibling then azula

47. zuko never stop struggle, struggle with every moment

48. azula never struggle, because she is prodigy

49. zuko is innocent, lovely, kind, etc

50. zuko being good brother but azula dont appreciate it

51. mai and tylee was under control by azula

52. azula always wanted to kill zuko and zuko never wanted to kill azula

53. azula born lucky

54. azula always lie

55. roleswap fire sibling

56. mai is bad girlfriend

57. mai abused zuko

58. mai cheated on zuko

59. tylee has a crush on zuko

60. crazy azula with azula's redemption and protective azula

61. azula burn zuko instead of ozai

62. azula banished zuko instead of ozai

63. azula mai and tylee is ozai angel‘s (that ozai never care mai and tylee, is azula team up for the trip, let them be whatever you wanna called trio)

64. protective mai/tylee/azula(others) and zuko is ____ with zuko-centric without protective zuko

65. zuko is good big brother with azula is protective and trying be good sister with zuko being good to her the whole time and wanna time travel back to save zuko from everything that ozai did

66. zuko would done everything for his baby sister

67. zuko never though kiyi is azula's replacement

68. zuko never hurt the gaang

69. azula sent assassin is more reasonable instead of zuko who is good person

70. azula smirk at zuko burned by ozai(on iroh view) zuko never smile at azula broke down

71. azula is power/throne hunger person

72. zuko never want throne/power hunger

73. zuko were banished three years, is fine he didn't know political

74. zuko is hardworking then azula the prodigy

75. mai and azula is fire nation advisor to serve not knowing fire nation politic and situation as a prince before banished and after being fire lord for years

76. zuko and ____ are sibling, are zuko good sister instead of azula the evil little sister

77. zuko is responsible for his consequence action

78. fire nation loves zuko

79. fire nation hates azula

after the listing, just so realize some of them are so misogyny when comes around zuko, bruh

The Fire teens have the most fascinating set of relationships in ATLA, but acknowledging that requires...

Abandoning literally all common fandom ideas about the characters, like

Azula is a demon sister out to get her brother.

Zuko is wonderful brother being tormented by his poor evil crazy sister.

Zuko would ever be insanely forgiving or kind or even supportive to his sister.

Zuko would easily understand his sister's trauma.

Azula struggles to acknowledge she cares about Zuko.

Zuko really loves and cares about Azula, while Mai and Ty Lee hate her

Zuko likes Azula more than Mai does

Azula treats Mai and Ty Lee at all the same way

Ty Lee and Mai at all have same attitudes toward Azula

Ty Lee would be all supportive and caring toward Azula and forgive her instantly, while Mai would hate her and never forgive her

Ty Lee and Mai never considered Azula a friend and were always looking for an opportunity to betray her

Zuko and Ty Lee are friends

Mai and Ty Lee are super close and never resent each other

Ty Lee and Mai understand each other well

Boiling Rock was inevitable no matter what

Mai and Ty Lee hated their time serving Azula in the Earth Kingdom

Mai and Ty Lee are nice people

The primary thing that bound Azula to her friends was fear

Mai would be all jealous if Zuko talked to another girl

Zuko cares at all about Ty Lee

Mai and Ty Lee are more loyal to Zuko than they are to Azula

Mai and Ty Lee would have zero thoughts on or hatred of Ozai

Mai and Ty Lee hate imperialism

Ty Lee isn't mean as hell

Azula never did anything nice for Zuko

Zuko ever did anything nice for Azula

Mai and Ty Lee's main problem was Azula, not their abusive family

Zuko was always nice to Ty Lee

Ty Lee and Mai aren't jealous of each other

Ty Lee isn't manipulative at all

Everything about the four teens is about interpersonal relationships and not about the imperialist system they grew up in

The Fire Nation isn't patriarchal

Zuko is a super-good boyfriend

Azula has no empathy

Ozai never abused Azula

Mai cared about her baby brother

Zuko is the one who wants to reconcile with his sibling

Azula has zero legitimate reason to resent Zuko

Azula was always planning to kill Mai at Boiling Rock

etc.

You need to ignore like all of these super-common ideas if you want to get into the core of their characters and into why their relationships are such an interesting mess.

[scrollsfromarebornrealm]

Riven’s Unhinged Screaming of Dante’s Inferno Rings 5-8 (aka Panda 2.0 (part 1)

Me this entire raid tier

NATURALLY UNDER A CUT FOR SPOILERS.

HE’S PRACTICING!  YOU CAN DO EEET!

(Eric is a good bean he’s just got a little bit of a temper problem fite me if you dare and honestly as one who had a shitty father i can’t blame him really)

THIS.  WAS NOT GOOD.  ON MY NERVES.  I SHRIEKED.  CAN WE NOT START THE CREEPY BULLSHIT THIS EARLY

...uh...wut?

...

...

...

the man, the myth, the motherfucking evil bastard bird of hell maker

Anyway.  Wanted to clown on his ass, but honestly, need more information. 

WHY YES THANK YOU.  I NEEDED THIS ICLY, THANK YOU.  (Because guess who got yoinked Exarch-style to come help out?)

...

Oh HELL.

Anyone else feel their tetanus shot act up seeing this or was it just me?

...

CAN WE HAVE A FUCKING DISCUSSION

ON HOW THAT

TURNED INTO THIS

(day one of a new raid.  wiping was had)

Bruh.

At this point I’m used to people trying to kill me.  IT’S JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE COMPLICATED CUZ UM, WE GOT A WHOLE TIME TRAVEL THING AND AZEMS AND FINAL DAYS BULLSHIT-

...

I’M GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH YOU, OLD MAN.  HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT BEFORE?! 

*SWEATS IN DYNAMIS*

SIR.  I MAIN SUMMONER.  THIN AETHER MY ASS LET ME SWITCH CLASSES SO YOU CAN GET TITAN’S ASS FACEFIRST

*gets Destiny’s Child stuck in her head* GODSDAMNIT

...

...

I

FUCKING

KNEW

IT

!!

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!! BULLSHIT YOU BEING ‘THEMIS’ AND ‘INVESTIGATING ON BEHALF OF A FRIEND’

...

*Ancient Soap Opera Intensifies*

Yes.  Please.  I need a breather.  And more drinking.  Cuz WHAT THE FUCK

Dude, I figured this out at the start of the first raid tier.  WE ALL DID. 

SIR I AM JUST A SMALL AND INNOCENT FAMILIAR

THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE

MOVE ALONG

...

‘Teehee it’s okay she’s a doppleganger! You know what they say, everyone has one!  She’s got to be a good person at heart so it’s okay to trust her!’

SERIOUSLY?!

THAT’S WHAT WE’RE GOING WITH?!

I’M A DOPPLEGANGER FAMILIAR?

BULL

FUCKING

SHIT

(side note:  Still feel this explanation even stronger for the ‘Azem knew about us’ theory)

...

i know where this is going o/’ and i don’t like ittttt o/’

AND OF COURSE WE GO STRAIGHT TO THE NUCLEAR OPTION

SIR.

I AM A SIMPLE LITTLE INNOCENT FAMILIAR

PRAY MOVE ALONG NOW

...

*sigh*

Greeeaaaaat.  We’re working out father/son issues it seems.

WHEN YOU ARE SO FUCKING TIRED OF LOOKING UP AT PEOPLE FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHY IS EVERYONE TALL

SIR.

I AM A FAMILIAR.

MOVE ALONG.

PLEASE.

...

-files this nugget away for later-

...

please stop starting shit with your son my guy.  please.  PLEASE.  WE HAVE ENOUGH ON THE PLATE AS IT IS.

we’re just going to stop here, because...OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BOSS MUSIC SOKEN FOR FUCK’S SAKE PLEASE AT LEAST TAKE US OUT TO DINNER OR BUY US A DRINK OR SOMETHING BEFORE YOU JUST SLAM OUT A MOTHERFUCKING ABSOLUTE BANGER OF A BOSS TRACK I’VE BEEN LOSING MY FUCKING MIND EVER SINCE I FIRST HEARD IT JFC JUST INJECT THAT SHIT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS JUST PLEASE ADMIT IT YOU’RE A FUCKING PRIMAL OR SOME NASCENT ELDER GOD BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THERE WAS NO REASON TO GO THAT FUCKING HARD I’M JUST A MERE MORTAL AND SERIOUSLY SQUARE ENIX PLEASE RELEASE THAT TRACK LIKE NOW

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Bruh I'm watching Nightmare of the Wolf... and just uhhh what the fuck is this

Ahh, sorry you're not enjoying it, Vol. :/ The writer definitely made some choices.

More under the cut, because I did say my last thing was the last thing, but Vol, you deserve a decent length response. CW: spoilers.

He's not fielding questions very well on Twitter either. He was asked about the trope of "black man dies first" that he used, and his response was "I had my reasons" and that's it. No attempt to reassure the fanbase that the decision was made sensitively or anything. He's also trying to claim that the story is based on xenophobia and hatred, Tetra was just the spark. So, I had a friend who is not into the witcher at all, watch it.

Their summary was this and I've been thinking about it ever since and realising that I would have thought the same:

The witchers are evil, manipulative, scheming bastards. They go 'round stealing people's kids and they swindle and cheat their way around the Continent. They are only motivated by greed like Vesemir.

They are deliberately cruel to the children and the swamp was clearly a way to cull them. There's no practical reason for them to do this other than "there are too many of us, so let's kill them".

Tetra tries to convince everyone that the witchers are bad, but no one wants to listen because the witchers are needed to clear up monsters.

She finally discovers that they have been scheming with their mages and killing innocent people, so the king agrees they need to go.

Oh, fuck, they've actually gone and executed the Gay Man, wow. That was A Choice.

Oh, shit, did they really use the word pogrom? Like - oh, shit.

Vesemir discovers that the witchers were evil all along and now he needs to do better.

I mean... well, it speaks for itself.

The best thing I can advise, Vol, is try to see it as absolutely separate from the IP you love. The summary above is the summary of a good fantasy movie (excluding the tropes). I would definitely have enjoyed it if it hadn't been intended as a Witcher instalment.

[yakumtsaki]

Welcome, dear readers, to part 1 of the finale to the BackupKingdom2 saga! We’re in our final ambition now, let’s check how Liz’s post-divorce-bloodbath is going..

Oh yes, excellent. Our path to death-achievement-glory has been paved with so many executions that wherever I look I see npcs crying..

..comforting each other..

..and in Agnes' case, coming straight to Liz to.. ask for mercy for the populace I guess?? Bruh. I can't believe we even brought down AGNES, truly this is the saddest kingdom on earth. Amazing job, Liz, you've definitely earned your place in the tyrant hall of fame!

Now a lesser player would be like "oh, maybe we should chill a little on the insane tyrant thing, finish the Pirate/Noble arc cause we've been dragging this war out so the pirates/guildsmen would keep spawning and it should have ended like 20 quests ago" and true, we could just end it, we ran a very effective operation around here, shoutout to MVPs Donius and Bellinda and their 'seductive' legendary traits:

They bedded them and Liz beheaded them, the power of teamwork! So one could say that we should consider raising kingdom morale now because everyone is so depressed but I think, if anything, now is the time to ramp it up and go for some of the other morally questionable achievements! Like Machiavelli said, you should commit all your atrocities at once! What do you think, Liz? Ready to get atrocious?

-OH FUCK YEA, I’M ENRAGED, I DROPPED MY FIDDLE IN THE PIT AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE SERVANT TO GET ME A NEW ONE!! WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME >:(

Aw I’m sorry Liz, but I’m sure you the upcoming suffering of your subjects will cheer you up!

-Ok motherfuckers, by order of the Crown aka ME -you hear that Rae?? ME, NOT YOU. God I want to execute you so bad, fucking ingrate, do you remember what rags you were wearing when I hired you??  

Let’s get this back on track, Liz.

-Right, so by order of the Crown, Magus Olivia and Spymaster Spainot are given COMPLETE LEGAL IMMUNITY to do whatever the fuck they want in the interest of earning achievements, so don’t you people come crying to me cause I don’t give one tiny chinchilla crap about your health and livelihoods. If you need me for something actually important, I'll be at the gates, executing anyone who doesn't like my fiddle playing.

-Oh man, this folksy peasant hat isn’t protecting my ears enough.

-THOUGHT I WOULDN’T HEAR YOUR LITTLE MURMUR, DID YOU  -YOUR MAJESTY NO I ONLY MEANT MY EARS WERE COLD -WELL ALL OF YOUR BODY’S ABOUT TO BE COLD NOW! CONSTABLE, THROW THIS PEASANT IN THE PIT

-Death marker? I hardly know 'er!

So the Constable npc has this little Billy Elliot subplot going, I'm pretty sure he has the 'drunkard' fatal flaw because he was always at the tavern so I had Bellinda try to hire him to perform in one of her plays just to see what would happen and it actually worked, and now he moonlights as an actor! It's cute but it also takes forever for him to come arrest people.

-THEY LOVE ME ❤️😁 -CONSTABLE WHATSYOURNAME, COME OVER HERE AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB OR YOU'RE NEXT FOR THE PIT

-No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, when someone dies😢

In the background you can see that Bellinda just got a pregnancy bump, it’s her lovechild with Donius, I for real can’t keep these two apart. Anyway, the time has come..

..to unleash Magus Olivia onto the populace.

-You know what, I'd rather not, this book is finally getting good and I'm sick of cursing peasants, it doesn't even drop their mood that much..

Oh no, Olivia my beloved, we're not cursing them, we're going for the 'Well Done' achievement!

-NO WAY.

WAY.

-Won't I be executed??

You have immunity! You can do whatever you want!! And, AND, once you complete it, because I know it's tiring, I'll give you a magic skeletal parrot as a gift!! Edward got all the materials for it while treasure-hunting, you'd think I'd let him keep it but that's not the kind of shop I'm running here.

-This is my face of pure, childlike happiness!

Good lord, it’s terrifying, please don’t look at me like that.

-Alright, time to roll down my sleeves so they look more sinister and do this thing.

You can do it, Olivia!

-Of course I can, save your reassurance for the flops that need it.

-I.. cast.. INFERNO!

...

-What?

I mean really, those are the words, "I cast inferno"? Can't you say something with more evil magical flair?

-Not when I have to cast it 80 fucking times I can't.

-IT BURNS, IT BURNSSSSS

Oh how the tables have turned, usually it's the witch that gets burned, huhu! Did you hear that, Olivia? Did you like my joke??

-Oh, it's beautiful!

Well it wasn't one of my best-

-Not you, you needy moron, the sight of burning flesh! I can't wait to do this 79 more times!

Alright, so everyone in the tavern has been turned into a chicken nugget, time to get some rest and check in with Spainot!

-Amazing news, Rodolfo, I just got royal permission to unlawfully lock up and interrogate whoever I want for the achievements!!!

-Darling, no offense, but aren't you a bit too shit at your job for that? -WHAT????

-FUCK YOU RODOLFO YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY SUCCESS -I WISH I WAS JEALOUS OF YOUR SUCCESS, THEN YOU'D BE SUCCESSFUL AND I WOULDN'T BE MARRIED TO A BROKE LOSER

-And then he says the only reason he hasn't dumped me is he doesn't wanna be a rando npc while Batshit Liz is on an execution spree, can you believe this bullshit? How can anyone be so hurtful??

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO NO PLEASE DON'T HAVE THIS CHINCHILLA MAUL ME I'LL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT

-How about you give me some marital advice, are you even listening?! Ugh.

That's right, while Olivia is inferno-ing the peasants, I've sicced Spainot on the nobility, specifically all those foreign diplomats that are always hanging in the reception hall, lagging up the place. We're going for the 100 interrogations achievement and we’ve installed a nice spiky torture chair right in the middle of the hall to save time! Now this is how we keep every stratum of society terrified enough to not realize that the person in charge is.. uh.. well you know:

-DANCE TO MY FIDDLE, PIRATE, DANCE!

-I AM!!!!!

-DANCE MORE ENTHUSIASTICALLY. ALL THE WAY TO THE PIT

After a couple days and several locations I feel we’re pretty close to 80 infernos!

I’d say we’ve burned a good 50-60% of the population at this point, everywhere I look I see singed townies-

-so we take this little barbecue to the palace because we’ve ran out of peasants and it’s time to start burning the foreign dignitaries. And it’s a good thing we do, because Olivia meets Nyrexis the Dragon!!!! 

Nyrexis is the human form of the dragon from a hilar quest where there’s a dragon in the kingdom and you can either befriend it or slay it, I had Bellinda befriend it:

So if you complete the befriend route of the quest, the human form of the dragon appears in town and is in love with whoever did the quest, in this case Bellinda. I am of course not about to waste Dragonfu on Bellinda’s basic ass, plus I feel Olivia is kind of a dragon with all the people she’s been burning so they have a lot in common! 

We dazzle Dragonfu with a coin trick! True magic at work.

-OMG IT WAS BEHIND MY EAR THE WHOLE TIME -I KNOW!

Good God, all of Olivia’s ‘happy’ expressions are terrifying, just don’t smile ever again, you’re too evil for it, you’re gonna scare the dragon away!

Or not!!!!

 AWWWWW 🐲❤️🔮

You know what, fuck it, let’s lock it down, when it’s right it’s right!

-Burn stuff with me forever?? -I WILL!!!!

-We are gathered here today, under threat of fiery death, to join two unholy abominations in holy matrimony. Yes, the irony is not lost on me. 

AW CONGRATS GUYS <3333 The wizard tower is so small and family un-friendly and Olivia is so unmaternal but come on, like I’m not gonna have her reproduce with a fucking dragon.

Back to Spainot, we’ve hit a slight bump, mainly that this Snordwich lord is proving fucking impossible to torture. 

-Um.. Are you enjoying this??? -Sure am, bad boy, but why don’t we take this somewhere more private already?

Wtf, stop sexually harassing the innocent person who’s torturing you! Does no one around here have any sense of humanity anymore??

-Come on, Spainot, throw some flesh-eating rodents at him! -I’M BUILDING UP TO IT, RAE, GAWD. No one likes a back-seat torturer!

-HA, who’s the loser now, Rodolfo? Rodolfo?? RODOLFO

Ya Spai I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m pretty sure he left while you were interrogating, I haven’t seen him in like 3 days.

-WHAT. So Olivia completes one achievement and gets a dragon wife and a magic skeletal bird and I complete three and get dumped?!

Well what do you want from me, I don’t make the rules!

-YES YOU DO

Can we move on, please? And Olivia had a very rough go of it-

-she got burned in some rando quest and looked positively karma-stricken after, inferno-ing left and right while sporting this look! She deserves a magic bird!

Congrats on your success and 4 kids, Olivia! 

-I love this skeleton bird more than I thought it possible to ever love something.

-Gee, thanks mom. 

We had leftover bones so here, Spainot, you get a magic bird too.

-A bone parrot is little comfort when you’ve lost the only bone that matters! Why Rodolfo, whyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Oh I don’t know, probably because you challenged him to duels 3 times a day?

-No, that can’t be it.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but you look like a man who has nothing to live for?

-Yea, I certainly don’t.

So you wouldn’t mind like, jumping into the pit multiple times so you can get the parts we need for the hardest achievement in game aka Legendary Doomsword?

-Rodolfo had one of those too, it was legendary and now that it’s gone I’m doomed!!!

Ok ya ENOUGH metaphors about Rodolfo’s absent penis, although they really are writing themselves. We’ll get him back! If you survive all the pit jumping that is. Join us next time for part 2: Legendary Doomsword!