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Queen Alexandra in 1919.
#queen alexandra#she's smoking!#she was always careful about not being seen 馃毈 in the public#that one story about her persuading the bishop of winchester to have a cigarette with her will never not amuse me
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had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he鈥檚 a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
#she said he鈥檚 going to get sexually confused I said he鈥檚 literally a dog I don鈥檛 think he鈥檚 got anything to be confused about#dkdjdkfkfkf#if I stop posting it鈥檚 cause I got jumped by a chain smoking fifty year old woman who has nothing better to do than call random dogs faggots
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in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open
#she smoked too tough. her swag was too different. her bitch was too bad. they鈥檙e gonna kill her#kaitsart#gif#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire 2022#interview with the vampire fanart#iwtv#claudia de pointe du lac#claudia iwtv#delainey hayles#fun fact i actually finished this yesterday but didnt wanna double post lol#no one point out the eensy weensy mistake i鈥檓 not fixing it 馃様馃様
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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sketchy my artificer durge, lamb
#i think it would be cool if she exudes smoke when angy#digital art#artists on tumblr#oc#digital aritst#original character#bg3#baldurs gate 3#durge#dark urge#dnd character
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Jane Eyre knitting: I was just a baby when you locked Bertha in the attic lol isn't that funny
Rochester so hard he can't see straight: can you sttab me with thuose
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limitations (part 1)
early access + nsfw on patreon
#i feel like it'd be easy to think of laswell as being unreasonable in this moment (surely she could've let price at least see simon right?)#but she's just lost a squadron of men#one of her closest friends has suffered a life-changing injury after almost dying and one of her soldiers is now a volatile smoke monster.#also first time drawing laswell can i get a heyo#captain john price#kate laswell#monster 141 au#giragi art
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heart breaking: beautiful woman comes as a package deal with her son, the most annoying guy u have ever met in ur life
#elita one#bumblebee#b 127#humanformers#transformers one#the mom who keeps complaining about having to be the one who stepped up but will not let anyone else have the stool#transformers#shes smoking away from him#i want them to hang out more sniffles
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bella hadid, cannes 2024
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WHY have i seen so little Bill!Jon art. I thought we as a TMA community collectively agreed that Jon will do stupid things for information (INCLUDING SHAKING A DANGEROUS BEING鈥橲 HAND WHEN HE KNOWS BETTER THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED IN CANON 馃槶)/silly
But anyways!! I got to thinking that if Bill appeared to S2 Jon and offered him information about Gertrude鈥檚 murder Jon would make a deal faster than a used car salesman
#TMA#art#my art#the magnus archives#bill cipher#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#timothy stoker#not!sasha#Tw blood#tw smoking#I鈥檓 unnecessarily enamored with my design for Tim鈥 feel like i got his essence down#Like yeah that鈥檚 Tim all right#Also please note how undetailed Not!Sasha is#Sorry yall she ran out of processing space for complex facial expressions. She WILL look like a cartoon character and that is FINAL#Gravity falls#bill cipher possession
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Day 9: Bones Are Needed (from @stychu-stych's cotltober prompt list)
'crusading for bones' is the least subtle innuendo in existence but give them a break, do you have any idea how hard it is to get time alone once you're a god
#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#narilamb#comic#cw: suggestive#they are 100% about to bone#cotltober#cultober#cotl follower#also puarjul is so tired#she knows goddamn well what they're about to do#she just hoped she was wrong#she's been the lamb's disciple for ages and she perpetually looks like she needs a smoke break
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the way i need to get high with my girlfriend while wearing nothing but her hoodie and i start humping her cock while she pets my hair and calls me a good boy and i eventually give in to it and let her take over and fuck me properly bc im just her dumb little stoned puppy who needs her to take care of me and then we go get burger king i mean. uh. what. who said that.
#and yes she orders for me at restaurants. im her nervous lapdog.#420stoner#boys who do drugs#boys who smoke#ftm stoner#420daily#420life#ftm intox#ftm t4t#smoke weed everyday#420gay#mtf dom#mtf top#ftm sub#ftm bottom#ftm puppy#ftm mutt#bisexual#ftm nsft#stoner posting#trans stoner#stoner nsft#mtf nsft#t4t intox#t4t nsft#t4t puppy#stoner tumblr#queer nsft
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scorched earth.
a comic about a princess who died in a fire.
(this is a sequel to bite of winter, a comic about Snow and what became of her after her death.)
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#cw: blood#cw: beheading#cw:death#cw: gore#cw: burning alive#so nice of ash to have prepared a barbequed buffet ready for snow when she arrives#if it wasn't made clear enough ash did die in that fire#she just did it while taking down as many people as she could in the process. and now shes a smoke monster#and yes. the fire powers do imply she's not quite human. but shes human enough to fall in love and die and thats enough.#im sorry this comic took me so long. i had about a week where i was very depressed and nothing got done.#thank you for your patience#and as always#thank you for reading#comic art#sapphic art#lgbt#horror#somehow not as scary as snow but ash is still fearsome in her own way#stillindigo art#stillindigo comics
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high school mirages
#i haventposted in a while Hi HELLO#i wanted to try a new coloring and lineart style and it was super fun#i think she wouldhave a super messy backpack and smoke in the bathroom#no robots cant smoke . She does it anyways#mirage#ultrakill#mirage ultrakill#art#my art
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She can one shot most adults!
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#ffxiv#albi re'oh#thancred waters#albicred#wolcred#i just wanted to include the cigarette for the flippant vibes but it's funny to think about albi needing a smoke break by first boss#isle of haam was a real time for her#thank god she hadn't started stress smoking during isle of val#my art
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some headcanon stuff a little bit, I'm pretty sure her natural hair is either shaved or veryyyy short but I couldn't imagine she'd do anything without wearing some kind of head covering so I didn't actually depict this at all you'll just have to trust me teehee
#oswalda cobblepot#batman caped crusader#curryart#she looks like someone who owns a Lot of pillows and also struggles with back pain#'but she performs onstage' iunno what to tell you she's a middle aged mother of 2 and uh. don't ask how she's lying on her stomach#the answer is that it's not an ideal arrangement#smoking
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