#she's just smol and restless so i picked her up gently for this and put her back down

[concrete-the-cat]

@secondhand-sonder

Surprise is here!!

her name is sonder (technically dehya-sonder but that's normally too long so everyone just calls her sonder) and she is indeed named after you friendly mutual

she's very friendly and playful and regards the other cats as absolutely nonexistent even if they don't like her for now

she also has a collar with suns and moons on it in what is definitely not a pokemon reference but she doesn't like it right now

:)

[theperksofbeingbarbie]

Smol Medium at Large

Summary: Reader is a witch with a little fortune telling shop that a certain medium finds his way into. The two it hit off and form a partnership. 

WARNINGS: Use of a ouija board; language; general witchy elements??? - It’s no where near Chilling Adventures of Sabrina so if you can handle that you good 

Word Count: 1055

Pairing: Klaus x Female!Reader

A/N: Looking through the planchette to see a spirit is bullshit popularized by the movie Ouija but I really thought it was cute??? Like Ben is so tired of only Klaus seeing him???? And he’s super cute and deserves to be seen???? So yeah. This is just a time filler while I wait to leave work and I had the idea and just went with it. Might do a part two? 

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You jumped when you heard the sound of the bell above the front door. It had been completely dead all day because of the rain, you were shocked to know someone came in. You quickly grabbed a scarf to drape over your shoulders to appear more wise, lighting incense as you walked to the front of your shop. 

“Hi! Sorry, it’s just raining really hard. Can I hide out here for a minute?” a skinny man asked with an apologetic smile. 

You sighed, nodding as you turned back around. “Come on, I’ll make tea.” You lead him through the shop, tying back a curtain to show a small kitchen. 

“Are you a witch?” he asked as he looked at the decor, gasping when a black cat jumped up onto the table next to him. “Can I pick him up?!” 

“Her. Artemis. And yes, go ahead,” you answered, turning to see him gently pick up the cat with another gentle gasp. 

“I’m being careful, Ben,” the man hissed at the air beside him. “I know how to hold a cat. You’re just jealous you can’t pet her.” 

You rolled your eyes as you put the kettle on. Of course the cute weirdo had to be high out of his mind. 

“You never answered,” he pointed out, leaning in the doorway of the kitchen, happily scratching at Artemis’ neck. 

“Hm? Oh, witch, yes.” You nodded, going to the fridge to see if you could find anything to feed this guy with. “I specialize in fortune telling but I dabble in medium work.” You looked back up at the man, he definitely didn’t have any extra money to spend on a reading. “The medium shit is bullshit. But I’m half decent at tarot.” 

“I’m Klaus,” he introduced with a playful smile. “I’m actually a medium, you know? Talk to dead people. When I’m sober, anyway. Unless it’s Bentacles, here. He loves Artemis, by the way. He was always a cat guy.” 

You stood back up to stare at Klaus as he rambled, closing the fridge slowly. “[Y/N],” was all you could manage to say as you considered everything he said. “You’re a medium?” 

Klaus nodded proudly. “I fucking hate it, though!” He laughed, letting go of the cat in his arms when she started getting restless. “Ghosts are dicks. No offense, Ben. Well, full offense, actually. You’re a dick too.” 

“How good are you and ‘Bentacles’ at bullshitting?” 

When the tea was ready you got your main reading table set up with a ouija board, enjoying how amused Klaus was at his matching tattoos. You sat beside Klaus and placed your fingers on the planchette. 

“I don’t think he can touch it,” Klaus admitted, looking to the chair across from him. 

You smirked when you noticed Artemis staring at the empty chair as if there was someone in it. Maybe Klaus wasn’t totally full of shit. “Just try, yeah? It’s just me.” You urged Klaus to join you, nodding when he placed his fingers on the planchette as well. “Are there any spirits here?” you said dramatically as if you were summoning spirits. 

Ben shook his head. “This is stupid, Klaus.” 

“Just try!” 

Ben rolled his eyes, placing his fingers on the piece of wood, fully expecting his fingers to slip through. His and Klaus’ eyes went wide when they hit solid. Ben slowly moved the planchette to ‘yes’. 

“You aren’t shitting me, right, this is really Ben?” you asked Klaus with a wide smile. Ben made a circle with the planchette to get back to ‘yes’. “Holy shit!” You quickly grabbed the planchette, holding the window up to your eye, gasping when you caught sight of Ben. “Holy shit, you’re actually a medium!” 

“What the fuck is happening?!” Klaus asked through your excitement. 

You quickly explained that the window was like a portal to the spirit realm and can bring bad news for the person brave enough to do it, but you trusted Ben. 

“Are you sure it was Ben?” 

“Asian, nice hair, dressed like a depressed emo kid?” 

“Holy fuck you saw Ben!” 

“She can fucking see me!” 

In that moment you all forgot about the storm that had long passed. You all were preoccupied with the shared experience of not being alone. You offered Klaus a job that day. Any reading he did, he got all the money. 

You, Klaus, and Ben became fast friends. You kept a planchette on a necklace so you could see Ben, feeling bad just talking into the air instead of attempting to make eye contact. Ben would always tell Klaus not to fuck things up with you, and Klaus was determined not to. 

Klaus had been your partner in the shop for six months, and you noticed he was even trying to get clean. There were slip ups, but he was making the effort. It was always worth it to see your smile when he told you how many days he had under his belt. Even if it was just one, you were always proud. 

“Why don’t you just move in?” you suggested as you made dinner. It was one of the nights where readings ran late and you really didn’t want Klaus to leave just yet. 

“What?” he asked, glancing at the counter behind you, clearly looking at Ben. 

“Move in. I kinda like having you and Ben around. Artemis is obsessed with both of you. Then I don’t have to worry about you getting ambitious and booking an early appointment and I don’t know where you are.” 

“It’s only a one bedroom, though,” Klaus pointed out, still looking between you and the ghost behind you. 

“Yeah, well...” 

“Dude,” Ben whispered. “I told you she liked you!” 

“You don’t have to, if you’re not comfortable, I know I kinda skipped some steps...” You gasped when Klaus closed the distance between you, his lips crashing into yours as he cupped your cheeks. You melted into the kiss, placing your hand on his chest to keep him there for a moment. 

“Yes,” Klaus answered when he was forced to pull away to catch his breath. “God, yes.” 

You grinned, wrapping your arms around his neck to pull him in for another kiss. 

“I’m leaving before you scar both Artemis and me,” Ben groaned, earning a middle finger from his brother. 

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