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"So... what do you think would happen if we lined the Colonel's apartment with individual cups of water to the point he cannot step anywhere without knocking them all over?"
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"....." The poor fox woman was snickering hard. She honestly didn't know how to reply for a few moments because she was trying so hard not to laugh, covering her mouth with her hands a little bit. When she finally recovered enough to talk, she stared Fuery right in the eyes, her lips pulled up in a shit-eating grin.
"Well, for one thing, he'd probably take his first minute to wonder who the hell had done it." She grinned at her co-conspirator ever-wider, looking more amused than she had in a while, sapphire eyes gleaming with the moment's hilarity. "And then he'd probably look over his apartment, devoid of any and all amusement. He would never be able to recover. Maybe he'd even scowl a little bit." The image of Roy in her head was worth a thousand scowls from him. And she lost it again, putting her arms over her stomach as she laughed hard. She couldn't contain her mirth this time, which was evident in how she ultimately doubled over.
"Oh my God, he'd be so mad. And probably really impressed with someone taking the time to actually pull this prank off." She was smiling now, a wide one, and absolutely enjoying the thought of maybe actually putting this prank into the works. Oh, it would be absolutely hilarious to see Roy flabbergasted over not being able to exit his home without making a huge mess.
"But it would work even better if we left his room untouched. That way he's not expecting it when he opens the bedroom door to find his hallway covered so that he can't leave the room. At all." Even if that meant they'd have to clean up when Roy inevitably decided to just knock everything over so he could leave his apartment for the day.
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