#she's got to get some UFOs for the league lmao that would solve all our travel problems

[female-buckets]

Okay, so, full disclosure:

Yes, I'm a WNBA geek 🏀

But I'm also a climate science geek 📈

And last month I watched an interview with a UFO whistleblower so now I'm a UFO geek 🛸

I've spent a lot of time wondering what the WNBA will look like in the future. How will our beloved players travel to games? I want them to be comfortable! I want a WNBA team in every major city! I want the league to last long enough for someone to break Diana's record!

Unfortunately it seems like these are going to be very tall orders for the future to deliver on. The future of airplanes and jet fuel is bleak. Transporting teams via train is something the players will absolutely hate. And we don't even have high speed rail in the US.

But! Apparently our intelligence community has a ton of UFO technology that they're hiding. They're working with defense contractors to reverse engineer these things for war games or profiteering or something dumb like that. And that is so stupid! That's not what UFOs are for! They're for transporting basketball teams to games! That's what that technology should be used for. It should be used for athletes and musicians going on tour. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk 🛸🛸🛸