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Now, you can't mess with her man! Or her ship! Or her kids! Or her crew!
#You heard me#I warned you#she's gonna hunt you down#seriously don't mess with them#star trek voyager#janeway x chakotay#chakotay x janeway#star trek prodigy
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sorry Mystra he’s not your wizard anymore
#my art#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 gale#gale of waterdeep#bg3 mystra#always thought she was blonde…#also yeah outfit change oh well#sorry mother of all magic but you told him to die so now I’m gonna hunt you down for sport#this is like the one thing I make sure to do every time I make it to act 3#baldur’s gate 3
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The pain of not ruining your friend's first playthrough
#mentioned that she didnt *need* to be nice to monsters#she could play how she wanted#and she nearly - no shit - started geno by hunting down monsters in the ruins#love you A but what the fuck please spare literally anything#my art#undertale#the silent shock when she started murdering *everything*#we knew toriel was gonna die very early on lmao
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IDEA every main character in hss (main friend group, all stars, villains) has had a crush on ryanne. It's like a right of passage
#ryanne hunt#kind of in line with every character being so down to date#this idea is very funny to me#and ryanne has zero idea of course#you need to hit that girl over the head with a bouquet#and even then shes like “oh these are beautiful whoever you ask out is gonna love them :)”
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red team are FULLY going feral im so here for it, cellbit vouching for cannibalism and getting excited, baghera wanting to build a dirt shack and everyone wanting to crawl into a cave and chase people through the woods
#qsmp#qsmp liveblogging#end of the event the other two teams are gonna have interpersonal conflicts to worry about#meanwhile red are having trouble being reintroduced to their own society because they went completely rabid#if they do get all the eggs back chayanne and tallulah watching their dad burrow even further into the wall and snarl and hiss at people as#they approach#missa's avoiding own home at first not just for fear of being a burden on his husband and family now but bc he hasnt had his rabies shot#cellbit gets EVEN WORSE somehow and roier dives down the rabbit hole with him not because purgatory made him feral but bc it made him#bloodthirsty and he loves his husband ESPECIALLY at his worst#leo gets back and doesnt notice a change at first bc her dad always barks at ppl and wants to hunt bbh for sport but the eating ppl is new.#if pomme finds out her mother nearly gave up on saving her shes distraught until she sees the state of baghera#living in a dirt shack and eating human flesh#charlie gets back to eggxile with a new craving for human flesh and a new distrust for codeflippa bc hes said it out loud now and knows in#his heart its not her but how can he let go when he has nothing but her and the other cannibal freaks he trauma bonded with in purgatory#jaiden would be more upset about cellbit killing fed workers but by the end of the 2 weeks she gets him a little now. shed never turn on th#federation ofc but she gets it a little bit.#and differences aside green and red have all bonded now over a shared murderous rage towards bbh lmao#pac is afraid not only of cellbit but all of red now. too afraid to leave the lab.#you get the jist its 2am im going to bed lmao#(lying)#qsmp spoilers
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in boring adult annoyances, i recently converted my checking account to a different type of checking account with the same credit union. i've done this a couple times over the years cuz it's the same checking account my dad helped me set up when i was 13 and this CU is still my primary financial institution. asked the banker
"will my account number remain the same?"
"yes, we're just converting it to a different type of the same account!"
"so my direct deposit and autopays won't be impacted?"
"correct!"
"and i can still use the same debit card i've been using for the last ~6 years!"
"absolutely!"
"great, let's do it."
fast forward to this week, when three of my autopay bills bounced, my debit card isn't working, and a closer look at my account number shows a 1-digit change at the end. go back to the same branch like "hey no offense but what the fuck??"
different banker takes a look at my accounts, makes a Face, and politely casually asks "so where did you go to make the switch? :)"
"here, this branch. that person over there was actually the one who helped me."
The Face intensifies. ".....Ah. I See. well, it looks like the way the changes were made may have Disrupted some things. you're gonna need a new debit card, etc, i'll get that printed for you ASAP."
[5 minutes later the banker who fucked up the first transaction sheepishly approaches me to hand over my new debit card & apologize profusely.]
#SIXTEEN YEARS OF AUTOPAYS & DIRECT DEPOSITS & STATEMENTS & SAVED PAYMENT PROFILES DOWN THE FUUUUUUCKING DRAIN#BC INSTEAD OF JUST SWITCHING THE SUBTYPE OF MY EXISTING ACCOUNT SHE FUCKING CLOSED IT OPENED A NEW ONE & JUST MOVED THE MONEY OVER#LIKE I'VE DONE HER JOB I KNOW HOW EASY IT IS TO MAKE MISTAKES LIKE THAT BUT GOOOOOODDDDDD WHAT A FUCKING PAIN#THIS STUPID ERROR HAS BROKEN. SO MUCH OF MY LIFE IN ONE FELL SWOOP#GIRL I'M NOT GONNA COMPLAIN TO YOUR MANAGER OR ANYTHING BUT I *AM* FANTASIZING ABOUT HUNTING YOU FOR SPORT#between this and a different banker at the same branch taking 2+ weeks to get back to me with a shit tier auto loan quote#the service here has rly gone to piss lately#like thanks but i bought my car last week & financed thru the dealership for 4.3% APR less than you quoted cuz you ghosted me#shit chat#ctxt#charlie vs money
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ok here's the thing mayrine is far far too proud and stubborn to just be a mistress and just wants to be with alistair so she'd just want to remain a warden with him. AND THEN WE GET TO INQUISITION. AND THEN WE GET TO INQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!!!
#poke things#oc mayrine#i haven't even finished dao but if i make a dai file where the inquisitor leaves alistair. oh my goddd they're going to get their ass beat#no way in hell mayrine is just gonna stand by and accept it. nuh uh#she will be hunting the inquisitor down. that is a promise#something something mayrine and alistair both finally finding a sense of freedom/independence/autonomy in the wardens#and mayrine not wanting to force alistair back into a position of being shackled to a specific responsibility/purpose he didn't want#and separating them in the process. aaouuughghhh#i'm normal. I'M NORMAL!!!#if you read all this hi thank you i love you#idk how many da followers i have so this might just be the ramblings of a crazed person to like 99% of you guys. oh well!
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@cc-naruto-s-rank-shinobi // Continued from [X]
Ino had barely finished up her latest shift at the flower shop before she'd even noticed Shikamaru approach. Normally there wouldn't have been any issues with bumping into each other, considering they've been in each other's lives for as long as they've been, but this? This wasn't normal. He kissed her... near her ear. And then he ran away? He. Ran. Away?
"Shikamaru! What the hell was that? If you're gonna kiss me, at least do it right, you coward!" Ino called out after him, obviously irritated. Who did he think he was? A measly kiss near her ear? Did he NOT know she had wanted more than that? That she deserved more? Nope. He wasn't going to get away with it. For now, she'd allow him a little head start, but oh... when she caught him, she'd show him exactly how he was supposed to do it!
#cc-naruto-s-rank-shinobi#“Minds are like flowers; they open only when the time is right.” [//Muse: Ino Yamanaka]#“Loving you feels like coming home to the one person who truly understands my heart.” [//ShikaIno]#[[//Ino's mad she didn't get a better kiss. lol.]]#[[//If Shikamaru's gonna be that big of a coward Ino will hunt him down and teach him how to do it right!]]
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ENIES LOBBY TIME!!!
Sanji's face here.... he Knows he is going to fuck him up
THAT IS SANJI??? 😨
Holding them in my hands again....
Sanji struck a nerve there akdjaoajkq
Increible trio btw.... look at the evidence
............ me next please 🙏🏻
That is love right there I can see it
What if we all killed ourselves (except usopp is telling her the opposite ajahkdhsakjd)
I need sanji to go insane like this more often.... after the timeskip it doesn't happen as much and I love to see him suffering
This is so funny.... there is no denying to her face card
"It's not like she actually wants to die" well yes she does, but no because you know she doesn't really. It is in a quantum state right now
Luffy is such a menace akdhaksjkaak
TELL EM!!!! THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!
Look at franky worrying about robin.... do not fret luffy is coming and he will NOT lose!!!!!
This is zoro remarking how usopps fear of being left behind makes no sense.... this is so good.....
This is so endearing but it also breaks my heart....
Who is that sultry binch... (I don't recall this attack AT ALL and i'm sure we never see it again)
They botched his bbl.... 😔😔😔
Luffy's face here... he was convinced she wanted to go with them but was compelled to do otherwise but no.... he thought wrong and he can't fight to her.... I've just been staring at this page for minutes like damn.
Nevermind.... this is something your mother would say "you want to die??? Just wash the dishes and you can do whatever you want later"
"If you wanna die, or whatever...." this is so good like he knows what he is doing.... he Knows.... look at her face. After knowing how luffy and ace were as kids this just makes more sense (oda didn't think about this i'm sure but damn does it fit) also the slight manipulation.... look at all of us we're already here and look how we all miss you already... you know that post about luffy being selfish but his selfishness is jusg kindness to others... yesh
Thinking about robin's cinderella lifestyle.... why did her mother leave her with that aunt and why didn't some archeologist take her in?? Because she doesn't complain about anything just like she doesn't respond when that mother accused her of hitting her child without reason... that's so fucked
Alright this is funny (and also true)... I'm sorry fellow women....
*Justin Bieber voice* I like your laugh... dereishi shishishi
SHE'S GONNA ASK HER MOM TO TAKE HER TO THE SEA WITH HER??? LIKE SHE DOES AFTER WITH LUFFY??? MY GOD!!! I just bursted into tears like I got punched in the nose I can't keep going ajdhakajk
I lied i can keep going... but head in my hands over this....
Find out how my emotional stability survives this arc in ennies lobby part 2. coming soon
#franky calling sanji brother eyebrows is too good akdbsksnsk also ily franky#captain t bone.... he got killed tecently.... i forgot who he was until now but he actually cared thats so fucked up.... cross guild come o#sanji going against cp9 by himself.... i shant say it... SLAY!!!! also the cook being mad about being pretty cause he has no individuality.#lucci talking about a little girl being born wrong and needing to die for it TO SANJI!!! OOF!!!#the frog stopped rocketman bc he thought they kidnapped kokoro just like they took tom 😭😭😭 this fucking frog always gets me#chapter 377 and franky is in the headline with the strawhats ❤️❤️ they recruit TWO thirty year olds in enies lobby ajdhaksjks#franky biting spandex head.... yeah... and he should do it more why did he stop biting heads... he got domesticated#luffy is such a menace here like damn.... he is charging thru EVERYTHING!! GET THEM BOY!!!!#also franky is so important in giving robin hope here... like she sees him fighting back no matter what and i KNOW that inspires her...#i am going to say it hina fullbody and jango have a challengers thing going on but without hina being involved physically iykwim#when in action panels the ink just becomes lines... OOF!!! CHEFS KISS!!! MWAH MWAH#completely forgot gear 2 used the shave technique.... thats so cool..... also iron body must be haki then... and finger pistol#i dont think i can do this... after this ends we got thriller bark and then marineford starts building up...#i can endure water 7 sad moments bc everything ends up well in the end but what am i gonna do with marineford.... my god#also dr clover and dr hyruluk and crocus all have smilar plant based hair designs is that bc they are doctors or just coincidence#also robins father is dead and for sure another archeologist or similar.... thats inch resting....#which also like damn olvia and dragon had to make the same choices with their children i am sure. thats so fucked. dragon backstory when#clover knew the name of the fallen kingdom (robonosuke lore??) and also olvia knew some important information the gov didnt know... ���️✍️✍️#SAKAZUKI SHOT THE EVACUATION SHIP???? HELLO??? I DIDNT REMEMBER IT WAS HIM!! (also olvia knew where saul was)#kuzan is sick in the head... he can't bring himsef to kill child robin but he will kill her as an adult... also his beef with akainu is OLD#like no wonder she was terrified when she saw him again. he said live like a recluse or i will end you and she fucking did. THE bogeyman#there are comments saying they hate akainu and he has just appeared 😭😭 JUST FUCKING WAIT#you guys think when luffy realised robin's enemy was the world gov he also realised it was sabo's enemy too.... bc as a child he didn't kno#also pluton was made as a countermeasure for the weapon robin could reactivate... could that be the one that was used in lulusia??#bc i thought that weapon was pluton but if pluton is just blueprints.... this makes more sense... which could also mean the ancient weapons#are a countermeasure for weapons the government already has. and thats why they're hunting them down. to have no opposition#so there must be two sides of the ancient weapons bc they call pluton that but also the unnamed one that robin could activate#so is pluton a countermeasure to uranus (the one used in lulusia i think) but neptune? trios dont make sene but a trio and their opposite d#reading one piece#enies lobby
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They left her to rot.
That was their first mistake.
#I bet you the next arc is gonna be about Peach finally escaping from the castle’s ruin and going on a vengeful rampage…as she does :D#This woman will HUNT DOWN SMG4!!!!#She’ll be mad at him for starting this whole thing wih buying the keyboard…#But I think she’ll be mad at everyone for leaving her behind and not helping her!#Anyway YES!!! SMG4 fandom come chow!!#SMG4#smg4 fanart#SMG4 art#smg4 its gotta be perfect#SMG4 Peach#Princess Peach
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Like just single dad space cowboy Lance au, that keeps rotating in my head, absolute bullshit but just know it is inspired by Smokin Joe Rudeboy by Tom Cardy
#It is such a funny au (to me) nothing makes sense#Basically it starts with s2 Shiro survives Zarkon dies but Black Lion is also VERY damaged=>#This leads to the war to be in bit of a standstill for few years=>#Keith still does his whole went with BoM missions thing =>#At some point with more years later there is a major fight that breaks up the team =>#Lance runs away and gets stuck in what is essentially the Mid Western Cowboy theme part of the universe =>#(It is a very big part of the universe btw) =>#He lives a few more years as an outlaw travelling from one yeehaw planet to another yeehaw planet =>#And then meets this very feral 11 year old who is on a hunt to fight her shitty ass dead beat dad=>#Lance who hasnt seen any of his friends or family in years is like 'is anyone gonna adopt this child?' and didnt wait for an answer =>#But yeah this girl is familiar and Hang On!! =>#Yeah so her dead beat dad turns out to be Keith. Now she cld be a clone (makes more sense) or result of a one night stand (funnier) =>#But point is she really wants to fucking fight him and Lance is like 'ok how about you just tell him to fuck off instead?' =>#Also Kuron is there. Lance found him and Kuron was like 'Lance you found me! It has been years dont you remember i am Shiro!!'#And Lance who has been ghosting Shiro for years is like 'no you are not?' clone revealations. Not fun. Anyway the au isnt even about that#It is about Keith's pre teen daughter who wants to kick his ass and Lance who is like please calm down kid and Kuron who is just so confuse#and they are all cowboys#lance mcclain#lance voltron#lance serrano#takashi shirogane#keith kogane#keith voltron#kuron#voltron kuron#voltron#voltron legendary defender#empty thoughts
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The showrunners of satc could have been too old to play "that game" but carrie bradshaw definitely wasn't. She would have one hundred percent being gay in my opinion, argue with the wall. Carrie is extremely curious and fun! She has an adoration for women and their minds! In a perfect world she would have stayed in sean's party during ep 4 of s 3
#i think pretty much all the ladies could be queer#but if i were to choose who would have left the party after being kissed by a woman it would be miranda amd charlotte#charlotte for obvious reasons#and miranda because she's so fucking uptight and cynical. she would have made the comment about being to old to experiment sexually#but not carrie god damn it#i'm telling you#it would have been the last piece of the puzzle she had been looking for the past years writing the column#i feel like her character is so shaped to be the opposite of what the generation of the 90s were raised to be#and constantly trying to push those limits#that letting her being a littlw gay would be just natural#I HATE THESE SHOWRUNNERS IM GONNA HUNT THEM DOWN FOR SPORT#sex and the city#carrie bradshaw
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Tuvok is a friend. Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine...
#and shes watching him with those eyes...and shes lovin him with that body I just know it...#and hes holding her in his arms late late at night...#oh I wish that I had TUVOK'S GIRL!!!!!!!#Anyway. Janeway play flirting + finding T'Pel cute is funny to me#bc T'Pel either doesn't notice or doesn't care enough to address it#Janeway/T'Pel#star trek lesbians#st voyager art#st voyager#Janeway pulls out T'Pel's chair for her and Mark is like 'and what am I chopped liver???'#Tuvok: You seem cold. / T'Pel: A bit. / Janeway: -drapes her coat over her shoulders- ~#T'Pel: (unphased) thank you. / Janeway: Think nothing of it <3 / Tuvok: =_= ...............#Janeway seems like she'd say old man things like 'that's a fine woman you've got there' idk how to describe it#Janeway would say that things benefit from 'a woman's touch' but never about herself. She is never the woman in such a scenario.#people are going to hunt T'Pel down for sport#Janeway is a guy who comments just a LITTLE too often about your poor wife#she's not gonna do anything but like.............#bea art tag#doodle page#Janeway art#Janeway#T'Pel#T'Pel art#sometimes a ship is about something that's maybe not even a real crush and definitely not reciprocated
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every so often i have to really wonder about the people who watch me talk about how badly i want someone to let me hurt them and fantasize about murdering imaginary characters i like and somehow assumes i'm a sub primarily and wants to be killed and chased and not, like, do the killing and chasing
#red rambles#theres a specific exchange i keep thinking of but it happens a surprising amount#i guess it's good that no one's looking at me and assuming i'm going to be a serial killer in the future any more#like im never going to forget that one girl who thought we were friends in high school telling me as i signed her yearbook#that if she heard about a serial killer on tv she was gonna immediately assume it was me. as though it was a cute jokey#thing to say and i was supposed to think it was flattering ??????#but this one's annoying too. no i dont want your blorbo to come hunt me down and put a hole in me unless i get to do them at the same time#if i'm writing texaid it's because i want to be tex not aid. if i'm writing mm/ds it's because i want to be motormaster and not drag strip#in real life i will play along with other people's fantasies sure. that's not the same thing as having it be My Thing#if you've never played along with a partner while banging them because you don't mind and they clearly like it idk what your deal is#but mine is just that i'm not as picky as i look and i can roll with most things#that doesn't mean that idk hypno is my kink or whatever just bc i dont mind if my fuckbuddy wants to put on hypno shit in the background#like get off my dick. and stop making assumptions#ill tell you who i am if you listen and if you aren't putting it together you're not going to get it. that's all#lemon
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*places this here*
I drew this while listening to nichijou funny moments
Trying to get used to drawing her (I can’t draw 2 eyes normally bare with me please)
#dont claim them as your i will hunt you down 😀#my art 🫵#doodles🍀#megaman insert 📑#she’s so silly#she swears if Proto-man wakes her up again she’s gonna toss him down the stairs#nichijou my beloved#messenger woman 🦀
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when people realize they don't have to starve themselves to lose weight is when we will know peace
#and don't rb this with some shit like 'you don't need to lose weight at all' cause I'll hunt you down#anyways this is about my coworker who thinks if she eats some biscuits for lunch#boiled eggs for dinner it's gonna help her in the long run#it's hard to watch honestly like girl you are literally dumb as fuck#pine rambles#tw weightloss#tw diet
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