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batemanofficial · 27 days ago

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owning a great pyrenees is like having a toddler who gets extremely upset when they have a nightmare and demands to sleep in your bed but the toddler weighs 140 pounds and smells bad and leaves hair all over everything

#speak friend and enter #i love stella more than anything in the whole world but i need her to learn that this bed ain't big enough for the both of us #she's currently sitting outside my door whining like a dejected dickensian orphan who spilled the last of her porridge #she wants me to go outside and sit in the grass with her. it is 2am and below freezing so i cannot stress how much i will not be doing that

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