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windup-dragoon · 3 months ago
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WEEKLY KIRI UPDATE: SHE'S F*CKING GORGEOUS !!!!!!!!
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taasgirl · 1 year ago
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tasteful / jude bellingham pt 5.
summary: england camp is over, and y/n + jude arrive back in spain!
read part four! here
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liked by jackgrealish, ynusername, ellieroebuck, and 152, 943 others england Yes, we're all sad that camp is coming to an end, but here are some of our favourite memories from the past week!
user62112 The genes in England run strong
user79233 Toooooooneyyyyyyy
user92574 TRENT AND JUDE HASHQOWDJPLSI
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liked by sancho, lucystaniforth, judebeliingham, and 21, 856 others ynusername camp may be over, but silly bukayo isn't.
bukayosaka HEYYYY THATS ME
bukayosaka sanch and i look so cute awww
lucybronze Trip to Spain?
ynusername yessssss lets!
pedri Finally 😆
view keirawalsh's story
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liked by lucybronze, marcterstegen, gavi, and 437, 723 others barcelona How life feels when Lucy Bronze, Keira Walsh, and Y/N L/N are finally back with Barcelona. Congratulations to Y/N L/N for her awards - Best Player, and Best Performance. Welcome back girls!
ynusername 🫶
user42102 i'm still so curious about why y/n was crying at the awards night????
user82013 right?? like i know its not our business, but i need to know
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liked by judebellingham, pedri, carolinegh, and 43, 554 others ynusername barcelona babyyyyy
pedri Favourite
ellatoone What a hottie
jackgrealish I know a certain someone who is giggling and blushing at this post
user65123 WHO THE FUKCKCKKCKC
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liked by ynusername, jkounde, barcelona, and 33, 726 others ferrantorres The best things recently
gavi i'm gonna kill you
ynusername LMFAOOOOOOO
user00373 now what is y/n and ferran doing at a concert together?
ynusername maybe listening to music idk user62184 BYEEEEEE
ynusername someone look at me the way pedri looks at ferran
user49273 SHE'S SO REAL
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Let me know if you like this story, and want to be tagged in the next part! Suggestions are also open, so let me know what other things you wanna see!
@notleclerc @fashphotolife @bibissparkles @hummusxx @alwaysclassyeagle @rikirikiloml @loverkerr @xjval
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sloppysequinz · 6 months ago
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Baby's First House Party - Epilogue
The raunchy ending you've been waiting for. I think this one can be read independently, but if you'd like to catch up: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4
Some time later--maybe an hour? It's hard to tell--you're sitting on an unfamiliar couch in a room you don't recognize. You're leaned back against the cushions, body loose and numb and heavy. The beautiful girl you met at the party is straddling your lap. There's a cute little pink bong in her hand, smaller than the one at the party.
"Open your mouth and get ready to breathe in, sweetie." She tells you. You obey. She lights the bowl and inhales, then leans forward to press her mouth into yours, exhaling the smoke directly into your lungs. You breathe it in greedily. She keeps her mouth against yours so you don't exhale, pressing her tongue into your mouth, pressing her soft body into you. You groan in pleasure. She leans back, smiling.
"You're doing such a good job, sweetie. You deserve a reward~" she teases. She reaches for her chest and jiggles her tits gently. "How about these?"
"hu-bu...whu??" is all you manage to say. She laughs and pulls her neckline down, letting them free. You're not sure if the drool is from how drunk and high you are or just from the sheer sight of them.
"C'mon, you've been staring at them all night," she coos, pressing them together tantalizingly. "Don't tell me you don't want a taste!"
She leans forward and presses her nipple into your drunken, slack mouth. You pause in disbelief and then scramble to catch up, licking and sucking clumsily but eagerly. You've never been in this situation before, but you're not about to let it pass you by.
"Look at you, licking like an eager little puppy." She teases you again. You can't refute her. You've let this woman make you her dog, and you like it. She pulls away for a moment, and you whine. She laughs. "Don't worry, puppy. I'm just getting you a treat." She leans back and grabs the bottle of vodka off the coffee table. She presses her breast into your mouth again and you resume eagerly sucking as she unscrews the bottle.
"C'mon, puppy, open up~" she reaches her fingers into your mouth and opens it wider. Then she slowly pours vodka over her nipple and into your mouth. It's bitter and it burns, but you can't stop licking and lapping at her breast. "Eager little thing, good job." The praise makes you whine again. Your hips buck involuntarily into hers and she smiles indulgently. She pulls the bottle up after she thinks you've had enough and leans back, letting you breathe. You stare into her eyes, panting and dizzy.
"Doezsh...dish habben afta ebery party?" You ask. It seems insane that would be the case but you don't know, it's your first time. She smirks.
"No, baby, you're special." She replies.
"I'm babyyyyy~" you slur gleefully. She ruffles her hair and rocks her hips into yours, making you whine.
"Yes, you're baby. Now be a good puppy and give the other one some attention." She raises the vodka bottle to her other nipple and you obediently begin lapping and sucking, desperate for more of her tit in your mouth and swallowing as much vodka as you can. You want to impress her. As you suck and drink, she begins rocking into you rhythmically and continues talking.
"I saw you and I knew you were special. You were like a deer in the headlights, but you wanted that booze so bad. You listened so good too. You didn't even need me to corrupt you, you just needed to be shown what you are." She stops pouring again and leans back, but you follow her with your mouth until she leans too far back and you cant sit up any further and you collapse back on the sofa, too fucked up to move.
"Whaddami?" you try and ask.
"What are you? A cute little party slut like me." she replies. She grabs the bong again and presses it to your mouth. You breathe in obediently and she smiles. After you exhale, she makes you an offer.
"How about this, baby. I know you're new to this, but I think you like it, yeh?"
"Yeh I fuggin looooove it." You nod eagerly, making the room spin more. She tugs on your hair to make you to stop, forcing your hazy drunk eyes to stare into hers.
"If you promise to listen to me, to do everything I say, then it can be like this all the time, ok?"
"Yesz, yez yez" you respond, tripping over your words. You are in her thrall and you don't want to leave. Being sober, going to school...what does that matter when there's a topless woman in your lap feeding you bong hits and vodka and promising you more and more?
She smiles and runs a hand under your shirt, making you shiver and moan. "You'll have to give up a lot of other things in your life for this, puppy." She slips her hands into your pants and you groan. "The price of hedonism is...respectability, long term goals...a lot of things."
"I dondz caaaaare" you moan, bucking into her touch. "Don care. I juz wanna feel like dis. I promish I wannit...wanna...wan booze and weed and mooooore..."
She grins and sits up, looking down at her new toy. "I knew I picked right." she croons. She flicks the lighter again.
"Get ready to breathe in, sweetie. There's a long night ahead. "
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sirenlulls · 1 year ago
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feels like ➞ e. hewson
pairing — elijah hewson x fem!reader (gracie abrams fc)
fic type — social media au
met you at the right time. this is what it feels like!
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yourusername hello dublin!! i missed u angels sm 🫶 the last time i played a home show it was to a crowd of 200 at most & while i’ll always be grateful for those intimate shows and the family we built, i am so so so grateful and excited to play a sold out 3arena tomorrow with some very special guests ;) see you soon 💋
user SPECIAL GUESTS???? she’s definitely bringing inhaler out for a song or something
user no because didn’t she say on an ig live a few months ago that she helped eli write perfect storm…
user STOP ID CRY
joshjenkinson_ LFG!!!! 🤍🤍
user WHAT DO YOU KNOW JOSHUA.
evehewson beautiful beautiful girl 🫶
yourusername i love u to the moon and back by gorgeous eve ☹️💗
jordanjoyhewson ⭐️girl!! So excited for you x
user her friendship with eli’s sisters is so special to me
user im so excited i’ve been looking forward to this for months 😭😭
oliviarodrigo sososoooooooo proud of u baby 🥹
yourusername UGH!! my liv my life i love u too much
user you’ve grown so much in the past year im inconsolable
bobbyskeetz they were lovely leaves
yourusername getting the snow angel practice in early x
ynhq getting our bows ready!!
elijahhewson you betrayed me with that picture 💔
yourusername the job of a girlfriend is to humble, i’m sorry babe xx
phoebebridgers 🖤🖤🖤
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ryanmcmahon_15 just updated their story!
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yourusername thank u thank u thank u all for giving me the perfect end to an already perfect tour… speaking of perfect things…. thank u to my angels inhalerdublin for joining me onstage for an encore. i love u guys so much & performing with u was a gift in and of itself 🫶 i’ll miss performing live but i’m so happy to be able to settle down for a while with those close to me. i love u all so so so much. thank u for supporting me 💗💗💗
user do you understand how many lives were impacted by this show.
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yourusername i was looking at josh when he typed this guys just fyi
ryanmcmahon_15 i, too, ❤️ inhaler!
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yourusername love u sm ☹️💋
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katiegavs can i get a kiss… pls
yourusername anything for u 💋💋
user post concert depression has already started to kick in
user u and eli sharing a mic for the perfect storm chorus had me 🥹🥹🥹🥹 IM UNWELL
stellajones IT GIRLLLLLL
gallagher_anais don’t mind me, just sobbing in my little corner 🥺🫶💗
yourusername ani babyyyyy i love u sm ☹️☹️
yourusername updated their story!
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yourusername a special thank u to this loser who means the world 2 me. don’t know why u decided to eat that paper but… i still love u forever and ever and ever and ever and… ever!!!
user omg the last pic in dying did they grow up together???
yourusername we went to the same playschool!! went to different primary & secondaries tho 💔
user THATS SO CUTE WTF
elijahhewson you love posting bad pics of me
yourusername you’re a leo you’ll be fine
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yourusername ILY BITCHHHHHHH
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chappellroan IM CRYINGGGG YOU GUYS ARE THE CUTEST EVER
laufey 🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞
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rekino2114 · 4 days ago
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Request: Virginia Arnoldson and Sophie Walten walk into bedroom to see S/O cuddle big plushie version of themselves becuase S/O miss them being away
Thanks for writing fandom since I barely see them being written, you're the best. Hope you having good day!
Virginia Arnoldson and Sophie walten seeing you cuddling a plushie of them
A/n:Thank you for requesting hope you have a great day too, I'm glad you like that I write for analog horror, I was unsure if people would like it but I'm glad you do
Virginia Arnoldson
Random fun fact: I actually did consider getting the Virginia plushie a few months ago but couldn't
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You'll hear the biggest gasp ever when she sees you in bed with her plushie
She's jealous of both you and the plushie somehow, she thinks she's the only one who's allowed to cuddle with you, but on the other hand she does think the plushie of her looks adorable and wants to hug it too
You resolve the situation by making a plushie of you too and giving it to Virginia so you can cuddle together with the plushies
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"I'm back, babyyyyy! *gaaaaaaaaspppp* w-what are you doing?"
"Oh, sorry Virginia, I missed you, and I...uhn had this plushie"
She takes the plush from you and glares at it while pouting
"How dare you cuddle my partner you......you adorable and cute mini me"
"......are you jealous of the plushie or me?"
"I-I dunno it looks adorable where did you find it?"
"I actually made it myself, to have a memento of you even when you're gone"
"Awwwwww that's the cutest thing ever,...Uhm can I.....ask for something?"
"Sure what?"
"Can you make a plushie of yourself...so I can cuddle you too when you're not with me"
You giggle and kiss her cheek
"Sure thing, my oreo cookie, I'll get started on it right now"
"Yay thanks you're the best"
Sophie walten
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She's embarrassed to say the least
She's a bit weirded out by it at first, but after she sees how cute the plushie is and how much you missed her, she accepts it
Shopie is still a bit jealous of the plush, though. She's just too embarrassed to ever admit it. when she let that show for a little bit, Jenny could not stop teasing her
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"Hm? What are you doing y/n?"
"O-oh Sophie, sorry I......I just missed you a lot and-"
"Is that a plushie of me?"
"......Y-yeah sorry again I-"
"N-no, it's fine......it's actually kinda cute, I guess, and really well done"
"Oh thanks a lot"
"It's nothing........but can you cuddle just me from now on?"
"Are you.......jealous?"
"O-of course not.......it's just kinda weird when you have the real me"
"I guess ok you wanna start now?"
"Y-yeah thanks"
You wrap your arms around her and you start to cuddle
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prettypinkporkchop · 3 months ago
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How do you think the pack would react to their imprint being scared of dogs. Like terrified so the reader doesn't like their wolf forms at all.
Have a good day❤️❤️❤️
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"Okay, you ready?'' Sam gives you a quick kiss. "Yes. I am." You smile up at him. He backs up and starts removing his clothes.
His body starts cracking, and then, a wolf stands in front of you. Your heart starts to pound, and you slowly back away. "Nope! Nope! Sam, I don't like this!"
He instantly changes back and puts his clothes back on.
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Sam wouldn't mind at all. You would never have to see them in wolf form!
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"Wait, no, you're actually scared of my wolf form?" He smiles. You nod your head, "Uh, yeah." You laugh. "Don't worry," he puts his hand in yours, "none of us will hurt you." You pull yourself into his side. "You won't because I won't be around your gigantic paws." You laugh.
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Homie thinks it's funny but feels bad at the same time. He didn't even try to get you to see his wolf form. All you know from what he's told you, his fur is brown.
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The wolf standing in front of you cowers. You still stand back. "I have to get over this." You mumble to yourself. The wolf glides closer to you. You reach your hand out to try and pet him. Instead, you get shaky and run away.
A few seconds later, you hear Quil calling your name, chasing after you. "Baby! It's over! Im running on two legs now!" You stop running and whip around to face him. He pulls you in a hug. "Never again. Wimp." You punch his shoulder.
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While he is protective and guarding you from seeing the pack in their wolf form, he makes fun of you. But, if anyone else makes fun of you *cough* *cough* Embry, he will get so mad.
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"Damn, girl. You can run!" He grabs your shoulders, turning you around. "I can hear your heart. Slow down." He frowns and strokes your hair. You nod and look away from him. "Hey," he pulls your chin up to look at him, "don't you dare feel embarrassed. It's kind of cute! But... now I know we can't have a pet dog." He pouts.
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Homie's just upset he won't have a pet dog with you.
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"Alright, no more!" He yells at Jared, who is making fun of you. "I get it. I'm terrified." You roll your eyes. Paul wraps his arm around your shoulder. "We'll work on it." He whispers in your ear.
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He tries and tries to get rid of your fear. It's up to you if it works or not.
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You told him your fear of big dogs. He never phased in front of you. He keeps you away from it all. He does not make fun of you. It makes him feel ashamed of himself, and you end up comforting him.
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Leah feels awful about your fear. She does not phase in front of you. Although, she got mad and did one time. Afterward, she cried and held you all night. She doesn't even bother to tell the pack. It's none of their business!
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Lots of: "Well, I won't hurt you."
"I understand. I love you."
He never forces you. And like Leah, he doesn't tell the pack. He keeps it to himself. He shields you from your fears.
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"Oh, babyyyyy!" He sings while walking in the house. "Yes?" You call out and walk to the front door. He's standing there with a wide grin, holding an orange cat. "I hope he has orange cat behavior." You gush over the kitten and pick him up. "DID YOU NAME HIM?" You aggressively ask Seth. He lifts his hands up, "All you. Although, I was thinking Garfield."
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sillypotatoess · 2 months ago
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WHAT THE HELL?!
What was the last chapter?! My baby Kenji! He is just a innocent boy! My little Kenji! AAAAAAAAA I AM LOSING MY MENTAL STRANGE! My babyyyyy! BSD is turning to JJK. Everyone but WHY MY KENJI?!
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Look at his face! How cute and innocent! Just a silly sunflower boy! He is even positive while he dies! What harm did he do to you?!
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Anyway Tecchou and Kenji are so cute. They are one of the best duo in BSD. They are buddies now. I WISH TECCHOU WON'T DIE TOO. I believe Kenji, Tanizaki, Kunikida and Teruko will come back because why not? THEY MUST or we need to do "will live" method. I must start now.
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Tanizaki was so angry but he was calm here. It must hurt... It looks so painful. I am sad about Tanizaki. I prefer he is alive. At the same time I am glad to know Naomi isn't his sister. All fans know their relationship and it's creepy when think them as siblings. I know the Naomi in his book but I wasn't sure is it same in the anime. I am wondering her family now but MY KENJI AAAAAAA!
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Our girlbosses are coming! I think they will be great duo. I believe they will find a way to come. I think Lucy cares Atsushi so much . She even thinks what make him sad but I don't want think the only reason Lucy doesn't want Kyouka dies because of Atsushi. I still want think Lucy and Kyouka as big sister-little sister relationship. They are so powerful girls and they will help us.
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HOW CAN YOU SMILE LIKE THAT?! WTF
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semisolidmind · 1 year ago
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Hey Semi, I'm glad to see you're out of jail and back to monkey business(😆)!! I absolutely adore the Sun kids designs, all of them have so much personality!
I am curious though: How would the kids + MK (and wukong, hoo boy) feel about modern lmk Reader choosing to be with Macaque and having a kid with him? Like, I know the consequences would be unpleasant at best but i kinda want Reader and Macaque to get a somewhat happy ending, they've both been through a lot
Anyway, I made a quick doodle of what she might look like, hope you like it!
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(she's so cute!! just a lil babyyyyy :) thank you, she's perfect)
and that situation turns out about as well as you think it does.
but in a perfect world where swk is somehow defeated for good, our poor, battered protagonists get the happy ending they deserve.
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imaginespazzi · 3 months ago
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GH Chapter 6 babyyyyy. Oooh girl, I needed this fluff! Feeling a little down in the dumps as our embryo transfer failed, and honestly this perked me up! No worries though I am remaining positive as we have a few more frozen embryos so we shall try again :) But truly reading this chapter yesterday gave me such a boost! Thank you :) REACTIONS - My only negative feedback/correction is that it is indeed, as easy for a literal child to buy alcohol in eastern Europe as it is to buy coke 😂😂😂 wild place. - The whole sequence of them in the gazebo, P bringing up the date, the angst, anticipation, butterflies brought me back to being 15. Which is a huge feat because girl, it was a while ago lol - "She does none of the above. Instead Azzi kisses Paige back." Oh thank the lord above Azzi Fudd LET YOUR LOINS LEAD YOU and chill a bit - Their hearts talking to each other. What a beautiful depiction of what it would feel like to be kissing your person again after all this time. Although I am firmly in the camp of them having had some sort of physical/sexual interaction either during Ps marriage or after her divorce teehee - “I- I broke your heart. I broke us. How could you possibly want that again. How could you possibly want me again?” AZZI does she have to spell it out in sky writing? She loves you and will always love you and will always want you. Forever. One step forward two steps back with this one eh - "Take it slow and see where it goes and maybe we’ll- maybe we’ll be even better this time.” See Paige is wise. Our dumb blonde is not so dumb when it comes to MATTERS OF THE HEART. And Vagina. - THE RULES. You been spending too much time w/ @pb524830 haha. Hopefully you don't EDGE US TO DEATH like a certain someone did for the first part of PnP. - I wanna know did they like sit down and have a formal conversation about what the rules are? Also what is within the kissing boundary lol Tongue? Little boob squeeze? Giving themselves blue-clits over here. Better buy batteries for their vibrators at Costco prob going through a couple double-As every 3 days. - But in all honestly the thought of them making out on Azzis couch after Stephie is in bed, then having to separate and have Paige go back to her house at the end of the night is very high school and precious and cute. - Ok girl you know the car seat thing was the highlight for me. You put a big smile on my face by including that I LOVED IT. And its pu-ple!!!! cute cute cute cute - “You look really happy today sweetheart,” Tim says softly. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 - Dying at the contrast of Stephie thinking the sun shines out of P's ass and she is the moral and Christ-like center of the universe while Jon and Jose are like um no this bitch is a menace you don't even know - Awwww are the 3 of them gonna sleep in a queen sized bed w/ Stephie in the middle. I can't. Lil family - “you won’t- you won’t run away again tomorrow morning will you?” make me cry again why don't you - I think hearing EVERYONE around her calling P 'Paige' has gotta switch up Stephies name for her at some point. Maybe hearing Drew call her Paigey will influence her? Overall this was such delicious fluff and perfect whisps of angst. Made my day- my week! Thank you for sharing your talent with us. Am I terrified for whats to come? YUP! But hopefully you can preserve our hearts a little bit by keeping up some tender fluff throughout 😭 <3 🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼
Aww bby sending you so much virtual love and hugs. I'm glad this chapter cheered you up and I'm manifesting so hard for it to work next time <3
LMAO I did actually think of this but then was like when would Paige have time to just walk around Minsk and find alcohol lol?
That whole scene is veryy vaguely inspired by my own first kiss so it was actually pretty easy to write and I just channeled my inner 15 year old (been a while for me too) into it
NOT THE LOINS LMAO I had a feeling you'd appreciate the "plot twist"
Azzi's just an overthinker BUT SHE'S WORKING ON IT! In the meantime I guess blondie has custody of their one shared braincell.
LMAO I don't think anyone will ever get to the level of edging that @pb524830 did like she's simply just the queen of sexual tension and making us suffer.
THE CAR SEAT SCENE REALLY WAS FOR YOU SO I'M SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT
I'm so attached to Miss Buecks like I lowkey don't want to have Stephie call her anything else and I can't think of any other original nickname that only Stephie would call her.
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teddybeartoji · 4 months ago
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On the topic of hybrids I saw this fanart https://x.com/yoyoyonpi_01/status/1808476879143243991?s=46&t=XGBFD-wdrILvWhANiNijqg and I like how most people agree that Suguru is a fox/kitsune and Satoru is a snow leopard but Shoko is a Raccoon here!!!! And she’s soooo cute! Idk if raccoon fits personality wise but appearance wise she looks soo cute with the dark circles and bushy tail and her nose I wanna boop it!!!
WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THEY'RE SO CUTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVELOVE LOOOVE SUGU AS A FOXX!!!!!!!! I THINK IT'S SOOSO PERFECT FOR HIMM!!!!!!!!!! AND EEEEEEE SHOKO LOOKS ADORABLEEEE:(((( THE EARS THE EARRSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe i think i do like the fennec fox!shoko agenda a bit more though butt!!!! the raccoon version is still so good!!!!!!1
AND THEEENNNNN MY BABYYYYY MY BABIEST BABYYY:(((( MY ANGEL DARLING SNOW LEOPARD SATORUUUU WAAAHHH I'VE MISSED HIM SM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S AS CUTE AS EVERRR:33333 HIM AND HIS FANGSS HEHEHEEE MY FAVOURITE LITTLE CREATURE!!
THANK U SM FOR SHOWING ME THIS NONNIE MY LOVE!!!!!!!! i'm hoping to get back into the hybrid train bc i really wanna write more for themm but i am kinda tired again today smhhhh but still!!! thank you sm!!!!!!!! i love you i love you i love you!!!!!!!! MWAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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unsleepingtales · 6 months ago
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When I saw that this episode has the biggest lore dump in d20 history I literally did Kermit the frog’s yaaaaaaaaay
Anyway. Episode 17 fhjy reactions!! This could be a short one bc I’m exhausted or it could be a long one because the episode is three hours long and has a lot of lore. The only way to learn is by playing and the only way to begin is by beginning so without further ado!
I having a great night I just got home from a concert and my food gets here in five minutes and I get to watch this!
It’s a sunglasses episode I see
Mazeyyyyy
I feel like having a polling booth at the party is somewhere along the line of voter intimidation or coercion or bribery or something but maybe I just take student gov too seriously
Awwww Adaine
Ooh yay my food is here
Bloke mode Kristen <3
Sklondaaaaa
Porter really wants a good eval lmao
Zac Oyama is so smart
Hi Sprak!
EMILY
EMILY AXFORD THE WOMAN YOU ARE
God I love that song concept so much
🚨ANKARNA ART ANKARNA ART🚨
She misses her wiiiiife
I neeeeed to know what Fig’s paladin oath is
We need high concept albums back
Fig once again psychologically tormenting another person
Kipperlilly’s house maybe?
BRITISH KRISTEN ART?????
Oh my god that’s horrifying. Not K2 😭
Ally and Lou!!
(bad English accent)
Rain on the dome!!! That’s so pretty
MM WHATCHA SAYYYYY
OHHHH Siobhan you are so smart
Love that Eugenia Shadow is a tattoo artist
Fabian is thinking So hard about how he’s gonna die before his mom and potential siblings
They’re so teenaged
Her CRISPS?
Yeah past a certain level of stress it really is hard to calm back down
Host a pool party
Awwwww
Oooooooop
Kristen. KRISTEN.
Oh god
Murph is so stressed
Yayyyy Bucky interaction time <3
Oh Brennan is so good at character physicality bc I can SEE Bucky getting angry
Bucky become a paladin of Cassandra pleaseeeee
Sweet boy
Yayyyyyy
Awww ayda
Augh things are Happening
Frosty fair?!
I love that everyone immediately knew what was happening when Lou started pretending to play pan pipes
And THAT’S why it’s a joke
AYDAAAAAA
We have been on our way to save us since before the lights of our world were first lit ❤️❤️
Emily staring STRAIGHT into the camera after the hot tub line
Sandra Lynn Faeth the woman that you are…
This is the kid who puked in a backpack on the first day
She does WHAT
Awww puppy hangman
(Brit-ish) 💀💀
Oi!
Litchrally
Oh fun!
So Fig’s oath almost definitely has something to do with Ankarna
Is it possible that Fig is the champion of Ankarna that Cassandra was talking about?
God we’re only halfway through the episode
The house of sunstone! Neat!
Oh goddddd
🚨EDGAR MENTION🚨
Yesssss nat20 investigation + legend lore <3
Honor the cock!
Oh shit
That’s so cute
Frostblade!!
Was it Sol????
Yeahhhh okay
Oh that dome projection is very startling
FUCK!!
CLIFFBREAKER MOTHERFUCKER
Weren’t they implied to be fucking
Jesus
Oh my god
I love paladin mechanics so fucking much
Oh she’s so beautiful
LOOK AT THEMMMMM oh god they’re so lovely
Ohhhh she could never let them harm her sister or her wife
A GOD WAS BORN IN THE GYM AND GRADUATION’S GONNA BE IN THE GYM
Ok good thank you
Yeah ok please enquire about why the polling place has to be at Fabian’s
Ally. Allyyyyy.
They’re such a good team guys. They’re great at what they do.
“A really dark time in my life” <- two weeks ago
Oh she’s so good
FUCK
Moon Murph!!
Ooh child! Things are a gonna get easier!
Arcane Tricksters are the best man. I love arcane tricksters in actual play I love playing arcane tricksters myself
I wanna be so authentically myself that it’s disruptive <3
OOH BABYYYYY
You know they’re eating baklava in church!
Loreeeee
Yeesh
Oh god what kind of speech does K2 give
FUCK
The booth is outside the boat
Ohhh that’s why they had the rain animation
OH MY GOD THAT IS A DIRECT TWISTING OF ADAINE’S LINE FROM SEASON ONE
“Well she can’t have been a very good oracle if she didn’t see the storm coming”
Oh my god this is insane
Ok. FUN.
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Babylon 5 s02e07: A Race Through Dark Places
s02 Table of Contents • previous episode
Station budget relies on the civilian traffic, but the military traffic has been higher than usual, so they’re running on a deficit, since the military doesn’t reimburse the station for funds lost by the mandatory re-routing of civilian business. And they want want to charge Sheridan and Ivanova 30 credits a week to stay in their current quarters, which are a whole 7 square feet bigger than the next size down which would remain free. All this sounds exactly some some bs the USA would pull and is completely believable.
My!!! guy!!!! Bester is back! And on a day when I’ve found a totally legal and normal way to screencap for some gifs again. hell to the yeah. Prediction: I’m gonna like this one. He’s got a new, scary sidekick.
Oh I love him, he’s so terrifying and perfect.
Telepath: “He’s dead.” Bester: “It doesn’t matter. I caught it, just before he died. Betrayed by his final thoughts.”
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He’s my special little guy. But does this mean Talia is involved with the underground telepaths?? She was really not down with whatsherface not going to PsiCorps.
Sheridan is just down to fight whenever anyone squares up even a little. What is 30 credits? I have nothing to compare it against. Is it like, a nice meal for two? A month’s wages for a dock worker? I feel like this is the first hard number for a price I’ve seen so far.
Going for the easy questions I see, Delenn! Just quickly, explain humanity. Awww she’s so cute. Dinner date with Sinclair! He was dtf (down to fight) 2 seconds ago and now he’s dtf (down to flee) and figure out if this is a date or not.
Sheridan: “One day they’re shooting at you, the next they’re taking you out to dinner. Hah! What a universe.”
He looks bemused and delighted. I’m delighted. This episode will have everything if only Susan and Talia will be allowed to be onscreen at the same time.
OMFG they’re in the same room at the same time!!!
Sheridan: “I’d like to talk to my people for a moment.” Bester and Talia: *leaves the room* Me: “Talia where the fuck are you goin...oh. Telepath. well frag that.”
Garibaldi: “Want, agree, that has nothing to do with it. The law is the law.”
And that’s ACAB baby. When the law is unjust, those that uphold the law are unjust.
Garibaldi: “That’s damn ironic, isn’t it? That the corps got started because we were afraid of telepaths? Now we’re victims of our own fears. And we took away every right they had and shoved them into a big, black box called Psi Corps. Now look at em. Black uniforms, jackboots, giving orders. Some days they scare the hell out of me.“ Sheridan: “Yeah If you ask me, we created our own monster. And maybe we deserve it.“
Good advice by Ivanova. Read the logs about the Jason Ironheart Incident.
Lots of good background info being dropped. Talia wouldn’t notice a surface scan, she keeps walls up to block out the background noise, but Bester wasn’t and heard someone calling him a murderer.
“Bester will try to stop up, so we don’t have any choice. We have to kill him.”
I agree, but also, oh man my special guy. :(
DELENN YOU BABE. Well no wonder Sheridan falls for her. She’s humaning it up like a bossbabe for this date.
It’s genuinely astonishing that Ivanova has nothing whatsoever to do with the underground (that she’ll admit to). I think odds are relatively good that she actually does. Perhaps Dr Franklin is? He’s been a little revolutionary.
Date’s going well. Humor is an excellent bonding point.
Bester reaching out to Talia civilly. We love to see it, only for the drama.
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Love to see the return of Jason Ironheart CGI Ascended!
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Also love the lingering, artful shots of Talia being angsty in profile.
The penny!! Is she or isn’t she a telekinetic?? I am once again asking for Talia Telekinesis Skills. AND YES THERE IT IS BABYYYYY. Now that’s some self defense.
Earthforce locked them out of their rooms! Those asshats. It’s so sweet how willing Susan is to go along with all Sheridan’s schemes.
Mary Had A Little Lamb has never been so ominous.
OK, so now that they’re sleeping in Sheridan’s office she’s quite a bit more disgruntled.
Ivanova: “Were you like this when you were married?” Sheridan: “Yeah!” Ivanova: “That woman was a saint.”
John you have a huge crush. Repeating all the jokes you heard from your dinner date and practically blushing over thinking about it is peak crush behavior.
DS9 nod? Those are raktajino mugs that Bester and Talia are using.
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Fishing for info, fishing for informants, and unfortunately not so distracted that he missed the assassins. Who should really learn to shield their thoughts if they’re gonna be assassinating level 15 telepaths. And throwing Talia in a closet. A literal closet. lol.
This is the one and only anger fit Garibaldi can throw that I support.
Oh well, not really a closet I guess. Man, she gets manhandled a lot.
I agree, wake up girlie. The Corps are not benign and you don’t even believe what you’re saying.
Dun dun dun! Franklin does have connections. Called it.
Oh, the gloves are a PsiCorps requirement! Continuing yikes. Excellent control mechanism. They’re a high control cult. What you wear, where you live, who you talk to, who you touch, how you live, where and how you work, who you marry. About as high control as you get.
oooof, and forced pregnancy. I wonder if the baby got a guide for a year and then it was on its own as soon as it could walk.
“You’re asking me to take everything I believe and turn it upside-down.”
yeah, that’s hard to do when you’re ready to deconstruct from cult life, let alone when you’re kidnapped by kindly telepaths who insistently tell you horror stories of PsiCorps as some kind of guided deconstruction.
Invoking Jason Ironheart is absolutely the way to get Talia to help. I’m rooting so hard for them! And for Bester to survive and continue to commit atrocities for my viewing pleasure. I’m a simple person.
DOCTOR STEPHEN FRANKLIN YOU DUPLICITOUS BADASS! This episode is everything. I’m vibrating. Generally I like to feel good about predicting things even partially correctly but I only said maybe Dr Franklin has connections, not that he’s running the whole operation, and I’m gonna own that being only very partial. This is baller.
He’s a conspiracy theories that are real guy like Sheridan is, but only for telepathy! Secret doctor network!! The unofficial clinic!!
Alas, Sheridan, but “I agree but the laws“ is not moral best practice.
Bester! My evil little fellow.
Talia grew a hell of a spine in the last ten minutes.
Collective telepathy!!!
“The corps is Mother. The corps is Father. I know where my loyalties lie.”
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I don’t see how this could play out any way but that these people are dead, but that would also be totally bonkers considering she just planned something with Dr Franklin and Sheridan.
LITERALLY all faked? d a m n
I am extremely into collectivist telepathy. It’s super tragic that they are discouraged from touching even each other. All of them must be just so touch starved.
Doctor Franklin has just shot up a mile in my estimation of him as a person. He got a lot of points for treating Poor Murdered Child, but I also don’t like thinking about that episode. (0/1 stars, will never watch again)
Ah, so Sheridan also has a way with pedantry. Is this a commentary on how rigid military regulations makes for twisting-the-hell-out-of-the-rules geniuses?
Insert incoherent babble here about gloves-off Talia smiling at be-robed Susan smiling at her! Oh this episode is everything I could have wanted. Definitely a 5/5 star one for me! And certainly my favorite of the season so far!
next episode
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cutepastelstarsalior · 11 months ago
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Cooke high live blog part 3 (final)
Episode 9
Joan house burn down :(
Abe for some reason wants to help solve conflicts??? That’s new.
Joan and Cleo having to share a room!!
Dr calling him, Mr b, and the robot dog family <3 their so husband coded. <3
Ghandi and jfk trying to peep on the girls…. :/
Joan don’t call Cleo a slut and whore that’s so mean, and you know, bad.
Is it just me or is this show getting more and more sexual?
THE HUSBANDS ARE FIGHTINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
Is both cute and interesting to see Abe trying to act like his clone father. It makes me wonder if all the clone have some sort of internal struggle with trying to hold the expansion with the originals? I know Joan was wondering if she’s hear voices like her mother…
This post is getting to long
Episode 10
I think these episodes on Hulu are out of order…. Episode 9 was supposed to be before 8, and this one; 10 was supposed to be after 8….
……,Ponce is giving me bad vibes. Like, I think he’s going to kill himself vibes…
JFK getting defensive when Ponce tries to be emotional and talk about feeling. It’s neat to see how angry jfk gets, like on a psychological level…
Did this dude actually die from littler????? I’m mean technically he drowned in his own blood….Wait. That makes me wonder, when a clone dies, would the government just like, revive or recline the clone? Because the clone is of a famous person, I don’t think the government would be that willing to let the clones die..
Doc. Dude let the man grief/say goodbye to his son.
Something something jfk trying to sleep in the coffin with ponce…something something grief and love and poetry….
I forgot that ghandi was accidentally sent to jail…
JFK crying!!!! Him seeing the ghost of his dead best friends!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH nice. Nooooooo jfk wishing for his friend back 🥺🥺🥺
Awe cleo comforting jfk
Hmmm don’t know how to feel about the jail rape stereotypes…..��
“He was white and privileged” wow. Never thought I’ll heard that from a show from 2003? Interesting.
Joan gives Abe a frohead kiss :) Abe gives a forehead kiss to jfk :)
Episode 11
Omg a Christmas episode :0
“It’s been a year since the United Nations abolished religious holidays in favor of the non-offensive all inclusive snowflake day” what……wait didnt one episode it showed ghandi reading a scroll?
Cartoon holiday are cool :)
Why is their winter clothes only scarfs???
Abe having to clean dishes…:mood. :/ why don’t their job have one of those big dishwashers?
Holy shit??????? Omg my gi why they have Abe eat glass???? Why did I find it funny???
Mr b lounging on a bear rug <3
Kind of what to see fanart of Abe with scars on his mouth…
:0 claymation!???!!!!
This world feels slightly dystopian. Cars greeting assistants? A holiday to get rid of the other holidays that was successful in a year???? Clones??? 👀
Joan thinks of her, her grandfather, Cleo, and Cleo’s mom as family :)
Interesting to see Abe with anger issues
DID JOAN PUT FUCKING RAZOR BLADES IN THE FOOD?????
God please tell me there art of Abe with scars.
Episode 12
HELEN OF TROY???????? Greek mythology/greek gods are real??
The random gore is sometimes so jarring….
Makeover time whooo!! :)
Marie having a crush on ghandi is cute
Whoo jfk helping ghandi!!
Forgot to mention this, but the background colors for this show is cool. They usually solid colors a lot, and it’s mostly either cold colors; blue, purple, green; or warm colors of red, yellow, pink, and orange too. It’s cool :)
I didn’t know. I didn’t know you didn’t have a mom. Iconic.
Why is abe and Cleo in a gradient void?
Interesting to see Abe being confused on his feeling for Joan or Cleo. It does feel a bit random tho…
Episode 13
Last episode babyyyyy!!!!! Oh thank god. These post is so long…
Did…did Abe get a different foster dad? I swear he looks different…
👀 oh hey it’s all the pass side characters/antagonists!!! Cool
Joan and jfk having an emotional but random talk is neat.
Doc stabbing the actor in the eye….then wore the bloody very Carrie of him. (I never seen Carrie)
Did ghandi make out with 10 guys?????
Pounce’s ghost with Jesus????
Conga line will save the day
Stamos and the doc were total exs…..
:0 gasp Joan and jfk made out
Wow. That how it ends. Everyone frozen in the meat locker.
Hmmmm. I can see why this show was popular, but I can also see why it faded out of people’s memories. It’s a 13 episode show from 2003, there not a lot to talk about.
The show is decent. You have to get over the black humor/racist jokes, lots of sex stuff, and random gore, but AFTER those, it’s pretty ok? I think the only people that had like, character development was Abe and maybe Joan?
Season 1
4/10.
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okay girlies trek movie marathon ahead go go go we're starting with the final frontier
so to set the mood its 10am and i have hot cocoa (fancy one i got for chrismas + marshmallows (vegan ones i got for chrismas)
goodness fucking gracious they really put the budget into this one again didnt they. i mean i know they do for the trek movies in general in comparison to the shows but fuck me this feels like a step up even from tvh
okay girlie pops lets do therapy in the desert . practice mindfulness with me really think about the sand on your feet ow hot hot hot
i wish someone would do this to me to be honest i take the piss but cant some beardy vulcan cunt come up to me and chat about starships and the whatnot
ISNT THIS SYBOK BTW. spocks first retroactively added sibling. btw i wont share how much i hate that fucking choice in so many ways and how theyve done it fucking twice n- sorry seeing red breathe deep. hesgot a good presence t-
AHRHGHGH OGUGHHFHFUAHDHHGF FUCK I FORGOT THE TREK THEME DOOO DODODOOO DOOOD OOO MY PUSSSYYYYYYYYYY SOAKEDDDDDDDDD SHES MAKING THE SAME NOISE SH oh christ i took that one too farback up back up
i sometimes think theres no way ppl read these lbs but if theres one person there hi the credits are rolling
guys the hot cocoa is making my tummy hurt btw but that might also be okay so i got this vegan kebab meat and i didnt know you meant to cook it so i ate the whole pack raw and it was already expired but its like vegan so it cant like be like meat levels of insanity right..... right like im not getting worms am i its. uhm. whatever guys hesclimbing
wheres he going .
dude
th
I SAW CLIPS OF KIRK CLIMBING UP THIS BIG FUCK OFF MOUNTAIN BEFORE AND I KNEW BILLY SHITSTER PUT THIS IN TO WANK HIMSELF OFF BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A PLOT RELEVANT SCENE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CUNT IS JUST DOING IT FOR THE JOKES
THERES NO WAY THIS IS SO FUNNY . KIRK COME BACK DOWN FROM THERE
hi bones- OH MY GODDDDD HIS CUTE LITTLE JACKET HES SO CUTEEEEEEAND HIS LITTLE SCARFFFFF
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PUT THIS CUNT RIGHT ONTO YOUR PINTEREST BOARDS LADY HES-
okay ffucking hell the way william shatner still says "spock" i forgot it was like that
"1200 points of interest in yosemite and you pick me" right i forgot they were like that
his spoots.........
that made me laugh i wont even lie the way the cunt just feel
can we get a close up on the dancer cat woman please just for uhm my own . purposes interests i dont - OH HERE WE GO- THREE TITS?
WHOS THIS GIRLBOSS
CAITLYN KATELYN KAITLYN whichever its spelled- also romulan??? i assume that there's been some cultural mingling but imagine if you met a fucking cunt from mars called Sarah.
anyway shes beautiful as hell . for what reason.
seriously the dusty desert planet in scifi they all look the same its so funny
right the prblem is syboks actor is charming as all hell. fucking divert that smoldering gaze i feel fucking weird as hell
OUGHHH SCOTTYYYYYY HII BABYYYYY CAKESOUGHGHH HI ENTERPRISE OHHHHH HIIII UHURAAAA
oh my god she looks so good she LOOKS SO GOOD ... ahh nichelle 3: ... shes got such a good onscreen presence though man HELL its a shame they didnt utilise her more earlier
okay so they decided to put them together i forgot about that im not mad i gues
sulu and chekov hi guys theyre just vibing in the woods HI GUYS SORRY IM NOT IMMUNE TO NOSTALGI AND SEEING MY FAVOURITE GUYS
GUYSSSSS CAN WE ALL BE NICIESSSSS
"ive always known i'll die alone" ALRIGHT GIRL...
this is actually so cute i wont even lie im not endeared im not (is endeared) theyre on freaking holiday together
MARSHMELLON
SPOCK THEY ARENT VEGETARIAN
except for mineeeee that i have om nom nom
afterthe ritual camp sing along we all have insane freaky gay sex onscreen for the rest of the movie. its normal. it would also be less gay than them singng row row your boat like this
im absolutely ctazy for the sfx in this movie like it feels like half of them are pretty solid but theres just random bits that look so janky this is exactly how i want my star trek i wont even lie to you
also i cant tell if this klingon part is meant to have subtitles or not
ok i found the script online + im following along iwth that LOL ... i guess it makes SENSE why the actual subtitles arent like on the video itself but its still funny
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sorry to be crass but i know someone somewhere has edited this to say spock (goes off to do that)
the way it takes me 10 million years to watch a movie you have to understand theres sidequests in every movie for me to do
GOD....
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THE UNIFORM JACKET WITH THE JEANS THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME. ABSOLUTE SLAG MOVES. COME ON SERVE ME CAKE CASUAL STYLE
i love it when the enterprise is busted to be honest its so good i hate functional ships i love it when theyre breaking- fuck me i wanna relisten to wolf 359
i already know the plot twist of that being his brother but its very fucking funny nonetheless that spock just sees his broth-
UI WASL
I WASLITERALLY JUSY ABOUT TO SAY THAT ITS VERY FUNNY WHEN SPOCK SEES HIS BROTHER AND IS DEAD SILENT LIKE "THATS SO ME AND MY BROTHER WE DONT NEED TO TALK LIKE THAT"
AND THEN MY BROTHER DEAD SILENT PUSHES A BIRTHDAY CARD UNDER MY DOOR. THROIWING UP. COSMIC TIMING THANKS BUD
by the way ive actually heard a lot of bad things about this movie and im absolutely agreed that this is corny as fuck but frankly when it comes to tos movies... im actually on board if its corny, even if the story might suck in the end. i mean granted- im hardly into the meat-meat of the movie yet. i dont doubt people slate it for NOTHING, and i presume i'll understand the problems better the more i watch (after all i am already kind of irritated with syboks existence even if i do quite like the actors vibe) but its like... hm how do i put this...
im not actually ever against, like, "nostalgia bait" stuff , i guess, and having fun with things if its kinda a) self aware enough and b) well earned. does that make sense? if it isnt taking itself too seriously and bigging itself up in a dramatic way, AND there's a solid foundation to actually have fun with then im okay with a movie that kind of only spins on the funnier, more casual moments and is somewhat self-indulgent in terms of how it panders to fans with, like, showing them all having fun camping .
the issue for me is when its either, as i said, unearned or trying to take itself too seriously... or maybe, like, when it does veer too close to flanderisation or even just spinning the wheels on the characters. its why i think a lot of chibnall doctor who doesnt realyl work when its trying tobe "fun" or "goof off with the fam" like... you guys never really did the legwork to establish these characters well enough to have that, you know?
and im not saying tos has marvellous character work- we can be honest, and say that outside of the triumvirate theyre all over the place- but i do think theyre solid enough to crry and im well okay with that yeah?
and anyway thats all to say. ive known too many pretentious types disavow all sorts of media that does kind of act a bit self-indulgent or does something fun/stupid and i dont know man i do agree in many ways but also, like, entertainment is sometimes meant to be entertaining and its hardly the worst ever if a star trek movie just fucks about a bit instead of doing some epic space opera every single time, nor does it ruin the entire franchise or work that came before it. its why i really fucking rate the voyage home- because it lets itself take the time, take the breather after the other three movies. like i understand if it does purposefully undermine something else but like... i dont know i feel like some people ironically have such a shallow mindset sometimes where theyre likt, fucking hell, its the death of all media because they were silly 1 time and did something a bit funny/had fun (esp if it isnt just to their tasts)
(adnd yeah its also like... i dont know you know osme ppl who seem to have 0 media awareness in terms of like.. yeah man you can wax pretentious gobshite all you want but also its star trek man and thats not to belittle the franchise in any way but also manage expectations of what youre going to be consuming AND also realise that its not BAD that not everything is, like, you know some high calibre art and that actually that diversity in art is kinda better for your media diet tbh like they all serve a diff purpose like- you know so unrelated its also like im sorry it reminds me of all the discourse around knives out and the such and people not taking that movie into context and whatever the fuck or ALSO how im watching bsg lright now and i know im tempering my expectations interms of what that will deliver, what it will do and even further than that the actual politics)
( BC THAT ALSOOO is a whole other thing im so off topic here where its like im obbiously not talking about genuinely harmful media here but ive seen some ppl online kind of assume that media has to cater to their exact political alignment or else it isnt good and its like i absolutely agree you can analyse/dissect that and with bsg i do sort of like look at it and think well are we being serious with what we're doing here but also like eh shrug its kinda weird when you go in with the intention that apiece of art has to come to your exact own personal conclusions about the world by the end of it do you know what i mean . like i dont even mean tht in terms of like.. trying to defend things, but i mean that in terms of your own personal growth and open mindedness and appreciation for others' worldvew... anyways im so off topic im so so off topic this is literally the final fontirer 1989 here)
anyway im like
IM THE WORST IM RAMBLING LIKE THIS WHEN IVE BATRELY WATCHED THE MOVIE BC LOL #ANNOYING WHEN THIS ISNT EVEN RELATEDDDDDD
my point is i feel like what ive seen so faris kinda fun and the dialogue though corny and whatnot has made me smile enough that i feel like if this is gonna be sustained throughout im not gonna be mad if the overall plot does suck which idk is contrary to what i thought before i started bc ive heard such bad things about this one
which hey i guess theres other stuff behind that too because going back to that self-indulgent part.... it is obvious billy shits is, as i said, having a long self pleasure session . i also know theres other problems there tbh too-yeah...
ANYWAYS
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can someone edit in them kicking their legs and giggling 👆
OK I SAID ALL I SAID ABOVE BUT THE UHURA SCENE WAS THAT ONE NECESSAY GUYSSSSSSS
also my god i eed to stop pausing ive been watching for almost 2 hours and im 40 minutes in thats so fucking funny
sybok: "ok but dude i didnt want anyone to dieeeee i was joking"DUDE PLEASE
the catgirl is feral i repeat the catgirl is feral
oh so it turns out the hostages are rather cheeky
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CHANGE THEM OUT OF THEIR GOOD OUTFITS UGHHH BOOOOOO LOSERS BOOOO at least sybok is slaying does he have long hair? i do like that; i do appreciate that
"which will take...?" "exactly 15.5 seconds" "AN ETERNITY, DURING WHICH-"
I GET WHAT THEY MEAN BUT LOL
can i also say i think i said this when watching bsg but i love how many scifi ships have a lets fuck off really fast mode. its so fuckinh funny.
YHE GIRLS ARE FIGHTTIGNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"PICK IT UP" I LIKE HOW HE HAD TO BE TOLD.
AND SYBOK IS LIKE BE SERIOUS I KNOW YOU ARENT GOING TO D- SHOOT HIM? KIRK. BE SERIOUS . HE WONT DO THAT
KIRK YOU BEST NOT BE GOING INTO A STROP LEAVE SPOCK ALONE WILL E VERYONE LEAVE SPOCK THE FUCK ALONE
can i also say . sarek is a right fucking whore. how many wives did he have . like after amanda how many human women did he go through exactly
okay so round about this point i got distracted for another half fucking hour guys its so ufnny how long it takes me to watxh movies
THE WAY THEY JUST KNOCKED SCOTTY OUT. COME ON GUYS HELP
jim being tired climbing up when he literally beasted that mountain come on behave
THE SPOOTS ARE MAKING ME GIGGLE SO BADLY sorry.
the way they all got on together.... please... i will say BOTH times ive expected spock to straight up bridal carry kirk somehow
also i will say god . throwback to pk wars; im still laughing at how farscape presented the eidelons as, like, the answer to peace when its literally brainwashing just like this and its totally unacknowledged. anyways
WHY ARE WE GIVING BONES DADDY ISSUES
THIS IS SO FUNNY ACTUALLY
IM UNDERSTANDING MORE WHY THIS MOVIE IS DRAGGED BUT I CANT EVEN HATE IT ITS FUNNY TO ME BONES WE'RE GIVING YOU THERAPY TONIGHT
its so funny with bones they just give some random horrors to him whenever the fuck you know and then its never brought up again god love god bless
sarek can be so....
sarek can be so funny im sorry i know this isnt the time im watching him reject infant spock but do you remember in tng when he and picard were... well... they were well acquainted pen pals werent they if you understand me . its like hes a whore . hes a terrible father. hes like the worst. but hes kinda funny sometimes.
OKAY SPOCK SLAYED THAT GET HIS ASS
BONES LOYAL TO THE BESTIES
igotdistractedgaian guys btw this is so bd its like 1pm i started this at 10am but do you know what i need some new shoesso i needed to go find some and research do you know what i mean
i focus now i focus
THE GANG MEETS GOD. WHY NOT.
i always find it outrageously funny whenever they meet god or go to eden in sci fi . beyond hysterical. why not guys hes just been chilling somewhere why not babes .
KIRK BEING LIKE EXCUSE ME ☝️🤨...?
SORRY THATS SO FUNNY . HEY GOD. EXCUSIES. SCUSIES. [GETS HIS TITS BLASTED OFF]
thats funny as fuck
AGAIN IM SEEING MORE AND MORE WHY THIS IS CLOWNED ON THIS IS RANDOM AS ALL HELL BUT ITS FUNNY AND SO INCOHERENT AND THE PACING IS ALL OVER . GOD BLESS THIS MESS
"but captain we're firing directly on your position" can you have a little fucking fun for once chekov light it up bitch
HE SAID OOIEEE YEOWCH
woah he said damn... he said damnnnn
are you about to say sorryyyyyyyyyy
THATS SO FUNNY
THE KLINGON GUY JSUST SAID SOWWWWYYYY I WONT DO IT AGAIN BWAA..... THATSSO FUCKING FUNNY
GOD
YOU WERE NEVER ALONE... DUMBASSS.
PLEASE CAPTAIN. NOT IN FRONT OF THE KLINGONS FUCKING HELL. GAY ASS
"i lost a brother once. i was lucky i got him bakc" you guys remember when kirk actually lost his brother like hsi real life brother who died
OUGHGHH OH MY GOD THEIR OUTFITS BY THE CAMPFIRE YESSSSSSSSS
CANT WE GET JUST A MOVIE OF THEM CAMPING SORRY THIS WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE MOVIE LIKE THE REST OF IT WAS DEAD BUT I RATE IT FOR ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
HELP...
OKAY THATS OVER
SALUTATIONS I NEED TO TAKE ABREATHER BUT THEN WE'RE ONTO UNCANNY COUNTY
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cupcakesmoothie · 1 year ago
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Time for liveblog again!
Ooh so it's NOT the segments?
Awww poor baby. POOR BABY he's quiet scared
They were chasing him??
GIRLBOSS
Oh my god Pantalone you ass
Lmaoo MC bringing up the Doctor
The soulmates discuss is interesting. I think it's probably cause MC is the only one who can put up with him lmao
:00000 That is a BURN. Jezuz
Fontaine is political as fuck holy
Wooooow. That is brutal.
GIRLBOSS!!
Awww he trusts her
A new opponent has arrived!
IT'S ONE OF THE SEGMENTS BABY
Dottore POV TIME
Yo the Beta segment teasing is unreal
Dottore lying to himself (Literally)
Epsilon doesn't wear a mask?? That is interesting.
Ooh interesting word choice
Ahaha did it work?
Oh Epsilon you don't even know
Oh Dottore you don't even know
Oh. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Dottore you got PLAYED
Lowkey, Epsilon might be my favourite
Oh my god, they PLANNED this shit? Good lord these assholes
The perks of actually having feelings fr
CAUGHT FEELINGS BITCH
Oh Dottore you're too late
Back to MC!
Gamma!
Oh MC is going to learn about the segments this chapter isn't she
Ahaha those guys are going to die aren't they
Gamma is nervous huh. I wonder if any of them know who MC is yet.
Kappaaaaaaaa babyyyyy
Yo is he JUST noticing her?
Oh they have a code
Oh poor Gamma, this entire interaction is so cute
Oh wait, wait, omg wait
OH WAIT WAIT I'M SCREAMING OH MY GOD
HE KNOWS!!!!
What is happening. How old is MC in this actually. I don't even remember which were the ones who had to look for Kappa
Ok I looked at it, it's Theta and Gamma
Yo Gamma just LEFT
AaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE KNOWS!!!!!
BACK TO DOTTORE
Oh Iota I think he's going to have a lot more on his plate to be mad at you
Actually, now that I think of it, MC is probably the only source of affection besides the other segments that they have
Dottore you are not helping.
Zeta you asshole
Ooh lore
These segments are all so mean smh
Dottore can't stop thinking about her LMAOOO. Delusional mf
Oh fuck
Ohhhhhh fuck. Gamma why did you leave her alone
Get SCARED bitch
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HELIOTROPES
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pairing: dottore x fem!reader & segments
summary: the gods were sick and cruel and twisted. for five hundred years, he believed he was fated to be alone. he had long accepted it—embraced it, even. that is, until a midwinter night when that elusive red thread finally appeared on his finger. but as much as he wants to ignore it, the pull of a soulmate simply cannot be ignored.
genre: soulmate au, canon compliant for the most part.
warnings: fem!reader, worldbuilding for snezhnaya & fatui & fontaine, dottore.
notes: this wasn't as long as i wanted for it to be but im just happy i got it out on time aufhdasuidfh i didn't think i'd be able to. i’m v sorry i haven’t answered asks yet! i promise i’ll get to it this weekend, i just got home
DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
“Hand the boy over.”
You recognized the men standing at the end of the hall now that they had come a bit closer—two nobles who had been down in the ballroom for the event. You didn’t know their first names but Artem had pointed them out as being part of the Skliar Family of western Snezhnaya, a family that was particularly anti-Fatui and loud about it… when the Fatui weren’t around, of course. They were the two younger sons of the family, a few years older than you.
Artem had been surprised that the family even showed up and you figured that they probably had ulterior motives…
… but this?
Your arms tightened a bit around the sleepy boy resting in them and he shifted a bit, stirring at the movement. He was observant, unfortunately, and seemed to realize very quickly from the tenseness in your shoulders that something was wrong. You wanted to tell him to go back to sleep but you couldn’t push out the words from your lips before he was shifting around.
When he glanced behind him to see what was happening, his whole body started trembling, red eyes widening at the sight of the two men. He didn’t cry or let out any fearful noises, it was a sort of petrified fear that made you wish you could hide him away until you figured out what to do and how to handle this.
You looked down briefly, past his face to where his legs were hanging on either side of your body, remembering how they were all cut up and bleeding to the point it was clearly painful for him to walk on them. You figured that maybe he was just clumsy and tripped running up or down a set of stairs but then you remembered how he had been hiding when you saw him, pressed into the shadows of an alcove. 
They’d been chasing him. 
“Oi, girl, did you hear me? Hand the boy over,” the shorter of the two demanded harshly, taking another step forward. 
You could see now from the shorter distance the anxiety that riddled his body. His fingers were trembling and his eyes were darting around as if monsters were going to sprout from the shadows and tear him to pieces.
They were bold for attacking the Fatui while in their most protected stronghold, if not a bit foolish—a part of you questioned whether or not they might be drunk, you had noticed some of the younger aristocrats guzzling down alcohol to try to make the night bearable enough to get through. You wondered if they knew that the Ninth Harbinger was naught but a few feet away from them behind the wall on their left. You might’ve commended them for their bravery were they not targeting a child. 
You smiled thinly. “No.”
“No?” The taller man asked, voice low.
He moved toward you—you wondered if he meant to be threatening but you didn’t see a vision on him, and even if there was one hidden somewhere, it was hard to feel threatened when you knew that the Regrator was lurking behind a door right to your side. He had to know what was happening, you could see a shadow right beneath the crack at the bottom of the door, signaling he was standing there listening to the confrontation and ready to step in, but you figured he wasn’t making himself known because he wanted to see how you handled this. 
A test. You hated tests. 
You figured you’d be able to handle it if it came down to a fight. Your father and grandfather had been quick to teach you how to immobilize grown men considering you’d be taking over your family’s position in a few years and would have to be able to drag them to the cells without them overpowering you. You would rather it not come to a fight though, your family’s hydro art was dangerous and very easy to butcher with.
“That is what I said,” you replied after a moment and then added: “If you are hard of hearing I can suggest you to a doctor, I’m sure he would be willing to take a look for you. Although, I do warn you, I’ve heard his methods are rather… unsavory.”
His methods—another subject that you had yet to broach with yourself even though you knew very well that you had to think about it. You had to force yourself to keep your chin raised as you stared at the two of them for their reactions; you had heard terrible, terrible things about the Doctor while you had traveled northward through Snezhnaya. Brutal experiments, missing children, twisted creatures and monsters that he lets free from his labs when he decides them to be a failure or drained of use. 
How was a man like that your soulmate?
You used to wonder, as a kid, what having a soulmate like your stepfather said about your mother. Now, you know that their bond wasn’t even real but yours was, and you were tied to one of the most dangerous and wicked and cold-hearted men in all of Teyvat. 
What did that say about you?
Were you a bad person? Maybe not yet, you didn’t think so at least, but maybe you had the potential of being one, if the gods thought you fit to be with him.
The taller man was livid at your implied threat of Dottore, livid and scared, reaching for something at his side—a dagger?—and you remembered then how Artem had made a comment about how many of the antagonistic families had lost people to the Fatui, particularly to the Doctor, the Friar and the Marionette. You tensed, ready to use your vision at a moment’s notice, feeling the energy seep through you as you summoned it to your defense but the man never came toward you. 
Instead, he was stopped by the shorter one.
“Hold on,” he said quietly. “That girl, she was with the Melnyks at the ball. Their heir introduced her as his fiancée.”
The taller man scoffed. “The Melnyks are so in bed with the Fatui that they’re willing to share their women now,” he spat, shooting you a look that was nothing short of derisive.
You inhaled sharply at the blatant insult. You had never been so directly disrespected like that before—in the courts of Fontaine, the nobles liked to keep their insults as passive and well-mannered as possible so that they could not be called out for making disparaging remarks about another noble family, which could cause severe financial or political trouble depending on what family had been slighted. 
You were a frequent victim to those veiled insults, dealing with underhanded comments about who the Black Cells would be passed to should your grandfather pass, implying that you were unfit to be the Warden. And then, even worse, the ones where people would make offhand observations about how maybe you would be the perfect fit for Warden considering you don’t have a soulmate, because in Fontaine, it is known that only the cursed and the heartless are not given their fated partner by Celestia. You thought that if they knew who your soulmate was, they would double down on their beliefs.
“I am not something to be shared,” you said, the thin smile on your lips now void of emotion, “and I am a lot more than just a girl who is someone’s fiancée. You will find that out soon enough if you continue to test me.”
Finally, the shorter man seemed to notice the vision laying against your chest, fashioned as a pendant on a necklace and he hesitated, glancing between you and the taller man once as if debating on warning him against acting rashly. 
Well, that at least confirmed that they did not have visions. 
You felt significantly more confident at the realization, letting your tense shoulders relax and your arms loosen around the little boy—feeling your change in demeanor, he also seemed to relax, his tight grip on your hair releasing as he laid his head back down against your shoulder. 
Did he really have that much trust in you?
But then, before the taller man could explode on you or the shorter man could warn him not to, their expressions shifted from anger and concern to downright fear—except they were not looking at you, they were looking directly behind you.
Before you could even turn to look, long and thin fingers wrapped around your shoulders, nails digging harshly into your skin—distantly, you thought for sure it would be bruised tomorrow but you were more anxious at the sudden new arrival and whether or not they were an ally or enemy. 
They leaned over your shoulder a bit and as you glanced to the side with wide eyes, you caught sight of another head of silvery-blue hair, cropped short like the boy in your arms. Red eyes gleamed cruelly from within the two holes of the black and white mask he wore, a hint of something unstable simmering right beneath the surface. 
“What a treat,” the man behind you said, voice lifting into a giggle that made your hair stand on end. “I had just run out of bodies to run my tests on.”
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The storm was nigh. 
Dottore grimaced as the winds whipped around him wildly. Above him, the tall trees of the forest creaked and groaned, threatening to topple over beneath the harsh gusts. The sun had long set but his eyes had adjusted to the darkness, sweeping across the forest floor as he followed the path from Zapolyanry Palace to the estate he owned in the area, making his way to the ruins that were just off the path.
They had yet to find the Iota segment. Dottore knew that he was still in the area of the ruins he was exploring, he could sense that much from the inherent tracking system he had for each of the segments but they hadn’t reached the ruins yet. He wondered how Epsilon hadn’t been able to find him if he was in the ruins, unless he had wandered off and then made his way back when he realized that the sun had set and a storm was coming but something didn’t sit right with him about that. 
Either way, it was making Dottore antsy. He didn’t like it. The last time he had lost a segment, it had been a situation just like this a little over four hundred years ago. He felt unsettled.
“You found her.”
Epsilon’s voice didn’t even edge on accusing as he watched Dottore carefully. 
He had his answer, he just wanted a confirmation. 
Dottore did not intend on giving him one. 
“I did not.”
Epsilon let out a small puff of amusement, nothing short of a gibe, eyeing Dottore from the corner of his eye—he was the only one of the older segments that didn’t wear a mask, the few times he did was when he was posing as Dottore in Harbinger meetings or on missions that he didn’t want to handle. He could tell from his expression that he didn’t believe a word Dottore said, if anything he thought entertaining that Dottore was trying to deny it and that only made him even more irritated.
“We all felt it,” Epsilon murmured. “The others might not have figured out exactly what it was but I did. I’m sure Lambda did too. I advise you to choose wisely as to whether or not you would prefer him or I at your side when dealing with her. We both know his desired course of action and he will do whatever’s necessary to ensure that our research is not impeded.”
“As he was created for,” Dottore said coolly, “and thus is expected of him.”
“Even at the cost of the life of your soulmate?” Epsilon questioned, studying him intensely for a reaction.
Your. That was an intentional choice of words. All of the other segments referred to you as their soulmate as well. It was never Dottore’s soulmate, it was our soulmate. Even Epsilon had appealed to him in the past by stressing that it was not just his decision as your existence affected all of them.
This was an attempt at manipulation—a carefully picked choice of word that would ignite all of the possessive and selfish tendencies that had been ingrained in Dottore ever since he was living on his own after his village case him out, hoarding anything and everything he could get his hands on, and then again, after he had enrolled in the Akademiya, dealing with people leeching onto his research to try to get credit.
What’s his was his and you, unfortunately, fell under that category as much as he might loathe to admit it. 
“I can handle Lambda.” Was all Dottore said in response to Epsilon’s comment, dismissing his warning.
Epsilon made a noise as if he didn’t quite believe Dottore. Dottore didn’t acknowledge it. They continued on in silence for a few moments, the wind howling around them as they crossed the path into the old ruins of a temple of the previous Cryo Archon—crumbling towers reached high into the sky, disappearing into the clouds, and a massive derelict statue that was teetering dangerously in the wind. The snow had started to fall, they were running out of time to find the Iota segment but Epsilon didn’t look the slightest bit worried and Dottore frowned a bit, suspicion itching at the back of his mind.
“You should at least allow the younger segments to meet her,” Epsilon finally continued, completely unperturbed by the threat the storm posed to one of the younger segments. “They will be dysfunctional when they realize they never got the chance to meet her and then you will have three useless segments to figure out what to do with.”
“None of the segments will know that she is here, much less meet her,” Dottore said sharply. “I have information that needs to be obtained from her and then she is going back to Fontaine where she will stay, are we clear?” 
“So you admit that she is here,” Epsilon smiled thinly, as if that was exactly what he wanted to hear, and Dottore gave him a cold look.
“Enough of your games, Epsilon. What is it that you are trying to achieve with this conversation?” 
Epsilon didn’t respond. Instead, his red gaze trailed from him to somewhere behind Dottore. A sinking feeling in his stomach, Dottore turned around to see what he was looking at. Instantly, his eyes fell upon a familiar young boy standing right behind a pillar, watching them with wide eyes and a hopeful expression. 
Iota. 
“She’s here?” he whispered as if Dottore had just proclaimed the coming of the Celestial gods unto Teyvat, and then, more excited, he lit up: “She’s here?!”
Dottore realized, very quickly, that he might’ve just been played for a fool by his own segments. Without responding to the Iota segment, Dottore looked to the right where Epsilon was still standing. Epsilon barely acknowledged Dottore as he stepped forward with a small smile and upturned eyes. 
“There you are,” he said. “We’ve been looking for you.”
He did not sound particularly relieved or frustrated—if anything, he sounded pleased. Dottore watched as he patted Iota on the head once and then turned to look at Dottore, with an expression that edged at nothing short of triumphant. 
He remembered how Gamma had looked so nervous, unable to meet his eyes—he had thought it was because he was anxious over losing two of the younger segments but he realized, quickly, that it might’ve been because he was anxious about having to lie to Dottore. 
Iota had been waiting for them at the ruins and Dottore knew the young segment well enough to know that unless given direct orders (sometimes even when given direct orders), the boy would panic and wander trying to find his way back until he got himself so lost that Dottore would have to shut him down until they could figure out where he was and bring him back. Someone must have told him not to move from the ruins until they arrived, and that someone…
Dottore stared at Epsilon, catching the sly look in his eyes as he turned his gaze back to Dottore. Had he planned this? Had he schemed out a situation to get Dottore alone long enough to force him to admit that you were in the palace in front of the Iota segment? Would he really go so far as to put one of the younger segments at risk to do so? 
Yes, Dottore realized, watching the unmoved expression on Epsilon’s face as he watched Dottore realize what had just happened—he absolutely would because he knew that it was the only thing that Dottore would take seriously enough to handle himself, otherwise he would have just sent Epsilon alone to handle whatever it was. 
More than that, Epsilon knew that with the incoming storm and a missing young segment that the situation would remind him of the one that happened all of those years ago with the Beta Segment and Dottore would be in an uncomfortable and agitated state of mind, more susceptible to snapping and admitting what Epsilon wanted him to say. 
Conniving little-
Dottore’s tongue scraped against his teeth as he bit back a slew of curses, rage sweeping over him like the white water torrents of a rushing river.
Gods be damned about the war and needing as many spare hands as possible for his research, Dottore had half a mind to deactivate all of the segments and start anew once you were gone so he didn’t have to deal with any more insubordination and disrespect from himself. 
Though he found that the thought of you being gone in any way sat poorly in his chest. Livid, he realized that you might’ve already managed to strengthen the bond just through the two conversations he had with you. 
Teeth grinding together, he forced himself to turn on his heel and make his way back to the palace before anything else could go wrong with your unexpected arrival in Snezhnaya. He would get his segments out of Zapolyarny Palace and drag them back to the estate, leaving you at the mercy of the Regrator until he could finish his briefings with the segments and send them all far, far from Snezhnaya. 
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You distinctly felt like a mouse cornered by a cat, except instead of being the one hunted by the predator, you were watching another mouse about to get devoured, knowing that you would be next. It was with a sickening type of engrossment that had you unable to draw your eyes from the scene in front of you, fear crawled up your spine, seeping into your blood, but your feet were rooted to the ground below you.
The man—who you noticed also looked particularly like Dottore, except he was closer to your age—had slunk past you to approach the two men at the opposite end of the hall. A part of you wanted to put the boy down and run back to your room, locking the door to hide from the shitshow about to go down but he was clutching at you like some sort of lifeline, little fingers gripping the cloth on the back of your dress as he hid his face from view. And even if he wasn’t, you had a feeling that your feet wouldn’t cooperate if you tried.
“Kappa,” an unfamiliar voice whispered from somewhere behind you, urgent and worried.
Your gaze snapped to the side, eyes falling upon another kid with silver blue curls and red eyes, a terrible burn scar covering the whole left side of his face. He was young, no older than fifteen or sixteen, and there was an anxious expression on his face, brows furrowed and lips pressed together as his eyes darted around.
Another child of Dottore’s? It didn’t make any sense, did he have three children? Or was the older one his brother? Or were they experiments? Your head hurt and you were suddenly very, very tired—you needed to lay down. The night’s events were finally catching up to you and your body was beginning to lag, crying in protest as you continued to stand rooted in the middle of the hall. Your room was so close but it was not close enough, you would have to get past the masked man to reach the door and you had a feeling he would not take kindly to your attempted escape.
And what had the other boy called the little one? Kappa? Why was that so familiar? 
You let out a shaky breath, trying to think.
Kappa, that was so familiar… one of the words from the old tongue? The ones that Dottore used to accidentally pass over to you? 
But was that even possible? You would have to check your notebook but you were pretty sure that the first time you received the word Kappa was right around the time you had received your first word from him and that was what? Eight years ago? 
There was no way this child was older than five.
What was going on?
“You-” the taller man choked out as the new arrival drew closer. “You’re-”
“You’re bold for attacking little Kappa right under our noses,” he mused, a lilt to his tone that had you on edge. He reached forward, snatching the man’s chin between two fingers as he forcibly craned his head to the left—examining him like some sort of test subject. “I’ve been trying to get Hearsays up and running again but I just don’t have enough contenders after the last incident… I suppose you’ll do well. Hehe, you’ll at least make for good entertainment, one way or another.”
You watched as he dragged his nails down his cheeks, leaning a line of blood in his wake before he turned his attention to the shorter man with a look in his eyes that was nothing short of gleeful.
“You simply won't do.” He clicked his tongue a few times in disappointment, shaking his head in a sharp and jerky motion that looked borderline painful. “I’ll just pass you off to one of the others for them to run some tests on. I think Rho is starting a new batch of experiments soon, yeah? Isn’t he, Gamma? Gamma?”
He was suddenly agitated as he glanced backward, waiting for a response. The other new arrival—the younger one with anxious eyes and twitching fingers—looked caught off guard at being pulled into the conversation.
Finally, he nodded, throat spasming as he swallowed. “With the residue, yes. The last batch failed.”
“Perfect,” he smiled sharply, and though you could only see half of his smile, even beneath the dim lighting you could see the rows of sharp teeth lining his mouth. “He can get the scraps.”
“Kappa, are you okay?” Gamma returned his attention to the boy in your arms, trying to grab his arm to look at him but every time he tried, Kappa shifted away, burying his face in the crook of your neck. “Kappa, c’mon, he’s going to be so mad, just talk to me.”
“He’s okay, for the most part,” you said quietly.
At the sound of your voice, Gamma drew back, red eyes guarded and nervous. He looked at you as if you were a possible enemy, shoulders tense and body language closed off. He looked to be reaching for something at his side—you wondered if he was armed but his fingers were trembling. Even so, you decided to try to calm him down, not wanting another agitated person to deal with.
“What does that mean?” he asked, glancing between you and Kappa as if you had been the one to hurt the boy.
“His knees are cut up and bleeding, I was going to bring him to my room to clean them up. He was having trouble walking on them,” you explained, keeping your voice steady as you watched him carefully, trying to figure out how you would defend yourself while holding a kid in your arm.
But it was for no need, Gamma looked a bit at ease at your words but he frowned as he reached to hold Kappa’s leg to check out the wound but Kappa whimpered and snapped his leg away, accidentally jamming his knee into your side. You bit back a grunt, wincing at the small bony knee digging into your side but only rubbed his back, trying to soothe him.
Maybe his legs were worse than you thought. Concerned, you glanced down and briefly wondered why he wasn’t voicing his pain if that was the case. 
“One to ten?” Gamma suddenly asked, holding up his hands to show Kappa. The boy pressed his cheek against your shoulder, watching Gamma as he lifted two fingers, then three, then four, then five. At eight, Kappa pointed and Gamma looked severely distressed. 
“He’s going to be so mad.” Gamma looked like he was on the verge of tears. “Kappa, how many times have we told you that you have to say something when you’re hurt?”
He turned his face away again, pressing it into the crook of your neck and Gamma looked around nervously. “Well… he seems to like you. Kappa doesn’t really like anyone so I mean…”
Gamma suddenly floundered for words as you raised your hand to pat Kappa’s back again, red eyes focusing righting on your pinky finger. 
For a moment, he just stood there, gaping and wide eyed but then his expression shifted as he glanced over to where the masked man was still mocking and terrorizing the two aristocrats from the Skliar family. 
In an instant, Gamma looked like he was going to throw up, face pale and ghastly and you could only stare at him, trying to figure out what had caused the abrupt change in demeanor. 
You had a distinct feeling that it had to do with the presence of the masked man and that made your stomach churn with nerves, eyes darting over to him.
“Oh gods, you’re-” he began, voice catching over his words as he stared at you, taking a step back as if he was on the verge of fleeing. Then, his gaze darted up to the masked man he had arrived with, who you could feel staring at you from halfway down the hall, and then back to you with an expression nothing short of horrified. “Oh gods, oh no, Theta is-I have to-I have to get the Doctor. I have to-I’ll be back.”
And then he was gone, turning on his heel and sprinting down the hall, leaving you alone with the little boy called Kappa and the masked man who you could hear drawing closer to you from behind.
You felt like a frozen deer, body tense and cold as you felt the front of his body brush against the back of yours. He reached over your shoulder, long fingers wrapping around your wrist as he lifted your hand up.
You glanced back, eyes catching his for just a moment, and your throat dried at the look in his eyes—wild and unpredictable with a sort of untamable glee that reminded you of the Hydro Archon when she finally took interest in one of the court’s trials. 
And when she took interest in a trial, only one sentence would be exacted onto the defendant: execution. 
His face twisted into an unsettling and chilling smile, teeth glittering like knives beneath the candles that lit up the hall.
“You’re her.”
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“Is he mad at me?”
The Iota segment had been on the verge of a meltdown the entire walk back to the palace. They had finally made it out of the forest and were crossing the snowy span of land to the bridge that led to the wide gates of Zapolyanry Palace. The weather was even worse now that there were no trees to buffer—the wind whipped around him violently, howling and shrieking, snow pelting his face like little icicles yet it was not enough to drown out the sniffles and cries of Iota as he wrapped his fingers around the back of Dottore’s shirt, clinging to him desperately as he tried to keep up with the man’s long strides. 
“Of course not,” Epsilon soothed, ever the conciliator as he tried to calm Iota down so the boy didn’t delay them anymore than he already had. 
“He won’t even look at me,” Iota cried. At once, Dottore turned to look over his shoulder, eyes landing sharply on Iota from beneath his mask, lips twisted down into a deep frown. Iota let out a cry akin to a wounded animal. “That’s even worse, I mess everything up, I’m sorry.”
Dottore’s head hurt. He grimaced as the wind nearly dragged his hood right down, tightening the drawstrings of his cloak. Distantly, he noticed that Epsilon was picking up Iota and letting the boy latch onto him as he cried but he tried to ignore it. Iota would get over it in a few hours, he always did—he was sensitive and broke down easily but bounced back before the day was up, burying his attention in some book or paper until he totally forgot about whatever set him off. 
As soon as they got back to the palace, he’d have Epsilon bring the boy down to the basement so he could nestle away in the library down there and then he’d be good as new, bustling to Dottore’s lab to bother him trying to tell him about all that he had learned in his readings. 
Besides the destructive tendencies, Iota was easy to handle for the most part. He was quickly upset but that was a product of the mentality he was created in and the reason for his creation, which he wasn’t supposed to know but the Zeta segment decided to open his mouth about it in an attempt to drive Iota into a meltdown to disrupt Delta’s research so he could pull ahead on it.
The Iota segment was created so that Dottore could do research into the Aranara of Sumeru—unfortunately, Dottore did not realize that the events of the night he was cast out of the village made him unable to see the Aranara anymore, thus making the Iota segment a useless creation. Dottore had debated on just destroying the segment and using the spare parts to create a new one but Delta had convinced him against it, claiming that he would use the failed segment as a means to help with his research instead. Ever since Iota found out about that a few decades ago, he’d been even more unstable than he already was from the mindset he was created in. 
“Enough, Iota,” Dottore said icily. “Have your meltdown on your own time.” 
Epsilon clicked his tongue as Iota caught himself over a sob, pressing his face into the man’s skin as if to hide his tears from Dottore. Epsilon gave Dottore an accusing look, Dottore raised his chin—this is on you.
Epsilon smiled to himself and then looked away, proud.
Again, he reconsidered deactivation, this time far more intensely, and again, Dottore cursed you because all of the misfortune he had faced the past two decades was solely because of your existence.
You, with your irritating attitude and despicable personality, playing the soft-spoken angel to everybody but him. 
You, with your exhausting persistence, meeting him toe-to-toe and word-for-word in every confrontation and conversation he had with you. 
You, with that infuriatingly striking purple dress—low-cut and thin strapped—that he hadn’t been able to draw his eyes off of the whole night no matter how hard he tried. He couldn’t help but wonder just how shameless Fontaine fashion was if that was what you wore to a formal event.
Purple. Nearly ten years and you were still obsessed with the same color. How were you so predictable and unpredictable at the same time? He couldn’t stand the thought of you, he hated unexpected, extraneous variables—the only course of action for dealing with them was removal or isolation and he was beginning to realize that neither of those solutions might be an option for him.
But it was just another hurdle for him to get over. If neither removal nor isolation were viable options, he would need to find a different solution. 
Holding it constant… 
No. That was not an option either—though the more he thought about it, the more tempting the option became. He had enjoyed that irritating attitude of yours and those biting comments that made his brain search for retaliation. He even more so enjoyed that taste of instability, which went against all of his ideals. Dottore was a man of careful calculations and obtaining expected results and yet somehow, when he found himself unable to predict your next words and actions, it left him excited. 
How could one hate the unexpected and yet enjoy it in the same hand? Unless it was not the unexpected, it was you bringing it to him. Dottore’s head throbbed, he felt like a pendulum, swinging back and forth and back and forth and back and forth as he tried to figure out how he felt in relation to you so he could decide upon the best course of action for dealing with you. 
How bothersome. Already, he could feel things shifting—something he had sworn he wouldn’t let happen.
Not for the first time, he felt absurdly jealous of his own segment; Epsilon, who could understand emotions far better than the rest of them ever would be able to and used it against them very often. He wondered if the man already knew what Dottore was feeling—if the smirk on his lips had anything to say about it, Dottore thought he probably did. 
What do you have planned? Dottore wanted to ask Epsilon because he knew that there was some underlying game going on that Dottore couldn’t place yet but he didn’t want to dive into that conversation while Iota was still on the brink of self-destruction, crying and sniffling and choking over his own sobs. 
Dottore thought he might trust Epsilon the least out of all of the segments. Unlike Lambda, whose goals and ambitions were as clear as crystal, Epsilon was an enigma, driven by emotions that the rest of them couldn’t understand. He liked to play games with them, push buttons that they didn’t even know that they had, and your presence in Zapolyanry Palace was a large, bright red one that Dottore just couldn’t seem to destroy.
So long as you were around, Dottore would be at the mercy of Epsilon’s unwelcome schemes and he had a distinct feeling that Epsilon would be playing at trying to make the bond between the two of you stronger. He would have to work to counter it without even knowing the game.
Bothersome. This was all bothersome. Dottore hated games. He hated dealing with his segments. He hated being vulnerable. He hated all of this. 
All of it? Dottore pushed away the treacherous thought furiously. 
“Is that-” Epsilon began but abruptly cut himself off as he moved forward to walk at Dottore’s side, peering ahead carefully through the wicked storm.
Following his gaze, Dottore looked out across the bridge leading to the palace to see a small figure sprinting in their direction—no cloak or covering, only wearing a thin outfit to shield against the sheer cold of the bitter winter storm.
“Gamma,” Dottore murmured in agreement. 
He could feel the anxiety rippling from the boy in waves—anxiety and fear. It didn’t take much to push Gamma into a panic attack but this was different. Dottore could feel it. It wasn’t like the usual ones he experienced. Brows furrowing, he watched as Gamma approached them, eyes wild and cheeks bright red. 
Instantly, Dottore felt uncomfortable, realizing something was very, very wrong. 
“Theta is with her,” Gamma wheezed, doubling over as he tried to catch his breath. He seemed as if he had been crying—a cold feeling, unrelated to the wind and snow around them, settled over him, sinking into his stomach. “You have to get him, he’ll hurt her, he’s in one of his moods. You know what he’s like when he’s in one of them. He’s dangerous and violent. You have to do something.”
“Who is he with?” Dottore asked slowly.
He stared down at Gamma as he waited for a response but deep down, he very much already knew who Theta was with and an old and unwelcome emotion spread throughout him, freezing his bones and blood, weighing on his chest like stones. An emotion that he had long learned to suppress, one that he hadn’t experienced since his days at the Akademiya when they had him placed on trial—he could barely recognize it, it was hard for him to put a name to it until Gamma opened his mouth again. 
“Her,” Gamma gasped. “Our soulmate.”
Fear. The emotion was fear. 
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Jack and You have been together for exactly three years and it’s been the best three years of your life. Jack and You honestly complete each other as if you were made for each other and everyone thought the same well almost everyone.
Your best friend Stacy hated and despised the fact that you were with Jack, Stacy has always had a crush on Jack since the fourth grade when you were all playing truth or dare in her basement she got dared to kiss Jack and ever since that day she called dibs on Jack but Jack always liked you he never had feelings for Stacy and when she found out the two of you were dating she hated you for it.
Jack had of course invited you along with him on tour and you asked him if Stacy was able to tagalong as well and he said there wasn’t a problem in it, Stacy made her mission to break up Jack and You she was determined to make him end up with her.
“Babyyyyy come here baby.” You heard Jack yelling your name from the stage, you were all currently in soundcheck for his show tonight in San Francisco.
“What does he want?” Stacy asked you and you shrugged your shoulders the two of you getting up from the couches they had in the back and made your way towards the stage.
You smiled softly seeing Jack acting like a goof with the rest of the guys in Private Garden. 2fo was chasing around Urban for eating the last of his chips and Jack was threatening to spray Ace and Shloob with the hose.
“What are y’all doing? Not really acting like adults are we.” You said sternly but playfully being on the road and dealing with a bunch of men that acted like children was honestly a different type of experience you didn’t wish on anybody.
“Baby! Come here I got something for you.” You gave him a confused look but walked over to him anyways, once you were in reach he pulled you into his lap and started attacking your face millions of kisses.
“Jack stop it Jack stoppp.” You laughed and tried to push break free from his brace but he wasn’t budging his grip was tight but not enough to hurt you.
Everyone was laughing at the two of you well everyone but Stacy who had a sour look on her face that Urban took notice of.
“Can you two get a room already I’m tired of seeing all this cute and lovely stuff some of us are still very much single.” Urban stated and everyone else nodded in agreement but Jack didn’t care what anybody else thought all that mattered was that he had you.
“Alright alright I’ll stop for now but close your eyes baby I got you something.” You raised your eyebrows in curiosity.
“What is it?! I told you stop buying me things Jack I have plenty of things.” It was true Jack loved spoiling you whenever he was away on tour he always made sure to get you something from ever city or country he stopped in whether that be some jewelry or the latest purse that was out he made sure you had something.
“Just close your eyes baby girl.” You closed your eyes and placed your hands out but they were soon weighed down. Opening your eyes you came face to face with a very much overpriced looking chain that had your name on it.
“Jack.. I know you didn’t Jack this better be a prank.”
“Well that kinda sucks because it isn’t a prank baby this is for you, I had a few friends in Atlanta help me with the design see it’s got your name here all blinged out and these flowers that go around the chain are also blinged out with pink and baby blue diamon-.” Before Jack could even finish his sentence your lips were attached to his he was shocked at first but he melted into the kiss like always.
“Alright I think that’s our sign to go and head out now.” 2fo joked and everyone else agreed but walked away. Stacy followed everyone out but she watched Jack and You from behind the curtain how he moved your hair to the side and helped place the chain around your neck.
She balled up her fist her chest heaving up and down she hated that you were in her spot that should be here you didn’t deserve Jack she did and she was making sure that everyone would know that.
“Stacy you good?” She jumped not hearing Urban coming up from behind her but she pulled her lips into a tight smile and nodded her head.
“I’m okay Urban thank you for asking.” She walked past him quickly he watched her with a knowing look on his face.
Later on that day everyone was rushing around and getting everything ready for the show, Jack had invited Druski to tag along for a few shows because he knew how much you loved and cared for Druski and besides Druski was practically like your older brother.
“Druski in the house Druski is in the fucking house!!” Druski yelled from backstage and your head immediately swung over to where he was you squealed and ran over to him, he smiled and brought you in for a hug.
“What’s up little sis I missed you so much.” Druski laughed and hugged you back, you haven’t seen Druski in months and being able to spend some time with him while everyone was getting ready for tour was something you appreciated.
“I missed you more Druski, how’s everything been? Are you excited for your tour.” Druski was going on his own comedian tour in the fall and you were excited for him because he deserved this.
“I’m really excited for tour I can’t wait to make everyone laugh it’ll definitely be one of them ones.” You lead his towards where everyone else was getting ready for the show, The Homies we’re on stage performing some songs Jt and Caresha were on next.
“Look what the cat brought it.” Jt mean mugged Druski while Caresha waved at him.
“Jt come on girl stop playing with me you know that joke about Uzi wasn’t meant to go that far.”
“Hmm but it did calling my man some type of genuine or wizard because he had that diamond in his forehead isn’t nice Druski.”
Caresha and You stiffed a laugh as Jt glared at the two of you I mean what Druski said wasn’t really nice but in that moment it had almost everyone on the floor rolling over in laughter.
“Doesn’t it bother you how close she’s been to Druski since he’s gotten here?” Stacy asked Jack, she decided to use Druski and You being friendly together to her advantage she knew how protective and possessive Jack got over you so seeing someone close to him like Druski is being all over you would definitely send him overboard.
“No not really that’s just how they are Stacy just a brotherly and sisterly type of love is all.”
“Hmm I don’t know Jack I mean she’s laughing a bit too hard for my liking and the way he keeps touching her back.” Jack looked up studying Druski and You he did notice whenever you would walk in-front of Druski he’d touch the small of your back.
Jack would be lying if he said it didn’t bother him but he decided to let it go he knew there was nothing going on between Druski and You.
“It’s nothing Stacy honestly just let it go yeah?” She rolled her eyes and glared at Druski and You she hated and despised at how much everyone loved and adore you.
After Jt and Caresha went on stage it was now Jack’s turn you loved watching Jack perform because it came so natural for him this is what he prayed for and worked for and you couldn’t be happier for him.
“So what’s the plans after tonight’s show? Jack doesn’t have any shows for the next three days so we definitely have to go out and celebrate tonight.” Druski suggested Jt and Caresha nodded in agreement they were always down for a party.
“How about that newest club that opened up Pretty little darlings.”
“You guys want to head out now? Just send a text to Jack we’re well be and he can meet us up there.” Jt suggested and you were a bit hesitant at first because Jack went everywhere you went.
“Why don’t we wait till he’s done.”
“Come on Y/N you don’t need to be around Jack all the time let’s go and he can meet us there.” Stacy told you after giving it a thought or two you finally agreed on going, after sending a quick message to Jack that at what club you’d be at you were all on your way.
Once you all arrived to the club Stacy was offering you drinks back to back you weren’t really a big drinker but she always had a way to make it seem like if you weren’t drinking you weren’t having fun.
The last time you’ve been drunk was your freshman year of college and you promised yourself you wouldn’t get to that level of wasted again.
“Damn I’ve never seen you like this in my life Y/N.” Druski laughed and you smiled and slung your body to his side, laying your head on his lap.
“Druskiiii the snow bunny king I missed you so much.” You pouted and crossed your arms over your chest.
“Girl I think you’ve had enough to drink babe how about some water or some food?” Jt suggested but you denied both offers.
“Just keep the drinks coming and that’s that let’s party and just have fun.” You slurred your words your eyes getting droopy due to the alcohol in your system.
Stacy sat across from you a smirk placed on her pale face her plan was to get you drunk enough to get you to do something you’d regret.
“Druski I don’t feel so good my stomach hurts.” You groaned and started rubbing on your stomach you were positive all that alcohol you just consumed was on it’s way back up.
“Druski take Y/N to the bathroom and hurry please. I can’t get throw up on my new shoes.”
“Are you being serious right now?”
“I’m being very serious now take her now!” Caresha yelled at him and leaned to the side when your mouth started puffing up.
“Alright alright come on Y/N let’s go.” He slung your arm around your shoulder and lead you towards the bathroom, Stacy hot on your tail.
“Thank you Druski for taking care of me.” You slurred and leaned into him even more and from a distance it would look like the two of you were kissing or making out but in all honesty you could not catch your balance no matter how hard you tried.
“It’s no problem kid but come on let’s get you in this bathroom.” While Druski was busy taking care of you Stacy was busy sending pictures and videos of Jack to you but from a different number.
“Are we almost at the club?” Jack asked the driver. Jack, Neelam and Urban were finally on the way to the club he was excited to just sit back and chill with you and everyone else.
“Yes we are about five minutes away Jack.” He nodded and drew his attention back to his phone which was blowing up with messages.
Unknown number
- This your girl?
Under the messages was a video of Druski and You in the corner. Now looking at it you wouldn’t think it was you or Druski since it was so dark but Jack could faintly see the pink diamond flowers on your chain.
His jaw tightened as he rewatched the video over and over again. He started thinking back to what Stacy was saying earlier and remembering how close Druski and You really were.
“Hey driver turn this shit back around to the hotel.” Neelam looked up from her phone in confusion.
“What? Why we were almost to the club what happened.”
“Just know I’m gonna kill Druski.”
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