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remembering when i was at a party w somebody i was hooking up with, and she poured herself a drink she didn’t like, & i immediately took it & downed it in one go & was like “here now u can get something different”

she Did eat me out that night in the bathroom & i Did black out for the rest of the party after that

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Tag yourself. I’m 97-6

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I think the fact that you can still walk means that you're obviously sober and need to have more drinks!! Everybody knows that you're really drunk when the only way you can get around is to crawl on your hands and knees with your boozy belly sloshing and swaying beneath you and drool dripping from your mouth

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You're required

Rights@! Msober¿!!!

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Do we get any stumbling while you’re in this drunken state? 😇

Honestly I was mostly just lying on the couch so not too much stumbling

Also I have to be pretty fucking drunk to actually seriously stumble. I ended up having four beers, four shots, and an extra strong cocktail last night and I still felt slow but steady on my feet.

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weed and groping night when??? marijuana and grinding on your thigh when??? pot and sucking you off when??? bong rips and hickeys when??? joints and biting when???

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I think Ellie passed tf out 😂

I think uoure rigjt LMAO

@elliebunnyyyyy waie upppp bit h

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that pathetic look in their eyes when you tilt their head back and tip the bottle up, humming praises as they drink obediently, the gasps for air when you pull it away to observe them. watching every second of the intoxication kicking in, listening to every breath and whine. waiting for the begging to start, pretty things just love to be toyed with and handled, so pliant and willing as they get hot and dizzy. drink up.

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LMAO someone's wife has been definitely staring at me for like 5 minutes

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Award winning aeticles on the effexts of alcohol in situ <3

I justnedd s p proroff that insits my drunken papers that make no sense are a. Awards inning articles

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Went from doing two shots for @elliebunnyyyyy ‘s birthsh to 12 shots deep ad doing 4 rapid shots cause mutuals ganged upon me..and i have work tommorow am i fuckedd??

YOU ARE FUCKED I. THE BEST WAY

MAKE IT 13 FOR ME SWEETIE RHAT IS SOOOO UOT

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ReaaLllly? Promise??

soooo desperately need a professor that suspects me of drinking during her lecture. I'm not doing well in her class to begin with but this is the final straw. She calls me into her office, I'm buzzed and desperately trying to pay attention. Naturally I continuously take larger and larger sips from my water bottle to help.

She lectures me, about how poorly I'm doing before finally she calls me out.

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soooo desperately need a professor that suspects me of drinking during her lecture. I'm not doing well in her class to begin with but this is the final straw. She calls me into her office, I'm buzzed and desperately trying to pay attention. Naturally I continuously take larger and larger sips from my water bottle to help.

She lectures me, about how poorly I'm doing before finally she calls me out.

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That chugging video was insanely hot🥵

I don’t have any beer but I’m chugging a whiteclaw in your honor ma’am

Thank you!!! I love to be called hot ny online strangers <3

Anything rhwt gets anyone to drink anyehing in my honor os worth it!!!

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Ok I’m turning it off I guess!!

You have 20 minutes

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..,,she’s so me….

I think about the fact that Rainbow Dash is canonically an alcoholic more often than I should