#she's a serial killer and i love her

[isagrimorie]

Criminal Minds Evolution 17x04 - Kingdom of the Blind

"Oh, can I guess? Youuuu... need to be let out of this cell. Transferred to the sixth floor at Quantico. So you can be treated like you're one of us. Like you have 'value'. Like a profiler." "Wow. Am I that easy to predict?" "You are."

[cuntkaesque]

real scene from dexter new blood

[winepresswrath]

what louis did to lestat and what louis did to armand are connected and that's important to the story but also. it is simply not the same. nothing louis did excuses armand's behaviour, that's not how anything works, but he did not "cross a line" or "poke at armand," he weaponized armand's history of abuse to belittle and demean him. nothing armand said to louis came close- the equivalent would have been "oooh, i'm such a stupid bitch that my husband can beat me half to death and i'll keep crawling back for more even when it endangers my daughter!" it's retraumatizing and deeply destabilizing to hear that shit from your partner. and in response armand should have been like "well this man sucks when he's high and he's high all the time, so i'm bouncing" but if he'd done that we wouldn't have a story, would we?

edit: i've come back to give armand credit for "claudia didn't love you like we did/do. ps. u used her to distract from your own hurt feelings" that shit does hit in a similar way. however "the ways someone hurt you have left you contemptible and weak. they scrawled 'dirty and annoying' all over your soul in red ink and it's never coming off" is just outstanding work. timeless

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

my favorite brand of shitty horror is "omg we prommy absolutely promise this child was born evil and murderous and without empathy!! thats so scary!!! look at the poor innocent normal parents!!" baby girl you wouldnt understand the basics of psychology if it kicked you in the face

[celtrist]

Would Fat Nuggets also be affected, or is the little pig immune just like Keekee? Or is it hard to tell because Fat Nuggets does like Alastor but for purely normal reasons (Alastor makes tasty snacks and gives nice scritches behind the ear)?

Alastor doesn't strike me as an animal person, so I don't think he really cares about fat nuggets within the actual canon show and in the AU. He's probably more likely to try and eat him than make snacks or give ear scritches. I don't think Alastor exactly hates or dislikes animals (with the exception of dogs), but I don't think he'd ever get affectionate with one or want a pet. He probably sees them at worst a nuisance, at best just a background thing he doesn't interact with too much that are occasionally entertaining. Hard to tell since we haven't seen him interacting with any animals, but those are my thoughts. Alastor was described as having a sort of "dexter" ideology with his kills, and animals are like one of the most innocent things out there. So maybe other than in his youth and normal hunting, I don't think he harms animals but also don't foresee him really being an "animal lover". Maybe gators at the swamp, but that's it.

Fat Nuggets is an animal, not an object like Keekee, so he's not immune! Luckily for Alastor, Nuggets doesn't do any animal mating stuff: just likes being in the same room as Alastor, cuddling or nuzzling his legs, and trying to offer things to him on occasion. I guess Nuggets would like Alastor in the "mate" sense, but it's not really obvious in animals like it is for people. If only because most animals wouldn't be doing things that different to people they do like, they just happen to be more affectionate.

Alastor has probably thrown Nuggets out of his room upon waking up and seeing the pig snuggled up to him.

[queermccoy]

taylor loved buck and she tried very hard to love him the way he needed but they werent compatible and that’s okay send tweet

[nuks]

Taking a wee break from commissions to ponder the oc orb… kinda wanting to make just. The most mean lady ever… let’s be real we all need more mean girls who are just morally bad LMAOO waiter waiter, more villainous women!!! inspired by bubblegum bitch by marina and cheerleader by ashnikko

[corvidclub]

the contrast between the two scenes in s1e4 where Louis and Lestat are each giving their own versions of The Talk with Claudia are hilarious because on the one hand you have Southern Catholic Louis in the boat being like 'well when a man and woman love each other very much a stork will come down and-' while on the other hand atheist-with-six-older-brothers Lestat is like 'wtf you don't know what sex is? loser.' and hands Claudia a box of porn mags.

[goldenappledelicious]

Honestly it always felt weird to me that the thing Descendants decided to highlight about the Evil Queen was her like, gold digging tendencies (something at most implied in the OG movie) instead of like. Anything she actually does in Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs. Like EQ was not content to just marry a king and live it up in a castle. She wanted power, and the freedom to indulge in her cruelties and sadism whenever she wanted.

I know it’s just shallow writing the way it was for all the villains in that movie but still. She just comes off very pathetic and overlooked in a way that makes me sad. And I guess it bugs me more than the others because I feel like in fan works, while Maleficent, Jafar, and Cruella tend to get revamped to be more OG movie in-line, EQ’s weird gold digger motivations seem to stay the same just with her being more openly abusive to Evie.

I wanna write a descendants fic specifically just so I can write about the EQ that exists in my head.

[the-writing-mobster]

| The Most Dangerous Game | Final!Frisk x Strawberry Sprinkle Donut | 💙🔪💔 | TMDG |

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[krikeymate]

In the “billy parents the girls” au, I wonder how Sam and Billy would react to Tara being attacked by ghostface? Like one overprotective and “slightly” unstable family member wasn’t enough.

Somebody knows.

That's his first thought. Maybe he should have known something would happen on the 20th anniversary. He never thought it would come back to him. After all, there was a 'Ghostface attack' just five years prior, and it was all about Sidney. Why wouldn't it continue to be all about Sidney? Billy's dead after all.

He should have moved out of Woodsboro. It's always been risky, staying. But this was his home, and by the time he'd given up entertaining the thought of revenge against Sidney, he'd put down roots. He'd thought about moving a few years ago, when the last attacks happened and the police started sniffing around for information, but the girls had friends here, and Sam's never quite treated him the same since she learnt the truth. She would never have agreed to leave.

So here he is, staring Deputy Judy Hicks right in the face, unrecognised. God these people must be stupid, to look him right in the eyes and still not see him. He manages to talk his way back into the house with a well-placed quip about the absence of their good Sheriff and a reminder that his 14-year-old daughter, her own son's friend, who was attacked, is going to need some comforts of home and her inhaler.

He pauses to take in the murder scene on the way. He memorises the pattern of blood soaked into the living room carpet, the outline of his little girl, the kitchen knife abandoned on the floor. His own knife. They used his own knife on his daughter. When he finds out who did this, he's going to make them pay.

He packs a bag, he packs Tara's essentials, a change of clothes for Sam and the teddy bear she denies sleeping with. He heads for his own room to get some things, and that's when he learns somebody really does know.

Because Billy is scrawled across his bedroom wall in red.

Red is all he sees.

[ohbutwheresyourheart]

after spending all of season 2 gleefully imagining hannibal getting his comeuppance... I think mizumono broke me

[otherion]

the thing about william i really like is that the man is a fucking coward. serial killers notoriously target vulnerable people and he fits that to a T. he targets kids, he targets his employees, he targets his own children. he knows that the only people who would take a night shift at freddy's are people who don't have a better option, random people who've hit hard enough times that they need this paycheck that bad. he knows that kids are easy to isolate and there's no chance of them overpowering him. he knows that his children are legally his property.

he only targets people who can't fight back, too, and if he's worried about someone being able to he kills them indirectly. he kills employees through inaction, maybe doesn't even do it for a reason other than it being something he is allowed to do because they signed a contract saying that their families, if they have any, won't even know they're dead for three months. he can't even kill michael in person because michael is an adult now. he might be able to hit him back. he's not a little kid anymore who he can punish for locking his door knowing that he's too small to defend himself. the only people he ever kills directly are kids younger than eleven, and after he almost gets caught the first time he makes robots to do it for him.

which is what lets him succeed. it's why he gets away with it for so long. none of his victims survive(except jeremy, who is left unable to tell anyone even if he figured it out), and none of them have people left who can fight a successful businessman with lawyers on his side(which they must have if he was allowed to keep opening new locations after every single one of them had to close on account of child murder).

but it's also what ultimately kills him. he went back to the scene of the crime, and the ghosts were there, and he was so, so scared of getting hit back this one time that he freaked out and put on the springlock suit in a desperate attempt to regain his position of complete power. despite being the man behind the slaughter, he's just... that scared of a fair fight.

[videoworm]

Genderbend Will Graham save me

[cryingaboutrobots]

look at my cat and her sad eyes

[july-19th-club]

the reviews im reading are saying it's boring to have an arc where a guy plots to avenge the death of his family after eleven HUNDRED years because he just never found out who did it in all that time but now he knows and he's in the guy's house . oh boo hoo we don't want to see the mead hall they say in the reviews . fuck off i want to see the mead hall . and i want to see him 1) kill grendel and 2) and most importantly, first fuck grendel's husband