#she’s akin to a feral Chihuahua

[pinkxtrauma]

“There’s no need to be taller than 6ft. What are you doing with all that extra height anyway? So unnecessary,”

[laserdog10]

Oh-ho-ho! Have I got a ship-related question for you. How do the main ships react when they're being flirted with, whether anyone tries to steal their spouse, especially if the ship's children are nearby? How do the threats usually go on a scale of "don't-touch-my-spouse-or-say-this-near-my-children" to "you-gon-die-motherfucker"?

Hehehehe, I was waiting one of these posts!

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With  Jaune and Ruby it’s a mixed bag. If it’s Jaune being hit on by some  hussies (i.e. the moms from V7), an unseen fierce and protective side of  Ruby is shown, and people akin it to a chihuahua about to go rabid, Jaune has his girlfriend and her name is Ruby Rose, dammit! Now if it’s Ruby being hit on, that is whole other monster, quite literally. Even the most biker or seasoned mercenary looking dude who has seen shit would be fucking terrified of Jaune’s threatening glare...

For our Ice Queen Weiss and Sea King Neptune, it’s pretty mellow but otherwise still very well at conveying their message. Someone flirting with Weiss shows an intimidating side of Neptune, at first he’ll be all casual and all smiles, very lax, but when in actuality he’s giving off this imposing aura that’s basically telling the random schmoe to “Back the fuck off or I’m making your disappearance never reach the news.” Some girl (or girls) flirting with Weiss is something no one should ever see, she summons her biggest Arma Gigas possible, points Myternaster at said girl(s), and grabs Neptune’s crotch as if to say “THIS belongs to ME and only I can handle it, now hit the bricks.”

On the more “feral” side of things, Blake and Sun are very open compared to the other main couples. Blake seeing Sun being flirted with results in her staring down the girl with her eyes glowing yellow with Fall Maiden flames, surrounded by aggressive looking shadow Blakes. Sun seeing some rando make googoo eyes at Blake will typical result in him using his powers he got from the God of Light, and assume a 15 foot tall, six-armed, War Form and screech like hell to scare away the dudes hitting on her (and anyone in a 5 mile radius).

Now for Yang and Whitley...hoooo boy, there’s stories to these two! Once during a party at the manor, Whitley met some girls Jacques set him up with (some kids of important figureheads or whatever) and they were making flirtatious remarks about how much more handsome Whitley got (over a 2 year timespan mind you), and guess who overheard? Yang tells them to buzz off, they retort saying she should instead, why would a filthy Huntress be associated with someone like Whitley, to which Whitley responds by summoning tiny swords and ruining their dresses, and promptly tells them to fucking fuck the hell right off. Another incident happened when Yang was being hit on by some biker dude outside a Dust refinery, Whitley walked back out, told the guy to hit the bricks, biker tells Whitley to “shut the fuck up you manlet,” guy is then through a tree and several buildings by Yang.