#she’s SO FUNNY

[fjordfocused]

i’ll say a lot of shit about Veilguard but none of it is about Johanna Hezenkoss. she’s an evil old bitch who traded her ethics with thematics and cartoon-level planning. she holds a party for The Top Most Murderable People, located at a Murder Manor she’s been squatting in, and you’ll never guess how many Murderable People don’t predict what she has planned there. she shoots finger guns in a setting where there is a non-zero chance she’s never seen a gun. she tells a former dear friend that he’s a pussy for not killing himself. she’s everything and more.

[alexturntable]

Nicole Piastri strikes again

[all-lee24]

I like when Catelyn starts killing people in her brain

[sososososouspicious]

I found my new fave cc ngl 🙏🏻 GEM IS GREAT !!!!!!

[kwyw]

I’m still giggling at Karlie posting this caption yesterday, on the anniversary of evermore. 😂

[itsdelicate]

wait the two matching but mismatched boots are cute

[katnissmellarkkk]

Peeta : a sweet, genuine teenager who is crying on the ride away from the only home he’s ever known because he believes he’ll never return again and his mother all but validated his lack of self-worth in their probable last moments together.

Katniss : so what’s his angle? how does he plan to use this against me in the arena?

[mimikyuno]

[ronanceautistic]

NANCY WHEELER DETAIL OF THE DAY #7

Her lil lesbian self shaking her head when Steve wants to come with her, and nodding when Robin does

[theborzoiarebackintown]

Everyone can stop taking pictures now, this is the only one that matters

[milogoestogreendale]

my mom, unprompted: i was looking at your community wall and thinking. you know those, like, bad ads from autism speaks? i was just imagining one of those, but it pans over to your wall and it’s like *ominous voice* this… is autism.

[eldin-tower]

‘everyone is a dark academia novel, callum nova is in a rom-com’ - olivie blake on the atlas complex

[iwanthermidnightz]

Kate McKinnon for SNL | December 16, 2023

[moghedien]

Really there are two things that a faithful adaption of Glinda in any Oz related media require: 1) that she be at least a little bit of a dyke, and 2) that she be at least a little bit of a bitch

[sinful-lanterns]

*Camera flips to Eirene and Reader playing Chess in Bed.*

Reader: "Eirene... when you said you were good in bed this isn't what I expected..."

Eirene: "Check."

Reader: :0

…Honestly, I’d be so turned on if Eirene checked me that fast in chess. Intelligence is so attractive, imagine you get aroused from Eirene dominating you in chess 😭😭

Eirene: I took your Queen.

Reader: I’m so wet right now.

Lol, but imagine if you somehow win against Eirene. If you manage to even take away her Queen, Eirene’s eyes would widen a bit and she’d probably get a smidge turned on…

Win against her and take away her king tho? Ohmygod, she is whipped. Silly woman wants to play again, but this time you notice her clenching her thighs together and blushing a bit 💕

[iwantahockeyhimbo]

sydney esiason martin supremacy ALWAYS