#she’s SO FUNNY

[fjordfocused]

i’ll say a lot of shit about Veilguard but none of it is about Johanna Hezenkoss. she’s an evil old bitch who traded her ethics with thematics and cartoon-level planning. she holds a party for The Top Most Murderable People, located at a Murder Manor she’s been squatting in, and you’ll never guess how many Murderable People don’t predict what she has planned there. she shoots finger guns in a setting where there is a non-zero chance she’s never seen a gun. she tells a former dear friend that he’s a pussy for not killing himself. she’s everything and more.

[alexturntable]

Nicole Piastri strikes again

[all-lee24]

I like when Catelyn starts killing people in her brain

[intriga-hounds]

mars didn’t cry on the cold towel today but she did fuck my shit up

[acrownofantlers]

CRASH 4 LOTTIE!!!

[nutmegsnorter]

lucy dacus’s stunning new twitter post 😭

[biancadoes1]

The bestest buddies 😏

[sososososouspicious]

I found my new fave cc ngl 🙏🏻 GEM IS GREAT !!!!!!

[keen-eye]

n5: brooklynn we love you please tell us if you’re okay most of us have gotten over you letting us think you were still dead even though it’s been tearing our friend group apart and we’re still traumatized but please let us help we’ve followed you across 2 continents you don’t have to do this alone also an apology would be appreciated

brooklynn: busy gtg ttyl but probs not

[kwyw]

I’m still giggling at Karlie posting this caption yesterday, on the anniversary of evermore. 😂

[jadepomp]

“hi shauna! i’m just calling to say fuck you, actually.” has got to be the funniest thing ever i love you misty they could never make me hate you

[itsdelicate]

wait the two matching but mismatched boots are cute

[katnissmellarkkk]

Peeta : a sweet, genuine teenager who is crying on the ride away from the only home he’s ever known because he believes he’ll never return again and his mother all but validated his lack of self-worth in their probable last moments together.

Katniss : so what’s his angle? how does he plan to use this against me in the arena?

[sorrydetka]

helena probably brought up gemma being dead to remind mark that he’s available

[mimikyuno]

[ronanceautistic]

NANCY WHEELER DETAIL OF THE DAY #7

Her lil lesbian self shaking her head when Steve wants to come with her, and nodding when Robin does