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allyoucanthinksmut · 6 years ago

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Bestfriend- Noah Centineo smut

Prompt: You guys have been best friends sense before you guys were born. You both have always loved each other but never wanted to ruin the friendship. But what happens when you and your friends play truth or dare and they know your feelings?

Warnings: There are none for this one.

You looked around at all of your friends smiling to yourself. You couldn’t understand how you had got so lucky. That’s when your eyes landed on Noah. You guys had been friends sense before you two were born. Your families have known each other from high school and your moms were best friends Every Saturday your families would get to together and have a dinner together. You only had a little brother which was named Kevin. He had a sister named Taylor but she was 24 and had already moved out. She made it to the dinners when she could with her work schedule. It will always be a tradition in our family. You loved him with all your heart but you would never tell him that. He could have any girl he wanted and you didn’t want to mess up y’alls friendship. You got snapped out of your dazed by him waving at you and motioning for you to come over to him. You got up from your seat smiling and walking over there.

“Why are you just sitting over there all alone? A beautiful lady like you should never sit alone at a party.” He said pulling you in for a hug. You guys always gave each other compliments so it wasn’t weird that he called you that but it always made your heart flutter.

“Well if you must know i was thinking about how life was so amazing and i didn’t understand how i got so lucky.” You said looking up at him.

“Well you are blessed with all this so it makes sense.” He said referencing to himself.

“Yeah yeah you wish.” You laughed pushing him playfully.

“Oh that hurts.” He said acting offended. That’s when you guys heard someone clear their throat. You look over to see a red haired girl looking rather annoyed.

“Oh crap i’m so sorry. Y/N this is Veronica. Veronica this is Y/N (sorry if this is your name)” He said looking between you too.

“Oh my goodness i’m so sorry. Hello.” You said sticking your hand out. “I’m his best friend Y/N” You said smiling up at her waiting for her to take your hand.

“I’m veronica. Nice to meet you Y/N” She said back to you taking your hand in hers. You could tell that she was annoyed but you didn’t care. One thing you love is if one of your boyfriends or his girlfriends doesn’t accepted y’alls relationship then they hit the road no exceptions because neither of you want to have to deal with that.

“I think i’m gonna leave yall to it then.” You said not wanting to let her ruin your night, To late she was with the man you love but hey you can’t have everything you want in life right.

“Okay i love you i’ll see you around.” He said before turning back to her.

You took your leave going to get another drink you were kinda buzzed but you wanted to feel more. You got a drink mixed with whiskey and coke. It wouldn’t really do anything to you but you knew it would make you a little bit more gone. You didn’t really drink a lot because you wanted to be able to help who needed to be helped or if someone needed a ride home. You always thought about things like that.You were the mom of the group through and through. You made your way over to your girl best friend and sat next to her.

“Hey beautiful hows your night.” You said taking the joint from her and hitting it.

“I’m doing amazing i think i might get lucky tonight.” She said wiggling her eyebrows at you.

“You are such a dork.” You said laughing at her behavior. You and her were completely opposite. You were level headed and the responsible one. She was the outgoing, always getting into trouble one. You wouldn’t change it for the world though. “Who’s the lucky guy though?” You asked looking around.

“He’s the cute guy sitting over there in the stoner section beside the blonde.” She said. You looked over and saw who she was talking about.

“Oh. Hes very cute.” You said high fiving her.

“I fucking know right. Now if we could just get you and No-” You cut her off by jumping on her and putting your hand over her mouth. “Let that come out of your mouth and i will kill you.” You said getting serious.

“Okay, Okay.” She mumbled with her hands up.

“What is going on over here?” A voice you knew to well startled you. You quickly jumped off of her getting yourself together.

“Nothing, nothings happening.” You said looking at Noah.

“Mhhmmm. Okay that’s fine we are keeping secrets now i gotchu.” He said messing up your hair.

“Yup it’s the only secret i will never tell you.” You said honestly. He actually looked taken aback by that but he quickly recovered.

“Well okay i respect that.” He said before walking away again. You and your girl bestfriend continued to talk for about 30 minutes before someone shouted “Truth or Dare Time!!!!!!” You dreaded this from the moment you walked in the door they do it every time. Everyone who wasn’t fucking or half dead by then went to the basement and sat in a circle on the couches and bean bags down there. It started off like any other game dumb stuff at first and then it got more serious.

“Y/N truth or dare?” My girl best friend asked you. “Dare.” You said not expecting what would come out of her mouth. “I dare you to kiss Noah.” She said smirking. You and Noah whipped your head around to look at each other as well as everyone else. Out of all the times y’all had done this no one ever dared to do something like that. But leave it to her to ruin your life,

“I...um...okay.” You said getting up and walking over to him. He stood up as well knowing you would probably fall if you tried to lean over. “You don’t have to do this Y/N.” He whispered to you when you were close. “A dare is a dare.” You replied. *Now or Never.” You thought as you smashed your lips on his bringing his face closer to yours. He immediately reacted putting his hands around your waist and pulling you closer. You slowly pulled away wanting to go right back. You whipped around blushing to the max.

“There are you happy?” You said to her but all she did was wink. You were going to strangle her with her own hair. You stared daggers into her for the rest of the night until it was your turn to go. And oh boy was she in for it.

“So Y/BF/N truth or dare?” You said thinking of what to ask her. “Ummm Truth.” She said knowing you were gonna get her back. “ Who were you trying to fuck that’s in this room tonight.” You said smirking at her. She’s secretly shy but no one would ever guess that. She looked down blushing before replying “ Jack.” She said looking up at him as she did. He look dumbfounded but soon composed himself and swiftly grabbed her hand and pulled her upstairs. You embarrassed her and got her layed so its a win win for you. The game continued on just like any other when i heard...

“Noah truth or dare.” Some girl said. “Ummm Dare i guess.” He said shrugging. “I dare you to tell Y/N how you feel.” She said. As you looked closer you realized that she was another one of his closet friends.

He seem to get stuck at the one as i looked over at him. He looked me in the eyes blushing. “I...No i won’t do that.” He said taking the bottle and instead of taking a shot he downed it. You didn’t really understand at the time why he did that but you soon would. Eventually everyone got tired of the game and went on about their business. You walked over to Noah and put your hand on his shoulder startling him. “Sorry i didn’t mean to scare you i just wanted to see if you were okay you looked dazed ever sense that dare. So are you okay?” You asked sitting next to him.

"Yeah i guess i'm okay." He said back to you shaking his head.

"Everyone knows how we feel about each other i don't understand why she would ask you that." You said looking straight.

"You really don't see it do you?" He asked chuckling. "Everyone always told me you felt the same way but you never made me feel that but now i get that you really are oblivious." He said looking at you. This made you look at him. "What do you mean by that" You said looking at him confused.

"I'm in love with you Y/N. I always have been i didn't realize it until we got into middle school but i didn't ever want to say anything to you because i didn't want it to mess up our friendship. It fucks me up everytime i see you with another guy i just want to come snatch you up and take you away with me and show you how much i love you but i can't." He said putting his hands on his face.

You sat there for a second thinking about everything he had just told you. You had always wanted to hear him say that to you but you didn't know how to process it. You never thought this would happen but now it is and you don't know what to say.

"I..I feel the same way. But i don't know what to do. I've waited so long to hear you say this but this is just a lot at the moment. Just give me sometime to think about this." You said before kissing his cheek and walking upstairs.

All you wanted to do was go get your other best friend and ask her what to do but you already knew her answer. She would tell you to go in there and kiss him until you can't feel your lips. Everything was telling you to go back to him and just let him love you. But another part of you was thinking about what your parents would think. Would they be happy for you or would they not agree with it? You have never told anyone in your family how you felt about him even your mom and you talk to her about everything. You took a whiskey bottle and took a few swigs before walking back down to the basement. You saw him still sitting there with his head in his hands. You walked over to him and picked up his face.

"Make love to me and we can worry about the consquences tomorrow but we have to tell my family and yours." You said before smashing your lips on his. He grabbed your waist and put you around his before laying you down on one of the couches they had down there. He started by kissing your neck moving down to your stomach and then to your legs. Thank god you were wearing a skirt. He licked his way up to your pussy. He moved your underwear to the side before moving his fingers up and down you slit. He put his fingers in his mouth tasting you. "Mmmmhhh you taste so good." He said before he start licking you. You threw your head back and grabbed his hair as you relished in the pleasure he was giving you. This was so much better then you had ever imagined. "This is amazing." You moaned. Your words egged him on as he started going faster bringing you closer and closer to your climax. "I'm getting closer." You said moaning loud. He added a finger pumping it in and out of you. That sent you over the edge as you threw your head back and moaned his name. "I want to be inside of you." He said sitting up and taking his shirt off. He leaned down to kiss you afterwards and you could taste yourself on him. "Me too." You said eagerly taking your clothes off. As you were doing this he did the same thing and put a condom on.

"Are you ready?"He asked lining himself up with your entrance. "Of course. I was borned ready." You replied. Thats all he needed and he thrusted into you. He gave you time to adjust until you thrusted your hips letting him know that it was okay to move. He started thrusting into you slow savorying the feeling and letting you know how much he loves. "I love you so much Y/N." He moaned into your ear as he took himself out and slammed back into you. "I love you too Noah." You moaned back. He started going a little bit faster and harder but kept it at a steady pace. You reached down and started rubbing your clit. Thats when you lost it you started screaming and moaning because you couldn't handle it. Your orgasm hit you out of no where after that. As you clenched around him it triggered his own orgasm making him cum into the condom. You guys ended up spooning for the rest of the night down in the basement.

Part two?

And i'm sorry if it sucks i was in a car while writing this. I love you guys though.

#noah centineo smut #smut #noah centenio

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purplenickel · 7 years ago

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So this turned more into my queer dating history but its fun lol

So I have always been attracted to boys even before I knew that trans was a thing much less that I could transition. I also always admired girls and found ways to rationalize it until like middle school when I became aware of bisexuality where I had so many crushes usually on the mean kids at least the ones that didn’t have like weird shaped heads or watch alarms that went off at weird times during class like why do you need an alarm for 1:27? Youre supposed to be learning basic Spanish do that instead lol An I dated one guy in middle school when I knew I was bisexual and at least a tom boy. And the things I wanted to do to that boy. Like I was kinky as a small child lol like damn you could do a lot more than hold my hand and let me give you innocent little cheek kisses.

We stayed together until freshmen year of high school where I was bored with how slow things were going so I broke up with him. It probably didn’t help that I was starting to question my gender then either. I told my mom I thought I wanted to be a boy and she shot that down real quick “You��re a girl and cant be a boy” so I ended up trying to cut off all my hair until it was so fucked she had to give me a buzzcut and I ended up looking like a hard core butch lesbian for a semester)

Second boyfriend was this skinny dude like only an inch taller than me and I was 5’3 at the time. I wrote down love song lyrics and gave them to him to ask him out. Im romantic like that lol. We dated for a while and I guess we just grew apart. He wouldn’t do much more than kiss me occasionally and I was like damn yall how do I keep getting these innocent Victorian straight boys. But he was cute and I still see him around town much to my embarrassment. Idk why im embarrassed so much maybe I feel bad that he thought he was dating a girl and im not?

Next boyfriend was a bi emo guy named Justice. I dated him mainly because he was the only bi guy I knew at my school in rural redneck Virginia lol he ended up being really kinky and kinda weirdly intense. Like the fun part was he didn’t mind that I was all for sitting in the back of the anime club/computer classroom and tryina get down. The weird part was that he had the idea to write Real Person fanfiction staring ourselves as like vampires because he had a major biting kink and was really emo and thought he was goth but rural VA is a hard place to be goth when all your clothes come from walmart. But he was really intense like he had our entire lives planned out in the fanfic and actually went a bought me a ring , gold with a pearl setting, that I immediately lost because why would you give me a ring??? Nah so I got real disinterested in Justice and planned to break up with him. I actually ended up cheating on him sort of. My class went on a field trip to Jamestown famous school tour site all Virginian probably had to go to. And one of my classmates/kind of friends was this really hot guy with this shaggy blonde hair and this wiry lanky body and was this laid back hot stoner type and I really liked him so I sat next to him on the bus ride and seduced him through out the whole trip until we stopped in this little shopping mall on the way back to school. I was walking around one of the department stores and saw him trying one underwear of all things lol he invited me to help him pick out a new pair of tight good looking underwear and I agreed and slipped into the changing room while he was putting them on and ended up giving him a hand job he was grateful lol. Then we went back to the bus and pretended like nothing happened but there was already a rumor going around the buses that somebody had sex in the store. A few days later Justice actually broke up with me because he felt that I was “acting different” and I probably was simply because I wasn’t attracted to him any more.

Between dating Justice and the next guy I did have my first kiss with a girl! She was so pretty with silky black hair in a bob and dark blue eyes and the palest skin. She dressed in rave clothes all the time and sometimes wore fairy wings and cloaks to school. She was delightfully strange but moved to florida I think but we were saying goodbye by the schools front doors and when it was my turn I gave her a tight hug and she turned her face and gave me a kiss and I was just wow kissing girls is so nice. Speaking of girls, I also had a huge crush on president of the anime club. She was so tall and really thin with a few curves, but she was really confident and funny and just made you feel at ease and I could’ve seen myself dating her easily but she was dating someone else but im pretty sure she might have been bi but she graduated and moved to Washington state to be a masseuse.

Next boyfriend was extremely religious and also wanted to get married. I was against getting married so young, really against converting to southern baptism and definitely against having kids. Pregnancy has always freaked me out mostly because I don’t like pain and don’t want to be in pain and in general everything about reproduction freaks me out idk why. But I really wanted him. He had these nice big and rough hands and was so warm all the time. He was also really sweet. But I broke up with him because I couldn’t do the religious thing It was Too Much™.

After dating him though I had this huge crush on this girl a year younger than me in me creative writing class. She was gothic in a very flowery dark fairy type way and I loved it she was also had a huge gay crush on my female friend who I can confirm is very beautiful with long dyed red hair and olive skin and this soft husky voice that would be perfect for a late night radio talk show where you call in about relationship problems. But anyways the girl I had a crush on was named Sage and she was beautiful with her long blonde hair and her light green eyes and small everything she was very thin like scarily thin she actually had an eating disorder that we tried to help her with and she could reach her hand behind her ribs and grip the bottom of her ribs it was creepy to look at. She wrote beautiful and dark poems and never seemed to mind that my crush took the form of hugging her and resting against her as often as I could. She never seemed interested in me though I think she was actually fatphobic or maybe she was just femme for femme I dunno but I graduated and nev er saw her again so whatever.

After I graduated high school I decided to go to a traditionally womens college. My roommate was ace and like the first openly ace person I had ever met and she was really cool and introduced me to the idea of being ace but at the time I was decidedly bi and later pan once some more friends introduced me to tumblr and I started openly learning about gender and sexuality. All my friends were really hot that I met at college and I probably would have been down to date any of them except for the girl that I met through the anime club who also really liked the anime Hetalia. We could get together and watch episodes and read a variety of fanfictions ranging from family type things to kinky sex shit we were very close and im sure that a lot of people thought we were dating or at least fooling around together. We actually met each other at a Virginia anime convention where the anime club people went in a group and I went separately with some friends from high school (the best part of the experience was the wafflehouse in the hotel parking lot) but me and my friend got together at the con and went back to my groups hotel room to gush over the merch we had found and watch some anime together. I was in a closet cosplay that consisted of booty shorts and tied button up shirt so I had a lot of skin showing and we were sitting on the bed by ourselves until my friends came back and they all thought we had sex like no she was very attractive and had really nice curves but girl needed to shower more often because unfortunately she had a smell to her that I just didn’t like. I think she was interested in dating me but she ended up having financial problems of some sort and couldn’t come back to school the next year.

After she left school I came out as trans and got closer to the core group of the college anime club. They were all really hot except for the vegetarian one but she had a boyfriend and didn’t seem to like me much anyways so whatever. I also dated this one girl in my graduation class for like three days over the summer but she broke up with me because she was again a southern Baptist and couldn’t honestly date a trans person because it somehow went against god or some shit. That person has since come out as trans masculine. But anyways next person I dated was this smoking hot older girl who only wore skirts. She was southern Baptist and straight but I had to try even if I never got to be anything other than her creepy friend who everybody knew had a crush on her. She surprisingly was interested in dating me so we started going out. We went on dates around town to explore and see new stores and went to the park and shit was great we had kisses and cuddles and fun cute dates and sexy times but we also clashed a lot over mostly miscommunication. It didn’t help that I was on a medicine that once I started taking it regularly like I was supposed to my sex drive dropped to nonexistent. We fought over this a few times but still planned to try to get an apartment off campus the next year. I thought she was being too clingy by texting me pretty often that summer. I was in a bad mood all of that summer though. We broke up and got back together over the phone probably at least three times before deciding to break up for good. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if we had stayed together because when we weren’t fighting we had a lot of fun and I told her things I hadn’t told anybody before, I felt safe.

The next person I dated didn’t go so well. This was a friend from the colleges LARP club that also had people from the community or it was a community club that extended to the college kids and just ended up being held on campus but that’s how we met. She had a very butch androgynous look but I just really liked her personality no matter how hot she looked in her leather jacket. So we started off as LARP friends and then I worked up the nerve to ask for her number and just texted her about random things and we ended up talking about how much we both like coffee so that turned into a coffee date at the local dunkin and it was a lot of fun and we had a few more dates like that and things were looking good. A few friends that knew both of us warned me that she didn’t normally go for men but I had talked to her myself and was like that a lie and you don’t know what youre talking about ok so we hung out for a few months going slow and not really relationship dating. Around the time I was thinking of asking her to be a couple my mental health deteriorated and I ended up being hospitalized. I tried calling her once to keep up the habit of talking at night through text since I couldn’t text at the time but I think me being in the “cr*zy ward” freaked her out because 1) the phone call did not go well and was never tried again and 2) once I got out of the hospital I texted her to see if she was interested in picking up where we left off and she shut me down saying she just wanted to be friends. Of course not even a month later I found out that she and the girl I had dated for over a year were now dating. This bothered me for a long time and I was constantly wondering if I was too cr*zy to date somebody or it was because I was trans a whole bunch of self hatred type thoughts. I eventually got over it (mostly)

Then I didn’t date anybody until last year. I started texting my friend Cat from high school (back then we had a very cute James Potter Severus Snape thing going on where the characters were dating but we weren’t) and I learned that they were agender and ace and I thought it over and determined that I was ridiculously attracted to them and didn’t mind being in a nonsexual relationship because at the time I was still pretty sex repulsed myself besides for reading kinky fanfiction and getting myself off every once in a while. So We went on a friends date in the spring to see Zootopia and it was so much fun and they were so cute in their leggings and hoodie with their windblown cropped hair dyed dark red. I asked them if they wanted to date and they said yes so we went on our first official date (a hike up an abandoned walking trail where we both got covered in ticks and I had to stop and stretch out a bad leg cramp, then we got lunch at a cute vegetarian café in town and went to the town park to hang out. We sat in the grass and listened to Florence and the Machine songs and smiled at each other looking cute. We then got milkshakes and learned that we still had ticks on us from the hick and they took me home and gave me a sweet kiss goodbye with the promise of more dates in the future). Over the summer we hung out a lot because they and their mom were moving from the house they had lived in for years to a house a county over and I volunteered to help with the moving of the last few belongings. Maybe 5 trips all together, but it was a good time every day we got to see each other. We would comfortable hang out in their old house packing things up and taking our time and then we would take the forty five minute drive to the new house listening to whatever queer music we could find and save to playlists. Then we would cuddle on their couch after taking the days moving things inside and find something nice to eat on the way back to my house. I visited their college a few times (another traditionally women’s college) and met their friends who were also agender and queer and very cute people indeed. I enjoyed all the time I spent with Cat. Cat also helped me realize I was leaning more towards being a demiguy than strictly binary trans and that it was okay if I was ace, that sexuality can be fluid. Our relationship was very intimate and domestic and I loved it, especially the tight hugs and long slow kisses I would get each time we met and each time we had to say goodbye. I fell in love with Cat and because we didn’t see each other all the time and there was no pressure to maintain a sexual relationship I felt I could maintain those feelings I had for cat for a long time. We dated up until August of 2017 when they texted me and let me know they felt they were not only agender and asexual but also felt aromantic and would prefer to be platonic as they couldn’t keep up with the demands of a relationship. This devastated me. I took a week off from school to lie at home and let myself deal with the depression this brought. Im over Cat now. I enjoyed what we had but Im happy being friends though our ideas of friendship are different but that’s another textpost entirely.

I recently went to Charlottesville Pride 2017 with my friends that are the couple where I dated both and now they are happily dating each other and one of their other trans friends and it was so much fun. I think the act of getting a bag of free condoms reawakened my sex drive somehow?? Because now I would totally be down to get sex from anybody I was attracted to?? And im attracted to a lot more people than I usually am?? Like it was my friend Ness’s birthday a few weeks ago and she invited the same trans friend that went to pride with us to come and she brought her cousin with her and damn. Her cousin was the cutest and got so drunk like baby no you gotta stop while its still fun. So he’s agender and gave me his Snapchat and Im just…crushing so hard…hes too cute. But also I’ve been talking to people on OKCupid and everyones just so attractive (not the cismen tho neither the hets or gays wanna hit it so fuck em I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life) and all these tumblr people are cute and I wanna date everybody but everybody live like at least three hours away and it makes me sad because nobody seems to wanna try a long distance type thing which I would be up for.

So tl;dr: if youre reading this and you think im cute, message me and ill tell you what all we could do together ;)

Im a biromantic greyace chubby transmasculine enby and i like all body types and most personality types lol

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