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XY’s Muse
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Like I have stated before, this is my first fanfic. Please let me know what you think of it. Any kind of criticism will be welcome.
uploaded on 01/23/21
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Chapter 2
XY was staring at the ceiling. A week has already passed. And he still couldn't stop thinking about the day he spent with Marinette. It was the most fun he'd had in a while.
Before the whole Silencer fiasco, his father would not stop pressuring him to produce a new song. So when they met up for dinner and his dad came up with the idea of stealing someone else's music, he couldn’t bring himself to decline.
XY knew it was wrong.
But all he wanted was the chance to finally impress his dad. Bob Roth might not have the best attitude towards him, but he was all XY had left.
Xy already lost his mom. He would not lose his dad too.
At least, that's what he believed. He should've known that his father was just using him for money. According to his dad, money was the most valuable thing in life.
XY scoffed. He should've known better. He should've known that all his father thought of hi-
He felt a buzz in his pocket and his face immediately brightened. Marinette just texted him!
Marinette: what's up?
Marinette: have u been inspired yet?
Marinette gave XY the idea to just sit back and let inspiration hit him. It was a common idea but it was one that most people tend to forget in the long run.
XY: nothing much
XY: and nope.
XY: my dad has been pressuring me to come up with something tho
Marinette: ignore him
Marinette: he's just mad cause he can't get any ladies
The three dots popped up on his screen.
Marinette: OH CRAP I'M LATE
Marinette: TTYL.
XY rolled his eyes and smiled.
They've been texting back and forth these past few days. He's learned so many things about her and vice versa.
It was nice. It's been a while since XY has had a friend.
Maybe she'll be even more, XY couldn’t help but think as he ran a hand through his hair.
"Huh," XY said out loud. "Even more"
And just like that, inspiration for his next song hit him.
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Marinette was thinking of a certain blonde-haired, blue-eyed musician when she heard her phone ring.
"Tikki!" she screamed, staring at her phone as if it was Hawkmoth himself.. "He's calling me. XY is calling me."
Tikki sighed and floated next to Marinette, "Maybe you should answer it. It would be pretty rude to keep him waiting."
"Right, right," Marinette answered his call and hoped her voice didn’t sound as squeaky as she thought it did.. "Hey."
"Hey."
There was a moment of awkward silence.
Marinette didn’t know what to do. She glanced at the small goddess.
Tikki rolled her eyes at their awkwardness as she gestured to the phone. Ask him why he called you, she mouthed to Marinette.
Marinette nodded. That was a smart idea. "So," Marinette cleared her throat. "Why did you call me?"
"Right, Uhm." Marinette heard him shuffling around his room. "You know how you've been asking me if I was inspired and stuff?"
Marinette's eyes grew wide and a huge smile took over her face as she started to nod before remembering that he couldn't see her. "Yep." she eagerly said, "Did you find any?"
"Yes!" Marinette could hear the excitement in his voice. "I was actually wondering if you wanted to design the outfits for my music video."
Marinette's eyes looked shocked. "Yes!" she jumped around in excitement before remembering she was still in a call with XY. "Why me though?"
XY’s voice sounded confused.. "What do you mean, why you? You're literally perfect for it. You're talented. Plus, everyone loves your designs."
Marinette’s cheeks resembled a tomato. She has never been more thankful for the fact that he couldn't see her right now.
"Thank you." Marinette managed to mumble. "That really means a lot."
"You're welcome." XY said. Marinette had a feeling he was smiling though. "I have to go and have my dad listen to the demo. But I'll text you later, okay?"
"Yep," Marinette whispered and gave Tikki a cookie. "Good luck. I know that whatever song you came up with is gonna sound good. No matter what he'll say."
Marinette heard a faint "Thanks" from the phone before the call ended.
Marinette screamed into her pillow and looked up and saw Tikki look at her with amusement. “I think I like him.”
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"So, what do you think?" XY asked as his father finished listening to his song. "Is it bad? Do you think people will like it?"
Bob Roth grinned at his son. "This is a Masterpiece. Where did you find this?" He gestured to the video of XY singing the song, "Who did you steal this from?"
XY's proud smile immediately turned into a scowl. "What do you mean, who did I steal this from?" He yelled at his dad, his blue eyes glaring at him as he grabbed the demo from the table. "I made it. I came up with it myself." XY felt his eyes tearing up. "Something you would actually know if you thought of me as something more than a money-making machine."
How could he? XY thought as he climbed up the stairs. Is it that hard to believe that I could come up with something good?
XY slammed his door shut. "All I wanted was to prove to him that I wasn't a talentless son." XY put his hands on his face. "I just wanted to make him proud."
XY felt a buzz in his pocket and immediately knew that it was Marinette. After all, she’s the only one that ever texts him.
Marinette: how did it go?
Marinette: did he like it?
XY wiped away the tears that were starting to come out of his eyes. He couldn't help but smile. Marinette certainly had an effect on him.
XY: he called it a masterpiece
Marinette: yes! I knew he would like it.
XY: yeah
XY: but then he asked me who i stole it from
Marinette: THAT JERK
Marinette: WTF
Marinette: THAT's SO MESSED UP
Marinette: HOW COULD HE-
Marinette: DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT HIM UP FOR YOU????
XY laughed at her text messages. He only started to text her and he already felt better.
XY: no, it's fine
XY: i actually yelled at him
Marinette: ...
Marinette: do you feel better?
XY: actually, yep.
XY: he's a really sucky father
Marinette: for some reason, a lot of the blondes i know have a toxic parent
Marinette: it's kinda sad
XY: maybe it's a paris thing
They texted back and forth, XY laughing at the memes Marinette sent.
XY: You're definitely a daughter of Athena
Marinette: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
Marinette: is that a percy jackson reference i see
XY: yep
XY: have u read the books?
Marinette: duh
Marinette: you haven't lived til you've read the books
Marinette: sadly, the movies sucked tho
XY: I KNOW
XY: ANNABETH WASN'T EVEN BLONDE
Marinette: EXACTLY!!
Marinette: SJSJSJSJSJSJ
Marinette: THE MOVIES SCARED ME FOR LIFE
XY: oh yeah
XY: before i forget
XY: what's ur insta?
Marinette: which one
XY scrunched his eyebrows up in confusion.
XY: What do you mean by which one?
Marinette: i have two
Marinette: one as my personal one and the other one for commissions and stuff
XY: ohhh
XY: smart
Marinette: i know ;)
Marinette: my personal one is @Mdupaincheng and the one for my commissions one if @MDCdesigns
XY switched his apps and searched up Marinette's personal instagram. He clicked on the first result that came up.
The profile picture was Marinette in a blue, silky dress that went just above her ankle. There was a slit on her left leg that showed her knee. It was nighttime and Marinette was practically glowing under the city lights. She was staring at something on her right side, with one hand running through her silky black hair which was down for once.
She looked hot.
After XY stopped admiring her profile picture, he finally noticed her follower count.
She had 200,000 followers. 200,000.
It wasn't as high as XY's follower count, that was still quite a lot.
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XY: i didn't know u were insta famous
Marinette: wdym?
Marinette: which acc
XY: ur personal one
XY: u have over 200k followers
Marinette thought that she read his text wrong. There's no way that Marinette had that many followers. 200,000? There was no way.
Marinette: ur lying
XY: I'm not.
XY: check ur acc
It's been a while since Marinette has logged onto her personal account. The hate she got the last time she's been signed in was too much for her and when Alya told her to log out and just focus on her other account, @MDCdesigns, she couldn't bring herself to argue against her.
Marinette hasn't even thought of that account since that day. So when she logged in and saw that XY wasn't lying, she accidentally dropped her phone in shock.
Tikki looked at Marinette with a questioning look.
Marinette ignored her kwami and texted the blue-eyes boy back.
Marinette: HOLY SHIT
Marinette: I HAVE 200k FOLLOWERS
Marinette: HOW TF DID THAT HAPPEN
XY: when was the last time you checked ur acc
Marinette: about 3 months ago
Marinette: the media thought i was adrien's gf and his fangirls came at me
Marinette: i got a ton of hate and a friend of mine told me to log out and just focus on my @MDCdesigns acc
Marinette: so i did
Marinette: i haven't thought abt that acc since then
XY: the fangirls were probably just jealous
XY: it's been months so they probably calmed down
XY: I'm looking through the comments rn and so far the latest hate comment you've got was about 2 weeks ago
XY: you've got a bit of a fanbase yk
Marinette: WHAT DO I DO
Marinette: DO I JUST CONTINUE NOT TO POST OR SHOULD I POST SOMETHING ON MY STORY ABT HOW THANKFUL I AM FOR 200k
Marinette: HOW COME NONE OF MY FRIENDS TOLD ME ABT THIS
XY: don't post anything rn
XY: post a picture of yourself and the caption it something that shows ur thankful for the number of followers u received
XY: OH
XY: a few hours before u post the picture, make sure u post on ur story abt how ur back from ur break on social media
XY: that way ppl will understand why u haven't been active
XY: it'll also have ppl prepared for ur post and they'll be waiting for u to post it
XY: that'll give u more engagement and stuff
Marinette: thank u
Marinette: that was really helpful
Marinette: when should i post something?
Marinette: AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHY MY FRIENDS DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABT THIS
XY: u told ur friend that u were taking a break from social media right?
Marinette: yes
XY: then they probably weren't expecting u to post anything so they weren't checking ur insta
XY: u should post something on the weekend
XY: that way ppl wouldn't bother u during school this week
XY: if u want i can help u come up with ideas tomorrow?
Marinette: yes, please!
Marinette: do u wanna come over
Marinette: we can plan it in my room so that ppl won't overhear us
XY: guess I'll see u tomorrow then
XY: just text me the time ur available and I'll be there
Marinette: make sure to wear a disguise tho!
Marinette: we got lucky last time and no tabloids caught us
XY: ur right
XY: we must've been really lucky if no one got a pic of us
XY: but okay
XY: I'll wear my best disguise
XY: goodnight, princess
Marinette blinked a few times, making sure she read the text correctly.
Princess.
Marinette: goodnight ♥
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loved ur writing. Could u do #132 pls. Thank u
132. "Yes I'm out clubbing on New Years. Please just pick me up!"
A/N~ Thanks for the ask! You didn't specify for what pairing so I just did for ShinRan. Hope that's okay 🥳 And this one can take place in a future canon I would say ;) here is the prompt list
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Admittedly, Ran had a little bit too much to drink. She hadn't even realized she drank that much until suddenly she needed an escort to the bathroom every few minutes.
She honestly hadn't meant to have that much- she really didn't. But she had been sad. Not angry, just disappointed.
It was New Years and she had to spend it alone. Well. . . that was the plan until Sonoko got involved. At the young and ripe age of 23, Sonoko was horrified when Ran said she hadn't planned on doing anything tonight. What was the point? The person she wanted to spend it with wasn't there.
But the Suzuki heiress wouldn't hear another word of it. They were going out tonight. And while Ran had thought that meant a nice dinner and then to go down town to see the festival, that wasn't what her friend had in mind at all.
She noticed that when Sonoko showed up to her apartment to meet her and apparently she was severely under-dressed.
"Oh, there is no way you're wearing that," had been her friend's first words and Ran took a moment to glance down at her clothes before taking a glance at her friend's outfit.
There was no debate. She was completely under-dressed. But Ran was confused. Why in the world was Sonoko dressed like that for a dinner? Ran wasn't the problem. Sonoko was just over-dressed.
"Dinner?" Sonoko had said surprised before she began laughing. "You're guard dog is out of town for once, Ran. We're going out."
Ran was more curious about the extra emphasis on 'out' rather than her slight irritation she compared her boyfriend to an overprotective mutt.
"Out?"
Thus how she ended up in the situation she was at now.
Because apparently out meant clubbing.
Which she had never done before. She never really had any desire to do that. Especially with what Sonoko had forced her to wear.
"I-I can't wear that, Sonoko!" she had practically shrieked when her friend pulled out a dress she forgot she even had from her closet. It was a black, incredibly short, and even more revealing dress. She only wore that on . . . special occasions. And her special occasion wasn't here right now so she didn't want to wear that dress.
"Why? It's hot!"
"But it's not outside," Ran said pointedly but her blush intensified as her friend simply ignored her and began digging in her closet for a pair of matching shoes. "It's New Years, Sonoko. I'll freeze!"
"Which is where the dancing and alcohol come in, Ran," her friend said casually and with experience, as if she knew what she was doing.
She probably did.
Shinichi had told her on numerous accounts that she could be a bit of a pushover when it came to the Suzuki heiress. She could be guilted into doing almost anything her friend begged for.
And Ran grumbled that he was right when she found herself stuffed in a tight dress and with a drink in one hand. And then how even later, she found herself sitting on a curb by herself.
It had been her fault. Sonoko had took notice of how much she had to drink right away and told her to stay close. But it was so crowded. They got separated. So Ran just walked out.
She tried to use her brain somewhat and attempted to send her friend a text. A text that said she was outside. Her hand couldn't hold steady though and oddly, the words were moving all over her screen. She was sure her message said anything but what she had intended, so instead, she attempted something else.
Honestly, at the time she thought it had been the responsible thing to do.
She called her boyfriend. Her boyfriend that she had told earlier that she would be staying at home all night.
In no time at all, his welcoming but also confused voice, filtered through the line.
"Ran?"
He was probably wondering what she was still doing awake. She knew it was well past midnight and since she told him she wasn't doing anything that night, he likely expected her to be in bed by now.
Trying to control the wavering in her tone, she straightened, even though if she had been thinking clearly- she would've figured it wouldn't matter considering he wasn't there to see her. She should've focused more on the slur in her words.
"Are you okay?" She could hear the concern beginning to leak into his voice which was the opposite of what she wanted. She didn't want him to be mad at her.
"I'm fine," she said a little too forcefully.
And then making her even more nervous he asked, "Are you drunk?"
Even though she was probably being so obvious, Ran couldn't help but be surprised in that moment. How had he figured it out so soon? She didn't drink often and when she did, she never allowed herself to get to the point she was at now. So she asked him.
And he laughed. He actually laughed and she wanted to punch him if he were here.
"Because you keep asking me to pick you up."
"Well yeah," she said a bit exasperatedly. "I can't find Sonoko so-"
"Wait, Sonoko?" he questioned with a bit more alarm and she knew that's when she actually messed up.
"What are you doing with Sonoko?"
Immediately and out of guilt, she just blurted whatever came to mind first. "She wanted to go clubbing!"
"Clubbing? On New Years?" Now he really sounded panicked. Ran was beginning to realize that maybe calling her boyfriend was a bad idea. "Is Kyogoku-san with you guys?"
If she had been sober she probably would've understood what he really was asking. Was anybody with any sense of responsibility with them? Someone to take control of the situation when Sonoko wanted to do something crazy and Ran was powerless to argue.
Meekly, she said, "No. . . "
His tone was quickly changing and Ran hated how he was able to make her feel ashamed. "Put Sonoko on the phone."
The guilt was eating her alive now and her lower lip began to tremble. She really didn't want to cry but she could hardly hold it in. First she got split from Sonoko so she couldn't leave and then secondly, Shinichi was clearly mad at her. And she knew it would only get worse after. . .
"She's not here," she said softly as if maybe he wouldn't hear and then forget about this entirely.
"What?!"
"We got separated and it's my fault!" she burst into tears, unable to keep a hold of her overflowing emotions anymore and Shinichi fell silent at her obvious distress.
But it didn't stop him from being disappointed.
"But you guys should know better to both drink that much-!” He cut himself off when he realized it must've been a lost cause now. The damage was done but on top of that, there was no use in arguing when she was too drunk to comprehend.
"Damn Suzuki," he growled through the line and she could hear him moving around now. "Just stay there. I'll call her on the hotel phone." And the entire time she listened as he proceeded to curse Sonoko's name.
"Clubbing, Ran?" he said a bit disbelievingly. "You never like to do those things and of all nights." When he wasn't there for when things like this happened.
"Yes, clubbing," she said a bit frustratedly. "Yes, I'm out clubbing on New Years." And slowly the anger faded and the tears began to leak into her voice again as her throat seemed to constrict from trying to hold it down. "Can you please just pick me up?"
Why did he need to call Sonoko anyway? He could just come here, help her find her friend, and then take them both home.
"That's how I knew you were drunk."
"H-huh?" What did that have to do with anything? And how did her begging him to pick her up off the side of the road tell him that she was drunk? Shouldn’t that show that she feels safe with him. That when she’s scared, he’s her first thought?
"Ran," he said slowly as if trying to give her a chance to notice her own mistake.
"I'm in Osaka right now. You walked me to the train station this morning."
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lmao okay so there’s this thirsty guy on instagram.. he like started messaging in like october 2015. and he was really fit. he’s 23 too and like really muscular and really tall.. and at that time, i searched by image on google and he is a real person. he also has pics of him with his face and body and it’s legit.
and TBH his first message was like “hey cutie” with a dick pic and IT WAS MASSIVE. i dont even know how he found me cause he says he’s not on tumblr and the picture he linked when he messaged was an untagged pic.. but he doesnt remember but he found me there. and then i asked him if where is he from and LMAO he lives in London and it’s funny because he messaged like 3 months after i left London so yeah im very lucky right. cause i wouldve definitely hopped on that dick if i was still there.
but yeah he sent pics and videos so i got to see his dick in different angles and they’re all consistent so it is his dick. and there was even this one photo of his dick next to a mug and IT’S WAY BIGGER THAN THE MUG. LIKE IT’S A GIANT DICK. and then i asked him how big it is and he said it’s 11 inches. and he sent more photos of how like there was one time a bottom could only take half of it and no one was able to deepthroat it cause its so big. and im like OKAY INTERESTING... and he’s a dom top too! which is perf cause im a power bottom and i’m up for a challenge so i entertained him for a while out of boredom and ofc i send back some vids and pics of mine too cause it’s only fair. and this has been going on for like 2 years already BUT not so frequently cause he like messages twice a month or once a month. or every few months.. and tbh i only reply when i literally have nothing else to do and i leave him on “Seen” cause whats the point.. like hello.. i’m in Canada and you’re in London so?? you can grab an ass right there.. why are you messaging me lol. and this guy isnt looking for anything serious, he just wants to fuck and he obvi just messages when he’s super horny like he just sends them when it’s the evening in London or like 2am UK time or early morning
but tbh his messages are a fucking mess cause he’s into like feminising his bottoms. and tbh im not even into that.. BUT i’m the type of guy who’s always up for a challenge and i wanted to put my power bottom skills to the test and take on that 11 inch dick cause that’s like an opportunity that doesnt always happen. so i just black out everytime he uses the word “boy pussy” and the c-word and all of that. cause i mean my masculinity aint that fragile and they’re just words
so anyway, last december 2016 i went to London to visit my family. and i messaged him cause yeah i was ready! but HEY he was away for the duration of my stay cause he was up north in england : ) but yeah i got dicked down by two english jocks anyway (and even got both on video cause they were both into that thing and i dont mind expanding my collection) so it was fine but yeah obvi i would’ve loved to try that monster dick
and then when i got back here in Canada last January, he messages and says he’s home and can accommodate and i was like “i just got back in Canada” and he was upset and he sent a dick pic. and then i was like “sorry maybe next time” and yeah this guy keeps messaging like every few months now. even when i told him i wont be back in like another year. and tbh i dont even reply or just have short replies at this rate cause really whats the point
but yeah here’s when it starts getting really crazy, he messaged recently and..
it was a photo of a guy sucking his dick and yeah the bottom just had his mouth on the tip and couldnt even reach half of it. he was like “wish it was u kneeling down” and it was hot! so ofc i reacted. and since i was bored and i just asked him how he fucked him cause ya know the details might be hot. but yeah it gets messy from here..
and he talked about how the guy begged to remove the condom (cant blame him tbh.. imagine getting bred by a monster cock. that doesnt happen always) and he even sent a video (and it was hot) then he talked about how he’s gonna fuck me and its redundant now cause like he’s been saying almost the same thing he has already told me. and I literally cringe everytime he calls it a “boy pussy” im like STOP TALKING.
BUT IT GETS MESSIER NOW CAUSE HE WENT “i’ll demolish ur ass and gape u so hard until my seed is leaking from ur [redacted] and lick ur [redacted] while ur wearing my gf’s panties”
AND IM LIKE HOLD ON WHAT???? GF??!?!? YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? and i obvi just typed lowercase like i was calm but inside i was FREAKING OUT. i mean its obvi NOT in my place to pry at his relationship but yeah so i was just like “u have a gf?” and he was like “yah i hope that doesnt put u off” and IM LIKE OF COURSE IT DOES. LIKE WHATTT. so i went “aah okay why dont u break up with her then if u fuck other guys?” and he was like “cause she has amazing tits but she wont let me touch her arse.. and besides boy pussy is hot and makes me cum loads more than girl pussy” and im like in my head GOD WHY DID I EVER REPLY TO THIS DEMON and he then he was like “i still wanna fuck ur brown asian pussy” and I WAS LIKE WELL WHAT THE FUCK.... and in my head i was... and then i replied “uh okay” #CANCELLED and GODDDDDD I FEEL DEFILED and A MESS??!?! I mean i didnt know he had a gf when i messaged him BUT THE FACT HE”S THATTTYPE OF WHITE DEVIL. and i asked him if his gf knows or if its an open relationship and he said “no” and he hasnt been caught. and he even bragged about fucking his gf’s gay 18 y o cousin who was a virgin and im like what the hell is THIS WHITE DEMON WITH A MONSTER DICK LIKE WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE A LITERAL MONSTER
anyway, obvi i was turned off! he probably does have an 11-inch cock that’s like super rare but i have dignity and my manhood! and his feminising kink wasnt my thing anyway. i just stayed for the pics and videos and the possibility i’d put my skills to the test and see if i can deepthroat him BUT OBVI THAT IS CANCELLED IF HE HAS A GF. LIKE I DONT WANNA BE THE OTHER PERSON or a side piece. but yeah gosh i am just shook rn. i like unsent all the nudes i sent and vids (thank god instagram has that feature)
and he hasnt stopped messaging, but yeah i now stopped replying and will stop replying. like i know this is probably like a men dot com gay porn fantasy to get fucked by a hot “straight guy” especially WITH A giant cock but like.. this is all too much. like this demon is out here fucking dudes and even rawing them behind her back. and im not gonna get involved like it’s a fucking mess and
#a literal monster#gosh this day couldnt get any better#i swear this really happened#i dont normally share details of my life but this one had to be let out cause i would go crazy if i didnt vent it like godd!!!?!?!?#im literally stunned what the hell happened there#lemon#long post
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Planning WILD 4hr
Okay so I really like the idea of YJ asking why did you stop? And SY continues. The question is when SY gives in and YJ fucks her senselessly. After SY cums twice. How does on finish YJ off. I kept thinking just how exactly to fuck her lmao. So I can paint the whole picture
i like YJ flipping SY and fucks her senselessly and maybe she’s already close after making SY comes twice? and maybe she gets closer when SY starts begging her
people can also cum from the other end of strap - coz the friction and maybe YJ is the kind who gets off by giving others pleasure aksjakaj
Okay takes intensive notes haha
what do u mean exactly by SY ‘giving in’ btw?
She begs.
ogay so we're on the same page
yea I can see YJ just flipping her - so she's the top now and fucks her senselessly they can cum together
Coming together and cumming together iconic(edited)
lmao the ideal that can happen - or SY can help her to cum after that
Alright so let the paint the whole picture. I know what happens in middle and the end but how did we get here. Aka I'm in charge you do all the work.
the one in charge is YJ right? power bottom
Mhm
(lmao im still trying to process YJ fully bottomingm, Im-)
Please collect yourself. It was a lot for me to imagine too. maybe there's somekind of power struggle in the beginninng
and SY shoves YJ to the bed
and just climbs her at firsr
when YJ wants to flip her, SY resists
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Okay starting with a playful vibe...
So picture it, their bed, it's night. SY shoves YJ to the bed. They start kissing and as it escalates flips them and the SY pouts.
Bruh please tell me why my brain wants her to dead ass say, I want to be on top. Haha brain is doing the most
or maybe whe YJ wants to flip them, SY shoves her again to the bed, "Stay there." Cause right now nothing would be fucking hotter than her "lightly" grasping her neck and pulling her in for a kiss but I digress sjsgshdkdj
when SY finally gives inn before YJ flips them
Now so SY climbs on top? Or is she already on top when she tells yj to stay put.
she's already on top I guess?
so she shoves YJ, climb and straddle her (so she's on top now), they make out, and it gets hot YJ wants to flip them but SY resists
So basically I need to set the space where YJ literally decides not to move lmao. I'm trying to connect the stars. Maybe she takes it as a challenge when SY tells her to stay put. But then i feel like it's projecting cause im purposely problematic sksksk
ok but does power bottom also means that she gives her a detailed order 'what to do'
i need to revisit the concept of pwer bottom tbh lmao
Seeeeeee that's the thing ime power btms are talkative af and I just couldn't see it. Lmaoooo
right, maybe we dont assign roles here but just focus on the action dem activity maybe we can list down what can happen: - SY riding YJ
I was thinking SY just handcuffs one of her hand to the headboard lmao but that's for another time. or maybe use her tie lol Omg, omg I like it. I like it alot. So SY tells her stay put and she stradding her and she starts particularly undressing YJ and she uses the tie to restrain just one of YJs hands. This is a mood skskssksk
just one or both bc, ”no touching”
One just in case SY wants to voluntarily use the free hand to touch... herself adagshsjs
like, it doesnt matter if SY use YJ’s hand on herself or on Young Jin , Im into it aksjakaj
Lmaooooo we on the same page
i have that kink when u just guide ur partner’s hand like that akskakaj
Lmaooooo we on the same page
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 10:45 PM
but its very hot if SY just ‘borrow her hand’ like that
and guide it between her legs
while whispering sth into her ear (im still thinking what lmao)(edited)
anyway what if SY wears lingerie
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and thats why she keeps YJ down there
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coz she wants the other woman to enjoy the view
ihyuniYesterday at 10:55 PM
Ah okay SY is already ready for bed when YJ comes home in uniform and SY is wearing something a little special. Okay issa vibe.
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 10:55 PM
maybe with YJ's coat outside?
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just to hide her lingerie inside?
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lmao
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RIP Young Jin
ihyuniYesterday at 10:55 PM
You and this coat kink lmao
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 10:55 PM
its a look
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also - its practical to just, take off the coat for the 'big reveal' lmao
ihyuniYesterday at 10:58 PM
I'm think lingerie but modest aka something like a slip design but very short lol.
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The first question why are you wearing my coat in bed lmaooooo
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 10:59 PM
well she waits from the living room
ihyuniYesterday at 11:03 PM
But see if we do that we need connect A (them in the living room) to B (them getting to the bedroom. Let's focus on breaking backs like glow sticks lol
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 11:04 PM
akdsjgalkg
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i thought they can just make out all the way there
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their place is very simple, its just a few steps from the living room to the bed
ihyuniYesterday at 11:07 PM
Well when you set it up like that it's impossible to say not to want it hahah.
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Yes I can see this bumping into the wall. Giggling. Okayyyyy
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 11:08 PM
yep, cute
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and when they arrive in the room, SY shove YJ to the bed asap
ihyuniYesterday at 11:10 PM
Forget lingerie what when YJ comes home she's wearing one of her work shirts. Thirst 3636537%
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 11:10 PM
yes that too
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can be both tbh hahahah
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the white shirt
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only the white shirt
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and its kinda too long - so its a look
ihyuniYesterday at 11:11 PM
Lmaoooo or she pulls a wifey and layers but I like only the white shirt
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 11:14 PM
lmao
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i thnk SY would look great wearing YJ's only white shirt tho lmao
ihyuniYesterday at 11:17 PM
I have received the thirst message loud and clear lol.
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 11:18 PM
alsfjglajg
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sry I just have a thing with white shirt lsadjglsadgj
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ok so
ihyuniYesterday at 11:21 PM
Oh I thought you were stressing that there was nothing underneath asghfxj
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 11:21 PM
yea but also the white shirt
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a sight
ihyuniYesterday at 11:21 PM
Lmaoooooo got it.
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 11:23 PM
ok but what happens after SY borrows YJ's hand
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aslgdj
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tbh imo guiding ur partner's hand would be hotter if they're blindfolded but this is not the case here aksdjgajg
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bc SY wants her to see
ihyuniYesterday at 11:29 PM
Um did we reach this place yet lmao. I just remembered her tying the hand. We brainstormed the thirst lmao
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 11:29 PM
yep
not yet hahah
yea tie her hand only
ihyuniYesterday at 11:33 PM
Oooh I know you said the white shirt is a vibe but it's even more of a hit when its open so maybe she unbuttons it in a few but we'll insert later.
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 11:33 PM
maybe after YJ got tied up bruh
ihyuniYesterday at 11:34 PM
Brain is slowly melting rn so then
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 11:34 PM
like after she tie one of YJ's hand
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(with her tie)
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SY unbuttons 1-2 buttons
ihyuniYesterday at 11:35 PM
We forgot something important lol.
Suave-AlpacaYesterday at 11:35 PM
the strap?
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ksadgkjdsagjadsg
Yes, the freaking strap.
ok so before SY shoves YJ to bed
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she unbuttons YJ's pants first
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and puts the strap on her?
ihyuniYesterday at 11:39 PM
We generally fix this error later. Let's skip back down lol
asdlkgalgj
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honestly if SY just rly want to mess up with YJ, she just tie her up and fuck herself givin a show
Anywho so say she goes the whole 9 yards and pleasures herself while on top of YJ even using YJ'S hand the whole shangbang. After she cums... (???) [YJ is like untie me right now]
"I'm not done with you."
(ok YJ looks mighty fine on screen and my thirst goes off the chart)(edited)
Then a stride for a magical ride.
ya
SY just tugs the strap
before she positions herself at the right spot and takes it all slowly But I digress so when SY starts to get close and YJ can tell. SY can barely keep her eyes open, maybe YJ reaches over and unties her hand but doesn't act. She's waiting... hmmm
what if SY is into choking and she use YJ's other hand to choke herself lmao while riding her
I'm going to need you to log out for me baby. This is a mess. I can't focus skskshdh
ok but its a sight at least lajgdlakdsjg
It is. Every is a sight cause the white shirt is open, her hair is probably in her eyes, and the moans are probably nonstop And i am not okay--'
like maybe at first YJ just use her hand to touch YJ around her chest (because the shirt is open) and SY just guide her free hand up and up to her neck, to choke her
The way you're trying to casually slip this in is fucking me up
i mean choking is valid
maybe SY would start slow, and YJ's hand would just roam around SY's skin - I mean her shirt is just hanging open and YJ just can't resist untl SY puts YJ's hand on her neck like that
"Tell me what to do."
Okay, Ill embrace this. Slowly. Bruh please tell me why my brain just hit that double rated R
(me, zooming on KSH's hands for research now
Im screaming sksgskdvsjd
because choking? asldjglkdsagj
No because earlier she came on YJs hand and my brain was like she put YJ's fingers in her mouth and I have ascended
Maybe SY drags YJ's hand up and up to her mouth so she can taste herself first
We both need to log out jesus
go all out
This is it. The porn of all porns we have composed lmao
but if SY rly wants YJ to watch maybe she sometimes leans back
so u know - its a clear view down there(plus its more torturous for YJ because her free hand can't really reach So Yeon?) wait maybe she can, asdlkgasglj i cant function but anyway she's not close enough to YJ and its torturous enough for YJ lmao
Okay, image noted.
so maybe the choking happens after that lmao
Alright let's progress before I lose what little conscious sense I have left.
Are we still doing the "beg" vibe. After YJ YJ unties her hand when SY is clearly close.
im into it personally
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if we went with SY "tell me what to do."
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(while choking)
ihyuniToday at 12:29 AM
Okay, the choking has a permanent place
Suave-AlpacaToday at 12:29 AM
(what would YJ say)
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"Fuck me."
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but is it in character?
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then SY has the ride of her life
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(while YJ's choking her)
ihyuniToday at 12:32 AM
Sis wouldn't say fuck me, that's your brain talking.
Suave-AlpacaToday at 12:32 AM
which is why im double asking lmao
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because that doesnt seem like her character
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(but its hot so)
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anyway
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what would she say
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what would prompt SY to ride her like there's no tomorrow
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Nov 20 Dancitron Movie Night - Star Trek: “Unification I,” “Unification II,” & “Necessary Evil”
Swoop got kicked out before the show began. It was impressive.
Although Prowl enjoyed the episodes, he probably actually paid more attention to the dominos after the show. (A contributing factor to this may be the fact that he was busy holding a tiny Tarantulas in his hands when he was supposed to be focusing on the show.)
Today Swoop 7:47 pm ((Start the timer. Swoop WILL be kicked out by 9pm.)) ((If I have to have him bite Soundwave, I will XD)) ItsyBitsySpyers 7:47 pm *Soundwave finishes moving the furniture in place and stretches across his usual couch, giving Swoop a wary head tilt before settling in.* Swoop 7:47 pm *scampers into the room wielding a staple gun* *as you do* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:48 pm [[Why do you have a staple gun.]] Ratchet 7:48 pm *who gave the child a staple gun* Swoop 7:48 pm Wheeljack : > ItsyBitsySpyers 7:48 pm [[Of course. Of course it was Wheeljack.]]
*Slow look at Ratchet. You're an Autobot. This is your fault somehow.* Swoop 7:48 pm *giggles* Yah! Ratchet 7:49 pm *has nothing to do with this and will almost definitely be having Words with Wheeljack* Swoop 7:49 pm *goes over to find out if you can staple goodies* Ratchet 7:49 pm Why did Wheeljack give you a staple gun. Swoop 7:49 pm Dunno! : > Ratchet 7:50 pm Oh. Good. Swoop 7:50 pm *one goodie stapled, the rest to go!* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:51 pm *Thinks about telling him not to staple goodies. Decides not to do it. Guests can look at their food before they pick it off the bar.* Swoop 7:51 pm *kthunk! kthunk! kthunk!* kehhehhhheheh Ratchet 7:51 pm *a little bit of staples in the tank never hurt anyone anyway* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:52 pm ((...who eats potato chips with ketchup)) Swoop 7:52 pm ((who puts smores in an oven? you light that shit on fire like a goddamn american)) Ratchet 7:52 pm [[ was that not salsa. like, very smooth not-chunky salsa ]] [[ but also, come to canada and eat ketchup flavoured potato chips. ]] Swoop 7:53 pm ((what the fuck is wrong with this woman)) ((who .... who does that.... who pours coke in their hair and then sunbathes?)) ((how fucking gross are you by the time you come inside?)) Soundwave Soundwave ItsyBitsySpyers 7:55 pm [[What.]] Swoop 7:55 pm Where Bird? : > ItsyBitsySpyers 7:55 pm [[Away for the evening.]] Swoop 7:55 pm : v : < Why? Ratchet 7:55 pm Where's *everyone*? Never used to be this quiet around here. ItsyBitsySpyers 7:56 pm [[He does not know where the usual guests are. Rumble and Frenzy are finishing their shift, Ravage is at the bar, and Zori is here.]] Tap tap neck. [[The others are busy or recharging.]] Swoop 7:56 pm Why Bird awayyy? ItsyBitsySpyers 7:57 pm [[Because we have things to do that involve working outside of the home.]] Swoop 7:57 pm But Me Swoop want to see Her Bird : < And show Her gun *waves the staple gun around* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:57 pm [[Put that down.]] Swoop 7:58 pm Why? Magnum Ace 7:58 pm ((so do I need to state that Magnum and Bull want to come or? ItsyBitsySpyers 7:59 pm ((Aye, just have them buzz him here)) Swoop 7:59 pm Soundwave ItsyBitsySpyers 7:59 pm [[Because you are going to staple something you shouldn't.]] Bevel 7:59 pm *arrives on time without starbucks* Swoop 7:59 pm YAH stapling fun kehhehh ItsyBitsySpyers 7:59 pm [[Staple your own room.]] Swoop 7:59 pm Me Swoop live in cave Caves no good for stapling Cause rock ItsyBitsySpyers 8:00 pm [[Get a better stapler.]] Swoop 8:00 pm Me Swoop have THIS stapler *waves more* Ratchet 8:00 pm Don't encourage him, Soundwave. Swoop 8:00 pm Soundwave When Bird coming back? ((is that kinder egg full of fucking PINS?)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:01 pm [[...You're right. You'll have to deal with him if he does get one. Swoop, don't get one.]] Magnum Ace 8:01 pm :: Hey, Soundwave? Can we come over? :: Swoop 8:01 pm Soundwave, Me Swoop want to play with Her Bird. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:01 pm [[She will not be here tonight, Swoop.]] Swoop 8:01 pm When here? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:02 pm [[Tomorrow.]]
*Perk? Is that the - ah, the Leaguers!*
[[Are all of you in the same place?]] Swoop 8:02 pm Tomooorrrooowwww? Magnum Ace 8:02 pm :: Hold on a moment :: Rosie 8:05 pm ((question what does my name show up as, bc Rabbit suddenly decided that being a guest wasn't good enough ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm ((Bay)) Swoop 8:05 pm Soundwave Whirl 8:05 pm ((here ooc, not ic yet. I'll let y'all know when I am IC here)) Magnum Ace 8:05 pm :: Okay, we are in the same place now :: ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm ((10 minute warning, maaaaaybe 15. gotta grab food. y'all be sure to do the same)) Swoop 8:05 pm Soundwave Soundwave Rosie 8:06 pm ((o7 I will get the fud ItsyBitsySpyers 8:06 pm *The Leaguers will find themselves faced with a bridge a little taller than themselves. Hopefully no humans are there to see.* Swoop 8:07 pm Soundwave Magnum Ace 8:07 pm -Magnum is the first one through- Hello Bevel 8:07 pm The magnets were funny. Swoop 8:07 pm Soundwave ItsyBitsySpyers 8:07 pm [[Greetings. Seat yourselves as you will. And hello, Bevel.]]
[[What, Swoop.]] Bull 8:07 pm *Bull Armor follows through after making sure no one else was around to see them leave* Swoop 8:07 pm You Soundwave tell Her Bird that Me Swoop want to play with Her tomorrow. Swoop 8:10 pm Soundwave Soundwave Soundwave, tell Her Bird about staple gun! *waves it around* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:11 pm [Yes?] Swoop 8:11 pm You tell Her Bird? Soundwave? Rosie 8:13 pm ((I doth return with gelato, a sugar cookie, and pretzels ItsyBitsySpyers 8:13 pm [Fine.] Swoop 8:13 pm You Soundwave tell Bird that Me Swoop miss Her! Rosie 8:13 pm ((also hopefully I show up as Rosie now Tarantulas 8:14 pm (( swoop ur almost as much a desperate mess for Bird as tarantulas is over prowl Tarantulas 8:14 pm (( also hello hi i have a headache but i will try to persevere, tarantulas is coming soon Swoop 8:14 pm ((they are very different types of messes but, considering I base Swoop's crushes on IDW's reaction to Grimlock and TFA's reaction to BlackArachnia... yeah he's a hot mess)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:14 pm *soundwave is caught up in something; he will be right back from the upstairs. ... and yet.* Swoop 8:15 pm : V Bevel 8:15 pm *he's still definitely here yep* Swoop 8:15 pm *THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE TELLING BIRD THAT HE MISSES HER, SOUNDWAVE* Magnum Ace 8:15 pm -and he's going to make an attempt at seating himself, and possibly help Bull up too- Swoop 8:15 pm *is going to staple the couches while he's unsupervised* *kthunk! kthunk! kthunk!* Rosie 8:15 pm *is also here* Swoop 8:15 pm *good luck getting THOSE pillows up* Ratchet 8:16 pm *all of these balloon tricks look completely useless* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm *All right. Now the mun has food - or, er, Soundwave went to tell Bird - and he can come back downstairs.* ((THREE MINUTE WARNING)) Rosie 8:16 pm *smol pink bot will slink over to the other.. strange, small bots* Swoop 8:16 pm *squeaks* SOUNDWAVE! Bevel 8:17 pm *soundwave you came back too soon for her to do anything fun boo* Bull 8:17 pm *Bull Armor follow Magnum to their seats.* Swoop 8:17 pm Soundwave. Soundwave! Magnum Ace 8:17 pm -And he's going to wave at the pink mech, when she's closer- Hello? Swoop 8:17 pm You tell Bird? You tell Her Bird what Me Swoop saying? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:18 pm [[Yes.]] Swoop 8:18 pm Okay! You Soundwave tell Her that Me Swoop love her : > Ratchet 8:18 pm Oooh. *chinhands* Rosie 8:18 pm Hello *smiles. Although perhaps not as enthusiastically as one might expect from her* *she's tired but wanted company* FakeProwl 8:19 pm *look what prowl showed up just in time for* *check out those dominos* Bevel 8:19 pm *well if she can't pretend to be Soundwave, she's gonna be a tank* Ratchet 8:19 pm *Ratchet is checking out those dominoes so hard, lisTEN TO THAT what a good sound* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:20 pm *Rumble trots downstairs at last and-- nope. Nope nope. He's heading right back up. Frenzy just snorts and takes a seat.* Swoop 8:20 pm ((omg these dominos feel so good but holy shit if you set that up and it didn't work, it'd be heartbreakting)) Soundwave Soundwave You tell Her Bird? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:20 pm [[He did. She acknowledged it.]] Swoop 8:20 pm Kay : > ((can bird roll her optics? this is a relevant question lol)) Bevel 8:21 pm *Frenzy will get a wave then if Rumble isn't showing up* Magnum Ace 8:21 pm What's your name? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:21 pm *Soundwave pings Prowl hello, nods to everyone who's shown up since, and loads up the proper video.*
((she cannot)) Bull 8:21 pm Hello Prowl. *Bull Armor greets the, now, familiar mech* FakeProwl 8:21 pm Are we watching domino videos tonight? *he can hope* Swoop 8:21 pm Soundwave Soundwave What Bird say? Us play? Tomorrow? : > ItsyBitsySpyers 8:22 pm [[We can watch them when we are finished with tonight's selection.]] He's in the mood to see them too. [[Yes. You two can play tomorrow.]] FakeProwl 8:22 pm Hel— You're back. *oh no. Where's Tarantulas? Looks around for Tarantulas.* I'm sorry, I thought we'd fixed— Do you need a ride home? Rosie 8:22 pm *pings Rumble. She's still not.. really in the mood, but that shouldn't stop you from coming to see the movie, too* Swoop 8:22 pm *chirps* Kay Magnum Ace 8:22 pm -oh! Prowl!- Oh, no, we asked to come this time. Hello, by the way Swoop 8:22 pm *giggles to himself* Whirl 8:22 pm *trots in, setting up at The Usual Table* FakeProwl 8:22 pm Oh—good. Swoop 8:22 pm *then staples a goodie to the nearest sofa* Bevel 8:23 pm Hey, Whirl! *yay she is not the only big bot at the table* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm ((WARNINGS.... i don't remember. i haven't seen these episodes in a while. and i forgot to watch them ahead of time because i forgot it was monday today. idk death and probably political stuff and things like that.)) Ratchet 8:23 pm *the most nonchalant of waves* Swoop 8:23 pm *he's gonna make a goodie smiley face on the sofa* *ART* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm *Rumble comes down again, but slowly, and as far around the back side to get to his seat as possible.* Swoop 8:23 pm *kthunk! kthunk! kthunk!* Rosie 8:23 pm *better* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm [[SWOOP.]] *BRIDGE* Swoop 8:24 pm Hi : > *BRIDGED* : V Bull 8:24 pm Top Joy managed to get some of GZ's nitro fuel and was literally bouncing off the walls. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:24 pm [[He JUST REPLACED that couch...]] ((netflix come on)) Magnum Ace 8:24 pm It is nice to see you again, and I apologize for lats Monday *last Swoop 8:24 pm ((new record! swoop beat netflix lol)) Whirl 8:24 pm I dunno, I think it's an improvement. Tell folks it's avant-garde art. Swoop 8:24 pm ((next week, spiderbot, next week the babydactyl comes for you)) Bevel 8:24 pm *gestures Rumble over to an empty seat by her, he can hide in her shadow* Bull 8:25 pm *while he could usually tolerate the hyper basketball leaguer; it was a bit muc today* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:25 pm *Rumble will absolutely hide there* Magnum Ace 8:25 pm ...Bull, is that why I didn't see Topjoy? Swoop 8:25 pm ((Everyone enjoy the staples swoop put in those goodies *fingerguns* )) Rosie 8:25 pm ((delicious)) Bull 8:26 pm Yeah... I tried to wrangle him with Jurota earlier but he can be very hard to catch. FakeProwl 8:26 pm ... *Goes to examine the damage to the couch.* Whirl 8:26 pm *and now that he's been Absolutely Unhelpful he'll look about, and spare a head bob for the bartender, the twins, and last, but not least--Shovel* Ratchet 8:26 pm [[ ..... 9 is on netflix now? ]] Magnum Ace 8:27 pm And getting Windy to help is out. FakeProwl 8:27 pm ((9 disappointed me tbh. i was super prepared to love it A Whole Lot and it was kind of just okay.)) Magnum Ace 8:27 pm He's...not very good at dealing with Topjoy Rosie 8:27 pm ((SAME prowl)) ((super same)) Whirl 8:27 pm ((i never saw it, myself)) Ratchet 8:28 pm [[ i... don't remember it very well..... i haven't seen it since the day it came out in theatres ]] [[ i do remember thinking the characters were cute. design-wise. ]] ItsyBitsySpyers 8:28 pm ((i'm sorry y'all please be patient while i try to whack rabbit into working)) Whirl 8:28 pm ((GOOD LUCK MY FRIEN)) Magnum Ace 8:28 pm ((have fun! FakeProwl 8:28 pm ((i saw it the first weekend or two it was out. honestly i don't remember the movie itself as much as i remember being let down by it.)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:29 pm ((THERE WE GO)) Rosie 8:29 pm (( \o/ FakeProwl 8:29 pm *Hm. He creates a completely flat, completely black, completely square bit of holomatter, and uses it as a wedge to try to pry the treats off the couch.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:30 pm *Now that the mun can pay attention, the bartender and the twins will nod back to Whirl, with an restrained-enthusiasm wave from Rumble* *And ping Prowl his gratitude.* FakeProwl 8:30 pm *greeting/permission ping.* Whirl 8:31 pm *you'll get a waving claw back* FakeProwl 8:33 pm *Did he hear "Ambassador Spock"? Sits on the couch sideways so he can watch the screen while he pries at the treats.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:33 pm *Prowl did hear. Tonight's fare will be... interesting.* Rosie 8:33 pm *quietly busies herself trying to get comfortable. This is much harder when it is only herself* *no microns tonight* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:34 pm *Frenzy holds out a rust stick. She want any?* Whirl 8:34 pm Huh. He upgraded to a jacket. Rosie 8:34 pm *..she will take one. One can't hurt* Thank you ItsyBitsySpyers 8:35 pm [[It looks more appealing. Closer to armor layering.]] \\NO PROB. AIN'T -MY- FOOT SQUISHED NOTHIN'.\\ Rosie 8:36 pm *light frown. yes, she knows* Whirl 8:36 pm I like to keep it simple, myself. Obviously. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:36 pm [[As does he, for himself.]] \\I GOT MORE LAYERS'N A TARNIAN TORTE.\\ Whirl 8:37 pm MOST of the mecha from your dimension do. FakeProwl 8:37 pm *there. last treat pried up. ... although a couple might've gotten a little smooshed onto the couch.* Whirl 8:37 pm Lots of what you'd call "fiddly bits." ItsyBitsySpyers 8:38 pm \\HEH. I'M TALKIN' A *BUNCH*, MECH. MOST YA CAN'T EVEN SEE. BUT YEAH. KINDA COMMON, 'N ALL.\\ *Soundwave slithers a feeler over to the couch to inspect the work and flicks a bit of mooshed-in treat with a claw. He'll finish cleaning it later.* FakeProwl 8:39 pm *Picks out the staples and... hm. What does he do with...?* *... He'll set them back near the other treats, but not with them. Smooshed and stapled food shouldn't be wasted.* Bull 8:40 pm *watches curiously since he has not seen this show before* Ratchet 8:40 pm *boops over to take those smooshed and stapled treats* Magnum Ace 8:41 pm -it is an interesting show- Whirl 8:41 pm *he made it about fifteen minutes and now it's time to slink on over to the bar* Hey, Ravage. Got a proposition for ya. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm =Hm?= Ratchet 8:41 pm *he's certainly had worse. and the staples just add flavour.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm *At least SOMEONE'S willing to eat them.* Whirl 8:42 pm @R: So. How d'you feel about non-cybernetic aliens? Cos I've got one that I can spare about... half of. Or some legs. Whichever you like. Ratchet 8:42 pm *also he feels somewhat responsible for the state they're in* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:42 pm *Soundwave shakes his helm. He will terminate himself before he allows his memory to deteriorate so.* @W: =...Live? Dead?= Whirl 8:42 pm @R: Dead. The former owner of the ship that hit me the other day. FakeProwl 8:43 pm *Well, if Ratchet wants them, problem solved.* *Goes to sit next to Soundwave.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm ((RABBIT CAN YOU PLEASE.)) Whirl 8:43 pm ((RBABIT)) Rosie 8:43 pm ((RIP ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm *Soundwave gently knee nudges.*
[[Thank you.]] Magnum Ace 8:43 pm ((RABBIT NO Rosie 8:43 pm ((I enjoy the frame it stuck on tho ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm @W: =...What purpose?= Whirl 8:44 pm @R: Dinner purposes. FakeProwl 8:44 pm *Knee nudges back. You're welcome.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm ((oh ffs... )) Tarantulas 8:46 pm *tarantulas is wary of swoop from last time, reasonably so, so he's appearing in hand-sized spider form. warning pings to soundwave and prowl before he descends from the ceiling and attempts to find a place to settle on or near them* Ratchet 8:46 pm *munches smooshed and stapled treats whilst retreating to the emptiest and most out of the way corner that's still got a view* FakeProwl 8:47 pm *... What if Prowl catches him while he's descending.* Tarantulas 8:47 pm *surprised wiggles, but sure!* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:48 pm *Ravage looks over at Prowl and Soundwave before flexing his paws and digging into the counter slightly with his claws....*
@W: =I experiment. Send soon.= Bevel 8:48 pm *pulls staples methodically out of the treats she's gotten and makes a pile of them on the table* FakeProwl 8:49 pm *Good. He's going to hold Tarantulas.* Whirl 8:49 pm *salutes* @R: You got it! I'm guessing that there are going to be a LOT of dead aliens over the next few... uh. *pause* Foreseeable future, honestly. Want dibs? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:49 pm @W: =Slowly. Many optics.=
*Soundwave looks up at Prowl's hands. What...?* Tarantulas 8:49 pm *smol happy spider, that's what* Whirl 8:50 pm *nods; gotcha. Honestly keeping this on the down-low just makes it more fun* So, can you hit me with a gaugebuster? Feels like it's been forever since I tasted anything. Magnum Ace 8:50 pm -is tempted to try one, but remembers last time- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm ((ENHANCE)) =Two, eh? Yes.= *Soundwave won't stop them if they want to. It's their choice.* FakeProwl 8:51 pm *Gonna just. Surreptitiously hold Tarantulas in his hands in his lap. Secret spider.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:52 pm *Looks down at the lap hands. Up to face. Down. ... Oh, he can guess.*
@T: (txt): Greetings. Whirl 8:52 pm That'd be just prime. FakeProwl 8:52 pm *... Tries to hook his thumb under a pedipalp.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:53 pm =...No Primes.= *Sliiiiide cubes.* Tarantulas 8:53 pm *tarantulas is busy for a while playing around with prowl's fingers then, but eventually he'll remember to get back to sw* Whirl 8:53 pm *catches em and raises the first one at Ravage* I'll toast to THAT, mech. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm *Ravage chuckles and taps a claw against the cube. Toast met.* Bevel 8:54 pm Good toast. Whirl 8:55 pm *raises one cube to Bevel as he makes his way back to his table* Hell yeah, it is! FakeProwl 8:55 pm *Prowl's fingers play back with Tarantulas. It's nicer than he expected to be able to feel such tiny details.* Bevel 8:55 pm *has no cube but she'll raise a handful of energon treats* Whirl 8:55 pm *an acceptable substitute* Tarantulas 8:57 pm *prowl can probably feel the tiny claws on the tips of the legs too. you're welcome, heh* Bevel 8:57 pm The bed has lights. Cool. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm //Looks kinda comfy.// FakeProwl 8:58 pm *He can. It's impressive.* Whirl 8:58 pm Too close to the wall, if you ask me. I like a nice free-standing bed. Tarantulas 8:58 pm *ah, yes, soundwave gets another greeting ping back, as well. tarantulas seems to be a spider of few words today* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm //What's wrong wit' walls?// Bevel 8:59 pm Like a bed in the middle of the room? Whirl 8:59 pm Just a little inconvenient if you roll over. *taps his cockpit wryly* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm //...Ohhhhhh, heh.// ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm *So Tarantulas IS here. Very well.* Whirl 9:00 pm And yeah, Shovel. or just with the head part against the wall. Bevel 9:00 pm *giggles* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:00 pm *Soundwave 'laughs'.* Whirl 9:00 pm *snorts* I need to find me one of those. A scrapper. *points at the screen* FakeProwl 9:01 pm *sideways glance at Soundwave.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:01 pm @Prowl: [[Will that work on you?]] Whirl 9:01 pm ...*and he just endeared himself to Whirl with that eel story* FakeProwl 9:01 pm @Soundwave «Will what?» Ratchet 9:02 pm *yawns* *time for him to head back to the Ark. he'll just slip out the back, then.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm @Prowl: [[The alien. He said the humans were hoping the presence of someone attractive would make him more likely to assist them. He said they were probably right.]]
*Small gesture to Prowl's hands with the feeler end.* *Soundwave nods to Ratchet on the way out. Rest well, boxy bot.* //Heh. The shelf.// ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm *Ravage mutters something about "being in a room with Chimera".* Bevel 9:05 pm Does this happen to you, Soundwave? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm [[Not often.]] Pause. [[Usually he is the one standing there.]] FakeProwl 9:06 pm @Soundwave «... The traits which I find attractive positively correlate with the traits which are possessed by the sort of people I tend to find it logical to assist.» Whirl 9:06 pm *snickers and hunkers down over his drink like a horrible gargoyle, and gets enjoying that paint-stripping bouquet* Bevel 9:06 pm *so yes it does happen ha* FakeProwl 9:07 pm *Glances down at his hands, then back at Soundwave.* «I can't say I'm doing much to assist him right now.» *On the contrary, he's making it rather difficult for Tarantulas to see the show.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:07 pm @Prowl: [[He meant, would Tarantulas' presence convince you to share data with him. It was... a flirtatious joke.]] @Prowl: [[But noted.]] Tarantulas 9:08 pm *tarantulas doesn't mind not seeing, he's mostly here for the company anyhow* FakeProwl 9:08 pm @Soundwave «Ah.» @Soundwave «... I'm not certain why you think Tarantulas's presence is necessary for that.» *Smooth recovery.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm *Soft huff and tiny bobble. Very smooth. Well done.* Bevel 9:12 pm *makes a face at the licking line ew gross* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm [[He prefers the appearance of Cardassian architecture.]] Rosie 9:13 pm *all of the huge shoulder pads remind her of the boxy verse mechs. So angular* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:13 pm *She should meet an Ultra Magnus some time.* Rosie 9:14 pm *terrifying* Whirl 9:14 pm Suspicious lot. Rosie 9:14 pm ((monoformer smol vs HUGE BOT. rip)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:15 pm [[Very. They had no one more skilled for this work?]] Whirl 9:15 pm Apparently not. *snorts* Still, I guess as far as picking a spy goes, y'could do worse. *like yours truly, for instance* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:17 pm //So he DID skip sides? For real?// Whirl 9:17 pm Guess so. Unless he's a double agent, or something. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:18 pm ((screw it i'll just use dailymotions)) ((gimme a sec to find)) Rosie 9:19 pm ((o7 FakeProwl 9:19 pm We saw a whole episode about how he'd never switch sides, including to the Romulans. Whirl 9:20 pm I mean, I'm pretty sure we're going to find out that this whole situation isn't, y'know--something you can take at face value in part 2, if I'm any judge of how these things go. But I dunno--tv shows can surprise you. Bevel 9:21 pm Maybe he is a double agent then? Magnum Ace 9:22 pm ...? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm ((it's mirrored but what can you do)) Rosie 9:23 pm ((close enough)) FakeProwl 9:23 pm *... something's wrong with the image and it's Alarming prowl.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm [[He hopes you are both right.]] [[All three of you, pardon.]] FakeProwl 9:25 pm *... THE PICTURE IS BACKWARDS that's what's bothering prowl. everyone was standing on the wrong side.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:28 pm [[We should see those events some time. He has heard that Spock solves murders.]] FakeProwl 9:28 pm Does he? Once, or on a regular basis? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:29 pm [[On at least that occasion. There may be others. There may not.]] Magnum Ace 9:29 pm ...... -it really is all backwards- Bevel 9:30 pm Oh the words are backwards. *hasn't noticed until just now* FakeProwl 9:31 pm Everything is backwards. *And it's going to give Prowl a headache, mentally trying to picture them the other way around.* Whirl 9:31 pm Hmm. *starts to twist his neck, trying to turn his head upside-down* *he's actually getting close, it's quite the sight* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:32 pm [[Yes, it is. He will attempt to repair the signal before the third.]] Bevel 9:32 pm Oh. *wonders if she could change her eyes to make the image look right... doesn't know enough about how optics work to do this* Magnum Ace 9:32 pm -Whirl's neck bending trick is alarming, and this is going to give him a headache- ItsyBitsySpyers 9:32 pm [[...Whirl, is your neck...?]] FakeProwl 9:33 pm *What's this fuss over Whirl's neck? Glances over.* Whirl 9:33 pm Hm? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:33 pm [[Have you lost function in the support structure...?]] FakeProwl 9:33 pm *... Whirl's neck looks the way Prowl's brain feels.* Whirl 9:33 pm
((whirl rn)) ((only without the scritches)) Rosie 9:34 pm ((...I want to say "we could add some scritches" but uh. think somoene might lose a hand)) Whirl 9:34 pm Nope. Why would you say that? *attempts the most innocent expression possible. It looks exactly like all of his other expressions* Magnum Ace 9:34 pm How...? Whirl 9:35 pm ((PFFT. At least one person in the room is allowed but for the vast majority yep)) How what? Magnum Ace 9:35 pm -he is alarmed by this- Your neck Whirl 9:36 pm Damn! You got it in one! I do, in fact, have a neck. Sharp little guy. ...anyway the picture's backwards. Magnum Ace 9:36 pm No, I mean...well, yes, I see that, but how are you doing that to your neck ? Whirl 9:36 pm I'm very flexible. And I've got a long neck. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:37 pm *Soundwave's feeler wiggles. A pleasing form of negotiations.* FakeProwl 9:37 pm *... Watches the wiggles* Magnum Ace 9:38 pm -it still looks alarming and uncomfortable- Whirl 9:38 pm *whirl has discovered a flaw in his cunning plan. It's difficult to drink this way. He had to toss his head back to swallow* *DILEMMA* Rosie 9:39 pm *Don't choke* FakeProwl 9:40 pm *... Not sure he trusts that guy. It's too convenient.* Bevel 9:40 pm *just transform your intake so you can drink like that* FakeProwl 9:40 pm ... It's Proteus's Promise. Whirl 9:41 pm *optic narrows to a slit* Bevel 9:41 pm What promise? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm *He's a proconsul. A politician. Of course there should be a healthy feeling of distrust to everyth--*
[[Proteus's Promise. Proteus's Promise...]] Think. [[The Senator with the Decepticon list?]] Tarantulas 9:41 pm *tara's still just chillin in prowl's hands, now cleaning his tarsi, cute spood* FakeProwl 9:42 pm He's trying to expose the dissenters by pretending to support them. Whirl 9:42 pm He was a slimy little glitch of a politician. Dead, last I heard. *he rights his head at last to regard Prowl* He DID die, right? FakeProwl 9:42 pm Yes. With the Senate in Kaon. I haven't crossed paths with a live one yet. Bevel 9:43 pm Why would he do that? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:43 pm [[Then may this proconsul suffer for his deceit.]] Whirl 9:43 pm I mean, all things considered... it's possible. Won't be live for long, if he crosses paths with ME. Because the Senate was LIKE that. Anything and everything they could do to stay on top, and they made sure to screw over every person they possibly COULD on the way. Magnum Ace 9:44 pm . . . Bevel 9:44 pm Oh, he was that kind of jerk. Whirl 9:44 pm They all were. Bevel 9:45 pm All senators? Magnum Ace 9:45 pm -well all of that Senate history sounds horrible- Whirl 9:45 pm All of ours, at least. If there WERE any who weren't rotten to the core they were probably taken care of. Bevel 9:45 pm *this is amazing* Aw I wanted to listen to the rest of that. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:46 pm [[You may do so on your own time.]] Bevel 9:46 pm *she will* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:47 pm \\HEH HEH.\\ Windchill 9:47 pm *Appears, still covered in nearly obscene bite marks, and waddles in.* Magnum Ace 9:48 pm -WELL those are some negotiations he'd rather not deal with- Whirl 9:49 pm *bobs his head; Whirl's table is just him and his drinks tonight* Windchill 9:49 pm *You have no defenses this time, friend.* FakeProwl 9:49 pm ... 1400... When did Spock say he was going to meet with them? Whirl 9:49 pm *he accepts his fate* Windchill 9:50 pm *Good, 'cause he's waddling over like a curvaceous penguin.* FakeProwl 9:50 pm *Hah.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:50 pm *Nods. Clever Prowl.* Bevel 9:51 pm *Bevel's been sitting at Whirl's table for weeks of movie nights and would be very confused about Whirl thinking he's alone at the table with his drink* Windchill 9:51 pm *SQUAWKS a greeting to the room at large, and sits next to Whirl because...of course he does.* Whirl 9:51 pm Who used YOU as a chew toy? Windchill 9:51 pm *Blinks, looks down.* Swoop. Bevel 9:51 pm *did she accidentally blend into the wall?* Whirl 9:52 pm *oh whoops sorry. In that case Bevel and the twins are there to protect him* Bevel 9:52 pm *oh yes Rumble is still hiding in her shadow maybe?* Whirl 9:53 pm *goodness only knows where they are arranged, though* Did you meet him outside? He got bridged out. Windchill 9:53 pm *Double whoops she has to put up with Chill in her immediate vicinity now.* Whirl 9:53 pm He was stapling food to a couch. Like you do. Windchill 9:53 pm Eh? Rosie 9:53 pm *he doesn't really have to hide anymore. Rosie's all but passed out, half curled up* Windchill 9:53 pm No, I didn't see him. Rosie 9:53 pm *spying plots don't interest her. too close to home* Windchill 9:54 pm *Doesn't mean he's not there, but nobody said Chill DIDN'T simply appear in the doorway, beyond the realm of Swoop.* Whirl 9:54 pm ((nobody in the meeting's commenting on the fact that Romulan Tasha Yar is briefing them)) ((also brb)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm ((it always makes me laugh they reused her)) Bevel 9:55 pm ((they dealt with it in a previous episode and i love the convoluted backstory ItsyBitsySpyers 9:55 pm *By contrast, Soundwave loves spy plots.* Magnum Ace 9:55 pm -he'd poke at the pink mech nearby, but he doesn't know her- FakeProwl 9:56 pm *... Okay, he's played with the spide long enough. He sets Tarantulas on his chest.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm [[Clever.]] Windchill 9:57 pm Their shoulders are ridiculous. Bevel 9:57 pm Ha! Tarantulas 9:58 pm *tptptp, spider gets settled on prowl's bumper. what a good place to be, heh* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm *Soundwave nods to the spider. Good to see you out and about, as it were.* Whirl 9:59 pm *eyes Windchill sidelong, decides just not to ask, and tosses back his drink with a vengeance. He's still a little fired up* Windchill 9:59 pm *There's a dildo in the flower pot?* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm ((OH GOOD someone else thought so too)) Windchill 9:59 pm (( Ur welcome. )) FakeProwl 10:00 pm @Soundwave «I have concerns that, sooner or later, the same sort of tricks will be used with holomatter avatars. It's not hard to make holograms that look like other people.» ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm @Prowl: [[Then it is good that you know a highly skilled telepath.]] Windchill 10:00 pm *Rubs at his bite marks self-consciously for a half second. He's spent exactly no time cleaning them up.* FakeProwl 10:01 pm @Soundwave «I suppose it is. You can't read the minds of prerecorded transmissions, though.» Bevel 10:01 pm *a little stunned at that conclusion there with the destruction of the invasion force* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:02 pm @Prowl: [[No. But perhaps he can find some other way to tell. He possesses the code now.]] Windchill 10:02 pm What. FakeProwl 10:02 pm ((git it, picard)) Whirl 10:02 pm Some kind of... mind link. Like. Y'know. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:03 pm ((all right lemme see if i can get the last one functioning or if i need to switch plans)) Windchill 10:03 pm I try to not know. Magnum Ace 10:03 pm ...and that's done Windchill 10:03 pm *LIES.* Magnum Ace 10:03 pm -rubs at eyes, ow- Whirl 10:04 pm Then you can go on not-knowing. *snorts* FakeProwl 10:04 pm @Soundwave «I'm sure there will ultimately be plenty of ways to see. But what damage could be wrought before those ways are found.» Windchill 10:04 pm Ignorance is bliss, they say. Bevel 10:04 pm *flicks a staple across the table at Frenzy* Rosie 10:06 pm ((netflix just isn't being very nice today, is it ItsyBitsySpyers 10:06 pm ((really isn't.)) @Prowl: [[A minimum of it, he hopes. There is enough trouble. Do you wish to make this a project?]] Windchill 10:08 pm Why does she have a...a Christmas ornament hanging off of her ear? Whirl 10:08 pm If I had to guess, I'd say, fashion. *moves on to drink number two* Windchill 10:09 pm Why does her nose look like an ootheca? Magnum Ace 10:09 pm Humans trying to visualize aliens FakeProwl 10:09 pm *... Project. A wave of exhaustion passes over him.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:09 pm *Slight shudder. Cockroaches.* Bevel 10:09 pm ((really glad i didn't google that Whirl 10:09 pm I don't even know what that is. And I probably don't wanna. ((it's a generic term for an egg case!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm [[Earth vermin reproduction vessels.]] Bevel 10:10 pm Gross! Windchill 10:10 pm *He was thinking mantids but okay.* Not that gross... ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm [[She is an alien. That is why.]] Windchill 10:10 pm It's just an egg sac. ... Maybe her nose is an egg sac? Bevel 10:11 pm Bug alien. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:11 pm @Prowl: [[...You need not be involved, if you are busy. He has little to do now that Iacon is being properly monitored.]] Tarantulas 10:11 pm *is blissfully aware of this chatter, thankfully* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:11 pm [[He likes this human.]] Windchill 10:12 pm Doesn't really look like a bug, but what do I know? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:12 pm [[Or... shape-shifter.]] Windchill 10:13 pm Clever with his hands, he says. Bevel 10:13 pm Shapeshifter! Windchill 10:13 pm *Windchill stop right there criminal scum.* Whirl 10:13 pm Oh hey. Like you. *nods to Bevel* Bevel 10:13 pm *grins* Windchill 10:14 pm Neat. Mini-explosions. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:14 pm \\I NEED LIKE FIFTY BOTTLES 'N NOBODY ASKIN' WHY.\\ Bevel 10:14 pm Some kind of acid? Whirl 10:15 pm (9IS THAT....)() ((oh, seems not, nvm)) Windchill 10:16 pm *Raises a single eyebrow, as opposed to all of them.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:16 pm *He'll take that as a "no" and return to observing the shapeshifter* Windchill 10:17 pm Excuuuuuse me? Whirl 10:17 pm *SNRK* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:18 pm [[The Ferengi have unusual social rules.]] Windchill 10:18 pm I'm judging. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:18 pm [[Feel free. He does.]] Whirl 10:19 pm *perks up* Oh--okay. Rumble, Frenzy--it's not a SURE THING yet but I might be picking up Killer from you guys soon. Windchill 10:19 pm *GASPS.* Whirl 10:19 pm Hopefully before it releases ANOTHER brood. I still dunno what you guys did. Bevel 10:19 pm Flashback! Windchill 10:19 pm *Hand over spark.* I love Killer. What a barnacle. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:20 pm //We ain't done NOTHIN' 'n don't you dare talk about that again. 'S what happened last time.// FakeProwl 10:20 pm *Overly suspicious officer. He's decided he knows the crime that's been committed before an investigation. Prowl disapproves.* Whirl 10:21 pm Killer's the BEST barnacle. And, what, afraid I'll jinx it? *cheeky look* Maybe Cybertron's ecosystem could use a little jumpstart. Windchill 10:21 pm Whirl. That would be...IRRESPONSIBLE. Whirl 10:21 pm Windchill. Windchill 10:21 pm And Awesome. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:21 pm //Them space slugs're already poppin' up with barnacles on 'em. Think it's jumpstarted, heh.// Whirl 10:22 pm No kidding? Nice! *drapes a claw over his spark* It's nice to see my little guy's legacy living on. Windchill 10:22 pm Space slugs? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:23 pm \\YEAH, ALL GROSS 'N CRUSTY.\\
//Uh, like. Scrap-eaters. Biiiiig wrigglin' things with guns. Real fun for ridin', if they letcha.// FakeProwl 10:23 pm *... That's one way to get drafted into law enforcement.* Windchill 10:23 pm Another egg-sac nose person. Yeah. I've never seen one myself. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:23 pm //Mostly they ain't over here cause it's cleaned up good.// Windchill 10:24 pm *Snorts.* Whirl 10:24 pm And there's here? On my Cybertron? ... well. Not MY Cybertron, God only knows where that one is, but the Cybertron I'm sort-of... well I'm not living there, either. ...you know the one. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:24 pm //I get whatcha mean.// ItsyBitsySpyers 10:25 pm [[What a terrible liar.]] Whirl 10:25 pm But yeah. They're on that one? Windchill 10:25 pm I can at least fake some crying first. FakeProwl 10:26 pm He is an observer, but very poor at applying meanings to his observations. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm //Dunno 'bout that one. Ain't seen none there, but mostly they're real shy. We got 'em here, like, other areas 'n stuff. Jus' here with all the buildin's is too nice.// ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm [[In fairness, that was his past. Perhaps he was new to being humanoid.]] Whirl 10:27 pm Never been able to do that "crying" thing. Not even when I had REAL eyes. *shrugs* FakeProwl 10:27 pm He still does it, and the narration says this is five years later. Windchill 10:27 pm You're missing out, mech. Crying's tons of fun. I do it all the time. I can do it right now and prove it. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm ((OH LOOK THE THING I CAN'T DO)) FakeProwl 10:27 pm He was all but ready to convict this mech of murder based on circumstantial evidence, without an investigation. Whirl 10:27 pm Well there's no way in hell I'd be able to do it NOW. Windchill 10:28 pm That's okay. Whirl 10:28 pm And, huh... well. I guess it's just Killer's progeny out there, for now. Windchill 10:28 pm I, *he rests his hand on his chest again,* will cry for you. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:29 pm [[You do have a point.]] Whirl 10:29 pm Thank you, Windchill. And your special eyes. Windchill 10:29 pm What are friends for? *Blinks his special eyes.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:30 pm [[...Though the Ferengi are organic creatures, not mechs.]] Windchill 10:30 pm *Snorts.* FakeProwl 10:30 pm ......... You know what I meant. Windchill 10:31 pm I wanna see eggs explode out of her nose. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:31 pm *He does, but he was wondering if that was a slip there. If it was, sounds like Prowl's not gonna be cooperative, and if it wasn't, then no need to poke at it.* [[No nose eggs. Please.]] He's imagining a hum-- a Bajoran face spewing cockroaches. It's vile. FakeProwl 10:31 pm *A slip of what?* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm *Certainly not paper.* *Or latinum.* Whirl 10:32 pm You and your eggs, Windchill. Windchill 10:32 pm ME and MY eggs? *Crosses his arms in a huff.* I don't know what you mean. Whirl 10:32 pm It's always about the eggs with you. Windchill 10:33 pm Is not... FakeProwl 10:33 pm *Prowl's used to using "mechs" to mean "people." It's sometimes easy to forget that doesn't apply to organics.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm *Makes sense.* Windchill 10:35 pm Uhuh. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:36 pm *A full autopsy, you say.* FakeProwl 10:37 pm *NOW he's starting to sound like a proper investigator.* Tarantulas 10:37 pm *tarantulas tptptps at prowl's metal* ::...This has been pleasant, very much so - but I ought to be going.:: ItsyBitsySpyers 10:37 pm *Ravage laughs loudly from the bar* *Then quietly curls his tail around his mouth. Ahem.* Bevel 10:38 pm *giggles* Whirl 10:38 pm *snickers* Bevel 10:39 pm Ew. Windchill 10:39 pm *Gagging noise.* FakeProwl 10:39 pm @Tarantulas «Very well.» Windchill 10:39 pm Oopsie. Someone had a poopsie. FakeProwl 10:39 pm @Tarantulas «I'll see you later.» Windchill 10:40 pm *Just blinks.* Magnum Ace 10:42 pm -uhoh- Windchill 10:42 pm Baby bugs could crawl out of his nose at any moment. Imagine. Whirl 10:42 pm *and now his drinks are done; just hunkers down contentedly, letting his head clunk down on the table* Tarantulas 10:42 pm @Prowl: ::Most certainly.:: *little taps goodbye, then tarantulas uses a pedipalp to draw a spark on prowl's armor before he heads out* Windchill 10:43 pm *Turns to look sidelong at the clunk sound.* Bevel 10:43 pm Are you ok, Whirl? Windchill 10:43 pm Whirl's dead, guys. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:43 pm =Dibs.= Windchill 10:43 pm Drunk himself to death. Hey! Bevel 10:43 pm *laughs* Whirl 10:43 pm Ravage does legitimately have dibs on my corpse. And yes, I died. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:43 pm =See.= Windchill 10:43 pm I thought we were friends. I thought you liked me. Whirl 10:43 pm Ehh. *makes a so-so motion with his claw* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:43 pm [[And yet Whirl speaks. Rotor mortis, perhaps.]] Whirl 10:43 pm *SNRKS* Bevel 10:44 pm *nudges Whirl's chair a centimeter closer to Ravage with her foot for her own amusement* Windchill 10:44 pm Fine. *Turns up his flat face.* Whirl 10:44 pm But, nah, I just already said Ravage could eat me. And just throw the rest of me in the trash or something. Windchill 10:44 pm *Too late, he's gonna hold that pose.* Whirl 10:46 pm And 'm fine. Just tired. FakeProwl 10:46 pm *... A hard choice to make. But the correct one.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:46 pm *...Smothering Quark?* Whirl 10:46 pm (9ROM UR SCREAM)) Windchill 10:46 pm It's from partying too hard, Whirl. You need to calm down. FakeProwl 10:46 pm ... He's a living siren. Whirl 10:47 pm Obviously. Magnum Ace 10:47 pm Yeah Tarantulas 10:47 pm *pings both prowl and sw goodbye, and he's off* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:47 pm \\FLESHIE AFTER MY OWN SPARK.\\ Windchill 10:47 pm *Reaches over to pat-pat Whirl's head.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:47 pm *Soundwave pings Tarantulas goodnight* Whirl 10:47 pm Pfft! I'll bet. FakeProwl 10:47 pm *farewell ping* Whirl 10:47 pm *jerks a little, and giving him a look... but allows it* Windchill 10:48 pm *See, if you were 'eh' friends you wouldn't allow this. He's convinced.* Whirl 10:49 pm *well of COURSE you're better than an "eh" friend. Whirl's just an ass* Windchill 10:49 pm *He knows.* Windchill 10:50 pm I'm waiting for the bug boogers, lady. Whirl 10:51 pm Denied. Magnum Ace 10:51 pm ...... Windchill 10:51 pm *Returns his hand to his lap and stops pestering Whirl...For the moment.* Bevel 10:51 pm Poor Kira and Odo 😞 Windchill 10:51 pm How dare they not show me the boogers. I want a refund! Whirl 10:51 pm *stretches out his neck a little and does not lift it off the table. He's comfortable now* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:51 pm [[You didn't pay anything.]] Windchill 10:52 pm I want my time back! ItsyBitsySpyers 10:52 pm [[Ask an outlier with that ability.]] Windchill 10:52 pm Why, do you know one? Whirl 10:52 pm Hey, you got to spend the time with me. And with my guests. *gestures grandly to the rest of the table* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:52 pm [[No. But if it's so important to you, he's sure you'll find one.]] Whirl 10:52 pm That's better than bug boogers. Windchill 10:52 pm Bah! Maybe. I will accept it, this time. *As if Windchill could find anything, please.* Bevel 10:53 pm *flicks a staple across the table at Whirl* Whirl 10:54 pm *swivels his helm to regard her, deadpan, after it bounces off his head* You need something, Shovel? FakeProwl 10:54 pm *dominos!* Bevel 10:54 pm Nope! *smirks* FakeProwl 10:54 pm *good. please. get the awful taste of trying to decide how much to trust lying criminals out of prowl's mouth.* Magnum Ace 10:54 pm -time for sleep! He and Bull need to be home now- Bevel 10:54 pm Ooh dominoes. Whirl 10:55 pm Dominos? *now he raises his head a bit* Bevel 10:55 pm Can we watch a Rube Goldberg machine too? Windchill 10:56 pm *Crosses his legs and steeples his fingers.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:56 pm [[Yes. As soon as he finds the ones he saw before.]]
*Ace and Bull will have a bridge as soon as they ask.* Bevel 10:57 pm Awesome. Windchill 10:57 pm You mean...we have to wait patiently? Whirl 10:59 pm *sits up and streeetches* Something I'm sure you're good at. Windchill 10:59 pm NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST. *More blatant lies.* *Points imperiously at Whirl.* Do something embarrassing. Entertain me. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:00 pm ((....welp the ones i liked best appear to have disappeared so we'll just throw random ones up and see what's good i guess)) Windchill 11:00 pm (( Curse you youtube, you fickle thing. )) Whirl 11:01 pm Sorry, I have far too much aplomb to embarrass anyone, even myself. Windchill 11:01 pm Fine. I'll do it for you. *Stands up.* Whirl 11:01 pm Somehow, I knew you would. Windchill 11:01 pm I hardly need an invitation. I'll invite myself. Whirl 11:01 pm *gives a deadpan look to Bevel and the twins. It seems to say, 'this is my life. these are the people I've chosen to befriend"* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:02 pm *Frenzy holds his hands up. You made that bed, you sleep in it.* Windchill 11:02 pm *Puts his knuckles on his chassis; the dreaded chicken wings.* Bevel 11:02 pm *flicks another staple at him, she can't help you here* Windchill 11:02 pm Buh! Buh-cuk! Whirl 11:02 pm ...*stops and stares in fascination at the screen* Windchill 11:03 pm *Starts slowly walking around the seated group in a bowlegged fashion.* Bawk! Bevel 11:03 pm *gives up on staples to watch the video* Whirl 11:03 pm *sorry Windchill, Whril is utterly engrossed. Zooping and all* Windchill 11:04 pm *Flaps his elbows. Being annoying is way more entertaining to him than dominoes are.* *He has priorities.* FakeProwl 11:04 pm *HFF* *dominos made out of dominos* Whirl 11:04 pm *this is one incredibly complicated and dynamic machine, can you blame him* Magnum Ace 11:04 pm -he'll ask once he's not distracted- Windchill 11:05 pm *Windchill is an incredibly complicated and dynamic machine, you rube!* *You country bumpkin!* Buk. *Step.* Buk. *Step.* Buk. Whirl 11:06 pm Shh, shh. *waves a claw absently* Windchill 11:06 pm Buk, buk, buckaw! *Has made his way behind the group.* Bevel 11:07 pm Awesome! Whirl 11:07 pm That little clicking noise they make is incredibly gratifying. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:07 pm [[It's soothing.]] Bevel 11:07 pm Yeah. *there's like little Rube Goldberg machines in here and she loves them* Whirl 11:09 pm *Whirl does, too. There's a tiny part of him that he likes to pretend doesn't exist anymore, and complicated mechanisms working in tandem like this tend to bring it out. It is... his inner... NERD* *I'm sorry all of you had to see this* Bevel 11:09 pm *nerd alert* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:10 pm *Blatant nerds and secret nerds abound in this room. It's okay.* Windchill 11:10 pm *Flaps his arms ominously.* Bevel 11:10 pm *blatant nerd, she is bouncing with anticipation* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:10 pm *Speaking of: Soundwave pings Prowl a shot of the bags and bags and bags of dominoes in the shed. They're still waiting for that calculator~* Whirl 11:11 pm *luckily it's very subtle; Whirl can just watch this without giving himself away* Magnum Ace 11:11 pm -and he's watching in fascination- ItsyBitsySpyers 11:11 pm //Heh, they even got sports in.// Whirl 11:11 pm *snrk* Magnum Ace 11:11 pm They did! Rosie 11:11 pm ((Eject muse is very !! rn. shoulda brought him Windchill 11:13 pm Buk, buk. *Wanders and hovers around behind Whirl's chair, waiting. Waiting for the opportune moment to strike.* Buk. Whirl 11:13 pm *he's utterly engrossed and defenseless. But also clearly enjoying himself* Windchill 11:14 pm *Defenseless isn't as fun.* Whirl 11:14 pm *be GOOD* Windchill 11:14 pm *NO.* *HE CAN ONLY BE BAD.* Whirl 11:14 pm The timing on all of this--each part... it's like. *waves a claw* Clockwork. Windchill 11:15 pm Cluckwork. Bevel 11:15 pm *throws arms up in the air and cheers* Windchill 11:15 pm *leans over and.* *PECKS* Magnum Ace 11:15 pm That was fun Whirl 11:15 pm Pfft. No, that'd be y--*recoils, arching his neck back* ...that was kind of pathetic, actually. Windchill 11:15 pm *Bares his teeth. He has no beak and so must make do.* Whirl 11:16 pm Not nearly as damaging without a beak. Windchill 11:16 pm I'm always pathetic, you know me. Whirl 11:16 pm True. ...but cut it out. Windchill 11:16 pm *PECKS at his shoulder.* Fine. Whirl 11:16 pm Cluck if you gotta. You've got my cluck blessing. Magnum Ace 11:17 pm Anyway...Soundwave? Bull and I kinda need to go home now FakeProwl 11:17 pm *And that, is the most peace Prowl has known in weeks.* Windchill 11:17 pm I see my chicken impression isn't good enough for you. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:17 pm [[As you wish. He looks forward to future visits. You'll find a bridge just outside the doors.]] Windchill 11:17 pm I suppose that's fair, you're more like a chicken than I am. Bevel 11:17 pm We should watch more videos like that. Magnum Ace 11:17 pm Thank you Whirl 11:18 pm Yeah. Takes a lot to impress me. ...though I've got no idea why people call me that. I'm not THAT chickenlike. Windchill 11:18 pm (( Is this really an hour long video. )) It's your delicious chicken legs, dude. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:18 pm ((y'all don't gotta watch it all i just don't wanna keep digging thru youtube)) Windchill 11:18 pm (( That's just a lotta dominoes. )) Whirl 11:18 pm ((it is probably a compilation)) Windchill 11:19 pm (( I assume so since their timer says 20 something minutes, I think. )) Whirl 11:19 pm I guess so. We'll never know if they're actually delicious until I die, though. Magnum Ace 11:19 pm -and he's going to prod Bull awake, and off they go- Windchill 11:19 pm I could eat your legs right now. We don't have to wait. Rosie 11:19 pm *whispers a quiet "bye bye" to the leaving mechs* Whirl 11:19 pm Nope. Not going to disrespect the power of dibs. Bull 11:19 pm [Night all *goes to passout before work tomorrow*] Windchill 11:20 pm Lame. Whirl 11:20 pm Seeya, pipsqueaks. Windchill 11:20 pm Fine, forget the chickens, since they're not GOOD ENOUGH for you. Magnum Ace 11:20 pm -waves to Rosie, and anyone else, before he's gone- Windchill 11:20 pm I can be a whole barnyard full of animals. Whirl 11:20 pm *perks up and ZOOPS again* Magnum Ace 11:21 pm ((because I have errands to do tomorrow! Thanks for the stream, g'night! FakeProwl 11:21 pm ((of course the american domino display has live flames)) Rosie 11:21 pm ((now it just needs a gun Whirl 11:21 pm ((and a borger)) Windchill 11:21 pm *Gets on his hands and pointy knees, disappearing, kinda, behind the chairs.* FakeProwl 11:22 pm ((and an eagle that's set free)) Whirl 11:22 pm ((FOOBAW HAS LANDED)) Y'know, honestly... seems like a good way to kill an afternoon. Just setting this all up, watching it go. Windchill 11:23 pm *Oinks.* You know what I would do? Whirl 11:23 pm What? Windchill 11:23 pm Roll on 'em. Whirl 11:23 pm ...yeah, I believe it. Windchill 11:23 pm I have no respect for anything. Whirl 11:24 pm I will be sure not to invite YOU, then. Well. Not that I'd probably be able to do this, anyway. Windchill 11:24 pm You probably could, if I wasn't there to ruin it. Whirl 11:24 pm Nah. Don't got the dexterity. Windchill 11:24 pm You could knock 'em over. *He's gonna crawl on the floor, back around to get in his seat, oinking and snorting the whole way.* FakeProwl 11:27 pm @Soundwave «... How do they score how many dominos are used? Do they count EVERY domino used? Because I think they shouldn't get points for, for instance, ones knocked over by a single large RC toy car.* Whirl 11:27 pm *snickers* Clever. *just serenely ignoring the huge mech shuffling around making snorting noises. This is what is normal, now* Windchill 11:28 pm *Look at your life, look at your choices.* *Crawls back into his chair, eventually.* Are they showing the same stuff over? Boring. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:29 pm @Prowl: [[He... believes it is simply every domino that falls, regardless of method.]] FakeProwl 11:29 pm @Soundwave «In that case, why not get a high score by knocking over one domino that hits a button that activates a machine that vibrates the floor and knocks over every one at once?» ItsyBitsySpyers 11:30 pm @Prowl: [[That would be an inaccurate test of their spacing and placement skills. ... But amusing.]] FakeProwl 11:31 pm @Soundwave «Exactly. Which is why there needs to be stronger criteria than "every domino knocked over" for their scoring.» ItsyBitsySpyers 11:31 pm @Prowl: [[What would you propose?]] Windchill 11:32 pm *Grunts.* FakeProwl 11:32 pm @Soundwave «Only dominos knocked over by dominos. Anything else is fine for showing off but isn't counted in the scoring.» ItsyBitsySpyers 11:33 pm @Prowl: [[Do you accept domino-like objects? Wooden slabs, cards, coins on their edge?]] ((i love the color changing projects so much)) Whirl 11:34 pm ((ME2)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:34 pm =Of course they miss the cat.= Huff. Whirl 11:34 pm Heh. Maybe it's bad luck to knock over a cat. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:34 pm =Should be.= Windchill 11:34 pm *Is gonna sit almost like a normal person and cross his legs again.* FakeProwl 11:35 pm «... Only if they're also domino-sized. Exact acceptable dimensions can be debated. A slab of wood large enough to knock over several hundred dominos at once requires no skill in placement.» ItsyBitsySpyers 11:36 pm *Nods. That's acceptable. He did mean the smaller size pieces. Or the large ones that shrink down to tiny ones.* Windchill 11:37 pm Creepy. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:37 pm ((that IS)) Windchill 11:37 pm Make it stop. *He has an urge to reach out and CRUSH IT.* Whirl 11:37 pm Samba, huh? Windchill 11:38 pm Simba? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:39 pm [[That is a different video.]] @P: [[...How long would it take you to count these, do you think.]] Windchill 11:39 pm It has more singing and is, therefor, better in my opinion. FakeProwl 11:40 pm @Soundwave «I've been counting them as they fall.» Rosie 11:40 pm (prowl, the show off ItsyBitsySpyers 11:40 pm *Longish pause, and then a tiny fwoosh of light.* *He'll just sit up a tad straighter. Like you do.* FakeProwl 11:41 pm *... opens a second live comm line to Soundwave. Text only. all it says is "0"* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:41 pm [[He enjoys musical content himself, but there is something visually satisfying about this.]] *...Is this a live count. Is it.* Windchill 11:43 pm *Chinhands.* *Points.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:43 pm \\PRAISE\\ Windchill 11:43 pm Frog. I want to see more frog! Rosie 11:44 pm asdfghjhi)) ((I LOOK BACK> to that old friggin meme ((bless FakeProwl 11:44 pm *And... go.* Whirl 11:44 pm *solemnly* Praise. FakeProwl 11:45 pm *It is indeed a live count, with an additional ± count for the dominos he's pretty sure are falling off screen but can't actually see thanks to the camera angles.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:46 pm *Merciful Quintus' wriggling ribbons, he's -almost- successfully distracted away from the visuals themselves just by how fast Prowl is doing this.* FakeProwl 11:47 pm *even faster when it's whole sheets of dominos instead of just strands.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:48 pm ((this one's damn cool omg)) Whirl 11:48 pm THAT... is damn impressive. Windchill 11:49 pm *Isn't really paying attentio-* *POINTS* Egg. I saw it. Whirl 11:49 pm There's your egg. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:49 pm [[It looked unusually large for an Earth egg.]] Windchill 11:49 pm Ding dong, you're wrong! That's not my egg. Whirl 11:50 pm *he can't talk he's watching this literal whirl* *NOO THEY WENT AWAY FROM IT* Rosie 11:50 pm ( !! Windchill 11:50 pm *Goes back to not paying much attention, his brain is going to filter the images for anything he's already deemed interesting, which apparently means frogs and eggs.* The frog! It lords over all. *What the heck he wants to see the FROG not this other stuff.* I hope they put a seizure warning on that. FakeProwl 11:52 pm *squints at the flashing lights* Windchill 11:52 pm Rude. Windchill 11:53 pm Another one? Whirl 11:54 pm *streeetches* Damn, I don't... really wanna go. But I'm about to fall out. ... FakeProwl 11:54 pm @Soundwave «That fast.» Whirl 11:54 pm I'll go after this one. Windchill 11:54 pm I'll bet this one doesn't even have frogs or eggs. Whirl 11:54 pm ((I SAW THEM GEARS)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:54 pm [[Rest here if you wish. He will leave a file with several more for the future.]] Whirl 11:55 pm *bobs his head* Sure. I ain't about to turn down a place to sleep. Windchill 11:55 pm *Snorts.* Whirl 11:55 pm *actually he will, but this is a better-than-average place to sleep* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:55 pm @Prowl: [[...You may stay as well. In a different sense, and at his other location.]] Windchill 11:57 pm *Who even has time to do this.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:57 pm *Rumble glances at Whirl, curious about how he felt about the gears.* Whirl 11:57 pm *a little disappointed that half of them didn't go off, but overall positive; he was watching them move almost lovingly* Yesterday Windchill 11:58 pm *Stands.* Windchill 12:00 am I'm out. Got worms to feed. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:00 am [[Have fun.]] Rosie 12:00 am *waves* Whirl 12:00 am Say hi to the little terror for me. Windchill 12:00 am Yep. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:00 am ((i'm gonna let it run because i got nothin else doing tonight but if y'all wanna go you are perfectly free to, as i said, nobody's gotta see the whole thing)) Rosie 12:01 am ((I'm determined Whirl 12:01 am (9I actually like it! I just gotta be up in seven hours so, time to go XD)) Windchill 12:01 am (( Sorry I'm bored outta my wits. )) ItsyBitsySpyers 12:01 am ((yeah, no problem! sleep is important! and i'm sorry it's not to your tastes chill mun)) FakeProwl 12:01 am @Soundwave «Well. How can I say no to an offer like that?» Windchill 12:02 am (( I lose interest quickly when I can already see what the images are gonna be. *shrug.* )) Bevel 12:02 am *is entranced completely* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:02 am ((throw suggestions some time?)) Whirl 12:02 am *streetches again, hopping up* All right. Catch you later, 'Chill, Shovel. *bobs his helm* Someone lead me to the guest room. Or point me there, or whatever. FakeProwl 12:03 am @Soundwave «... Why do they keep setting up the last stage of their presentation while it's going.» Rosie 12:03 am ((wow, look at that poor girl's hands shake tho)) Windchill 12:03 am *Points down, to hell.* Bevel 12:03 am *waves vaguely at the sound of her nickname* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:03 am =I will. Nap is good.= FakeProwl 12:03 am *this is a thoroughly unenjoyable display of suspense.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:03 am *Ravage leaps over the bar and trots toward the stairs.* @Prowl: [[A speed test of their skills. They hope to be faster than their dominoes. This time they were not.]] FakeProwl 12:04 am @Soundwave «It's not fun.» Whirl 12:04 am Thanks, barkeep. *starts to trot after, and pauses, glancing very subtly over his shoulder; he pings Rumble. The basic gist of the message is a simple question: you good?
Whirl hasn't drawn attention to it but he has noticed certain things about the night's crowd* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:05 am *Rumble glances up from his hiding spot by Bevel and nods. He'll be escaping his past and heading up there soon too.* @Prowl: [[Because they failed?]] Windchill 12:05 am Bye, suckers. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:05 am [[Goodnight.]] Windchill 12:06 am *Best to leave now, people getting emotional over dominoes is too much for him.* Whirl 12:06 am *as long as he's good, Whirl's good. And bless Shovel and her shadow. Now, off to follow the cat* FakeProwl 12:06 am @Soundwave «Because they failed and now they're being recorded crying for everyone to see. Even if they'd succeeded, it wouldn't have been fun.» ItsyBitsySpyers 12:08 am *He'd considered it part of the game, like a sport of some kind - there are going to be errors and failures and losers - but he supposes he can see how some people might not enjoy that. The last bit still confuses him though.*
@P: [[Why even if they'd succeeded?]] FakeProwl 12:09 am @Soundwave «Because I'm here to watch successfully set-up dominos fall over, not to watch them set up and not to worry if they're going to make it.» ItsyBitsySpyers 12:10 am @Prowl: [[Ah. You want a complete demonstration rather than a competition?]] ItsyBitsySpyers 12:13 am ((THAT DAMN THING IS STILL GOING)) FakeProwl 12:14 am @Soundwave «More or less. I'm interested in skill in the arrangement of the dominos, not in the physical act of setting them down.» FakeProwl 12:18 am *hey it's a boat moving through a sea full of glaciers, GUESS WHAT PROWL'S THINKING OF* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:18 am @Prowl: [[To each their own tastes, he supposes. He enjoys seeing whether they retain that skill under pressure. It is good that yours outweighs those incidents, though. He prefers it when you enjoy this.]] *...What an interesting perspective that was* FakeProwl 12:19 am *Prowl doesn't actually have any idea what that perspective was.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:19 am *It looked like flying through snow, to him.* FakeProwl 12:20 am *well, Prowl would rather see the dominos.* Rosie 12:20 am Pretty.. FakeProwl 12:20 am *... this display is evoking a lot of ice.* *...... wraps a useless room-temperature arm around soundwave's shoulders.* *sorta. kinda. it's a stretch.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:23 am *Soundwave will scoot in and get cozy. He's not going to turn away a representation of a gesture of offered warmth in the middle of an ice demo. Or an embrace from Prowl in general.* FakeProwl 12:24 am *fake warmth for the fake ice.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:24 am *He'll take it.* \\BOSS. BOSS, I'M HEADIN' OUT.\\ All this toppling makes Frenzy wanna destroy something. \\HAVE FUN, HUH, ROSIE?\\ FakeProwl 12:25 am *oh, another of these.* ... You don't have to skip it. Rosie 12:25 am Oh, yeah--! You, too ItsyBitsySpyers 12:25 am [[Are you certain?]] FakeProwl 12:26 am I'm certain. You like them, don't you? ((i like how their strategy when one falls over is FUCK IT, IT'S GONE FOREVER)) ItsyBitsySpyers 12:27 am [[He does. He can also rewatch them on his own time.]] Settles in a bit more. [[But he will enjoy them now.]] Rosie 12:27 am ((I feel like it must be a rule or something. can't use toppled ones)) ItsyBitsySpyers 12:27 am [[Ah. So close.]] FakeProwl 12:28 am *THIS SONG. WHERE DOES IT COME FROM.* Rosie 12:28 am *glances over at Rumble briefly--assuming he's still in the same spot* *did she miss him leave* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:29 am *Nope. He's still tucked up against Bevel.* Rosie 12:29 am *good* FakeProwl 12:29 am @Soundwave «... What is this song.» ItsyBitsySpyers 12:30 am [[Down Under.]] FakeProwl 12:31 am @Soundwave «Hm.» ItsyBitsySpyers 12:31 am [[There is a version with lyrics. He can send it later.]] FakeProwl 12:31 am @Soundwave «No!» ItsyBitsySpyers 12:31 am ((WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE ON THE GRILL)) FakeProwl 12:31 am @Soundwave «... I already know it. Thanks.» ItsyBitsySpyers 12:31 am ((oh wait those are towels nm)) FakeProwl 12:32 am ((put another barbie on the barbie)) Rosie 12:32 am ((no, it's a grill. clearly. towel grill)) ItsyBitsySpyers 12:32 am [[Ah! That is different.]] Pause. [[And that was amusing.]] *Surfboard dominoes. That's the kind of thing he meant about objects.* FakeProwl 12:33 am *Prowl would consider them under special circumstances.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:35 am [[...Why is Phantom of the -- Oh.]] [[He really must show that, too.]] FakeProwl 12:35 am @Soundwave «Show what?» ItsyBitsySpyers 12:35 am [[Phantom of the Opera.]] Rosie 12:35 am ((tbh, slendy's reaction was the same as mine tho)) FakeProwl 12:36 am @Soundwave «What is it?» Bevel 12:37 am ((oh man the australian version of poto is awesome, apparently the chandelier scene is legitimately frightening because it swings down so quickly over the audience FakeProwl 12:37 am ((oh dang, sounds cool)) Bevel 12:37 am ((i know right? ItsyBitsySpyers 12:38 am [[A masked being with unwelcome features lives within an opera house in secret and has trained someone to take over for the present star. He l.........]] Is that FIRE? FakeProwl 12:38 am .... How the hell...? Rosie 12:38 am *and to think Frenzy left before he could see this* FakeProwl 12:38 am ... Oh. I get it. Earth, air, water, and fire. Rosie 12:40 am *cheers quietly* Bevel 12:40 am *fist pump* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:40 am *Frenzy will get the highlights of it.*
[[Their old 'elements'? Hm. Odd, for a world tour.]] *Small nod.* [[But satisfying.]] FakeProwl 12:41 am Perhaps because they used to think that was what the world was made of? Bevel 12:42 am They tried really hard and got through the fire part which must have been really hard. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:47 am [[A reasonable assumption. And the fire humans were rather brave, given the fragility of their shells.]]
*Shakes his helm then. Where was he?*
[[In any case. The Phantom wants the singer. He should not spoil it beyond that.]] ItsyBitsySpyers 12:48 am *Streeeetch the legs.* Rosie 12:48 am *..ping Rumble* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:49 am *Rumble tries to squish himself more into Bevel's side. But she'll get a ping back.* Bevel 12:49 am *will allow this but she'll ping Rumble to makes sure he's ok* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:51 am *Yeah. Yeah, of course he's fine. Why wouldn't he be fine? It's all fine.* Rosie 12:51 am *she stands, wincing a little at the exertion but what else is new.* @Rumble: Good night... Bevel 12:52 am *says the bot using her as a shield* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:52 am *There is a rather long delay but Rosie eventually gets a "Night." And don't you question him, Bevel, he's your elder.* Rosie 12:53 am *....she wants to ask him to help her up the steps, but also. does she dare? Glit is probably sleeping by now and--hm* Bevel 12:53 am *she'd stick her tongue out but this conversation isn't really happening* Rosie 12:55 am *So, instead she will walk to the steps and sort of ponder in front of them like they were the most foreboding thing in existence* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:55 am *Rumble quickly prods Bevel in the side and whispers "Stairs."* *He'll totally owe her.* Bevel 12:56 am *stairs...? oh! she pushes herself up quickly and moves to offer Rosie a hand* Do you need any help? Rosie 12:58 am A little... it's kind of embarrassing. *some days it was fine--she was fine coming down them, but may have gotten a little stiff from sitting around* Bevel 1:00 am It is ok. *smiles reassuringly* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:01 am *Rumble makes his escape while they talk, motioning for the Boss to give him a bridge to his room so he can get to the Whirl snooze pile without bumping into Rosie. He gets one.* *Soundwave will ping Prowl. Perhaps it is time they made their own?* FakeProwl 1:03 am *Time to go? Please.* Bevel 1:04 am *whenever she is done helping Rosie, Bevel will make her way back downstairs* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:04 am *Very much so. If Bevel doesn't mind temporarily averting her optics and behaves herself, she may stay down here to be first response in case Whirl goes glass bananas while they're away.* Bevel 1:06 am *definitely finds the glasses behind the bar more interesting to look at than whatever Prowl and Soundwave are doing* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:06 am *In that case... hey, Prowl?*
*sCOOP up and away with him you go; time for some Fun.* FakeProwl 1:07 am *CLINGS TO.* *And away they go.*
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Young, Living With No Fear
Summary: ‘I’m egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ AU
Word count: ~2.6k words
A/N: I’m two thousand percent sure that I’m not going to be able to have another fic out by the time Nai’s birthday rolls around, so consider this an early birthday present. @hiddenpolkadots i love you above all else and thank you for making me ship things i know 0 about. (And once again, thank you to @yulbos for editing this for me ilu)
FFN / AO3
“Fucking asshole—“ Lily mutters to herself. It’s cold, and she’s pissed, and to top it all off she left her cardigan back at Mary’s and now all she has is a stupid, half-empty carton of medium-sized eggs.
If Lily were sober, she’d probably think twice before throwing eggs around in the middle of the night, but she’s already had a few shots of vodka too many. Besides, it’s Snape, so it’s not as though what she’s doing is actually wrong. She’s not an animal. Most of the time.
Except, when the door opens, the face that greets her isn’t Eileen Prince’s familiar one. No, this one belongs to a man, tall and built like a fortress, and Lily swears she’s seen him before. She hears Dorcas�� soft murmuring and it’s only when she makes out a few ‘shit’s and ‘bugger’s that Lily finally recognizes the man as the police officer who arrested Mulciber back in March.
“What’s going on here?” he says, his booming voice knocking the wind out of Lily’s lungs. She’s scrambling—ha!—to find a solution when an idea pops into her brain.
If she’s not mistaken—and Lily really hopes she isn’t—she remembers him having a son, about her age.
“Good evening, sir.”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m really, really sorry,” she starts, “it’s just that, well, this is a bit embarrassing, isn’t it?”
Mr.—Potter, was it?—runs his fingers through his already thinning hair and gives her a pointed look, as if to say ‘Get on with it.’ She’s grateful he hasn’t busted out the police-card yet.
And so, before he gets the chance to do it, Lily blabbers on, “I used to date your son? He sort of, you know—“ it’s a mess, and Lily’s got no idea where she’s going with this, but suddenly the front door’s opening and, oh my god, what is he doing here?
“Dad?” James, from her Mathematics class calls out. Of fucking course. “Is everything all right?”
“Everything’s fine, you can go back inside,” Mr. Potter replies, and with a shrug of his shoulders, James turns around. Lily lets out a breath, but then Mr. Potter’s eyes light up, and he says, “actually, James, could you come here?”
The 6-foot-something boy trudges over to them. “’Hello, Evans. What’s up, dad?” he says, nonchalant, as though he hadn’t recognized her fire red hair.
“Miss Evans here,” Mr. Potter begins, “was just telling me that you two dated.” James’ eyes practically bulge out of their sockets, and Lily’s cheeks are so warm she feels like she’s about to pass out. “How come you’ve never mentioned it?”
Lily widens her eyes at James, silently pleading with him to just go along with it, but not really expecting him to. Except he totally does.
“I was embarrassed,” he states, and Lily is sort of offended, the fact that he’s pretty much saving her arse notwithstanding. Judging by the smirk on his face, he seems to notice it, and adds, “, it’s just that I—uh, cheated on her. With her cousin.”
“For the love of God, James,” Mr. Potter mutters, “we raised you better than this. What will your mother say?”
Lily notices the way James’ cheeks darken slightly, and the way his Adam’s apple bobs in his throat. “That the least we can do is offer her some tea? I mean, it’s one in the morning, but I’ve clearly caused her irreparable emotional damage and so I feel like we owe it to her.”
Mr. Potter glances at his son and sighs. . Then, turning to Lily, he adds with a shrug of his shoulders, “I’m sorry my son is a such disgrace. Do you want to come in for a second?”
She’s still too dumbstruck for words, so she simply nods and follows the two of them inside.
The house is warm and inviting, but not too hot, which is a nice change from the scorching weather outside. The walls are tastefully decorated, and just from the get-go, Lily can spot at least three different house plants.
“So, Lily, what motivated you to resort to eggs? That’s pretty old-school, isn’t it?”
“I am so sorry about that, Mr. Potter—“
“Please, call me Fleamont.”
“Right,” Lily laughs uncomfortably, “you see, the thing is, I was dared. And you know how dares go…”
She feels her phone buzzing in her pocket, and when she unlocks it, there are three unread messages in the groupchat.
01:23 a.m.
Mary Christmas: Oh my god, Lily, Dorcas just told me
Dork-ass: has he skinned u alive yet???
Dork-ass: I’ll take ur silence as a yes. still cant believe u went inside tho
Lily promptly texts back.
Orchid: yes we all knew I have a death wish
Orchid: txt later go home + sleep
Dork-ass: ok mother
“I’m sorry, you were saying?”
“You know, Lily,” Mr. Pot—Fleamont starts. “You remind me of myself when I was your age.”
James coughs.
“Oh?”
“Yes. Euphemia’s dad also found me egging her house one time. Except, you know, she hadn’t cheated on me,” he adds, side-eyeing James.
“Come on, dad.”
“You’ve made your bed, son,” Fleamont replies, clapping his hand on James’ right shoulder. “It’s time you lay down in it.”
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02.09 a.m.
Orchid: ok but like
Orchid: james potter’s dad is the /best at throwing shade?? I suddenly feel the need to name my firstborn after him?
Dork-ass: ???
Orchid: so deadass he comes to talk to me and I’m practically shitting my pants because of /course I would be the one to egg a copper’s house, so I panicked and told him I was his son’s ex?? and then potter came outside and actually played along
Mary Christmas: hoe don’t do it
Orchid: and so now mr potter is under the impression his son is a cheater when in fact he’s just really terrible at maths
Mary Christmas: oh my god
Orchid I think I’m in love
Dork-ass-. Of course, out of the three of us you’d be the one getting a sugar daddy
Orchid: don’t be an ass dorc
Orchid: oh wait
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She gets home impossibly late, but since it is the summer holidays, Lily doesn’t feel that guilty about waking up at two o’clock the next day. And, all right, that means so far her mother has had to put up with Vernon and Petunia by herself, but Lily reckons it was about time she took one for the team.
She gets out of bed, a grin dancing on her lips, and heads for the shower.
It’s about a half past three in the afternoon when she finally emerges from the bathroom, hangover-free.
“Oh goodness, Vernon, why is she like this?” shrills Petunia, so loud that the thumping in Lily’s head comes back.
In response, Lily simply rolls her eyes, shoots her sister a snappy ‘good morning, sister dearest’ and after pecking her mother on the cheek, heads out the door.
It’s sunny out, and Lily quickly regrets having skipped through the sun cream-applying part of her routine. She blares Gasolina through her earphones—courtesy of Sirius Black from Economics, of course—and before she knows it, she’s at her favourite coffee shop.
The whole scene is drawn in heavy lines and brown undertones, and the barista—Frank—is about to give Lily her iced coffee when she feels muscular arms around her shoulders.
She doesn’t really know how she recognizes him, but the fact is that she does; maybe it’s because he’s wearing the same cologne from last night. Maybe it’s because there’s someone up above who likes playing tricks on her, but either way, it makes Lily feel sort of giddy inside.
Um. Interesting.
“What do you want, Potter?” she asks, slowly removing his arm from around her shoulders and thanking Frank for his patience.
“Now, Evans, that isn’t a very nice way of greeting your ex-boyfriend.”
“You’re not my ex-boyfriend.”
“That’s not what you told my dad, was it?” he asks with curious eyes, and a smirk that makes Lily feel some kind of way.
“Look,” she starts, placing the plastic cup on a nearby table and adjusting the strap of her bag. “I was pretty fucking drunk, okay? And then, I dunno, Dorcas and Mary dared me to go egg Snape’s house but I clearly got things mixed up and ended up at yours instead.”
“Where does the ex-boyfriend it come in? I fail to see the correlation.”
“First of all, don’t sass me. And secondly, your dad’s a copper. So yeah. It was either that or go to jail.”
“Jesus Christ, Evans,” James chuckles, running a hand through his messy hair, “my dad wasn’t going to arrest you.”
Suddenly, Lily’s cheeks warm up. “He could have,” she mutters. “Thank you, by the way. For going along with it.”
“It’s no big deal,” he brushes off. “It would be my absolute pleasure to be your ex-boyfriend.”
“Aren’t you a charmer,” she replies, rolling her eyes. “You going anywhere?”
“Not really? I don’t think so, at least. I mean, Sirius has this family thing and Peter is out of town.”
“Remus, then?”
“He’s sick. You know how he gets with allergies.”
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05.39 p.m.
Orchid: are any of u @ Regent’s park atm?
Mary Christmas: not really, Dorky and I are at the movies, why?
Dork-ass: don’t ever call me that again
Orchid: 1) without me?? umm rUDE
Orchid: 2) cool stay there
Dork-ass: Lily
Mary Christmas: you do know that now we absolutely /have to come, don’t you?
Mary Christmas: and I was enjoying the film as well
Dork-ass: give us 12 and a half minutes
Orchid: specific
Orchid: also unnecessary
“So, Mary and Dorcas are coming over in about fifteen minutes,” Lily starts, releasing her red hair from the black rubber band. “Which gives us approximately ten minutes to find another location.”
“What,” he jokes, “are you embarrassed of me?”
“Surprisingly not. Shocking, I know.”
“You think you’re funny.”
“I’m hilarious.”
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09.08 p.m.
Dork-ass: were you on a date with james potter?
Orchid: ????
Orchid: define date
Mary Christmas: !!!!!
Mary Christmas: lily!!!
Orchid: yes, mary dear?
Dork-ass: oh my god
Dork-ass: you’re such a /meme
Orchid: here come dat boi shit waddup
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It takes them two whole hours before they make plans to hang out again. After some squabbling and food preference related arguments—Lily is team pineapple pizza, while James is decidedly against it—the two of them settle on going to the cinema and checking out the new Spiderman film.
Lily isn’t really sure if it counts as a date, but for her own sanity’s sake, she’s taking it as a yes.
There’s a flower blooming in her chest, and Lily reckons it’s probably going to be a little weird for him to explain to his dad that he’s made plans to hang out with his ex, (who he cheated on with a family member and who was caught throwing protein goods at his rose-tinted windows), but he called her a ‘pineapple-munching-fuck’ before and so she doesn’t really care.
Soon, the films turn into walks in the park, which end up more than once in water balloon fights. It’s hot out, and they’ve got no classes to worry about, and everything is blissful ignorance for the pair of them. Friendly waves make way for one-armed hugs, and casual touches turn into lingering ones.
Their nights end up with personality quizzes and wine passing back and forth, and Lily is certain she saw Sirius and Mary snogging once or twice, but the point is, they are happy and they are free.
Her sister is getting married to Vernon Dursley and she asked Potter to go as her plus-one—on the condition that he somehow finds a way to manage that awful hair, of course.
(Lily doesn’t actually dislike his hair; In fact, she’s quite enamoured with it, which is dangerous and makes her want to rip all the skin from off her bones and run her thin fingers through the dark locks. She’s pretty sure she’s dreamed about it a couple of times now.)
She’s wearing a canary-yellow dress, and strappy white heels she knows won’t stand a chance against all the alcohol she plans on consuming.
He picks her up in a dashing black-tie outfit and Lily swears it knocks the wind out of her, because in her humble opinion, it should be illegal to look this good. She’s almost tempted to feel inadequate, but when she notices the way Potter’s eyes lighten up as soon as he sees her, the way his shoulders straighten and his cheeks perk up, staring at her like she’s some sort of goddess, she smiles.
“Potter?” she asks, the butterflies in her stomach flopping about like they’re on five cups of coffee.
“Yes?”
“Care to be promoted?”
“What d’you mean?”
“You know, from ex-boyfriend to current boyfriend.”
James stills, mouth slightly agape as Lily continues, “I mean, I reckon that means coming clean to your dad about the whole egg thing, but I guess that’s a risk I’m willing to take?”
Then, so slowly it almost feels like slow-motion, a smirk stretches across James’ lips and he says, “Evans, you’re so fucking ridiculous.”
“Well, we’d already established that, but thanks.” He’s still grinning like an idiot when Lily adds,” well, you’re not very good at this, are you? A cute girl practically proposes and you don’t even answer—“
She’s cut off by his lips, which James is happy to press against hers. The whole thing is a mess, to be perfectly honest, because the both of them are way too busy laughing to properly kiss each other, but Lily wouldn’t really have it any other way.
In the end, they get to the ceremony twenty minutes late, Vernon forgets his vows two thirds of the way in, Petunia swears one day she’ll have Lily burnt off the metaphorical family tree and Uncle Geoff tries to get it on with the catering lady who looks about twenty years too young for him. It’s all good though.
During the reception, everyone stuffs themselves with cake—which is a lemon sponge with white chocolate frosting—and overdoes it on the champagne.
Petunia, slightly more tipsy than she’d ever admit, lets her know just how happy she is to have her sister there, and Lily can almost see the sarcasm oozing from Petunia’s lips. She feels something tug at her heartstrings, and Lily is pretty sure it’s love, and the pain of being surpassed. It’s especially hard this time, because now Petunia’s part of a different family, and Lily knows it won’t take her sister long before she forgets all about her.
She feels Potter pulling her closer to him and nuzzles her face on his chest. Her body, cold and blue before, is now a portrait painted in technicolour.
Lily isn’t really sure how any of it happened, how she tiptoed her way into finding her home away from home, her best friend, the companion to all of her craziest adventures. When she’s with him, she feels invincible, like she can do anything and there isn’t anything holding her back.
And so, Lily reckons she may not have a sister anymore, but she has the warmth of the sun, and James Potter at her side. And that’s enough.
#jily#jily fic#hp#marauders era#fyeahjamesandlily#hiddenpolkadots#fetchalgernon#yulbos#bantasticbeasts#ravnclaws#prongsno#snapslikethis#padfootdidit#mine#my writing#txt
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odd numbers for a baby of ur choice... or many babies... it is up to u
thank u for the ask!! i’ll answer these for troye and florence.
1. Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?
troye is the youngest of nine sons, and thus the baby of the family even as a grown man. he’s closest with his second-oldest brother joey, who is an arts student and a Good Brother™ to troye, always ready to support his endeavors, even though troye isn’t really sure what he wants to do with his future.
florence has a twin but that situation is a big mess. antoni is one big repressed memory, but if florence was aware of who they were she’d probably consider them closest to her. achilles is sort of a sibling figure to her, in a best friend way. and honestly florence would love if they were actually her sibling.
3. What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?
troye has a good relationship with his dad! there are very clear similarities between the two, (gail is like an Old Dad version of troye) and they’ve always gotten along.
florence never really got to know her dad, since her family situation was sort of loosely defined and cult-ish. he was moreso the guy who helped sire her rather than an actual father. florence doesn’t really have any relevant parental figures.
5. On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?
troye: peppermint-flavored gum, his keys, his wallet full of pictures of his girlfriends, his phone, and probably a crumpled receipt from any store he’d been to that day.
florence: lint, a dollar coin. some quarters, and a cool rock she found on the sidewalk.
7. Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?
troye: losing loved ones, being forgotten. at several points he’s had a nightmare where he was inflicted with laila’s siren curse and it really messed with him. a lot of his nightmares take place on beaches at night and in other dark spaces.
florence: being abandoned, being betrayed. the latter is a relatively new fear for her, since she didn’t really allow herself to trust others until she started seeing laila and troye. ever since, she’s kind of paranoid that they might betray her someday, though she realizes it’s kind of an irrational fear.
9. Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?
not really! when he was growing up his parents would often be tight on money since raising nine kids isn’t the easiest on the wallet. nowadays, he isn’t super well off but he manages fine. he’s a bit of a compulsive spender.
florence wasn’t worth much as a kid and she isn’t worth much now considering she has no job and is also low tier scalie.
11. In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?
laila has thrown herself into danger several times and troye never stops being afraid for her. it’s bad for his blood pressure, honestly. as for a specific situation, i don’t really know in terms of what scared him the most, but probably something related to laila’s Blind Overconfidence.
florence was most afraid when her tribe was split apart, not really knowing what to do without them or how to really grow out of the rhetoric she was taught. she’d learn to adjust later, but that was a big point of confusion for her.
13. Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?
troye really hates the sight of blood, but doesn’t really react much aside from a lot of discomfort and disgust. he thinks things inside your body should stay there, ideally.
florence doesn’t care about and is unfazed by blood. being a man-eating monster’ll do that to ya.
15. Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?
troye believes money and happiness are fundamentally separate, and while he appreciates having money because it’s pretty useful when it comes to living and all, he thinks happiness really boils down to having people you care about, not how much you’re paid.
florence loves material possession and owning things, especially if her things are the shiniest out of other things. at the same time, she doesn’t really understand the concept of currency and generally just likes having nice stuff without realizing that nice stuff costs $$$
17. What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?
troye didn’t get attached to any toys but he did get really attached to his childhood blanket, which he brought everywhere. it’s lilac and remains in a closet in his childhood room.
florence didn’t really have any childhood toys.
19. What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?
troye’s biggest flaw is that he’s kind of a pushover and he has a hard time saying no to anyone, and he hates to disappoint people. this leads to a lot of relationships that are really imbalanced.
he also gets really committed to people really fast, and while it’s not necessarily a bad thing it does tend to make a relationship seem rushed and when he reflects on it, he realizes he put a lot of expectations on said relationship.
florence, on the other hand, has a really hard time putting her trust in others and commitment is a really scary concept to her. because of this, the closest she’s really had to a “relationship” before laila and troye are a couple unrelated and meaningless flings.
she also didn’t really believe a relationship between a human and a siren could possibly sustain itself without falling apart before she started dating her partners, so that was kind of an obstacle.
21. If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?
troye’s first instinct is to think he did something wrong, and he has a hard time accepting it if the blame falls on someone else close to him.
florence is quick to blame anyone else for anything that happens to her, which leads to a lot of misplaced anger and grief. to be honest, anything truly traumatic most likely becomes one of florence’s repressed memories.
23. What does your character dislike in other people?
troye doesn’t like when other people have an inability to communicate in a relationship, a lack of respect for others wishes, or when people are extra-pessimistic.
florence doesn’t like elitism, which is kind of funny considering she grew up in a purity-cult. she also doesn’t appreciate when people are rude to her at all, and she holds grudges easily because of that.
25. How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?
troye has a really hard time blaming other people, especially if he knows them really well. if he becomes suspicious of someone it usually has to be based on really convincing evidence.
florence is always quick to place the blame on someone, though her suspicion is often based on gut instinct.
27. How does your character normally deal with confrontation?
troye’s first instinct when it comes to confrontation is to try and talk out whatever it is the disagreement is based on. he doesn’t like violence at all and tries to avoid it when he can.
florence deals with confrontation via fists. meet her in the pit if you have a problem. ideally, if fists aren’t an option then maybe she’ll consider talking it out.
29. What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?
as a little kid, troye dreamed of being the long-lost prince of a mysterious and vaguely european country. he also entertained being an actor with a for a while as an older kid with a more solid grasp of “realistic aspirations.” neither of those dreams really panned out.
currently, he’s kind of undecided in what he wants to do with his future.
florence really just wanted to be happy and carefree when she was older. this dream has come true, sort of. at least, after she got over all the complications of her life on the surface.
31. Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.
concept: troye is sitting on a couch with his gfs, watching a dumb romantic comedy. laila is loudly eating popcorn and making blunt commentary on the contrived elements of the movie. florence laughs at any and all physical humor. he is very in love with the both of them. he can’t stop smiling.
humorous concept directly lifted from florence’s charahub page: florence, sitting on a throne. she is being fanned by two admirers, and worshipped by two more. she is eating a raw onion, and no one questions it at all.
actual concept for florence: she’s spread out on the couch, comfortably wrapped in blankets. laila hands her a hot chocolate and gives her a quick kiss on the cheek. she isn’t wearing terrible and oppressive construct known as pants.
33. In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?
troye had a big problem with being self-deprecating for a long time and nowadays he tries to focus on getting better instead of putting himself down, and takes criticism best as he can.
florence is either super defensive or super unaffected based on what is being criticized. if it’s something she’s legitimately insecure about, she becomes very defensive, but typically her inflated sense of confidence keeps that from happening.
35. How does your character behave around people they like?
troye is absolutely giddy hanging around his crushes, and he’s incredibly obvious to anyone with eyes. he tries his best to be subtle but “being subtle” in troye’s vocabulary is limited to not confessing his feelings on the spot. lucky for him, laila couldn’t read someone’s feelings for her if a brick was thrown at her detailing them, and florence shows interest from day one.
florence actually gets really frustrated if she genuinely likes someone. she finds it kind of scary, letting someone have any amount of sway over her decisions or infatuation.
37. Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?
troye is more concerned about defending his honor, i think. he values his good reputation and doesn’t want people to think bad things about him.
florence couldn’t give a rat’s ass about what people think about her if they aren’t a close friend, and she doesn’t have much of a status to begin with, but she’ll defend herself to the people closest to her.
39. Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?
troye was bitten by his family dog at age ten and cried for hours about it at the time. it didn’t really have any lasting affects though, and he loves that dog to death.
florence is regularly bitten by mosquitoes but otherwise she hasn’t been bitten by like, an actual mammal or anything. she was once stung by a jellyfish and it made her kinda pissed. how dare this evil bag sting her.
41. Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?
troye believes he should earn the things that he wants, and doesn’t want things to just be handed to him.
florence loves handouts, but she doesn’t pretend to deserve any of them. she kind of believes life is very luck-based, and she is very new to actually earning good things rather than just stumbling upon them.
43. Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?
i can’t really think of one for troye, actually. i feel like he definitely had big influences in his life based on his relationships, particularly one with a boy he’d been pining over for a while that didn’t work out, but i don’t think there are any big names.
florence’s dependent figure is achilles, who is a very good friend to her and someone she really trusts to know the best for her, or at least advise her on how to live a healthy life.
44. What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?
troye is jewish and has a sort of ambiguous on the idea of an afterlife. ideally, he’d like to believe that there’s somewhere huge and beautiful and grand that he’ll go after he dies, but he also doesn’t really know if that’s his actual belief or just what he’d like to happen. death doesn’t really scare him, but the permanence of it is sort of unnerving.
florence doesn’t really connect herself to a religion, but she was taught a belief in the greek gods and has an ambiguous belief in them. her belief in an afterlife isn’t very well-defined and a big part of her is suspicious that after she dies she’s probably just. you know. Be Dead. she isn’t really scared of it at all. it’s the natural course of all living things. she’d prefer to enjoy her life on earth while it lasts.
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OMG your bartender scenario jssjhijjskfkfk amazing! I wish u had more views tho. Can I request a HC with RFA (and maybe Saeran and V) reacting to MC being a former porn star or having a sex tape uploaded on a porn site, i dunno if u like writing this kind of stuff. Congrats again, ur wrtiting is really good! :)
Tnx tnx!It’s okay, I’m kinda new on that stuff, so i didn’t really expect to have a lot of followers, maybe it happens one day,but… who knows?
I’m goingwith MC ex- pornstar, I can only think that a sextape would be a revenge porn’scase and that can be very triggering, so yeah… let’s think MC agreed on beingfilmed and got paid for it.
Yoosung
You told him as soon as you startedbeing a serious couple
You were younger, your parents neverreally supported you going to college, so you basically lived on your own andhad to pay for it, you were desperate and you did it
You weren’t really proud, but youdidn’t regret it either
He tried to remain calm, but he hadso many questions
“Would you do it again?” “Or are you stilldoing it?” “Did you have to do something you didn’t want to?” “Do you stillcontact your co-workers?”
All the answers were “no”
He was a broke college studenthimself, so he could relate
And he felt really bad that, unlikehim, you didn’t have supportive parents
You tried to keep cool, but youcouldn’t hold back a big sigh in relief, you were so afraid of his reaction,you thought he was going to leave you, you cried a little
He also cried a little: “MC, you werethe one who taught me to let things on the past go, why would I leave you? I loveyou, nothing will ever change that! Just forget it and move on. Move on withme” you hugged and kissed him, no porn in the world could ever have such apassionate scene like that
Later that night, when you werecuddling, you told him if he was curious and wanted to watch it, you wouldn’tmind. He considered the idea, but refused. What was the point if you weremoving on, anyway?
Zen
Youwere dating for a while, and every time he talked about moving in together ortaking further steps on the relationship, you would back away
Hecouldn’t understand why, because he knew you liked him as much as he liked you
Younoticed him struggling, and you couldn’t handle anymore
Youmade him sit and told him everything. You were younger and desperate for money,you didn’t actually regret it, but wasn’t really proud.
Actually,this was never a problem for you until you started dating, because now you knewthis could be a scandal in his promising career
Youknew how those tabloids could drag you to the mud, you and him. So, for thefirst time, you were really ashamed of what you did, tears rolled down fromyour eyes
Hefelt hurt, not because of what you did, but because of what the media could doto you. A lovely, sweet girl like you could be destroyed because of such a sillything like that. Yes, silly.
Youwanted to break up for his job’s sake, he didn’t let you. Your love was toostrong and could overcome anything.
Youwere so overwhelmed, you had the most perfect boyfriend in the world! Why didyou even think leaving him would be good for you? He was your true and onlyhappiness
Butyou were still very self conscious, so Zen asked Seven to make the videodisappear from the internet.
Sevensaid he owned him one, but it was just for tease, he was happy to do this foryou. He kept a copy on a flash drive and gave to you two.
Zengot into an inner debate about watching it or not. You said you didn’t mind, hewas afraid, but yet very curious
Youwatched together, he was concerned about releasing the beast watching this,well… the beast was laughing hard!
Theplot, the lightning, the make-up… awful! You pretended you were offended, butlaughed too.
Hedestroyed the flash drive and kissed you. “Now… my princess, we don’t need cameras,let’s do our own scene, and ours can have much more quality.”
Jaehee
Youcut the crap and told her as soon as you started dating
Itwasn’t full porn, it was just one of those Spring Break videos with drunk girlsshowing her boobs and letting guys take shots of tequila on her bodies
Noneof you were embarrassed, it was lame, and you looked almost unrecognizable.
Shechuckled a little because you looked so silly and completely different from whoyou were today.
Shedidn’t like seeing you making out with another girl on video, but oh well… thepast is in the past, and you were different now, you wouldn’t do things likethat now
“Yougot paid for this?”
“Yeah,with a bottle of tequila”
You told her all the crazy stuff you did on that holyday and MOM MODE was activated
“You’rehere and everything is fine, but you could be in real trouble, MC. What if theproducers of this forced you to do something? And you didn’t even make moneyout of this? They shouldn’t exploit drunk naïve girls like that.”
Andnow FEMINIST MODE was on too: “Seriously! What’s wrong with this industry? Theysexualize and objectify girls, they make money on them, and all you got was atequila?”
Shegot a point, but Jaehee chill, this was a long time ago
“No,that’s it! What’s the name of the studio that shot this? I’m writing them anemail, if they don’t send you money, I’m taking this to court”
Nowshe was the one being naïve, and you were embarrassed
Butit was very cute to see your girlfriend so ready to fight for you
Jumin
It’sthe same case as Zen. He was ready to go further, you were backing away
Youknew this could be a scandal, and you didn’t want to tell him, because you wereterrified of his possible reaction
Andthen he confronted you. Why didn’t you want a relationship with him? It wasbecause of his possessiveness? Because he was too cold?
Youfelt horrible seeing him like this, he wasn’t the problem at all
Butyou were too scared to tell him, so instead, you actually showed him
He was shocked! What were you thinking?
“Ineeded the money for college.”
“Youcould’ve asked me”
“Ididn’t even know you back then”
“Well…ok.”
Hedidn’t ask anything, he didn’t even say anything else. Oh boy… this was evenscarier than you thought.
Youhaven’t heard anything from him for a couple of days and just thought it wasover. You wished you two could have solved this in a more mature way, but…well, you weren’t in the position to demand anything from him.
However,one day, he appeared at your house. “It’s taken care of”
“Whatdo you mean?”
“Atfirst, I wanted to arrest the producers and everyone that saw that video, butmy lawyer told me there’s no crime because you weren’t a minor. So I paidLuciel to at least make that video disappear from the face of the earth. I evenlet him play with Elizabeth the 3rd, I would do anything for you, sokeep that in mind before running away from me.”
“I– I didn’t run away, I just thought you didn’t want anything to do with meanymore, this could ruin your reputation! I mean… a corporate heir and a…”
“Don’teven think about finishing that sentence, MC! No one can talk about you likethat, not even you, you hear me? I love you! I don’t mind your past, everythingthat matters is the present and, most important, our future together. I’m usedto media trash talking, so don’t even think a trivial thing like that couldmake me dislike you.”
Youdidn’t have an answer, at least not one with words, so you just kissed him overand over
Andwhen you were cuddling in your bed, he smirked. “So… are you still able to dothe position you did on minute 23:17 on the video?”
“Howmany times did you watch it?”
Saeyoung
Well,he knew because of the background check
Hewould never bring it up if you haven’t done first
Youexplained your situation back then, he fell sad for you, but that didn’t matteranymore
“So…now I can watch it without feeling guilty?”
“Asif you haven’t watched before”
“IDIDN’T! I SWEAR TO GOD!”
Youdidn’t believe at first, but you changed your mind when you two startedwatching
Becauseit was a freaking secret agent plot, and it was so bad! And you could tell hewas reacting to this for the very first time
Andhe pointed out all the inconsistencies on the story
“Youcould never carry a gun on a outfit like that, your target would totally see itand shoot you first”
“Theboss would never show his face like that, let alone showing you his-“
“Okay,that’s it! Turn it down!”
“Nooooo,it’s so funny!”
Hegot into a debate with himself about deleting the video of the site. Althoughhe wanted to keep those scenes of you all to himself, he couldn’t deprive the world of such a masterpiece
Buthe deleted after all, and kept a copy for him
Youwere happy that he was so chill about that, but you knew he was going to teaseyou about it forever!
Whenyou were in bed at night, he crawled up over you, gave you a deep kiss andwhispered in your ear. “Now I’m gonna teach you how to properly finish atarget, my hot little spy”
Saeran
Healso did a background check on you before leading you to the apartment
Atthat time, this wasn’t really relevant for him and his plans
Afterhe recovered, he totally forgot about that
Untilyou brought it up when you started dating
Blushingmess. Oh my god, he looked at you and couldn’t believe such a cute creature coulddo all those things in front of a fucking camera
Youfelt bad for making him uncomfortable and apologized
Andnow he was the one feeling bad because you were just being honest about yourpast, and hell, who was he to judge the stupid things you did?
Youwere his, so yes, he made that video disappear
Butto show you he was ok with that, he kept a copy and you watched together
Hescoffed. “You were totally faking it!”
“What?No, I wasn’t!”
“Ofcourse you were! When I fuck you like that, you make a completely differentnoise.”
‘Howdo you know I’m not faking it with you, then?” you teased, he responded with awicked glare at you.
“First,we’re gonna burn that copy. Then I’m gonna make you pay for even suggestingthat! I know your body very well and how it react to my touch… and I’m gonnaremind you of that all night!”
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iM GONNA PUT THIS UNDER A READMORE BC ITS LONG…
1. What is you middle//full name?
i’m not gonna say my full name for privacy purposes, but my first + middle names are Tristen Mackenzie
3. What is your birthday?
May 23rd!
5. What is your favorite color?
aw man like… light pink? dark purple? cerulean blue??? all good.
7. Do you have any pets?
yes!!!! i have a cat and her name is rose and i love her
9. How tall are you?
5′3″-ish? i’m not exactly sure
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
uh… 3 i think? 5 counting both pairs of character shoes though!
13. What talents do you have?
as a lot of ppl who follow this blog, i’m pretty good at writing! other than that, i like to think i’m pretty decent at singing and acting, and i draw a lot. other than that??? idk
15. Favorite song?
i answered this but i’ll just add more: A Soft Place to Land from Waitress
also Teen Idle and Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds!!
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
alright so like my ideal partner is definitely someone who just loves me for who i am and doesn’t force me to change, y’know? someone supportive who’s kinda ready to take me as i am with all the baggage i have and still loves me in the end but doesn’t take any bullshit? like, they accept i have problems but won’t let said problems excuse my actions. someone who can help me improve on who i am, i guess?
also someone sweet and gentle and just understands, y’know??
idk i haven’t put much thought into a person past that, since i guess all i want is someone who actually gives a shit?
19. Do you want a church wedding?
uh personally i don’t really care even tho it’d probably piss off my family i guess??? like, it could be or it couldn’t be and it probably wouldn’t make too much of a difference for me because imo it’s a wedding either way???? idk man
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
like, me being in the hospital? no. visiting people? yeah
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
uhhh i met a guy off of broadway once he was cool i think his name was andrew or matthew or something and he was in pippin and actually was charlemange the night we saw the show!! i wish i could remember his name because he gave me really good advice about basically sharpening what i wasn’t good at when it came to theatre
25. What color socks are you wearing?
none
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
like… i mean, i wouldn’t be against it? as long as it’s for something i’m proud of, i guess???
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
nnnope
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
i usually lie on my stomach when i sleep!!! idk why it’s been kind of a recent thing??? like i use to sleep on my left side for years and over the last year or two i’ve started sleeping on my stomach for whatever reason
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
i usually don’t wake up early enough to actually eat breakfast but i like to make scrambled eggs and toast!! because effort
35. Have you ever tried archery?
no but i want to :’O
37. Favorite swear word?
eh, probably just ‘fuck’ because i’m not creative
39. Do you have any scars?
i have a reaaaaaaally faint scar going up my leg from when i did something stupid and was scratched by a wire!!!
41. Are you a good liar?
depends on the lie and who i’m telling said lie to, honestly.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
uh i can kinda do a russian accent like Stereotypical Russian and i can do a southern accent (which works because i’m from the south but i have no accent i swear), and i can do a kinda posh accent??? idk man i should sit around and just attempt accents one day.
i’m good at mimicking mercy from overwatch sometimes tho but only when i’m playing her because it’s more of me just sitting there echoing whatever she says i guess
45. What is your favorite accent?
idk my russian accent is at least fun to sit around and say shit in
also just??? idk what you would call it other than Stuck Up White Girl but that’s also kinda fun because i literally will sit around and say stupid shit
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
that’s honestly a good question and i couldn’t tell you because i barely remember anything like lemme check amazon because i have this dress??? that was probably expensive
it actually wasn’t too expensive it was only 35-ish dollars??? idk then i tend to not buy expensive clothes
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
innie
51. Are you scared of spiders?
hhholy fck yeah i nearly panicked yesterday when there was a spider in my car like i was almost gone but my brother got it
53. Favorite foreign food?
honestly that’s hard but i??? fukn???? love??? chicken enchiladas????
also does fondue count bc it’s from switzerland and i love fondue like cheese??? good. chocolate??? heaven.
55. Most used phrased?
probably like “idk man” because i just Don’t Know
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
depends!!! sometimes it can be around 30-40, sometimes an hour, sometimes i’ll be ready in 10 minutes i don’t do makeup and throw on something decent
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
i tend to mostly suck???? that doesn’t sound sexual i swear why does everything have to sound sexual jfc
61. Do you sing to yourself?
i think we all know the answer to this one. it’s a definite yes and anyone who thinks otherwise doesn’t know me tbh
63. Biggest Fear?
dying young, i guess? it’s something that kinda haunts me still and idk of anything that’d be a bigger fear than that for me rn
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
idk i rarely watch movies????
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
i mean i’d probably leave a few out but i can
i took a thing and i got like, 35-36 out of the 50 so that’s good i guess
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
def an introvert
71. What makes you nervous?
what doesn’t make me nervous tho
uh i guess just??? driving in silence makes me nervous
honestly any silence makes me nervous because i need at least some sort of constant noise??? tests are hell, man.
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
depends on the mistake??? i tend to but if it’s just something really minor i won’t bother the person.
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
nah i dont think so. if i have then??? whoops. i know a guy who started (or at least tried to?) rumors about himself tho it was weird
77. Have you ever drank underage?
not rly??? i’ve had sips of stuff but that was usually with my parents and it wasn’t enough to make me feel anything. altho next time my friend and i hang out without her parents there i might drink a little, just to be able to say ‘i did the thing’ since i kinda wanna do teenage shit while i still can i guess?????
79. Who was your first real crush?
guy i knew/know (we’re kinda friends??? like we talk but we don’t make extra effort to do so imo???) named jacob!!! he let me down gently because he was also the first person i confessed to, and altho i kinda regret it, i still had that rejection so at least i don’t have to deal with that shit with someone else being “that first rejection” or w/e
81. Can you roll your Rs?
aaaa sadly no i wish i could tho!!!
83. How fast can you run?
i don’t think i’m fast but i think i’m fast enough
85. What color is your eyes?
blue!
87. Do you keep a journal?
i kinda used to??? i stopped writing in it for a while… 89. Do you like your age?
ehh kinda??? like…? i’m still technically a “““teenager”““ (even tho i technically count until i’m 20 but legally i’m an adult at 18) but it kinda sucks because being 17 is lowkey kinda stressful because woah ur a senior in high school time for u to be forced into thinking you need to choose a good college that will get u a degree for a job you’ll always be in for the rest of ur life and just the fact i’m kinda inexperienced in shit??? i just wanna be smooched before i turn 18 man
91. Do you like your own name?
i mean??? i don’t like ‘tristen’ but i do like ‘tris’! which is why i go by it online and i try to get ppl to call me it. there was someone i know who was like “no one even calls you that” when i said something about being called “tris” to someone and i’m like… that’s because i never said anything about it before…??? no one calls me tris because i never really went by it before….???
but anyway “tristen” is fine but i will always prefer to be called “tris”
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
i’m gonna say i’d love to have a girl but honestly? i don’t really care? if i have a child or if i have children, i just want them to be happy and healthy and feel they can trust me with anything - or at least almost anything, since i never really had that person growing up.
95. What are your weaknesses?
uh i’m not the strongest person when it comes to physical activities but that’s also because i’m a dumb egg who sucks when it comes to shit like dancing because i kinda throw myself down a hole when other ppl get things and i don’t and i get really self deprecating over shit
also self deprecation by itself is a pretty big weakness.
other than that, i’m kinda messy?? like my room itself is a mess and there’s clothes on the floor and i really just need to take a day and clean up
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
not that i know of
99. Color of your bedspread?
uh its too hot for one rn but i have a white one that my grandma bought for me and i use it when its cold af outside
i want this galaxy one that i found tho….
(I SPENT AN HOUR ANSWERING THIS BUT IT WAS FUN OMG…)
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