#she thinks we've lost all our braincells

[yoongisleftshoulder]

BTS Reacts: S/O Randomly Meows

JIN:

Jin would be staring at you wide-eyed for a few minutes when a meow escaped your lips out of nowhere. You hesitantly did it again and he burst out into laughter. The sound of his laughing gave you more motivation to keep hearing it, so you meowed again.....and again. Suddenly, the room was filled with the mixed sounds of your meowing and Jin's squeaky laugh.

YOONGI:

The first time you looked at him and meowed when the room was dead quiet, he simply stared at you. You had gone back to your phone, scrolling aimlessly, leaving him to wonder if he misheard and it had come from a video you were watching. He watched you for a few minutes before returning to what he was doing....and heard it again.

"Is that coming from you? Are you....meowing?" Yoongi would question.

"Yep!"

"Oh...okay."

That would be that. After he figured out the sound came from you, he acted as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

HOSEOK:

Low-key thinks it's cute. He would mimic the sounds you made, pretending to make fun of you or convince you that he thought it was odd for you to be doing such a thing but in secret, he was repeating it so you would continue to do it. Eventually, the two of you would be meowing at each other so much that the other members thought you guys had lost it.

NAMJOON:

Namjoon would be surprised the first time you made a cat sound directed at him. He was already so accustomed to the loudness and random sounds that came out of the other members but he wasn't expecting it to come from you. Regret would be in the back of his mind when he realized the boys were rubbing off on you and he was going to have to deal with even more craziness.

JIMIN:

Jimin pretended to be hardcore judgmental about it when you first randomly meowed in his presence. He would get a little bit too into character, noticing you were slowly becoming upset, taking his words to heart. When he noticed, a large grin would slowly appear on his face and he reached out to pinch your cheeks together. Your eyebrows furrowed as you looked down at his fingers that were squishing your skin, then back up to make eye contact. Another moment of silence passed before Jimin meowed right back at you.

TAEHYUNG:

Taehyung would be another one to pretend mock you for doing it. He would be stone faced and his words serious but the second you would turn away, he would be holding back laughter. Not ever admitting it, he actually loved knowing this little quirk about you. If anything, it made him feel closer to you knowing that you felt comfortable enough to show your true personality to him.

JUNGKOOK:

Jungkook would be so unbothered by this. He would be joining along with you, pretending to have a whole conversation using meows, acting like both of you understood each other. It would become a type of communication for the two of you. You would meow once and he would meow back as a way of acknowledging each other in your own special way.

[varteeny1234]

I had a great idea for an au. i dont know how often this will update but WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET'S GO :D

Summary:

In front of Ruby and Viking was a sunny clearing where the trees thinned, and the grass was a bright soft green. Small white and yellow flowers dotted the ground. And there, in the middle of the clearing, stood a large apple tree. Its bright red fruits were weighing down the branches, and there were dozens scattered on the forest floor. The laughing sound rang out for the fourth time, and something dropped down out of the branches of the apple tree. That something was, from the looks of it, a fairy! Had Ruby's heart been beating this fast the whole time? ~ The spacetime siblings meet a fairy in the woods: Ruby falls *hard*, Vintage is not nearly as terrifying as she looks, and Viking is the only one with a braincell. Shenanigans ensue

Chapters: 1/?

Words: 1397

Chapter warnings: light body horror (antique applesauce appearance) but nothing else

Ship: Sakura Spouses (ruby/vintage)

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS AU I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT!!

Step One: Get The Pants Scared Off Of You

"Come on! This area looks familiar!" Ruby yelled. Ve skipped through the forest, watching the trees pass by, halfheartedly scanning the landscape for anything that ve could have passed before. 

Zir brother, Viking, ran to catch up to zir. "Ruby, wait up! I don't want us to get separated!" 

Ruby slowed down to a walking pace. They waited until Viking was next to them again before starting up at a jog.

"We're just getting more lost, Ruby, I swear! I don't recognize these trees at all, we should just turn back around," said Viking. "Who's the one with the excellent sense of direction here?" 

Ruby huffed. "You get us back home one time, and suddenly you have the greatest sense of direction in the history of ever! Besides, if it's so great, how come we got lost in the first place?" 

"Oh, come on! Even that one time counts! Let's just keep moving, we've got to find something familiar soon- what are you doing?" 

He stared incredulously at his sibling, who shushed him. "Be quiet for a second! I heard something!" Ey whispered. Ey'd been half-listening to Viking's arguing when a laugh echoed quietly through the trees- in the direction ey'd been leading them, too. Viking, to his credit, did actually shut up. The sound came again, high-pitched laughter from not too far away. "It sounds like laughter!" 

Viking's eyes widened. Ruby knew what he was thinking. The woods that they'd managed to get themselves lost in was widely believed to be home to a large population of magical beings: fairies, spirits, witches, all sorts of things. Neither sibling had ever personally come across any, but enough people from town claimed that they had that only people from far away didn't believe it. 

This was exciting! They might be about to meet a magical creature! 

"Let's keep going!" Ruby grabbed Viking's hand. He knew that Viking was just as curious as he was to find out if it really was a fae that they'd heard. They treaded much more carefully now, being careful to not make a lot of noise as they searched for the source of the laughter. The next time the sound came, Viking heard it too, and the two shared an excited glance before peering around a large flowering bush. 

In front of them was a sunny clearing where the trees thinned, and the grass was a bright soft green. Small white and yellow flowers dotted the ground. 

And there, in the middle of the clearing, stood a large apple tree. Its bright red fruits were weighing down the branches, and there were dozens scattered on the forest floor. 

The laughing sound rang out for the fourth time, and something dropped down out of the branches of the apple tree. 

That something was, from the looks of it, a fairy! 

The two siblings stared jaw-dropped at the creature. It took Ruby a second to remember to blink- or breathe. 

The fae stood up, their arms full of apples. They were tall, probably taller than Viking even, with shockingly pink hair and four pairs of grey-blue wings on their back. They had long pointed ears that appeared to be longer that their head- and their pale green coat, even from this distance, Ruby knew was softer than anything ze had worn. The fae sat down and leaned against the trunk of the tree with an apple in their mouth. 

When they opened their eyes, Ruby saw that they were almost the same shade of blue as their wings. It went to take another step forwards, to get closer. 

A branch snapped under ver foot, and the fae looked up at ve. Their steady gaze seemed to pierce into ver soul. 

Had Ruby's heart been beating this fast the whole time? 

One of the fae's antennae twitched, and a moment later, their whole body seemed to melt as they shifted into a new form. 

The apples that they'd picked fell to the ground, covered in the inky black substance dripping from their body. 

They screamed, sending a ringing pulse through Ruby's eardrums, and their jaw unhinged itself. Barely any of the body that they'd had only a few seconds ago remained visible, the fae now almost completely covered in liquid void. 

Ruby still thought they were beautiful, even in their horrifying-ness. It took Viking yelling in hir face to snap hir out of hir trance. 

"Stop staring, we have to go! Right now! You got us spotted!" He sounded like he was panicking. 

Oh, right, we should leave before we get attacked...

They picked a random direction, Viking dragging them even faster than Ruby had been going before. The forest around them sped past in a slightly-panicky blur, much unlike how it had been before. This time, they weren't worried about exploring so much as escaping. It was a while before they were sure the fairy wasn't following them. 

All the excitement that had been pent-up in Ruby's chest was bubbling up, and she burst into a fit of giggles. She tripped over a tree root, falling on top of Viking and knocking them both to the ground. Fortunately, they landed on a soft, squishy patch of moss.

"Haha!" She laughed. The giddiness was infectious, clearly, Viking joining in. "We just saw a fae! I can't believe it, that was so awesome!" 

"And absolutely terrifying! The way that they just, like, melted? I think I lost about five years off my lifespan. I'm surprised we're still alive," said a very wide-eyed Viking. He rolled over so he was face-down in the moss. "I'm just going to lie here for a minute and let my brain exit flight-mode."

Ruby sat up. Ve sighed, gazing up at the tree canopy. A few birds flew past, chirping sweetly. "Yeah..." Ve agreed. "Terrifying..." 

They were terrifyingly GORGEOUS!

"Why do you sound like you're about to attempt something incredibly stupid?" Groaned Viking.

"I want to go back." 

Part of Ruby was surprised at his own words. He did want to, though. He needed to get a closer look at that fairy- maybe even talk to them! 

At that, Viking shot up, brushing bits of moss out of his hair. "What? What the hell- absolutely freaking not, Ruby! Do you even know how dangerous that is?! You- you could die!" He spluttered. "Are you just not worried about that?" 

Ruby shook its head. "Of course I am! A little bit. But I still want to try and talk to them! Get to, you know, know them." It couldn't help but smile again, in spite of Viking's scolding. For whatever reason, going back to see the fairy again wasn't a scary thought in the slightest. After all, they'd only acted scary when they'd found out they'd been noticed. 

"They were just happily eating apples before we interrupted them! I don't think they mean any harm. Also, they were really pretty..."

"Yeah, they weren't trying to kill anyone then, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't- did you seriously just call them pretty?" Viking's jaw had dropped. He stared at Ruby incredulously. "I'm- I'm not letting you go back. No way! No way! We're going to go back home, and you're not going to look for anything in the woods far enough away you can't hear me yell from the house. Speaking of which, we're still very lost, and- wait a second. Why do I suddenly know exactly where we are?" 

Ruby sat up and actually looked at their surroundings- which, of course, revealed to her that the moss patch they'd landed in was the same one that they had already known was only a couple of minutes' walking time away from their house. There was the same rock that looked like a cat over by the tree with the burnt marks on it from a forest fire hundreds of years ago. The same blackberry bushes that they ate from in the summer (and always ate more than they brought back home). The same cluster of small white flowers right next to the path that was only ever used by them- the one that led straight back to where they lived.

Laughing, she got to her feet and offered Viking a hand. "I should go back and thank the fairy- if they hadn't scared us, we'd have never ran so far in the right direction!"

[spunsugarmusings]

Laura Bow In: The Dagger of Amon-Ra Sentence Starter Pack

Quotes taken from the game Laura Bow In: The Dagger of Amon-Ra, the wildly tonally different sequel to The Colonel's Bequest. TW for murder, death, infidelity and such. Change pronouns and tenses as needed, some entries have been edited for clarity, and please enjoy!

"There is still time to correct this most grievous misunderstanding."

"Don't let him shake you. He's tough on the outside, but inside, he's got a heart of stone."

"Don't touch it! You don't know where it's been!"

"That's what you think, you mallard rest buffoon!"

"It is a unicorn, left over from a King's Quest game."

"You're in a heck of a pickle now!"

"Death is a natural part of life, so when your time comes, it's best to accept it and go out gracefully."

"Your perky demeanor and thorough technique are making you a First Class Detective."

"Death from traumatic lead poisoning claims many lives every year."

"Stay out of my way, or I'll thrash you within an inch of your life!"

"We usually just hire men for this job. It's rough out there, and you're kind of…small."

"You mean there's ANOTHER [NAME]? No two sets of parents could be THAT cruel."

"He's got a chip on his shoulder the size of the Brooklyn Bridge. He'll try to cut you down. Just shake it off; that's what I had to do."

"Look, that was long ago and far away, okay? The room was dark and I was NOT married at the time."

"I don't know how you know about that, but I don't want to hear another word about it."

"Oh, lovely place if you like rats, thieves, and roughnecks."

"Don't bother Doctor Jazz while he's performing."

"Ya look so cute in that outfit, it makes me want to scream!"

"I find it distasteful to celebrate thievery in the name of science!"

"Amon-Ra will have his revenge!"

"Excuse me, SIR, but I see a turkey leg on the buffet table that requires my attention."

"I just happened to be standing here."

"I don't think my wife would ever have done it in a mummy case."

"Oh, I'm sure his body is crawling with maggots by now."

"If his spirit IS with you, let me know because I'd love to see it!"

"Very kind of you to say that, but there are many who misinterpret my actions."

"A delightful girl. I keep asking her if she'd like to be my second wife."

"It never hurts to have highly-placed friends on the police force, no?"

"He doesn't care a fig for what's right and what's wrong! His evil deeds will catch up to him though, just wait and see!"

"Our civilization has evolved over thousands of years, so our methods are quite well thought out and practical."

"I almost didn't recognize you with your clothes on."

"Even empty water glasses have their uses."

"Oh, wunderbar! Now we've got the AMATEURS involved."

"The food is free of bugs, if that's what you were worried about."

"That translates out to: "My Fish Dances in the Parking Lot"?!"

"The tablet says: "She who reads this cursed tablet is doomed to be eaten by a thousand voracious scarabs"."

"You might cut yourself, or you could put an eye out, or any number of other things could happen that your mother warned you about when you were little and everything in your life was dangerous."

"Your face has certainly changed to an attractive pale color, my dear."

"Remember our deal."

"You'll have to show me how sorry you are. Kiss me."

"Honestly, you men can be such crybabies."

"Because of you, a murderer is running around loose in this city, free to kill again!"

"I've got more tricks than you have braincells!"

"Nobody just happens to HIDE behind a museum tapestry!"

"The nerve, going around accusing people of stealing paintings!"

"Just be keeping in mind that I'd have to kill you if I ever found out you were sleeping with someone else."

"It's been a long time since I've been able to trust anyone as much as I trust you."

"We've got a perfectly good art burglary scheme going!"

"That's not blood, you got me all excited..."

"That man'd lie to his own MOTHER if someone paid him for it!"

"I lost a load of Egyptian cobras down there a few weeks ago, and I occasionally come across one of the little darlings."

"I need more proof before I subject him to the full force of my wrath."

"Why are you tied up on my desk?"

"If you see him, will you tell him [NAME] is dying on the desk in my office?"

"Ah, excuse me, I was looking for the women's lounge?"

"There is too much at stake here, too many important people are involved!"

"We can either test you or sacrifice you, it's your choice!"

"It's all that damned lousy reporter's fault!"

[mariana-oconnor]

The Devil's Foot pt 3

The last part of the story and still no devilish feet in sight. I have to assume it's the name of the drug at this point, because otherwise I don't know what's going on.

Last time Holmes and Watson did a very stupid thing and almost died a very stupid death. Then they declared their undying devotion to each other and it would have all been ever so sweet if I hadn't wanted to bonk their heads together to try to get their brains working via percussive maintenance.

⬆️Holmes and Watson's last two braincells there, right before they killed them inhaling an incredibly fast acting lethal poison.

"It would be superfluous to drive us mad, my dear Watson," said he. "A candid observer would certainly declare that we were so already before we embarked upon so wild an experiment."

Holy shit, that poison gave Holmes the ability to read my mind.

"But the cause remains as obscure as before."

I wonder. Could the weird poison that Holmes doesn't appear to have come across before possibly be linked to the famous explorer/adventurer/lion guy who has been to many exotic and distant locales?

Maybe?

Perhaps?

"I think we must admit that all the evidence points to this man, Mortimer Tregennis, having been the criminal in the first tragedy, though he was the victim in the second one. We must remember, in the first place, that there is some story of a family quarrel, followed by a reconciliation. How bitter that quarrel may have been, or how hollow the reconciliation we cannot tell. When I think of Mortimer Tregennis, with the foxy face and the small shrewd, beady eyes behind the spectacles, he is not a man whom I should judge to be of a particularly forgiving disposition."

Multiple murderers? How very un-Occam of you, Holmes. I did entertain the possibility for myself for a little while. But if he did the first one he must have been in league with the second murderer, or at least close enough that they knew what he'd done. (By second murderer, I mean lion guy. Unless it turns out to be the housekeeper getting revenge. The only other option is the vicar and he'd have to be supremely arrogant to have brought both crimes to Holmes' attention).

Also, we've been through how you shouldn't judge people's characters based on their appearance, well, not their facial features.

But yeah, this all lines up with what I was saying at the start before Lion guy showed up.

I had heard the click of the garden gate, and now the majestic figure of the great African explorer appeared upon the path.

In my head, this guy is literally just an anthropomorphic lion.

For a moment I wished that I were armed. Sterndale's fierce face turned to a dusky red, his eyes glared, and the knotted, passionate veins started out in his forehead, while he sprang forward with clenched hands towards my companion. Then he stopped, and with a violent effort he resumed a cold, rigid calmness, which was, perhaps, more suggestive of danger than his hot-headed outburst.

This is the sign of an entirely rational and calm human being.

"I have lived so long among savages and beyond the law," said he, "that I have got into the way of being a law to myself. You would do well, Mr. Holmes, not to forget it, for I have no desire to do you an injury."

Yep...

He's clearly in no way a danger to society.

Absolutely not. I would feel completely safe in his presence.

I do not understand why he has such a strong and obvious reaction to the first bit, then attempts to back pedal and be all 'No idea what you're talking about'.

I mean, I do get it, but I don't get why he thinks it's going to work. As previously stated he absolutely should keep asserting that he has no idea what they are talking about. But it's such a transparent ploy after he's already lost his cool.

"I saw no one." "That is what you may expect to see when I follow you."

This line goes hard.

I love it.

Ninja Sherlock

🥷

"Yes, Brenda Tregennis," repeated our visitor. "For years I have loved her. For years she has loved me. There is the secret of that Cornish seclusion which people have marvelled at. It has brought me close to the one thing on earth that was dear to me. I could not marry her, for I have a wife who has left me for years and yet whom, by the deplorable laws of England, I could not divorce."

ACD's war against the British divorce laws continues. I have tried to look up the history of divorce law in the UK, but it is an incredibly tangled web that I do not have the inclination to untangle at this time. Although I just learnt that until 2012 people in this country couldn't get married before 8am or after 6pm. Weird.

I think we can all agree, though, that ACD thought the divorce laws were bloody stupid and he was right.

On the outside was written "Radix pedis diaboli" with a red poison label beneath it. He pushed it towards me. "I understand that you are a doctor, sir. Have you ever heard of this preparation?" "Devil's-foot root!"

"The root is shaped like a foot, half human, half goatlike; hence the fanciful name given by a botanical missionary."

But how tho?

Which half? I don't understand how you can have half of each of these... does it have toes? Is it a hoof? How? I cannot work out what this would look like at all.

Does it have five little hoof toes?

I don't understand.

"Among other things I exhibited this powder, and I told him of its strange properties, how it stimulates those brain centres which control the emotion of fear, and how either madness or death is the fate of the unhappy native who is subjected to the ordeal by the priest of his tribe."

Mortimer. Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer. You're dead, so I guess this doesn't really matter now, but you don't... take the incredibly obvious poison from the incredibly mentally unhinged man and then use it when he's still in the country. Not when it has such obvious and unique effects. This is what is called Bad Planning and Obvious.

It's like you wanted him to kill you. Is that victim blaming? probably. But you're also a murderer, so... does it balance out?

Also, Mr Lion Man, don't... tell people about your weird crazy poisons and then follow it up with 'also you could kill people with it in this country and law enforcement would never be able to detect it, lol.' Especially not if you're suspicious of the guy.

So many bad decisions in this story.

"I well remember how he plied me with questions as to the amount and the time that was needed for its effect, but I little dreamed that he could have a personal reason for asking."

Yeah, because that's a really unsuspicious line of questioning.

'So, this undetectable horrific poison. How much would I need to use... hypothetically, of course... to like... kill three people. In a room the size of... ooh, say my siblings' card room? And how long would it take? Just asking... out of curiosity. No reason other than purely scientific interest. I'd never actually kill anyone with it. Bu-ut if I wanted to...'

Lion man... you should not be allowed access to hazardous materials. Your OSHA compliance is poor. That needs to be in a locked poison cabinet. You shouldn't be handling it without PPE and you definitely shouldn't be letting untrained and unvetted people in there.

"My soul cried out for revenge. I have said to you once before, Mr. Holmes, that I have spent much of my life outside the law, and that I have come at last to be a law to myself."

But sure, he can get off because he was killing the first murderer... I guess. I'm not as sympathetic towards him as I've been towards previous people. Maybe because he doesn't strike me as the kind of person for whom this was his first or last kill. His reaction to Holmes seems like he's prepared to just murder anyone who gets in his way. Previously the people Holmes has let go have been people who killed as a last desperate attempt to free themselves or were pushed too far past their breaking point in one instance.

This guy just... seems like he wouldn't bat an eyelid at killing again. And again. And again. For far less reason.

"And now, my dear Watson, I think we may dismiss the matter from our mind and go back with a clear conscience to the study of those Chaldean roots which are surely to be traced in the Cornish branch of the great Celtic speech.”

I still think this is nonsense, but sure. I have discovered that apparently someone somewhere apparently wrote Holmes' paper on the subject and published it in 1998. Which is a thing.

Thanks Watson for warning me against poisoning myself. I'll bear that in mind. Perhaps you could take your own medical advice?

[stolenbythegods]

respond to the following prompts out of character, then tag others you'd like to get to know a little bit better.

ROLEPLAYER NAME: Beth, or Semeiya

ROLEPLAYER PRONOUNS: she/her

MUSE NAME: For this blog, Ganymede. For my sideblog myth multi: Medusa, Aglaea, Amphitrite, Pasithea, Minthe. For my sideblog BG3 multi: Sabine, Nethala, Mystique. More will probably be added to both multis in time haha.

PREFERRED COMMUNICATION: IMs or discord, though the latter probably won't be given unless we're also rping on discord, which I am happy to do with any mutuals, or we get close.

EXPERIENCE: 20 years. Which sounds wild to me, but I started very young and lost myself in it from there haha. I have slowed down a bit because of life and mental health, but I'm still chugging along!

PREFERRED ROLEPLAY TYPE: I'm pretty flexible, but I'll admit that very long replies are harder these days and take a lot out of me, so I usually stick to a few paragraphs. I can do one-liners for short bursts, but it usually ends up turning into longer stuff aha.

PET PEEVES & DEALBREAKERS: I think my dealbreakers are the same for most people tbh; being disrespectful, being a bigot, general RP dealbreakers etc. I don't tolerate petty drama and vagueposting about others. Refusing to communicate is another. Basically don't be a dick, don't be immature, and don't break basic RP rules. Follow these, and we'll be fine!

PLOTS OR MEMES: Both, but I lean towards memes a bit more. But it can be hard if we've never interacted before, so in that case I highly encourage doing at least some baseline plotting to establish things between our muses. After that though, meme me up baby!

BEST TIME TO WRITE: when the planets align and my two braincells collide? In all seriousness, my schedule is kinda chaotic so I write when I can, and when my mental health allows. I wish I could be more organised, bus alas, I am cursed :')

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE: Most of my muses have a little something of me inside of them, but some are more like me than others. For Gany, the desperation to be loved is definitely like me haha. We probably share quite a few traits if I dive deep enough, but I'll save myself the identity crisis lol

Tagged by: @nectaric

Tagging: @neverhangd @bloodedstars @knife-like and anyone else who sees this :3

[unboundwanderers]

♚♚♚♚♚ [ i get a chance to compliment you on main ? LET'S GO. i don't think i say it enough despite how much we've screamed at each other over plots and writing, but i admire you greatly. i know literally nothing about the series and you have pulled ( read : dragged ) me into it blind, making me fall head first with your characters, your writing, your lore. i've never met anyone who's so creative and talented at lore and world building as you are ! i know i scream at you A LOT whenever we talk and whenever you hurt me with our ships ( which is A LOT ) but i have so so much fun fleshing out all our pairings, all our ships, all the ideas and plots, the adventures and the small moments. you make writing with you really easy bc you pour your heart and soul into your characters and plots, it's so easy to get lost and absorbed in them bc you make them feel real. you give them life and you make all my muses a part of your muses' world and that's what make me love all of them all the more.

thank you for blessing me with your characters and writing, and your amazing self ! we've literally written books by this point but i'm looking forward to see more of our characters and ships ! could never get enough of them ! stay amazing fam ! love you lots ! ]

Pictured above: Binary pitching a ship to Hina that will go on to infect her brain.

Can I please talk about Hina- I'm going to talk about Hina, now. Sorry, Dash. PLEASE DO NOT SAY YOU ADMIRE ME GREATLY, HINA- BECAUSE I WOULD LITERALLY DIE FOR YOU. Hina is such a good writer, you guys, and I don't think Hina gives herself NEARLY as much Credit as she deserves for simply EXISTING. Hina's WARMTH and Energy are literally something that me and @kemikorosu THRIVE on. We're addicted to Hina, so much so that we literally kick our legs when Hina types in our group chat. We are simply obsessed with her--- BUT WHY IS THAT?? Well, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY FRIEND, HINA!!!!

Hina has CHANGED my FUNDAMENTAL understanding of how Mun perceives their muse. Hina quite literally changed how I see the creative writing process when it comes to forming ships, plotlines, and interactions. She has such a unique take on all of her characters that often it leaves me (and my characters) BREATHLESS. I think Hina attaches herself to a character and gets into their brain, and the way Hina can GUSH about the way a character thinks, how they act, how they FEEL. You'd swear it's because her characters COME ALIVE and TAKE CONTROL of her. She is in tune with her portrayal. I don't think ANY of MY DOCTOR's would be NEARLY as accessible to roleplay with if not for Hina's influence on them.

Hina and I started DMing after I went through her wishlist prompts and harassed her for like two days until we got a thread going. We moved over to discord, made our server- and all of our ships just existed in that isolated space (to the point where we just STRAIGHT UP have a whole fic series we're getting ready to upload--) THE POINT IS IS THAT HINA CAME IN AND STOLE THE BRAINCELL and it was INSANE. I think Hina and I have crafted some of the most engaging takes on the Tropes portrayed in Doctor Who. So much so that sometimes I get sad that Yelan and Goth aren't canon parts of Doctor Who because their TV run would be SIMPLY AMAZING. Never have I met a muse who paired so perfectly then Yelan and Goth.

PLEASE DON'T THANK ME FOR BLESSING YOU HINA, THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED WRITERS I'VE EVER MADE AND IT HAS BEEN A PRIVILEGE TO WRITE WITH YOU.

Hina literally stormed into my house, knocked me over the head and became one of my Best Friends in the span of a MONTH. We've been writing for four months. I've adored EVERY second.

[yinnina]

[Y/N] Was Here

"So.... You're telling me I shouldn't have sprayed my name on the walls?" Asked Aryanah, confused about why I told her not to pray 'Aryanah was here' on the walls of an abandoned hospital.

We all facepalmed, "Because, you idiot, now the police know who to look for when they find the graffiti." I told her.

Gaby sighed, knowing she shouldn't have gotten involved with this. Boston and Ren tried not to laugh while everyone else just tried not to slap her across the head and maybe fix her stupidity.

"It's no wonder you have a low score on the tests we take." Kaylee chuckled, looking around to avoid Aryanah's glare.

"That is besides," I sighed, "what time is it? I think we lost track of time here."

"Dead." Gabby checked her phone.

"Same here." Said very much everyone else.

"Great, so we're all dead on battery, have no idea what time it is and pretty much lost since we simply stumbled on this hospital in the middle of NOWHERE?!" I screamed, walking in circles as I wished for my death to come by, knocking to be let inside.

"Great. Just great," Whispered Gaby, "I simply knew I should've stayed home and watched a movie with my sister."

'Well, kindly, fuck you too I guess?' I thought to myself, giving her a side eye which didn't go unnoticed by her.

"Let's just go out and walk around, maybe we'll find houses and call for help." Suggested Boston, shrugging in frustration.

I sighed and let my fingers through my hair, trying to calm myself down.

"I wish I would've stayed back and played Resident Evil at the arcade." I whispered to Ren.

"Cheer up [Y/N], once we are out of here you'll be able to see your blondie again." She laughed, even after I punched her shoulder lightly, holding it to show that she was joking around with me once again.

Me and her knew each other the longest. There would be times when we were kids that we would fight, all because of another friend we had.

I didn't really like that girl who I was friends with, but I never mentioned anything to her because we had a few classes together.

"Alright, ready to hop on the wall now?" Asked Boston, looking at Gaby.

"Arsehole." She chuckled.

I laughed along with her, much like everyone else.

"My mum will so kill me." Said Gabby after looking up to the now dark, cloudy sky.

It was getting dark by the moment, and even though my parents went out again for another business trip, I got worried.

Maybe I'll drop by the Grab-N-Go if it's open.

"You guys wanna stay over?" I asked, hoping not to spend another night alone at home.

"I'm in!" Shouted Ren, Kaylee and Aryanah, all in sync.

Gaby and Gabby looked at each other, nodding and looked back at Boston.

He sighed and gave us a thumbs up.

After a few hours of walking and finally making it back to the small town we all let a moan in relief.

"You know," started Gaby, "we should've taken our bikes at the very least."

'Talk about having three of the smartest kids in school.'

"Just how the hell do I have the highest grade in 10th grade?!" I slapped myself.

"'cause you don't share our last braincell with us." Said Boston sassily and pointing to Ren, Aryanah and Kaylee.

I let out a 'Duh!' and continued walking from with both Gabies to my side.

"Sooo." It was Gaby, looking at me with a side eye.

"Huh?"

"You and Vance?" Gabby joined in.

"No! For the last time, we ain't together! For gods sake, if that was to happen it would be the day that Zeus doesn't fuck  another breathing human being."

We all came to a sudden stop, making everyone else behind us bump into our backs.

"Talk about the devil and it shall show up." Murmured Kaylee under her breath.

"Looks like we've caught ourselves a few little faggots roaming the street."

Vance and his group were walking towards us, looking our direction.

Kim Seoun. He was an Asian-American who had moved to Denver from Korea about 3 years ago. He was a very problematic guy, dating a few girls at once, getting into fights and overall just very dangerous.

He had once almost stabbed a guy on the stomach if it wasn't for Gabby going up to him, pushing him off the defenseless guy.

He didn't tolerate that, and promised to get back to her, but he really never did.

Vance had his arm crossed, walking tall and almost proud of his little gang. He looked the same as always, wearing just different types of jeans, this one's flared and a light blue that suited his

"Just what do you want now?" Asked Gaby, puffing out her chest to make herself look stronger.

It clearly didn't work, because they didn't back up.

Vance opened his mouth, letting out, "[Y/N]."

"Vance." I murmured under my breath.

We hadn't seen each other for quite a while, but noticed only a slight of changes in him.

He was getting taller as time went by, signifying his age, getting older and older by the day.

Everything stayed the same. Same old jean jacket, blonde curly hair and pale blue eyes.

"Tell your fucking friend to move out of my goddamn way." He said, getting madder by the second.

I stayed quiet, not answering and simply ignoring him.

The minutes passed and they started getting desperate, a girl, Sammy Wilson, let out a gunt and grabbed on the neck of my collar.

"Didn't you hear him? He told you to move." She glared at me, burning holes into my skull.

"I'm not deaf, but I will be if you keep rambling your big mouth and shouting on my ears."

She lost her temper and punched me with her right hand, making her knuckles sink onto the skin of my cheek.

"[Y/N]!" Gabby let out, worried about me.

I wasn't phased, showing no new emotion to her. I already knew this girl quite well. She was that girl who I got in a fight with the first day I got to school, the same one who was bothering an innocent guy.

"Still bullying the innocent?" I questioned.

She let out a 'tch,' and went back to her place after noticing she wouldn't get anything out of me.

I started walking towards the group and passing through them, bumping shoulders with Vance along the way.

My group did the same, quickly following after me like nothing had happened.

"Oh, and before I leave," I turned to Vance and his friends, "You can hurt me if you want, but dare touch one of my group and I promise I'll make you live the hell on earth." I threatened them.

I didn't care if they hurt me, but the others were a different story. They meant the world to me.

I quickly walked back to my group, letting my arm rest on the shoulders of Boston.

"You good? They quite literally punched you." He asked.

"Yep! Now let's go, I wanna watch The Exorcist again." I whined and they laughed, making fun of how much I loved thrillers.

"Ew, you guys know I'm obsessed with Edgar Allan Poe. They should totally make a movie!" I screamed in excitement.

They sighed and continued walking to my home, ignoring me as I talked about how much I basically worshipped Poe.

[kurisus]

Chapter 103 thoughts

Short chapter but things won't stop Happening, so! Spoilers under the cut.

Kazuma still has his past on the brain, as expected. I've seen a lot of strife about whether he's dead, so let me offer my input:

He's not dead. Yet! When he talked about returning home, he answered Bishamon's call and went to her. I think if he'd died, there'd be a LOT more blood and Yato would be a LOT more upset. As it was, he was just like :( and when Mizuchi started yelling at him he was like "fine, let me die" which is not really what I'd expect if he'd just lost his shinki. After all, he's insisted he won't actually let Kazuma die, but rather, take advantage of his willingness to die.

If Kazuma had died, he'd be swearing revenge, or trying to go after Mizuchi, or doing anything than passively laying down and waiting for the sweet embrace of the void.

Anyway, the visual effects when Kazuma disappeared look like the effects of someone going from near shore to far shore (chapter 16). When shinki die, there's a lot more blood (chapter 55). Food for thought.

We haven't seen Kazuma smile in soooooooo long. But at what cost?

However, my #1 guess is Kazuma went to Bishamon, still affected by GGS. So that could spread to Kuraha. I hope Bisha helps him get a grip before he accidentally kills everyone. Wouldn't be the first time!

Basically, he's off the hook for now, but I'm not ruling out Kazubisha pain in the next couple chapters.

Haha. Mizuchi telling Yato she wishes he would die, and him being like "yeah I should." Sir. Sir please stop talking like that. Sir you need to go home to Hiyori and Yukine without losing your memories PLEASE KNOCK IT OFF.

So, as to why Hiyori can't smell Yato's scent, I have two guesses: The first is he left with Kazuma to reconvene with Bishamon and figure that out (unlikely, since he didn't have a shrine on him and was not near one of Bishamon's, as far as has been mentioned). The second guess is that she's distant enough from the far shore to have lost her ability to sniff him out. I don't recall if we've had Hiyori searching for Yato's smell in her body before, but I feel like she could? So that's a fun possibility, if true.

The panel of Father taking people away was so nice it stole my breath.

This Hiyori bit does serve as a nice segue to Father, who's back in Yomi and trying to find a way back while "that person" still breathes. Yato? Or Hiyori? The gravekeeper?

It's looking increasingly likely that while Father's time as Fujisaki is done, he's planning to reincarnate in another body. Will he be able to, using the gravekeeper or one of our two heroes? Or is this really the end?

Either way, I expect next chapter to contain another flashback of Father's time in Yomi--perhaps his first death--so I don't anticipate an answer soon. All my braincells will be devoted to deciphering That mess.

[another-dr-another]

ok thank god...well i'm positive that they used a drill, so they must've got it from their room, right? though why would there be a drill in anybody's room in the first place, that doesn't seem related to a talent... -no braincells anon

Maeda - Now I get it!

Maeda - At least.. I think so?

Maeda - The drill has to have come from a students room, but I can’t think of who would have one...

Tsurugi - Wait, really?

Maeda - Huh? What's up?

Tsurugi - You're right that the drill came from someone's room, I'm just a bit surprised you don't know who's...

Tsurugi - Let alone the people we’ve narrowed it down too... does anyone here maybe have a talent that could use a drill?

Tomori - ...Oh.

Tomori - But then...

Tomori - ...

Tomori - ...Tsurugi? I... think I know who the culprit is.

Tsurugi - Hooray! You're doing great!

Maeda - I’m... still lost.

Tsurugi - As is most people here! But you helped out, and you’ve done a lot to further the trial! Good job Maeda!

Tsurugi - Tomori, wanna take over a bit? Help guide everyone?

Tomori - Of course! Assuming that I’m right...

Uehara - Tomori. Bro. C’mon. I asked you to let me know when you worked out who it was, please don’t do this to me.

Tomori - No free handouts, Uehara.

Uehara - Betrayal! First Tsurugi, now you too?

Kobashikawa - Poor Uehara...

Taira - ...Tomori? Now that you think you know who it is,

Taira - Would you tell us about what you were thinking with the whole dining hall situation?

Tomori - Right! That should be pretty important, I can imagine it'll send you all along the same thought process I had...

Hatano - Oh oh oh! Please share!

Yamaguchi - Hell yeah, Super High School Levels are so smart... maybe it’s rubbing off on Maeda?

Maeda - H-huh?

Higa - I doubt it...

Maki - Everytime anyone starts to make progress, you assholes come in, find someone to pick on, and we all get distracted dealing with your shit.

Maki - Just shut up! Tomori, you go on ahead.

Tomori - Thank you, Maki!

Tomori - Well... Ueharas analysis, which Tsurugi and I agreed with, shows that Kurokawa was attacked in the dining hall, hit and knocked out there, then dragged out to the entry hall, where she died.

Tomori - But that doesn’t match up with the timeline we have if we use the autopsy, which placed the time of death way later

Iranami - ...I thought... we aren't relying on the autopsy anymore?

Tomori - Exactly! So let's try and work things out based on our deductions!

Inori - Yeah... probably should've mentioned, I don't really have too many tools?

Inori - So being preoccupied with Tsurugi, then Maeda, then looking at the body after it had been discovered, and moved...

Inori - Don't be too surprised if my estimated time of death is way off?

Mekaru - Really? And you're just mentioning this now?

Ōtori - ...On that topic, isn't it kinda... weird? Just how you handled Tsurugi being injured and all.

Inori - What are you on about? And what are you getting at?!

Ōtori - Nothing, nothing!

Ōtori - We've already cleared you as culprit, so it doesn't even matter... just kinda a odd thought.

Inori - You people really need to ease up on me...

Inori - We need to workout the timeline without using my autopsy right?

Inori - Let's just get on that.

~*~ Nonstop Debate: Start!

Truth Bullets: Bloodied Cloth [Plate in Dining Hall] Monokuma

~*~

Tomori - There's a [overlooked piece of evidence] which should prove that the murder happened early in the night,

Tomori - With it's events being in somewhat rapid succession.

Tsurugi -  ...Even though {the culprit had all the time} in the world!

Tsurugi - That's what you were getting at, right?

Tomori - Precisely.

Tsurugi - Hint hint! This is where we start getting into the killers psyche!

Higa - How could that be relevant, especially to our timeline?

Inori - There was only a small window of time for the murder...

Inori - They must've gotten Kurokawa {right as the Dining Hall closed}

Hatano - Yeah, that's gotta be it!

Hatano - After all, Tsurugi and Kurokawa were {cutting it close}

Hatano - Just by being in there that late!

~*~

Maeda, narrating - How am I supposed to analyze and unknown killers brain when I don't even get my own?!

Maeda - ...

Maeda - Uh... that's...

Maeda - ...Anyways, how is this relevant to the timeline?

[the-coffee-story]

Partners in Crime

Chapter 6 - Meeting the Team

"Hey."

A dark velvety voice awoke them and they blinked in confusion, before realizing they'd fallen asleep in the car.

"We're there," he said.

The office building looked like it was straight from a James Bond movie. Welle had to keep themself from saying that out loud. They still weren't completely sure what was going on, so it was better to be on guard.

But the guy who'd picked them up seemed nice. Really nice, actually. Welle was reconsidering whether their behaviour may have been a bit fast forward.

Maybe don't call every random stranger you meet Fuckface, Welle, they thought to themself.

The man (Doctor...whatever, they'd forgotten again) parked the car on the side of the street and walked to the entrance with his hands in his pockets. Welle followed nervously. He looked back and gave them a reassuring nod.

"Nobody in this house wants to hurt you. I swear."

"That's what they always say in the movies before something horrible happens."

The man sighed. "Look, I realize I don't exactly radiate trustworthiness. No need to explain that to me."

Welle laughed. At least he was self-aware.

He opened the door and let them in. The stairwell was empty and dark, save for the exit lights. The man sighed. "Where's the light switch...ah, there we go." The stairwell lit up in a cold white light.

Welle heard a door opening and voices. "Doc's back!" "You think we need to call the Ghostbusters?" "I'll go check it out!"

Somebody peeked over the railing in the second floor. A young dude with a brown afro. "Ay, guys, he's not alone!" He swung himself onto the railing and slid down.

"Another teenager." He grinned. "Watch out Evans, or we might become the dominating species in this office!" The young man landed next to Welle and held out his hand. "October Michaelis. Professional locksmith and liar."

Welle laughed. "Epic introduction. I'm Welle Walther."

"Fucking epic name!" They fist bumped.

"Language," another man noted, coming down the stairs. He had a black beard and a frown on his face. "Doc, is that...?"

"We've been deadnaming them, our files were incorrect."

"I actually go by they/them pronouns," Welle explained.

"That's so cool!", October squealed, jumping up and down. "Oh my God, you're so cool!"

A woman and a man jogged down the stairs. "What's going on?", the man asked. He had a violent royal British accent. "What did I miss?", the woman added.

"We found the missing person," October explained. "And they're fucking epic."

The woman's eyes widened. They were of a pretty shade of light green. "Oh my God, hi! I'm Violet. That idiot over there-" She pointed at the freckled man. "-is Coffee."

He laughed. "Wonderful way to introduce me, Vi, I'm flattered."

"I lose a braincell every time I hear you speak."

He sighed. "We're not very professional here."

"Are we ever?"

"You have a point there." He turned to Welle. "What's your name?"

"Welle... Welle Walther. Well, officially Tammy Walther, but... that's my deadname, I use they/them pronouns."

"Oh, that's cool!" Coffee grinned excitedly. He had a gap between his front teeth.

"Come on, why are we all standing on the stairs, might as well go up," Violet suggested.

***

"You have no idea how glad we are that you're alive and well," Evans told Welle, who was sitting on the sofa. "We were hoping you might give us some clues on what happened."

"Before you even ask, I don’t know who did it." They suddenly hesitated. "Wait."

"What is it?", Violet asked.

Welle chewed their lip.

"I get sleep paralysis sometimes," they finally confessed. "So I didn't really pay much attention to it. But... I saw someone outside my window. Someone in a goat mask."

Everyone threw alarmed glances at each other.

"What's wrong?" Welle realized they sounded scared. "Shouldn't I have said that?"

"Welle." Violet knelt down next to her. "Have you ever heard of Mephisto?"

"That guy from Faust?"

"Good literary taste, but no." The Doctor leaned against the desk. "Mephisto the arsonist."

Welle frowned. "No."

"He's been responsible for hundreds of fires in the last few years," Coffee explained. "We've tried to catch him, but...it was hopeless. He's always gone without a trace."

"He wears a goat mask and leaves a pentagram of red paint in front of his victims' houses," the Doctor added. "That's the only thing we know about him. Other than that we're clueless."

"We found a pentagram," Evans finished.

"So..." Welle hesitated. "Are you closing the case....?"

Coffee frowned. "Why should we?"

"But you just said you can't find him-"

"Aw, come on now." That was October. "We're not here to say case closed and that's it. We're gonna find him." He nudged them reassuringly.

"Are - is my family here?", Welle suddenly asked.

The Doctor took a deep breath. "Aye."

"Can-can I see them?"

He hesitated. "I...don't think you should."

"But they're my family."

"Exactly. If you see them now...it might seriously mess you up. I know you're tough, but it's..."

They bit their lip. "But they're my family."

"I know you want to see them. And that's completely understandable. But what you'll find here is not them. It's just what's left of them. And that's something entirely different."

"But-"

"Please. It would be so much better if you remembered them the way there were in life."

Welle bit their lip. "Okay. Where....where am I sleeping tonight?" They looked a little lost.

"You can stay at my house," the Doctor suggested. "Of course, only if you want," he quickly added.

They thought about it. "That sounds nice."

[punkscowardschampions]

Janis & Grace

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Janis: omg please tell mummy and daddy Grace: please go away Janis: devastating Janis: so nice, you Janis: as nice as they are chill 🤞 Grace: you've told me repeatedly how nice I'm not Grace: so enjoy being right Janis: oh babes Janis: is sarcasm really lost on you Janis: genuinely didn't think you were that thick, awkward Grace: yeah sure tell me how stupid I am again Grace: we've reached that point in the convo Grace: fabulous Janis: Gotta try and make it stick Janis: working with with you're giving me here, very little Grace: why? you don't care & you never wanna talk to me so Janis: common good Janis: counts as community service Grace: sure Janis: are you so deluded you think I talk to you for some sense of fun Grace: I don't actually spend time trying to think about why you do anything anymore, babes Janis: 👌 Janis: dead convincing that Grace: too stupid to figure you out obvs Janis: awh Janis: too much of a cunt to care, more like it Grace: I care Grace: & according to you too much Grace: so like ?? Grace: try making sense Janis: try keeping up Janis: know the synapses are signed but come on Janis: singed* Grace: I just can't keep up with you, hun Grace: you're miles ahead duh Janis: does that make you feel good about yourself, yeah? Grace: oh please Grace: I never feel good about myself & we've covered that Janis: ugh shut up Janis: whine whine whine Janis: no wonder your ex would rather be looking at himself Grace: you wanna slag me off but I can't join in? Grace: typical Janis: we've all heard it a billion times Grace: same goes for everything you're saying rn so Grace: I've heard it more than a billion times from you Janis: and what? Janis: I don't care about your feelings, or how bored you pretend to be, is what you fail to grasp Grace: obvs Grace: tell me a few more times how much you don't care, yeah? Janis: I will Janis: there's literally nothing you can say, why are you still here Grace: Then stop talking to me OMG Janis: no Janis: make me Grace: I obvs can't Janis: yet I can ignore you, craziness Janis: that's what's so funny Grace: 👏 Grace: mhmm so funny that you don't care about anything but I care about you Grace: sure Janis: now you're getting it Grace: maybe I'm not entirely stupid Grace: phew Grace: what a relief like Janis: let's not get carried away Grace: 😂😂😂 Janis: cute though Grace: thanks so much Janis: do as you want anyway, tell 'em I've started on the meth if you reckon it'll kick 'em into action Grace: I'm not telling them anything Janis: good, we're on the same page for once Janis: hooray Grace: 👏 Janis: 🙌🎉 Grace: [is ignoring] Janis: [emojibombs her to blow her phone up] Grace: [somehow ignoring how annoying that is] Janis: can you tell your friend to get out my inbox Grace: no Janis: 🙄 Janis: save the backbone for her she's slagging you off Grace: I'm sure she is Janis: not Mia Janis: the other one Grace: like I said, I'm sure she is Janis: fuck's sake Janis: not much use alive are you Grace: not to you obvs Grace: mute her it's not difficult Janis: not to them if you aren't gonna play the game Janis: sort it out Grace: what do you think the game is? Grace: I annoyed Mia, as planned, of course they're all slagging me off Grace: duh Janis: yeah and you need to go grovel like you always do so you can be bffs forever Janis: this ain't my first rodeo either Grace: I don't need to do anything Grace: so if you'll excuse me Janis: I won't Janis: seriously, control your friends Grace: no thanks Janis: stop being such a useless cunt Grace: stop talking to me like that Grace: or ever preferably Grace: you agreed to help me, it's your problem if they're in your inbox too Janis: no, it ain't Janis: they're your problem Grace: no they're not Grace: they're muted on my phone rn Grace: I don't have a problem Janis: yeah singular is a bit pie in the sky Janis: for fuck sake, get it over with Grace: no thanks Janis: we get it, you're attention starved Janis: milk it all you want but keep it private, the rest of us don't need to see Mia throw you a bone Grace: 😂😂😂 Janis: how funny is it when that's exactly what you do though Janis: tears of a 🤡 Grace: 👌👌👌 Janis: this time'll be different, babes Janis: god bless Grace: makes no difference to you so get over it Janis: 😂 Janis: does though, as I've literally fucking stated so either sort your shit or just get it out of my fucking face, either way, I don't care Janis: I didn't sign up to deal with ou, I really didn't sign up to deal with them Grace: I'm not the one in your inbox, tell it to them if you're so affected Janis: listen, you fucking idiot Janis: they're not my business, I want nothing to do with them Grace: well me either rn so Janis: what part of, I don't fucking care about you do you not understand Janis: they're your friends, it's your mess, grow the fuck up and deal with it Grace: I'm just telling you why I'm not sorting them out for you Grace: but keep begging me to like Grace: like its so hard to handle for yourself Janis: You are Janis: end of story Grace: I'm really not Grace: I'm in this mess which you think is mine cos I was defending you Grace: why would I get into more drama with them to tell them to leave you alone? Grace: You've already told me I shouldn't have bothered in the first place Janis: I don't care about you, oh my God Janis: I don't care if you're exiled, it's your mess Janis: own it Grace: well I don't care if they're in your inbox so Janis: I don't care about your feelings or opinions Janis: this is all irrelevant Grace: then stop asking me to do you a favour Grace: shut them up yourself or don't Janis: it isn't a favour Janis: it's responsibility Grace: they aren't my responsibility Grace: so its not Janis: yes they are Janis: no one elese likes them Janis: you brought them here Grace: they aren't Grace: they're their own bitches making their own messes Janis: wow put it on a t-shirt Janis: in this case, they are Grace: no Grace: even if they were my friends I can't tell them what to do, they only listen to Mia Grace: & I'm not going to try cos they aren't Janis: 🎻 Grace: play it for yourself & your blown up inbox babes Janis: sort it out Grace: no Janis: you useless fucking bitch Grace: it didn't work the last time you said that Grace: but go off Janis: drop dead Grace: you wish Janis: you wish Janis: you pathetic wreck Grace: 😭😭😭 Janis: exactly Janis: invite your ex over again to make you feel loved Janis: then pretend you don't remember how he got there Grace: nice idea but no thanks he really didn't Janis: no shit Janis: not stopped you before Janis: like the Mia shit, you always revert to type, needy little cunt Grace: you're literally asking me to go back to her so you can have a clean inbox babes Grace: & I've said no Grace: deal with it Janis: yeah? Janis: because I don't care about you Janis: what? I want you to have nice friends 😂 Janis: I didn't help you for you, obviously, you know that Janis: at least Mia knows what the fuck she is Grace: go ask her to call them off then Grace: I'm sure she'd love to Grace: when she's done telling everyone she made you cry at the party obvs Janis: 💔 Janis: so tragic Janis: 'til 🤡 walked in right on cue Janis: no one's talking about me, not even Mia Janis: don't you just love that for you? Grace: you'd love that but she is Grace: they all are Janis: no, you've got them muted and I'm essentially in the group chat Janis: trust, all about you, graciekins Grace: you wish Grace: I've unmuted plenty of times Grace: over plenty of days Janis: wow ok harriet the spy Janis: get you Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: just tell your boyfriend I need his address when you sort out what the hell you're doing Grace: that way I can go back to ignoring you Janis: [address] Janis: there Grace: 👋 Janis: hope you die in a car crash! 👍 Grace: dream about it Grace: 💕 Janis: you wish anyone did Grace: I really don't Janis: convincing, again Grace: I'm not going to sit here & convince you that I don't actually want people to wish me dead Grace: sorry about it Janis: yeah 'cos that's what was meant Grace: yeah cos I care what you meant Janis: it's not about caring it's just basic comprehension, really Janis: but go off with that victim narrative you fit everything into Grace: but I'm so stupid tho babes, so sorry Grace: can't comprehend you & your mysterious ways Janis: nothing mysterious about it Janis: you wish though Janis: maybe all this means I really care, wouldn't that be lovely, n'awh Grace: but I love it so much how often you tell me you don't Grace: so no Janis: ew Janis: keep your dreams to yourself Grace: you first Grace: or you know, just keep telling everyone how much you'd love it if I died Grace: put it in the group chat for the girls 💕 Janis: ugh this conversation would be so much easier if you could read Janis: you're the only one that likes to be told still Janis: but that's just your wankbank material so, we get it Janis: times are tough for you rn Grace: but you don't care about my thoughts & feelings Grace: so its so considerate for you to do it anyway Grace: best sister award Janis: You're so lucky to have me Janis: get out the lollipop sticks, you're making more work for yourself Grace: mhhhhmmm Grace: I'll get the kid brother to do it, it's fine Janis: try not to scare him with all your problems Grace: thanks for the pro tip babes Grace: working on his big brother is it? Janis: you wish you knew Janis: sad times Grace: I do know, I had a front row seat for how 😍 he is Janis: you wish you knew how to do it, obviously Grace: yeah Grace: but I don't & you're not gonna tell me so Grace: I'll have to get over it Janis: such a drag when you're so #damaged and it ain't getting you all that enabling dick Janis: shame she ain't about to ask, such a pro Grace: IKR Janis: not that she ever talked to you so bit de ja vu init babes Grace: obvs Janis: 💔 truly Grace: tragic Janis: least you only have to pretend to be messed up over it now Grace: what a relief Janis: mhhhhmmm Janis: must've sucked to have actually given a shit about her Grace: did it? Grace: you're one of the only few of us who bothered Janis: nah Grace: glad you're not 💔💔💔 Janis: obviously Janis: you care SO much Janis: the nicest person to ever exist Grace: not about her tho Janis: like you said, no one did Grace: I said you did Grace: you're saying no one Janis: typical you to presume you know me Janis: unsurprised Grace: typical you pretend like I wasn't there Grace: unsurprised Janis: as if that was an option Janis: chatting shit Grace: you're so good at it now tho Grace: well done Grace: a real glow up Janis: you know Janis: still as annoying but less and less relevant the more you scream and cry Janis: lost any real power 'fore we were out of nappies but go of Janis: regression is very in now anyway, can't all be me Grace: sure Janis: 💔💔💔 Grace: are you done, my ex is here Grace: need to revert to type like now Janis: hope you polished the mirror like a good girl then Grace: not that one Grace: but thanks Grace: so many to choose from obvs Janis: they're all the same Janis: especially with how little of a shit they give about you Janis: cute, we should get jackets Grace: duh Janis: awh tell lewis jack aaron etc i said hi Grace: I would but none of them are talkers Grace: kinda the point Janis: thick gotta pick thick Janis: not exactly a stunning conversationalist, which is depressing, the amount you chat Grace: obvs Janis: well have a lovely time Grace: thanks Grace: 👋 Janis: ✌ Grace: 💋 Janis: it's obvious enough you're fucking me without that Grace: EW Grace: be weirder Janis: really out here playing dumb Janis: not much of a talker, hates you, loves themselves Janis: i know you bum ma and da but really, couldn't settle for daddy issues could you Grace: I AM dumb, babes Grace: & all of that you've said Grace: like I said, keep your dreams to yourself first please Janis: all of it's true Janis: gonna 💔 if you start pretending they love you, christ Grace: I'm not Grace: but love the warning Grace: so cute Janis: serious, you should come with a warning Janis: ready to ring up the samaritans on your behalf every time you pop up Grace: I do, it's that I'm related to you Grace: but I work around it Grace: don't waste their time when you don't care SO MUCH babes, it's really rude Janis: that's adorable Janis: if only people disliked you 'cos of me, oh bless Janis: they give less of a shit, trust Grace: It's a warning for boys, isn't it? Grace: plenty of them think I'm like you, trust Janis: 😱 Janis: omg, boys don't like me Janis: better go commit Janis: you're the one surrounded by girls, my love Grace: but you're so wifed Grace: so you'll have to go on living or what would that poor barista boy do? Janis: again, you wish Grace: I really don't but you are Grace: he's gonna be so sad when you stop caring about him Janis: yeah, too nice for you Janis: real bummer being so in love with me, you poor thing Grace: it is for him, yeah Janis: you've puked in front of him once and now you're besties Janis: this is how we ended up here, raise the bar Grace: I wish we were cos of how much you'd hate it but sadly no Janis: 💔 Janis: as I said, you wish Janis: revelation, Gracie wants what's mine Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: like you said, he's too nice for me, hun Janis: doesn't stop you thinking you deserve better Janis: so hard done by Grace: oh please Janis: my sentiments exactly Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: have fun wherever you're going Janis: obviously Grace: bye Janis: yeah yeah Grace: so I can't even say bye now? Grace: fine Janis: say what you like Janis: likewise Grace: whatever Janis: fine Janis: 😂 Grace: [is ignoring again cos really stop Grace you aren't gonna get anywhere] Janis: [later] Janis: k we're leaving Janis: can you come now for a few hours Janis: he's back at 6:30 so Cass said she'll be back 6:15 latest Grace: sure Janis: tah Janis: gotta get [bus number] that's quickest Grace: do I have to feed her or something? what kind of tween is she? Grace: some of them can do everything & some nothing Janis: she ain't Mia, she eats Janis: she was gonna get maccies so don't worry 'bout her Grace: 👌 Janis: wait 'round 'til you're here, give you key and all that shit Janis: try not to see his dad, yeah, he dunno so Grace: I'll get the boy to drop me so I won't be long Grace: like 10 Janis: gross Janis: but cool Grace: what about the dog? Grace: you didn't mention it Janis: we're taking it Grace: thank god Janis: yeah you aren't good with dogs so no Grace: literally Janis: yet you begged for one 'til like last year Grace: did you need to have a dig at me? Grace: so rude Janis: just saying, a pugs life is hard enough without you wanting to shove it in a bag Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: I don't even want a pug it's cruel Janis: now maybe Janis: 13 year old you couldn't be told shit Grace: ever maybe excuse you very much Grace: god, leave me alone Janis: whatever Grace: what time does he go to work in the AM? Janis: 6 Janis: they'll be asleep 'til later though, come 'round like 9 and then Cass can go do what she wants for the day Grace: k Janis: you're not all fucking Janis: messy are you Janis: don't scare him Grace: you're such a bitch Grace: I wouldn't do that Grace: he's a kid Janis: well if he's still there you've only just finished christ Janis: don't rip my head off, you're the one doing all this shite Grace: I said I'd do this first Grace: so fuck you Janis: whatever Janis: if you're gonna be a fucking trainwreck I ain't gonna let you Grace: if I was a trainwreck I wouldn't be coming Janis: we'll see, won't we Grace: whatever Janis: not whatever, it's serious Janis: he's 6, he can't just be left with anyone Grace: I told you, I'm fine Grace: if you don't want me to show up I won't Janis: not like I have a choice Janis: don't fuck it up Grace: don't talk to me like that Janis: if you're gonna have an attitude, don't come Grace: k I won't Grace: makes no difference to me Janis: exactly Janis: don't Grace: 👌👌👌 Janis: I I was you Janis: I would not be there when I get back Grace: wasn't planning on it now my night's opened up babes Janis: I mean it Janis: you've had a fair warning so stay the fuck outta my eyeline and earshot Grace: so do I Grace: better things to do now I'm not waiting on you to tell me to come over thanks Janis: what, like letting another ex degrade you or texting back your friends who hate you? Janis: you're a fucking joke that was never funny and now Grace: none of your business Grace: literally ever Grace: but actually I only kept him around this long so he could drive me cos I knew you'd tell me to come with one foot out the door Grace: so glad I bothered Janis: sure, blame me for riding your ex when you could've got the bus like any normal person, princess Janis: what the hell is wrong with you? Grace: I'm telling you why he was still here cos you're apparently convinced I'd turn up in idk what kind of state Grace: like I'm her now, okay Janis: This was a stupid idea Janis: he doesn't know you, what you're like Grace: it was your idea, I just agreed to it Janis: no, it was his Janis: but I shouldve said no from the off, you can't be trusted Grace: but I can, babes Grace: you just don't like the idea of that Janis: like fuck can you Janis: you're a mess Grace: you wish Grace: I could do this, you just don't want me to Janis: why would I? Grace: cos if you did you could go Grace: & I know you want that Janis: well I want you around less Grace: fine Grace: I'm not Janis: Good Grace: tell your boyfriend we can work something else out since I still owe him Janis: fuck off Janis: this is what I don't want Janis: go away, no one owes anyone anything Grace: not true Grace: but whatever Janis: true, do one Janis: get it out of your fucking head Grace: like I said, whatever Janis: tell me when you've gone Grace: I am gone obvs Grace: I'm in a car Janis: Good Janis: I can leave Grace: sure can Janis: I'm not forgiving you for this Grace: you hate me anyway what do I care? Grace: you're gonna be more of a bitch Grace: wow Janis: do you not understand what you've actually done Janis: I can't be around your or I'm scared I'm going to genuinely hurt you Janis: cut the bullshit for one second 'cos this is real Grace: then don't be around me Grace: it's your own fault that I'm not doing this Grace: you could be on your way to wherever Janis: Yeah, 'cos going is really an option now Janis: you're not that stupid Grace: I'll come over now if you stop being such a bitch about it Grace: but you literally never can Grace: you'd rather act like it's my fault cos I hung out with a boy who I've fucked a few times for a few hours Grace: nothing even really happened Janis: I'm not interested Janis: it's too late now it's ruined Grace: you want it to be too late Grace: it's literally not Grace: I'm saying Janis: well funnily enough this isn't about you Janis: he's not gonna wanna go Grace: did he say that? Janis: I don't know Janis: you think I can listen Grace: Janis, get a fucking grip Grace: he loves you he obvs wants to go Janis: well I just told him we couldn't Grace: so un-tell him Grace: OMG Janis: oh yeah, that's not insane Grace: you're insane if you don't go, bitch Grace: what did you say for why you couldn't go? Janis: idk, just that we couldn't, end of Grace: so tell him I got held up but I'm omw Grace: he can be mad at me what do I care Grace: he looks cute like that Janis: piss off Janis: fine Grace: you're not gonna like hit me when I get there, are you? Janis: no Janis: get a head start if you're that concerned Grace: I'm just asking Janis: just Janis: thanks Janis: alright Grace: ew stop Janis: don't start Grace: don't thank me Grace: I'm not doing it for you Janis: whatever Grace: I told mum & dad Grace: so you might wanna put dad on mute Grace: just saying Janis: knew you would Janis: fair enough Janis: noted Grace: that's not for you either so don't like thank me again Grace: so weird Janis: I know on that one Grace: sure Grace: do I get a where now or are you just going? Janis: you gonna tell them that too Grace: ew Grace: no Grace: you know mum would drive there or something cringe Grace: I'd die of second hand embarrassment Janis: Good luck to her Janis: just gonna see how far we can get Grace: really? Grace: or is that what you're telling me cos you think I'm gonna tell everyone Janis: yeah and I wanna seem dead cool Janis: of course really Grace: everyone in this family would 👏 that Grace: so free spirited of you babes Janis: 🙄 Janis: don't give a shit Janis: hopefully we get murdered so I don't have to hear the 👏 Grace: I'm not telling them so you won't have to Grace: so don't get murdered Grace: okay? Janis: not sure it's a negotiation sitch Janis: do my best Grace: yeah Grace: I'm like 10 away again so Janis: alright Janis: we're out front 🚬 so I'll see you Grace: ew Grace: of course you are Janis: what do you mean of course I've never smoked Grace: bitch please Grace: I'm stupid, not oblivious Janis: well recently but I ain't a smoker Grace: didn't ask Grace: if you wanna not be as good of a runner that's not my buisiness Janis: 🙄 Janis: bitch please Grace: 🙄 Grace: ugh why do boys HAVE TO talk so much Grace: just drive Janis: 😂 Janis: if that wasn't typed I wouldn't believe I'd just heard that right Janis: probably 'cos you don't wanna talk to him? Grace: I don't wanna hear how AMAZING it'd be if I gave him a blowjob rn Grace: boy no I don't want to die Janis: you better get off the phone to me if you're doing that Grace: that's what I'm saying tho Grace: not happening Grace: me in a car crash is your dream, babes Grace: also I'm so close to barista boy's house, is that a compliment or can he only last a minute? 🤔 Janis: idk who it even is so I can't tell you Janis: you should know surely Grace: I just remembered the answer Grace: & why he's an ex Janis: grim 😏 Grace: lowkey need out of this car before he gets more highkey Grace: ugh Janis: you really shoulda got the bus Grace: bus drivers creep me out Grace: they're always staring at me like I'm walking around with my boobs out Grace: ew Grace: at least I know this perv Janis: at least there's witnesses on the bus Janis: and a company to complain to if you're feeling it Grace: OMG don't Grace: I'm having the worse day if this is my last one Janis: it be like that Janis: not often having a banging one Janis: 'less you plan to OD or have a heartattack fucking a stripper or something Grace: I know you'd LOVE for me to be murdered but can you not please Janis: well quick gimme his name and license Grace: UM no Grace: let's keep it at you not knowing who he is, thanks Janis: you would rather be murdered Janis: also I'll see when he drops you off 'less you're gonna make him park a road over like an embarrassing mum Grace: tbh Grace: & yeah I so am Janis: you're a nutter Janis: idgaf Grace: exactly Grace: so you're just gonna be a bitch Grace: & I can't even rn so Janis: so Janis: you don't lurve him, clearly Grace: that makes it worse Grace: duh Janis: you'd rather I slag off the love of your life Janis: I mean, do, on the reg Grace: I could defend that Grace: not spending a whole afternoon with this boy just cos I don't wanna be alone Grace: there's nothing I can say about that Janis: meh same Janis: least you ain't going away for a minibreak Grace: the fact you can say that like its a bad thing is why I don't ever wanna know you Janis: 🙄 you're so dramatic Janis: we're bonding, bitch Grace: oh excuse me, you get to miss school with a cute boy & it's such a drag Grace: & he loves you can't forget that Janis: he does not Janis: behave Grace: he so does Grace: the most dramatic 😍😍😍 I've ever seen Janis: probably just wants road head init Grace: 😂 Grace: thanks for not shagging him in the middle of the restaurant tho, really appreciate that, babes Janis: ryan was putting me right off Janis: didn't do it/not do it for you, obvs Grace: you were doing the opposite of putting him off so obvs Grace: idk how many times he asked me to sit on his lap Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: 🤢 Janis: woulda had to drag you off on principle Grace: I should've to crush him Grace: v tempting Grace: but killing him was not the mission sadly Janis: really gotta call it a day 'fore she gets you in on a murder pact Janis: fuck telling ma and da, tell someone who'll actually do something about it, like Grace: oh so you want him to live a long & productive life, okay Janis: not about him Janis: you would not do well in prison Grace: you should be encouraging me to go then Grace: duh Janis: nah Janis: imagine the letters you'd write Janis: no hair straighteners, no make up Grace: at least I wouldn't have to stress about my prison wife being prettier than me Grace: so might be 😍😍😍 Janis: you've got plenty experience being someone's bitch, true Janis: if you wanna come out, just do it, btw Grace: I told you, I can't Grace: would love to Janis: 😂 Janis: every girl you know is a massive bitch, I don't see how it'd be any better Grace: I wouldn't date any of them ew Grace: I don't even like them Grace: as friends Janis: you're so weird Grace: you're so rude Grace: I'm not weird Janis: you don't like your friends, how is that normal Grace: It's normal of everyone I know Grace: none of us like each other Janis: Mental Grace: 🤷 Janis: have you considered Janis: not Grace: babes, do you wanna be more specific? Janis: not being friends with people you hate Grace: obvs Janis: annnnd Grace: and what? Grace: you know what the answers are Janis: why though Grace: like I said, you know so Janis: I don't know why you would Janis: well Janis: maybe Grace: you so do Grace: & we don't need to go into it when I'm stuck in a car with this boy, do we? Janis: whatever Janis: i'm easy Grace: I know Grace: but if you don't want me to show up a mess don't upset me Grace: 🤷 Janis: bit rude Janis: you just called me a slag Grace: you wish Janis: yeah lifelong ambition that Janis: dead wanna follow in ma's footsteps Grace: yeah obvs Grace: really get that vibe from you Janis: you get what I give ya, babe Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: you know it's true Grace: I didn't say it wasn't Janis: hmm Janis: d'ya reckon if I 'turn Mia, Drew would fuck her to death? 🤔 Grace: not something I wanna think about thanks Grace: ew Janis: you were all about the murder plots five seconds ago Grace: but he's so old & she's so bad in bed Grace: I can't Janis: 1. he isn't really is he, he's not even 40 yet Janis: 2. know you're hating but going that hard sounds like you have firsthand so Grace: 👌👌👌 fine he's sooo gross whatever Grace: & you think I do anyway & I'm talking to you rn so Janis: meh probably would Janis: just an FYI so you don't get a callout post on your callout post Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: can you not I'm trying to direct an idiot who has already gone the wrong way twice Janis: that's how he passed Janis: #roadhead Grace: mhmm Grace: I'm getting out this is stupid Grace: ugh Janis: that was funny, coulda laughed, bitch Grace: you don't know I didn't LOL Grace: & I'll never tell you bitch Janis: woulda heard you from here Grace: it wasn't that funny babe Grace: I'm not gonna go that hard Janis: inside voice who? Janis: your fault diego is deaf, btw Grace: RUDE! Janis: 😂 Grace: it's so freezing Grace: how are you just outside casually Janis: 🙄 Janis: just tough like that, obvs Grace: sure Janis: 'scuse you bitch Grace: excuse me why Janis: don't deny it Grace: literally did not Janis: you've got such an attitude problem you know Janis: I blame the parents Grace: just blame me Grace: it's how this goes, hun Janis: your hard on for them is unbearable Grace: I'll add it to the things Janis hates about me list Grace: thanks so much Janis: seriously Janis: it's not natural Grace: I'm not normal or natural now, okay Janis: okay zooey Janis: calm down Grace: no Janis: ick Grace: 🤷 Janis: you're real gross, graciekins Grace: keep repeating yourself babes Grace: nobody's over it or anything Janis: know you hate yourself but refering to yourself as nobody is a bit touched Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: you here yet ugh Grace: I'm walking get over it Grace: if you can't see me I'm obvs not Janis: hurry up good god Janis: places to be Janis: lorry drivers to suck off Grace: shut up & I could Janis: could you Grace: OMG Grace: leave me alone Janis: 😂 Janis: ⏲ Grace: do you want me to turn around & go home? Janis: you don't get to hold it over me, your idea Janis: chipchop Grace: I can do whatever I want Janis: ooh Janis: go on then Grace: fine Grace: bye Janis: 👋 Grace: 👋 Janis: DID YOU THINK THAT'D WORK Janis: genuine question Grace: I don't know or care what you're talking about Grace: I'm just genuinely going home so Janis: bless your heart Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: you better not be Janis: he's all worked up ow and YOU said you wouldn't do that to a kid Grace: fight me later, babes Grace: I'm tired Janis: fuck off, Grace Grace: literally am Janis: get in here now Janis: this isn't a game Grace: stop treating me like a pawn then, bitch Janis: hurry up Janis: stop timewasting Grace: stop talking to me like that Janis: whatever Grace: not even Janis: fuck sake cry about it later Janis: you owe Jimmy, not me Grace: feel free to tell him I still do cos you can't stop being a bitch for 2 seconds Janis: shup up Janis: you're so pissy Grace: exactly Grace: I'm in no mood for you being so rude to me for literally no reason rn Janis: I'm not gonna lick you out for doing something you have promised to do Janis: get over it and we'll be done here Grace: you get over it Grace: cos I'm over you treating me like this all the time Janis: uhuh Grace: so I'm not coming & you can deal with that Janis: 👍 Grace: 👌 Janis: well tah for nothing, you massive cunt Janis: and I've changed my mind, I am going to hit you if I see you Janis: ✌ Grace: you're so welcome Grace: & I'm unsurprised Janis: Don't come anywhere near me I swear to God Grace: why would I? Grace: I turned around once for you already & now I have to find someone else to pick me up Janis: good thing you've disappointed half the lads in school then isn't it Janis: plenty of potential pity rides Grace: yeah Janis: disgusting Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: you reckon you hate yourself but you don't enough Janis: actually vile Grace: noted Janis: seriously fuck you Janis: I can't have one thing Grace: & I can't have 5 seconds without you slagging me off Grace: so Janis: boo fucking hoo Janis: it isn't even comparable you selfish bitch Grace: so devastated for you that you can't leave Janis: it isn't just that are you so fucking Janis: forget it Janis: actually give up on you but I mean it Grace: fine by me Grace: you're horrible to me anyway Janis: at least I fucking notice you cunt Janis: who else does, no one Grace: yeah cos that's the attention I want Grace: thanks Janis: well poor fucking you with all your fake friends and boyfriends Janis: you can go back to feeling better about it when I have no one again, status quo Grace: I'll happily take all of that over a second of you being real about how you hope I die or whatever Janis: no shit Janis: I know Grace: obvs Grace: you know everything, yeah Janis: shut the fuck up Janis: this isn't about you Janis: you don't get to ruin the one thing I have and have a pity party like I should care Grace: no, it's about you freaking out that your boyfriend's gonna leave you Janis: fuck you, seriously Grace: I hope he does if this is how horrible you're gonna be Janis: well you can't have everything Janis: sorry, princess Grace: I don't have anything duh Grace: you've said it enough times Janis: bullshit Janis: I've told you, I'm not feeling sorry for you Grace: literally wasn't asking Grace: but it makes no sense to tell me I can't have everything & also tell me I have nothing Grace: so like Grace: figure out your insults Janis: you always are because you're pathetic Janis: I ain't got time Janis: some of us still have places to be Grace: sure babes Grace: me too Janis: difference between me and you is, I actually do it, Grace Janis: can tell the 'rents the danger factor is amped up if you still reckon you care Grace: I was actually trying to help you & I'm so glad I bothered so guess what no Janis: 💔 Grace: obvs Grace: save it for the former barista Janis: you really are that stupid Janis: you think I'm still there or Janis: you get to ruin my life and not even understand what the fuck you've done, yeah, why not Grace: I don't care where you are, you still love him anyway Janis: shut the fuck up Grace: why should I? you won't ever Janis: because you don't get to take it away and fucking talk on it like you have any idea Grace: I can do whatever I like Grace: you're that stupid if you think he's not gonna come after you Grace: wherever you've gone Janis: No, he won't Janis: but you wouldn't know that or why 'cos you don't know a thing about it Grace: Unless you've killed him, yeah he will Janis: really 'cos it's me that's had this conversation with him, not you Janis: thanks, truly Grace: oh so you think he's that stupid too Grace: you really know how to treat people, babes Janis: no because he's got his own fucking issues, Grace and you've forced my hand so yeah, now I've had to do something really fucked Grace: I haven't forced you into anything Grace: you did it Janis: bullshit Janis: I wanted to go with him and because of you I'm going alone, you can't deny it 'cos if you'd just fucking did what you said you would then he'd be here too Grace: Take responsibility for yourself, Janis Grace: You're going alone cos you treat people like shit and expect them to just take it Grace: I didn't make you leave him there Grace: you could've stayed with him easily, what he wants is to be with you Janis: you aren't people Grace: what's he though? you love him & you did that Janis: fuck you and fucking easily as if you've ever had a real relationship with anyone, and I don't just mean lads Janis: how dare you lecture me Grace: yeah sure make it about me cos you can't handle what you just did Grace: you could've just stopped being a bitch to me & it would have fixed this Grace: you could've stayed with him like you want instead of running away Janis: well no I couldn't or I would have Grace: then don't blame me Janis: it's your fault Janis: I can't make it any clearer Grace: it's your own fault Janis: no, it's yours Janis: you get treated like shit because that's how you treat me and expect a fucking groveling thanks Grace: I don't even Grace: & I didn't expect any thanks just not for you to make me feel like shit for a second Janis: you always feel like shit Janis: and you want it to be my fault but it ain't Grace: yeah so that makes it okay for you to add to it Grace: sure Grace: the things you say & do are your fault, babe Grace: even when you want them to be mine Janis: you're incapable of doing anything and not making it about yourself Grace: well I'm sorry Grace: all I've got is myself & I can't do this with you anymore Janis: no you're not Grace: yeah I am Janis: well save it Janis: one thing Janis: and it wasn't even me asking Grace: it was still you that ruined it Grace: for yourself Janis: if you like Grace: I don't Grace: but it's what's happened Janis: know negging is super effective on you but I'm not buying it Grace: I don't care Janis: I know Janis: so stop pretending you do Grace: I'm not pretending, I told you I can't do this with you anymore Grace: I'm not Grace: stay away, come back, I don't care Janis: lovely Grace: just actually leave me alone Janis: like I've said, this isn't about you Grace: & like I've said, I do not care Janis: sure Grace: I'm muting you now Janis: I sincerely don't care Janis: you are the last thing on my mind Grace: so glad Grace: 👋 Janis: if you were, you wouldn't feel the need to say it Janis: so go and stay gone because I have no energy for you now Grace: [is ignoring cos nothing more I can even say at this point]