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yorshie · 11 months

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So.... remember how I said I took that sketch yesterday not turning out well a little too personally?

Yeah..... Might have went just a wittle bit overboard.

Also come get ya new profile pic (pspspspsps Angelo fans)

#good morning ITS FRIDAY HAVE SOME SUNSHINE BOI #my tmnt art #bayverse tmnt #tmnt #tmnt michelangelo #bayverse michelangelo #bayverse mikey #All the people that say never mikey #I am coming for you with a spork #rip any mikey fans that get knocked out in the cross fire #bayverse mikey does not have enough love and i am here to fix that #so.... yeah. Turtle can loom. Winnie is who I'll be using from now on when I gotta draw an insert into the pictures #she's not really an OC #I just use the name when I don't feel like writing second person (and Y/N makes me cringe)#I made her 5'3 #This is for all the people that forget how big Bayverse Mikey really is. He's compliant with my “head cannon” height #which I only changed from 6' to 6'2 here so the top of her head hits Angelo's traps.#(Side note I feel like everyone forgets that while Meagan Fox is 5'4" she just runs around in 2 1/2 to 3 inch heels in the movies

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deus-ex-mona · 2 months

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such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨

#(please forgive this old folk’s rambling for a hot min bc i need to get this off my chest somehow and in some way)#tl;dr: come and get into the hw idol series!!! we have ship discourse; more ship discourse; even more ship discourse #(yes ik people should be free to ship what they do b u t claiming a noncanon ship as canon and forcing it on everyone else is. not cool.)#yes yes friday’s mv was visually cute and ino.rin’s singing was peak b u t i feel like it has caused more harm than good in some way???#i cant b e l i e v e the jp hwtwt beef over friday’s mv is still going on mannnnnnnnn #no less than 3 separate people have made posts along the lines of #‘p l s stop using [official tags] to post about *[unnamed] non-official ships* p l s there’s a time and place for everything’#and n o n e of them even remotely run in the same circles yet they’re all banded together against a *certain* group lmfao never change hwtwt #lhy (esp yhy) shippers are always at the scene of the crime mannnnnnn #i cant see anything on their end of the naval battle (has every single lhy tag+account that i could think of blocked)#b u t it’s still really funny to witness on my twtdash against my will. i think i need to touch grass #‘kyhn isn’t canon either so why do you like it while being such a hater towards lhy—‘#great question!!!!!! it’s bc (disregarding the movie) they actually interact really well together~~~ like the honeypre event y k—#and also bc yukki treats hina really nicely all the time (even when she was being tsun and literally running from her feelings for him)#a n d hina loved him for who he truly was; even before his image change arc. and she also does her best to appeal to him and such~~~~~~~#but lhy. uh. they just bully hiyo 95% of the time and while they do look out for her bc they’re pals #they’re just pals. guys. and lxl have gone ‘uwu it must be u uwu’ to each other one too many times so shoehorning hiyo between them would.#be pretty weird ngl? esp since the ‘widely accepted’ portrayal of lhy as a trio is p much just hiyo x 2 dudes who dont even like each other #and. like. a branch of such portrayals usually seem to have aizo waft away from the ‘r/s triad’ to date mona instead which is. very weird.#some people just pick and choose aizo and mona interactions dont they. all they see is the umbrella scene and go ‘ah yes. canon’#they dont even read further to see how mona doesn’t even use the umbrella after aizo leaves (clear rejection)#a n d how aizo doesn’t even remember giving the umbrella to mona + mona’s entire existence in general after that #and that’s not even counting the grudge mona refuses to let go of even after what looks to be literal months #so for certain shippers to just casually shoo aizo out of the hiyoharem and into mona’s unwilling arms for the sake of yhy is. weird.#and like. shouldn’t he and yujiro have a say in this?? they’re more interested in each other than hiyo so just how are they being commonly #portrayed as hiyosimps in fanon? im so confused… like. wouldn’t they be equally obsessed with each other (as w/ hiyo) if they were a rstrio?#aaaaaa get this off my twtdash plsssssssss pls see this post twtapp pls let this affect your dumb algorithm im tired of the ship discourseee #as funny as the ‘lhy vs the world’ naval warfare is it’s getting. um. very annoying!!!! and now im missing nagisa more than ever s o b s #plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls influence the algorithm ragepost; ik big brother is 👀watching👀 so do your thing—#(pls feel free to duke it out with me too if y’all read this i need my birdsite algorithm to le a r n that i dont wanna see stuff like this)

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keeps-ache · 5 months

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HEY

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #oc #pink space #i really like the subtract glitch i've been doing recently - so here's some of that again lol :3 #the way it interacts with their palettes is so fun i like it a lot ehegh :33 #//anyway do you ever consider just tossing out any part the human body you've learned to draw and just drawing dumb little guys with arms #like pipecleaners forever or what hfhs #//oh this is was doobled in traditional originally #i need to digitize more of these. Because #though aura's hair was more extreme in the second panel in that version - i'm tired though and 3 days ago it was the same so no feelings to #change that lol :)#also i didn't shrink the noise enough so it didn't look right - and i was not going to reimport it so Bon Voyage my dude hfhs #was Supposed to fit on a 900x900 canvas but i made the panels a liiiiitle bit too big so it's 950x950 #which is Fine it's a round number but it's not a Round-Round number so [gesturing]#1000x1000 was way too big for this little thing so she sits at a pleasant halfway point :>#//anyway i was also up til 3 a.m. last night doing ?? something ?? i genuinely don't even know what lmfhsbvh #nice though maybe my brain'll get a reset lol :3 #stay up really late some random nights and jumpstart your brain!! it's foolproof!! never fails!! [<- these statements have not been reviewe #by the FDA or the Center for Sleep Control]#//ANywho now i'm going to be on my way #/oh i also forgot to post the oath n aura refs i made for artfight lol-#i'll prolly put those up w/ the kira and hid ones though :>>#i like to have the whole ensemble :D i Do feel bad when one of them gets left out hghsfh - like forgetting a stuffed animal somewhere #even though they're all together for small portion of the story it still feels off lol #i should prolly introduce the rest of the cast at some point. .... ......... ..........hm yea prolly. maybe one day hfhs #//anyway NOW i'm going i've run out of tag space i think hfhs - toodles !! :>

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guubiiz · 4 months

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i finished demon slayer back in like .. 2020? or whenever the manga finished, but i shld probably watch the anime

#kny spoilers #demon slayer spoilers #<- for tags #sanemi.. he looks so good! i love him.#i always liked rengoku n’ sanemi the most. but i was a BIG shinobu fan when she fought douma #she was so badass. always was but especially then. it made me super emotional too seeing her backstory n’ having inner monologue #at that time demon slayer was the only anime / manga i’d ever cried to lol. everything about the ending arcs made me sad.#SANEMI AND GENYA ESPECIALLY OH MY GOD !!!#i will never fucking get over how sad i was reading through genya’s death #i really loved gyomei too but i feel like he is a very forgettable character #eternal happiness forever at the fact sanemi didn’t die though. i was so fucking happy when he was alive in the end #i ... didn’t really ship obanai and mitsuri but their end was cute.#i was really happy when douma got killed too. he was sexy but my girl was better and sexier and always will be.#AND HIS STUPID LAST LINE ABT SEEING SHINOBU’S BEAUTY !!!!!!!! I WILL SEND HIM TO HELL MY DAMN SELF !!!!!#AWAY FROM HER !!!#n e ways ...... demon slayer infect my brain again ..;;

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kiwisandpearls · 7 months

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here are two doodles I made

junko (from touhou)

finally sketched out my oc (her names nora btw)

kay I’m gonna go to bed now

#draw n’ sketch ⌞ 🍒✍️⌝#was doodling for a bit #i have a few more ocs #but she’s a main character for a story I’ve been thinking about for a good while now #i say thinking about because I literally have never concretely anything about the story #i have only sketched out the characters involved in my sketchbooks lol #junko touhou #junko #touhou #my art #my oc #looking at the first doodle #feel like i made junko’s head too big :(#also i just noticed her shoulders are unaligned and it’s really annoying me :(((

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bugsongs · 8 months

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found a note on the counter that just says "big mike came from canada to build subway"

#the context is me n my dad r doing a bit of genealogy work.#and my aunt is referring to this ancestor as 'big mike' and im SO desperate to know if he was really called that or if she has made this up

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weezerlvr228 · 2 months

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they look half dead ☹️

#weezer #rivers cuomo #brian bell #patrick wilson #matt sharp #i rlly like rivers’ hair in this one! it’s epicness #i liked his hair in the 90s with his bowl cut.#bowl cuts are cool #and he looked great w it !#anyways yesterday was my boyfriend’s birthday party; and i got him some chaos emeralds from sonic that he’s been wanting like ; forever!#it was fun for the most part; but nobody told me we would be swimming plus i was the only girl there sooo i was just sitting around while #everybody swam and stuff. and my friend hayden i guess felt bad so he stayed out of the pool despite having swimwear and just played mobile #games with me; which was fun and i really appreciated but this guy ; who will remain nameless was being rlly mean to me at the party #like he was saying stuff abt how my boyfriend didn’t really like me THAT much (we have been together for nearly a year…)#and other things like that; which made me rlly sad and i kept asking my mom to pick me up but she wasn’t answering so i couldn’t do anything #besides trying not to cry and stuff. but it’s okay #and after everybody went inside besides me and my boyfriend ; we were cleaning up the table since the guys left all their trash and i had #like a whole pile of trash; like tons of plates and a whole stack of trash still; the guy from earlier who was mean just like #put his trash on top of the trash i was already carrying inside #since the guys were all crowded around the trash cans (he was closest; but he couldn’t throw it away; rather he wanted to deliberately just #put it on the pile i was carrying ) and it wouldn’t be a big deal if he wasn’t mean earlier; i wouldn’t have cared so much #but he was being real mean and just did that. and i’m a passive person ; but i rolled my eyes a ton at it and idk it felt like the #other guys were laughing; which made me feel even more awful about the fact but yeah so i rolled my eyes tons and he told my bf that he was #sorry about it; but didn’t say it to me and stuff and idk it just made me feel bad #when i was younger i got bullied a lot and people would throw their trash on my lunch tray n it just reminded me of that and made me sad;#but it’s okay now! other than that i had a good time and it was fun! my boyfriend said he loved my gift to him so ya! :D it was fun other #than the stuff with the guy! but yeah. not rlly weezer related tags today; just really wanted to get that off my chest #my boyfriends mom asked if i felt left out; which i definetly did and really wanted to go home but ik i couldn’t so i was just sitting at a #table alone for abt 20 mins while everybody was changingninitially #but it’s okay! ty for listening to my rant i love u all

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tamagotchikgs · 2 months

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fell asleep n my misery was so vast the world blessed me w a dream

#i think it was meant to be scary and i was like scurrying along rafters looking down and i woke up in like a dungeon #but then i was going alone i came upon this guy working on something i think he was meant to be the villian #and then he broke out in song and for some reason he was like just in these tiny little pants #it was like a disney game musical but w a beautiful big man he had long hair n makeup on n everything n good Heavens .....#and he was doing floor work and everything #the man was dancing n the ass reverb was going 2 take the house down #and then for some reason lady gaga was there #but this was after the song ended she was just like a lil guest appearance #but i do have to say there was an ominous part that did stick w me of the dream #because it was in fact a nightmare that was just a side quest moment i dont know what that was #all along it kept hinting at this visual of a forest with a white orb #and how it was apparently like something really bad if u dreamt of it #and the entire time i was like... ive seen that. ive seen it so mnay times #but itd just be off in the corner #always following me #and the scary part is that is a real image ive seen before like ive had that dream or even when i was awake but getting mentally blasted #by the horrors #ive seen it #so it made it actually kind of scary #but !#knowing it was all my own dream my own head does make it less so now BJHA #also this was all a wii game btw #the dream started by me putting a disc into the wii and then i woke up in the dungeon

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biff-adventurer · 2 years

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"I'm a rising star of the realm, you know?" s'dennmo jinh commissioned from honey toast

#s'dennmo jinh; simply lyrical #she has come so far ; A ;#this is her empress outfit for me and wife's garlean federation au #honey toast was really easy to work with and i love her style #empress of garlemald #this is now my phone wallpaper #i figured b/c dennmo debuted in ch 11 that i should share this as well #basically where she ends up after EW #she really made it big ; n ;#the gilded lady #they're still rebuilding garlemald and she had her twins with rom TAT they're so happy together #screenshots;;#putting this in that tag just so i can find it again #i don't have an art tag

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loverboybitch · 2 years

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knit sweater i made drying out after i dyed it in my kitchen sink.//.

#uploads #fashion #fibres #the color is kinda weird but i like it alot that really washed out wine red #gonna fuck around with this more still myb do a little bleaching and some more dying but for now she rests #also shrunk a bunch lowkey after i washed it so hope i can stretch it back out a bit we will see #reflecting several hours later now that its mostly dry and i got to try it on #i think the color looks kinda washed out cause i wrung it out really realyl hard when i was washing it #i feel like that wasnt super smart cause i do wish it was a bit darker but also maybe i just need a darker dye mix #but i really was squeezing that shit to get the water out and i think it probably desaturated the color a bit #lessons for next time #also rewrote and made a edited version of the pattern ive been working with so its more my own #changed a couple things so im gonna try and make another sweater soon i think #gotta figure out what wool i wanna use maybe ill go back to the galler yarns WOW wool but also the mohair was really nice #i have a ton of fine alpaca but ive been using that for my woven project instead and its alot thinner #idk how it would look esp cause im using such big needles #maybe i could size down and try that but id have to really figure out a whole new pattern n knit counts idk maybe #anyway just thinking out loud cause its 5am and i cant sleep but i also cant work on sweater anymore cause its just chilling #n i need bleach n some other stuff #also gonna knit a trim for the bottom and sleeves fuck weaving it thats too hard #but then im gonna have to figure out how to dye it so it matches but uhhh haha idk #good thing its kinda a tester

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brittlebutch · 1 year

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i can't find the post now so maybe i've made it up entirely, who's to say, but i feel like i remember seeing a post about saccharina saying that she expects too much for the rest of the Rocks to treat her like family, but now that i'm actually watching the season, dude, she says multiple times that she doesn't care if they treat her like Family, she really just wants them to be decent to her and they refuse to even grant her that much

#N posts stuff #like the big confrontation i'm at now is bc Saccharina made a move to Help Ruby in this fight and then when she mentions it verbally #Ruby responds to that by entertaining the notion of shoving Saccharina off a cliff bc it pisses her off so much to acknowledge that #<- that's not Saccharina demanding everyone play 'happy family' that's her helping an ally and getting spit on for it #if Ruby and Amathar don't want to interface with Saccharina as family they shouldn't have to; but that doesn't mean that they get #to shit on HER for representing obligation they don't want; they could Just Be Civil to her instead #and ruby saying 'you can be my sister or my queen but you can't have both' when saccharina has Reiterated that she doesn't even Want #to be a queen is like. again i get where Ruby is coming from this is not a bash on her emotional state so much as it is an attempt #to comment on fan Reactions to the dynamics here - ruby is Putting saccharina in a dichotomy she does not want to be in and is #Projecting a dynamic that does not inherently exist; saccharina wasn't looking for a sister in that moment she was just asking for #an Acknowledgement of her efforts and asking someone else to give her some effort back; the way any teammate would want #and yeah when ruby comes up to her and doesn't apologize just says 'you're asking too much of me' i don't think saccharina saying #'hey i get that but i was truly Excited to meet you' is a demand for sisterhood; it's just 'i was really excited to meet you #and instead of being nice you're Just constantly shitting on me' -> that's a comment on why She's so fucked up about ruby's harshness #not a demand for ruby to start liking her; do you see what i mean? like am I making sense here? lol #i mean i still have a few eps left maybe there's still some conversations i haven't seen yet but. you know

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fuckthisshxt · 1 year

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Hospitalized

The split

The fall

The break-in

Socko

His small wreck

Imani (+continuing acts)

Oopsie

Julius

Fights

She died

Bad wreck

Fight between mom and dad and stuff after that

His wreck

He died

That Moment

nother fall

Family split

Tyler

psychosis

Inpatient/outpatient

#for the most part that's the majority of the Big Events before i became an adult #not going into detail on any of it and certain parts continued on for certain bits of time but the more i focus on details the worse it #fucks me all the way up #another thing that fucks me up is just how much of that list happened before middle school #idk its really hard for me to try to go back thru everything in order cause my brain mostly relies on #episodic memory and i have to rely on where the place i remember was and who was there to try to figure out when it was #all of that is made even more confusing when you add in the bouncing between occasionally being with my parents #sometimes being at N/A and the rest of the time staying at Her house so much id accidentally call her mom and in a way i was like a kid of #a divorce expect it was going between my parents place and my big sister+her family's #and also the random going to stay with my parent's friend in her hotel rooms when she was in town #all the constant change between that and then the eventual changes and movings make it even harder to try to keep it all straight

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acircusfullofdemons · 1 year

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rip 2 my irl friends who gotta deal with me infodumping to them abt my paracosms now lol

#maladaptive daydreaming #luka.txt #i told them abt storybook city (namely liw bc that has the most development) and they really like it #i started telling them a little bit about mad as a crow today and they were very nice listening to what my unhinged ocs like to do #i feel bad tho bc im always like context. context for this Thing within the context. its a very big web of context lol #but one of them said she liked how intricate my worldbuilding was so. thats nice <3 #id do that shit on here but the madd community has kinda vanished / is dead #not tryna diss anyone we all got our own lives n shit I know/respect that. it just sucks sometimes yknow :/#also fandom scares me so im not nor will i ever fandom tag my posts here or on my fandom blog #if i ever talk abt my fictparas on there lmao #thats why i made blogs for them. partly.#lord help my friends if i ever tell them abt Phantasmagoria #technically i already have but its been a while so. itd be a VERY lengthy reintroduction lol #they do still know/remember it as the vr universe/story so. thats good at least!

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nexus-nebulae · 2 years

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im so glad im not around my one ex anymore bc she was so obsessed with youtuber drama like. now i see something shitty has happened with a Mainstream Youtuber and it's been like three months and im like damn. wow. never even knew. weird. anyway,

#she watched. and heavily supported! a LOT of youtubers who did a LOT of shitty things #who like. clearly haven't changed.#(I'm not gonna name names but if you can think of some Really Big Ones i guarantee she's a fan of at least one)#(man that's a massive red flag too now that i think about it. she was a walking red flag. anyway)#and like every other week she'd bring me news of a new Allegation or Apology Video #and I'd be like 'ok?? i don't want to know about this?? i don't want to know about bad people doing bad things???'#she'd just ignore me and keep talking about it #and also keep watching the videos around me when I'd tell her i wasn't comfortable with them #(like. ok. if you REALLY NEED to watch it RIGHT NOW. at least fucking put in headphones??????)#(ok i broke off from her like two years ago but I'm still bitter and I'm petty as hell so i still talk shit about her all the time. ANYWAY)#i am so much happier now that I just kind of ignore all that #i realised it made me just kind of. bitter and untrusting and cynical. like. everyone's shitty i guess. even your heroes. whatever #(also partially her doing that but :/)#eventually i started to notice what news made me uncomfortable (like Big Disasters n stuff) so i started avoiding it #and now that i don't have someone badgering me about her fave new youtuber bestie having his feelings hurt online #i feel. much better #also i feel much better knowing that i don't have a partner who supports sex offenders and domestic abusers :)#(wonder where she got half her traits from :/)

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sufficientlylargen · 3 months

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It always gets me that the name "Gandalf" literally just means "Wand-Elf" or "Stick-Elf". I'm imagining old Gondorians just being like:

Librarian: I saw that weird guy at the library again today.

Guard 1: What weird guy?

Librarian: The old guy with the beard? Kinda elfy-looking, apart from the beard?

Guard 1: Oh, with the big-ass stick?

Librarian: Yeah, looked like he was carrying an entire tree branch.

Guard 2: Yeah, that's the Stick Elf.

Guard 1: Hell yeah, I fuckin' love the Stick Elf.

Librarian: The "Stick Elf"?

Guard 2: He comes by every few years, usually after some weird book or other.

Librarian: Oh. Yeah, he wanted a treatise on goblin breeding habits.

Guard 2: Like, how they have sex? We have books on that?

Librarian: Yeah, turns out we do. I was as surprised as you are.

Guard 1: What'd the Stick Elf need a fuckin' goblin-fuckin' book for?

Librarian: I didn't ask. So you just call him "Stick Elf"?

Guard 2: I mean, he looks kinda elfy and he always has that stick, so, like, yeah.

Guard 1: Dude also has some fuckin' dope pipeweed.

Guard 2: Oh yeah, his pipeweed is awesome.

Librarian: How long has he been coming here?

Guard 2: Oh, for decades. He's, like, super old.

Guard 1: More like fuckin' centuries. Dude's old as balls.

Guard 2: Wait, really?

Guard 1: Yeah, my gran-gran used to talk about him. She loved his pipeweed too.

Librarian: So he's… an immortal pipeweed dealer?

Guard 2: I think he's just, like, a connoisseur. He doesn't sell it or anything. He just always has some really top-notch pipeweed on him.

Archivist: Oh, are we talking about Stick Elf?

Guard 1: Hell yeah we are!

Librarian: You know about the Stick Elf, too?

Archivist: Oh, totally. Stick-Elf's a super chill dude. Gave me some awesome pipeweed when I was maybe 12, and tee-bee-aitch I think I'm still a little buzzed from it.

Guard 1: What'd I tell ya, fuckin' dope pipeweed!

Archivist: Also he's really old.

Guard 1: Old as balls.

Librarian: Yeah, so Éodan and Jenniforomir were telling me.

Archivist: My grandpa used to tell me stories - he said one time he saw Stick Elf enter a smoke-ring contest.

Guard 1: Ooh, I'll bet he kicked fuckin' ass.

Archivist: Apparently the guy made an entire warship out of smoke and it flew around shooting down the other rings.

Librarian: And how much of this "fuckin' dope" pipeweed had your grandfather had by this point?

Guard 1: No no, that's totally plausible. Dude's got weird elf powers and shit for sure.

Archivist: He brought fireworks for the king's birthday one year, too.

Guard 1: Oh fuck, I forgot about those! Fuckin' incredible fireworks! Dragons and knights and glowy trees and shit! I was fuckin' 6 years old or something, they totally blew my mind. Hey Éodan, did you see that shit?

Guard 2: No, I think that's before I lived in Gondor.

Guard 1: Wait, you're not from here?

Guard 2: Oh, no, I grew up in Rohan. We moved here when I was, like, thirteen because my uncle Éojeff said he could get my dad a sweet job. And also that there were houses that didn't smell like horseshit.

Guard 1: Oh shit, are you related to Éojeff and Éosteve who run that æbleskiver stand on Norndîl St?

Guard 2: Yeah, they're my uncles!

Guard 1: Shit, they cook a fuckin' great æbleskiver!

Librarian: Ok, hold up a sec, "Stick Elf" can't possibly be his real name.

Guard 1: Why not?

Librarian: What? You think his parents named him in the hopes that he would carry around a fucking tree when he got older?

Guard 2: Maybe they gave him the tree when he was born!

Archivist: I don't think a baby could carry that stick.

Guard 1: You ever seen a baby hanging onto something? They're hella strong.

Archivist: It's not a strength thing, their hands are tiny. That staff is enormous!

Guard 1: My halberd's bigger 'n I am, I can hold it just fine.

Archivist: You're not a baby.

Librarian: Also why would elf parents name their kid "stick ELF"?! Presumably they know that their kid's going to be an elf!

Archivist: Is he actually an elf? I didn't think they grew beards.

Guard 1: How'd he get old as balls if he's not an elf?

Guard 2: His ears aren't that pointy. Maybe he's just a really old guy? Like, a Numémoriam or something?

Guard 1: Did you just say "Numémoriam"?

Guard 2: Nûnenorman? Munimõrbitan? Y'know, those guys like the king that can get super old.

Guard 1: You mean the fuckin' Númenóreans?

Guard 2: Yeah, the Númenóreums.

Archivist: Even the Númenóreans don't live THAT long.

Guard 1: Plus he carries that fuckin' stick around.

Guard 2: Wait, what does the stick have to do with it?

Guard 1: That's an elf thing. Y'know, trees and shit? Very elfy.

Librarian: Ok, look, but his parents naming him "Stick Elf" would be weird whether or not he's an elf. In fact, it's even weirder if he's not - what human names their kid "elf"?

Archivist: Huh. Yeah, you're right, he probably does have another name.

Guard 2: Yeah, I guess so.

Librarian: He's been coming here for decades and nobody's ever asked his real name?

Archivist: I dunno what to tell you, he's Stick Elf. Even his library card just says 'Stick Elf'.

Guard 1: Fuck yeah, the Stick Elf!

Guard 2: Maybe we could, like, ask him his name sometime?

Guard 1: Hey, look, Elrond's over there. He's old as balls too, maybe he knows?

Guard 2: Oh, we shouldn't interru-

Guard 1: HEY ELROND, YOU'RE OLD AS BALLS, RIGHT? WHAT'S THAT OLD ELF WITH THE STICK'S NAME?

Elrond (coming over): Do you mean an old man cloaked all in grey and blue, leaning on a rough-cut staff, who came to the great library this day?

Guard 1: Yeah, the Stick-Elf!

Guard 2: (Sorry to bother you, sir...)

Librarian: He's got to have a real name besides 'the Stick Elf', right?

Elrond: Indeed, for no elf is he. You speak of the wizard Olórin, wisest of the Maiar, older even than Eä itself. Many are his names in many countries: Tharkûn among the Dwarves; Incánus to the south; Mithrandir he is called among my people, the Grey Pilgrim.

Librarian: Oh.

Elrond: And here in the North he is called Stick-Elf.

Librarian: Oh.

Guard 1: Fuck yeah!

#fun fact: the Khuzdul name Tharkûn means 'staff-man'#so the Dwarves also call him 'the stick guy'#on the naming of things #sufficiently verbose prose #that's what I'm Tolkien about

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weezerlvr228 · 22 days

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It's giving the...main character syndrome. like who tf does she think she is??? Y/N???

NO OH MY GOSH ANON. LET ME TELL YOU. LET ME FRIGGIN TELL YOU.

#okay so i need to give her a name. we will call her yn bc she is just so different and quirky and not like other girls #so i haven't liked yn since freshman year (am a junior) because she seemed incredibly pretentious. she has like awards n stuff for this #asian advocation group and tons of other stuff which is GOOD. but she has a tendency to brag and be very cocky about it.#AND YOU KNOW WHAT. IT WASNT JUST ME. MY FRIEND FROM SEMINAR who we will call Pie for certain reasons (her name rhymes with it) AGREED WITH #ME ABOUT YN BEING COCKY! and Pie and Yn are in the same group since they are both Asian and ppl at my school typically hang out w their rac #is that racist? like there's an asian boys group and asian girls group. but it's only asians and white people; but it's weird since a large #portion of my school is hispanic. i dunno WEIRD SIDE TANGENT BUT BASICALLY THEY ARE IN THE SAME GROUPS; RIGHT? so Pie was agreeing that Yn #can be very pretencious; and I'm then like #oh i don't really like her for the cheating stuff she did with Mac (fake name) and how she got #him to basically cheat on his girlfriend“ and Pie says ”oh well Mac started it; but Yn lead him on for over a month while he had a gf #and they kept this going until Yn decided to break things off; WHICH MEANS MAC'S NOW EX GIRLFRIEND NEVER KNEW ABOUT ANYTHING W MAC N YN!#also allegedly according to my boyfriend; Yn was doing homework as Mac was yk DOING it to Yn and she just like... LET IT HAPPEN WHILE HE HA #A GIRLFRIEND. HELLO? and when Yn ends it; he's like “omg but yn... i love you...” “no. i'll only hurt you; if you're with me it'll only hur #uh okay 25k words slowburn vibes.... ANYWAYS so she takes screenshots and sends them in a SUPER big groupchat with 20+ people (including Pi #and my boyfriend) and Pie (who was childhood friends with Mac) called her out saying how it was also kind of her fault for being with a guy #who was in a relationship; but she got super defensive about it. and this same thing happened AGAIN 2ish months later with a girl Jas and #her boyfriend Ben; where Yn was friends with both but basically was emotionally cheating with Jas; leading them to break up; and then she #GOT WITH JAS. HELLO???? WHAT??? and they r still together. none of them talk to Ben even though Yn said they were 'all cool and friends'#SUREEEE GIRL SURE. KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT. and Pie called her out on this AGAIN since Pie is friends with Ben and Jas too but Yn got #defensive AGAIN! BC SHE KNOWS ITS A SHITTY THING TO DO! and Pie doesn't really like her because of it and when Pie told me all of that I wa #in shock. because Yn was trying to play the victim in the situation with Mac when she sent the messages to the gc; and tried to do that AGA #N BUT IN THE SITUATION WITH JAS LIKE NO U ARE JUST A CRAPPY PERSON ! and appearently she is SO toxic she was nearly kicked out from a #leadership role at my school's asian pacific islander club or something! like girl WAKE UP! but that's not all; so i didn't know she was #known for going for people who had partners; yet still didn't like her; and last school year (about 4 months ago) my boyfriend got a 'reall #bad haircut' (i thought it was cute; but everyone made fun of him ) and Yn RAN around our campus trying to find him to make fun of him..#like wtf that's so weird and she will post screenshots of their convos on her story and be like 'omg he's bullying me!' when he's being dry #and did that in the gc (this time; i'm in it!) and i crashed out but my bf was apologizing and saying he told her to not post anything but #she didn't listen or something i guess. and sometimes when they are wearing similar outfits she'll post on her story that they are matching #um girl he has a wife and 12 kids. back the FUCK off. and i told him to distance himself from her or set boundries cuz i don't like that n #it makes me uncomfy; so he did which is good! but i still don't like Yn. she is a major pick-me IMO and very two-faced and covers her

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