#she just doesn't care enough to butt into your personal life unless you ask for help that day

[ofknowlcdge]

start writing carol's bio and she's just so nonchalant about what and who anyone likes, like she came here for the beer and the fun, she isn't here to hear about you having problems because you can't get your dick in someone's ass.

[miraculous-trinity-leo]

Whacky Gotham, Goofy New York, and Chaotic Paris

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7)

Chapter 3: Kindred Spirits Always Find A Way To Assemble

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Time: 5:30am

location: Louvre

Ladybug, Abeille, Bunnyx, Trickster, and Chat Noir are fighting an akuma, not anything major, just Mr. Pigeon and his pigeons trying to melt the Louvre with deadly acidic bird dropings, so yeah, nothing major. Just another early bird gets the akuma kinda day...

"Looks like the early bird is trying to melt the Louvre, what say you M'lady, shall we make this swift and- *Loud sneeze* Let me now *sneeze* when I'm *sneeze* needed" - Chat Noir

"For to long our kind has been oppressed, they feed us miserable seeds, when we beg for bread, we shall show them no mercy, as our justice shall be swift!" picks up two pigeons, holds them by their legs and aims the rear cannons "Surrender your Miraculous and your justice shall be swift and painless!!" with an evil villain laugh at the end bla bla bla.

" Anyone else getting Pigeon (French) Revolution vibes? No? just me? Cause I swear he said seeds instead of cake."

"Not the time Bunnyx." - Abeille

"Oh it so Is The Time." - Bunnyx

"Off with Mr. Pigeon Antoinette's Akumatized object!" - Chat Noir from a distance.

"Viva La Revolution!!!" - Trickster

"Dear Kwami, how did it come to a frickin Pigeon Revolution?!" - Ladybug

As the last line is said, Mr. Pigeon fires the -ehem- cannons at the heroes, only for them to be an illusion. In the confusion Bunnyx pops out of her burrow and wacks Mr. Pigeon on the head, effectively knocking him out.

"The Pigeon Revolution is over, we have taken back our home, and shall continue to defend it from the creepy Man of MOTH!!!!" - Bunnyx

and with that Bunnyx brakes the Akumatized object, and Ladybug purifies the akuma.

"Ok, I will admit that last speach was funny, now lets hurry back before hells bells go off." - Ladybug

•~—~—~—~—~—~—~•

" Bla bla bla, nothing important, bla bla bla bla, yada yada yada bla yada." - Mrs. Bustier

"'Viva La Revolution', that was perfect." - Whispering Alix

"It just came to me, but Chats 'Off with Mr. Pigeon Antoinette's Akumatized object' line and your 'Man of Moth' speech were really well timed !" -whispering Peter

"well of course, I'm always punctual with any time sensitive joke/pun." -whispering Alix

"Will you to zip it! we can't have these simpletons finding anything out!" -whispering Chloé

"Please, they all share a broken defective regect of a brain cell, I doubt they could ever put two and two together." -whispering Alix

"Hey, do you think we should start a protest in our classroom?" -whispering Peter

"... Viva.La.Revolution!" - whispering Chloé with a mischievous grin

"No." - Maria

•~—~—~—~ Later when Mrs. Bustier is out of class ~—~—~—~•

"I just don't know what to do." - Lie-la

" You think she finally realized how horrible that hair style is?" - Alix

"After visiting Gotham a few months ago I met Damian Wayne, you might've heard about him, he's just so amazing, kind-hearted, and brave. We had a wonderful time, but then he asked me out! And I don't want to hurt Parkers feelings, I care for both of them!" - Lie-la

"Man, she must be extremely full of it to keep pulling that sh-t out of her @ss every hour or so." - Alix

"Wow Peter, didn't know your cared for Ms. Rossi like that" - Chloé said in a sarcastic tone.

" I'd rather strap her to a supersonic rocket heading for a black hole, and I'm pretty sure this Damian Wayne would do the same... he probably has the money for it actually." - Peter

" Enough plotting, we still need to get enough money, if we want that summer trip, we've already crossed off: Baking sales, becoming a mime, jobs are out unless they're fine with you leaving right after joining, and we can't just ask for donations." - Maria

" I can use my MDC mon-" - Maria

"Oh hell no you won't! You worked your butt off to get that money, you said it yourself! That money is for when you apply to college! I refuse to let you waste your money on our ignoramus classmates!" - Chloé

Thankfully by now everyone was out of the classroom.

" Oh Kwami she's serious, she never uses her big words!" - Adrien

" Then what do you suggest Chloé?" - Maria

" I'll ask daddy to pay!" - Chloé

" I can also ask my father, he'll probably do it if Mr. Bourgeois puts in a donation." - Adrien

" But- " - Maria

" No! The decision is final all in agreement say aye!" - Chloé

"Aye!" - Everyone

"You've watched to many movies Chloé, fine, but please don't drastically overdo it." - Maria

" When have I ever drastically overdone something? Name one time." - Chloé

"Well, there was the time you over did it, by not sleeping for almost three weeks." - Maria

" and after that you got so fed up with one akuma that you kicked him with the force of a thousand suns down unda, you may have scared him for life after that honestly. " - Adrien

" Oh! or the time you went overboard with Peters B-day, and the cake landed on his face! - Alix

"Well in her defense, the cake was great, but it was kinda a mouthful." -Peter

"... I said name one time. (ー_ー)" - Chloé

•~—~—~—~—~—~—~•

Sooo, after all that happened Mr. Bourgeois, Fallowed by Gabriel Agreste, gave a very generous donation, so that solves that problem.And since I'm sure you don't want to see (More Lies) boring stuff, lets skip to two days before the trip begins.

〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜time skip " You're welcome, I'm here all eternity." - Bunnyx〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

•—–· At Chloés Hotel ·–—•

"Ok are we sure we have everything?" - Maria

" Yes now can we please watch something already, we've triple, and even quadruple checked everything, we're good." - Alix

" I have to go out and inform Tempête and Vipère, before anything else, be back soon." - Maria then heads out calling upon the other heroes.

" So what do you need?" - Vipère

" Do you have a top secret mission for us?" - Tempête

" For the summer Abeille, Bunnyx, Trickster, and Chat Noir will be unavailable, unless they are truly needed, I however will be able to travel back and forth via portals for fights. Paris will be in your care while we aren't here." - Ladybug

"It is our honor, we shall defend Paris with our lives." - Tempête

" Agreed, enjoy your summer." - Vipère

"Thank you, stay safe."  and with that Maria headed back to the hotel prepared to watch movies, only to be bombarded with questions as soon as she got back.

" HOLD UP! You know MAGIC?!" - Alix

" When were you going to tell us?!" - Chloé

"So cool, how does it work?" - Peter

" Can you teach us?!" - Adrien

" Spots-Off, yes I know magic, I swear I've told you before. Do you want a demonstration?" - Maria

They all shook their heads excitedly.

" Ok well, I'm able to Heal myself if I get hurt, but I don't wish to hurt myself just for that, I can also increase my Luck with magic, as well as Communicate/ Manipulate plants, and see peoples Souls, thanks to Tikki. I learned Protection magic thanks to Wayzz, and Illusion magic thank  to Trixx. I'm also learning Teleportation from Kaalki, which I've almost completed, and Mutitude from Mullo, which still needs work." - Maria

" If you can really talk to plants, what did we do earlier while you where out, hmmmmm?" - Alix

Maria then walks over to the roses near the couch and whispers to them, after a moment she turns back to her friends, and calmly says "Traitors."

" What do you mean?" - Peter

" You continued watching Star Wars: Clone Wars Without me!" - Maria

" Ok we believe you, but does this mean we can also use magic?" - Adrien

"Hmmm, let me see" as she says this her eyes start to glow an almost ethereal icy blue.

" Why are you eyes glowing?" - Chloé

"Looking at you souls... ok" she then claps her hands and her eyes go back to normal "Adrien, you can use slight Destruction magic on objects, if you use it on a person it would just cause them extreme pain, you can also cast Bad Luck on someone, so I guess thats good, and you can also learn slight Jubilation magic. Peter you can learn Illusion, and Protection magic. Chloé you can Learn Subjection, and Multiplication magic. And Alix, you can learn Evolution, Intuition, and Teleportation magic." As Maria finished, she saw the star struck looks in their eyes at the thought of learning magic became obtainable for them.

"Teach us!" they all bowed only to get a laugh from Maria in response.

"You would have to ask the Kwamis that, I only know what I know thanks to them." - Maria

And for most of the night they all started practicing magic. And when they woke up, they continued to practice, they had fun and were really enjoying it.

Then came the day Maria and her friends were to head for Gotham, and it was hectic, but everyone made it in one piece after an 8 hour flight, which at this point Maria was glad she sent all of her important luggage ahead of time, because somehow her luggage with only her toiletries and pyjamas was stolen, so all she had now was her back pack on her and the Miracle box in a Pocket dimension (thanks to the training from Fluff and Kaalki)

Lila was annoyed, when Maria didn't even care that she lost her bag with all her stuff (jokes on you she sent that one to the hotel 2 days ago HA!) they ended up checking into the hotel, everyone was with someone, Peter was with Adrien, Chloé was with Alix, and Maria... just had the Kwamis, yup that's right, apparently Lila has a condition that prevents her from being in any room below a quality vip room, so now she was upgrade and without a roommate, good for Lila, and Lucky for Maira, because now she doesn't have to worry about someone noticing her climbing out the window to go free-running across rooftops as Multimouce.

Around 7:30 pm. everyone heads out for lunch... and they leave Maria behind.

"Of course this happens." and with that she asked the receptionist for the directions to where her class went, afterwards she went out and proceeded to get lost, after trying to retrace her steps, she just got lost quicker, and her phone was at 20% what luck.

After walking for a little bit, she had decided to take a break, and as she leaned up against a wall, she closed her eyes.

'Maybe if I search for the receptionists Soul I can find my way back.' as she was doing this, she saw souls of all colors walking by, she even noticed a dark emerald green soul, and a dark blue soul across the street on a rooftop... and then she felt her hair stand on end, a few feet to her right was a bloody rust looking soul, she could tell it was a male, late 20s, average build, and 5'11, he was targeting her. As she opened her eyes  she did a quick scan of her seroundings, noticing an alley, she started to walk again. Sensing the slight increase in speed from the man now behind her, as he got closer, she made a sharp left into the alley, she made it a few feet in before the man started laughing and walking closer, she saw the disgusting look in his eyes, and the outline of a gun in his front left pocket.

"Come on now girlie,  I just wanna talk."

" I am good thankz." she made sure to add an accent to make him feel like he had an upper hand, which seemed to work, if his sickening smile was anything to go off of.

He stepped closer and Maria (the little genius she was) decided to act nervous, which only lowered the guys gaurd even more, once he reached to grab her in a quick motion she proceeded to do this.

She held the guy in a lock until he fell unconscious. As she stood up, she noticed a hand reaching for her, she then grabbed the hand and flipped the figure over her shoulder hard, hearing a yelp from the man as she did so.

When she realized who she had flipped over, her face turned bright red

"Mon dieu, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you are you ok Monsieur Nightwing?!"

"Yeah I'm fine and don't apologize, reflexes like that are key to survival here in Gotham, isn't that right Robin.... Robin?"

When Nightwing didn't get any sound from Robin he looked over to see the boy a blushing mess, then Robin snaped out of it, cuffing the mugger, and turning his attention to the girl.

" Ehem. Mam it's dangerous to be out here at this time alone, please allow us to take you wherever you need to go." - Robin

"Oh thank you um, do you know where Wayne Hotel is? I was supposed to go with my class to dinner, but they... “forgot” me, I decided to try and meet up with them, but I failed horribly." - Maria

"Wait they just left you? and in Gothan of all cities?! What kind of teacher does that?!" - Nightwing

" An instegator." - Maria said under her breath in French, she didn't notice the slight shock on both their faces from what she said.

"Anyway lets get you to your hotel before it gets any later." - Nightwing

"Thank you again." - Maria

She arrived safely, thanks to Nightwing and Robin, she thanked them one more time and went inside, when she got to her room she found her friends pacing back and forth in the room, Chloé and Peter looking like they would soon become two people on a mission to find her, but thankfully she was back, she of course had to answer alot of questions, but that was no big deal. After answering all their questions, everyone went to their rooms, and fell asleep, they had a big day tomorrow afterall... ... and then Marias' Akuma alert went off, ok so it took about thirty minutes to defeated the akuma 2 more before she could cure anything and another 5 minutes before she could head back to her room, and it was now 2am, but she could still wake up early right? hehe (・–・;) right?

No, the answer was no she couldn't, well technically she was up on time for when the bus "should" have started getting ready to leave, BUT turns out Lila SOMEHOW, managed to get everyone on board without even thinking of her an hour early! Maria asked for directions once again, and the receptionist had a worried and apologetic look on her face, Maria thanked her again, and headed out, this time however, she made it without getting lost and without getting mugged, Yay! She even had enough time to get a coffe (Tim special was a wierd name but oh well it did the job pretty well) from a shop near by (double yay!) before entering the WE building.

" You have to start the tour! we've been here for an hour and thirty minutes already!" - Ms. Bustier

"Like I said before, I will not start the tour until your student gets back, and if they don't get back, then we better hope nothing happened to them, or else it's your fault for your negligence." - Tour guide

"Sorry I'm late, the bus left earlier than what we scheduled, why didn't you inform me about the change?" - Maira

"Lila said you were the one who made the changes and that you were just trying to get attention, I am VERY disappointed in you Maria, now apologize to your class for delaying the tour!" - Ms Bustier

"I think you mean “I'm sorry we left you behind in a city where murder happens to young kids on a daily basis” now you apologize to Your student that is Your responsibility." - Tour Guide with a glare that could kill a thousand armys

Ms. Bustier proceeded to apologise to half the class's disbelief.

"Alright then, now that thats all taken care of, Hello and welcome to Wayne Enterprise, where we focus on making Gotham and the world a better place. I'm Dick Grayson, and I'll be you tour guide for today."

As the tour went on Maria stood at the front with her friends, she took notes of everything that was said, and she ignored whatever nonsense Lila was spouting, somthing about saving or dating Damian Wayne, she didn't really care.

When the lunch break came, she sat with her friends until she needed a long overdo refill on her coffee, she walked over to the coffee machine and started figuring what combination will keep her brain working for the rest of the day.

"Press button 3 followed by 5, 6, 8, 1, 2, 4, 9, and 7, that is the ultimate coffee mixture, if your mortal self is up for the challenge." - Sleep deprived guy

"I accepte." she presses the buttons in the exact order and then " Wait none of the cups are big enough."

"Here, secrect cup, from beyond the mortal realm." - Sleep deprived guy

" Thanks" she grapped the very large cup, and filled it with coffee till it was almost to the rim, she put the lid on and instantly took a big sip from the scolding hot coffee (she can heal, her tongue's fiiiiiiine)

"... Not bad, taste similar to the Tim Special I had earlier, but maybe a bit stronger." - Maria

" Kindred Spirit, let us be friends, you have drank the sacred coffee and are now immortal, congrats." - Sleep deprived guy

"It was not easy, but I have come this far, and I shall go the distance with nothing but coffee in my veins." Maria said in a serious tone as they shook hands "I am Maria, keeper of all nighters, and who might you be, my kindred spirit."

"I am Tim, the keeper of sacred coffee and all that is unholy."

"It was an honor to meet you Sacred Tim, may the coffee gods guide you in your journey, sadly we must part ways, for the lunch break is over, farewell..." and with that Maria left to rejoin the group.

"Dear god where the hell did you get that much coffee?!" - Chloé

"Kindred Spirits always find a way to assemble." - Maria

"Huh, so there is someone out there who is also a sleep deprived child." - Alix

The tour continued, and Maria noticed their tour guide kept looking at her with growing concern as she slowly made her way through the lovely coffee, she finished the cup within 1 hour and 30 minutes, and most of the staff kept looking at her as she now held the empty unholy cup, that was said to put people (that weren't chosen by the coffee gods) into caffeine induced commas, but she was fine, if anything she was more awake than yesterday and today combined. So yeah Today had a rocky start, but I'd say things are only just beginning.

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〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Bonus Art 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

This is what it looks like from Marias' normal vision, to her Soul Vision (~‾▿‾)~

Chapter 3 completed, hope you're all having a wonderful day, and staying positive BUG-OUT 🐞💮🐞

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[kazuwhora]

Hi! I saw a post from someone I’m following ask for a tokyo rev matchup from you and you were so accurate and descriptive with it?? I love stuff like this so I’d like to ask for one too if you’re willing! A tokyo rev matchup pls!

my name is risa! She/her pronouns!

My personality type is a mix of INTP/INFP. idk if that’s possible but a test I took had both as the results and when I read the description of both types, I think I might have their characteristics? If having two mbti personality types isn’t possible then I think I lean more towards INFP!

As for my zodiac: Leo sun, Taurus moon, Scorpio rising.

My core personality is like really quiet, analytical, and observational, especially around strangers and acquaintances. When I interact with people, I’m really good with respecting their boundaries and feelings. Kind of a people pleaser too, and I’m awkward as hell with people outside of my family and my best friend. My values are trying to be a good person I guess? and my comfort and happiness. I think my love language is touch, words, and acts of service :)

I’m 5’3 with black hair and glasses. Im also on the bigger side with little curves 😭 like I got small boobs and my butts kinda flat but it’s wide? And I’ve got some thick thighs. I wonder who in Tokyo revengers has a thing for thick thighs.

I love reading, fanfics, manga, webtoons, or actual books. I also love watching movies, drives, and listening to music!

What I look for in a partner is just someone who loves me, is nice to me, and takes care of me kinda? Like not overboard but they look out for me.

I’d like kinky and dark nsfw (im over 18 btw!) and fluffy, soft sfw! You can just name a few headcanons you can see them doing with me here if I’m asking for too much!

Thank you!

hi risa!!!! im so glad you enjoy my content and thank you for sending a request <3

it's definitely possible to have traits of two mbti types- it just means you have a healthy functioning habits between the two aspects that differ!

I think you and mitsuya would make a perfect match!

personality and desire wise, mitsuya is a really good match for you! he really gets you and gets the things that make you tick, and he'll never push you too far out of your comfort zone. he's exactly what you're looking for. his relationship with his sisters means he knows how to take care of others, but he's distant and secure enough to give you space when you need it. he's excellent at reading you, and you'll never have to ask him to give you a little breather. that being said, he is extremely protective of you when it comes to any gang related activity. no way you are not getting into that world he will make sure of it until the day he dies. he just doesn't see the need for tainting his escape from that world which you very much are. and that's why he loves you! you never push his boundaries and beg him for information on what's going on with his friends, and you never poke and prod at that part of his life. you trust him, and he is so thankful for it that he makes up for the lost time tenfold.

mitsuya has ALWAYS struck me as a boy who likes them thick. he LOVES everything about you and much like a couple others in the series, he is handsy af with you. expect mitsuya to beg you to sit on his face. he wants all the contact and all of you and he wont take no for an answer (unless of course you're seriously saying no mitsuya is a man of consent dw) god he will go CRAZY if you wear a garter for him. he'll be drooling and unable to focus on anything you say because he'll be too mesmerized by how fucking HOT you look like that. this man is a fashion designer, so of course he's going to be going crazy with buying you lingerie because he just loves to see you in anything like that. but because he is a sweet boy he'll always ask if ur comfortable wearing things for him and he might also ask rly nicely if you would wear it out in public under your regular clothes so he can think about that while he's out 👅

he has a praise kink, but a praise kink where he wants to praise tf out of you for being so damn hot like go girl you got him in the bag. as far as kinky goes since that was a little fluffy nsfw, mitsuya is rly into bondage and rope play. he loves seeing you tied up for him like the good girl you are. mitsuya also strikes me as someone who is really into wax and sensory play- removing your sense of sight so you don't know what's coming as he drips hot wax down your chest paying extra attention to your nipples, then trailing the wax down your body until it runs out. his favourite part is removing it, mostly bc he gets to touch you and watch the way your sensitive body responds to his touch alone after being grazed by the wax. mitsuya loves it, he really does.

[honey-bunches-of-nope13]

If you have watched venom how would team rwby react to their s/o being a host for a symbiote? And that their s/o makes sure eat a lot of chocolate so that the symbiote doesn't have to eat brains?

This took forever and I am SO sorry!

While I would hope their S/O would tell her about this before it pops up on its own, for this, I’m going to assume that they haven’t; most likely because it can be kind of off-putting and they likely want to get to know their girlfriend and have her get to know them before dropping that bomb, and things go awry.

Ruby: 

- Obviously, she is shocked. How could you not be when faced with something like that? But, when the shock wears off, she thinks it’s a cool Semblance or something.

- When her S/O explains that it is not a Semblance, but a separate being living within them, she still thinks it is cool!

- She will 100% want to touch it.

- She will talk to the Symbiote  as a separate being because she believes that it deserves that recognition. She’ll more likely than not become good friends with it.

- Unless her S/O is uncomfortable when she does this, she will consider the Symbiote’s opinion in things just as much as her S/O’s. It’s along for the ride too, so it’s only fair.

- She won’t like to refer to it as “it”, so she will ask it what its name is and if it wanted to be refereed to as male or female, or something else. She wants her new friend to feel respected. (Seriously, I’m not a comic book person, so I have no clue how this works. Do they even have genders? Do they just take on the gender of the host? Does it even matter to them?)

- When her S/O tells her about the whole “it eats brains or it eats me�� thing, she is understandably concerned. But, she is relieved when they tell her about how chocolate in large quantities can work as a substitute. She’s a sugar fiend already, so she usually has chocolate on hand. She just makes sure to ALWAYS have it on hand from that point on in case her new friend gets a little peckish,

Weiss:

 - There is going to be a freak out moment. Not a mad freak out, just a “holy hell! What the fuck is that!?” kind of freak out. Now, Weiss has been taught all her life that swearing is unladylike and she shouldn’t do it. So, if she is is cursing, you know she’s freaked out BIG TIME.

- When she calms down, she wants answers. What was that? How did you end up with it? Things like that.

- She thinks the brains thing is gross, but since it’s not her S/O’s mouth that has ever eaten them, she’ll get over it.

- The fact that chocolate is an exceptionable replacement makes it easier for her to get over it.

-  It’s a bit weird for her since there is always a third party involved. Eventually, she gets used to it. She’ll likely learn to even like the guy/girl/thing.

- She won’t take it as far as Ruby does, but she will be conscious of the being’s feelings.

Blake:

- She’ll be scared of it at first. I mean, those things are terrifying!

- She will be even more scared when she learns about what it is. I mean, eating brains? Super strength? Near invulnerability? Who knows what else!? This thing could take over her S/O’s actions and go on a killing spree if it wanted and her S/O likely wouldn’t be able to do anything about it.

- While it freaks her out, she is an understanding and open-minded girl, so she would never leave her S/O over it.

- She won’t be mad about them keeping it a secret either. She’s kept her fair share over the years, so she has no room to judge; also, she knows that her S/O wouldn’t want this odd situation to define them because most people wouldn’t even give them a chance if they knew about this right off the bat.

- The chocolate thing will ease her a bit since brains aren’t a REQUIREMENT, and she will make sure to have it on hand. Think Christopher Titus’s bit about his phycho girlfriend who had a “sugar imbalance”. If you haven’t seen that comedy special, Norman Rockwell is Bleeding, I recommend it (it’s on youtube). But, I won’t make you watch it to get this bit. “I started carrying twix in a holster” *pretends to whip out twix and shakily offer them to the psycho whilst shielding face* “There’s two for you, none for me!”

- It will take a while, but once she is sure the Symbiote won’t go on a head-munching rampage, she’ll ease up. She’ll even take the time to get to know the thing. 

Yang

- Her shock and fear of the thing is going to be joined and nearly overpowered by her anger. As we all know, she HATES people keeping important things from her. One, she feels betrayed and lied to; two, she hates that they didn’t trust her enough to be open with her about something so HUGE.

- There will be a yelling match with some insults thrown at the Symbiote. The Symbiote will likely come to its own defense and will quickly learn that Yang is not to be trifled with whether it be physically or verbally. Poor thing has never gotten a tongue lashing like that in its entire life!

- Once she gets that out of her system, they can have a real talk about what this thing is and why her S/O kept it a secret. She’ll still be peeved and pout for a bit, but that will pass pretty quickly once it is all out in the open.

- Like Blake, she is worried about the Symbiote taking over and hurting people, specifically the people she cares about, and making her S/O do things they don’t want to do.

- Unlike Blake, she won’t take such a mild approach. She’ll strait-up threaten the thing! “I hear you’ve got a problem with fire. Well, they don’t call me ‘Firecracker’ for nothing. If you even think of trying something, I’ll barbecue your alien butt!”

- Once her and her S/O have their little kerfuffle and their heart-to-heart, and she and the Symbiote have their little chitchat to set CLEAR boundaries, they’ll all be cool with each other. She’ll like the Symbiote’s sarcasm, she picked her S/O so of course she already likes them, and the Symbiote is likely going to love her spunk.

Bonus for Yang: “I’ve thought about having a threesome once or twice, but this isn’t how I thought it would happen.”