#she is such a little guy

[julesnichols]

Juliette Nichols is the Character Of All Time tbh!!! She almost burned down her apartment as a kid because she got so focused on fixing a chair she forgot she was cooking, she rips the fitted sheet off her bed to sleep on a bare mattress, she sleeps in her work clothes, she asked how old some food was and then just ate it without even heating it up. She spends a season trapped in a haunted silo with a man who knows a lot about the before times but is too busy trying to get a suit to go outside to give a shit and also gets sepsis from forgetting to look after an arm wound. She gets pissed when someone infodumps to her about the past, even. She's given stew with a spoon and drinks it. She panicked and ran into an incinerator and thinks she can pry open ANY door with a crowbar. She hasn't washed her hair in weeks, probably,,

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[kaogens]

i love you weird long miku

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[depresed-duck]

this was funnier in my head

[rooniearts]

Consider: Silver with hearing loss

[yallstar]

“I look forward to hearing what you have to say in another four months.”

(read left -> right) it's here!! the chapter 5 comic is done (for now, i might want to come back and do proper lines and colors at some point). i just couldn't choose one part of the Big Moment to illustrate so i did.......all of it (ᵕ・ᴗ・)

scene from differential burdens in displacement

[jeyumi]

Starscream’s job interview is going great! Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll get the position.

Starstay AU: 1 2 3 4

[chloesimaginationthings]

Do you think Abby will be scared of Chica in FNAF 2..

[bklily]

I hope in season 6 Marinette commits even more crimes. I hope she steals a cellphone in every episode. I hope she breaks into every house in Paris. I love when Marinette is an illegal perpetrator. God forbid women have hobbies. Is it a sin to let girls have fun?? I didn't think so. Your honor my client can do whatever she wants because I said so. Her boyfriend loves her for it he can bail her out of silly crime jail it's fine.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[wrenanthera]

changing tides

[lopsaii]

Ongoing stepladder debate

[chiquilines]

As mentioned in the previous post, i have lost my entire mind

[galacticgarbagebin]

eugene getting confused over eggs you are so precious to me

[imaginable-horror]

This has probably been done before but it came to me in a vision

Here's a version that's more properly integrated too