#she is not ready for feligami in the slightest

[carpetbug]

had a s5 (only up to elation) + paris special watch party with a friend and enjoyed their thoughts

“i don’t know why felix would be mad about that. he’s the most boring character ever. if anyone should be mad about that it should be adrien.” (about adrien being a sentimonster)

(five minutes later) “unless felix is also a sentimonster. that’s probably why he hates adrien.”

“she’s kinda really sexy as a cyborg” (about nathalie)

“poor, poor adrien. they just love to make him suffer”

“he and lila should date. they’d be perfect together” (about felix)

“so she’s falling for chat noir now? i kinda like that that’s kinda cute. WAIT THATS WHAT YOU MEAN BY LADYNOIR IS DEAD. wait i guess im okay with that i guess i guessssss WAIT THATS NOT FAIR”

“yeah. banish her from france” (about chloe)

“such a bad bitch. such a sexy siren secretary cyborg” (again. about nathalie)