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[faejilly]

go to the Wilds, collect some super gross blood, find many different sorts of stupid dead people, (decide fuck no, you're not messing with Ancestor Spirits because you don't want to ALSO be a stupid dead people, so you skip the weird ash quest), meet actually not stupid but definitely Weird Witch Ladies, watch your new boss kill somebody (because that's what bosses do on the Surface too apparently), drink some blood, HAVE A FUCKING DREAM ABOUT A FUCKING DRAGON, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?, and then get told you, specifically you, the Duster and Newest Lowest Ranking Grey Warden are supposed to join your new murdery boss in a Meeting With A King.

Yeah. Life is apparently like that up here. Whatever.

Be a duster, don't even have a name really, not as dwarves count such things, kill a guy, find a drunk guy, panic, fight some more guys (just trying not to get killed by your boss), boss tries to kill you anyway, leave your sister and best friend behind in the dust because they told you to, (and it's that or die, honestly, and you're not ready for that), get to Ostagar, meet a KING?!?, there's a fucking view with sky and distant trees and this is IMPOSSIBLE, you miss the fucking STONE and then some very very random nobody is all, "Maker watch over you, my lady"

Apparently you're a lady

what the actual fuck, Brosca's life is very weird