#she is NOT my special girlie. she's a cool friend and i get crushes on people super easily

[goblincrimes]

ur gay. good luck w ur special girlie!!! 💖💫

pfffft aint no way in hell anythings gonna happen between us, thank you tho :p

[il-miele-che-scrive]

Lando Norris and [Y/n] [Y/l/n]'s rivalry takes a different turn in Miami

yourusername THANK YOU TO MY TEAM, ALL THE REDBULL FANS AND MY TEAMMATE MAX (sorry to beat ur ass lol) MY FIRST VICTORY IN FORMULA 1 I LOVE YOU GUYS

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username1 Chill girlie, it's just a sprint race win

username2 And people were shitting on Redbull for dropping Checo for a rookie 😭 you showed them, been on the podium almost every weekend and got the first win so quick

carlossainz55 Congrats 👏 🥇

↳yourusername THANK YOU 💪

↳username3 Carlos and Y/n are literally the only drivers who managed to beat Max this season and may I add she's a rookie

username4 Redbull knew what they were doing

redbullracing Our golden girl🏆

↳yourusername 💙💙

maxverstappen1 It was my pleasure to see you win💪

↳yourusername Get ready to see it more often

username5 I wonder how Lando feels knowing that a girl rookie got a win before him

↳username6 same thing happened last year when Oscar won sprint 😭 guess he won't do anything about it

↳username4 He's crying probably lmao

username7 📞God's calling he says we should have more girls in Formula 1

charles_leclerc A victory in your rookie year is always special🥳🥳

↳yourusername I love it 😭

oscarpiastri Party when?

↳yourusername After I win the race tomorrow 😇 unless you can tell Lando to get his shit together and try to beat me

username5 I love the fact that Y/n and Oscar are friends, Oscar is friends with Lando, and for some reason Y/n and Lando seem to hate each other

username8 I've heard there's some story behind the whole Y/n Lando thing 😭

username6 WHAAAAAT?

username8 So apparently when they were kids, like 15 or smth, one of them had a crush on the other one, but it didn't work out hence enemies now

username6 I'll assume Lando had a crush on Y/n cuz there's no way one could have a crush on a 15yo Lando Norris lmao

username9 And here I was thinking Y/n was just angry about how Lando almost crashed into her a few races ago

username10 sameeee lmao it was so funny to see them argue in the paddock

username9 Yeah and seeing them the weekends after this incident I was like miss girl just likes to hold grudges over things that happen in F1 from time to time lmao

landonorris WWE FUCKIJG DID IT. PT 1🏆

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oscarpiastri Well done man 👏👏👏

alex_albon Congrats!!! 💪👏

georgerussell63 Congrats mate!!!

username1 All I know is he read the comments under Y/n's post 😭

username2 Y/n's victory pissed him too much lmao

yourusername I guess it's not too much for the little Lando Norris anymore

↳landonorris he's not so little anymore

yourusername Shame I wasn't on the podium with you tho

landonorris do better next time then lol

username3 LANDO HAHAHAAH

username4 His villain era starts

yourusername Anyway I'm glad to be your motivation

username5 No cuz I'd also love to see Y/n and Lando on the podium together

↳username6 Y'all talk about the podium together but I'd love to see them in the cool down room together lmao

username5 That'd be gold man, I'd pay millions to be a fly in the room if it ever happened

username7 @/yourusername stop pretending you're not in love with Lando

username7 Actually guys stop pretending you're not in love with each other @/yourusername @/landonorris

↳username8 THIS FEELS SO PERSONAL LMAO

username1 I love a good enemies to lovers story

username2 ARE THEY OKAY?

username3 I saw a video of Max being at the party so I assumed Y/n was there also BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

username4 Nah cuz why's the kiss so passionate 😭

username5 girl is living the Wattpad life

username6 now she isn't rejecting him 👀

↳username7 you mean HE isn't rejecting HER now

username8 Do you know something we don't? 🤨

username7 actually yes, Max as in Lando's Max (not Y/n's Max) went live on Twitch yesterday and he said something along the lines of young Lando rejecting young Y/n

username8 Nahhhh this is even better now

username9 I just know that other drivers will make fun of them after this

username10 I wonder how will they act now? Will they pretend the video doesn't exist?

↳username11 I feel like nothing will change, same hatred, same rivalry (even more now after both of their wins)

username12 I assume it was just a moment of weakness induced by the emotions

username11 And alcohol

username13 there's no way it didn't end in the hotel bed lol

username14 I'm tired of pretending I wasn't waiting for this to happen

username15 it feels like a fever dream lmao

yourusername We deserved a New York trip after the victories

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oscarpiastri This doesn't feel real

↳username1 exactly my thoughts 😭

landonorris well deserved, well enjoyed

↳yourusername You're not that terrible to be around, did you know that?

landonorris i'm still adjusting to your presence, can't say the same

yourusername Mean :(

landonorris i love you :)

yourusername Nice :)

username2 HE SAID THE BIG WORDS

username3 Ladies and gentlemen, Lando 'I don't wanna mature' Norris has matured

username4 God my brain can't comprehend what the hell happened

carlossainz55 The IT couple 👏🏆

↳landonorris of course

↳username5 Seems like they've been teaching Carlos the gen z expressions 😭

username6 I will miss the rivalry between them

↳username2 you really think it'll end?

username6 Yeah they'll go soft on each other

username2 Y/n is the second most competitive on the grid after Max, I don't think the rivalry between her and Lando will end 😂

maxfewtrell Finally

↳yourusername My 15yo self would say the same if she ever knew

maxverstappen1 @/landonorris pls don't affect her performance

↳landonorris pls let me be the cause of redbull's downfall, I've been plotting for years

yourusername It's not like I'll go easy on you now that you're my boyfriend

landonorris mean :(

yourusername I love you :)

landonorris nice :)

georgerussell63 Congrats on finally admitting your feelings guys

↳charles_leclerc We all knew it'll happen, we just didn't know when 😂

pierregasly @/charles_leclerc you owe me McDonald's

↳charles_leclerc We'll go after the season ends

landonorris you guys had a bet?

yourusername Of course they did, I'm so not surprised

charles_leclerc Max also participated.

yourusername @/maxverstappen1⁉️

maxverstappen1 I did participate in the bet...

yourusername How could you betray me like this!!

maxverstappen1 I like maccas, it convinced me

maxverstappen1 But we're all very happy for you if that makes it any better

yourusername Let's say it does...

landonorris i say we should beat his ass on the next race

yourusername I agree, it's settled 🏁 Max Emilian Verstappen, get ready to from now on forever be behind a mclaren and your fellow redbull

[blackknight-kai]

I don’t talk about her much, because she changes based on the au I use. The art below for my OC is from the wonderful WKZ who is not on the platform anymore for reasons of their choosing - *Friend if you see this know I appreciate you and you are missed*

If you want more of her let me know 😊 I’m gonna write some fics with her.

OC name: Kavara

(I do have a monkey version of her written out 😊 just not added to this post cuz she’s special and I’m still working on her)

Mix of Modern/Ancient Era traits

- [ ] Shes 5’6”/167 cm tall , shorter than the monkeys, her forehead is at mouth height (I hc them kinda tall? Like 5’10” /177cm or so). She has nice curves/ not too skinny not too hearty and a c/d-cup.

- [ ] She has deep burgundy red hair due to fire based abilities (wip)

- [ ] Amber eyes / almost orange in the right light

- [ ] 6 little dark freckles/moles that are in a straight line all the way down her cheek starting from the far side of her left eye, almost like a tear left stain, like me, (lore thing I’m still thinking about)

- [ ] Depending on what I use her for she has short curly/wavy hair or long curls.

- [ ] Likes peach scented body oil. (😏)

- [ ] Used to look mean - but she is gentle inside.

- [ ] Has to touch everything that’s soft if she walks by it, soft blanket? Gotta touch. Soft monkey? Gotta touch. Also likes being wrapped in cozy soft things. (Likes lots of pillows and blankets on her bed - she runs warm though so likes the air to be cool)

- [ ] Seriously she loves petting his fur…would do it all day long.

- [ ] Doesn’t eat sweets often, too rich for her.

- [ ] Likes sweet fruits though like peaches, plums (likes the tart skin on these the best), and crunchy apples.

- [ ] Dances/wiggles in her seat a little if she likes her food a lot

- [ ] No matter what AU she always finds DO/WK (or his variants) handsome instantly- crush may take longer but she always finds him charming and interesting in his own way.

- [ ] Enjoys messing with DO-Wukong/catching him off guard. Shes a little menace too (especially to those she likes). Enjoys annoying people (but not too much- like if making a pop sound with her mouth repeatedly gets under your skin she’s gonna do it - not to the point of pissing you off but she’s gonna get on your nerves).

- [ ] Chews on stuff sometimes to alleviate aggression/help keep focus/lower anxiety.

- [ ] Not a big drinker but will have a drink or two. Doesn’t mind a drunk monkey.

- [ ] Likes to collect pretty rocks and smooth stones that feel good in her hand.

- [ ] Not big on fancy luxury. Or stuffy clothes.

- [ ] Her weapons are similar to Kratos, (dual blades that can be smoldering etc and have chains she can use to throw them and pull them back. She likes to make big explosions 💀

- [ ] She hides them as earrings so they are always with her.

- [ ] Under her outfit she wears chest wraps to keep girlies together and tight to her chest. She wears the equivalent of panties but a loincloth sash covers her ass and front- legs exposed - this way if she loses her outer wear due to her fire she isn’t nakey.

- [ ] Puts her friends first.

- [ ] Curses internally a lot- sometimes out loud.

- [ ] Again, seems tough/uncaring but she is the most accepting person (as long as you aren’t genuinely bad/do bad shit) and will be the mom friend.

- [ ] Enjoys taking care of DO/WK. wants always help him, he’s her best friend. (Eventual lover)

- [ ] Wants him to feel cared for - and that she’d be there for him.

- [ ] in alt universe’s she would fight the fuckers at the begin of the game for him. Or by his side. She would genuinely die to keep him from having to resign himself to dying just to be free.

None of this is fine tuned but it’s the basic of whatever I got. I changed some stuff to suit my needs so…so I’m sorry if it’s a bit confusing but here we go!

This is a version of her specifically meant to know Wukong before BMW events. (Other versions of her like modern au or whatever I need her for don’t follow this but have similar things)

She is an immortal, one birthed of fire, chaos, destruction, (rebirth if you think about how fire culls the land for new life to grow), the embodiment of the roaring fires on the sun basically.

So in her younger days she is not exactly well liked, shes strong and was someone who didn’t like to held down. She didn’t outright disobey or was rebellious but if something wasn’t right or if she felt slighted/felt someone was slighted she would make that shit known. Quick to anger.

Because of this she had pissed off the wrong person, they placed a curse on her - (again not fine tuned) and it basically is like a black tar root that starts from her heart and starts spreading and coiling around her body the more emotion she feels, specifically negative ones like (seen negative) anger, hatred, fear, all those kinds of emotions.

She can heal, but the pain and the curse will spread to such agonizing levels that if she pushes it too far it will take over her body and encapsulate her/put out the fire in her which keeps her immortal. She of course tries to break the curse but there isnt anything that works. It’s like a spore that is attached to her heart that has molded to her and wont go.

Unfortunately this makes her shut down emotionally, she doesnt have a support system so as much as she tries to fight the agony gets worse and worse. Her fire dims, not dead, just dims. Kavara at this point just does her duties, keeps to herself, and represses all emotions whatsoever. She’s free of pain and honestly doesnt have to worry about shit, so it becomes her new norm.

In comes Sun Fucking Wukong.

The charming egotistical chaotic monkey yaoguai that wants to play immortal. She hears of him mostly, but remains indifferent. Until one day they finally meet.

Probably the worst thing that happens to a lot of people actually…..because Sun Wukong is the first to make her laugh. Ever. Not one of those “haha i am victorious” laughs she might have had when fighting back in the day. No, a full on belly aching laugh. Tears down her face and a wide pretty smile, something she honestly wasn’t capable of/thought she had. (She’s beautiful but never thought about it I guess)

This is the first time she realizes that HAPPY or positive emotions dont make the curse spread.

Wukong of course takes this as his sign to KEEP making her laugh (when he isnt being a little shit in heaven and to others).

Over time they do become friends, he learns of her curse, she learns of his goals. Unfortunately for everyone else Wukong influences her to stop being an emotionless doll and she becomes his partner in crime. Best chaotic duo ever.

THERES MORE BUT THIS IS JUST SOME OF HER STORY!!!

I didn’t wanna give the WHOLE lore, if you want more let me know. It’s quite a bit and a mix of angst & happiness.

Same with a version of her that meets Destined One. It’s a different AU and one that is a bit on the angsty side but I will ALWAYS give a happy ending.

[maxdibert]

which Harry Potter characters do you think you’d get along with in real life? Not necessarily your favorites or the ones you like the most but the ones you think could actually be friends with

I've been thinking about this question for days because it's really hard for me to separate my opinion of the characters from a more personal perspective, but I think I’ve got a few answers.

I would’ve gotten along really well with Lavender and the Patil twins, especially because they have that energy of girls who love horoscopes and girly stuff. I absolutely love having people like that in my life because you can hang out, have some wine, and talk about silly things like in Sex and the City. Maybe they wouldn’t have been my best friends or part of my usual group, but they seem like fun girls you can relax with and have light-hearted conversations. We would’ve read those silly Witch Weekly quizzes together and gone to Divination class, having a blast because I’m a horoscope girl who loves talking about Mercury retrograde, and they totally give off that vibe. So, 100% match for me.

I think I would’ve gotten along well with Fleur too, because she has that vibe of a snooty French girl who seems stuck-up but is actually super sweet and caring. I love girls like that—sassy and a bit unpleasant on the surface, but with good hearts. Most of my friends are very Fleur-coded, so maybe that’s why I’m always defending her when people say Ginny had a right to be mean to her (Ginny both as a character and as a type of girl really gets on my nerves). It might’ve been tough at first because French people can be... special, but since I’ve lived in France, I know how to handle them. I’d totally be that friend telling Fleur that her future mother-in-law is a nightmare and not to care about her because she’s a queen and a goddess, and Molly Weasley can take a hike. Basically, the same advice I always give my friends: "You're too pretty to care about what others think" (I’m the best psychologist, lol).

I probably wouldn’t have been friends with Luna, but I think I’d have liked her from a distance. She’s so unapologetically herself, and I respect that a lot. I don’t think we’d have formed a deep bond, but there would’ve been mutual respect. The same goes for Cho—friendly but not close. We’d have chatted occasionally, supported each other after Cedric’s death, and shared a good rapport without becoming actual friends.

I think I would’ve liked McGonagall as a teacher. I love elegant older women who are very strict—they command my respect. I have trouble recognizing male authority figures, but women like her would’ve earned my respect easily. I would’ve admired how badass and cool she is, especially as a teenager.

If it weren’t for her being a classist and supremacist, I probably would’ve thought Narcissa Malfoy was a MILF icon. Like, “If I ever become a mom, I want to be that elegant and stunning at 40.” Honestly, even with her awful personality, I’d probably still think that. Something about elegant middle-aged women really resonates with me—I hope I have that kind of presence and poise when I hit my 40s.

I’m realizing I’m only talking about women, but I’m a girl’s girl, and men generally give me mental gangrene—especially straight men. Canonically, 99% of the men in the series are straight and unpleasant in very masculine, off-putting ways. I’d like to say I’d have been friends with Severus, but let’s be real—he would’ve been more of a sexual attraction than anything else. It’s basic and cliché, but he’s 100% my type. Even as a teacher, I would’ve found his grumpiness entertaining. So he doesn’t count here because I’m talking about potential friendships, not crushes. If we're talking crushes, though, my therapist knows that unstable men with severe emotional issues are exactly my type.

As for other guys... maybe Harry, but not as a close friend—more like a friendly acquaintance. He wouldn’t have annoyed me, but we wouldn’t have had much in common. His life revolved around Quidditch, and I would’ve found that painfully boring. I would’ve hated Quidditch culture and thought people obsessed with it were basic and mentally stunted. But personality-wise, he would’ve been fine—a decent guy, just a bit dense at times but generally good-hearted.

And Sirius... if he hadn’t been a bully and a spoiled rich kid playing progressive, he probably would’ve been a fun party friend. Not someone for a deep friendship (those can exist in platonic relationships too), but definitely the guy you call when you want to go out and have a wild night but no one else is available. He seems like the type you’d hang out with and say, “Let’s go home early tonight,” only to wake up 200 kilometers away at a rave with no idea how you got there. But that’s assuming he wasn’t a bully, because if I’d seen him being awful, I wouldn’t have wanted to be within 10 kilometers of him.

[sunny-marl]

Mowdown headcanons!!!! as requested :•3 ( @shakusame )

(using she/her for the girlie.)

please do not. mind. that a portion of these hcs are basically me projecting some of my life experiences onto her. :autism eyes:

hope you like them tehehehe

starts with • <- "main" headcanon, not really linked to other with •

starts with "-" or "--" <- "sub" headcanons of main headcanon

• i really see her living with a single parent(unsure about mother Or father. might end up making them NB and that's it) for some reason?

- she isn't sad about it though, she knows it's for the best, and since it's been that way since she was like a baby it doesn't affect her that much

-- she also has a baby (half-)brother 🥰 he's a little menace, and tries to get away with punishment doing cute faces (it does work with everybody But Mowdown and their parent)

• she wants to change her birthname, to one that isn't similar to Philip.(Maybe. Amelia.) she still calls herself her birthname because. well, it's not really an open thing about her being A Girl, and she gets afraid of saying any feminine name and that end up in the ears of her parent.

- she knows there's possiblity of her parent accepting her, but she's also Too Scared of the possibility that they Won't.

• while she does get some dysphoria from times to times, she is pretty okay with her looks as of now. she doesn't really feel the necessity of changing stuff like her style to be more fem looking, but that doesn't mean she doesn't want to try a thing or too.

-- she finds makeup really interesting, and tried to use nail polish on her claws once(it didn't really work and she just gave up on applying it 😔)

• she goes to the gym regularly! and whenever she's in a real bad mood she tends to spend much more time doing exercises to get the energy out.

- she doesn't like skipping leg day☝️

-- she also know how to play drums!! 😁

• Mowdown LOVES horror films!! she really gets into the story and it doesn't really affect her (in contrast of most of the detention gang 💀)

- she specially likes the criminal "trope" of cannibals. she just finds it really interesting how they're get different mentalities but there's also many points in common with one another.

• her favorite aes ever is Gurokawa!!! She also likes Yami Kawaii and a bit of Dokukawa 💖 she has many posters in her bedroom with those elements, and in some of her clothes too :autism eyes:

- she has a collection of tiny plushies!! some she customizes to look a little creepy(-ier).

-- for her gifts with some sort of meaning really outstands any price or size... if you give her a slightly cracked heart-shaped rock because it made you think of her shirt, she'll be Extremely Happy. even if many times she tries to hide her excitement.

• she LOVES hugs. Big Bear Hugger. and she also really likes to squeeze who she's hugging(it just feels more right!). many decline her hugs because of it though, since she may squeeze too tight sometimes 🥺

• she has a plain body pillow she sleeps with. it's pretty old, and she doesn't really like sleeping without it.

- she used to sleep in the same bed as her parent as a little kid, and she liked to cuddle them sometimes (fr i'd love if people really normalized cuddling with family/friends... it's not that deep)

• she has no idea of how to label herself in terms of Liking People, and she didn't have that many crushes overall.

- But. she did have a "small" crush on Scythe once... before her Romantic Feelings faded, it was around when Scythe and Rotten started to "have a thing"(and later date). she tried to play it cool and keep a straight face whenever they were around, but she soaked her pillow with tears because of it at least Once 💔.

i THINK that's most of them!! :•) hope it's understandable.

[nine-frogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Heartstopper s2 ep7

tara is a swiftie confirmed and she's a folklore girlie !!! immaculate taste, folklore is my favorite too

nick really has a lot of photos of charlie on his camara roll, cute

ELLE GOT INTO LAMBERT SCHOOL SO HAPPY FOR HER

and she gets to have her application piece featured in an exhibition?? she's so cool and talented fr

TAO DANCING !! WE GET MORE TAO DANCING IN THIS SEASON !!!

and him telling his mom about him and elle eeeee !! his mom is so supportive and so happy for them it's so cute !! she's the biggest tao and elle shipper out there

and when tao picks his mom up in a hug?? adorable

CHARLIE AND TORI PLAYING MARIO KART !! THE SPRING SIBLINGS TRADITION

damn isaac being alone behind all of his friends as couples :')

also am i imagining it or did he look like he was rolling his eyes when darcy made the comment about kissing?

people watching by conan gray is playing in the background !! i love that song. this really is The Best soundtrack

SHUT UP BEN

aaw everyone gathering up money to help darcy afford the suit is so cute

LOVELESS IS IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE ISAAC IS SHARING HIS AROACE FEELINGS

"i think there might be something wrong with me" NO NO THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU, I PROMISE

"there's nothing wrong with you" YES CORRECT

i have no words to describe how important and special it is to see this kind of authentic representation of aromantic and asexual experiences on a mainstream show. it may be only a subplot but it's so so important bc there is nothing like this is in mainstream yet. and this is so real and authentic and it has the power to help so many people!

"you probably just haven't found the right person yet" NOOO JAMES WRONG ANSWER!! WRONG ANSWER 😭 (ik he means well but that's so not what he should say in this situation)

props for them for communicating tho

ELLE LOOKS SO PRETTY SHE LOOKS LIKE A PRINCESS

MORE CONAN GRAY!! AAHH IT'S "CRUSH CULTURE" PLAYING WHILE ISAAC IS HAVING HIS AROACE REALIZATION/ACCEPTANCE MOMENT THIS IS SO PERFECT

"being in a world where romance and sex are prized above everything else when you don't feel those forms of attraction. growing up feeling like something about you is different but you don't have the words to describe what that is. but then, freedom. the euphoria of freeing yourself from those pressures and expectations" AAAH THIS IS SO PERFECT AND SPECIAL AND MEANINGFUL AND REAL

you can trust i will be making a post only about isaac's aroace journey and this speech later bc i have Thoughts™

grrrrrr i don't like darcy's mom at all

ok but wtf is going on between sahar and imogen???

aaw elle's piece is elle, tao, charlie and isaac at the truham art room 🥹

elle and tao 🥺 <3

IS BEN ACTUALLY GOING TO APOLOGIZE??

well ig he did apologize but that wasn't great. he's definitely still an asshole

YES CHARLIE TELL HIM

"i didn't realize you had all the control. when i eventually did realize i thought "this must be what i deserve." [...] and now when anything good happens in my life, there's a little voice in the back of my mind telling me i'm worthless and i don't deserve it" charlie didn't deserve any of this :(

"i'm glad you realized what you did was wrong but you don't get to ambush me into forgiving you. sorry doesn't make up for everything you did to me" YEAH EXACTLY

the rainbow wave (representing queer self-acceptance i assume) almost reaching ben but him running away before it touches him---

THEY INCLUDED CHARLIE CALLING NICK MATE PAL BRO LMAOO

david stop being an absolute jerk for once in your life challenge

"don't you dare" YES TORI

"if you don't care then i don't care either" i feel so bad for nick :( but i'm proud of him for telling his father off, he deserves it

YES TELL DAVID OFF TOO

"he's not a very good dad, is he?" NO HE ABSOLUTELY ISN'T

"you're a pathetic little man" YES BEST SCENE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH JOY IT BRINGS ME TO SEE TORI RIP DAVID TO PIECES LIKE THAT

charlie's eating disorder plot is starting yall 😭

DARCY'S MOM IS THE WORST GOD I HATE HER ALREADY

i feel so bad for darcy :(

this ended really sad :(

[good-beans]

Ok, without any personal spoilers, Ochako and All Might for the character breakdown!

Lmao it turns out I had a lot to say on them so I put it under the cut :) Thank you for the ask!!

How I feel about this character: I love her so much!! I wish I posted more about her, but she has such a special place in my heart. Her very first scene gave me a wonderful first impression because she started out helping Midoriya, but she was still pretty awkward. Give me a character who's incredibly sweet and helpful but not the most charismatic and I'm in lol! Even though I knew they were setting up for love interest-ing, she was always her own person first -- yeah people talk shit about feminine characters needing to be “tough” to make them cool, but even before she showed her kickass side, she was beloved by being the sweet, pink, girly friend. Little by little I’ve seen my high school self in her, and so her moments of strength and optimism always hit a bit different. On a silly note, I'm also sappy that we look similar: I had like 6 family members see the art of her on my phone case and go "aw is that you?" 

-All the people I ship romantically with this character: My favorite ship for her is definitely with Iida! It's already clear what good friends they are, they'd make a really sweet pair ;-; They'd compliment each other in many ways, which I'm always a sucker for. I am not immune to the art with her and Asui -- I can see that being such a cute relationship. And I'm honestly not against her ending up with Midoriya (which is likely what will happen lol)! I mean, he definitely has a Lot going on between him and several of the boys asdfgbh but I think the two of them are real good for each other.

-My non-romantic OTP for this character: Todoroki :D I've seen so much content of them as the best of friends and it never fails to hit me right in the heart.

-My unpopular opinion about this character: I'll be honest, I don't know the typical fandom takes on her, so idk where this would fall? I think her parallels with Toga are amazing and I genuinely hope they can be on good terms in the end. The parallel gets a weird vibe because their similarities started with "had a crush on a boy," but I believe they're similar in a lot more ways, and it would be really beautiful to see them connecting and growing because of those...

-One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I haven't seen the really new stuff so maybe they do bring it up, but I always wanted more about her reason for becoming a hero! I think her original reason – making money for her family – was extremely noble, but I wonder if she ever questions it as the situations get more dire (aka, "why am I doing something this dangerous if I'm doing all this for my family? I can't help them if I'm dead...) Or have her motivations changed after being with 1A this long? When exactly did she notice they changed? 

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-How I feel about this character: adfghh I fucking love this dude! I was so suspicious of him season one, but he's such a cool and unique character -- and just a funny guy 😂 He starts off larger than life (both in canon and to the audience) and little by little becomes such a real and normal man who’s trying his best in that world. He’s so aware of this character he’s playing, but not crushed by the burden because he’s the one that did it on purpose (unlike most hero stories where they’re forced into the savior role), and yet he is sorta crushed by it as time goes on! He loves the Symbol and can’t escape but doesn’t want to escape and that’s so cool.

-All the people I ship romantically with this character: I could never get into any of the ships with him, unfortunately. I don't know exactly what it is, but I can never see him dating, much less settling down with the way he is.

-My non-romantic OTP for this character: I really like him and Aizawa! They have a fun contrast of introvert/extrovert, public symbol/hates the spotlight, doing this for years/never taught a class before now – but they have so many similarities that bring them together in the end. They both live such crazy lives, it’s so nice to see them as reliable teacher friends ;-; I don't think you've gotten to it yet, but they have a beautiful moment talking about motivation to live that solidified their relationship for me.

-My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t see him as Midoriya's dad 😅 I see so many things ranging from making him a dad figure to literally shipping him with Inko to make him part of the family. It's sweet, but I just feel like he fulfills a different relationship/role model to Midoriya than a parent. Midoriya is such a crazy fan, it’d be weird and unhelpful for his all-time inspiration in that way to become a father figure, idk

-One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I just would have liked to see more of young Toshinori, or him with his mentor more. I'm so curious about the quirkless child that thought up the very idea of becoming The Symbol!

[cu1tofdionysus]

RAWRing 20's-- Inside Bella Di Pietro's bridal debut

If you are under 25, and into DePop style bundles, Sofia Coppola, coquettish gothic maximalism– AKA a lot of people–you know the designer, Izzy Di Pietro. I’ve been following her since high school, along for the ride, viewing the designer’s Instagram stories. She was a cool girl online for girls who preferred Monster High over Bratz. At that time, Di Pietro was dropping out of FIT as a sophomore and selling one of a kind reworks on Depop under the name Izzy’s world. A corset went viral on fashion Twitter. She dressed the dancers in rapper Lil Uzi Vert’s “Demon High” music video. This year,  Di Pietro is solidifying herself- revamping, from viral Izzy’s World to Bella Di Pietro, doing special occasions, prom dresses and “other stuff.”

Ushers bustle around, attendees rush to their seats. There are none left unoccupied but there are lots of veils, opera gloves, Demonias, and graphic eyeliner. We are at Tribeca Synagogue because this is Bella Di Pietro’s sold-out debut bridal show, and the designer is Jewish. The aisles are draped in red, white, pink and black: crushed velvet, tulle, lace, silk. There are models sitting on stage, their identity shrouded in veils. They don’t move or do anything during the show, just sit. The collection's theme is unclear– goth, girly, bridal. Di Pietro is an “intuitive designer,” which means no pre-production, no mood boards or themes, and leaves me to wonder what that means for the cohesion and storytelling capabilities of future collections. On the flip side, because this is Di Pietro’s platform, the audience she built, her following, her customers, she can do whatever she wants. Many members of the audience look way too young to be engaged, but are interested in the designs because she designed them. 

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Di Pietro's “M.I.L.F. flower girl”, a mom-aged model throwing petals from a woven basket as she walks down the aisle, opens the show in a cleavage-baring, champagne, floor-length slip. All of the garments live in the realm of pink, white, red and black, too. Like all of Di Pietro’s designs, the pieces are one of a kind, mostly vintage that’s been sourced and upcycled. There’s a couple, both women, one dresses as a (un) traditional bride in white, the other wears a groom-like suit reconception– white knee stockings, black hot pants, an oversized black blazer with a comically large white bow. The gem of the collection is an altered 1920’s medical corset, layered over a David’s Bridal gown, paired with blood red Pleasers. Off the shoulder, like Sleeping Beauty. A large red rosebud has been sewn onto the bodice. Crimson crystals drip down the waistline as if the bride’s heart had been ripped from her ribcage.

Some pieces feel more like reimaginations than original designs. Where is the line between redesign and original design? There is a pink ball gown number strutting the catwalk that has been embellished with strings of silver beads, pearls, and white flowers that look like they might fall out after some dancing. Many of the looks are elegant, beautiful, and unique. Some are gaudy, unstyled, and untailored, as if the show had been slung together in a fury. Because Di Pietro is a one woman show, it probably was. 

Di Pietro has her finger on the pulse. Her designs appeal to the future of brides easily by being accessible for all bodies, sustainable, and trendy. There's an element of drama and performance that I foresee being a very big bridal trend in the years to come. Big name, oldhead designers can't get into new trends, like coquette, the same way twenty-something- year old Di Pietro can. 

A lot of the models are personal friends of the designer, but the rest are Tik Tok models. One wore a strappy mismatched red thong under the sheer fabric of her skirt. For designs as grand as Di Pietro’s, you need a professional model to wear the clothes, not the other way around. I recognize one of the models as someone who trashed my friend's apartment whilst apartment sitting, stole my wedges and butterfly top out of said apartment, gave my friend’s friend chlamydia, and then tried to steal my friend's cat. That’s showbiz, baby! 

Overall, the debut was a success. Wouldn't bank on Di Pietro’s acclaim faltering anytime soon. She just released her newly annual springtime prom dress drop– dresses range from $450– 1000 and are almost gone.

[fuglyjeans]

1-35 faggot

Yay ❤️thanks fag ❤️

1. are you beating the uhaul allegations?

I moved across the country to live with my gf after 2 years long distance. So, kinda? We only visited each other I think 6 times before the move. Idk if that's fast or not

2. Do you identify as butch, femme, masc, and/or gnc?

I've been considering the label femme. I find a lot of joy through playing with makeup and fashion, and my style is very girly.

3. How did you realize you were Sapphic?

When I was a teen I always in the back of my head kind of thought yeah I'd do a girl. But that's cause of my sin nature! Then during college I fell in love with my best friend(thats u 42069gay), lost my faith... then tried to date some men but every interaction made me want to rip my eyeballs out. I started to ID as a lesbian after a date with this guy that went really well, but I just felt so uncomfortable thinking about becoming his girlfriend. We hugged goodbye and I felt so scared of the idea of him kissing me. I cried all the way home on the train... and that's when I knew in my bones. i was lesbo

4. Who is/was your most intense Sapphic crush?

My gf! :3

5. Do you consider yourself a dyke?

Umm ig that depends how you mean it, I'm not sure if that's a label I'm allowed to use tbh. I'm a lesbian. I'm not masc, but I rise and put my right hand over my heart when anyone mentions dykes supporting fags.

6. Are you good at picking up when people are flirting with you, or do you tend to be more oblivious?

I can definitely tell, but my anxiety causes me to second-guess it.

7. Have you ever crushed on a straight girl?

There was this girl I went to church with during my college years, who started making out with me whenever we got drunk. (That shit kind of hurt 😕)

8. What's your relationship status? Are you happy about it?

I'm in a long-term relationship 💕 Our 4 year anniversary is next week, and I'm very happy.

9. Do you have a "type"? If so, what is it?

I've always been most attracted to women who are very feminine, but have some kind of odd or punk edge. women with bangs energy I guess. Brittany Murphy, Bjork, Lady Gaga, SZA, Kathleen Hanna. etc

10. Did you do anything gay as a kid that makes sense when you look back on your childhood?

There was this time in middle school when I was sleeping over at my friend's house. we were lying side-by-side in her bed, tracing circles on each other's backs and I got super turned on. She kind of prepositioned me in a joking way and I flipped out, but for years afterwards I wished I had reacted differently and fantasized about how that night could have gone. I have no idea how I didn't realize this was very gay

11. What are some good Sapphic songs/music artists?

Chappell Roan is my fave. Bikini Kill, Lady Gaga and Hayley Kiyoko r also very special to me. Also check out suspected lesbian Connie Converse she's so cool. Here's 3 random wlw songs I love too: -> Kissing Lessons by Lucy Dacus -> Don't Try Suicide by Team Dresch -> Pynk by Janelle Monae

12. Good Sapphic books/poems/authors?

I'm the worst for this bc I don't read enough :( but: -> The Color Purple by Alice Walker ->The Well of Loneliness by Radclyffe Hall ->My Lesbian Experience With Loneliness by Kabi Nagata

13. Good Sapphic movies/shows?

-> Revolutionary Girl Utena -> Portrait of a Lady On Fire -> But I'm a Cheerleader -> Heavenly Creatures -> Jennifer's Body -> Steven Universe sorryyy

14. List five things you look for in a partner or five things you love about your current partner.

1. Her honesty. Our biggest strength is communication 2. Her creativity and excellent taste in all kinds of art. She reminds me not to worry about the things I can't control!! Which I really need. Repeatedly 3. She doesn't believe in cringe; she's the most non-judgemental person I know. 4. When we get delusional and insane over the same character 🫶💕

15. Are you the gay cousin?

Yes lmao and the gay sister and the gay aunt.

16. Do you consider being Sapphic a big part of your identity?

Yes very much so!

17. How many people have you dated? Talk about them if you want!

Like 2. I have really bad social anxiety and was a totally weird late bloomer. I went on a few different dates but only *dated* one person before I met my s/o. It was super awkward, she was sweet but we were both very inexperienced and shy and I guess there just wasn't enough chemistry. we kind of hung out for 6 months, never kissed or made anything official, then I moved out of state and we ghosted each other... v awkward time but I do have some fun memories

18. Thoughts on e-dating or long distance? Have you ever done it? How did it go?

I totally support it. I think anonymity is what some of us need to allow ourselves to be vulnerable... I met my partner on tumblr, it was the only place I felt safe being my whole cringey self at the time. I always used to think it was weird to date someone you've never met, but once I found her I said what the hell, I have nothing to lose. Luckily it went well!! It's unconventional, but so is everything about my life.

19. describe your fashion sense. do you "dress gayly"?

I would say no, most people assume I'm straight. I have a somewhat basic wardrobe... My fashion sense is much campier and more colorful than my wallet allows.

20. do you consider yourself to be a good kisser?

I have no idea. I try my best

21. are you generally "out" to people?

Most of the time I try to be. I'm not out at work, because the vibe there is rather conservative (like, Bible tracts on the wall) so I don't feel safe just telling anyone.

22. how do you feel about valentine's day?

I like it a lot more, now that I'm no longer an adult virgin :)

23. do you like being referred to with masculine adjectives, feminine adjectives, both, or neither?

She/her I'm very cis

24. thoughts on marriage?

I like the idea of having a ceremony, but I don't know if I'd want to be legally married. I would need to read up on the ramifications of that a bit more.

25. have you ever gone to a pride parade?

yes! I marched in my hometown once, and I went to Boston Pride in 2019. I haven't been to any since but I mean to

26. do you read yuri manga?

nope

27. do you fit any sapphic stereotypes / other stereotypes related to your identity?

I have short fingernails and too many cats

28. what's a canon sapphic ship you enjoy?

Petra Solano x Jane Ramos, from Jane The Virgin. It wasn't the best written imo, BUT I'm just a huge Petra fan, and I was so happy to see her find gay love.

29. how about a non-canon sapphic ship?

Hinata Hyuga x Sakura Haruno from Naruto. I will die on this hill. They would be so soft and encouraging for each other. I used to be so fucking invested in this, it was all I would ever draw in my sketchbooks

30. who's your favorite sapphic character?

Anthy Himemiya. She's just. a kaleidoscope of trauma and love and bitterness. also, this isn't canon but I truly truly see Bev Keane from Midnight Mass as a lesbian. She just reminds me too much of myself when I was younger and I feel for her and I love her lots

31. LEAST favorite sapphic character?

Molly Bolt from Rubyfruit Jungle. I guess she's not that bad, but I just fucking hated this book

32. tell a funny story about something really gay you've done.

convinced myself I was in a queerplatonic relationship so that I wouldn't have to confront the fact I wasn't straight

33. do you get crushes/fall in love easily?

not really, I've only had a small handful of those experiences

34. who's a sapphic person you look up to? they can be someone in your life, a historical figure, a celebrity, etc!

Lady Gaga. She's so smart and so weird and so HERSELF. even when I disagree with something she does/says, I appreciate her sincerity and her gumption.

35. if you could tell your younger sapphic self anything, what would it be?

Girl you are allowed to trust your gut. Your feelings are holy, don't hold yourself hostage. If there is a God, and if he really is loving, he wouldn't want that for you.

[charmingsaturday]

okay so I could go on and on about this but I will try and keep it as short as i can and explain how I relate to it. I love it for the reason that it is super specific to taylor's experiences of course, and the details she gives of her journey of life and career, but I also love it because the ways I am able to personally relate to it as well.

The first verse opens with feeling like you have to try much harder than those around you to be normal or cool, something that seemingly comes naturally to those around you. the unrequited crushes, the lack of friends at the lunch table, turning out empty pockets of currency of cool, etc. loneliness to its core, not feeling understood, etc. the 'nobody wanted to play with me as a little kid' of it all. Wanting something to change, wanting something to be special, wanting yourself to be changed or to be special.

which brings me to the "I didn't choose this town, I dream of getting out" line in the next verse which might be one of the more broadly relatable lines from this song. Biding your time year after year (sprinkler splashes to fireplace ashes) and maybe the change doesn't come and you actually have to go and make it happen yourself.

the realization that Oh god, I'm doing this on my own, no one relates to me or at least it feels that way. I'm on my own and I always have been, what do I do now? Very relatable to me in particular as an anxious girlie/prior gifted kid in school/first generation college student who moved across the country for college etc. I find that the song is most relatable to those with a difficult complicated family dynamics and little to no support system.

I think the part that fans find the most relatable and uplifting is the end of the bridge where she says "everything you lose is a step you take," Which probably hit me in particular so hard when midnights came out because my dad had passed away the week before release, but the line also makes me think of loss of friendships/opportunities, and anything that you can lose. It's hopeful while also being realistic. It doesn't say that everything you lose makes you stronger, and to me I think it was a much more hopeful thing to hear that after loss, sure there is sadness, but it is change and change is inevitable so lets roll with the punches, make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it. From one anxious girlie to another, she says "you've got no reason to be afraid." You can't let anxiety rule your life forever!

You're on your own, and that's scary! You're on your own but you can face this! You're on your own, now, sure, but also... you always have been and you're still here so it can't all be that bad, right? right??

breaking my silence in that i simply do not get you're on your own kid like all of y'all seem to

[gemini526sdumptruck]

Pac-Personalities (+ some other factoids)

I had talked about some of my personalities for the characters before on my DA, but I really wanted to share them here too, especially since I had tweaked them a little bit since the last time.

Also for images I'm just gonna reuse the most recent digital pictures I've made of the characters because lazy lol.

The Pac Worlders:

Pac (Pac-Man): Pac is a very cheerful and extroverted kind of guy. He’s also got a tendency to come off as snarky and smug, especially when he’s confronting an opponent. He’s very well known for having a huge appetite, and at times can get a bit greedy for food. Pac is not only very determined to stop Betrayus’ attacks on Pac City, but also to find out the whereabouts of his parents. He tends to get a bit caught up in these things, and sometimes leaves his friends behind in his pursuits, but he really cares about them. At first, Pac’s pretty afraid of ghosts due to not really encountering many in his lifetime. So when he meets the Ghost Gang, you can only imagine how freaked out he was. After befriending them though, his fear of ghosts settled down. Pac has a bit of a frenemies relationship with Blinky, and they often fight over how they want things to be done, though the anger is mostly on Blinky’s side (Also in this universe he isn't the last of his kind, in fact yellow pac people are quite common, it's just that he comes from some special bloodline. Like I think I had planned that his dad was the OG Pac-Man).

Cylindria: Cyli is a friendly and pretty smart person. She’s also seen as like this super cool girl, mainly due to her looks and how she does things. Like how she’s as fast as lightning on skates, or how she can control a hoverboard with ease. Getting along with Cyli is usually pretty easy, but she does have slight trust issues with people she doesn’t know. In fact, she used to be very skeptical of the Ghost Gang when they first met, but similarly to Pac, grew to trust them. She’s particularly pretty close with Inky (and Pinky too to an extent).

Spiral: Spiral is Pac’s best friend, and ever since they met he’s always stood by his side. He’s an upbeat and active kind of guy, finding the most enjoyment in sports. Spiral has a natural ability to spin around super fast as an attacking method (so basically like a Beyblade lol), even being able to hover if he goes fast enough. Spiral is loyal to all his friends, from supporting them all the way to standing up for them against bullies and evil monsters. Spiral’s also made pretty good pals with Clyde, who often expresses great interest in playing games with Spiral.

The Ghost Gang:

Blinky: Blinky is the self-proclaimed leader (and also the oldest) of the Ghost Gang (which he also named). He’s rough, tough, unruly, and a huge hothead. He’s quite the prickly ghost, but many think that he has a soft spot somewhere. He’s the older brother of Clyde, and even though he doesn’t always publicly show it, Blinky loves him to bits. Blinky is also very stubborn and never likes to admit defeat, and so even when he’s very clearly losing in something, he keeps trying to come out on top. Before the Ghost Gang became full on allies with Pac and his friends, Blinky used to be very antagonistic towards them. At the time, he still saw them as enemies. When the Ghost Gang did team up with them, Blinky still had a bit of a grudge against them, but over time he grew to like them. Blinky is a fire ghost, meaning he has fire powers and can swim in lava (He also has a nickname for Pac, “Munchy”).

Pinky: Pinky is the youngest member of the Ghost Gang. She’s girly and bubbly on the surface, but she’s more than just cute. Pinky has one heck of an attitude, and is a very headstrong kind of ghost, even being a little pushy at times. If she’s provoked in any way, she’ll be quick to fight back, no matter who or what it was that set her off (friends are usually an exception). Pinky has a not-so-subtle crush on Pac, and often tries to impress him every chance she gets. Pinky is a speedy ghost, giving her the power to go super fast. She also leaves a bright pink trail when she moves fast (kinda like the Powerpuff Girls).

Inky: Inky is the second oldest and also the “second in command” in the Ghost Gang. Inky’s very shy around new people, and when meeting new folks, he tends to be quiet. When you get to know him a little better though, he becomes more comfortable talking, and is actually a pretty friendly guy. He’s Blinky’s right hand man, always being there for him and the others when they need him most. Don’t let his bashfulness fool you though, because he’s much braver and smarter than he looks. Similarly to Blinky, Inky was also a little hesitant to get to know Pac and the others, though he wasn’t near as aggressive about it as Blinky. Inky is a goopy ghost, meaning he can attack, make things, and even clone himself with goop, or in his case, ink. Water and he don’t mix though, he melts in that stuff (And yes he’s wearing eyeliner. Yes he made it droopy like that on purpose. No I don’t know whether he’s an emo or a goth lol).

Clyde: Clyde is well…Clyde! He’s calm and carefree, and he has a huge heart. He’s the younger brother of Blinky, but the middle child in his family. Clyde cares a lot for his friends and family, especially Blinky. He also seems to tolerate Blinky’s angry outbursts more that some others, and sometimes gives Blinky a big hug to try and make him feel better. Clyde isn’t exactly known for being the smartest of the gang, however. He’s not completely stupid, but he does have a lot of dumbo moments. He’s also very easily distracted, and somewhat of a coward. Clyde is a bubbly ghost, meaning he can create fizzy bubbles from his trail and his hands. He can also create large durable bubbles to trap things in.

I also like to imagine that sometimes the Ghost Gang have little group huddles when they're about to do something big, and then at the end they do the thing where they put their hands in the middle and then raise them up. Like Blinky says "1", Pinky "2", Inky "3", and Clyde usually says "4" but also says something random. And then they all just go "Ghost Gang!" or something lol

I might get around to doing some additional characters some other time, but these are the personalities I had for the main characters of my little Pac-universe!

Feel free to ask anything about this if you want

[shesmyscar]

i wanna get sappy here for a hot second so don’t mind me lolol

i don’t talk about it too much here, mainly because tumblr surprisingly doesn’t have a lot to interact with, but i am SUCH a huge fan of tessa violet. like so much so that girlie literally was one of the things that helped pull me put of the depressive episode i was in during 2020 right after a rough breakup and general pandemic. i had been into her stuff when she was meekakitty (fell off a bit as i grew out of the content) and rediscovered her in 2019 and fell in love with her music. jump to the past two years where she follows me on twitter and is aware of my existence thus making saturday one of the best nights of my life…ever. tessa straight up recognized me by my face when she walked into the VIP meet and greet area. she saw me and pointed at me and called me by name. she then went on to say how excited she was to meet everyone and then pointed at me and said “i’m especially excited to meet emiie” and i felt so amazed that she even recognized who i was since i didn’t expect it. when it was my turn to get my photo with her she gave me so many hugs (she lives up the “she looks like she gives good hugs” vibe btw) and talked about how exciting it was to finally see each other irl after online interactions/an online m&g we had last year. i gave her the shirt i made for her (it had “future milf” on it since it’s a running bit) and she looked so happy when i gave it to her 🥺 i forgot to tell her i had made it along with showing the tiny terror hoodie i made/was wearing but i was still trying to process that she knew me and called me out. but when my friend and i went back for a group photo i had forgotten i wanted to give her a kitchen song paper heart (i wasn’t sure if she was collecting them from each city but wanted to make sure she had one) and a photocard of her i had made and I was so grateful my friend and i were able to go back up. but when i handed her the heart and photocard she looked at it and i s2g with the sweetest look on her face, looked into my eyes, and said “emiie, you always make me feel so cool” 🥺😭🤧 i was beaming on the inside from just how happy that made me feel because i kept thinking “nonono ydek how cool you’re making ME feel rn” and during the show i had so much eye contact with her and smiles thrown at me (i did however almost get taken out by her mic when it fel from the micstand) and during crush she held out the microphone for me to sing into and god…it was such a good night 😭😭😭

i don’t think i can even express enough how much her music and just who tessa is as a person helped me SO MUCH at such a rough point in my life mentally and has helped me with my own self confidence/self worth. it’s a combo of just seeing her be really cool, so genuine to who she is as a person, and so willing to engage with being okay acting playful/goofy that rubbed off on me because i saw so much of myself there, who i want to be during this lifetime, and who i am at my core before i had the worst depressive episode of my life and had been working on accepting myself prior to that and post-2020 depressive episode. it also helps when you have a song like yes mom to blast that makes you inadvertently say positive affirmations about yourself LOL

i know tessa will probably never see this (unless she does then…hi lolol) but i just wanted to share how much i just adore/look up to her and how i felt so special and loved the entire night from such simple things she did 🥺💖 here’s to hoping the future milf shirt made it to her after she forgot it on stage and that she wears it during the next livestream i can attend lolol

also signing off with my meet and greet photo because i just love how genuinely happy both her and i look in this photo 🥺💖

[quickspinner]

Neighborly

I had a bad case of writers block and rabbit brain trying to work on my wips yesterday, so I went and dug through my prompt lists, sat down with the sprint timer, and scrawled out this little bit of nonsense. I'm not sure about the final result but it broke the block, and I figured I might as well share it, so I hope you enjoy!

AO3

Rating: T

Marinette's been crushing on her cute neighbor for weeks, but she's never gotten the courage to speak more than a few flustered words to him. Now it might be too late--he's at her door begging for the use of her shower to get ready for his big date.

Marinette stared at the man standing at her door. 

“I’m sorry?” she said faintly, and the man smiled at her. That didn’t help the situation at all, as it made her knees wobbly. 

“Weird ask, I know,” he said, ruffling a hand through his blue-tinted hair. “It’s just that I’m supposed to have a date tonight and my shower’s been out for two days. Maintenance has quit answering my calls and I’m getting desperate. I really like this girl and I don’t want to give the wrong impression.” 

“Oh,” Marinette said, voice still weak, and then she plastered a plastic smile on her face. “O-of course you can! What are neighbors for, right? Um—” 

“Luka,” he supplied, still smiling. Marinette already knew that, of course. She knew an embarrassing amount of information about this man, considering they had only spoken in passing. The first time, he’d caught her when her shoe had broken in the hallway, and she’d pitched straight into him somehow managing to stop her fall and haul her back upright against him with only one strong arm. He hadn’t even lost the groceries he’d been carrying in the other. He’d smiled at her and told her to be careful with that soft velvet voice and she’d looked up into blue eyes that seemed far too gentle for his handsome, angular face and— 

Marinette suddenly realized it was her turn to talk and that she was taking too long. “Um M-Marinette, I’m. I’m Marinette,” she stammered.  

“Nice to finally officially meet you Marinette,” Luka said easily, as if she wasn’t the most awkward person he’d ever spoken to, as if she hadn’t run away from him after a few awkward words every time they’d bumped into each other—literally or otherwise. “If it’s okay with you, I’ll pop back over and grab my things, and be back in a few minutes?”

“Oh, um. Y-yeah, yeah, of course,” she babbled, and he turned away, raising a hand slightly. 

“Great, I’ll be back in a few then.” 

Marinette shut the door numbly, and then walked over to her couch and buried her face in a pillow. She screamed, kicking her feet, and then tossed the pillow away, moaning as she dragged her hands down her face. 

It wasn’t enough that the super hot musician with gorgeous shoulders and dreamy eyes was coming over to use her shower. He had to need her shower because he had a date . Marinette wanted to be his date! She’d been half-stalking him trying to work up the courage—well. Not really stalking him, just...observing. She just noticed things, that was all, like how he had a smile and a question for everybody, the way he fed the stray cats that lived behind the building, and always held open doors no matter who was behind him, and how hard his chest was beneath the baggy layers he wore, and—oh, that chest was going to be in her bathroom and—her bathroom! 

Marinette’s eyes flew wide and she nearly tripped over her own feet, flinging herself off the couch, running to the bathroom to grab anything too girly or potentially embarrassing and shove it under the sink. Fortunately her bathroom wasn’t dirty (she wasn’t an animal after all), just cluttered, and she frantically grabbed the underthings she’d draped over the shower rod to dry and ran them to her room, shoving them frantically under her pillow before going back to make absolutely sure she hadn’t missed any or left anything embarrassing. She put a clean towel on the rack and threw the dirty one over her arm and triple-checked to make sure there was no hair in the shower drain. She heard the knock on the door and jerked up, banging her head on the faucet of the tub. She yelped, dizzy with the pain for a moment. 

“Marinette?” Luka called, as she tried to extract herself from the bathtub with one hand clutched to her scalp. She couldn’t help the whimper that escaped her; that hurt. 

“Are you all right?” Luka asked, and Marinette whirled around wide-eyed to find him standing in the bathroom doorway. “I heard you yell and I let myself in, I hope that’s okay. Did you hurt yourself? Are you bleeding?” He dropped the backpack slung over his shoulder onto the floor and came over to her, gently tugging her hand away from her head. 

“I don’t think so,” Marinette gritted. “I was just...trying to clean up a bit, and…” She gestured at the faucet and Luka winced in sympathy.

“Ouch,” he muttered as he parted her hair with gentle fingers. He was so nice, Marinette mourned. Although...he did smell like he needed that shower. She held her breath and tried not to make a face. “It looks okay,” he said, stepping back away from her. “You didn’t have to clean for me.” 

Marinette gave an embarrassed shrug. “Wouldn’t you?” she asked dryly, and blushed when Luka laughed.

“Probably,” he conceded with a grin. “Thanks. I really didn’t mean to put you to inconvenience.”

“It’s no big deal,” Marinette said, finally mustering a smile. “Besides, how could I leave you in the lurch? Big date and all. I don’t need any more bad karma on my dating life.” 

Luka’s eyebrows rose, and Marinette flushed, cursing her stupid mouth that never shut up when it should. “So I’ll, um—” she gestured behind Luka to the door, “get out of here, so you can. You know.” 

“Oh, sorry.” Luka moved out of her way, pressing himself against the sink, and Marinette squeezed past him and out of the door. “Thanks again, I really appreciate it.”

“This girl must be something special,” Marinette smiled as she backed into the small hallway. “For you to go to all this trouble instead of rescheduling.”

“She is,” Luka grinned. “She’s amazing. I think so, anyway. I don’t know her very well yet, but she’s awfully sweet and super cute.” The grin on his face turned a little goofy. “I’ve been smitten since I met her, honestly.” 

“Oh,” Marinette kept her smile in place, trying to ignore the cold feeling in her stomach. “Oh, that’s really sweet. Um, well I don’t want to make you late, so I’ll just...music! I’ll go turn on some music.” That way she wouldn’t hear the incredibly cute soon-to-be-naked boy in her bathroom. “Um, take your time, let me know if you need anything.”

Luka’s grin widened a little. “Thanks Marinette.” He shut the door, and Marinette marched herself back to the living room to scream into another pillow. 

After a few deep breaths and a lot of nervous fumbling, she got her music player running. Jagged Stone should be enough, right? Loud enough to cover—she heard the curtain rings slide across the rod. The shower started running and Luka’s deep sigh of relief. Poor guy , she thought, he must have been miserable . She put the music player on and sat for a moment, chewing her thumbnail nervously. 

After a few minutes she sat up straighter, listening. Was that—over the sound of the running water and Jagged Stone wailing through her sound system, she heard another voice. Luka was...singing? He was singing along with the song that was playing. Marinette giggled, and moved to the other end of the couch, listening. He had a nice voice, she thought wistfully. She’d seen him with a guitar on his back in the halls. She wondered if some of the music she occasionally heard through his door in the hall was music he made, rather than the radio as she’d assumed. 

She flopped on the arm of the couch and groaned. He was so cool, and she was such a disaster. She would have never been brave enough to ask to use a stranger’s shower, no matter how miserable and disgusting she was. 

Poor guy , she thought again. He must have been really desperate.

She sat up, and picked up her phone, looking at it in her hands. Maybe she could...well, it might be stupid but it couldn’t hurt to just ask, right?

Marinette dialed the building maintenance number. “Hi Pierre,” she chirped brightly when the grumpy old technician picked up the phone. “It’s Marinette in 34 B? How are you doing? 

“Miss Marinette!” The gruff tone softened. “I’m doing well, doing well. Tickets lined up like crazy, though. Everything seems to be breaking at once these days.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that,” Marinette said, putting on a tone of great sympathy. “Maybe I shouldn’t bother you then—”

“Now, now, none of that. What can I do for you?” 

“It’s not actually me,” Marinette said, “It’s my neighbor across the hall, Luka? His shower’s been out for a while now and he came over tonight to see if he could use mine—”

“What?” barked old Pierre, and Marinette grinned to herself. “That punk with the piercings? You shouldn’t be letting him traipse through your apartment Miss Marinette. Guys like that always try to take advantage.”

“Oh, I’m sure he wouldn’t do that,” Marinette said innocently. “I’m sure he wouldn’t do anything like that. I was calling to see when his shower might be fixed, but if you’re so busy, maybe I should just give him my spare key so he can—”

“No, no,” Pierre said quickly. “I’ve got his ticket right here, see, he was next on the list. His shower will be fixed tomorrow, so don’t be making any foolish offers Miss Marinette. You’re too nice for your own good, you know.” 

“Oh, it never hurts to be nice, Pierre,” Marinette giggled. “I’m planning on making some chocolate chip scones tomorrow to take to a friend, so if you do come to fix Luka’s shower, stop on by, I’ll save a few of them for you.”

“Well, I’ll stop by if I have time,” Pierre said gruffly. “Not that sweets are much to a man my age, but if you made them…” 

“Great, I hope I’ll see you!” Marinette giggled. “Thanks so much Pierre, you’re an angel.” She hung up, grinning to herself.

“I can’t believe it. You’re magic.” 

Marinette jumped half out of her skin and whirled around. Luka grinned at her sheepishly, but she hardly noticed, because while he was wearing pants—a different, more fitted pair than what he’d had on when he arrived—his torso was bare, and her fluffy pink towel hung around his shoulders, catching only most of the drips falling from his blue hair. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you, and I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop. I just wanted to ask if you had a hair dryer I can borrow. I forgot to grab mine.” 

“Oh, um, sure,” Marinette said, jumping up. “I’ll just...I’ll get it, if that’s okay.” She blushed, thinking of all the things she had shoved in the cabinet before he came. 

“Sure.” Luka moved back out of her way, and she shimmied past him into the bathroom. She blinked a moment at the amount of paraphernalia spread on her counter. She’d never thought guys used that much product, but she shook herself and bent over to dig in the cabinet, trying to block it with her body so Luka couldn’t see inside. It took some effort to find the hair dryer, which had been shoved against the back of the cabinet in her frenzied tidying, but by some miracle she extracted it without dumping all of the piled up junk onto the floor. Sighing in relief, she straightened and turned. “Got it!” 

Luka was looking at the ceiling. His darkly tanned skin was flushed from the hot shower and the line of his neck made her swallow. “Luka?” she repeated, trying not to squeak. 

His dropped his gaze back to her, and she froze under the intensity in that look for a moment. Then he blinked and smiled, softening, and Marinette felt she could move again. She offered him the hair dryer and he took it. “Thanks, Marinette,” he said. “And thanks for getting Pierre’s ass in gear. He hates me, so I figured it’d be a week at least before I could get him to come out.” 

“Oh, that.” Marinette shrugged, and grinned mischievously. “I have a lot of experience dealing with grouchy old men.” She winked, and to her mild surprise, the color in Luka’s cheeks deepened. He cleared his throat. 

“Well, thanks for making the effort, I really appreciate it.” 

“Why does he hate you?” Marinette frowned, as Luka’s words caught up to her. 

Luka nodded vaguely in the direction of the back of the building. “We got into it over me feeding the strays. He was nattering on about disease and just breeding more and blah, blah, blah.” Luka rolled his eyes. “If he’d actually listen for five minutes...anyway, I have a friend, the blond that was with me that one time, you remember? He runs a trap-and-release program for feral cats, gets them vaccinated and fixed and all that and then lets them back out into their home territory. The cats behind our building are probably as safe as your average indoor cat, in terms of disease.” 

“Oh,” Marinette gasped, awed. “That’s really cool.” 

Luka grinned. “He’s pretty passionate about it. He did all the real work, trapping and transport and all that. I just make sure they have a good meal. May I?” He gestured towards the sink, and Marinette jumped.

“Oh, of course, please. I’m sorry, I’m going to make you late with all this chattering—” Marinette babbled as she and Luka did a slightly awkward dance to let him in and her out of the bathroom. He smelled much better now, she noticed giddily as they had to squeeze together. She only barely managed not to squeal when he took her arm lightly to guide her around him. 

“By the way,” he called once she was out, and she glanced back to see him unscrewing the lid on one of the sink jars. “Do you have any suggestions for good places to eat close by?” He looked over his shoulder at her and grinned. “I’m always looking to try new things.” 

“U-um—” Finding it hard to think while staring at his bare back, Marinette turned away and tapped a finger to her lips in thought. “What kind of food do you like?”

“Anything,” Luka replied, running fingers coated in some kind of gel through his hair. “I like all kinds of things.”

“What does she like?” 

“I don’t know yet,” Luka admitted. 

Marinette considered. “Well, my favorite is this Italian place about two blocks down, but Italian is chancy on a first date. Messy, you know. She might not be comfortable.” Marinette raised her voice as Luka turned on the hair dryer. “There’s an Indian place that’s a little farther away, and there’s a really cute little patisserie right next to it, that could be romantic. Oh, and there’s a park right there, if you feel like a nighttime stroll.” She frowned. “You didn’t already figure this stuff out?”

“I’m not really a planner,” Luka laughed, his deep voice carrying easily even over the noise of the dryer. “I had some ideas, but sometimes the universe throws you an Indian place and a cute patisserie, with a moonlight stroll in the bargain.” He winked at Marinette. “It pays to keep an open mind.” 

Marinette started to smile, and then remembered she was helping him plan a date with someone else, and turned away again. “Okay, well, you’ll have to let me know how it goes,” she said quickly as she went down the hallway. Her eyes were stinging and she took a deep breath as she blinked. Stupid , she scolded herself. She didn’t even know him, because just like always she’d never found the guts to actually talk to him, besides a hello and good night! and one very rushed um, cat food was on sale and I noticed it was the brand you buy so...here! SEEYOULATERBYE! He was her neighbor and she hadn’t even asked his name before today, only seen it on the mail that had been misdelivered to her box instead of his. All she had was little stolen scraps, because she hadn’t been brave enough to ask for more.

Ugh she was such a loser, it was no wonder Luka had never even—well, he had said a word to her, actually. Words like Are you all right? and Can I help you with that? and Wow, thanks, that’s so cool of you . Because he was sweet and nice as well as good looking, and if she’d had any guts at all maybe she could have— 

“Marinette?” 

She whirled, and Luka was standing there, his bag at his feet, closing the last two buttons of a black dress shirt. “Are you all right?” he asked as he began rolling the sleeves up to bare his forearms. “I hope I didn’t make you uncomfortable.” 

“What? No, of course not.” Marinette clamped her teeth down on her tongue before she could blurt something like I have shirtless men in my home all the time . Luka was looking at her with a slightly furrowed brow.  

“I’m sorry,” he said softly. “I should have gone back to my place to finish up, I wasn’t—I mean I didn’t mean to impose or anything.” 

Marinette took a deep breath and let it out slowly, and then gave him a genuine smile. “You didn’t. Really, Luka, I wasn’t bothered. I just, um. I got emotional about something for a moment there, but it wasn’t your fault.” 

Luka nodded. “Something about bad dating karma?” he guessed, voice so gentle it made her ache. 

“More or less.” Marinette tried to smile.

“Well,” Luka sighed, finishing the second sleeve. “Honestly I haven’t been too lucky in that department myself. I was hoping tonight would change that, but...maybe...maybe it isn’t the best time after all.” 

“What?” Marinette cried, staring at him. “Why? Luka, you seemed like you liked this girl so much, and you’re all dressed up.” She stepped to him and adjusted the set of his collar without thinking. “You look so good, it’ll be great. She won’t be able to resist you. Believe me, I know it’s scary to put yourself out there, but won’t you regret it if you don’t?” I do .  

Luka caught her wrists gently. “Yeah, I really think I would.” He grinned. “Now I just need to ask her.” 

Marinette blinked up at him. “You didn’t ask her?” she asked, bewildered. “Isn’t it going to be kind of short notice?” She frowned. “You said you had a date tonight.” 

Luka dipped his head in a kinda-sorta motion. “I said I was supposed to have a date tonight,” he chuckled. “And I would have—or at least I hope so—if I’d asked you out two days ago when I planned. But then I got home from work and of course I was sweaty and gross and then my shower wouldn’t work, and I couldn’t talk to you while I was disgusting. Not when you’re always so pretty and neat and put together.” 

Marinette’s cheeks flushed. 

“And then Pierre didn’t show and he didn’t show and he didn’t show,” Luka rolled his eyes. “And if I didn’t ask you out today, I’d owe my buddy that runs the cat rescue my favorite signed Jagged Stone album. He’s been bugging me about asking you out for like a month.” He grinned. “Ever since you brought me the cat food? He could see how much I liked you and he decided then and there we were meant to be, and somehow I let him talk me into this stupid—bet or dare or whatever, that if I didn’t man up by today...well. I would’ve asked you anyway one way or another.” 

Marinette’s mouth dropped open, and she was sure her face must be on fire.

“So, now that I’m presentable,” Luka grinned slowly. “Will you go out to dinner with me tonight? I heard about this really good Indian place. Maybe afterwards we could grab dessert and take a walk in the park? I’d really like to get to know you better.” 

Marinette gasped, and then her lips pursed into a pout. Luka laughed. “You’re mean,” she told him, kicking his shin lightly.

Luka’s shoulders hunched a little, and he looked guilty. “I didn’t mean to be. I’m sorry for teasing.” He blushed. “I guess I was nerving myself up a bit, telling you how much I liked you without you knowing, but I didn’t think about how it would come across. I didn’t mean to upset you. No pressure, okay?” He slid his hands from her wrists to her hands and lowered them between them. “If you don’t want to, no hard feelings. Just, like you said. I’d regret it if I didn’t try.” 

“But—” Marinette let go of his hands as her own flew to her hair. “I’m not dressed for a date!” 

Luka chuckled. “You look gorgeous to me. But I can wait if you want to change.” 

Marinette reddened. “I—w-well, I mean...I mean I guess we could—” Luka laid a finger on her lips.

“Breathe,” he told her, clearly trying not to laugh. “You’re really cute, you know that?”  

That didn’t help her efforts to calm down, but she did manage to breathe, despite the very distracting slide of his finger as it left her lips. “Fine,” she said finally. “But you better be prepared because I’m going all out for our second date.” 

Luka’s grin went wide and bright and more than a little silly. “I can’t wait.”   

ETA:  Okay, yes, I know this was a bit mean for Marinette. I did actually really waffle about it while I was writing it and I almost scrapped it a couple times, but the whole point of the timer is to keep me on task and stop the second guessing and overthinking that was sabotaging me, so I ran with it. I did ultimately decide to keep it because really, they haven't had a chance to really talk or anything here, and so Luka doesn't really know that Marinette's into him. He's aware there's some attraction between them, but he doesn't know how hard she's crushing. So really, he's just a bit insecure himself and psyching himself up a bit for The Moment. So I justify it to myself anyway. As soon as he's able to actually take in her mood he's aware he's messed up. If you can't forgive him, that's okay. Mari will get him back later.

Fiction Master Post

[haikwritings]

hi sorry about your asks OMG🥺 i requested it (Kuroo, Bokuto, Asahi and Atsumu) reacting to their crush/ soulmate (you choose babe) self defense?

Note: Hi girlie! Thanks for the request! 🥺❤️

Haikyuu Boys reacting to self-defense

Tetsurō Kuroo

“Self-defense classes?” Kuroo asked.

“Yeah, I have been taking them.” Y/n answered sweetly.

Y/n had been taking self-defense classes for while, she just wanted to be prepared in case of any unexpected situation.

“Oof, I could have taught you.” Kuroo said smirkingly.

“You?” Y/n asked confused.

“Hell yeah. I know how to fight.” Kuroo said, trying to flatter himself.

“You never told me?” Y/n answered surprised.

She never knew her boyfriend knew how to fight.

“Just a little something I know, pfft.” Kuroo answered confidently.

In fact, he didn’t even know how to fight.

“Well, teach me something now.” Y/n pleaded.

She was excited,

Being taught how to fight by her famous boyfriend?

Man, that’s like winning bingo.

“I- N- Now?” Kuroo asked nervously.

“Yes, babe.” Y/n answered excitedly.

He didn’t expect teaching her in that moment—

For God’s sake—

He didn’t even had the skills to do it.

‘This should be easy.’ Kuroo thought.

“Well, sorry if I’m a little rough with ya’” Kuroo said smirkingly.

Y/n looked at him and smiled happily.

“Let’s get a little easy on you.” Kuroo said as he throwed a little fist when unexpectedly—

‘What the—’ Kuroo thought.

She took his fist tightly, twisting his hand rapidly.

“AHH—” Kuroo squeal as he fell on the floor.

“B-Babe are you okay?!” Y/n asked worried as she kneel on the floor beside him.

“Y-You c-can do that?” Kuroo asked surprised and perplexed.

“Y-Yeah?” Y/n answered worried, worried that she may have hurt him.

“Y-You’re like a ninja turtle.” Kuroo muttered.

“W-What?” Y/n asked concerned as she checked him to see if there were any injuries.

“I- I love ninja turtles.” Kuroo muttered softly.

“I- I—” Y/n stutter confused.

Maybe she will teach him to fight like a ninja turtle,

Who knows?

Kōtarō Bokuto

“You’re girlfriend knows self-defense?” Akaashi asked confused.

“Yes! She’s so cool!” Bokuto answered excitedly.

But for some reason Akaashi didn't believe it, he thought it was just that his best friend was exaggerating since he saw his girlfriend as a Greek Goddess.

“You’re just exaggerating.” Akaashi said.

“W-What? I’m not.” Bokuto answered sincerely.

“You idolize your girlfriend too much.” Akaashi said annoyed.

“You’re just jealous because you don’t have a girlfriend, Keiji.” Konoha teased.

“Shut up.” Akaashi answered annoyed.

He was curious, could it be true or could it just be exaggeration?

“BABE!” Bokuto screamed excitedly as he watch his girlfriend entered the gym.

“Bo, baby.” Y/n muttered sweetly.

Making Akaashi almost gagged for the PDA the two of them were showing.

“Get a room, idiots.” Akaashi muttered.

“Baby, Akaashi doesn’t believe you know self-defense.” Bokuto said, making Akaashi flinch at the sudden comment.

“Really?” Y/n asked confused.

“Can you show him please? Please show him!!!” Bokuto pleaded happily.

But how could she say no to that cute face?

“Anything for you, babe.” Y/n answered sweetly.

Akaashi felt prepared, she was small compared to him—

“Ready, nugget?” Akaashi asked sarcastically as he put himself in position.

‘D-Did he just called me nugget?’ Y/n thought.

He felt prepared—

“I won’t go easy on y—” Akaashi was saying until he felt a solid kick on one of his thighs.

He was no longer prepared.

“Ah-” Akaashi squeal as he felt another solid kick on his other thigh, making him fall on his kneels immediately.

“I won’t go easy on you.” Y/n muttered jokingly as she gave him another kick— making him fall completely on the floor.

‘W-What the fuck.’ Akaashi thought.

“BABE! THAT WAS SO COOL.” Bokuto screamed happily, jumping from excitement.

“Thanks babe.” Y/n answered sweetly.

“T-That was awesome.” Konoha whispered to himself.

“S-She destroyed, Akaashi.” Haruki whispered.

“Y-You did it so beautifully, so angelic.” Bokuto preached her.

He was happy, happy that his girlfriend got to show Akaashi her special talent.

How cool is that?

Like don’t forget he’s on the floor, Bo.

“M-Maybe she’s a Goddess after all...” Akaashi whispered softly, trying to regain his composure.

Asahi Azumane

“T-They’re bothering your girlfriend.” Daichi said.

“I know, but she can take care of them.” Asahi said as he looked at the scene.

Three boys were surrounding and bothering his girlfriend

“Can you let me in?” Y/n asked politely.

“I don’t know, can you?” One of the boys asked.

She was confused, why were this unknown boys bothering her?

“I’m asking politely, can you just let me in? I’m kinda late.” Y/n asked politely again.

The boy looked at her and smirked.

“Don’t you wanna have fun with us instead?” One of the boys asked flirtatiously.

She just couldn’t believe their horrible manners.

“I’m going to ask you one more time, just let me in.” Y/n said again politely.

The three boys were playing with her patience.

“Just a little fun, babe?” One of the boys said while grabbing her arm.

Oh, no.

They didn’t know what was coming for them—

“First of all.” Y/n said as she took her leg and kick him on the stomach— making him fall on the floor.

“Fuck.” The boy said painfully as he fell on the floor.

“I’m not your babe.” Y/n answered as she looked at the other boy.

“What’s your prob—” The other boy was saying but was interrupted when he felt a sudden solid kick on his groin.

“And second, treat me with respect.” Y/n said smiling as she heard him squeal painfully.

“I- I —” The boy stutter.

Which left her seeing the last boy.

“And lastly, don’t ever mess with me again.” Y/n said as she smiled at him.

The three boys kept looking at her very scaredy and perplexed.

‘H-How?’ The three of them thought.

“Just leave before I get to teach you too.” Y/n warned the last boy, making him run with the other two boys.

She was happy to give them a lesson, she didn't regret it at all.

“I—” Daichi stutter suprisedly.

“T-That—s-she did that?” Sugawara asked perplexed.

“Yes, my baby did that.” Asahi answered very sweetly.

He was so proud of her.

She can kick butts? That’s awesome 🥺.

“W-Wow.” Both of them said.

She was his queen after all.

Atsumu Miya

“What?” Atsumu asked confused.

“Yeah babe, I can kick your butt.” Y/n said sweetly.

With that sweet tone, how could he believed her?

“You’re so cute, aren’t you?” Atsumu asked sweetly.

“What? Babe... you don’t believe me?” Y/n asked, showing her puppy eyes.

“Babe, you can’t kick my butt.” Atsumu said.

“Y-Yes I can.” Y/n said sweetly making his teammates laugh.

“What’s that Atsumu? Scared of your girlfriend?” Osamu teased.

Atsumu looked at them and shake his head annoyed.

“I- I don’t want to hurt her. My strength is brute.” Atsumu tried explaining.

“Sounds like a pussy to me.” Osamu teased, making his twin brother annoyed.

“Come on, teach us, little bean.” Aone said sweetly.

Y/n looked at her boyfriend and smiled.

“Ready babe?” Y/n asked sweetly.

“Don’t say I didn’t warned you.” Atsumu answered sweetly.

And that’s when suddenly her eyes changed, making him flinched.

“Don’t flatter yourself.” Y/n answered teasingly.

Making him gulped, nervous— not prepared at all.

‘What—’ Atsumu thought.

“Sorry babe.” Y/n said flirtatiously, kicking strongly both of his legs.

“Ow.” Atsumu painfully said.

Suddenly feeling her leg on his head, pushing him to the floor.

“Wow.” Atsumu muttered surprised.

‘S-She can do that.’ Atsumu thought.

“A-Are you okay?” Y/n asked worried; worried that she may have hurt her boyfriend.

“Y-You’re so hot.” Atsumu whispered.

“I- Um, what?” Y/n asked confused.

Atsumu looked at her and smiled.

“That was so hot.” Atsumu answered flirtatiously.

He was really surprised about his girlfriend skills.

He couldn’t believe his baby girl could do that.

“Lmao, what a wack ass.” Osamu yelled, making Atsumu smirked.

He couldn’t believe his girlfriend had beat his ass.

[bywhatilove]

HOA characters as songs off of “SOUR”

(I don’t think this has been done yet and i’m sorry if it has)

1. Brutal

Pretty much the entire house but specifically sibuna. God, it was brutal out there for them- facing off against ancient egyptian curses and gods and all that jazz. 😔✋🏻

“All I did was try my best

This the kind of thanks I get?

Unrelentlessly upset (ah, ah, ah)

They say these are the golden years

But I wish I could disappear

Ego crush is so severe

God, it's brutal out here”

2. Traitor

It took me FOREVER to decide who to give this song to but I thinkkk it goes to Fabian’s feelings towards Nina after she abruptly fell off the face of the earth with nothing but a letter to explain everything. And maybe that’s just because fabina is my favorite hoa couple and this is my favorite song off of the album….BUT i really do think the angst level of this song matches Fabian’s angst towards Nina in season three. I mean home girl really broke up with him over a letter and didn’t even tell him before hand that she wasn’t coming back.👀👀👀 I came this 🤏🏻 close to giving this song to Joy because it’s pretty obvious why. But I saved this one for last and there are already so many other Joy songs on this list so I needed to share the rounds ya know.

“God, I wish that you had thought this through

Before I went and fell in love with you”

“You betrayed me

'Cause I know that you'll never feel sorry

For the way I hurt, yeah”

“Guess you didn't cheat

But you're still a traitor to me”

3. Drivers’ License

Bucks up for the amount of Joy angst that is about to be on this list because whew it’s alottt. This would’ve been joy’s anthem after she had came back in season two and found Fabian in a new relationship with a girl she had never even met before.

“And you're probably with that blonde girl

Who always made me doubt

She's so much older than me

She's everything I'm insecure about

Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs

'Cause how could I ever love someone else?”

4. 1 Step Forward, 3 Steps Back

Again, this one took me a hot minute. But, I’m gonna go ahead and give it to Mara and Jerome just for all they went through in season two and the beginning of season three.

“Instead it's one step forward and three steps back

And I'd leave you, but the roller coaster is all I've ever had

Yeah, it's one step forward and three steps back

Do you love me, want me, hate me? Boy

I don't understand”

5. Deja Vu

Don’t act like you don’t know who this is gonna go to. It’s pretty obvious @ joy being jealous of nina and fabian being so close in season two 🗣

“So when you gonna tell her

That we did that too?

She thinks it's special

But it's all reused

That was the show we talked about

Played you the song she's singing now when she's with you”

6. Good 4 You

This song. This musical video. The angst. Everything about it screams Patricia Williamson when her and eddie were broken up at the beginning of season 3 and she was jealous of KT. Tell me that she wouldn’t had this on blast in her dorm with her headphones on.

“Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me

If you ever cared to ask

Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby

God, I wish that I could do that”

7. Enough For You

Alfie pinned over Amber for years only for her to give him a huge list of demands that he must meet before they could be a couple. Talk about hard to get. So this one has gotta go to my amfie babes. RIP 🥲

“But God, you couldn't have cared less

About someone who loved you more

I'd say you broke my heart

But you broke much more than that

Now I don't want your sympathy

I just want myself back”

8. Happier

This one is 100% going to my Fabina soft beans. Look at me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t Nina’s anthem after leaving Anubis House especially once she found out fabian and mara.

“I hope you're happy, just not like how you were with me

I'm selfish, I know, can't let you go

So find someone great, don't find no one better

I hope you're happy, but don't be happier”

9. Jealousy, Jealousy

@ JOY MERCER THIS ONE IS MADE FOR YOU GIRLIE. Literally her national anthem when she came back in season two and noticed how everything changed.

“All your friends are so cool, you go out every night

In your daddy's nice car, yeah, you're livin' the life

Got a pretty face, pretty boyfriend, too

I wanna be you so bad, and I don't even know you”

10. Favorite Crime

This one is a tie either between Fabian and Nina (since those two did actually low key commit some very questionable actions) or Joy and Jerome and season three with the whole cheating and revenge plot. Fabian and Nina are a couple of adrenaline junkies who would honestly pay no attention to committing a crime as long as no one got hurt and it was called for. 👀

“It's bittersweet to think about the damage that we do

'Cause I was going down, but I was doing it with you

Yeah, everything we broke, and all the trouble that we made

But I say that I hate you with a smile on my face”

11. Hope ur okay

This is Nina reminiscing on all the people she left behind at Anubis. No debate. Don’t listen to this thinking of Nina thinking of the people she left behind- especially not sibuna. It. will. HURT.

“Well, I hope you know how proud I am you were created

With the courage to unlearn all of their hatred

God, I hope that you're happier today

'Cause I love you, and I hope that you're okay”

[zanyana626]

Animaniacs OC Bio #3: Scott Braxley

Picture of Scott & my other Animaniacs OCs (The Misfits) here! This is the first time I've even written anything this long on my OCs, so please be kind! I’ll probably edit/delete stuff. If there's anything else you guys want to know more about Scott, the ask box's open!

Full Name: Prince Marius Constantine Louis Frederick Banana Fana Bo Brederick Braxley III

Species: Cartoonus Characterus; Same unknown dog-like species as the Warners

Age: 9, about the same age as Dot

Family: Laffy Joyjoy (adoptive big sister), Taffy Sweetnsour (adoptive big sister), & Cousin Libby Joyjoy (legal guardian)

Personality: Zany, hot-headed, lazy, gullible (sometimes), smart (mostly tech smart), athletic, witty

Likes: Classic gag stunts, singing & dancing, being a “cool cat”, girls (sometimes), video games/trolling people online, sports, good quality hair products, listening to music, DJ-ing, etc.

Dislikes: Getting yelled at/picked on by grownups/”Special Friends”, losing sports games/video games, extreme cold & heat, persistent-annoying girls, someone causing harm towards his friends/family (esp. Dot), etc.

Voiceclaim: Billy West; picture Scott’s voice sounding like Fry from Futurama, with a few hints of Doug Funnie (whenever Scott’s shy or being slightly quirky) or the Red M&M (when he’s in the “cool cat” zone)

Backstory: I already did a backstory on the Misfits and how they met the Warner siblings here!

As the only boy of the Misfits, life’s not always easy for Scott, especially because he gets involved w/everything his sisters do whether he likes it or not. But thanks to his zany “cool cat” prankster persona, he always finds a way to get by. Scott’s schtick involves using explosives or his tech savvy skills (despite his young age/mischievous antics, he’s quite smart) to mess with the “Special Friends” & his “Cool Cat” technique (when he wears his sunglasses, slicks up his hair, leans back, & snaps his fingers 😎) that rivals Dot’s cute schtick.

His relationship with Dot is more of a frenemies who hate each other's guts in public, but have something special whenever they’re alone together. Scott clearly isn’t one for all that girly-cute crap, loves teasing Dot w/names such as “Dottie” (which she hates, but gets him back by teasing Scott with the name “Scotty”, which HE hates), & the infamous cool vs cute debate which sparked the rivalry between the two kids.

Facts/Headcanons:

Scott’s a huge fan of all those classic cartoon stars like the Looney Tunes (DUH!), Roger Rabbit, Tom & Jerry, Felix the Cat, Droopy, Betty Boop, Popeye, and of course, his idol Slappy Squirrel.

Similar to Yakko & Wakko, Scott also drools over any women he finds attractive like Hello Nurse or Minerva Mink.

However, Scott doesn’t like to show his emotions for girls too much because he thinks that the “babes” fall for his “misunderstood, cool cat” schtick. But if it’s someone who’s really good looking (ie. Hello Nurse, Minerva Mink, etc.), he’ll lose it and go nuts!

His pranks & gags tend to be more harmful &/or embarrassing. Scott might purposely screw up the plumbing of the Misfits’ treehouse or switch one of his sisters’ mallets with an explosive one!

Scott has a celebrity crush on Margot Robbie. Hey, a toon boy can dream, right??? 😅

He’s a character who’s stuck in the 90s: Scott loves things to be “extreme”, in your face, & explosive. Heck, he prolly likes all those crazy snacks that came out during that decade.

Scott has a keytar which he uses to play music & to sample sounds for his pranks, similar to Gene Belcher’s keyboard in Bob’s Burgers or Soos’s keyboard in Gravity Falls.