#she is !! so annoying !!

[parisofpeoplez]

I never liked Lady Jin in part 1, but I hate her in part 2.

[imaperson2338]

Dude dexters sisters is so fucking annoying sometimes like when Dexters bio dad died and he took a dna test because he was remembering stuff from his childhood that contradicted stuff his dad told him and she spent the whole episode whining about it like girl chill the fuck out, she was all like ‘why now, why now do you not trust dad and what he told us’ so you’d assume the dna test came back negative and she was being pissy about it but no it was positive so she was just being annoying, and then after when Dexters taking about how the guy died and if he could just look at the body again she started crying like ‘Jesus Christ. He’s not even your family, I am’ like no shit when did he say anything about that, chill out. And then she’s like ‘you gunna start questioning me now’ and it’s like where is she hear this stuff, like when did Dexter say anything even remotely close to anything you’re saying.

I just can’t with her she’s so fucking emotional. 

[cxhleel108]

Autumn: *Appears on screen*

Me:

[popcorn-plots]

My sister's friend came over ... at 7 am. She is the sassiest and rudest 10-year-old I have ever met and she's my sister's best friend.

So anyways the plan is to hide in my room all day or find some friends to go out with later.

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[themintman]

oh my god get off my dick no I don't want to fight

[dani-luminae]

Brooke Page is rapidly approaching Apple's status of "least favorite EAH character"

[lehguru]

if i have to see nynaeve for longer on my screen i will drop this series

[maryse127]

Ah yes my birthday, or as I like to call it: Thursday

Wow tags sure didnt like me putting "celebration" in it huh

[bunnyangelblog]

i actually think every single teacher in my college should be burned alive infront of all of their loved ones.

so I'm at college and I'm fucking tired bro like what? so i said, "I want to go home so bad." I WAS SPEAKING TO MYSELF. MYSELF AND MY FRIEND. THAT'S IT, BRO. and then i accidentally swore while again TALKING. TO. MY. FUCKING. FRIEND. so this bitch gets in the big guns (the head of our department) and she starts saying "i can bet you haven't had a worse week than me" so i just looked at her, you wanna know what this bitch says? "My mam and my partner are both in hospital." ... I LITERALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK? BRO I'M FUCKING ENVIOUS OF YOUR MOTHER AND PARTNER THEY ARE PROBABLY HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIFE AWAY FROM YOU, YOU FUCKING WHORE. and then, AND FUCKING THEN BRO she's like 'You're so lucky, you're young, you should be happy.' BROTHER I SWEAR TO LITERAL GOD. and then this bitch fucking touched me :3... didn't take that well told her to get the FUCK off of me

anyway, this was yesterday. i took a nap... goodmorning people

i don't expect anyone to read this, but i needed a quick wee rant x

[l1vidity]

dude my mother is SO flipping annoying😒 (also um I DO say fuck guys I just think freaking and flipping are funnier to say)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

elita pep talk

[otto-doctavius]

Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog

[afflictions]

i need chloe sullivan DESTROYED

[hilacopter]

tbh ryoko kui cooked with this one why is this the funniest image I have ever seen

[idolomantises]

i say this as a lover of yuri but does anyone else get kind of annoyed by the amount of GL that's just two baby faced skinny girls.

[fairyturds]

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