#she had more chemistry w Archie idk

[boag]

We deserved more of the Archie x Josie relationship

[cobrakiin]

Ask memey thing, 001 Pokemon, 002 Cojeel, 003 Sokka

Send me a fandom, ship, or character ask meme!

001 | Pokemon

Favorite character Pokemon: Absol and Bulbasaur :)

Least Favorite character Pokemon: idk... Pignite?

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Kukui x Burnet, Archie x Maxie, Chloe x Dawn, Ash x Goh, Steven x Wallace (+ Bonus: Leon x Raihan)

Character(s) I find most attractive: ORAS!Archie is 👀 but Talia do be kinda cute

Character I would marry: idk

Character I would be best friends with: Leon or Brock seem fun? idk

a random thought: i'd like Nanu's job of sitting around with cats all day and getting paid for it

An unpopular opinion: I liked Tracey and want him back

My Canon OTP: Red x Blue. They were ON THEIR HONEYMOON IN ALOLA IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-

My Non-canon OTP: i think maybe,,,,, Adman and Warden!Ingo should kis... just a lil,,,,, uwu

Most Badass Character: Cynthia. She may not be my favorite champion but I respect her.

Most Epic Villain: it's ya boi GUZMA

Pairing I am not a fan of: Anything with Piers? He's ace? sorry i don't make the news i just report it

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Lance. No, I won't explain.

Favourite Friendship: Pikachu and every other electric rodent

Character I most identify with: I can't say I identify with any specific character

Character I wish I could be: When I was little I liked to pretend I was a Vaporeon when I went swimming :) . I, as an adult who has seen unspeakable things in greentext format, know better now.

002 | Cojeel (Cobra x Gajeel)

When I started shipping them: Been on this ship since 2012 babey!!!

My thoughts: punk bfs w/ a lot of chemistry, they've both been through plenty of traumas in their own lives and sorta understand where the other is coming from...... (also this ship is how i met you @zephiraz my loving partner of 8 years *heart eyes emoji*)

What makes me happy about them: they're not pretty boys except for when they want to be (SO much eyeliner and hair products, their bathroom is a MESS), their relationship feels natural for them, they very lovingly insult each other yet they also don't let the other get away with shit, but also sometimes they're just content being lazy gay snakes dragons together

What makes me sad about them: they deserve happiness but shit keeps happening, who would have predicted that past misdeeds would have future consequences :(

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: I guess if Cobra's dialogue is hard to distinguish from Gajeel's? His vocab does get more relaxed post-timeskip, but not that much,,,,

Things I look for in fanfic: .... new fanfic. There's 15 works on AO3 and 4 of them are from ME. FFnet is practically just me.... oTL

My wishlist: More fic or art in general? Maybe some more canon teamups? <:3c

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Laxus x Gajeel x Cobra polyship... it's technically not just them ;)c

My happily ever after for them: They have a very private wedding or just straight up elope

003 | Sokka (Avatar)

How I feel about this character: this boy has adhd 100%

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: I like most ships with him, but I don't really have a favorite?

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: I like his relationship with Katara. Especially when they pick on each other, because I will always be tired of the "siblings always get along perfectly" trope in fiction

My unpopular opinion about this character: He's obviously bi, but is a little nervous about the whole liking boys part bc of his upbringing. That being said, it's something he definitely gets over later in life.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish caffeinated beverages existed at that time period, because he definitely seems like the kind of person who should not consumer caffeine because then he sees all the time all the time

Favorite friendship for this character: Him and Aang are always fantastic idiots when it's no braincell day and it's great

My crossover ship: Sokkoya. (Sokka x Naoya Itsuki) It happened because of the rp that originally inspired Hiraethean Prophecy, and is one of the "canon" ships in the panfandom crossover fic version. :3x

[clnriswood]

so i’ve never been a bh shipper (team aroace jug) (also i like the characters but not how they are together) (also they revolve solely around “detective duo” and it got dry) (also the writers clearly favour their screentime over choni and other ships/plot) (also they’re siblings) (ANYWAYS), but completely aside from that i did still rec ognize their chemistry in previous seasons. however, i feel that recently their chemistry sort of...burned out? idk if it’s because its been so long seeing the same exact thing or what? and timing wise w barchie it’s just even more obvious to me? their eyes just don’t have the same, i dunno, sparkle? and the kisses don’t invoke any feeling for me, let alone land at all.

like, here is barchie looking at each other. THIS is what i mean when i write “eyes dark” in fanfic, HELLO !!

even archie looking at her from here RADIATES this energy and you can feel him losing himself watching her. THIS is what i mean when i write about “everything else fading away” in fanfic.

seriously, when archie looks at betty nothing else matters to him.

betty glancing at his lips and smiling while archie is just totally engrossed in her as per usual.

and then the kisses of course. firstly may i point out betty did NOT need to go in for a second one here. the charade had already been sold, so she pulls back but archie kind of grazes his lips on hers and her eyes are already opened but she can’t help going back in and it’s so soft and passionate ???

after he swung his guitar off and she literally threw the mic they fly into each other and then like ? sway their bodies into each other ? and their faces mold perfectly together ? it’s so cute ?

OK AND THIS OBVIOUSLY. HANDS. HANDS EVERYWHERE. NOT KNOWING WHERE TO TOUCH AND GRAB. ARCHIE CRADLING HER FACE. BETTY GRIPPING HIS WRISTS. THE THUMB MOVEMENT. BODIES PRESSED COMPLETELY TOGETHER. EVERYTHING IN SYNC. PULLING BACK TO BREATHE AND GOING BACK IN. THE URGENCY ABOUT IT. FUCK. 

meanwhile...this...just isn’t doing it for me.

that’s not even-

THIS SCENE. I WISH I COULD HAVE AUDIO WHY WAS IT SO AWKWARD? DEAD SILENCE. SHE LITERALLY TOUCHED HIM SO FAST AND JUMPED BACK WHILE TALKING LIKE SHE WAS ALLERGIC?

missing the lips, no urgency, no passion, standing completely still and far apart...i dunno

anyways cw jughead is aroace erasure goodbye

[satelliteinasupernova]

...there are so many more characters in riverda- okay, fine, let’s go. Limiting this to regular or frequent characters. All possible incest ships or adult/teen ships are excluded, they are all an F.

UNDER THE CUT:

Betty/Veronica:  A+ and the only ship that I would abandon Bughead for if it was made canon

Jughead/Archie: C, a perfectly acceptable ship

Veronica/Jughead: E, I get the appeal, but the gay core four ships ARE RIGHT THERE

Betty/Archie: F, just no

Veronica/Cheryl: A, absolutely here for it

Jughead/Cheryl: E, apparently this was popular back in season one?

Archie/Cheryl: E, I mean, now that Cheryl has been specified as a lesbian by word of god (as it were), I’m not really here for any Cheryl/dude ships. Their interactions were kind of cute in season 1 tho.

Cheryl/Josie: D, could have been cute, but Josie deserves better.

Josie/Betty: D Josie would have zero interest lmao.

Josie/Veronica: B, I mean. yeah.

Josie/Jughead: E LOL.

Toni/Betty: A YES, JUST LET ME LAY HERE FOREVER

Toni/Veronica: A EQUALLY GOOD

Toni/Jughead: C is it canon or non-canon if they kissed but it didn’t go anywhere. Anyway, in a world where I didn’t have other options, I could be into it. They are better as friends imo

Toni/Archie: D, I could be persuaded, maybe.

Toni/Josie: A, hell yes.

Kevin/Archie: B, love to see it

Kevin/Jughead: D, uhhhh. give me some Jughead and Kevin friendship first and maybe I’d rate this higher.

Kevin/Reggie: C, sure?

Betty/Reggie: D, I know this is a comics thing, but naw

Archie/Reggie: A, absolutely.

Jughead/Reggie: D, I don’t see it.

Cheryl/Reggie: E, we’ve been over Cheryl and dude ships. I’m excluding her from future possible matches with dudes. We’re mostly done with season one dudes anyway.

Moose/Archie: C, I feel like they both have options that would interest them more.

Moose/Betty: D, no

Moose/Veronica: E, I don’t see her dating Kevin’s crush/ex

Moose/Jughead: C, I didn’t think I would!! but somehow he’s one of Jughead’s more viable gay options to me.

Moose/Reggie: A, they are forever, man.

Munroe/Archie: A, absolutely, 100%

Munroe/Reggie: A, yeah, let’s go

Munroe/Kevin: B look, WHY NOT. Have they spoken to each other? probably not? 

Munroe/Betty: D, do they know each other.

Munroe/Veronica: C, sure

Munroe/Jughead: D,  no wait C, just because I’d want to know what they’d bond over.

Munroe/Moose: C, yeah. sure

Ethel  .when will this end?

Ethel/Betty: C, the real friends to enemies to lovers ship

Ethel/Veronica: B, they had their moments in season one

Ethel/Archie: C, you know, I was about to say no, but then I started to think about it, and they would be pretty cute.

Ethel/Jughead: D, shrug. no hate for it, but not interested either.

Ethel/Cheryl: D, this feels very oil and water to me, just cannot mix

Ethel/Toni: C, why not, I could see it.

Ethel/Josie: D, um?

Ethel/Reggie: D I don’t know

Ethel/Moose: C sure?

Ethel/Munroe: C why not

Ethel/Dilton: B this wasn’t canon right? I don’t remember. oh god does this mean I have to do Dilton too?

Dilton/Archie: C idk, I’ve seen their friendship be cute in fic before.

Dilton/Betty: D, she has other nerds she could date AND NO I’m NOT putting TREVOR ON THIS LIST I HATE THAT I KEEP THINKING OF NEW PEOPLE

Dilton/Veronica: D, I imagine they don’t particularly like each other. 

Dilton/Jughead: C, a solid ship

Dilton/Cheryl: D, despite being a cute comics staple, as said previously, no Cheryl/dude ships for riverdale

Dilton/ALL OTHER LISTED CHARACTERS: D, let’s move on.

Sweet Pea/Archie: B, LOL only because it would be fun

Sweet Pea/Veronica: B, I’ve read good fic for it

Sweet Pea/Betty: D, I am unconvinced

Sweet Pea/Jughead: C, I don’t hate it, but what would they even do, scowl at each other all the time?

Sweet Pea/Toni: C, though their dynamic confuses me

Sweet Pea/Ethel: B It’d be cute, I must admit.

Sweet Pea/Fangs: B, love em.

Sweet Pea/Kevin: C, that’d be a twist.

Sweet Pea/Reggie: D, too many fics have written them as relatives, I can’t

Sweet Pea/Munroe: D, Munroe has too much sense

Fangs/Archie: C, I mean it’s fine, but an odd choice.

Fangs/Betty: D, not interested, but I’d love to see them as friends.

Fangs/Veronica: C, I’m not NOT into it

Fangs/Jughead: B, yeah, it’s cute. I love Fangs.

Fangs/Toni: D, they give me the vibe of two bisexuals who bond about who they are attracted to, but aren’t into each other.

Fangs/Reggie: D, I could maybe be convinced, but I can’t imagine it as is

Fangs/Munroe: B, okay, wouldn’t they be sweet together though.

Fangs/Josie: E, Fangs would never hurt Sweet Pea that way.

Fangs/Moose: E I’m not saying high school gays aren’t messy, and it’s a small town, but no, I don’t think so.

I’m sure I’ve forgotten some combination, but MOVING ON.

to the Adults. why am i doing this

SHIT. NO WAIT. I forgot some important people.

Donna/Betty: A ..sometimes a w|w enemies to lovers ship just grabs you, you know?

Donna/Veronica: B .... it would also be pretty hot

Donna/Archie: D, it’d be like that scene of Betty threateningly watching Archie from her window, but it’d be all the time.

Donna/Jughead: D. please.

Donna/Cheryl: A, galaxy brain.

Donna/Toni: E, Toni needs someone who will treat her right, and I will accept no less.

Donna/Bret: D, they are like the evil, white version of Toni and Fangs(see above)

Donna/ Everyone else: D, oh wait no. one more

Donna/Ethel: C. Please, just take a moment to imagine this with me. Getting some real Poison Ivy/Harley Quinn vibes here honestly.

Bret/Archie: C why don’t I hate this.

Bret/Betty: F No. and while we’re at it, any variation of Bret being attracted to Betty counts here too. Has he ever hated and been disgusted by a person more.

Bret/Veronica: E No.

Bret/Jughead: E No. but as we all know, Bret is 100% into Jughead.

Bret/Toni: E No. why am I even doing Bret/women ships

Bret/Reggie: E This is fascinating, but no. Reggie deserves much better.

Bret/Moose: F. Absolutely not.

Bret/Sweet Pea: E No.

Bret/Fangs: E No.

Bret/Munroe: F Stay away from him

okay is that.. is that over?

do I still have to do the adults...

BONUS SUPER QUICK ROUND. ADULTS.

Fred/FP: A, a quality ship

Fred/Hiram: D, it would be a fascinating world where this existed.

Fred/Alice: D wait, does THIS count as canon?

Alice/Hermione: C eh

Alice/Hiram: D uuuuh

Alice/Mary: C, the Donna/Betty ship, as it were.

Hermione/FP: C, they had interesting chemistry!

Hermione/Mary: C, why the hell not

Hiram/Mary: C okay, hear me out. Can you imagine the courtroom drama romance.

Hiram/FP: C, okay I really can imagine a world where this existed.

Gladys/Alice: A ... look, I’m only human.

Gladys/Hermione: A ORGANIZED CRIME WIVES

Gladys/Mary: C even I will admit this one is a stretch.

Gladys/Dudes: D. Boring.

Hal/EVERYONE: F

ALRIGHT I’M DONE, I WILL NOT LET MYSELF THINK OF ANY MORE SHIPS. Yes I just realized I didn’t do Sierra, Penelope, or Tom BUT I’M SORRY THIS MUST END.

Thank you for reading.