#she can’t come soon enough
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pureheroine2013 · 2 years ago
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I am crawling towards March like my life depends on it (it does)…………..
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novaobscurity · 7 months ago
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You are as beautiful as the day I lost you
Drawing Solas is so difficult 😫 I hope I did him justice. I also need better references for his outfit because hot damn
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living-the-dream-yall · 1 year ago
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All of Peach’s Showtime outfits so far.
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roys-our-boy · 7 months ago
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His sprite is so CUTE. Getian loml
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caliphoria17 · 1 year ago
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Aaliyah being Cruz’s first:
First ride in a jet.
First ride in a fucking Range Rover.
First sex with a woman.
First love.
(Pending: First heartbreak?)
Cruz being Aaliyah’s first:
First love.
(Pending: First heartbreak?)
I’m just—
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hiccupbutpurple · 1 year ago
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Viggo singing show stopping number
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Viggo: I’m swamped with….business :(
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klienearschlock · 5 months ago
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ripping my eyes out rn
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eye-of-yelough · 7 months ago
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bored and lonely and in need of human connection but don’t know a normal way to get it so. if you see this our ocs are hanging out now no takebacksies
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myloveforhergoeson · 11 months ago
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eee i’ve got all of my next chapter planned out - everyone’s going back to minnesota for the new year :3
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a drawing dump of my ocs who i love very very much since my mental health is yet again in the fucking gutter!!! they are: Faris (red hair), Kat (blue hair), and Ari (purple hair). they are my sillies
(the first drawing is this challenge I found on tiktok where you shuffle your music and the first one you get you have to redraw as one of your characters)
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officialjanetweiss · 1 year ago
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She’s posting so many thirst traps. We get it!! You’re single!! Wait for me!!
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sweet-as-kiwis · 2 years ago
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I’ve come to the conclusion no one should dorm with someone whose name ends in ‘ace’
#like okay#my roommate is named ace and they been absolutely Horrific for the past TWO YEARS#they’re getting ghosted the second I move out on Friday (unfortunately they’re staying here all week so I have to Actually deal with them)#but there’s. too much to unpack there for the tags#my bestie is rooming with a Grace and she’s also soft blocking her as soon as she moves out#cause apparently Grace comes back to the dorm at godawful hours of the night WITH OTHERS and ends up waking my friend up every time#additionally she talks shit about my friend like 24/7 for like. her fashion taste? and the fact she tells thing like she sees it?#like one of the things is Grace is pissed that my friend told her ‘hey getting blackout drunk every night ain’t good maybe. stop’#AND my little sister was rooming with a DIFFERENT Grace#and she was bad enough my little sister had to MOVE OUT HALFWAY THROUGH HER FIRST SEMESTER#Again a little too much to unpack there for tags but. use your imagination ig#and all three of them break almost Every dorm rule but none of us can report them for it#cause like. the rule for if alcohol is found in your dorm is EVERYONE goes down for it#and in my sister and I’d cases our roommates started smoking in the room (Ace was weed Grace was vape)#but my sister and I are both. super sensitive to that stuff?#like for me smoke and the smell of that is a migraine trigger that will end with me in the er#and ace knew this. and still smoked ON MY COUCH. AND THEN LIED TO MY FACE ABOUT IT. AND DID IT REPEATEDLY.#they didn’t even wash anything on the couch to get the smell out but considering they fucked on the blankets on it and then just. left them#for me to deal with I’m not suprised. at all#meanwhile my sister has really bad asthma and can’t have people vape around her or she starts having an asthma attack#but the rules in our dorms for that are the same as alcohol and neither of us wanna risk going down for it#my sister lucked out on having others she could move in with but all of my friends had roommates that weren’t going anywhere#so I’ve been stuck with ace the whole time#but still!!#anyways I’m sure most -ace names are lovely people but it’s an interesting trend I’ve noticed#Friday cannot come soon enough I stg
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saetoru · 2 years ago
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we are halfway to pre farming for shenhe 🫡
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snarltoothed · 2 years ago
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this would be so funny to send as a middle-aged wife whenever your good for nothing husband who fell either into addiction or abusiveness when he got laid off in 2008 starts acting up but you’re 55 looking 45 and he’s ambiguously in his 60s and unlike him you didn’t age out of your sense of humor and ability to socialize so he just has to humble himself and shut up
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#DONT come at me like UMMM he’d just kill her!!!#i’m gonna be the one calling not all men on that#not because soo many of them would draw the line at violence obviously that’s untrue#but because some of them are aware that going into their mid 60s mildly obese with a spending habit and unfortunate disposition…#doesn’t exactly make them a hot prospect for any woman who isn’t tied to him by finances and familiarity#and not all of them are willing to kill themselves too and the ones who know how pathetic they are also know how they’d fare in prison.#anyways. RIP to my mother and aunt whose husbands im talking about#altho my aunts husband is a piece of shit and he can’t die soon enough#he’s not strictly an abuser to my knowledge but he’s a parasitic piece of shit#who straight up did not care when his wife was dying did nothing for her n o t h i n g my mom & her sibs took care of her#he didn’t even do like whatever couple of things mightve gotten her insurance and kept them from bankruptcy#refused to try.#now he’s got ass cancer and was disabled by an ass cancer induced stroke and she is his sole caregiver#vermin. vermin. vermin.#i went to more of her chemo infusions than him. i was 12.#my father is not that bad he’s just generally unpleasant like many men#people who have strokes/other disabilities sudden or otherwise requiring care are not vermin. to clarify. unrelated thoughts.#men who literally wouldnt lift a finger while their wife dies a slow and painful death but actually miraculously survives and#he continues to not give two shits about her or his family until he too is facing death and finds jesus and thinks because jesus forgives#he’s deserving of forgiveness from his wife and can live with himself having her wipe his ass when her kids had to bring her her meds#when she was vomitting for hours and near dead on the bathroom floor because he simply couldnt be bothered to get off his ass#and stop watching FOX news convincing himself that he’s part of the ‘elite’ despite being a nearly destitute man#who came from nothing knocked up his college gf had a meagerly successful career the earnings of which he lost in the stock market?#vermin!!!!
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sigh-tofm · 2 months ago
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when they come home drunk…
… price
- thinks it’s important that he loudly tells you he’s married while you steady him upstairs to bed. points to his ring incessantly, slurs on and on about his perfect wonderful wife with the big ass and soft tummy. you roll your eyes and can’t help but smile when he doesn’t let you hold on to his arm to support him. something about protecting his virtue for his wife, as if you’re not standing right beside him. proceeds to lock you out of your own bedroom when you finally get upstairs, telling you his wife will be home soon so he can’t have a strange woman in their bedroom (but still remarks on your wonderful ass). you decide it’s too early in the morning to persuade your drunk husband to let you in, so you go down to sleep on the couch. you wake up with price sleeping soundly on the floor beside you, having gone to find his wife when she never showed up in his bed the night before.
… kyle
- gets sappy and apologises for being away. loses all concept of time when he’s drunk, says he’s sorry, he didn’t mean to be away so long, he was thinking of you the whole time, the guys pulled him along and he couldn’t say no. while he’s on his knees at your feet, pressing his face to your thighs and mumbling into your marbled skin, almost making you lose your balance with his fervent apologies, you gently remind him that you were the one who made him go out with the boys because he needed to unwind after a stressful weekend of combat drills, and that he had left with them less than two hours ago. he refuses to hear and only hugs your thighs closer, so much so that you have to support yourself on the wall. turns out all he needed to relax was you.
… johnny
- is horny. almost starts drooling when he eyes you at the top of the stairs, after struggling to close the entrance door for a good minute, causing you to investigate what made all the noise. gets a wild look in his eyes when he sees you in just his t-shirt and makes you scream and giggle as he chases you back up the stairs and to the bedroom. being absolutely shitfaced, he has the coordination of a tranquillised moose and stumbles head over heels across the floor, catches his foot on the doorway and narrowly misses the edge of the dresser with his head as he falls. still, his little soldier is courageously tenting his pants when you worriedly lean over him and he gets a good look right into the collar of your shirt.
… simon
- is emotional and clingy. can’t get enough of you, won’t leave you alone. you can’t make out half his words when he’s had this much to drink (and the mancunian in him breaks out too, making it ever harder to make out the words), but you play along, smile and nod and let him sit on the closed toilet seat and talk and talk while you do your night routine in front of the mirror. so lucky to have you, luv. how could’a lug like me get a pretty one like you, luv. his melancholy statements of love become comfortable background noise for you as you remove your makeup and apply moisturiser. lets you wash the sweat and grime of the day off his face with a washcloth, closes his eyes while you massage your floral-scented moisturiser into his skin, never once stopping his little speech. ambles after you out of the bathroom, holding on to the hem of your shirt, when you’re all finished and ready for bed. his devoted mutters only let up when be falls asleep next to you.
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queerwhohatesithere · 5 months ago
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being so normal rn lying lying lying i got a goodnight text with a <3 and her saying she missed me and saying it’s okay for me to say that (bc i’m paranoid) aaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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