#she a toasty bitch

[toastingpencils37]

Bruh. Tell me fucking why for Taylor Swift's new album, there are FOUR separate fucking cd/vinyl whatever the fucks where it's the album + ONE bonus track.

It's just so fucking stupid OMFG. If you have motherfucking bonus tracks, you put them all together in a Deluxe edition, or maybe just one "whole album + one bonus track" thing. Not MOTHERFUCKING FOUR

And these are all Target exclusive too.

[blughxreader]

I've been watching natural disaster documentaries and I'm so down bad for the idea of Platonic Yandere! Batfam during a blizzard.

They obviously have enough supplies to maintain a small village, so no one is pressed when sudden snow picks up. Batman has special cold-resistant suits for all of them but when the windchill drops to the negatives, their patrols are an hour at a time.

When the blizzard finally hits, they escort stranded cars to safety for as long as possible before the white-out makes it impossible to work.

That first night, they're all huddled in the the smallest lounge, fireplace roaring and hot chocolate in hand. You're pulled to the very front of the pile, bundled in blankets and Tim's various school hoodies and up against the rolling heat of the flames.

Despite the temperature breaking record lows, you've never been more toasty. Chocolate on your tongue and cheeks hot from the fire, they only let you unbundle yourself when you complain about sweating.

However much the others bitch and moan, Jason and Bruce are the ones at your side. They're packed full of muscle and do a great job of trapping in heat, so the skinnier Bats have to settle for watching you. Jason and Bruce take great pleasure in draping a big arm around you, pinning you so close to their sides that you have to fold your arms to keep them from getting squeezed.

Bruce insists you sleep in his bed, since this is one of the few times he gets to fall asleep at the same time as you. Damian insists, on account of being the least efficient at maintaining heat (i.e. the smallest), he should join you two. Bruce relents with an amused smile. You fall asleep pulled almost fully across Bruce's chest with Damian wound tightly around you.

The whole situation would almost be reminiscent of a family enjoying the winter holidays, had it not been for the Bat’s palpable longing.

Normally, they're desperate to touch you, to hold onto some part of your person and bask in the closeness. But with their fingertips cold and a slight shake to their limbs—they're ravenous.

Their yearning mixes with the cold and spurs on their dark thoughts more than the heat ever has. They have to hold you or they'll die. They have to feel your warm breath fan their faces. They have to take your body heat and to give you theirs.

Physical intimacy seems so much more personal when they could die from the cold (never mind the fact that they're at a healthy temperature).

Fights break out faster as they get more clingy, and Bruce creates a rigid schedule. The Bats must follow the rotation by the second, no bartering time for favors, and no incapacitating others to extend your time.

The weak sun travels the sky and snow swallows houses whole. Almost two days in, the power cut and everyone was forced to move into the small living room. Using the back-up generators, they powered only a few important rooms in the house and set up space heaters in every corner. Blankets were nailed over windows and Damian and Tim had a mini bitch-session over the unusable internet connection.

Dick and Jason carried down mattresses, while Tim, Cass, and Steph found every blanket and pillow in the house. Damian and Bruce brought up laptops, monitors, and a radio for work. Alfred is forced into the recliner with an instant water heater and a teapot by his side. He hasn't complained once, but everyone knows the cold isn't kind to his joints.

Then there's you, sitting on a pile of blankets and pillows and wrapped in sweaters, throws, hats, and gloves. You almost threw a fit because you were warm enough, but Cass's darkened face silenced you immediately. She backed off when you settled into Steph's side, gloves and all.

The time passes slowly. On the third and worst day, the wind chill reached negative 50. The house rattled and creaked against the cold, and the Bats took turns nestled against you.

Dick flipped through his old high school year book and told you stories about the students, while Steph chimed in with made up-ones to add drama.

You and Damian played a game that involved finishing each other's drawings.

Tim pretended to be stuck on a video game level and let you help. Cass somehow procured a party horn that she honked to celebrate each victory.

Despite how hard Jason tried to avoid Bruce, they always finished their books at the same time and left to get more. They returned with arm-fulls of books and a frozen snack that they shared with you.

At the end of the week, when the sun finally began melting the snow and the were having an increasingly difficult time keeping Bruce from the cowl, they were all sick of each other.

It was slightly satisfying, considering you never caught a break from any of them and this was a taste of their own medicine. The Bats finally returned to duty after a spectacular meltdown from Dick after Bruce asserted his opinion one too many times.

You, however, remained locked in the living room nest for several more days because "it's still too cold for you to sleep alone" and "patrols will be very short until crime picks back up."

It was already safe to return to your room, but there was something so comforting about knowing precisely where you'd be at any given moment. And Bruce, settling into the couch after patrol to thaw his frozen limbs, melted at the sight of his kids all piled up together.

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[bubbles-for-all-of-us]

You write for Kaz brekker too ? I didn't know that

How are you love ? Hope you're taking care of yourself , staying hydrated and getting enough sleep 🫶 .

Here's my request ( no Pressure pls ) : I was wondering what if y/n is a dreg , but she and kaz haven't worked together yet , but they go on a job or something and kaz finds out that she's even more unhinged and psychotic than him and he instantly falls for her , a few years later when y/n asks him how he knew she was the one for him , he tells her and y/n is taken aback but also happy that he fell in love with her because of her darkness , and didn't shy away from it .

I'm sorry if this was not coherent , I'm tired rn and I was too excited 😅 anyways tc 💜

warning: blood, mental of past trauma, touch aversion, murder, loss of family members.

Bloody hands

It's an early winter morning. A different one than a handful of years back. No freezing toes or fingers. No blue lips. Clattering teeth. A growling belly. A fireplace is roaring happily and the room is nice and toasty. A warm blanket is draped over your frame but the main source of heat is the body that you’re lazily snuggled against.

It takes you another handful of breaths to take in your surroundings. Ones that even after a couple of years still felt like a joke of imagination. Surreal. Like a dream. One before you die maybe… “Good morning, my darling”, a husky voice pierced through your mind. Making you turn slightly. And here he was. A soft smile broke on your face because there wasn’t a moment now that you weren’t grinning from ear to ear when you looked at Kaz. “Morning”, you muttered softly, turning to snuggle back against his chest. Kaz didn’t flinch. Haven’t been flinching for some time now. At least not when you touched him. Others still ticked him off at times and he was still firmly against any touching with his team and friends. But your touch had always been different to him. “It has healing powers”, Kaz had muttered on one of the first nights when you two had started working on his touch aversion. It had been a long process. One that required a lot of patience. But the result had been worth all the sweat and tears.

“How did you sleep?”, Kaz slowly moved his fingers through your hair, reaching to wrap his arm around you, pulling you even more tightly against his chest. “I always sleep well with you in my bed”, you muttered, palm resting over his heart and the neatly tattooed initials of your name there. “Touché. And to think that you go claiming that you’re an independent woman…”, you didn’t have to see Kaz’s face to know that he was smirking. “You, sir, think too highly of the company you provide”, you jabbed a finger against his ribs playfully making Kaz let out a barely audible chuckle. “You flatter me one moment and stab me the other”, the fake wounded tone that he carries made you let out a breath laugh yourself, as you scooted up on his chest, bracing your hands on either side of him before narrowing your eyes at the now man laying beneath you. Kaz stilled for a moment his hand coming up to cup your cheek before he used your delightful hum as a distraction to flip you both over. Both panting with breathy chuckles.

“Dreamt of you today”, he murmured, making you still. “What do you mean?”, you frowned slightly. Kaz had never been a dreamer. Through the years of you two being together, he only had nightmares or dreamless sleep. “Do you remember the first job we did together, miss black leather boots?”, Kaz teased, brushing his nose against your cheek before leaving a couple of kisses along your shoulder. “You never called me miss back then if I remember correctly you called me a bitch the first time we met”, you shrugged, “And you loved the boots so don’t give me shit for it mr. Black gloves”, you bopped his nose, making Kaz roll his eyes.

“You blew up my warehouse with your makeshift bombs, sorry my words of endearment were harsh”, he hummed right as your hands reached to comb through his way longer black hair. “See, the way I remember it. That building was in my way so the only logical solution was to move it”, you pointed out innocently. “I always liked this unbothered wild side of you”, Kaz admitted after a moment of silence, “No fucks to give, no fear for tomorrow”.

Even if by now you two knew more than well that there had been nothing but fear. Yes, you had made a name for yourself and yes your and Kaz’s paths crossed by accident but it felt as if your two were meant to find one another. Both were utterly beaten by the world but so in need of a company that understood without words what the other felt.

“And here I was thinking that you loved watching me pulling knuckles out of the two bastards the most”, there was humor there but by now Kaz knew that it was simply your cover-up for pain. “I didn’t love it but I was glad to give you closure”, he admitted leaning in to kiss your temple. The way you had helped Kaz to pay an overdue visit to Pekka. Kaz had found the man responsible for your family's murder. Turning a blind eye to the ways you dealt with them.

“Why do you even love me?”, your quiet words jab at Kaz like the sharpest of knives. “How can you even ask that, darling?”, he shakes his head in disbelief. He hadn’t believed in love before he met you. “You know I hate sappy but I read poetry to you, you wear my clothes and get to kiss me whenever you want”, you rolled your eyes at his statements, “Not to mention that I would slaughter a whole town without a second thought if that would lead me back to you”. You crooked your head to the side, watching him, “I like you with your hands bloody, Kaz Brekker”, you smiled up at him. “I’d gladly get them bloody for you Y/N Brekker”, reaching up Kaz carefully took a hold of your hand kissing the sparkling stone on your ring finger.

[undertale-anomaly20]

MK11 Filler chapter reader VS intro banter

How you walk in (if you’re the first one to say something): a large fireball falls from the sky crashing into the ground and creating a dust cloud, (Name) walks out of the dust with embers following her and on her body she says something, opponent says something the embers disappear and she gets into fighting position

How you walk in (if you’re the second one to say something): The opponent says something (Name) walks in and says something, you raise your hand with the palm facing up and make a mini fire tornado on it then make it disappear and get into fighting position.

Fatality 1# Burning love: She saunters up to the opponent, grabs them by the back of the neck, and pulls them into a kiss, it looks sweet at first but then she breaths fire down their throat, while they muffles out a scream, burning them from the inside and drops them leaving a burning corpse on the ground as she walks away.

Fatality 2# heartburn: She grabs the opponent by the throat and thrusts her fist through their chest, they yell in agony, she rips their heart out, leaving a large gaping hole in their chest, and sets the heart on fire. She lets go of the opponent and they sway a bit before they fall back and bleed out.

Victory pose: She punches with one fist on fire then the other and she does it twice before crouching down to the floor and propelling into the air with her legs turned into one large flame with a victory yell, her eyes glowing bright, embers and little flames go around her in slow motion

Friendship Toastie: She smiles and blasts fire into a small fire pit before sitting on a log near the new campfire she grabs a stick off the ground puts a marshmallow on the end of it and roasts it over the fire humming happily.

Sindel VS (Name)

Sindel: How does it feel to have so many men wanting you? (Name): Not as great as you think Sindel: My dear girl you have no idea what power you hold

(Name): You stay the hell away from my daughter Sindel: I will have that child (Name): I'll burn you to a crisp and rip out your damn voice box, you old bitch

Sindel: Mileena chose you? (Name): Why? you mad? Sindel: More like disappointed

(Name): so you claim Mileena as your daughter? Sindel: she has my blood running through her (Name): technically

Sindel: You dare fight your queen (Name): Lady you are many things but you are no queen Sindel: I will silence your insolent tongue

Shao Kahn VS (Name)

Shao Kahn: I will have my granddaughter Earthrealmer (Name): Like hell, I'll let you get anywhere near her Shao Kahn: Such strong words for a dead woman

(Name): You really cared about Mileena? Shao Kahn: She was my daughter (Name): Maybe there is some humanity in you

Shao Kahn: You killed me with help from the elder gods (Name): I don't need them to fight, Shao Kahn Shao Kahn: Show me if you have improved, worm

(Name): Mileena meant the world to me Shao Kahn: As she should as your Kahn (Name): As my wife first and foremost

Shao Kahn: We both know one truth in this world (Name): That the elder gods are good for nothings Shao Kahn: On that, we can agree

Rambo VS (Name)

Rambo: You were taken from your world? (Name): To fight in a war that wasn't mine Rambo: Never thought anyone could be so cruel

(Name): You're a weapon of war? Rambo: I'm what they made me (Name): That makes two of us

Rambo: You're serious? (Name): Dead serious Rambo: There's no way I'm an action star

(Name): What do you fight for? Rambo: To stop the corruption of the government, you? (Name): To build a better world for my little girl

Rambo: You look like hell, lady (Name): Feel like it too, bud Rambo: War'll do that to ya

Shang Tsung VS (Name)

Shang Tsung: Such potential your daughter shows (Name): You keep your hands off of her Shang Tsung: Then may I place them on you?

(Name): You've got a lot of nerve, Shang Tsung Shang Tsung: All I want is for the girl to thrive (Name): More like turn into your puppet

Shang Tsung: Such a rare beauty stands before me (Name): Not interested, Shang Tsung Shang Tsung: Time in the flesh pits will change your mind

(Name): I thought I'd never see you again Shang Tsung: Did you miss me, My dear? (Name): Miss you? I was pissed off you came back

Shang Tsung: Taken from your world once again (Name): What are you talking about? Shang Tsung: My dear. Do you truly think this is the first time?

Spawn VS (Name)

Spawn: Are you sure your kid isn't an evil little hellspawn? (Name): Calithea is only 2 years old, Spawn Spawn: Doesn't answer my question, Lady

(Name): Does it still hurt? being away from your wife. Spawn: Every god damned day (Name): At least she's still alive

Spawn: You remind me of a little girl I knew once (Name): How so, Spawn? Spawn: She had the same soul you do

(Name): Are all people from your universe as dark and grim as you? Spawn: me? you should meet Batman (Name): I've already met him. He still torments himself

Spawn: The gods pulled from your world to fight in this one? (Name): and never gave me a way back Spawn: It's a special kind of hell, isn't it?

Robocop VS (Name)

Robocop: You are this world's champion? (Name): Yeah I am, tinman Robocop: Your services are needed

(Name): From what I understand the government turned you into a soldier Robocop: It was for the good of the people (Name): But what about you?

Robocop: You wife and husband? (Name): Both dead, Mr. Murphy Robocop: I understand the pain of loss, Miss. (Last name)

(Name): I'm Sorry for your loss, Alex Murphy Robocop: How do you know my name? (Name): My world knows about you and what happened to you

Robocop: Kano is coming with me (Name): Sonya won't be happy about that Robocop: Mrs. Blade will have to deal with it

Nightwolf VS (Name)

Nightwolf: Your eyes have dulled, young one, what happened? (Name): This world took everyone I loved Nightwolf: I cannot imagine your pain

(Name): Is fighting really necessary? Nightwolf: I need to be sure you are strong enough to survive (Name): If it puts your mind at ease then so be it

Nightwolf: I have many regrets, young one (Name): No one goes through life without a single regret, Nightwolf Nightwolf: You have grown so much

(Name): You've met people of the Mohawk tribe? Nightwolf: My ancestors were close to them (Name): do you know a man called Ratonhnhake:ton?

Nightwolf: I'm Sorry, Young one (Name): You know I don't blame you Nightwolf: But I blame myself for not saving you

Terminator VS (Name)

Terminator: You are the one known as Firecracker (Name): Where the hell did you hear that? Terminator: Johnny Cage sends his regards

(Name): Where I come from your story is a fictional movie Terminator: What is the ending of this 'fictional movie'? (Name): Doesn't end the way you want

Terminator: (Name) (Last Name) age 28 (Name): You've read my file, Terminator? Terminator: As well as the contingency for you

(Name): You're not meant to be here, tin can Terminator: I go where my creators send me (Name): Hope they don't mind me sending you back as soup

Terminator: You are the Pyromancer of this universe? (Name): One of the strongest Terminator: I will terminate every last one

Rain VS (Name)

Rain: You are not ready to face off against me (Name): Last time I checked I whooped your ass Rain: I will not be caught off guard this time

(Name): What do you want, Rain? Rain: To pay you back for your disrespect (Name): You mean kicking your ass?

Rain: Such a Beautiful flower (Name): This 'flower' is poisonous Rain: Beautiful AND deadly

(Name): What is this a rematch? Rain: You will not win this fight, mortal (Name): Famous last words of an idiot

Rain: You face a son of Argus, mortal! (Name): I face a pompous moron who thinks he deserves god-hood Rain: I will show you the price for insolence towards a god!

Mileena VS (Name)

Mileena: My Kahnum~ (Name): My Kahn~ Mileena: Shall we dance, my love?

(Name): This can't be real Mileena: You doubt my return, pretty bird? (Name): More like I'm doubting my own mind

Mileena: Our daughter, pretty bird? (Name): She's so beautiful, Mileena, she looks so much like you Mileena: I ensured she would have your smile and heart

(Name): This is another trick of Shang Tsung? Mileena: He made many of us (Name): But none of you could ever replace her

Mileena: You have fallen for another?! (Name): It's been 8 years, Beautiful, I needed to move on Mileena: I will rip them to pieces and eat their heart!

Sonya Blade VS (Name)

Sonya Blade: Is this your idea? (Name): Just want to spar with you Sonya Blade: Don't say no one warned you

(Name): I've got a bone to pick with you, Sonya Sonya Blade: For what exactly? (Name): How you treated Cassie when she was little

Sonya Blade: Stand down, (Name) (Name): This is none of your business, Sonya Sonya Blade: Anything to do with threatening Earthrealm is my business

(Name): Seriously, Sonya!? Sonya Blade: What's got you riled up? (Name): A contingency plan for my daughter!?

Sonya Blade: Master Hasashi wants me to test you (Name): Again? Why? Sonya Blade: He said it's classified

Johnny Cage Vs (Name)

Johnny Cage: What's poppin', Firecracker? (Name): Ugh, seriously, Johny? I'm not a kid anymore Johnny Cage: You'll always be my baby sis to me

(Name): No way, Johnny Johnny Cage: Come on! Think of the profit! (Name): I'm not selling my life story for some koin!

Johnny Cage: Sooo how's my little niece doing? (Name): *Laughs* Cali's Doing fine Johnny Cage: Make sure she comes by later

(Name): On a good level I respect you Johnny Cage: Kinda hard not to, pop rocks (Name): And then the level drops

Johnny Cage: You really respect me? (Name): Better than that. I'd call you my brother Johnny Cage: *sniffles* Hold on I got something in my eye

Cassie Cage VS (Name)

Cassie Cage: Heya, Aunty (Name): Oh no. Did Johnny tell you? Cassie Cage: Dad legally adopted you! Now you're my Aunty (name).

(Name): Little sparring match, Commander? Cassie Cage: Just keeping up with ya (Name): Let's hope you can catch these hands

Cassie Cage: Are you going to let Cali fight when she's older? (Name): Not if I can help it Cassie Cage: She'll have to learn one day

(Name): No Cass Cassie Cage: I'm just wondering (Name): I have never seen Johnny THAT way

Cassie Cage: The number of guys you got wanting you (Name): It's not a good thing, Cass Cassie Cage: Are you kidding? I'd kill for that

Jacqui Briggs Vs (Name)

Jacqui Briggs: Takeda keeps asking about you (Name): I'm not going to risk him getting hurt Jacqui Briggs: You're hurting him by not saying anything

(Name): Ready to go, Jac Jacqui Briggs: Always, (Nickname) (Name): Try to keep up, Soldier

Jacqui Briggs: So many guys (Name): Not this shit again... Jacqui Briggs: I mean damn, girl, save some for us!

(Name): Does Jax know we're doing this? Jacqui Briggs: Know about it? It was his idea (Name): Of course, it was

Jacqui Briggs: Dad's been worried about you (Name): Why? I'm fine, Jacqui Jacqui Briggs: You've been too quiet for him and me

Jax Briggs VS (Name)

Jax Briggs: Johnny's sister now, huh? (Name): Yep, adopted me and everything Jax Briggs: Just don't go turning into a mini Cage now

(Name): You've got to stop blaming yourself (Young skin) Jax Briggs: I should have tried harder (Name): No one knew it would be like that

Jax Briggs: You ever thought of retiring? (Name): I don't get the luxury to entertain the idea Jax Briggs: Maybe it's about time you tried

(Name): You really need to let it go, Jax Jax Briggs: Not happening (Name): It was one BBQ

Jax Briggs: You've gotten better lately (Name): Just wanna make you proud Jax Briggs: I'm always proud of you

Raiden VS (Name)

Raiden: Lady (Name) I require your aid (Name): What do you need, Raiden? Raiden: Your strength is needed

(Name): I've got a question for you that's been driving me nuts Raiden: What ales you, Lady (Name)? (Name): Have you met a guy named Thor?

(Dark) Raiden: Your are disrespectful of the gods, Mortal (Name): You lost my respect years ago (Dark) Raiden: I do not need your respect only your obedience

(Name): You swore to protect the innocent, Raiden, not slaughter them! (Dark) Raiden: I am protecting those who will not harm Earthrealm by ending the ones who can (Name): A distinction without a difference!

Raiden: There are days I wonder what life I could have as a mortal, Lady (name) (Name): Who knows, Raiden, maybe in another timeline Raiden: But would we still know one another

Baraka VS (Name)

Baraka: Nay aka ratakka tahar kombat! (Name): Krata nara taka rattaka Kombat (Let this be the perfect Kombat) Baraka: Indeed, Earthrealmer

(Name): I have a great amount of respect for you, Baraka, as well as your skills Baraka: The feeling is mutual, Lady (Name) (Name): That being said I'm still going to win

Baraka: The young one needs to learn our ways (Name): She's far too young for it, Baraka Baraka: It is part of her heritage!

(Name): You carry an anger towards Mileena? Baraka: She caused the near extinction of my people! (Name): Then blame the executioner

Baraka: You are needed in Outworld! (Name): I need to retire, Baraka Baraka: Lies! You are made to fight!

(Name) VS (Name)

(Name): What the hell is this? (Name): Am I dreaming right now? (Name): Trust me, Honey, I don't think we are

(Name): Is your Calithea a pyromancer too? (Name): Calithea? Who's that? (Name): You poor woman

(Name): Did you come here to torment me, Shang Tsung? (Name): I'm telling you the truth! I'm you! (Name): Prove that you can fight like me then!

(DC skin) (Name): We're the same person (Name): I don't run around wearing a mask and skin-tight spandex (DC skin) (Name): Jason doesn't seem to mind it

(Name): You're too naive for this (MK9 skin) (Name): Why? Because I want everyone to have a happy ending? (Name): No...Because you believe that everyone deserves to live

Noob Saibot VS (Name)

Noob Saibot: The shadows call for you, Lady (Name) (Name): They can have me when I'm good and ready Noob Saibot: They will have you now!

(Name): Are you still in there, Bi-han? Noob Saibot: All that remains is his hatred and vengeance (Name): Then there's nothing to talk about

Noob Saibot: You will submit to me (Name): And why would I do that? Noob Saibot: Because you have no other choice

(Name): In another timeline...maybe I could have saved you Noob Saibot: This is my destiny, nothing will change it (Name): I beg to differ

Noob Saibot: You are not worthy of the life you live (Name): And you're not worthy of licking my boots Noob Saibot: I will bring you into death's cold embrace

Kano VS (Name)

Kano: Now there's a sight for sore eyes (Name): Keep it in your pants, Kano Kano: Aw don't go spoilin' my fun

(Name): The very thought of you sickens me to my core Kano: And the thought of you gets me goin' (Name): I'll castrate you, asshole

Kano: You'd make me a bloody mint, you would (Name): I'm not one of your fighters, Kano Kano: I was thinking of 'other' services

(Name): Been poking around other universes lately? Kano: Now what gives you that idea? (Name): A certain Mr.Murphy is looking for you

Kano: Come to finally get a taste, darlin' (Name): More like bringing Sonya an early birthday present Kano: Now where talkin'

Kabal VS (Name)

Kabal: You're a lot more 'developed' than when I last saw you (Name): I was 18 Kabal, 10 years does that to ya Kabal: Still though. Damn

(Name): Ready for me, Speed racer? Kabal: I've been ready for a while (Name): Well come on then, let's go!

(pre-burn skin) Kabal: One shot, babe~ (Name): Do you not know anything about manners, Kabal? (pre-burn skin) Kabal: I know a lot of things. Like how to make you scream

Name: What's up, Carlos? Kabal: God damn it. Did Cage teach you that? Name: Yes right after teaching me the nut punch

Kabal: You really here to kill me? (Name): No. Just trying to get to Kano Kabal: As long as it isn't personal, Babe

Jade VS (Name)

Jade: This is to be a test of strengths? (Name): I need to make sure you're strong enough to protect Kotal when I'm gone Jade: Very well then. Let us begin

(Name): So~ You and Kotal?~ Jade: Please, (Name), leave it be (Name): Absolutely not! Do you know how long I've waited to tease Kotal?

(Revenant) Jade: You don't know me as well as you think (Name): We never had enough time to grow close (Revenant) Jade: we will once you die

(Name): Being a follower of Shinnok doesn't suit you (Revenant) Jade: Better than being Raiden's lap dog (Name): I'm my own leader

Jade: Kitana Kahn has summoned you, (Name) (Name): I'm not going back into service, Jade Jade: It is necessary to protect the Kahn

Kotal Kahn VS (Name)

Kotal Kahn: Calithea is a pyromancer? (Name): Shocked me as well Kotal Kahn: Then her training must begin immediately

(Name): So~ You and Jade?~ Kotal Kahn: That is a private matter, (name) (Name): Like you never asked me about Hanzo

Kotal Kahn: Does seeing your friends pain you? (Name): The long-dead ones? Of course Kotal Kahn: See it as a blessing for another chance

(Name): How has your training been going? Kotal Kahn: My body is restored and as strong as ever (Name): We'll see if those words are true

Kotal Kahn: The loss you have suffered, (Name) (Name): I still blame myself, Kotal Kotal Kahn: His death was not your fault

Kollector VS (Name)

Kollector: Such lovely features (Name): Not sure whether to be flattered or concerned Kollector: They will fetch me a high price on the market

(Name): Why serve Shao Kahn when he enslaved your people? Kollector: It is better to serve him than be killed (Name): Death is something I'd prefer

Kollector: Shao Kahn demands you bring him the girl (Name): Over my dead body Kollector: That can be arranged for you

(Name): Shao isn't outworlds Kahn anymore, Kollector Kollector: He is the one true Kahn (Name): You're delusional

Kollector: The price on your head is most tantalizing (Name): Bet the one on yours is worth more though Kollector: All too true, Earthrealmer

Geras VS (Name)

Geras: You are an anomaly in this universe (Name): God you sound just like Miguel Geras: He is not here to save you though

(Name): You're really gonna try this, Sandman? Geras: You are in the way of Kronikas plans (Name): I'm gonna send you back in blocks of cement

Geras: I will snuff you out, pyromancer (Name): I'm not so easily extinguished, Geras Geras: A mear ember masquerading as an inferno

(Name): How are you never afraid to die Geras: I will never die. It is against Kronika's will (Name): You poor man. My heart goes out to you

Geras: Timeline after timeline I have been through (Name): And your point is? Geras: Never have I seen you before. You are...new

D'vorah VS (Name)

D'vorah: You seem to be displeased to see this one (Name): Displeased is putting it mildly, bug D'vorah: This one will put an end to your misery

(Name): You die today, D'vorah D'vorah: What could this one have done to cause such fury? (Name): You killed my husband, You bug bitch

D'vorah: This one admires your strength, Earthrealmer (Name): Flattery gets you nowhere D'vorah: We will use your body to make the hive thrive again

(Name): Shao Kahn should have wiped you all out D'vorah: Yet he kept this one alive (Name): Another dumbass decision he made

D'vorah: You have thwarted this one many times (Name): It's just way too much fun pissing you off D'vorah: This one will enjoy dining on your flesh

Skarlet VS (Name)

Skarlet: You were Mileenas Kahnum (Name): And proud to stand by her side Skarlet: And yet where were you when she was killed?

(Name): You've got some seriously messed-up ideals Skarlet: You play with fire with such a malicious nature (Name): Says the one with the blood fetish

Skarlet: You Killed D'vorah? (Name): With my bare hands Skarlet: Such a waste of rare blood

(Name): You and Erron were a thing? Skarlet: he was once with Nitara as well (Name): He must LOVE dangerous and crazy women

Skarlet: You're from a different universe entirely (Name): Yeah? What of it? Skarlet: Such a rare delicacy your blood must be. I must have a taste!

Sheeva VS (Name)

Sheeva: You dare to challange me? (Name): Never, Queen Sheeva, simply a sparing match Sheeva: Then show me what you are made of, Earthrealmer

(Name): I'm sorry for what happened to Prince Goro Sheeva: We do not pity others in our culture (Name): It's not pity, Queen Sheeva, It's empathy

Sheeva: Your daughter holds much potential (Name): She is my daughter after all Sheeva: As well as Empress Sindel's granddaughter

(Name): Baraka is a man of his word. Sheeva: That remains to be seen (Name): He would never go back on his word

Sheeva: You have a request for me? (Name): Swear to me if anything happens to me protect Calithea with your life Sheeva: You have my word, Lady (Name)

Erron Black VS (Name)

Erron Black: Stars alive, Darlin. Ain't you a sight for sore eyes (Name): *laughs* well aren't you the charmer, Erron Erron Black: For you? Always

(Name): I've heard about Nitara and Skarlet, Black Erron Black: Aw damn it (Name): Seems to me like you've got a most bloody type

Erron Black: How about a few rounds, Ma'ma (Name): Eyes on me then, Erron Erron Black: They always are

(Name): What did I tell you about taking Calithea out on your jobs? Erron Black: No harm no foul, (Name), She's fine (Name): Little boy, You haven't seen mama bear mode, have you?

Erron Black: You Thinkin' 'bout somethin', Darlin'? (Name): I'm thinking it's about time I teach you a lesson Erron Black: By all means. Teach me~

Cetrion VS (Name)

Cetrion: You should be thankful to the Elder gods (Name): For what exactly? Cetrion: For giving your life meaning

(Name): You're one of the Elder gods that pulled me from my universe Cetrion: You are correct, (Name) (Last name) (Name): I owe you a lot of pain for what I've been put through

Cetrion: You must let go of your anger towards him (Name): Never! He after what he did?! Cetrion: He did what was best for the realms

(Name): Do you know what it's like to lose someone so important to you? Cetrion: Losing Shinnok was a devastating blow to the balance (Name): Not that kind of important, Cetrion

Cetrion: The harem you have is impressive (Name): Why does everyone keep saying that? I don't have a harem! Cetrion: Yet your heart is torn asunder

Liu Kang VS (Name)

Liu Kang: Kung Lao Believes he is your equal (Name): Last time I checked I kicked his revenants ass Liu Kang: Not that kind of equal I'm afraid

(Name): It hurts so badly, Liu Kang  (God skin) Liu Kang: If I could bring her back I would in a heartbeat (Name): She was everything to me

Liu Kang: The Shaolin could use a woman of your caliber (Name): Is it a life of peace, Liu? Liu Kang: Fighting is rare among them if you so chose

(Name): Calithea has taken a liking to you Liu Kang: I find her name for me queit adorable (Name): Shall we begin, fireman?

Liu Kang: I regret not acting upon my emotions earlier (Name): Neither of us knew what was to come Liu Kang: And yet you suffered the most

Kitana VS (Name)

Kitana: Mileena was always fond of you (Name): She loved me, Kitana, as I did her Kitana: You brought out the humanity within her

(Name): I already told Jade no Kitana: Outworld is in dire need of your help (Name): I have a daughter to look after and a love to mourn

Kitana: Does it bother you that Mileena and I look similar (Name): Sometimes. I loved her very much, Kitana Kitana: Does that love carry over to me?

(Name): How does it feel to be in charge now, Kitana Kahn? Kitana: It is a burden. I still believe you should have taken the throne (Name): I'm a mother first and a fighter second

Kitana: Being unable to return to your home... (Name): It's a pain all too familiar, Isn't it? Kitana: Very familiar

Kung Lao VS (Name)

Kung Lao: You wanted to test your might, My lady? (Name): That and humble you a little, Lao Kung Lao: This will be quite the challenge for you

(Name): You really want to bet on this? Kung Lao: If I win we go out on a date (Name): If I win I get to wear your hat

Kung Lao: Skarlet has to be the creepiest woman of outworld (Name): She said she'd suck you dry, didn't she? Kung Lao: The only woman I will ever allow THERE is you

(Name): What's with that look, Lao? Kung Lao: Just excited to spar with such a strong woman (Name): I can see just how 'excited' you are

Kung Lao: In another time line do you think we would have met? (Name): Maybe, Lao, part of me hopes so Kung Lao: If there is a next one I will ensure we are together, in both ways

Frost VS (Name)

Frost: Shirai Ryu loving mutt! (Name): Oversized ice maker! Frost: I'll show you what this ice maker can do!

(Name): The hell did you do to yourself? Frost: Kronika maked me perfect (Name): She put a leash on you like the dog you are

Frost: I'm going to turn you into a popsicle (Name): I have firepower, discount Elsa Frost: A campfire against a blizzard? funny

(Name): What the hell are you doing here, Frostbite Frost: To bring your head to Kronika (Name): Not happening, reboot

Frost: You're a disgrace to your gender (Name): Says the rip-off version of Elsa Frost: Who the hell is Elsa!?

Joker VS (Name)

Joker: You wanted a piece of me, Sparrow? (DC skin) (Name): This is a personal fight and you know it! Joker: I'll be sure to give the red hood your head

(Name): I can't believe you're not pissed off Joker: What are you talking about? (Name): You don't know? Shang Tsung has been masquerading as you

Joker: Such a raw and splendid powerhouse, you are  (Name): What the hell are you talking about? Joker: Simply marveling at my newest weapon

(Name): One question for you, Joker Joker: What would that be, my dear? (Name): What hurts more? A or B? Forehand or backhand?

Joker: Last time I saw you, you were in a warehouse zip-tied (DC skin) (Name): You remember me, Joker? Joker: Impossible to forget the girl who came back like the boy wonder

Sub-Zero VS (Name)

Sub-Zero: You are returning from fighting? (Name): I'm done with that life, Kuai Sub-Zero: Then let this be your last

(Name): Grandmaster blueberry ice? Sub-Zero: Have you been hanging around Johnny Cage again? (Name): Well he IS legally my brother

Sub-Zero: Your daughter would make an exceptional Lin Kuie (Name): Calithea is going to have nothing to do with fighting Sub-Zero: You cannot protect her forever

(Name): I still don't understand why you pursue me? Sub-Zero: The memories of when we first met and how you are driving me to not give up (Name): You fell for a foolish girl who is an even more foolish woman

Sub-Zero: What would you do if the timelines were reset and our storise rewritten? (Name): If you were destined to be with another? I'd let you go Sub-Zero: And I would seek you out, (Name), There is only one you

Scorpion VS (Name)

Scorpion: You truly wish to retire, (Name)? (Name): All I want is to settle down, Love Scorpion: One last fight then you may rest

(Name): Calithea is a pyromancer, Hanzo Scorpion: Then it appears we have a lot of work ahead of us (Name): She'll have her mommy and daddy helping her. She'll be fine

(Revenant) Scorpion: You can follow me, My flower, and stay by my side (Name): I'm still in mourning, my love, but Calithea still needs me (Revenant) Scorpion: She is welcome to join us as well

(Name): Calithea asked something of you, Love? Scorpion: She has asked for a younger brother (Name): Well, looks like we'll have to get to work then~

(Revenant skin) (Past) Scorpion: What happened to you, (Name)? (Name): I loved and I lost you, Hanzo (Revenant skin) (Past) Scorpion: I will prevent the loss and save you the pain

Fujin VS (Name)

Fujin: The number of people I see viving for your attention, Lady (Name) (Name): Everyone keeps saying that but I prefer having only one partner Fujin: Then allow me to throw my hat into the ring

(Name): You knew of the plan from the beginning Fujin: It was for the good of the realms (Name): How do you expect me to trust you?

Fujin: You wish to dual with me? (Name): Simply testing myself against a god, Fujin Fujin: Very well then, Lady (Name)

(Name): Calithea is looking forward to her play date with you Fujin: As am I. She is most enjoyable company, Lady (Name) (Name): Just don't toss her too high this time, Fujin

Fujin: The realms need it to happen (Name): New timeline means a clean slate, Fujin, no memories Fujin: We will meet again, my breeze, I will ensure it

Ladder ending: (Scene shows (Name) standing over Kronika with her foot on her head) I had no reason not to go after Kronika. She was the cause of so much pain, not just to me but to everyone I love. (Scene changes to the readers clothes change then to floating in front of the hourglass) Once I finally beat her ass into the ground I took the Hourglass and tried to make a better world but no matter what I did everyone still got hurt and my daughter, my beautiful Calithea, would never have existed. (The scene changes to (Name) floating in front of the Hourglass from behind her where the Hourglass is changing image within it) So I looked at every possible timeline, through everyone who would have defeated Kronika, to see if they could do better (The Hourglass stops on Fujin) until I found him. (The scene changes to (Name) letting Fujin defeat Kronika) Turning back time I gave Fujin the priviladge of defeating her (The scene changes to Everyone happy and Mileena Holding Calithea, who looks a little different and has more of Tanya's traits as (Name) is smiling softly, standing away from them, as she eroded away into dust) I know this isn't the ending I want...but..It's for the best. My daughter, my sweet baby, gets to have a better life even if I won't be a part of it. Goodbye, Cali...I love you so much

Calithea VS Others (None of Calithea's battles are for Kombat but for play fighting so there are no fatalities per say more like friendships) entrance: a medium-sized size ball made of leather stitched together rolls across the floor, a bell inside it making it jingle, with Calithea chasing it while giggling when she stops picking it up and looks to the 'opponent' if she's talking first she tilts her head smiling. if she is talking second/ replying she speaks gently puts the ball down off to the side and bounces ready to 'fight'.

'Fatality 1# 'deadly' bite: She launches at the 'opponent' her sharp canines beared and tackles them to the ground and nibbles them on their neck pretending to eat them. She giggles as the opponent plays dead and she stands on their belly with her arms raised over her head in 'victory'

'Fatality' 2# Tinder love: She lifts her hands and pretends to set the opponent on fire by running up to them and placing it on their leg (since she's below knee height) and says "Woosh! you're on fire now!" The opponent playfully pretends to burn to death while slowly dropping to the floor.

Victory pose: She giggles running around in a circle, with her arms out like airplane wings, before spinning on the spot and posing with her arms in the air, hands lit with fire, her right leg lifted off the ground and her left leg on the ground on her tip toes with a big smile on her face. Little embers float around her in slow motion as her giggle rings out.

Friendship Drawn to me: She giggles plops her butt on the floor pulls out crayons and paper from out of nowhere and begins drawing with various colors for a bit before showing the drawing. It's of her and whoever her opponent is as stick figures and scribbles holding hands with smiles. She giggles and flexes her toes happily.

(Also I should clear up something. I noticed that I had Calithea, at the start, calling (Name) mommy and Mileena mama but somewhere I changed that to (Name) being a mama and Mileena being Mommy and I am sorry but I won't be changing it in the storyline because it will give people false update notifications and it would take too long for me to go through it. Again sorry for any confusion)

(Her defalt skin, the clothes she wears throughout the story, is the one with the purple dress and tiara)

Calithea VS (Name)

Calithea: I'mma win today mama! (Name): Oh I'm not mama...I'm the tickle monster! Calithea: No! not the tickle monster again!

(Name): Hi sweetie! what'cha doin'? Calithea: I wanna train with Mama! (Name): OK, Cali, whatever you want

Calithea: MAMA! I learned how to dodge! (Name): Really? Who taught you that? Calithea: Mommy did!

(Name): Cali, look at you baby Calithea: Is wrong mama? you look like you're gonna cry (Name): Nothing's wrong baby... I'm just happy to see you growing

(Mini-Mama skin) Calithea: Look, mama! I'm just like you! (Name): Aww! My sweet baby!~ (Mini-Mama skin) Calithea: Mirror match, Mama!

Liu Kang VS Kung Lao

Liu Kang: Lady (Name) is not an object to bet on Kung Lao: I couldn't agree more Liu Kang: That being said may the best man win

Kung Lao: She deserves to be with someone who can match her strength Liu Kang: I could not have said it better myself Kung Lao: Which is why I will win this match

Kung Lao VS Skarlet

Kung Lao: We are not here to parley, are we? Skarlet: I came to suck you dry Kung Lao: Sorry but I'm saving myself for a special lady

Johnny Cage Vs Jax Briggs

Johnny Cage: Is it just me or does the number of guys going after (name) worry you too? Jax Briggs: It's the one thing we can agree on Johnny Cage: Oh the stress of being a big brother

Jax Briggs: I still can't believe you adopted her Johnny Cage: You mad that you didn't think of it first? Jax Briggs: More like this world didn't need another Cage walking around

Mileena VS Kitana

Mileena: She is still mine Kitana! Kitana: What are you implying, Mileena Mileena: I see how you look at her

Kitana: (Name) misses you dearly, Sister Mileena: Sister?... You see me as such? Kitana: She opened my eyes to how she sees you

Raiden Vs Fujin

Raiden: The timelines will reset brother Fujin: It is for the best, Raiden Raiden: But will it be best for her?

Fujin: Lady (Name) is a wonderful mortal, is she not? Raiden: In many ways. What are you getting at, Fujin Fujin: I simply have decided to court her

Sub-Zero VS Scorpion

Sub-Zero: (Name) has many looking for her love, Hanzo Scorpion: And she has already made her choice Sub-Zero: That will do little to stop others

Scorpion: Cease your attempts to woo my flower Sub-Zero: You ask the impossible of me Scorpion: Then I will force you

Calithea VS Love interests of her mother

Calithea: Hi Hat man! Kung Lao: Hello Calithea. What brings you here? Calithea: I wanna know why you look at Mama like Daddy does.

Kung Lao: Calithea, Have you seen your mother? Calithea: Mama's playing hide and seek with me! Kung Lao: May I join in on your game?

Calithea: Why do so many people hug mama? Kung Lao: Your mother has many friends, Calithea Calithea: Yeah but she's MY mama

Kung Lao: What's wrong, Calithea? Calithea: Can I play with your hat? Kung Lao: Maybe when you're older

Calithea: I found a koin in Mama's room! Kung Lao: A koin? Calithea: Yeah it's on a ribbon and has a dragon on it!

Calithea: Mama used to talk a lot about you Liu Kang: Really? Why did she stop? Calithea: It made her sad all the time

Liu Kang: Hello, Little one Calithea: Fire man! Did you come to play tea party with me? Liu Kang: Yes, I even brought the sweets

Calithea: Fire man why do you smell like Mama? Liu Kang: I um gave her a hug Calithea: But I thought only Daddy's lips were allowed to smell like her

Liu Kang: How would you feel if I became your father? Calithea: I already have a daddy, Fire man! Liu Kang: You have 2 mothers why not 2 fathers?

Calithea: Aunty Kitana likes you! Liu Kang: As flattered as I am, little one, my heart belongs to another Calithea: aww! But she really likes you!

Calithea: Mr.Ice! You found me! Sub-Zero: Indeed, young one Calithea: Now you go hide and I'll find you!

Sub-Zero: Your mother said you are a pyromancer Calithea: huh? What's that? Sub-Zero: It's something very similar to Hanzo

Calithea: Daddy said to stop flirting with Mama Sub-Zero: I am simply expressing how I feel for her Calithea: OK but It's Daddy you'll have to deal with

Sub-Zero: You look excited today, Calithea Calithea: Yeah! Mama said you're gonna show me snow! Sub-Zero: Let us hurry then. There is much to see

Calithea: DADDY! Scorpion: Hello, My daughter Calithea: Let's play daddy!

Scorpion: Calithea have you seen my kunai Calithea: ....noooo.... Scorpion: I can see you hiding it, young lady

Calithea: Daddy! I wanted to ask you for something! Scorpion: What is it you wish for Calithea: Can I have baby brother please!

Scorpion: What are you doing, My daughter? Calithea: Wanna fight daddy! Scorpion: *chuckles* very well then

Calithea: Daddy? What's wrong? (Past/klassic skin) Scorpion: Nothing, young one, nothing at all Calithea: Then why do you smell different?

Calithea: Windy man! you came! Fujin: Indeed, young one, are you ready? Calithea: yeah! let's play!

Fujin: Are you sure your mother does not mind? Calithea: She's okay with it! Fujin: Alright then. Arms wide

Calithea: Mama said We're staying with daddy Fujin: Would you not prefer the sky temple, young one? Calithea: No thank you. I wanna stay with daddy

Fujin: Young one? (God skin) Calithea: Windy man...I'm scared Fujin: Fear not...everything will be ok

Calithea: Mama still misses mommy Fujin: She was a better woman than she was created to be Calithea: I wish I met her...

Calithea VS Family

Calithea: Nana! The screamy thing you do is so cool! Sindel: *laughs* My darling, Would you like Nana to show you how? Calithea: *gasps* Yes, please!

Sindel: You remind me so much of Kitana Calithea: But everyone says I look more like mommy Sindel: I never had the chance to meet her

Calithea: Mama said to be nice to everyone... Sindel: Your mother doesn't seem to be giving good advice Calithea: But If someone is a jerk I can bite them

Sindel: What are Nanas' rules if you are alone and there's a stranger? Calithea: If they offer ice cream, candy, puppies, or fun I kick them in the nuts, I scream, I run Sindel: That's my good girl

Calithea: I Have a grandpa? Sindel: He is very excited to meet you Calithea: Really!?

Calithea: Nana said you're my grandpa! Shao Kahn: Indeed I am! Calithea: WOW! You're huge!

Shao Kahn: Time to train, Calithea! Calithea: Like mama or mommy? Shao Kahn: like the both of them

Calithea: Mama said you do bad things Shao Kahn: Your mother doesn't know the half of what I do Calithea: Mama also said you're a buttface

Shao Kahn: You look so much like my daughter Calithea: What was she like? Shao Kahn: Feirce and deadly. As anyone of my lineage should be

Calithea: Why do you be nice to me? Shao Kahn: I treat my children with respect Calithea: You weren't nice to mommy

Calithea: Aunty! You came to play! Kitana: Yes, Little spark, I did Calithea: Fire man is over here! he brought lollies!

Kitana: You wish to learn how I use my fans? Calithea: Yes! I wanna dance too! Kitana: *laughs* Pay attention then, Calithea

Calithea: Mama said other you took mommy away Kitana: Yes. I'm sorry, Calithea Calithea: Don't come after mama please. Mama is all I got

Kitana: Your mother is a very strong woman Calithea: Well yeah..mama's tough Kitana: I wonder how much stronger she has become since then

Calithea: Mama said you tried to fight her a long time ago Kitana: Yes, she was 18 at the time Calithea: Nobody messes with my mama

Calithea: Mommy? Mileena: My baby bird Calithea: *sniffles* My mommy!

Mileena: You have fangs! do you use them? Calithea: sometimes...I bit mr.Sy on his arm once! Mileena: Such a good girl!

(Mini-leena skin) Calithea: Look Mommy! I'm you! Mileena: Oh my sweet little bird! (Mini-leena skin) Calithea: Let us dance!

Mileena: Dose your father love you and your mother? Calithea: You mean daddy? yeah! He loves us lots! Mileena: As long as he treats you both well

Calithea: Wanna go have a tea party mommy? Mileena: Of course, Little bird! I would be honored Calithea: YAY! come on! Aunty and fire man are already waitng for us!

Calithea: UNCLE JOHNNY! Johnny Cage: Hey! It's my favorite niece! Calithea: I'm your only neice!

Johnny Cage: Ready to become a star? Calithea: yeah yeah yeah! Johnny Cage: Ready? and Action!

(Tinkerbell skin) Calithea: Uncle johnny! look! (wolf man skin) Johnny Cage: We are gonna get so much candy! (Tinkerbell skin) Calithea: we gonna get all the candy!

Johnny Cage: Ok, Tiny! Ready for the close-up? Calithea: Yeah! Let's go! Johnny Cage: Ready on set!

Calithea: Mama said no! Johnny Cage: Aw come on, Tiny! Calithea: Mama dosen't want to be a movie star!

Calithea: CASSIE! Cassie Cage: hey cuz! What's up! Calithea: Mama said we could play today!

Cassie Cage: Hey punkin! Ready for games! Calithea: YEAH! What are we playing? Cassie Cage: This one's called catch the hands!

Calithea: Mama looks sad when looking at daddy since his eye look white Cassie Cage: She's...Having a bad day punkin' Calithea: But why? Daddy loves Mama

Cassie Cage: Don't worry! I'll Catch ya! Calithea: Promise? Cassie Cage: I promise!

Calithea: Cassie...Why are you sad? (god skin) Cassie Cage: I'm not, sweetie, I'm happy Calithea: Then why are you crying?

Calithea's Ladder ending: (The scene shows Calithea looking afraid up at Kronika who stood over her) I was super scared when the mean bald lady came after me but I don't know what happened. She kept saying she was gonna hurt my mama (The scene changed to Calithea her hands bloodied and Kronika's disembodied head at her feet her clothes changed to a more god-like appearance) I got really mad! After the mean lady stopped moving I could feel a lot of stuff (The scene changed to her messing with the hourglass) I played with the big glass cup thing and looked at all the people moving but...I missed Mama and Daddy. I tried making the glass cup give them back but I made it worse! (The scene changes to Calithea turning back time over and over and over again) Mama didn't come back! Mama was gone! daddy didn't know who I was! (The scene changes to the Hourglass shattering and the world dimming) I Don't know what to do! MAMA! MAMA! I WANT MY MAMA! (The scene changes to Calithea curled up in a ball floating in a blacked-out background with her eyes closed while sleeping) Mama...I'm tired mama....I'm so sleepy...Mama

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A/N: For @guilty-sugar , winner of my first milestone giveaway! My fellow heart pirate homie hopper asked for something soft and snuggly, so that's what you're gunna get! I love you so much my suga suga, I hope you enjoy! 💖💖💖💖💖💖

Passing through the icy, cold Seas, the Polar Tang hummed softly as she swam through the depths. It was early, too early, you thought to yourself as you shifted slightly again. 

While your body was exhausted from your long shift in the boiler room, content and warm in Penguins loving arms, your brain wouldn't stop running. Over and over, thinking stupid and mundane things; you sighed softly as your eyes slowly blinked open. 

Glaring at the darkness, you tried to let your eyes shut but they wouldn't, your lids snapping right back open to stare into the dark room. 

"... why are you thinking so loudly?" 

You winced sadly, frowning to yourself as you shuffled in your man's grasp, meeting his tired eyes. 

"I'm sorry, my love," you started, only to be cut off as he moved in and kissed you, his hand moving from your side to gently hold the back of your head. 

Your lids finally fell shut, a soft sigh leaving your nose as you kissed him back, curling your body into his comfortably. He pulled back after a moment and brushed his nose softly against yours, gently murmuring to you,

"Don't be sorry, my lovely Sugar… I was just teasing," His hand returned to your side and his thumb immediately began ghosting over your hip, his dark eyes watching you as you made yourself comfortable again. 

"Rude," you teased back just as gently, one hand brushing back hair from his face before resting on his chest. Your smile fell slowly, and you sighed again, chewing the corner of your bottom lip as you looked back up at him. 

"I just… I can't turn it off." 

Penguin gave you a small smile in return, leaning down to press a warm kiss to your forehead before he replied, 

"Want me to read to you? Or we could fuck? That always works," he purred, giving you a wolfish grin.

You snorted and hid a laugh behind your hand, rolling your eyes with a grin as you bit out, 

"No, you horn-dog, god-" 

He grinned and moved his hand up to dig his fingers into your side, pulling a laugh from you which he quickly shushed you, his grin unwavering as he replied, 

"Don't insult me when I'm trying to help you, that's so cruel babe!" 

Before you could respond, two upside-down heads came down from the top bunk, glaring at the both of you as Shachi snapped, 

"Can you bitches be silly somewhere else?" 

His partner agreed with a tired, "Yeah!" 

Penguin groaned and rolled his eyes, throwing up a middle finger he didn't care if they could see or not as he responded lightly, 

"Actually, no. Eat shit and ignore us." 

They both gave a sound of irritation and pulled back, the top bunk creaking slightly as they settled again. You gave Penguin a shocked look, but a grin was still present. He laughed softly and pressed another kiss to the side of your head before settling down against you.

"... is there anything I can do?" 

His words were so soft you almost didn't catch them, his breath toasty against your ear as his arms pulled you to him once again. You shook your head and yawned, blinking back blurry vision as you buried your face into his neck. 

"You do more than enough," you breathed back, shivering slightly as his fingers danced slowly up and down your back. "I love you." 

"I love you," his whisper was immediate, every ounce of love he had for you pouring into those three words. "So much."

It wasn't long until your breathing settled, a soft smile washing over Penguins face as he pressed his cheek into the side of your head. Never would he have thought that you coming onto the ship and changing the entire crew the way you had, that you would have looked at him and said, "That's the one I want." 

Penguin, the Heart Pirate, the North Blue-born boy, laid next to his lover, confused how he could ever be worthy of love like this. The wondrous simplicity of it all. 

He blinked tiredly as he yawned into your hair, letting his eyes finally fall shut as you began to snore softly. As always, only then would he feel safe knowing you were dreaming, hopefully of him.

He could wonder why you love him later. 

[docwritesshit]

FUCK IT IM ON MY CYCLE

What the Hazbin bitches would do to help you on your period

Charlie

-Sweets. All the sweets you want bby. All the chocolate, all the hard candies, all the caramel, anything you want.

Vaggie

-Never letting you lift a finger. She is out and ready to get you anything and everything. She is on standby with bags of your preferred sanitary product, your favorite snacks, and a little pick me up gift like a new supply for your hobby

Angel

-CUDDLES QUUUEEEEENNN. Knows how bad periods can get through Cherri, whom I hc as having really bad ones. Get ready to be all toasty and warm as he wraps you up with a heating pad and a good movie on, and you just snug as a bug in rug

Husk

-Master of the little things. No alcohol for you, hormones are a bitch during this time and he ain't amplifying them. However, you always notice you have a nice mug of tea or coffee instead. Maybe hot chocolate with a nice whipped cream too if he's feeling really nice that day

Nifty

-She gives extra attention to your room. She doesn't have any problems with any blood at all so sheets are already cleaned, dried, and your bed is already made with your plushies all posed in cute ways

Alastor

-I can just imagine him seeing you just hunched over on the couch in pain, and then a bottle of pain killers is just on the table. Maybe a dinner from your favorite takeout place is outside your door as soon as you open it.

Sir Pentious

-Orders the Egg Bois around to do things for you, all the whole afraid to touch you after he made a comment once and he ended up with a few black eyes, a broken fang, a new suitcase to add to his baggage.

That's all I got for now

[queenofbaws]

Queenie my dear may I please request 💧?? Thanks and hope you’re doing well!!

💧Share something romantic/hot from your WIP, or just something sweet if it's gen.

for you kenzie??? anything ;)

jeez louise, an actual-factual queenie fic where there's SOME level of spice???????? at all?????? who'da thunk it??????? :Oc hehehehehehe maybe i'm not a one-trick pony after all...........................

“Yeah, I don’t know about you, but I definitely didn’t plan on getting chased by a bear.” “Or mercy-killing a moose.” “Ooor getting lost in a mine!” “Or walking halfway across the fucking countryside to get to this place.” “Or for Emily to be such a major bitch.” Letting his hands slide a little lower, Mike quirked an eyebrow. “Speak for yourself, ma’am. I fully expected that.” The last shred of Jess’s apprehension disappeared (or so he hoped) and she laughed, tipping her head back while pressing every other part of herself against him. “Smart man…” “My point being,” he interrupted, finally bringing his earlier desire to fruition by skating his fingers over her shoulder and catching the strap of her bra, pushing it aside to press his lips to the spot instead. “I’m a little worked up…” Another kiss. “You’re a little worked up…” A third. “But this place is the size of a shoebox, okay? If there was anyone else here, we’d know. We’d be shaking hands with them. Trading recipes for banana bread. Neighborly stuff.” She didn’t say anything to that, instead leaning into his touch, sighing when his mouth moved up to her neck. “So what say we…oh, gee, I don’t know…make our way back to the couch…get nice and toasty in front of the fire…and figure out some kinda way to work out all this excess energy, huh?” He felt her throat buzz as she hummed, and without her saying anything, something about it had him grinning. Even when she nudged him back, he couldn’t help smiling, trusting she was putting juuust enough space between them that they could look at each other. “Will you…maybe close the shutters first? Just in case?” she asked, wrapping her arms around him, her fingers carding up through his hair.

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

(vibrates) it's slug time

loving the slang... "tightness all day long" "today is toasty". also love that "babes" survives way into the future. 15 this is ur legacy. "that woman was her sister" incest implication??? 2 minutes in

TURN LEFT /triggered

the design in this is impeccable.

this is so sims coded.... from the creators of "doctor who is a tv show" theory we bring u-> "doctor who is a videogame"

if u were disappointed with the focus on magic this ep this ep is rlly giving classic scifi parody lol

CRAZY DAYS

there's a lot of wordsmith-ing in this ep….eyes emoji

i love ruby sm now she's so resourful in every ep

this episode is like "this is how an anniversary multi-doctor multi-companion multi-master webcam special could still win"

ok but seriously. ppl are gonna be like "phones bad is dumb of course people look where they are!!!" bro. they dont. and yeah it can have deadly consequences. there's a reason "dont text and drive" campaigns happen.

ruby has done SO many callcenter type jobs forreal.

SLUG TIME SLUG TIME SLUG TIME.

DR PEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

this episode is amazing

"is that thing something to do with you?" bitch (i got a bit spoiled that she's a racist (damn "looking at tumblr for 2 secs to vibe check" habit) so im looking at this with more hindsight than u are supposed to sdlkfjd)

bluie light celeste and gold motif in ruby and the doc's backdrops? also fifteen in orange <3333333 my beloved

the interior design is ON POINT this ep "you dont know how to walk without the arrows?" "condescending much?" bitch

this episode is so fun lol

"fifteen nd ruby react channel" realness (WHICH…..HEY…….DO U KNOW WHAT PPL REACT TO………………………. T V SH O W S (clown make up fully on))

ruby has done so much service calling jobs forreal lol the sheer patience

the doctor really wanting to lose their minds here but having to hold it together is peak doctor sdkjfsd (also very realistic of the struggles i expected a black doctor to work thru)

there's a bit of a theme of instinct vs programming going on here.

"surrounded by this woodland forest thing. it's like, really natural"

hashtag obsessed with it the catharsis im feelin tbh. 2 ppl being like "yo mass killing is rlly wrong" while the cacophony of the internet ~fun goes on and on. where's the [fiction]

ITS LIKE LOVE ISLAND THE PLANET. BRO. bro im so WIRED IN /clown make up intensifies

penny pepper bean still strong holding the 12 ppl still in the tory party together in the year something something

"ruby and the doctor struggle to lie in the moment" is my favorite recurring trope

the doctor using the sonic as a remote right there……………….. im running out of clown make up ya'll

"you did NOT just "@everyone" realism

no one ever listens to the goths….

until its too late…

its interesting that there's no cameras in their feeds, tho. right? like. that's the layer i think it's profoundly different to irl in this satire / social crit. ppl are *locked out* of the real world bc they're looking at their screens, but they do that bc the screens are a constant waterfall of billions of camera footage either of individuals or coporations or institutions. always producing "content". so like is not that ppl dont "see" anythign irl but they see it all thru a filter or thru editing,,,, but its fine i get what the satire is going for slkdfj but yeah. i think thats why it may feel a bit "not quite capturing" of the current ~digital ethos

fifteen so close to losing it- fifteen if u want to go for a bit of a timelord victorious i wont judge. u can have it. as a treat.

doctor who is a videogame energy bbc merch idea -> zombies run type podcast but it's the doctor and ruby telling u where to go for a job so u dont die. (russel get on this)

YOU STILL HAVE BATTERY PROBLEMS

"this is your fault!" iconic. classic who

so many ppl have presumably died so far. god bless. we needed an ep like this. proper high body count who feels good. feels organic.

rip the au where these were the beatles. thats 1 theory im really gonna mourn for the rest of the series lol

plaza 55…… orphan 55 reference???

great abrogation sounds important.

"i will get out out of here. i promise" obligatory doctor mirroring moment.

oh shit.

"thi iss SO manual"

"hands off" I LOVE THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The doctor x companion x some bland guy love triangle DREAM omg

"he says they're saving us to eat for last (snob voice)maybe we're the most tasty" scream. this ep is so fun.

pentecost's style was so on point.

wasnt her battery running out? (i may have missed something sldkjf)

bro stop hitting the fucking gas pipes oh my goddddd

holy shit. RICKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that was brutal.

racists are gonna hate this episode so much lol

fifteen getting to experience all the microaggressions/outright aggressions thirteen didnt. yay progress(???) "thats voodoo" holy shi t

"maintain the standards of finetime" rtd was pissed when writting this lol

fifteen is not doing all rightkids.

ncuti's "who's my doctor? he's a black man" prophecy comes FULL CIRCLE

fifteen looking at US tho…………… this is a tv show man. this is a tv show. this is - *im struggle against my straight-jacked as im graddged back to the cushion-walled cell*

the plot twist of this ep………… phones good actually. thank u phones. u are doing a service.

CONCLUSIONS!

so there's a lot of ways to chop this one…

"racism and capitalism still exists in the future" is a trope that it's kind of limiting / always grates me in some ways (it feeds into the anti-racism of ppl whose politics doesnt trascend idealist philosophy -> that is, it is an anti-racism that can't conceive of an end to racism bc it doesn't actually have a political project that address the material causes of racism and just tries to fix the "natural prejudices" away with "education". in other words, it cant portray a word without racism bc it cant *conveive* of one.) . however i think im more open to it this time / this series since s11 onwards the focus has been so much on telling stories about the present with scifi make up on. and i think this one manages to do that rlly well. ___

another vertice to look this one on is whether... is it really "doing anything" to have racism portrayed on screen (and other bigotry) in a scifi story? if u already experience racism or understand it happens, who is served by this? it's hurtful to watch and it's like missing the chance to "show a different world" is possible thru scifi. and the counterargument to that is on a """""color blind"""""" 2020s world it is rlly cathartic and re-affirming to have stories that *show* the realities of the world, and that dont shy away from showing those realities in fear of them coming off as "over the top" (bc they arent. some ppl will still walk away from this ep thinking "haha fun satires" but like. this is literally how White Rich People Talk. in real life.......) and again in this one time i think it works really well bc doctor who has… probably never done this? lol there's moments with martha and ryan for example, but never going this hard on it. but im open to discussion tbh. i think the angle of "is this a story about racism for white people to learn or is it a cathartic for *black / brown people to experience catharsis in" is gonna be one for fruitful discussion in the future. ___

besides the socio-political points,,,, bro this episode was a thrill ngl sdlkjf like so many simple, excellent moments like the girl walking into the light post. the made up slang and the real slang!!!!. the excellent interior design. "ruby and fifteen react to doctor who". just lots of fun little details. the execution was really inspired.

character point -> tbh fifteen at the end feels like a bit of Growth from like, ten at his worst moments -> "he's not the person you would have chosen to survive, but if you could decide who lives or dies, doctor, that would make you a monster"

also kinda wonder how this episde will hit for newbies / Not Us. i think a lot of its gut punch comes from dw never doing this before and so the strenght of subverting those expectations. is this an story that stands on its own w/o all the 60 years of context? we'll have to show it to our normie friends and see lol

[aurorasilverthorne]

Unholy Notions

Chapter #2: Bargains & Broken Chains

___________________

Rosie took a deep breath to steady herself before knocking on Alastor’s door. “Al, dear, can we talk?” No reply. She turned the nob only to find it locked. Undeterred, she took a pin from her hair and picked the lock until she heard it click. Rosie pushed the door open and poked her head inside. “Alastor?”

The room was equal parts swamp and luxury suite. Rustic, yet quaint, like The Radio Demon himself. Rosie stepped through the entry and the door swung closed behind her. Another sharp click told her the deadbolt was in place. She kept moving her heels clacking against the dark hardwood.

Two plush chairs sat in front of a giant marble fireplace, the wall above adorned with a set a massive antlers and picture frames whose portraits were half hidden in shadow. Fire crackled and hissed, a myriad of white, orange, yellow, blue, and red licking at the grey stone hearth.

Alastor occupied one of the armchairs, a glencairn full of homemade whiskey in his hand.

Rosie sighed. “Oh, Alastor…” She closed the distance between them and took his hand as she lowered herself into the empty seat beside him. “Turn to me, baby, not the bottle.”

Alastor stared at the dancing flames, their pale light casting dark shadows across his strained expression. “What was she thinking? The sheer audacity of that child…”

“Charlie means well,” Rosie said, her voice barely more than a whisper. “Is it really her you’re upset with, or your father?”

Alastor bristled. “Don’t—” His face became a twisted blend of sorrow and fury. “Rosie, please…”

“Al, you’re nothing like that bastard,” she persisted. “You’re not abusive or neglectful and you’d never abandon the ones you love. He wasn’t a real man. You are.”

“Have you forgotten my seven year sabbatical?”

Rosie grimaced. “That wasn’t by choice. That bitch forced you to leave. If not for that damn deal I’d —”

“Let’s not speak of it. Just thinking about her makes my head ache.”

Rosie reached out and gently eased the cup out of his hand. “We need to decide what to do about Charlie. She wouldn’t have come to us unless it was necessary.”

Alastor tilted his head to look at her. “You want this…don’t you?” It wasn’t a question so much as a realization slamming into him like a full speed freight train running off its track.

Rosie wrapped her arms around herself rubbing her arms more from anxiety than a lack of warmth. Alastor always kept his room toasty. It was a nice contrast to her own skin, which was always cool to the touch. “She’s offering us the chance to start a family. It’s what we’ve always wanted, something we thought we’d never have.”

“The child would be Charlie’s heir—not ours.”

“Her heir in name only,” Rosie corrected him. “Charlie doesn’t know the first thing about being a parent. She’ll be too busy with the hotel to raise a kid. We’d be the main influences in the baby’s life. Al, our child would be the next king or queen of Hell.”

“And what do you think that vile woman will do when she learns we’ve conceived? That our progeny will inherit Lucifer’s throne? You and the fawn would never be safe.”

Rosie tsked. “Alastor, sweetheart, you’re not thinking straight. We wouldn’t be doing this out of the goodness of our hearts. You made a bargain with the princess, didn’t you? Use that to cancel your agreement with that slithering skank whore.”

If Alastor could’ve frowned, he would have. “Charlotte’s not powerful enough to nullify a soul contract—not from a demon that strong.”

“She isn’t,” Rosie replied, “but her father is.”

Alastor’s eyes widened. He hummed in thought, the look on his face pensive. Rosie had a point. Charlie refused to embrace the darker side of her nature. This hindered her abilities. Lucifer had no such qualms. He was the devil. His power absolute in Hell. “Rosie, darling, you’re brilliant!”

“Oh? How kind of you to notice,” she teased.

He leapt up from his chair, pulled her into a tight hug, and twirled her as she laughed before pulling back to look at her with what was likely the first genuine smile she’d seen from him since his return to Pentagram City. “I’ll regain my freedom. We’ll have our family. And that harlot can go fuck herself!”

Rosie giggled. “You promise?”

Alastor rested his forehead against hers. “I promise.”

Rosie peppered his face with kisses. It’d been so long since they’d been affectionate. Any time Alastor showed even the slightest bit of positive emotion, the cunt at the other end of his leash would give it a painful tug, a reminder that he’d never be happy or free so long as he was tethered to her. Rosie hated that woman more than anyone else in heaven, earth, or hell.

Alastor cupped her cheek and leaned in for an actual kiss. Rosie wrapped her arms around his neck moaning against his lips. He only stopped when the need for them to breathe forced him to.

“I love you,” he whispered.

Rosie opened her mouth to reply, but paused when she felt him tense in her embrace. “Al? Honey? What’s wrong?” He began to choke and wheeze.

To her absolute horror, a glowing collar and chain appeared around his neck, each thick, heavy, and made of black steel. She grabbed the metal in a futile attempt to remove it only to let go with a hiss, her hands blistered from mere moments of physical contact.

Alastor raked at his throat with his claws fighting for air. The person holding the other end of his chain jerked him upward where he dangled in midair. Rosie screamed Alastor’s name as he clung to the chain to avoid being strangled.

The door to his suite burst open. Charlie ran in first followed by Lucifer and the rest of the hotel residents. Charlie gasped while the others froze horrified by what they were seeing. It was Lucifer who acted. “His contract—was it signed willingly or under duress?”

“She tortured him and threatened to kill me if he didn’t submit,” Rosie cried.

“Good enough for me!” Lucifer cracked his knuckles then unfolded his wings. He flew toward Alastor pinning him to the nearest wall. “Hold still, Antlers. This is gonna sting.” Lucifer wrapped his hands around the collar. An electrical current tore through Alastor’s body making him shriek in agony.

Three harsh yanks from the king of hell shattered the collar like glass. The chain whipped back disintegrating as it disappeared back into the darkness along with the collar shards that had littered the floor.

Alastor hit the ground hard enough to break bone. Rosie ran to him rolling him onto his side so he wouldn’t suffocate on his own blood in case there was internal bleeding. “Alastor, are you okay? Speak to me!”

All she got in response was a groan.

Lucifer landed nearby livid. “Who the fuck was on the other end of that chain?”

“She…she said her name was Roo,” Rosie said. She was afraid he’d harm her or Alastor if she didn’t answer.

Lucifer’s eyes burned red and yellow as they narrowed “Eve.” He turned on his heel and headed for the door.

“Dad? Where are you going?” Charlie asked.

“I need to get in contact with heaven,” he told her. “Someone needs to catch Adam’s wife before she causes any more trouble. Stay here and make sure no one enters or leaves the hotel until I get back.”

“Okay.”

Charlie waited for her father to leave before she hurried over and knelt down beside Alastor. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

“We couldn’t,” Rosie explained. “That was part of the deal. He wasn’t allowed to tell anyone. Eve would’ve killed him if either of us spoke up.”

“You should’ve come to me anyway,” Charlie protested. “I would’ve helped—protected you from her.”

Alastor pushed himself up into a sitting position his body still trembling from the onslaught. He looked exhausted and his voice was breathy when he spoke. “Forgive me, Charlotte, but while your powers are admirable, they’re nothing compared to the monster on the opposite end of that chain.”

“Is that why you and Rosie refused the surrogacy?”

“About that,” Rosie began.

Charlie shook her head. “We can discuss it in the morning if you want. Right now you and Alastor need to rest. Get some sleep. We’ll have breakfast ready by the time you wake up.”

Rosie nodded. “Alright. Thank you, Charlie.”

The princess left their room with the others in toe. Husk was the last to leave, closing the door on his way out. Rosie examined Alastor for any visible injuries. There were none that she could see.

“I thought I was going to lose you forever this time,” she confessed, her voice breaking under the weight of unshed tears.

“I’ll be fine,” he assured her. “You’ll never lose me, Rosie.”

She helped him undress and get into bed. Nothing else was said. They just held each other close and waited for sleep to claim them too worn out to do anything else. For the first time in seven long years, their dreams weren’t plagued with images of Roo or the torture they’d suffered at her hands. They were free.

___________________

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!!! Hazbin Hotel and all of its characters belong to Vivziepop and Amazon Prime.

[rafedaddy01]

I recommend listening to the song so you can get the vibes of this 🤍 (I would link it here but I’m a broke bitch who can’t afford Spotify)

You’re Special- NF

Notes: I am absolutely obsessed with this song and I think it would be a perfect description of rafe x reader

Yeah, you, baby, you

You're something special

Baby, I know

I know what you're thinkin'

Maybe, maybe I'm wasting your time

But I promise, but I promise

I know that I go back and forth

But I won't let you, I won't let you, I won't let you down

Yeah

“You’re special, baby” Rafe whispered in your ear as you straddled his lap, your hands on his bare chest and his gripping your ass through the panties you had on.

He left wet kisses down your neck until you were a hot mess, “Rafe.. please”

He smirked against your skin, “what do you want, baby?” He spoke, his hot breath sending shivers down your back even though the room was quite toasty.

“I need you”

I meant it when I told you I would change

Meant it when I told you I would stay

Sick of talkin' on the phone, babe

Time to pack your car and come to my state

Come to my place, look at my face, oh, yeah

You know I ain't playin'

I'll send you some money, yeah, hop in the car

And get on the road, here we go

Baby, I can't lie

I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit scared right now, girl, girl, yeah

With a swift motion Rafes shirt that you were wearing was off of your body and his sweats pulled down, he never bothered wearing boxers, especially when you were around.

You said you want more

And I can't blame you for

Askin' me what's somethin' you deserve

You're special

Yo-yo-you're special

Oh yeah, you're special

Yo-yo-you're special

Yeah, I knew it, you was my type

We ain't gotta skip to the highlight

You're the highlight, girl, of my life (woo)

Both of us have got a past, but it's alright

All night car rides

Drivin' through the city, yeah, the view's fantastic

It's automatic, could see you smile, gotta have it

She got me thinkin' maybe I'ma have to put a ring on it, girl

I ain't never been a romantic, but I can romance ya'

Get your shoes on, baby, I am not asking

I'm 'bout to take you out to dinner, put the black dress on

Got the room gaspin', how did this happen?

I don't even know

She's the type to sing my words at the show

She's the type to pick me up when I'm low

And remind me she got my back, no matter what

Yeah, I think she hearin' me now

Say what I think, so I'm thinkin' out loud

I need a woman I know I can trust, and I got one

I guess you can say that she down

Callin' my phone, and she told me she proud

She said my name and I like how that sounds, oh, yeah

(I like that)

I like how this sounds

(Baby, I, yeah)

Baby, don't make me lose myself

I need somebody I know I can trust (yeah)

I mean, I'm being honest

I ain't ever met a girl like you (no)

Baby, you can call me

You can call me anytime

You can call me any day, anytime

You know I'ma answer

I won't let you, I won't let you down, yeah

You said you want more

And I can't blame you for

Askin' me for somethin' you deserve (You deserve it)

You're special, yeah

Yo-yo-you're special

I said, girl, I said, you're special

I said, you're special

“I love when you beg” Rafes voice was husky and it was getting you wetter by the second. “Please Rafe, I need you now, baby” you whined as he ran his fingers over your skin that you could feel getting hotter under his touch. He ran his fingers over your lower lips over the cloth.

You whines as your head rested on his shoulder and small breaths and moans escaped when he moved the material to the side and ran one finger up the slick folds. “You deserve to be loved, y/n, and I’m gonna show you just how much I love you” he said as he pushed two fingers in. You bit your lip to the point of bleeding when he pushed out and back in, all the pressure building too fast. “I-I need you now rafey”

He pulled out and tore your panties off before pushing you down on his cock. Both of you groaning at the feeling. “Fuck” he groaned as his forehead rested on your forehead. “Your so special” he kept repeating into your ear in between nibbles on your neck that had you melting into his arms.

@f4ll-for-you @v21sstuff @rafeysworldim19 @baby19sthings @eventualoptimism @drewstarkeysbae @sevenwivesofrafecameron @rxfecameronsslut @findapenny @r1vrsefx

[infernalapparatus]

【 PREVIOUSLY PLANNED ROLEPLAY 】 - @chasingtitans

DAMN , IT WAS GOOD TO BE ALIVE . It was only the second long rest that the party had, but Karlach was still riding that high of freedom. It was damn near unbelievable - that after ten Faerûn years of fighting and clawing and burning, she was finally free. She had a nasty little parasite squirming about in her brain - BUT GODS DAMN IT , SHE WAS FREE .

No leash held by some high and mighty bald bitch, no more brands. No more fighting devils and demons day in and day out. She was around people again. Real people. She and one of her newest companions - a Drow, named Keiko - had taken up first watch. KARLACH WAS STILL FAR TOO HOT TO TOUCH . The night seemed cold here, but she didn't feel a lick of it. She was far too toasty for that. It wasn't nearly as hot as Avernus had been - which was a good and a bad thing. Good, because she could put her bare toes in the grass and wriggle them around, and breathe in that fresh ocean air - but bad because of the chronic pain. Severe chronic pain. Felt like she could burn up any minute. But she stayed strong.

" You ever think that this was where you'd end up? " The tiefling suddenly chirps, making quiet conversation as she roasts another hog leg. GODS , DID SHE MISS EDIBLE FOOD . " I mean, without the little squiddy hitchhikers. Wouldn't include those bastards in on this. Guessing you've got beef in the gate, like everyone else does? " Small talk. How did one do that, again? It had been so damned long.

[chaeinedup]

First encounter

"Can the day go any slower?"

You couldn't agree more with Innie, sure working at the diner is not as bad as it could be. You get to dress up a little, be in character for a few hours and since the rest of the employees is your friend group, it's almost the perfect scenario. Until you want to rip out Beomgyu's hair when he jokes around a little too much, but that comes in the contract you sign when you choose to be friends with a guy like him.

"We just have an hour left until our shift is over and then we can finally rott in bed for the rest of the day."

Lily always tries to make everyone see the bright side in everything but poor girl is stuck with two sarcastic bastards (You and Jeongin) and a very impacient pisces man. She's the perfect balancing factor, she tries her very best to bring the excitment out of each and every person in the room, works for 5 minutes and then she joins the misery bandwagon.

The bell above the main door made all of you perk up and fix your posture, this sound means business.

"Okay, I'll take their table", those are words you never expected to hear from Beomgyu's mouth on a toasty Tuesday at 6pm. But everyone just assumed he was trying to impress god knows who, or he just couldn't stay still anymore.

...

"Here, so three cheeseburgers menus with two vanilla milkshakes and one chocolate. I'm gonna go to the kitchen to help Jeongin, you and Lily take care of the drinks."

"Sir yes sir" you jokingly roll your eyes at him.

Your favorite part of this job was making the milkshakes, number one because you can make them really pretty and number two there's a recorrent "joke" you have going on with your coworkers.

For each costumer that orders a milkshake, they will get an extra cherry on theirs if any of you think said person is cute, crush material cute. This has led to many discussions on who has questionable taste, who pulls absolutely no bitches and who's always thirsty. Safe to say you don't belong to any of these categories, thankfully you have not only a type but standards as well, something Beomgyu couldn't brag about.

Once Lily was finished with the vanilla ones she approached you while widening her eyes.

"TWO CHERRIES!!", she whisper-yelled, "Do you even know which one of them ordered the chocolate???"

"No, but I have a feeling I'm gonna get it right, one of them is sitting alone while the other two are sitting on the same side, I bet you a month of kitchen duty that he's the one who ordered this one."

"I'LL BET ON IT", Innie shamelessly yelled from the kitchen window.

You threw a glare his way that made him giggle in amusement. Beomgyu quickly grabbed the plates to serve and you followed right behind him with the biggest question known to mankind. !Is the cute guy you have an eye on, the one that actually ordered the chocolate milkshake!

Once you said "Chocolate?" and he let out a "for me, thank you." you cheered knowing Jeongin had yet again lost another bet and will be heading to his third consecutive month in the kitchen. Victory feels good.

You went back to the counter, doing some cleaning, when Beomgyu approached Lily.

"Wait tell me my eyes are decieving me, but... not one... but two cherries?"

"Hey don't look at me, it was y/n."

Beomgyu was frozen in place, he actually thinks he just witnessed a serious crime.

"Hey and proudly, I'd do it again, I mean have you seen him? It was worth whatever you're about to say."

"YEAH I HAAAAVE SEEN HIM BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS!!"

His words didn't seem to be real, there's just no way that you just gave one of Beomgyu's best friends... two cherries....

Your world was falling apart mainly because your actions will definetely have consequences, but also because Beomgyu couldn't seem to be able to hide his resentment.

You had to just smile and say everything was okay so the costumers wouldn't just run out the door, as they probably should.

While coming out of the kitchen doors Jeongin cheerfully announces "I'm the one that lost the bet but it seems like you're the real loser" and you might just have to agree with him.... again....

previous// //next

[meilas]

I used to work at a nursing home serving breakfast and lunch to twenty residents on an assisted living floor. I knew their likes and dislikes. Given a choice between two different meal options, I could guess correctly most of the time which one they would want. I knew who wanted what juice, and who wanted coffee before their meal, and who wanted coffee with their meal. (Occasionally someone would change their juice order and it was no problem to give them a different juice.) They also liked the temperature in the mid to upper 80s on the floor, even in summer, and they often had the fireplace running. It was extremely toasty on that floor.

Dorothy (cranberry juice) wanted coffee with her meal, and Ron (orange juice) wanted coffee any time his mug was empty. (He wanted regular coffee, but the cnas told me to only ever give him decaf. No one could tell the difference in taste, so I brewed two pots of decaf but always gave Ron the "regular" pot.) It became a running joke between Ron and the cnas and I, that he would get the shakes if he was without coffee for even a minute. I would come up to the floor in the morning, go "hey Ron!" and he would hold out his Packers mug to me and shake it a little. Ron was paralysed on one side of his body and confined to a wheelchair, but I did once see him get himself out of his wheelchair and into an armchair just so he could tear the tag off his wheelchair cushion. He had a hard time talking, but no problem making himself understood. He could sing along to every song he knew. That’s how I learned the words to Show Me The Way To Go Home.

Dwayne liked pickled herring, and that was all he would willingly eat before he passed away. I didn’t know him very well, and he was a pretty quiet guy. He sat at the same table as Bill. Bill always had cranberry juice and a big breakfast. He was one of the few in AL who used a wheelchair all the time. Ron was the other. Alan wasn’t with us for very long because he moved in with his daughter a few months after moving into assisted living. He looked a little bit like my Opa, who passed away the year I met Alan.

Caroline (cranberry juice) liked her coffee extra strong, and she would add her own coffee grounds to her coffee. She was a pianist, and I brought my horn and some Christmas sheet music once on my off day and we played together in the nursing home’s chapel. We would sometimes sing “Sweet Caroline” when she would come out for breakfast. I visited with her every day after work in the week before she passed away. I played my flute for her one of those times. I can’t hear the song Sweet Caroline without thinking about her.

Susan (orange juice) had the same last name as my Oma, and her mail sometimes ended up at my Oma’s apartment so I would just bring it to her. Susan sometimes gave me a bunch of change and asked me to get her as many sodas as I could from the soda machine and bring her back the change. She started calling herself my grandma Sue, and I loved it. She was a little bit of a troublemaker. She always looked out for Gertrude, and helped her fill out her meal ticket every day. Gertrude was German and spoke with an accent. She always wanted option A and B for breakfast but she would only ever eat the oatmeal. The last time I saw her, she told me I would make a good mother. (She didn’t know I was trans. At the time, I thought I didn’t like kids because I never interacted with them. I now coach learn to skate and regularly work with kids and I love it.)

Millie liked brown bananas and burnt toast. We would always save the brownest bananas for her. Sometimes she would send the banana back because it wasn’t brown enough! Same with the toast.

Jean always wanted to be first and she had some serious resting bitch face. She could glare across a whole room and you would feel it. She didn’t seem to like me when I first started, but she warmed up to me one day after asking me what the weather was outside and I was able to show her on my ipod. That christmas, she brought homemade pfeffernusse cookies from her family’s house and gave me a couple to try. They were delicious. She was the first resident I knew who passed away.

Ted liked to watch Gunsmoke. He and Ron would also watch football games, and Susan would join them. They were The Trio. Ted had a daughter and a granddaughter. The granddaughter once nearly gave me a heart attack because I looked up from washing dishes one day and saw a rollator (walker with four wheels),just rolling across the dining room. My first thought was “oh my god this place is haunted” and then I realised it was just his granddaughter laying on it and rolling around.

Dorothy 2 was always late for breakfast (she would come out at about 10am) and I was always in the middle of cleaning up when she finally came out. My boss always got mad at me because I wasn’t supposed to serve breakfast after 9-9:30 and the dining room was supposed to be totally clean by 9:30-10. I started saving breakfast for her, and I was done and off the breakfast floor before she came out. I would come back to prep for lunch, and I would take care of her breakfast dishes then. My boss still wasn’t happy.

Diane was a chronic worrier. It was hard not to be frustrated with her. She was friends with another resident whose name I can’t remember. The cnas speculated that she liked the guy. Her favourite song to sing during vespers when the chaplain came around was Jesus Loves Me.

Chuck was really weird. He was very smart, and spoke Spanish and some Hmong, but he would do weird things like shaving his head with an electric razor in the shared living room. He once left the floor and walked to the gas station without telling anyone that he was leaving, and we didn’t find out until the gas station called us to say our resident needed a ride back.

One resident whose name I do not remember (it’s been so long, but I think her name was Enid) once fell while trying to sit down. She hit her head and it bled a lot. I was the only one to see it happen, and I hollered when it happened. The activities director came out of her office to yell at me because she thought I was yelling at a resident. I ended up cradling the resident’s head in my arms while the cnas got towels for her to make her more comfortable before they could get her off the floor. Her biggest complaint was that the floor was hard. I had blood all over my forearms and I was just told to go wash it off in the kitchen sink.

My great aunt (by marriage) Mary was there for a while. Her sister would stop by every couple days and I would get a cup of coffee for both of them. My boss wasn’t happy about that, and said I should be charging the sister for that cup of coffee. Her sister died of ALS very suddenly, and my great aunt moved to a different nursing home closer to her sons and daughter in law. I visited her a few times. She passed away last year. In her last few years, she didn’t know who I was, but she always smiled when she saw me.

Rosemary never came out of her room except when her son came for lunch, which was about once a week. He was loud, but pretty friendly. I was never fond of him, but he never did anything wrong that I can remember. We were supposed to charge him for his meals, but we never did. His mom always had the hottest showers possible, and the cnas hated being the ones to do her showers because their scrubs would be soaked with sweat because not only was the water unbearably hot, her room was like 90 degrees. I never saw her in anything but a nightgown.

I didn’t like Helen at first because she was very picky. But then I realised after I got to know her that she was just picky in the way I was. She liked the chewiest bacon, so I made sure to save those pieces for her. She also noticed when my dinner coworker Darion didn’t do a good job cleaning dishes. I recruited her to help me point out to my boss that Darion was not a good worker. Helen started saving a bunch of silverware for me that had food chunks on them, and then gave them all to me to show my boss. My boss told me to check the dining room before breakfast and make sure Helen had absolutely sparkling silverware, so that plan backfired. After Helen passed away, I ran into her daughter and son-in-law at a Culvers and the daughter gave me her contact info and said I could use her as a reference the next time I applied for a job.

Lil was very quiet. But she had an unexpected sense of humour. Once on my day off, I brought in The Full Monty for the residents to watch, and Lil loved it.

It has been six years since I last worked there, and none of my residents are there anymore. I miss them all.

[halfbakedspuds]

Thanks to @illarian-rambling for the tag

OC Quotes

Rules: write quotes based on the prompt for some OCs, then come up with a new prompt for the next people

My prompt is: a quote about a time you got hurt.

I think I can do this for the protagonists across all my WIP's (plus the two characters from a little side project I've started writing that I'll have some info up for as soon as I finish writing up the introduction post for it)

TW: mentions of disfigurement, allusions to chronic pain, broken bones, amputation, pain, torture, long term psychological and physical abuse, psychological torment, burns, and impalement.

Echoes of Shadows

Johan: Other than that crazy Rostovan motherfucker Maxim dropping the sun on me, I've actually lived a pretty injury free life. Of course, I still need to go in for healing almost every week, but that's just the perks of knowing you will bleed out from a paper cut long before your body manages to close the wound. I don't even think a paper cut can bleed faster than your body produces more blood, but you get my point.

Hans: *Silently shrugs off his coat and pulls off his shirt, revealing scars all over his chest and upper arms, and what look like marks from a whip on his back* This is all you're getting from me.

Anastasia: Gemeendaal, about... three months ago? Around that? Anyway, Johan ask I watch target, learn routine so he can figure out if she is suspect. I pray that Bozhe leave... particulularly toasty spot in hells for whoever installed roof tiles like shit. I step wrong, I fell three stories: break leg. Then there was chase, shootout. Long story, but story for other time.

Maire: Wha', this old thin'? *Hits her mechanical leg for emphasis* Tha' was wae back in th'war, dearie. One o' our guys (Wha' was 'is name...? Jako, A' think) took a bullet while coverin' our retreat. Bein' th'medic, A ran out tae get 'im. Had 'im on mah shoulders an' everythin', runnin' back tae safety with gunfire, explosions, fire,- utter bedlam 'round me. Fifteen measures from our perimeter, A fell. A didnae e'en know wha' had happened at first, hell, A thought A'd tripped and was actually just annoyed. Well imagine mah shock when A looked down only tae see mah left leg about three meters back, cleanly severed by some Bioworker who'd probably been watchin' me through a rifle scope and wanted tae lure our people with me as bait.

Sasha: People always think it must be so nice to be a high order mage, to have that kind of power at your finger tips. "Must be nice to not need fire to boil a kettle", "I wish I could constantly keep myself cool in the summer", "Wow, it must be so fun to sculpt images out of fire," - well guess what else I can do, Svetlana- *points to the burn over her eye*-I can also burn my own bloody face off with just a stray thought, it's fucking terrifying to have this much power.

Children of the Stars

Adrian: When you're in combat, on the defending side of a full scale planetary invasion, sacrifices must be made. No matter how small the payoff, they are cumulative victories. The ship I was on was commandeered by Tyrus drop forces, so I rigged one of their ammo packs to explode and take down the ship. Unfortunately for those Xenos fucks: I survived having more than half my body vaporised. It's funny, really, they called me a hero for saving maybe two, three million lives with my actions. Meanwhile human casualties in that battle were counted in the billions. People are strange creatures.

Lyanni: Adrian had to shoot my arm off after calling an orbital strike on top of us. To be fair, it was stuck, probably crushed well beyond the capability of anything to even mend it, but it still hurt like a bitch. I don't hold it against him though, it was my arm or my life, and given the pressure he was under, I think he made the best choice.

Wilhelm: The Crimson Dawn- for all their talk of being pro-human and believing us to be the rightful masters of the stars- seem to have a very specific and exclusionist policy of what constitutes as human. Clones? Well, we're just faulty hardware and they hated us for being created by them, as if our minor imperfections from their tampering with our progenitor's genetic makeup were some grave offense on our part. We were beaten, hacked at, burnt, spit on, and oftentimes killed over the most minor grievances or demented pleasures, and we were expected to take it all with a smile because our creators had deigned to even give us the time of day. Being the only one who showed enough competency to become a commander, to be put in the limelight and earn Overseer Yalena's favour meant that I often got the worst of it. God knows how much I sometimes wished I'd been one of the rejects, the ones fit for nothing better than immediate recycling. Though, having met Lyanni and Adrian... I think it may actually be worth it to have my life after all.

The Tempest Prince

Jason: I mean, I've been struck by lightning... multiple times. it never hurts any less but my god, the rush of power that follows might actually be addictive.

Helga: Demihumans, like the beasts, are functionally immortal as long as our head remains on our shoulders and our heart is undamaged. And as a hunter, that has been put to the test time and time again in several very interesting ways, but the one that stands out the most was getting run through with a lamp post of all things. Of course it hurt like hell, but you get used to tuning out pain after a while. If anything, I was moreso flabbergasted by the fucking audacity of this bitch.

Alex: Varus, that swamp-nethered moerkont son of a motherfucking who- ...calm yourself, Alex... if you've ever wondered why I'm covered in so many rune shaped burn scars: the Rogues tried to turn me into their aberrants a long time. Turns out, the blood of a Great One and their corruption runes do not mix. Varus- may even the void torture his thrice damned soul- found the pain it caused me... amusing. You can piece together the rest by yourself.

11 Past Midnight

Kat: Where do I start? I've burnt my hands on a running engine, had my ribs broken by a Pulse-spear, damn near lost my arm to Kamchatka's front door of all things... What else? Oh yeah, and Artur broke my nose one time. I guess there was also that knockoff thunderdome back in Magadan where I got stabbed with a barbed wire spear of all things, and the countless times I've been shot or thrown out of a window. Really, take your pick moi druz'ya, my scars are my trophies.

Artur: Turns out, these people see their 'mutants' the way their ancestors saw Unicorns and the like. I was captured one time, and I don't think it even took an hour before two of my four arms had been cut off and sewn into some warlord's armor as a good luck charm, and lemme tell ya, seeing a part of your own body warn as a godsdamned trinket fucks with your head very badly.

Open tag for whomever wants it, and your prompt is: a quote about your favourite person

[jinx-on-mars-19xx]

Strawberries and Cinnamon Toast

🖤 All Previous Parts Here 🖤

Dom x Colson (Yungblud x Machine Gun Kelly)

Warnings: ABO/Omegaverse dynamics (knots, slick, vaguely confusing reproductive explanations), mpreg, breastfeeding, mentions of lactation kink, cuddles, mentions of sex, baby's first feed, literally just fluff, teasing, and needy boys waiting for naps, Auntie T's help, messy babies, messy boys, teasing, happy boys, boys in love 🖤 Rating: mature I think (smut to come I swear)

After the doctor left Col just watched his family, his gaze drifting between the little alpha and the even smaller omega. His children were fucking bite-sized balls of precious and he was pretty sure he wasn't even breathing he was so full of love for his pack. It was almost scary how much of a carbon copy they were and maybe that was some protection thing to keep them safe and it would change as they got older, he didn't know. He had heard about pups looking like their fathers so their lizard brain would be more protective but how could anyone not want to love their little ones and keep them safe? The boy was loud as he suckled for the first time, he knew the doctor had cleaned out his brand new airways but he still sounded stuffy and Colson fought not to laugh. He had a feeling that was sound they'd have to grow accustomed to, the kiddo was just eating so fast.

"Takes after you." Dom hummed, his voice softer than he thought it had ever been. He felt something like true peace for the first time in his life. Not that his mate didn't make him feel calm but this was… different. He didn't know if it was the babes, his future husband, or the remnants of magic from that alpha voice. Maybe it was just the flood of happy love chemicals in his brain but whatever it was he felt quiet. He felt soothed. He felt so much love his heart hurt like it would spill over. He couldn't help but tease about their son, he literally made the exact same noises as his eager father, just the baby version.

"Like she doesn't take after you." The man joked back, leaning close to scent her so small head. He didn't want to bother them but they seemed focused enough and he needed to scent his family. He had to. His breath huffed out over her skin, blowing her smell back against him and he fought tears when a fresh gentle strawberries and cream perfume hit his senses. There was still the dusky cling from living inside his mate, the sweet addition of milk and Dom's spit, and the sharp tang of blood but under it all was her and he wondered if that would change as she grew up. He wasn't trying to picture her right now though, he just wanted to savor the moment, not imagine all the assholes he'd have to fight off from her in the future.

"Boy smells like bread." The punk hummed softly, his eyes tracking every small movement. The tot kept palming a handful of his tit and he couldn't help but wince at the sharp nails in his skin but it was adorable. Absolutely twinning with his father far more than his actual twin.

"Bread?" Kells was almost incredulous but he chuckled under his breath. He didn't want to bend over everyone to sniff the boy, he was scared if he moved he might break the peace but bread? Alpha's don't smell like bread.

"Mmm cinnamon toastie. You got it too. Under all the sex and pot and shite." Dom smiled at his lover, it reminded him of the first night they met, that moment he'd stood close and gotten annoyed that even the rapper's BO was perfect. Gunpowder, leather, and musk. It had taken him a while to figure out the comforting notes under everything else but it was cinnamon, like a tall spiced hot chocolate. Sensual and warm. "Don't worry I'm sure one day ya pup'll be a scary badass but right now…" He trailed off, wishing he could bite the tiny fingers grabbing him. "Daddy-"

Colson bit his cheek not to smile at the sniffles in his baby momma's voice. The bitch was probably swimming in oxytocin and legit he was almost crying himself over how tiny they were. "It's alright baby. It's okay. I know." He soothed, pressing a kiss to his mate's sweaty temple. He swore he could taste the bonding hormones on his skin. He was desperate to taste more and he had promises to keep but… not just yet. He was allowed to bask. "Let me know if you start to hurt."

"Don't matter. Stay?"

That word brought back memories, made their whole relationship rush through his mind. He thought about the day he found out, the morning he got here, the moment he ran, the fear he'd felt when he thought he'd hurt them if he didn't leave. How was there ever a moment he thought he could walk away from this? He couldn't imagine it when those small mirror crimson eyes caught his. He knew that would fade as the hours passed, they'd settle into their own color. "Get your momma's eyes, they're prettier." He sighed offhandedly, a little prayer for the universe. He wanted mini-Doms, he didn't need anyone looking like him to keep him head over heels in love. Why the fuck did evolution think that was needed? He'd rather see a hundred tiny Yungbluds.

"You shut your whore mouf, be whatever you gonna be baby." That did make the alpha laugh, his lover was definitely high on love and post pain adrenaline crash.

The little prince must have overfilled his belly too fast because suddenly he was spilling his first meal everywhere and spitting up on his mother's chest. "Well that's what he thinks of that. Agrees with daddy hmm? I know your mom is prettier too. Wasteful little brat."

"Cols! Be nice and bloody 'elp! I can't move." The omega whined and the wanker carefully rushed to help, rolling off the bed and heading for the door to go get some of their things but the moment he got it open Tom was right fucking there, vibrating and holding a box of things they needed. He took a deep breath and cupped a hand over his cock but they all knew the poor beta had seen everything a few times over by now. Dom didn't even waste the energy. He was surprised that the new presence didn't piss off his hindbrain, they'd been saying the man was part of their pack but he didn't realize how true it was until no part of him wanted to growl. "Let 'im in and shut the fucking door, you letting all the stank out."

Colson shook his head and stepped back, letting the photographer inside before he sealed the room again. "I see someone is feeling lovely." The new uncle joked but he was being so careful. Kells took the box and found wipes and a spit rag, hopping back on the bed to clean up his family.

"Sit bitch. Meet the spawn and help." Col huffed, tossing a cloth over the man's shoulder before he scooped up the baby alpha and passed him over. He was incredibly glad he'd helped so much when Ashton was this small, he wasn't nervous holding his kids. The beta was though, he froze up, his almost gray eyes wide.

"Oh, hello little boy."

"Hey, don't call him little. He'll grow. Just like his daddy." The rapper teased and Dom rolled his eyes.

"You know he meant all over, don't be a jerk." The omega huffed, watching and shivering as his mate cleaned up his chest. He was starting to feel again and getting progressively needier but they could wait until the little ones were sleeping. He knew they could. Right? He watched his brother so carefully handling the boy, laying him over his shoulder and patting gently at his back.

"So you let me hold him for the mess? Why am I not surprised? Always cleaning up after you." Tom joked, watching his best friend with his new daughter. He'd never seen the punk so… still in all the years they knew each other. Even his mind felt calm. He couldn't believe how beautiful the new humans were but he should have expected it, what else could those cocky bastards make? He heard a tiny burp next to his ear and grinned, easing him down to cradle in his arm. "You're right, he takes after you."

Kells knew he was being ragged on but he didn't mind, Tom was family and the alpha was so fucking happy. "Diapers probably. Now that seems like a really good idea." He sighed, pulling a couple out. Dom whined, he wanted to keep full skin contact forever but- "Babe c'mon, I know you're not into that shit."

The combination of a scoff and a snort that the singer let out was adorable but the wince after had him worried, the pain was coming back and they would need each other very soon. The punk shook his head though, not yet. Damnit. He could be a good boy, he supposed it was something he'd have to learn anyway. He had a feeling their children would love interrupting. "There's still cake if you want but you should really eat real food first." Auntie T offered as he laid the baby down and attempted to figure out the diaper. He'd helped Dom with wilder outfits, he could bloody well strap the little boy in.

"Not 'ungry yet but fanks. I'm sure it's great."

"Oh, you're not hungry bitch?" Col purred but before he could continue the newcomer huffed.

"No! Absolutely not. Let me enjoy a moment of this first you horny insane fucks. Who even- you just had twins!" Tom was flabbergasted but not exactly shocked. He refused to leave yet though.

"Chill, we're waiting for nap time. Besides, it's good for him." The alpha laughed, laying a cloth over Dom's chest so he could help their daughter next. She ate a lot more daintily, slowly, but her belly was obviously full and she was starting to drool milk over her mother's chest while passing out. "Definitely yours. Spitting fucking image holy shit." He chuckled, hating just a little how much they were wasting. The scent of spilled milk made him hungry and he hoped there was a little left for when they finally got a moment together. He could wait. He actually liked having his little pack together.

"They're perfect Dom. You did… so good." Tommy sniffled, his gaze locking on his friends. The pair may be True Mates but he'd always felt the ADHD riddled brat was his platonic soulmate, he wouldn't fuck him if he were paid for it, the boy was too much for something like that but they were meant to be family and he knew they needed each other. He might joke but he was never leaving them, this was his family and he was so proud of him.

Dom reached out, gripping his brother's hand and squeezing, of course the fucker made him cry again but at least he was too. "Fank you. See Cols? All me."

"Oh for fucks sake. At least give me the boy, I'll put a diaper on him you inept b-"

"No, I've got it. Fuck off." He huffed back, it was a challenge now, he would get the baby ready.

Colson just arched a brow and leaned back to watch them. He knew in a moment he'd need to help put one on his daughter, Dom was still shaking too much and way too tired. He'd probably time himself and compare just to bug the beta but it was all in fun. Before long his children would rest and he'd give his mate exactly what he needed, what they both needed, and they'd bond and bask and hopefully rest before the little ones woke again. They'd been waiting for months for this, their lives as parents had finally started and everything felt so fucking good. He couldn't help wondering what was next, another heat or them getting married but no matter what they were truly in it now and he couldn't be happier. Everything was perfect.

Author's Note/Tags: @manicpixiedreamb0y @jaxbreaker @hollywoodxwhore @cole-way-iero28 @iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker if anyone else wants tagged let me know! Sorry no smut yet, I was tired today and I just wanted to let them cuddle a little. Hope you still enjoyed 🖤

[legaylity]

I watched Saw X today and had some thoughts. I'll try and keep it vague so maybe no real spoilers.

"all bro has to do is break his fingers that's like the easiest thing...oh shit nvm balls been slurped"

"hope you called your not a murderer adopted daughter before you headed down there jiggy me boy"

"Wait he said detective THE HOFF MAN COMETH!!!"

"AW GET PIGGED BITCHES!!"

"Damn Amanda slays that coat. Werk girl. Love your dyke boots. Nooo don't take off the coat...nevermind those arms are Fine."

"There's a reason they're leaving your phone there dumbasses!!"

"Girl get the tourniquet on before you start the timer. If you got 3 minutes commit to it and get it done or don't waste the time and pain."

"Why is this lady encouraging them so much...sus"

"There were so many more options you could've tried before that one..."

"BILLY!!"

"TOASTY!!"

"Don't listen to her! Hand first!!"

"There's no way he didn't take the bullets out right...right????"

"She won! She won!! You bitch!!"

"YOU CANT OUTSMART THE JIGSAW BITCH!! BYE BYE!!"

"Good job John kids gonna need that for therapy"

"wait why aren't the lights coming on...THE SHIT ROOM!!"

Overall really good movie aside from the people in the back that wouldn't shut the fuck up. Honestly bad choice in movie to talk through. People get bear traps on their heads for less.