#she 100% will wave before she headshots your frozen ass

[thecuriousinferno]

if aqours played overwatch who'd they main? :D i imagine the trios queue together and the third years trolling in the middle of the match, but in reality they're like grandmaster tier?? Mari would be trolling using Hanzo then taking multiple headshots the next, while Kanan would be the Doomfist that says hello to the enemy team all the time but the moment they shoot at Dia's Mercy she'll solo kill 3-4 people, then Dia is like "guys why" but then uses valkyrie to lol at those who fail to kill her

Believe it or not I’ve already given this serious consideration.

Yoshiko - Reaper main ofc. If somebody kills her when she ults you’ll hear earsplitting shrieks in your headset. Dies most every game.

Maru - Reinhardt because he’s huge and she wants him to carry her. Never puts her fucking shield up

Ruby - Lucio because they’re both soft beans and Ruby is scared of guns so his boom boom cannons make her feel better. Skates off the map at least three times a game.

Chika - Pharah bc she loves blowing shit up. Calls Pharah’s ult “mikan barrage” mostly she’s somewhere off point because [see below]

Riko - Mercy because she doesn’t want to be responsible for really doing anything but she cusses people out over the mic for not coming to her for heals. Always ends up attached to Chika (everyone else can fuck off anyway)

You - Zarya bc Mother Russia is stronk. Will also follow and bubble Riko/Mercy and Ruby/Lucio. Since she can never seem to find Riko she just protects Ruby. Always stays on the payload of she can help it.

Dia - Symmetra because they’re both aesthetic lesbians. Treats turrets like children. Names them. A family can be 6 turrets and a lesbian. “Protect my fucking teleporter you pieces of shit.” Plays widow on the side and is actually better with her than symm. Threatens to switch teams every single game

Mari - Sombra/Symmetra main because she’s an asshole. She only plays symmetra to piss Dia off but Sombra is her spirit animal. Trash DPS that always dies first but still gets POTG

Kanan - Plays whatever the team needs but mostly Ana even though her aim is atrocious. Actively refuses to heal Chika. WILL make dad jokes if she’s playing 76.