#sharon the ever impatient saint… now has an entire cat family to feed and take care of

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Wait....what about cat!Mick with his kids?

What about cat!Mick with Sharon?

Like would the kids be part cat too? Would Mick do little things (ex: pushing a mug off the counter) and get scolded by Sharon? I'm just imagining them getting into a fight with her because he won't stop clawing at the curtains.

awww anon!! omg and his kids could be little orange cats too!! they might be part cat… unless sharon’s genes are extremely strong and they end up being normal… but i kinda like the idea of them being part cat and mick being very pleased about that! (much to sharon’s annoyance cause she was so sure they were going to turn out normal…)

oh! and, he totally would do silly little cat things that just annoy sharon even more. pushing mugs off the counter, shredding the curtains up, maybe clawing at the couch too. oh! and he sheds… a lot. Sharon would be mad cause they can’t afford to replace any of their furniture, while mick tries to lamely defend himself. i can also see him climbing up onto tall surfaces like the fridge and ending up scaring her cause… you don’t really expect your husband to just be on top of the fridge doing nothing. i could just see her going:

“can you please just be normal for two seconds?” and mick responding with;

“what part of ‘cat person’ is normal to you?”

also it gets much harder when the kids grow up and start doing their own insane orange cat stuff. like mick is proud of his little kitty babies ofc, but now he’s starting to understand why sharon was always annoyed with him… because his kids start doing the same things he was, but worse!! just like the idea of him running around trying to stop these little kittens from getting into trouble. of course, sharon would be smug about it too! asking him if he got what he wanted, watching as he has to scold one of them for breaking something. yeahhh he’s definitely got a handful to deal with!

so cute to think about mick with his little kittens!!!AUGHH anon you really know how to hit me straight in the heart with these <333