#sharl please explain

[il-predestinato]

Charles... I don't even want to ask... Why are standing that close? What's your left hand doing? What's your right hand doing (mimicking unzipping your suit)?!

Charles Leclerc & Max Verstappen | post-qualifying | 2023 Bahrain Grand Prix 🎥: F1TV

[sharlsworld]

soft lauch? - 𝐜𝐬𝟓𝟓 ✽

✿ carlos sainz x influencer!reader (obvi)

✿ y/n and carlos try to soft launch their relationship but his millennial mind can’t comprehend the idea

✰ i got a little crazy at the end guys so i sincerely apologize for that also there’s a age gap…i’m sorry i’m obsessed with them sue me

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definitelynotyn

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definitelynotyn is it time to start soft launching?

carlossainz55 Mi corazón I need you to explain a soft launch to me again

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux everyone take a minute to pray for y/n

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landonorris LONGGGGG over due

⤷ definitelynotyn we’ve just been waiting for the right time

francisca.cgomes soft launch us? fs

⤷ definitelynotyn let’s go over the captions

⤷ carlossainz55 Alrighty then!

⤷ pierregasly idc how many years go by i’ll never get used to this

⤷ definitelynotyn cry about it

⤷ pierregasly i will

charles_leclerc You would hope so after almost 4 years of dating

⤷ definitelynotyn it’s not our fault we can keep a secret sharl

⤷ charles_leclerc What’s that supposed to mean 🤨

lilymhe carlos sainz deserves to be locked up for going after my little kitten when she turned 18 😾

⤷ carlossainz55 Your just mad I got rizz

⤷ lilymhe obviously not that good if your girl is eating lunch with me rn

⤷ carlossainz55 @definitelynotyn Come home baby the kids miss you

⤷ definitelynotyn omw 😍

⤷ lilymhe damn…someone took my bitch

georgerussell63 Nah i’m waiting for the hard launch engagement post

⤷ carlossainz55 😏

alex_albon bros gonna catch a case 😭

⤷ danielricciardo He’s ready to risk it all

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yn

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yn so baby girl coded 🎀

charles_leclerc My eyes 😓

⤷ yn oh please spare me the dramatics

landonorris you two make me sick 🤢

⤷ yn all i’m seeing is a bunch of hating jealous bitches 🤧🥱

hoeforsainzzz guys…that watch looks pretty familiar

f1wags 👀👀👀

smoothoperator55 yk…i’ve spent some time memorizing the arms and hands of the f1 drivers and let me tell you…that’s gotta be carlos sainz 👁️👁️

ynstan4lyfe some of you guys need to except the fact that carlos and her are just friends and nothing more

carlossainz55 Lucky guy

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operatorsainz ik ya’ll seen that 🫣

danielricciardo How many times must I remind you that children are on this app

⤷ yn it’s not my fault if they see it the age requirement is 13 🤓

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carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 4 years with you by my side ♥️

charles_leclerc Tell her to cut her claws it looks like you asked a bear to scratch your back

⤷ hoeforsainzzz HELLOOOO??????

carlossainzappendix HELLO THATS THE SAME PICTURE Y/N POSTED IN HER SOFT LAUNCH STHU

landonorris bless carlos and his millennial mind 😞

iliveforcarlossainz welp this definitely wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card

hearts4lando SHUT THE HELL UP 4 YEARS AND WE HAD NO CLUE?

flowersforyn sooo…we’re not gonna talk about the 8 year age gap?

⤷ alex_albon no his lawyers are on speed dial he was ready to risk it all

⤷ yn shut up albono

yn oh baby 😭

⤷ carlossainz55 Did I do it wrong?

⤷ yn yeah but it’s the thought that counts

maxverstappen1 Almost had it mate

alexandrasaintmleux whoever didn’t pray for y/n this is your fault

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definitelynotyn

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definitelynotyn why is bro tryna rizz me up

francisca.cgomes HAHAHA HES SO OLD WHO TYPES WITH AUTO CAPS

⤷ carlossainz55 Mature adults

⤷ definitelynotyn excuse me?

⤷ carlossainz55 I can never win

⤷ lilymhe HAHAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING UP HER SOFT LAUNCH

charles_leclerc He actually was sweating like a bitch when he realized he posted the same picture

lewishamilton Roscoe misses his godmother he’s in need for a visit

⤷ definitelynotyn stop i’m coming over tmr

oscarpiastri 29 year old spaniard seen running around paddock looking disheveled and almost in tears after the realization hit that he ruined his girlfriends soft launch

⤷ definitelynotyn thanks for the update osc

carlossainz55 Babe please i’m on my knees begging forgive me

⤷ landonorris stand up carlos

⤷ definitelynotyn don’t you have a race to lose or something?

⤷ landonorris maybe in a different lifetime…you aren’t my bully 😔

⤷ definitelynotyn oh go cry me a river

⤷ landonorris i will

alexandrasaintmleux i wish charles was this down bad for me

⤷ charles_leclerc Girl………..

⤷ yn is what you are? 🤣🤣🤣

⤷ charles_leclerc You are my biggest hater

⤷ definitelynotyn proudly

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yn

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yn ruined my soft launch but it’s ok cause the D is fire 🔥 yeah, i said it.

carlossainz55 Mi corazón es tuyo ♥️

⤷ yn ♥️

charles_leclerc You guys should pay for my therapy since i’ve spent the last 4 years sleeping in the room next to yours

⤷ carlossainz55 Get ear plugs

ynlos ik those bitches are like bunnies 🫣

hoeforsainzzz y/n giving us a little snack 😩

ynstan4lyfe i would like to take back what i said on her soft launch

danielricciardo Your pr managers are quaking with rage right now I know it

⤷ yn i was gonna say something but then i chose peace 😇

⤷ georgerussell63 That’s a first

⤷ yn alright bro your entire existence is a meme calm down 🤣🤣

⤷ georgerussell63 I can always count on you to make me cry

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carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 Dibs

francisca.cgomes WOAH THERE BUDDY

arthur_leclerc that’s enough instagram for the day.

landonorris my poor eyes

yn best pillow 😇

⤷ carlossainz55 Just for you

ynissocutiepatootie her side profile 😍😍

ynsmywife carlos sainz can’t handle allat

carlando this altered my brain chemistry

carlitossainz brotha don’t know what to do with allat

charles_leclerc Every time I open this app man I can’t escape it 💔

⤷ yn is that a little bitch i hear?

⤷ charles_leclerc You wound me

maxverstappen1 Wasn’t prepared for that

carlossainz55 All you bitches can stay mad

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yns.asskisser

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yns.asskisser Date night with the missus

yn WOOF WOOF MEOW 😍😘😋👅🤤 SMASH SMASH SMASH YOU CAN HAVE IT ANY DAY ANY WHERE ANY TIME

⤷ yns.asskisser I love u mami

yn do you want head?

⤷ yns.asskisser Always baby 😘

⤷ charles_leclerc JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A PRIVATE ACCOUNT DOESNT MEAN OTHER PEOPLE CANT SEE IT

landonorris aw you sick bastard

lilymhe what is it finna play…WOAHHHH

alexandrasaintmleux i miss the person i was 10 seconds ago

francisca.cgomes you and y/n put 50 shades of grey to SHAME

alex_albon so who’s coming to church with me and lily on sunday? 😇

⤷ pierregasly me and kika

⤷ charles_leclerc Me and alexandra

⤷ oscarpiastri me and lily

⤷ danielricciardo Me

⤷ schecoperez Me

⤷ maxverstappen1 Me

⤷ yukitsunoda0511 Me

⤷ lewishamilton Me and roscoe

⤷ georgerussell63 Me and carmen

⤷ landonorris me

⤷ joris__trouche me

⤷ lance_stroll me

⤷ logansargeant me

⤷ fernandoalo_oficial Me

⤷ yn ya’ll mad i’m getting my world rocked every night 🤪🤪

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[mistressemmedi]

Lewis always brings Roscoe, but what kind of dogs would the other drivers bring? 👀

Anon, I had to turn on my computer, sit at my desk and do a few stretches before answering this ask. It has my FULL attention:

Lewis Hamilton - he shows up with Roscoe as always. He's never going to replace the original Goodest Boy

Valtteri Bottas - he would show up with a Shiba Inu. Cute lil thing at first, but they are nasty lil bastards. Bonus, have you ever heard one scream? He picks a Shiba for the single reason that it would annoy the fuck out of Lewis and for once he would have the psychological advantage

Sebastian Vettel - A German Shepherd. Just like his owner, he's super smart and can probably come up with a better race strategy than Ferrari. Bonus, it barks when journos ask him asinine questions

Charles Leclerc - He shows up with a naked mole rat. The pet store sold it to him as a hairless chihuahua and nobody in the paddock has the courage to tell Sharl that his 'very unique dog, just like me because I'm Monegasque' is, in fact, not a dog

Max Verstappen - a rabid chihuahua with the propensity of peeing anytime he's near an object that belongs to Christian Horner

Alex Albon - Golden retriever, it's his emotional support animal. That dog deserves a raise. 

Romain Grosjean - He shows up with a cat with a shedding problem, just to fuck with Steiner. 

Kevin Magnussen - He shows up with a Dobermann because he thought it would make him look cool. Turns out that the dog is scared of Romain's cat and has an allergy to cat dander.

Daniel Ricciardo - his dog of choice would be a massive Bullmastiff who drools WAYY too much and thinks he's a lap dog. Dan thinks it's hilarious, Cyril starts aging in dog years out of extreme stress.

Esteban Ocon - he shows up with a pug named Mimi. He spends most of his income on dresses and accessories on the lil guy. He creates an insta account and updates it on the hour, neglecting his PR duties at Renault much to the despair of Cyril.

Lance Stroll - he shows up with a perfectly coiffed poodle. Lance understands that with great floof comes great responsibilities. 

Sergio Perez - his dog would be a Bichon Frise. Small, cute but mighty. 10/10 will destroy you if you cross his owner.

Carlos Sainz - no dogs. It's not part of his culture.

Lando Norris - he shows up with a Great Dane so big, you could probably put a saddle on him and ride it (the dog, not Lando ya nasties) 

Kimi Raikkonen - he shows up with a chow chow that does not make a peep. He's just there. Silent. Omnipresent. Staring at you. 

Antonio Giovinazzi - his dog would be a Shar Pei. He would spend most of his time laughing at the wrinkly dog. Nothing gets done in the garage because the mechanics made a bet that they could actually count how many rolls the dog has.

Daniil Kvyat - nobody really understand what kind of dog he shows up with, as it looks like a massive cloud. Upon closer inspection it is quickly determined tha the dog is in fact a massive Samoyed who has made it it's life purpose to socialize his owner. Dany cries a lot. 

Pierrre Gasly - he shows up with an Italian Greyhound so full of energy, the engineers at Alphatauri are trying to understand if it's possible to harness it's power and finally substitute that dubious Honda PU 

Nicholas Latifi - he shows up with the biggest, most lovably Newfie. He proudly shows him off saying his repping his home breed. Someone explains to him that Toronto is nowhere near Newfoundland. Geography was never Nick's strongest suit in school.

George Russell - his dog is a Tibetan Mastiff. He adopted it with the sole purpose to show off to Toto Wolff that he can, in fact, handle big and powerful things so could he PLEASE give him a shot at that Mercedes seat?

BONUS:  Nico Hülkenberg - he shows up with a Pomeranian that has better hair than Hulkie ever hopes to achieve.

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hiiiii. new in the fandom. can you please educate me on "spanish fascist" and why he's problematic? + sharl as well. thanks, stay safe :)

sure!

here is a good post on carlos. i don’t know how familiar you are with spanish politics, but his family openly supports vox, the fascist party, and there are pics of his father with the party’s leaders. additionally, he refuses to kneel in solidarity with blm.

about charles: he also refuses to kneel and explained it with "I believe that what matters are facts and behaviours in our daily life rather than formal gestures that could be seen as controversial in some countries" which uh. i don’t think i need to point out how awful that is. he also refuses to show any understanding abt racism at all, shown here and here. he also said “I'm not into politics and I don't want to be involved in that." which alone shows privilege because not everyone can afford being unpoltical (also since most “unpolitical” dudes turn out to be right-wing *cough*).

there is probably more to those two, but this is all i can remember right now. so yeah, this is why i don’t fuck with them!

thank you, stay safe as well, anon <33

[anneyork]

Quessstion

Dear fandom,

Can someone explain me this prophecy? Please please please!

"I see Four Riding, bringing the Ende, and the Angells of Hell ride with them, and Three shall Rise. And Four and Four Together be Four, an the Dark Angel sharl Own Defeat, Yette the Manne sharl claim his Own."

Who the hell are angels of hell? Dark angel? Does this mean Crowley? Whaaaat?

And where in the show was it? Thanx!

[georgeinamerc]

lalalsksmdm okay so I meant to say “I’m home so I don’t have to drive anywhere so you don’t have to worry” and screw your neighbor is a card game, winning with 3 pennies is like getting a perfect score lol.

IN OTHER NEWS - I saw one of those pics from tumblrs banned tags why the fuck does Charles look so WIDE at the top he’s like an upside down traffic cone my boy has chicken legs and a teeny butt and then shoulders like a fuckin mac truck what is that shit how does he even fit in the car. What the fuck. What the fuck.

Seb had no chance huh.😜😂

-JC

There's a game called screw your neighbor???? I lowkey thought I had rambled about my actual annoying neighbor to you and forgotten about it or sth😭😭 it wouldn't be the first time I forget what I say to who lmaoo

BUT HEYY GOOD JOB FOR WINNING IT VERY PROUD 🥳🥳

OMG SUCH AN ICONIC POST, anyways yeah right???? I know hahahahah I've seen people call him dorito sharl and honestly?? Very fucking true and valid 🤩but upside down traffic cone is also a really good and accurate description hssnsnbsksbs

Lmao please 😭😭😭 I personally don't know how I'm feeling about charles' body tbh, like it's obviously good and fit and stuff but idk... seb's in that beach picture tho.... good fucking food 😍😍😍😍idk how to explain myself sorry...😐

Ah also it's 3 am and I can't sleep I hate it here 🥲 goodnight bestie hope you are doing great💖💞💖💞💖💞

[il-predestinato]

I was tagged in this 17 questions type thingy by my darling @coconutshygame

nicknames: Belle (since it’s similar to Elle, and I do own a yellow ball gown-like dress)

zodiac: Sagittarius

height: 164 cm (5’4 ish?)

Hogwarts house: Slytherin (or so every online quiz and Pottermore sorting hat tells me, still can’t believe Hufflepuff rejected me)

Last thing i googled: “evidence for levator plication in reducing fecal incontinence after Altemeier” - work related (do yourself a favour and don’t google image these words)

followers: more than I deserve… don’t know how all of you put up with my nonsense 🙈

Song stuck in my head: All Too Well (10 min version) - pops up in my head at random times, and then my eyes get watery

How much sleep: 8 hours (lol I wish), usually between 0-6h depending on if I’m on call or not. Basically a walking zombie.

Lucky number: I wore #7 in varsity soccer, so that one. Special number for [redacted] reason as well (Aya, don’t you dare get me cancelled).

Dream job: my current job, despite the sleep deprivation and the pandemic - I love what I do!

Wearing: scrubs (earlier), ratty alumni sweater and sweatpants (currently)

Favourite song: ‘The Scientist’ by Coldplay (*cough* I liked depressing songs first, Sharl.)

Favourite instrument: piano, oboe (it wasn’t pretty when I first started learning…)

Aesthetic: I’m an old person who barely knows what this means. I’ll go with somewhere between mid-century modern, minimalist, scrubs, and cottage core.

Favourite author: Jane Austen

Favourite animal noise: meow

Something random: Fernando Alonso appears to have Poland syndrome (unilateral aplasia of the chest wall - he’s missing a tit!), which I thought was kind of badass as explained on my side blog (please ignore if medical details are not your vibe)

Tagging @pressradio , @purpleglassesreads , @kimiraikkonen , @formulino27 , @justheretoship , @worldchampmaxy and @lestappen-shit - if any of you feel like it!