#sharky bites

[sillykiddosharky]

drooling about dad cock rn <3

i want it in my hands, in my mouth, in my pussy or my ass, i just want dad to wreck me and call me his good kiddo for taking the cock that made me so so well :( wanna be stuffed full and leaking his loads, bred like a good whore son should be, whimpering and trembling from how hard i got railed by my old man

[elgatt0]

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FROM ME

I....huh...... well you see.....

I forgot to eat since Saturday o3o

[catsharky]

Ember please you're gonna kill him

Rewinding back to the Last Light Inn cause I haven't tormented Rolan enough. Ember's got zero shame and no interest in getting dressed before breakfast (she's worked nights for 2 decades so the fact she's awake before noon is a miracle, honestly)

If Rolan didn't owe her big time she would be getting the dressing down (hah) of her life.

The Rolan Comic Part 1 • Latest part

[sharkiegorath]

Of the main three, Maximus was taken by a militant cult as a child after his home was destroyed, and Lucy was born into a mad scientist corporation-based pseudo-cult - but Cooper, an original American, is the one who’s the most broken. It’s not only because he’s lived the longest and therefore been through the most shit. He believed the most in the most pervasive and powerful culture, and it was the deepest betrayal.  

Max and other Brotherhood members, even Thaddeus, are entirely aware of how they're abused and trapped. Lucy follows the values she was taught and genuinely believes in kindness, but she quickly accepts the truth about Vault-Tec and her father. In Cooper’s flashbacks, he’s by far the most resistant to challenges to his beliefs and personal security. He scoffs at his best friend’s criticism and walks out of a meeting where he agrees with the sentiment not so deep down. He throws around the word ‘commie’ because his society actually has a label for dissidents. He's hesitant to spy on Barb not just because he respects her but because he's scared of the truth. As the truth gains on him, his reaction is consistently denial - and it's ambiguous to what extent that's his own personality and to what extent it's cultural conditioning. Unlike other parents, he was honest with his daughter about the war, but he still wanted to believe a nuke was ‘just a fire’. 

In FO analyses there’s a common assumption that the Pre-War world was ‘still better’ and the post-apocalypse is regression. Actually, it’s not that simple. The current cultures are a continuation, not a reset. The wasteland’s brutality makes it possible for people like Max and Lucy to recognize the awful reality behind people claiming to protect them. They don’t cling to lies; at this point, they probably wouldn't choose to give their whole lives for a lie. Pre-War, Cooper fought and worked for outright evil people, but he couldn’t tell at first because his life was pretty good. The depth of indoctrination corresponds to how normal life seems - from the Brotherhood's open contempt for itself to Vault 33's cheery obsession with Reclamation Day to the last days of the upper class in Pre-War America.

And it's so interesting how they relate to each other?? Max tries to do things Lucy’s way, even after it doesn’t work, and he starts agreeing that it’s better to be compassionate than to demand and take. Lucy understands that morality is complex after two weeks in the wasteland, easily forgiving Max for lying, then believing Moldaver's story. Meanwhile the Ghoul tried to show Lucy that the world is terrible and she'll end up like him - not because Cooper was an asshole at heart, but because that complete loss of idealism happened to him, and even though he was once nice and honorable, his original worldview already emphasized Being Right or Proving a Point. 

[s-ccharine]

sharky!! + one of him and hurk :)

he's so silly i love him

[weirdlythneederina]

This little shark oncie has been living rent-free in my head for months 🥰☺️

he eats humming fish soup and marshmallow chum :3

[cherrio-krispz]

You don’t wanna know how hard I’d bite all ur characters

Bet u won’t

[sevikagf]

getting my animals ready for bed (well really their morning) is such a chore i feel like my mother 😮‍💨😮‍💨 i have to like talk and play with all of them so they get their bonding time before i go to bed 😩😩

[pankomako]

sharks bite boats, it's just nature

[sharkiethedork]

affectionate call out post to myself: i make an oc whos a guy and he becomes a twink that has delusions of grandeur, a healthy disregard for gender roles, and ADHD

[trice-the-nobling]

MAN!

FUCK YOU FARMERS MARKET POET!

SHARKS DESERVE BETTER THEN YOUR TRADER JOE'S ASS CALLING THEM REPTILIAN!

[sillykiddosharky]

thinking about intox in the way of some kinda challenge <3 i like playing fortnite sometimes, it would be so fun to have someone making me take a hit or a shot every time i die (or multiple if i die before certain milestones) and shdjskksfj

getting progressively more fucked up so my playing is worse therefore being forced to smoke or drink more,,, hngggg

[elgatt0]

you draw wolf link content?

Yep

[catsharky]

I totally agree that Wheatley wasn't himself after he got plugged in! I think is reinforced by how GLaDOS was nicer when she was unplugged even before the Caroline revelations. Part of that might be that being a potato battery is pretty humbling but I like to think it's the facility messing with her and Wheatley!

Yeah! I think it's pretty much canon that being plugged into the facility does have at least some kind of mind-altering effects as a result of the scientists trying to control GLaDOS (I can't say that's a fact only because I haven't played it through in full recently enough to state it as fact)

I go into my thoughts on the whole thing a bit more under a read-more because it got kind of long:

With GLaDOS not being true AI but a digitized human mind, controlling her would have been more than just a coding problem. It was a question of how they could force control onto a person who was intended to hold power over you. Fortunately (or rather unfortunately) for Aperture scientists, morality wasn't an issue. They would have been free to use whatever methods were necessary until they found a combination that finally broke Caroline, stripped the person she had once been out, and turned her into what we see in the games.

Whatever 'conditioning' they used, it would have had to be extremely complex to keep GLaDOS from circumventing it, and in the time period the story takes place in (and even by today's standards, honestly) that would have been extremely resource intensive. Think rooms full of servers. Additionally, based on how the core transfer works in Portal 2, the part that makes up GLaDOS herself seems to be entirely contained within her 'head'. So you have miles of circuitry and computing power that's not actually needed to run the 'AI', while also needing a lot of resources to actually keep the AI in check, and it needs to be in a way that she can't sabotage to take full control. How do you do that? You hard code it into the system itself so it can't just be ripped out at the root... and then add a little Skinner box conditioning for good measure.

To further support the idea, GLaDOS shows that she's fully aware of at least some of the controls that were placed on her. Things like the testing euphoria and electric shock that's dispensed to keep her from sabotaging the tests. I find it very hard to believe that GLaDOS would be aware of those things and not be able to find a way to circumvent or disable them if she could, which implies that she flat out can't. Now look me in the eyes and tell me something could have full access to manipulate GLaDOS without her being able to reverse engineer and destroy it in the amount of time she's had to devote to it. Exactly, you can't, which means there's a different reason why she can't shut those things off, potentially because they're linked to necessary functions.

Would it not make sense if the thing keeping her from say, releasing all the test subjects were fundamentally tied to her control over the areas the test subjects are kept in? Then, if she were to break past those safeguards and gain the freedom to set them free, it would come at the expense of actually being able to do so.

So with all that in mind, Wheatley's sudden change of heart makes total sense. Experiencing awe and wonder isn't a problem because it doesn't prevent or go against what the scientists wanted. But like I said, allowing a test subject to leave? That absolutely would have been something the scientists would have had to stop a caring human mind (Caroline) from trying to do. The minute that became the topic at hand, the system pounced, the controls kicked in and 'I Am Not a Moron' became my favourite song on the soundtrack.

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(On a related note, I also do believe that Wheatley is likely another human mind- which is pretty widely accepted by the fandom, so I'm not breaking any new ground here- but I specifically think he's not a whole human mind. It would make sense to me if he was a follow up to GLaDOS- the scientists looking into whether only using part of a mind would give them an 'AI' that would serve their purpose and not ask questions, only to find that the end result wasn't viable. After that failure they tried repurposing him as the intelligence dampening sphere like GLaDOS mentions, before shuffling him off to a job in title only. The Extended Relaxation Center is shown to be fully automated, and wouldn't have required any actual outside oversight, so Wheatley was almost definitely just running around doing busy work for a few decades until the events of Portal 2.)

[suiana]

yandere shark boy who's BIG and SCARY but he really loves you and can't help his appearance :(

you probably visited the beach once or twice and helped him when he was beached on the sand which unintentionally made him fall for you and like, kinda stalk you...

"hello :3"

"what the hell!!!!"

he randomly pops up in your life after that, acting like a big puppy and trailing behind you. his eyes are all wide and sparkly which, in theory, should've been cute.

but how could you find it cute when his teeth are sharp and threatening to bite into you?

":3?"

"stop staring at me like that."

":c"

it's really not his fault that he looks like that! he can't help that he gets so happy when he's around you that he smiles so widely! he just wishes that you'd love him like you love that plushie of yours...

">___<?"

"what?"

"huggies?"

"no."

the shark boy really hates your.... shark pushie, what's it called? blahaj? yeah, he hates blahaj. he can't believe you like the fake thing more than him. it's just a plushie! he's the real deal! the actualy sharky that could love you and be way more cuddly than that stupid plush toy of yours!

he desperately wants your love and attention too. he wants your love and attention on him rather than that piece of fabric. but no! you just hate him!

you'd think that with how often he spends time around you, you'd have warmed up to him but absolutely fucking not. you're still as cold to him as when he first appeared in your room out of nowhere one night a few months back.

"c:?"

"begone."

":c"

it's alright though. he's persistent. he's not a shark for nothing. oh, have i mentioned that he's also a great white? yeah, you're not getting away from him haha.

[sillykiddosharky]

rare dom thoughts: marking someone with hickeys that make my initials or my name <3

ugh the idea of literally signing someone's skin with my mouth is so hot. scraping my teeth down their skin, feeling them shiver as i suck harder to make them bruise more... many thoughts to be had folks