#sharktalks

[sharksandjays]

i dont care how many posts im repeating guys

jason was so small

he was so small

HE WAS SO SMALL

He was so small

You know what they say about small coffins…

[somethingaboutsharks]

☆ My carrd! Everything about me is on there lol

☆ My totally awesome strawpage!!!!! Go draw me something :3

☆ Tags: #sharkdraws - art; #sharktalks - text posts

☆ I'm a minor so NSFW blogs please DNI

[zensharks]

pov you have never felt the touch of a woman:

[sixsharks]

You know you chose a good school when another professor pops into you class to ask who in town owns the storm trooper suits and no one questions it

[sharksandjays]

stealing this from you finn bc youre my husband and i can

so....this is an illegal callout...

anyone can join!

tag game!

take this uquiz and make a picrew!

(nether the quiz not the picrew are owned by me)

tagging: @spirking-and-smirking @catsndstartrek @artisan-dino-nuggets @orangesoda-fizz @belle-oftheball34

anyone is welcome to join!

[paranormaljaws]

magesandshadows replied to your post: magesandshadows replied to your post:m...

Heehee, yes let’s just sit them at a kiddie table and put grumpy hats on them so they can be grumpy together. I like your name too! Does it have anything to do with your powers, or species, or is it just a nickname?

yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thankyou! im shark and that means im..um..hmm. im shark! idk what my species is. P: and i dont really have any powers!!

judey gave me the name! i didnt have one before i met him!

[sharksandjays]

my friend and i were talking about ninjago as per usual and we'd like to offer you this proposition

ahem

lloyd has stretch marks from the accelerated growth.

thank you for listening to my ted talk

[sharksandjays]

(scrabbling for forged marriage papers) i gotchu babe just hold-hold on one second.

u n sharrksandjays are datting?????????? congrats

We're married, actually! He's my soulmate in every way shape and form. We've never met irl but trust us he has a digital ring and I have a sticker to say that we're married because I have a jewelry phobia :D

@sharksandjays babe look at this they're onto us quick get the marriage papers

[sharksandjays]

WHY IN THE WORLD IS MY EGYPT PAINTING SUDDENLY EXPLODING GUYS?????? ITS AT OVER 6K NOW I SERIOUSLY WOKE UP TO IT EXPLODING WHY IS IT EXPLODING WHAT DID I DO

[sharksandjays]

chat what do i do if my gf loves dick grayson more than me...i fear im doomed

[sharksandjays]

Its true, ive done the same thing.

My honse is also forced to be gay. And what about it.

[sharksandjays]

Hello, I just wanted to tell you that I used to be an Egyptologist and your 17 hour painting is absolutely beautiful. I smiled because it reminded me of when I used to work in Egyptology and go to the annual conferences. I don’t have any official stamp or anything, but your art is Egyptologist Approved!

You. You are gonna make me cry. I am a wannabe archeologist so this really makes me happy ;) Thank you so much!!

[sharksandjays]

First and only public diary thing ill do cuz i want to inspire some people to fight.

Its 2am rn. Im tired. Im hurt. If i think too much ill cry. I remember past relationships and experiences and i get bitter and i hurt and i get annoyed. I remember past homes and i cry and remember the safety they promised. I remember past words said to me, past hits and things done to me that ill never erase the marks or the touch on my skin from. Ever. I remember the mean words spoken to me just yesterday. Its hard. Its so hard to live.

But guys. I have a semi big following so i want to use it to inspire. Im having a hard time but im fighting. You should fight too. Be proud of yourself. Be proud to stand up for yourself. Find the little things to be happy for. I see my girlfriend in a month, im hopefully going to a mother mother concert w my gf, that new batman issue comes out in a week, i really really like to draw!

And when worst comes to worst, think about your future. Stop thinking about whats happened and look ahead. Be the change you want. Take your pain and fight for health. I want a new family. So you know what? Im gonna get up and go fucking find one. I want independence. Im going to fucking fight for it. I am going to do anything i can to stand up in a few years and be me and be happy.

I am a warrior, its literally in my name. And I will not fall to the hands of those who have hurt me. I will not let posts or comments or remarks discourage me, tempt me, or mock me.

I will win this fucking war. Its 2am and i will fight!

[sharksandjays]

HIT ME GUYS

I think i'll draw Lloyd to it. So hit me. Challenge me.

[sharksandjays]

This is even funnier when you consider the fact I only started listening within the past couple months.

[sharksandjays]

you know how i headcanoned jay has having the same disability as me? (back then it was arthritis but i got rediagnosed to OCD, not the mental illness the elbow joint disability)

Yeah. I figured out someone who would be much better.

Lloyd!

His arm was broken!!! Thats what happened to me to cause it!!!

iTS REAL TO ME!

Lloyd with a disabled arm check. Its canon to me.