#shark tale 2004

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[squibo]

[crymacho]

[limeade-l3sbian]

When I tell you that words will never properly articulate how badly I wanted to be adopted by Uncle Monty from A Series of Unfortunate Events. Specifically in the 2004 movie.

[scarletwitchie2]

le-jolie,tumblr

September 10, 2004. Promotional Photocall for "Shark Tale". 61st Venice Film Festival. Venice, Italy.

[camyfilms]

SHARK TALE 2004

It's true, it's true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby, and I took it over after she passed away, and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now it's just a stump, but I take care of it with my wife and... and it's growing and it's fairly happy... and it's difficult because I'm working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table, but all the love that I see in that little guy's face it makes it worth it in the end. True story.

[rosedews]

my weird ass comfort movie is getting taken off netflix what the fuck

[movie-haul]

Shark Tale (2004)

[darkblades75]

Shark Tale (2004)

shoutout to my friend for this absolutely wild commission

[theghostofwilburtheworm]

im fascinated by dreamworks as a studio bc how did they release kfp 4 and wild robot on the same year??

[yippeecheapdvds]

Today I saw “Shark Tale” (2004) Comedy

I saw this with a friend. The idea was to watch two good-bad movies, this was the one she had seen but I never had.

It was uh… well it was bad. And weird and dumb. but i have seen things I disliked more. The animation and character designs were bad, the characters sucked, the story was basic and bad. The world was lazy and superficial, The moral was visible a mile away, It was all very dumb. It was tolerable for most of the runtime, but I slowly lost patience with it the longer it went on.

The best part of this movie was its humor. Most of it was groan worthy, but some of the humor really landed. The stand out moments for me were the “Oscar the millionaire” scene, the “na na na na can’t touch this” scene, and the part where the puffer fish realizes Will Smith fish isn’t a real shark slayer and stares straight at the screen.

Not a complete waste but I never wanna see it again.

4/10

[crymacho]

Peter falk in shark tale

[rachelthesquid]

no no no, believe me, I don’t expect *anyone* to be able to tell uncanny CGI shark faces apart unless the movie Shark Tale lives rent-free in their brains and that’s why those tags were funny to me 😂

LMFAO

[tgcg]

parallel movement

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TG: no rose look were dj crabapple so when we hang out its a mashup i dont get what the problem is

TT: Disregarding the unsavoury implications of you "mashing up" with Karkat, I find it very interesting that you won't even say the word.

TG: i dont need to say the word because it is not even relevant to the situation it is lightyears away dude youre lost in fuckin space with this

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GA: Very Well Then

GA: Tell Me Karkat What Did You Do Yesterday Again

CG: WE WENT TO SEE A RERUN OF THE EARTH MOVIE "SHARK TALE (2004)" ON ITS "VENICE FILM FESTIVAL PREMIER ANNIVERSARY" OF SEPTEMBER 10TH.

GA: You Remembered All That

CG: YES?

GA: Well

CG: ????

GA: So Anyways You Had Gone To See A Movie Together

CG: YES, KANAYA. BUT KEEP YOUR IGNORANCE-SHAFT'S LOWER MANDIBLE FROM CRATERING THE GROUND JUST YET, BECAUSE WE EVEN HAD A *MEAL* AFTERWARDS!

GA: Interesting

GA: And At What Time Did You Eat Together

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TG: i dunno man like 7:40:13 pm we didnt book so we had to wait a shitload of time but thats irrelevant

TT: So you had dinner together?

TG: i swear to god if youre on this psychoanalysis non sense again im gonna flip

TG: dont you dare lift your hand up and stroke your chin in consideration with that index finger and hum in a thoughtful tone dont you do it

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GA: Hmmm

CG: WOW! NOW YOU'RE EVEN STOOPING SO LOW AS TO REPLICATE LALONDE'S CONTEMPTIBLE LITTLE "PSYCHOANALYSIS" ROUTINE. CLASSIC! WHY DON'T WE JUST INVITE HER OVER HERE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN PROSTRATE MYSELF FULLY TO THE WHOLE AUDIENCE! BUT GASP, WATCH AS THE PERFORMER SKIRTS AROUND THAT THINKPAN-MELTING PITFALL LIKE AN ANGELIC FUCKING BALLERINA ROUND THE TRAPDOOR, BECAUSE THAT HOLE LEADS STRAIGHT TO--

GA: Karkat Please Relax Im Just Trying To Ascertain How Your D-

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TG: --mashup

TT: "Mashup" went.

TG: yknow whats funny i dont ever hear an usher raymond iv of that word while you and kanaya are all tuckin each others hair behind yalls ears and blushing demurely

TT: You have it all wrong, Dave; Kanaya and I's regular meetings of intercultural exchange are just that, not --

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CG: HMMMMM.

GA: Touché