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[artistalley]

She-Ra Poster by @shalida

Full bleed posters are printed on smooth glossy paper with archival inks. A great way to easily display your favorite piece, featuring crisp beautifully rendered colors and a glossy finish. Each poster is listed by sheet size.

Fill your dashboard with boundless joy and good art by simply following @shalida immediately.

[lenialenient]

LESBIAN GIRLGROUP PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR NOVEL INCOMING FEB 21 BABY

After much forewarning, my sophomore novel AMBROSIA is officially gonna hit us on the 21st of February 2025.

AMBROSIA follows a superstar and second-most-lucrative-member-of-her-girl-group from the point where she's Katya, a grossly ambitious teenager clawing her way through a pseudo-dystopian celebrity training program, to the peak of her career, where she's lost herself in the big diva persona of Ambrosia, bleeding from her nose more than is usual, and hiding a breakdown-induced shaved head from the world.

AMBROSIA is a seven-year-long story of management-dictated shower times, performance-enhancing drugs, and ill-advised affairs with beloved and behated group-mates, told in increments by a semi-reliable narrator over the span of only the one fateful day where a life in service of being looked at finally translates into clawing out eyes.

That is all to say it is now PREORDERABLE - both in ebook and paperback - wherever you get your books from! (If you want to cop a paperback from evil overlord Amazon and it's listed as unavailable on your regional evil overlord storefront, try the US one.)

And ALSO you can read ahead on the first couple chapters for free right HERE.

Thank you for your support and thank you, once again, @shalida for this incredible cover.

[queeroc-zine]

Almost through with the ✨PAGE ARTISTS✨ for the Queer OC Zine 2024!

sacrxm

@sanctus-ingenium

@sarielsnowings

@sev-arts

@sexiimurder

Shalida

Sunflowergnome

@the-nothing-maker

tragisterflav

We‘re so excited about this line-up, we hope everyone else is too! 💖

[vampirehunterdzine]

⚔️𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖇𝖚𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖙𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙⚔️

please welcome movie conessuier and illustrator @shalida as page artist for Vampire's Vestige!

[indie-queer-movie-tournament]

Hi I decided to start another tournament blog for some reason, so here we are. Since I'm busy with the other one, I might not get to this for a few weeks, but I'll let you all know when I'll start and for now I'm taking submissions (via asks).

I have a list of movies I'll include automatically (the ones I've seen) and anything else will have to be submitted.

I'll keep an updated list in a post on here so you can see what's missing.

"Indie" will be defined sort of loosely based on whether or not reviewers were calling the thing indie when it came out.

No short films. 1h+.

As for queer, it has to be canon, whether through something obvious like same-gender relationships or through characters being written to be queer.

Questioning, intersex, asexual, aromantic, etc. count as queer.

Hays-Code-era (or whatever international equivalent, no matter the year) "we're doing everything possible to tell you this character is a flaming homo except having him make out with his buddy" totally counts.

It's got to have a queer main character or be about queer things. So a movie with a gay best friend doesn't count.

If you're unsure, just let me know and I'll either decide or put it to a vote.

Feel free to send in propaganda with your submissions, or send it to movies already included!

I hope this can be a great space to learn about awesome new movies (especially non-English ones!) and encourage people to check out some great new things.

@tournament-announcer @bollywoodtournament @bestanimatedmovie @80s-movie-tournament @moviebracket @queer-ship-tournament @@queer-coded-tourney @tournamentdirectory @best-transgender-character @best-t4t-couple @transhet-tourney @sapphiccharacterstournament @ffshipbracket @mlmshipbracket @foundfamilyarena @canonaspecswag @alloacefolkscompetition @canon-asexual-poll @aromantic-character-showdown @aroswagshowdown @intersex-swag-showdown @bisexual-protagonist-competiton @shalida

[yojabari]

Nope by Shalida

[andsoimissedmychance]

https://shalidasillustrations.tumblr.com/ 

Illustrator Shalida’s Naissance des Pieuvres (Waterlilies) poster.

[stardoused]

for the deeper asks: 1,3,5,8,9,21&30 ! hope youre doin well sweets💕

Ohh thank you so much! Those are a lot of ask lmao. And yeah, I’m doing okay, wbu? Just send me a message sometime, we need to catch up! 💕��

Also this is going to be very long so I’ll put a read more, sorry. So click on that if you’re interested in my opinions on family, mythology, life and death and whatever lmao

1.If you dislike your family, are you obligated to spend time with them? Show up at family functions? Help them out in their time of need? Is a family even relevant anymore – especially when you have a close circle of friends?I don’t dislike my family in a hate kinda way so it isn’t to bad to be forced to spend time with them but to put it this way: I am very glad that I moved out and got a bit of distance between them and me. I do show at family parties but we don’t meet often anyway and I get along pretty well with my Mum’s family. I don’t rly get along with my dad’s family but neither does he so…. For me personally family is still important but over all I think family doesn’t have to be important especially when you have good friends. I am a firm believer of “choosing your own family”.

3. Why do we call some religions “mythologies” (ancient Greek, Norse, Egyptian, etc.) and others religions? Is this fair? What does this show about how relevant certain ideas are as society progresses?I think the “right” answer is that - and pls don’t quote me on that - religions are only the actual believe in God/Gods while mythology is the whole thing around it, like stories and whatever. And since we have a lot of stories about Greek/Norse/Egyptian Gods we tend to forget that they were Gods and get lost in all these stories. Is it fair? I don’t know but I don’t think there are people actually hurt by this so it isn’t that important (istg there are probably ppl hurt by this lmao). And it just shows that nothing is fixed in society, not even a religion, Who knows maybe in a thousand years ppl will make fun of “The one God mythology”.

5. How would you live your life if you had a week to live? How would you live your life if you had 5 years left to live? How would you live your life if you were going to live forever?A week: I think I’ll make sure that I have no left business, write to everyone I know, tell my friends/family that I love them. Make sure someone is taking care of my horse. Then I’ll read a favourite book and spend the last day at the sea. Five years: I’ll probably stop going to university (I haven’t even rly started but I dunno), go travel, get my ass up to publish my book/my poetry, spend a lot of time with my friends/family/horse. Not much difference to a week, but I’ll be able to take my time.Forever: Tbh Try to find a way to kill myself. I couldn’t do that. Nothing is cool if you have forever and everyone I know will die.8. What’s more important to a relationship: common values or other commonalities (like tastes in music, interests, etc.)?Common values. That’s not even a discussion lmao.

9. What’s your opinion on love? Are there different types? Can we separate love from infatuation? Are there any qualifiers to make love “true” (rather than “fake”)?I truly believe in love and I also believe in many different kinds of love. I think you can seperate it from infatuation and I also think love can be true. Not that there is really a fake kind of love, it is an emotion and I don’t think it can be fake, you can just fake it. Also I am not an expert on that topic lmao.

21. What is true strength?Finding out what you believe in and standing for it. This doesn’t mean that you’re opinions are never allowed to change but I think you should have some basic values and dreams and keep fighting for them.

30. Who are you? Names, nationalities, and virtually any other socially-defined attributes do not count. Deep down, who are you?I think I am a very sensible but also very fucking angry person who always dreams to big and is still figuring everything out.

Thank you so so much for asking and thanks to everyone who read until here! Impressive lmao.

[boombooxnet]

Lash malash artesh del Barça con Frenkie de Jong

Lash malash artesh del Barça con Frenkie de Jong

Pocosh fichajesh han ilushionado tanto en el Camp Nou en losh últimosh añosh como el de Frenkie de Jong. Corría el verano de 2019 y el propio Joshep Maria Bartomeu she deshplazó a Amshterdam para convencer al joven centrocampishta, al que she le conshideraba como el guardián del ADN Barça. Tresh temporadash másh tarde, el club catalán le empuja a una shalida para tratar de aliviar shu maltrecha…

[the-canary]

ohhh i just read irreplacable and its so amazing and beautifully written !!!! i love those kind of open endings where they have to start over (and these two definitely need that since theyre both basically new people??? kinda) but if you wrote an epilogue it would be amazing, to find some closure too!!! but whatever you decide on that doesnt change how great it became !! thanks for sharing it with us!

Ah Shalida! Thank you for reading and enjoying the story so much! I do agree with you about opened endings, but also about the need for closure especially after such a long time for this two. So, I am considering a lot now. Thank you for letting me know

[artistalley]

Midnight Mass Poster by @shalida

Full bleed posters are printed on smooth glossy paper with archival inks. A great way to easily display your favorite piece, featuring crisp beautifully rendered colors and a glossy finish. Each poster is listed by sheet size.

Fill your dashboard with boundless joy and good art by simply following @shalida immediately.

[lenialenient]

AMBROSIA - pseudo-dystopian girlgroup novel - COMING FEBRUARY 2025

At fourteen, Katya signs her life over to entertainment monopolist W-Media to be broken down and reshaped into the perfect superstar. At twenty-one, now under the name Ambrosia, she is the centerpiece of wildly popular girl-group Moxxy, female lead in hit-block-buster S.L.Y., and firmly cemented as one of W-Media’s most lucrative creations ever. She, also, hides a mental-breakdown-induced shaved head under her wig, keeps bleeding out of her nose due to experimental performance-enhancing drugs, and is about to turn the most prestigious award ceremony of the year into a whirlwind of shattered glass and bloodshed. 

AMBROSIA is a non-chronological story with a frame narrative that spans only a single day, while the story-within draws from anywhere within the past seven years of management-dictated shower times, content-factory dorms, and a life made for consumption that slowly but surely turns the pleasure of being looked at by everybody into the overwhelming urge to claw out eyes.

It’s also quite very gay. Significantly gay. This is lesbians. Thank you.

Holy shit, lads. AMBROSIA will be out in February and go on pre-order somewhere within the next 2-3 months.

The INCREDIBLE cover has been made by the equally incredible @shalida ! Charlie has been an absolute delight to work with and I've been chomping at the bit to finally show their creation to everybody for the past couple months!!

[queeroc-zine]

Finalized Lineup for the 2024 Queer OC Zine

Page Artists 4/5

@sarielsnowings @sev-arts Sexii Murder Shalida Sunflowergnome @the-nothing-maker tragisterflav @t-nee @vaixu

[theprofashionalone]

Cheers to a strong woman who looks an obstacle dead in the eye and gives it a wink. One who decided to swim when most others would simply give up and sink. A woman that demands respect rather than attention. A first-rate version of herself, not a second-rate version of someone else. She’s a woman of great power and tremendous zeal, not consumed in the fire, yet forged by it. A woman of true substance, whose passion burns brighter than her fears. A lady of beauty, whose essence was birthed through blood, sweat and tears. She's a mother, daughter and coach to the very end... But most importantly, she’s my big sister and my very best friend. I love you Shalida Gray— Happy Birthday 🎉🎊🎈🎁🎂 https://www.instagram.com/p/B89DGnTB8xJ/?igshid=1lpri5hx7st1b

[383designstudionyc]

‘Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay’ It’s Ol’ Dirty Shalida! Any hiphop head from my era would automatically recognize the album cover for ODB for “Return to the 36 Chambers”. Swipe to see the original! . . . . #returntothe36chambers #oldirtybastard #36chambers #funtimes #hiphop #wutangclan #vintagevinyl #vintage #adobephotoshop #hiphopculture #hiphoplegends #throwback #tbt https://www.instagram.com/383design/p/BtT9RblgrCh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=emj3677h5exe

[dumblrbel]

Tom Hanks in “Big” oooooo Shalida walking down the street ten times a week i met it, i said it, i stole my mama’s credit I’m hot, I’m cool, sock you in the stomach three more times!