#shadow is as sharp as a balloon and as thick as obsidian

[weepingtalecowboy]

Shadow has zero brain activity

Fanfic prompt: People say that necromancy brings people back wrong but considering that shadow always was brain dead

If he was brought back a zombie

I doubt anyone (especially Vio) would even notice like :

He was always cold getting brought back to life doesn’t change anything

He has no heart beat and will never have one

He is a very feral creature and bites people it would also not change

He has glowing eyes

Like it would be funnier if he even gets perceived as smarter then before

Shadow licking a window in the background and gnawing at the window sill: ….

Vio who has seen shadow do much more stupid things than that: “did he get smarter than before….!,.?”

But also

Shadow: “Y’all ever just be starin' at the fridge like, "bruh I ain't even hungry but here we are is again lmao smh"?”

Vio who heard him say much worse than that but trying to be supportive and not cringe at the ungodly amount of grammatical errors : “I….guess…?!?”

Red applauded him

Shadow hasn’t started a zombie apocalypse because he is severely allergic to brains and has so far not figured out where it is located and gnaws at sleeves is all his nonexistent brain can handle