#shade has eaten mud before as an infant

[ds-shade-and-shine]

DS!Dream: It’s just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they’re less flavorful. I’m thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.

DS!Error, bored: Can’t we just leave while they’re distracted?

DS!Shade, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?

DS!Error: I hate you.