#sg1: the ties that bind

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ok this might actually be the funniest thing in the world

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SG1 Whump - Daniel Jackson

1x01 Children of the Gods - Knocked out 1x04 Emancipation - Regressed to primitive state 1x07 Cold Lazarus - Killed 1x13 Fire and Water - "Dead" 1x17 Enigma - Thrown out of gate high velocity, concussion, weak 1x18 Solitudes - Mind controlled, raped, catatonic 1x19 Tin Man -Consciousness & body duplicated 1x20 There But For The Grace of God - Quantum mirror, shot 1x21 Politics - Shot, blinded 2x01 The Serpent's Lair - Shot, badly wounded 2x02 In the Line of Duty - Zatted/hostage 2x03 Prisoners - Strangled unconscious 2x05 Need - Captured, almost dies/unconscious, addiction, extreme withdrawals, passes out, mental breakdown 2x13 Spirits - Tranquilized 2x17 Holiday - Mind transferred, in pain, coma, almost dies 2x19 One False Step - Induced anger, headache 2x22 Out of Mind - Captured, fake memory simulation device, manipulated 3x01 Into the Fire - Caught in explosion / shrapnel 3x02 Seth - Hit by ribbon device, mind controlled 3x04 Legacy - Schizophrenia, mental institution, drugged 3x06 Point of View - Shot 3x07 Deadman Switch - Runs into forcefield 3x08 Demons - Struck by lightning 3x09 Rules of Engagement - Shot by an intar 3x10 Forever in a Day - Ribbon device injury 3x13 The Devil You Know - Drugged/tortured 3x14 Foothold - Drugged/doubled 3x19 New Ground - Tortured, unconscious 3x21 Crystal Skull - Invisible, shocked 3x22 Nemesis - Appendicitis 4x03 Upgrades - Strength virus, fever, passes out 4x10 Beneath the Surface - Amnesia, enslaved 4x11 Point of No Return - Drugged 4x13 The Curse - Ribbon device injury 4x17 Absolute Power - Unconscious, learns consequences of knowledge 4x18 The Light - Addiction to the light, extreme depression, flatlines 5x04 The Fifth Man - Zatted 5x07 Beast of Burden - Zatted, tortured 5x09 Between Two Fires - Knocked down 5x13 Proving Ground - Shot by an intar 5x16 Last Stand - Crash landing; knocked unconscious 5x19 Menace - Thrown, head/wrist injury 5x21 Meridian - Radiation poisoning, dies, emotional 7x06 Lifeboat - Mind overwhelmed, headaches, life at risk 7x12 Evolution pt 2 - Beaten, tortured, shot 7x15 Chimera - Dreams manipulated, shot 8x03 Lockdown - Zatted twice, shot, passes out 8x06 Avatar - Dies in video game, shocked multiple times 8x07 Affinity - Zatted 8x10 Endgame - Zatted 8x12 Prometheus Unbound - (zatted + shot + kicked) by Vala 8x17 Reckoning pt 2 - Pierced with sword 8x18 Threads - Captured 9x01 Avalon pt. 1 - Passes out from Jaffa bracelets 9x02 Avalon pt. 2 - Passes out + restrained 9x03 Origin - Almost dies in fire with Vala (of course) 9x04 The Ties That Bind - Passes out x2 9x06 Beachhead - Almost passes out/adjusting 9x16 Off the Grid - Captured, beaten 9x19 Crusade - Body controlled by Vala 10x02 Morpheus - Sleep virus 10x07 Counterstrike - Choked 10x09 Company of Thieves - Zatted by a smuggler 10x11 The Quest pt. 2 - Merlin powers, extreme knowledge (pain) 10x14 The Shroud - Zatted, exhausted 10x16 Bad Guys - Stunned 10x17 Talion - Unconscious 10x19 Dominion - Suffocating 10x20 Unending - Emotional (same)

[stargate365]

[SG-1] 9.04: The Ties That Bind

Lol. Daniel amuses me. Insisting Vala be searched before going through the gate.

“I hate long goodbyes.” “Okay, goodbye.”

Hehe. He knows her too well by now.

“Can’t blame a girl for trying.” “No, I can.”

And now, Daniel is unconscious. Again.

“Good morning sunshine.” “Gah.”

Yay! More Vala!! I like her!

Poor Walter. Landry is as bad as Jack.

“Walter, don’t make me promote you.”

Lol. So he might have to marry her after all.

Poor Bill.

PROFESSOR PROTRON!!

“Okay, maybe we know a Vala.”

Lol. Daniel looks extremely disturbed by this dude’s recollection.

Vala is really laying it on thick. Lol.

This is the most hilarious breakup I have ever seen and I love every moment of it.

Ohmygod, this is going to be an ep of every bad deal Vala ever made, isn’t it.

Cam has hilarious ideas. :D

“If I have to weave one more prayer basket, I’m gonna kill someone.”

Oh, so now we’re flashing back to the dudes from Prometheus Unbound…

“Actually, it was Daniel who messed up the deal.” “You tried to sell them a stolen ship.” “You’re the one who told them they couldn’t have it.”

Ohmygod, Vala in Washington DC. :D

“Daniel, do you happen to have one of these credit cards?” “Yes I do, and no you can’t.”

Lol. Did she just spank him? That’s more evidence for her being a Dom.

Oh dear… Vala… did you just sit on the artifac… oh, no, thankfully just his glasses.

Did she just push something off the table… yep, definitely part cat.

What the ever living hell..?

How did she get into his room? Ohmygod, Daniel just failed at proper grammar when faced with her in nightclothes.

And now he feels bad for her… she might be telling the truth? But she might also be using it to take advantage of him…

“Are you messing with me?” “Is it working?”

OHMYGOD Teal’c in a suit!!

Vala looks a bit fed up with Earth politics, and is quite happy to laugh at this chap. :D

I’m really digging the new uniforms for SG1. :D

Vala and her partner? Lol, they remember Daniel, or should we say, Hans Olo. :D

“Go to the panel by the rear exit.” “Okay, now what?” “Stay there, shut up and let me finish.”

Well now, that’s interesting. :D

EMP?? Nice.

Daniel looks ready to commit murder.

I don’t want Teal’c to go… it’s bad enough that Sam is off doing her thing without us.

[zavuya]

[mysg1spacemonkey]

The ties that bind

[larinah]

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[pass-the-bechdel]

Stargate SG1 s09e04 ‘The Ties That Bind’

Does it pass the Bechdel Test?

No.

How many female characters (with names and lines) are there?

Three (20% of cast).

How many male characters (with names and lines) are there?

Twelve.

Positive Content Rating:

Three.

General Episode Quality:

Fun.

MORE INFO (and potential spoilers) UNDER THE CUT:

Passing the Bechdel:

PFFFFTT I SAY.

Female characters:

Vala Mal Doran.

Carolyn Lam.

Gibson.

Male characters:

Daniel Jackson.

Cameron Mitchell.

Hank Landry.

Walter Harriman.

Bill Lee.

Arlos.

Inago.

Caius.

Tenat.

Jup.

Teal’c.

Fisher.

OTHER NOTES:

Sweet leathers, y’all.

“Those were wonderful, carnal times”

“No, we shalln’t!” Not gonna lie, this is a popular line around my house. There are numerous things we shalln’t do.

This is a solid little shenanigan plot, and it is true that the show needed something low-stakes to follow on from the whole “oops we attracted the attention of a new and wildly powerful God-posing enemy to the galaxy” thing. It’s the right sort of story to do for this kind of a point in the season, and it’s not bad in itself. But, it is gimmicky, and when you’ve seen it once before, it doesn’t hold a terrible amount of charm on interest on repeat. It’s fine. 

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Because Tumblr doesn’t have enough Daniel Jackson passing out and waking up in the infirmary…

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A rough Stargate Viewing Guide For Better Understanding of the Fics I’ve written... I guess?

Since there have been lot of comments from people who have not watched Stargate reading my latest fics and who probably don’t have the time to dedicate to a series with over 200 episodes.... never mind the spin-offs, and the movies...

For both Stargate Brotherhood and Cohabitation (and Queen Mother, I guess) the most important episodes of SG1 are S02E02, S02E11-12, S06E10. For Stargate Brotherhood S05E15-16 and S06E06 are also useful (they concern Ba’al. There are later good Ba’al episodes, but they don’t really matter for the actual fic. For Cohabitation S05E11, Desperate measures, is also semi-important, that’s the episode where Sam was kidnapped.

Anyway, here is an Essential Viewing Guide I found and then heavily modified.

Season 1

1/2 "Children of the Gods"

9 "Thor's Hammer" (concerns Asgard)

10 "The Torment of Tantalus" (loosely concerns Ancients/Asgard)

11 "Bloodlines" (Concerns jaffa and symbiote plantation)

13 "The Nox" 

14 "Hathor" (Goa'uld queens)

16 "Cor-ai" (concerns Jaffa)

17 "Enigma" (concerns Tollans)

19 "Solitudes" (concerns Ancients, also kinda cool episode)

20 "There But for the Grace of God" (concerns overall plot, and alternate universes)

21 "Politics (Part 1)" (Goa'uld attack earth)

22 "Within the Serpent's Grasp (Part 2)"

(Honestly, I can’t remember much of season 1, don’t see any reason to rewatch any of it, and it isn’t really all that important concerning my fics.

Season 2:

1 "The Serpent's Lair (Part 3)"

2 "In the Line of Duty" (Concerns Tok'ra)

6 "Thor's Chariot" (concerns Asgard)

8 "Family" (concerns Teal'c)

9 "Secrets" (concerns Sha're)

11 "The Tok'ra (Part 1)"

12 "The Tok'ra (Part 2)"

14 "Touchstone" (concerns NID)

15 "The Fifth Race" (Concerns ancients, cool episode)

18 "Serpent's Song" (Apophis death, the first one)

20 "Show and Tell" (kinda re-cap on what's happened so far)

22 "Out of Mind (Part 1)" (concerns Hathor)

Season 3:

1 "Into the Fire (Part 2)" (concerns Hathor)

3 "Fair Game" concerns Goa'uld system lords)

10 "Forever in a Day" (Concern's Sha're)

12 "Jolinar's Memories (Part 1)" (concerns Tok'ra and Apophis)

13 "The Devil You Know (Part 2)" 

15 "Pretense" (concerns Tollan's and Skaara)

22 "Nemesis (Part 1)" (Concerns Asgard and Replicators)

Season 4:

1 "Small Victories (Part 2)" (Concerns Asgard and Replicators)

6 "Window of Opportunity" (optional but pretty neat, timeloop episode)

7 "Watergate" (I honestly can't even remember this one, but it was recommended viewing, so eh)

13 "The Curse" (concerns Osiris and Stasis Jars)

14 "The Serpent's Venom" (again, recommended viewing, can't remember anything about this one)

15 "Chain Reaction" (concerns NID)

17 "Absolute Power" (optional for overall plot, concerns Goa'uld genetic knowledge and also ascension)

22 "Exodus (Part 1)" (3-parter, concerns Tok'ra, final death of Apophis and replicators. Also, a sun is blown up, which was cool)

Season 5:

1 "Enemies (Part 2)"

2 "Threshold (Part 3)"

6 "Rite of Passage" (Concerns Hok'tar)

9 "Between Two Fires" (Concerns Tollan)

11 "Desperate Measures"

15 "Summit (Part 1)" (Concern's Goa'uld system lords)

16 "Last Stand (Part 2)"

20 "The Sentinel" (Optional, concerns NID)

21 "Meridian" (not optional - concerns ascension)

22 "Revelations" (Concerns Anubis and Asgard)

Season 6:

1 "Redemption (Part 1)"

2 "Redemption (Part 2)"

3 "Descent" 

4 "Frozen" (Concerns the Ancients and Hok'tar)

6 "Abyss" (concerns Ba'al and Ascension)

7 "Shadow Play" (concerns Jonas and Kelownas)

9 "Allegiance" (concerns Tau-ri, Jaffa, Tok'ra alliance)

10 “Cure” (Concerns Tok’ra and Goa’uld queens)

11 "Prometheus (Part 1)" (Concerns Earth making ships :D)

12 "Unnatural Selection (Part 2)" (Concerns Asgard and Replicators)

16 "Metamorphosis" (Optional for plot, concerns Hok'tar)

17 "Disclosure" (optional, recap episode with politics)

21 "Prophecy" (Optional, concerns Hok'taur

22 "Full Circle" (3 parter, concerns Anubis, ascension and all that)

Season 7:

1 "Fallen (Part 2)"

2 "Homecoming (Part 3)"

3 “Fragile Balance” (Concerns clone O’neill, of whom I think i’ve written fic about and probably will in future. Also Asgard)

11 "Evolution (Part 1)" (Concerns ancients and weird creepy goa'uld science)

12 "Evolution (Part 2)"

17 "Heroes (Part 1)"

18 "Heroes (Part 2)"

21 "Lost City (Part 1)" (Concerns Atlantis)

22 "Lost City (Part 2)"

And here on out it's whatever, continue if you want, it doesn’t really apply to any of my fics all that much... though Reckoning is kind of what I consider the Ultimate Finale of Stargate SG1 I’m kinda meh on everything that followed - though there were some cool episodes in later seasons, I was overall not a fan of the Ori plot and what it did to Ancients (and thus will always completely disregard it in every fic I will ever write)

Season 8:

1 "New Order (Part 1)"

2 "New Order (Part 2)"

3 "Lockdown"

9 "Sacrifices"

11 "Gemini"

12 "Prometheus Unbound"

14 "Full Alert"

16 "Reckoning (Part 1)"

17 "Reckoning (Part 2)"

18 "Threads"

19 "Moebius (Part 1)"

20 "Moebius (Part 2)"

Season 9:

1 "Avalon (Part 1)"

2 "Avalon (Part 2)"

3 "Origin (Part 3)"

4 "The Ties That Bind"

6 "Beachhead"

7 "Ex Deus Machina"

10 "The Fourth Horseman (Part 1)"

11 "The Fourth Horseman (Part 2)"

14 "Stronghold"

19 "Crusade"

20 "Camelot (Part 1)"

Season 10:

1 "Flesh and Blood (Part 2)"

3 "The Pegasus Project"

4 "Insiders"

6 "200"

7 "Counterstrike"

8 "Memento Mori"

9 "Company of Thieves"

10 "The Quest (Part 1)"

11 "The Quest (Part 2)"

12 "Line in the Sand"

14 "The Shroud"

17 "Talion"

19 "Dominion"

20 "Unending"

If I start writing something on Stargate Atlantis (which I probably will, love that series) I guess I’ll make a list for that too

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Okay but Teal'c in a suit though!

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Cargo Ship and Alkesh, The Ties That Bind

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Vala considering all the possibilities

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Good morning sunshine.

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