#seymours are chronically incapable of winning it is biologically impossible for them

[edwardseymour]

What about, Top 5 Seymour Wins?

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

edward seymour (hertford) EXCLUSIVELY having secret marriages and conceiving children within the tower of london because the seymour/somerset line persevering through katherine filliol's treatment and through the most obnoxious means possible, proving how illegitimate the whole system of aristocracy actually is in the process… succulent.

jane seymour having a son first try

edward seymour effectively snatching basically total power as the lord protector. no we won't talk about how it immediately went to shit from there, the efficiency with which he initially seized control is fun. there's a REASON why we keep otherwise inexpicably getting unnecessarily cunty portrayals of edward seymour that unreasonably eat the more popular boleyn/howards up and this has got to be it.

elizabeth seymour.

edward seymour killing thomas seymour i only wish he did it with his own hands i only wish the axe missed on the first try <3