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Johnny's really out here calling Kenshi "sexyface 2" and "best friend" if he's the announcer
#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#mk1#johnny cage#kenshi takahashi#I FEEL DERANGED#and that goofy ass voice when he says best friend hello??#he calls himself sexypants
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#katie banks#leather#sexy vixen#sexypic#sexy chick#pretty face#beautiful woman#beautiful body#tumblr milestone#thank you
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IS HE SMILING????? DID HE JUST SMILE????
more of a smirk, but you know what, i'll fucking take it
#the sign the series#inspector sexypants#also he had no right to look so good walking over there?#lol#this episode was made for me personally! my birthday was *last* saturday idolfactory!! but thank you for spoiling me~#god i wish i knew how to make gifs
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he is not amused.....
#barry steakfries#jetpack joyride#sketch#barry after you call him barreth for the 50th time and he's past the point of embarrassment and is now just grumpy about it#i'm in love with the fact his name's comically long and ridiculous#fuckin barreth mcsteakington friesenhausen.#one of the characters in AOZ has a ridiculous name as well (miss rubenstein sexypants) so i'm happy they kept that going in the vlog#i feel like he dreads going to family gatherings specifically because of that name because it's embarrassing#and he just has to put up with it for a night and a half#also i like to think craig would lightly tease him about it if he found out what his whole name is#he'd think it's actually kind of a cute name but also make fun of barry for it because it's funny seeing him get embarrassed#also speaking of that episode of the vlog: as an queenslander barry's mum is incredibly accurate to how quite a few people here are like#like her story about her friend getting hit by a bus after using the internet feels like something i'd hear a weird aunt or neighbour say#i think most of halfbrick's fans aren't australian so i find it really funny when people call barry british or get confused at certain term#and i have seen some people call barry british before and i feel this mixture of amusement and confusion about it#because 1. that's just really funny that people tend to immediately assume that pronouncing stuff like tomato as “tomahhto” = british#but also 2. have you even heard a british person. i assure you they often don't sound like us australians#especially with the many different variations in their accents depending on what area they come from#anyway.... barry grumpy :3#i like how i always end up going on long tangents in the tags about random loosely related shit#it's the autism brain going off
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I SWEAR THIS WASN'T ME!!!!
#i'm so dead tho#i can't believe i found this#where was this back in the day?? lol#i found the shirt!#no maroon hoodie or green sexypants though#or ugly corduroy jacket lolol#the fifth estate#tfe ruined my life#funny shit though
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A Valentine's Poem to call out all the HBO War ho's on Tumblr (aka, us). Written by my real-life partner who's dubbed himself Lieutenant Sexy-Pants.
Roses are red
The army wears green
Who is sexier?
An Airman or Marine?
Your company is Easy
(except when you thirst
for Topguns, Medics,
or the entire 101st)
But nevertheless
I know deep in your heart
I'm the man you've loved
right from the start.
Try as you might
to dismiss or refute.
Just accept the evidence
and give me a salute.
Now don't get homoerotic
but kiss me still
we are a unit of fun
Forevermore and even still.
(Love, Lt. Sexy-Pants)
#I dedicate this to all my HBO War Ho's#Generation Kill Valentines Day#Band of Brothers Valentines Day#Spending Valentines Day with Easy Company#Top Gun Valentines Day#Lieutenant SexyPants#Happy Valentines Day#And if you don't celebrate... have a platonic love poem instead
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Vorrei dedicare questo premio a tutti voi monelli che avete sempre creduto in me 😅💋
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One of the hottest models i’ve ever shoot :) More of her and other models nude pics in my boosty.to/zuncut - link in bio. MD @sirena_milano_official #hotnsexy #sexyhotgirl #sexypics #hotmodel #hotmodels #actress #sheishot #hotphotoshoot #hotphotography #modellife (at Moscow, Russia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Coji0dGtC-7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#hotnsexy#sexyhotgirl#sexypics#hotmodel#hotmodels#actress#sheishot#hotphotoshoot#hotphotography#modellife
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inspector sexypants on my screen so soon!!!
first the tattoos and now this, what a blessed episode for me personally. and look at his widdle face, he looks like he's pouting!
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Albo looking snatched
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Model: Sexy Priceless - sexy p - Model Mayhem # 593800
Photographer: mr bradley daddydell28 cordell28
https://www.flickr.com/photos/cordell28/6306746770/
#rmaalbc #model #sexyp
#rmaalbc#sexyp#sexy#priceless#p#model#mayhem#modelmayhem#593800#mrbradley#mr#bradley#daddydell28#cordell28#black#photographer
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#beautiful woman#pretty face#gorgeous#sexy vixen#sexypic#sexy chick#sexy breats#pretty girls#tumblr milestone#thank you#fish nets#beautiful girl
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friends. i dreamed that i was on a cute little library date with inspector sexypants?
like, it's quiet so we have to whisper so of course my face has to be this close to yours. it's only polite for me to help you hold up this book you're talking about and maybe our fingertips brush a little, what about it. can't walk too far apart (out of whispering range; see above) and oh whoops our shoulders are touching. that kind of bullshit
and i can only assume my actual brain came fully online for a second because i was like, wait a minute. he's driving me home after this. whatever books i chose, i don't have to lug them back in my shoulderbag. I CAN GET AS MANY HEAVY, THICK-ASS HARDCOVER BOOKS AS I WANT! and sprinted for the graphic novel section
don't think i'm getting a second date. sorry, inspector sexypants
#the sign the series#look. there was this multivolume set with THE MOST gorgeous gilded illustrations! but man oh man were they massive weighty tomes#like sir you are fine as hell but who can resist the allure of having the reading material you covet in your own grubby little paws#lol i'm not even up to date with this show! but my brain was like: hey. do you remember him. he is important (i do remember! i'm just busy!#(also i am aroace so like all this furtive glancing and accidental touching omg i could NEVER in real life)#also what's wild is he DID come and find me though? and helped me carry everything?? i must have SO much rizz in my dreams holy shit#anyway i think there like three other akk appreciators in this fandom?#but i hope inspector sexypants takes you on a dream visit to the library too!#may you NOT cockblock yourselves like i did though hehe
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I love post hot content on mym and I how do you feel about that ladies
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