#sexy northern

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

is your speaking voice higher in your native language than in other languages or lower. my irish speaking voice is higher than my english one but my french speaking voice is lower. i don't know why considering i learned french as a child when my voice was naturally higher and only started learning irish in adulthood but here we are

[thecupsmith]

Technically, a cyberpunk story

Sexy Train by The Northern Boys

[variousqueerthings]

this doesn't even include any lyrics from "sexy train" which has bangers like:

[gildedmuse]

With credit towards @jhaernyl who shared some fantastic doctor/surgeon humor with me that ended up leading to.....

The ZoLaw AU No One Asked For...

Where Law is a surgeon on some small Northern Island.

Recently Transfered Nurse Sabo: Excuse me, sir, there is a man here? Roronoa Zoro. He's apparently suffered a small injury.

Law: *sighs* Let me guess, that loudmouthed robot made him come in.

Nurse Sabo: No, he-

Law: Robo-ya's wife then. At least one of them is sensible.

Sabo: He came alone, sir, said he was training and suddenly felt something was off balance. I couldn't -

Law: *Going completely still*

Law: *Turning and grabbing the poor new trainee by the shoulders* QUICK! Answer me this: did he finish his training?

Sabo: Err, no, he said he was worried and he came right in so-

Law: BEPO GRAB THE CRASH CART! WE HAVE A CODE GREEN!!!

Law rooming down the whole hospital.

Law: WE CANT LET HIM GET AWAY HE IS SERIOUSLY INJURED *Pointing dramatically as Shachi and Penguin nod to one another, both grab jing gurneys and blocking off the ER exit*

Zoro: *Raising an eyebrow, though also still suspiciously holding onto his arm* Honestly, Torao it was no big deal, I feel fine now.

Law: *sighs* Zoro-ya... *looking down at the floor.*

*....And there is just a trail of blood on the floor leading to Zoro who is holding into his arm which he has (roughly) bandaged on.*

Zoro: What?

Law: .... Zoro-ya, give me your arm. Now.

Zoro: Torao, I told you, its fine, I just needed some ba-

Law: Give. Me. Your. Arm.

Zoro: Tch *hands over his stupid traitor arm*

Trainee Nurse Rebecca: *passes out cold*

Law: Zoro-ya, what has Law said about cutting off your own limbs!?

Zoro: But you always fix it and it was easier than-

Law: That's not the point Zoro-ya! You can't just cut off limbs whenever it's easy!

Sabo: So are they always like this?

Older HCA Ikkaku, who is used to these idiots: *holds out popcorn bucket to share*

No words. Her show is on.

Sabo: But none of the TVs are-Ooooh HCA Ikkaku: I said shhh!

Ikkaku: Roronoa just mentioned Doctor Trafalgar just being sour over Zoro's ankle stitches. That ALWAYS leads to drama.

2nd HCA aka Perona: *appearing from nowhere to grab a handful of popcorn* Doctor Trafalgar hates those scars. Everyone in the hospital - depth, probably the whole town - knows as much. Law doesn't exactly make it a secret.

Like catching someone up on a your favorite long running television show.

Only its live and one of the people is holding a detached bloody arm.

Ikkaku: *ignoring the wide eyes stare from young nurse* Ooh, Looks like Roronoa is going to let him attach it.

Perona: *giggling* Doctor Trafalgar is gonna give him such a hard time! Horohoro, I'll bet he wouldn't even call for the anesthesiologist!

Law: AND DON'T BOTHER GETTING CESEAR! WE'RE DOING THIS NOW!

Ikkaku: Yo, new guy, stop just standing around and get your pal there off the floor.

Perona: And hurry up, we doesn't want to miss when Roronoa finally smiles. Doctor Trafalgar goes bright red! It's SOOO cute! 💕

She's right, too, as anyone whose worked there long enough will attest. It's the best part of the whole show.

The trainee and new transfer are not sure about all this, but the employees who have worked there awhile seem to be.... enjoying it?

Law: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, IDIOT!? WHAT IF I WASN'T HERE TODAY!? AND DON'T JUST ACT LIKE IT WAS A MINOR PAIN!!!

Zoro: Hey! Last time, when Robin made me come (damn noisy witch) and I showed the lady what was wrong, she passed out and you got all-

Law: Because you can't just show our poor check in team a gaping chest wound, Zoro-ya!

Law: *eyebrow twitching* Still! You're supposed to mention when you've CUT OFF YOUR OWN ARM!

It doesn't seem fair for Torao is getting so upset with him, especially since this time Zoro came in without even being made to. Oh, and he knew it wouldn't be a problem! Torao is the best surgeon in the world, Zoro knew he'd be able to fix him.

Sure enough.....

Zoro: Oye, Torao! Look at that! It's good as new! *Bright, sharp smile* See, ai knew there was a reason we kept you around!

Law: *immediately frozen*

HCA Ikkaku: *nudges nurse* Wait for it...

Law: *frozen*

HCA Perona: *holding onto the trainee Nurse too tightly, eyes wide* Here it comes....

Law: *whole face turns bright pink, pulling his surgery mask up as if hiding* Whatever you idiot! Now, stop getting yourself hurt! I'm not sewing on any other limbs for another month at least, I swear!

Zoro: You are the best, Torao *smile getting even brighter*

Perona: 💕 Ahh, aren't they so cute? 💕

Rebecca: Are they?

Sabo: Or are they just scary?

Zoro: *still with that sharp smile as he twists his arm, practicing all his sword moves. Absolutely glowing with pride* Not even a scar, doc. You really are the best.

Law: Of course I didn't leave a scar! I'm not some useless sack of flesh like that Hogsback asshole. I would never leave you with an unwanted mark.

Zoro: *still studying his arm, smile becoming softer, warmer* You know... I wouldn't mind a little mark. So long as it was from you.

And Law's mask gets pulled up so high he's practically got his eyes covered.

(It's both.)

(They're both adorable and scary.)

[a-map-of-gays]

(also reblog if you so desire)

[frnkiebby]

thats all goodnight

fuck if you’re not right my guy~🎃

[ripeteeth]

I think I need more wine books.

Also sommelier and wine training is so fascinating. A good portion of it is about hospitality and service and, having been in the industry, I find it fascinating, but so much is also about the theory of taste and flavor. It's making me learn to approach everything differently. Even in culinary school we never got this level of learning to identify and understand flavors and how they work together. It's making me a better cook.

[therogerclarkfanclub]

Roger at the RDR discussion panel at Comic Con Northern Ireland 2023

[sktls-ig]

This is my kinda jam

[mantisgodsaus]

BONUS DETAILS about SB AU Mothiva & Zasp!

-Zasp mainly communicates via sign. He knows several different forms of it. He swaps out where he places the joints in his arms based on what form of sign he's using in order to have the appropriate number of joints. This is bad to look at but he does not stop doing it.

-He doesn't speak verbal Bugnish because he hates the things he has to do with his mouth for it. Tastes Bad. Normal Zasp has this going on as well he just got used to it SB Zasp just had the opportunity to get a career where he can simply Not Verbally Talk To People, Ever and took it immediately

-Mothiva straight-up eats poison. It is healthier than her normal verse diet (for her) but if you steal her lunch then bad things will happen to you.

[jenfoundabug]

Large and in charge.

Male Aphonopelma iodius (tarantula) looking for love

Northern California

[x-heesy]

Intomysoul

All you ever see

Is all you ever want

You can do it right

You can do it now

All you ever see

Is all you ever want

You always want it right now

Right now

You can do it right

You can do it now

You can do it right now

Right now

All you'll ever see

Is all you ever want

You always want it right now

(Right now)

You can do it right

You can do it now

You can do it right now

You can do it right now

All you ever see

Is all you ever want

You always want it right now

You can do it right

You can do it now

You can do it right now

You can do it right now

Right now

All you ever see

(All you'll ever see)

Is all you ever want

(Is all you'll ever want)

Always want it right now

(You always want it right now)

You can do it right now

(No you can do that right now)

You can do it right

(You can do it right)

You can do it now

(You can do it now)

You can do it right now

(You can do that right now)

You can do it right now

(No you can do that right now)

Right now

@frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @cumpletelyhappythesecond

Right Now by Northern Lite v3.0 #pure6

[emetophobiahelp]

Sexy Train by the Northern Boys Music Video

Has one of the singers graphically v* right on screen, was definitely not expecting it and it made me very upset. Immediately turned it off.

[northernboyslyricoftheday]

[pennyserenade]

the pain i feel knowing this character is not real is awful. that’s the love of life in every conceivable way actually